闪电侠第一季 第24期：奇怪的作案团伙 

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When do you think he'll realize

he didn't take his clothes?

Perp made off with a bunch of handguns,

at least six Glock 19s.

Fitted with extra ammunition magazines.

Somebody's looking to do a whole lot of bad.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

Doing a little fall shopping, Mr. Allen?

I was going so fast this morning, I didn't even notice.

I downloaded the surveillance footage off the video camera.

Looks like only one perp.

Footage may only show one, but it was six guys.

Look, the tracks. They're all crossing each other.

Six sets of footprints. Six guns stolen.

We should be looking for a crew.

Weird.

The shoes, it looks like they're all the same size.

Men's tens, I'd guess.

Just like you, Captain.

Not that you're a suspect, sir. I

Your ability to multi-task is truly remarkable.

The way you can embarrass me, the Captain, and yourself

all at the same time. Joe, I'm sorry.

I'm starting to think "Joe, I'm sorry" is

my actual name considering how often you say it to me.

I'm dealing with a lot right now.

Look, I know you are.

Believe me, I'm dealing with it, too.

I've always had a very simple set of beliefs.

Gravity makes things fall. Water makes things wet.

And up until a few weeks ago, I believed

the fastest man could run a mile in four minutes.

Not four seconds.

I could do it in three.

Not relevant.

You haven't said anything to Iris about all this, have you?

No, I made you a promise. I keep my promises.

Keep on lying like that,

you're liable to get struck by lightning again.

Get up to the lab.

Start processing the evidence from the gun store.