A truly bizarre crime...

       After withdrawing 8,000 euros from a bank a German man was struck in the back of the neck by what he described as human feces, police said.  "Immediately afterwards two large women came up to him from behind and claimed they had seen someone excreting down onto the street from above". The two women then began briskly wiping the filth from the man's clothing with paper towels they had with them. They were soon joined by a third man, who also came bearing paper towels. Only when the man went to take his foul-smelling trousers to cleaners did he notice that 7,500 euros had been taken from his back pocket.

如此作案

        德国警方称，一名德国男子从银行取出来了8000欧元，走在街上时感到脖子后面被什么东西砸中，他当时觉得那象是人的粪便。“当他还没反应过来时，有两名身材高大的妇女从他身后走过来跟他说，看到有人从高处向下排泄粪便，正好砸到他了”。那两名女子开始非常热心地用随身带着的纸巾帮那名男子擦身上的脏东西。很快又有一名男子拿着纸巾加入到清理工作的行列。直到那名男子去洗衣店清洗他那条臭得可以熏死人的裤子时，他才发现，他从银行取出的放在裤子后袋中的8000欧元，已经有7500元不翼而飞了。