烦人的橙子英语版 Mystery of the Mustachios小胡子之谜，橙子遇到了5个戴着胡子的开心果，这五颗开心果实在是太团结了啊，商量后的结果就是一出场就把橙子吓傻啦，不过显然橙子的心理素质已经达到火星人水平了。
烦人的橙子：Hey! Hey, over here! Hey, bagface! Hey, hey bagface, hey! Hey, bagface! It looks like you had a little plastic surgery. (laughing)
(Daneboe takes the bag away)
烦人的橙子：Uhh. Thanks for the hand, buddy. Jeez. Whoa! Hey, hey Pistachios, hey!
小胡子长官: Dude, he's talking to us.
小胡子: What do you want to do?
Middle 小胡子: don't say anything.
Sombrero 小胡子: Is this look all right? It feels lopsided.
小胡子 1: It's so itchy!
烦人的橙子：Hey, Pistachios! Hey! Pistachios! Hey, over here!
小胡子 5: It's not pistachio, okay?
烦人的橙子：Then what are you?
(小胡子s turned around to face Orange)
小胡子 5: It's mustachio.
烦人的橙子：(screaming)
(title card)
小胡子 4: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it down, buddy! Everything's cool.
烦人的橙子：There's a caterpillar on your lip!! And it's got friends!
小胡子 3: These aren't caterpillars, dude. They're mustaches.
烦人的橙子：Uh-uh! Those are caterpillars! Pistachio-eating caterpillars!
小胡子 1: Dude, that's not even a real thing.
烦人的橙子：Uh-huh! Ask Pear!
梨子： Did someone say pistachio-eating caterpillars?
Orange and 梨子： (screaming)
小胡子 2: I told you we should have gone somebreos.
小胡子 3: I know, I know.
烦人的橙子：You pistachios are goners.
小胡子 5: Look, for the last time, we're not pistachios!
小胡子 3: Yeah. Pistachios are like, delicious.
小胡子 2: Exactly.
小胡子 4: And we're not.
小胡子 1: Nope.
小胡子 5: That's right. Cause, we're mustachios.
小胡子 1: And that's totally a different thing.
小胡子s: (talking)
烦人的橙子：Yeah, whatever. Clearly, you guys are nuts. (laughing)
小胡子 1: Hey, hey, hey. Look buddy, if we were tasty pistachios are flavoured would have given us away.
梨子： Guys! It's okay! We're not gonna eat you.
小胡子 1: Of course not. Cause we're not pistachios.
梨子： Oh, come on. In the shells, the green center, the giant freaking bag that said pistachios on it.
小胡子 1: (sniffs) Boy It's getting hot in here. (sniffs) Kinda getting the sniffles here.
小胡子 4: Shut up, Barry.
烦人的橙子：You be a lot cooler if you want wern't wering a lip warmer. (laughing) Ohh! I know! Let me give you a fuzz buster. (laughing)
小胡子s: (sighs)
烦人的橙子：I get the feeling that the answer to this mystery is right under your nose! (laughing)
梨子： Um, Orange, they don't have noses.
烦人的橙子：........You're an Apple!
小胡子 5: Yep, and we're 小胡子s! End of story. You guys have a great day, we gotta get going now!
小胡子 1: (sniffs and mustache comes off)
Other 小胡子s: (Frightening)
小胡子 1: Whoo, it's okay guys. It's just allergies.
小胡子 4: Ahh, Barry!
小胡子 1: What? What is it?
烦人的橙子：Whoa! Talk about a close shave! (laughing)
小胡子 3: Are you trying to get us killed?!?!?!?
小胡子 5: How hard is it to wear a mustache?
小胡子 1: Put it back on! Put it back on! Somebody!
小胡子 2: See, I told we should've gone with somebreros.
小胡子 1: (screams as Daneboe picks him up and opens him)
其它小胡子: (Screaming)
小胡子 1: Oh my god, I'm naked! I'm naked!
烦人的橙子：WHOA!
梨子： Ugh, I can't look!
小胡子1: Stop looking at me!
(Daneboe takes away Mustachio 1)
(All other Mustachios except Mustachio 5 have their mustaches come off and get eaten)
烦人的橙子：Whoa! Poor Pistachios! They're getting shellacked! (laughing) Oohh! Ow!
小胡子 5: Uh! Oh jeez Barry, we should've left you in the bag.
梨子： Man, sorry about your friends little dude.
烦人的橙子：Yeah, those guys really cracked me up! (laughing)
小胡子 5: Yeah, well, I guess that's just the price for being so darn wonderful. Everyone wants a piece. There's danger lurking everywhere. One minute, everything's cool, and then there's a giant hand reaching out to crush you. Who knows? Next time it could be a..... a.....
烦人的橙子：A Pistachio-Eating Caterpillar?
小胡子 5: He he, Yeah good one Orange.
烦人的橙子：That wasn't a joke!
梨子： PISTACHIO-EATING CATERPILLAR!!!!!!!!
小胡子 5: Huh? Ugh. Agh. No! (then screams at Caterpillar comes close and eats him)
毛毛虫: (coughs about 3 times) Uggh. I hate it when those guys don't shave! (then continues coughing)
