听力内容：

　　You know, I read an article that said Asian men are more comfortable kissing on the mouth as a sign of friendship.

　　They're not, no. Mm.

　　All right, well, I'll forward it to you.

　　Thank you. It's good.

　　Folks, this man did the impossible.

　　He took a product whose reputation had been badly tarnished and rebranded it as a product that consumers could once again love and trust.

　　Okay, if that dude in the vest could remarket our nasal spray, he could definitely remarket me.

　　And I love and trust you.

　　I love and trust you, too, sir.

　　Take a moment.

　　You're, uh, coming to my daughter's wedding this weekend, right?

　　Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world, sir.

　　Good. Good. Bring a date.

　　You're always alone. It's kind of weird.

　　I wouldn't call it weird.

　　It is. It is.

　　What are you doing in my office?

　　I'm Eliza, I work in sales, and it recently came to my attention that I have poor instincts, a weak stomach, no real friends, and...

　　Loose sexual morals?

　　Have we met?

　　If they make you EVP, I'm gonna murd...

　　Oh, sorry. I see you have company.

　　She was just leaving.

　　No, I wasn't. I'm not leaving until you say you'll help me.

　　But you can't be helped.

　　You are addicted to the instant gratification of unearned adulation from a group of perfect strangers you insist on referring to as your "Friends."

　　Our nasal spray caused satanic hallucinations, and you fixed that.

　　Come on. I just want to change my image.

　　You mean be a better person?

　　Or that.

　　Look, I'm not trying to, like, tug at your heartstrings or whatever, but I threw up really hard.

　　Like, my abs still hurt from throwing up that hard.

　　And I don't know if either of you have ever thrown up that hard...thestruggle.

　　But it really makes you think.

　　Makes you think what?

　　I'm genuinely dying to know.