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　　When I was sick, not one person called to see if I was okay, and I don't know why.

　　People used to hate me because I was butt.

　　Butt-ugly...aesthetically challenged.

　　But I'm not butt anymore.

　　Eliza, I'm sure you're aware it is possible to be beautiful on the outside and still...butt on the inside.

　　Like Gwyneth Paltrow.

　　Okay, you need to go.

　　What? No. No, please.

　　Look, I know. I know you don't like me.

　　But if you don't like me, then just change me. Just change me.

　　I don't like you.

　　But I can change you.

　　Okay, please tell me you're not actually considering this.

　　If we change your packaging...

　　Her "Packaging"?

　　Alter her formula.

　　She's not a pharmaceutical product.

　　And yet, the same principles apply.

　　If we just...if we soften her palette, improve her...taste, expand her market,

　　I can transform this...vapid...despised social-media-obsessed narcissist into a valued and respected woman of stature.

　　Like Linda.

　　Like Linda.

　　Only prettier.

　　The next day, we got right to work.

　　I'll need your implicit trust.

　　That means you do anything and everything I say, even if it seems unorthodox.

　　Totally, just no backdoor stuff.

　　Okay, that...that's...come here.

　　That's another thing...you mustn't misinterpret my professional interest as romantic interest because,

　　I assure you, there isn't any.

　　Oh, got it. Got it.

　　We're just friends.

　　We're not...we're not friends.

　　And it's important to me that you acknowledge that.

　　Fine. We're not friends, and you're a gay dude.

　　I am not a gay dude.