[18:16.16]There hasn't been an ''us'' with Justin 自从在你租来的Camaro(雪佛莱汽车) 后座上那时起 就没当Justin是“我们”
[18:18.53]since the back seat of your rented Camaro.
[18:20.86]Uh-uh. You can leave now. l will handle this. 呃- 呃 你可以走了 我来处理
[18:24.13]Whether you like it or not, he asked me to pick him up from school today. 嘿 不管你喜不喜欢 他今天要我去学校接他
[18:31.71]You got a beer? 你有啤酒吗?
[18:45.95](La Cucaracha ringtone on cellphone)
[18:48.32]l didn't pass out in a Mexican whorehouse again, did l? 我不是又晕倒在 墨西哥妓院里了 对吧?
[18:52.53]No, but could you check my phone for me? 不 呃 但你能帮我看看手机吗?
[18:57.16]lt could be Daniel. 可能是Daniel
[19:02.24]And there's the back part. 再帮我放回去
[19:09.74]A guy with no chin and permanent bed-head. 是个没下巴 头发乱糟糟的家伙
[19:12.18]Oh, that's Walter, my boyfriend. 噢 那是Walter 我男友
[19:14.11]He says he has a big surprise for you. 他说他有惊喜给你 还有张笑脸
[19:16.88]And then a smiley face.
[19:19.49]Yeah, he does that. He also makes a clown face out of the ''a'' in Walter. 是啊 他就是这样
[19:21.11]他也喜欢把Walter里a做成鬼脸
[19:23.92]- Hot. - (cell phone rings again) 不错啊
[19:26.83]This guy is a pain in the ass. Break up with him already. 这家伙烦死了 和他分了算了
[19:30.26]lt's not that easy. He loves me. 没那么简单
[19:33.40]Well, according to his latest message, he ''wuvs'' you. 他爱我
[19:33.57]嗯 据最新消息 他“爱”你 (用的是小孩的口吻)
[19:38.87]Why are you holding onto him? 你干嘛这么放不下他?
[19:42.21]- l'll stand up again. - OK, OK. 我要站起来啦
[19:43.25]好的! 好的
[19:46.78]Before my mother died, 我妈妈死前
[19:49.75]she told me the most important thing in life 她告诉我生活中最重要的事 就是找个爱你的人
[19:52.02]is to find someone who loves you.
[19:55.86]And when you do, 当你找到了 无论如何 把握好他们
[19:57.72]hold onto them no matter what.
[20:00.89]Because in the end, that's all that matters. 因为到最后 那才是真正重要的
[20:03.23]Honey, if your mother were still here, 亲爱的 如果你母亲还在这里
[20:06.03]all she'd want to know is that you're happy... 她只希望你开心
[20:09.77]...and you're not happy right now. 而你现在并不开心
[20:14.68]l gotta pee. 我要去尿尿
[20:20.85](Alexis) Thank you all for coming. 感谢光临
[20:22.82]l'm sure by now you've all heard about the injunction. 我肯定你们现在都 听说了强制令的事
[20:25.92]l can assure you it's nothing more than a stalling tactic. 我可以告诉你们 那不过是个缓兵之计
[20:29.22]Within a week, l will assume control of Meade Publications. 不到一星期 我将控制Meade出版社
[20:32.56]Actually, that's not true. 事实上 这不是真的
[20:35.10](sighs) 啊 各位 这是我弟弟Danny
[20:36.70]My brother Danny, everyone.
[20:38.93]You probably remember him from his recent humiliation by Sofia Reyes. 你们大概还记得他 他最近受了Sofia Reyes之辱
[20:42.80]When it comes to family humiliations, l'll definitely take mine over yours. 说到家族之辱 我那点跟你比起来又算得了什么
[20:47.31]Oh, and Alex, it's Daniel. 哦 Alex 我叫Daniel
[20:50.44]OK, well, this has been fun, Danny, but if you have more to say, 好的 嗯 这倒挺有意思 Danny
[20:53.98]l suggest you call your own press conference. 但如果你还有什么要说的 我建议你招开自己的新闻发布会
[20:56.68]Under my leadership, Meade Publications will become a force in new media also. 在我的领导下 Meade出版社 也将在新媒体中大有作为
[21:01.56]l have a four-point plan for making us a major player in... 我有4点计划 我们将成为主导者…
[21:06.39]What are you doing? 你在干什么?
[21:08.16]l'm calling my own press conference... right now. 召开自己的新闻发布会… 就现在
[21:10.96]And any of you who come over to mine gets to see a photo of Alexis 哦 任何想来我这边的人