[02:33.68]''World's best... notary''? “世界第一… 公证人”?
[02:37.69]l, uh, got to the store a little late. 我 呃 到奖品店去得晚了点
[02:39.79]Well, it's the thought that counts, right? 哦 送礼送心意嘛 不是吗?
[02:42.89]But they changed it to ''Administrative Professionals Day'' in 1 998. 但你知道吗 1998年他们就 将它改为行政人员节了?
[02:46.76]Right. Can you get me Olivier Theyskens? 没错
[02:50.03]He promised us a Nina Ricci spread. 啊 你能帮我接通 Olivier Theyskens的电话吗?
[02:52.10]And send over some hot girls for that. 他答应过要由我们承办一场Nina Ricci (法国高档奢华品牌之一)的宣传酒会
[02:52.90]并叫些性感美女们过来
[02:54.70]l'm in the mood for redheads. 我现在喜欢红头发的姑娘
[02:57.84]- This is work-related? - We'll see. 嗯 这跟工作有关吗?
[02:59.93]哦 我们再看看吧
[03:06.92]- What's that? - Yogurt. 那是什么?
[03:09.35]- My yogurt? - lt didn't have a name on it. 酸奶
[03:10.15]我的酸奶?
[03:11.65]My name was on the granola on top of it. 上面又没写名字
[03:13.66]Don't you know the refrigerator stacking system? 是没有 但放在酸奶上面的 格兰诺拉麦片上有我的名字
[03:16.29]So does that mean that the cherry pie was yours, too? 难道你不知道冰箱里的 物品摆放规矩?
[03:17.26]这么说 那个樱桃馅饼也是你的?
[03:19.53]- You ate my pie? - Well, not yet. 你吃了我的馅饼?
[03:21.20]唔 还没呢
[03:24.50]Game on, Suarez. Game on. 走着瞧吧 Suarez 走着瞧
[03:28.80](Amanda) God, l hate Secretaries Day. 天啊 我讨厌秘书节
[03:32.94]You hide it so well. 你还真能躲
[03:34.54]Everyone gets a present but the receptionist. 大家都收到了礼物 就前台没有
[03:36.95]l might as well be invisible. 我倒不如消失算了
[03:38.78]l mean, who do they think forwards the calls? 我是说 他们也不想想 是谁在为他们转接电话?
[03:42.38]Who fans the magazines? 是谁狂热支持杂志?
[03:44.99]- Hey. - Who signs for packages? 又是谁签收包裹?
[03:47.69]- Tim, Sheila, and Betty. - Ugh! 是Tim和Sheila 还有Betty
[03:51.19]Well, who looks hot for everyone when they come in? 唔 是谁让他们一进来就看到“激情”?
[03:54.26]These buttons don't just pop open by themselves. 我是说 纽扣可不会自己松开
[03:56.93]- Where'd you get that vest? - This? lt's Tavares. 你从哪儿弄来的这件背心?
[03:59.63]That cutie designer made you another one? 这件?
[03:59.43]Tavares送的
[04:01.87]What's with the gifties? Not like you're sleeping with him. 那个可爱的设计师 又送了你一件?
[04:02.81]这些礼物是为了什么?
[04:04.91]'Course not. He's gay, l'm a woman, and he's gay. 不太可能是因为你跟他上床了
[04:05.37]当然不可能 因为他是个同志 而我可是个货真价实的女人
[04:07.31](Nick) Oh, yeah! 哦 耶!
[04:09.34]Hey, what's Fratty so happy about? 嘿 那个假正经怎么这么高兴啊? (Nick对Amanda不感兴趣)
[04:12.01]Did his sports team win the beef bowl? 他的运动队赢得了牛肉碗还是怎么的? (圣路易斯奖励学生运动员的奖项)
[04:14.08]Close. Alexis signed him up for a beer-of-the-month club 差不多
[04:15.24]Alexis为给他报名参加月度啤酒 俱乐部了 为了庆祝秘-- 行政处的节日
[04:16.99]for Secre...tariat's birthday.
[04:19.59]He loves horsies. Who knew? 他喜欢伪直男 (拒不承认自己是同志的同志)
[04:21.23]谁知道呢?
[04:22.89]l am now officially miserable. 现在我可真正是太悲惨了
[04:24.96]Oh, wait till we get to that Middle Ages place tonight 哦 等今晚咱们去了 那个中世纪俱乐部
[04:27.63]and make fun of the nerds in shining armor. 好好取笑过那些 外表光鲜的蠢蛋们后再说吧