搞笑视频之烦人的橙子27 核桃敲敲
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    烦人的橙子 橙子遇到核桃,并跟他玩敲敲门游戏,橙子把它当成藏在壳里的东西,核桃申明:我不是乌龟。

    烦人的橙子:Going Walnuts 核桃敲敲英语字幕

    烦人的橙子:(singing) You know I'm orange, I'm orange, I'm really really orange, and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again who's orange! (laughs) Hey! I didn't see you sitting there! Uhh...

    核桃: Yes?

    烦人的橙子:What are you?

    核桃: I'm a walnut.

    烦人的橙子:Hey, hey, Walnut!

    核桃: What?

    烦人的橙子:Walnut! Hey!

    核桃: What?!

    烦人的橙子:Knock knock.

    核桃: Who's there?

    烦人的橙子:Knock knock.

    核桃: I already said "Who's there?"

    烦人的橙子:Knock knock!

    核桃: Look, dude, knock it off.

    烦人的橙子:Knock knock!

    核桃: Who is it already?

    烦人的橙子:Knock knock!

    核桃: You know what? I don't CARE!!! I don't care who's at the door!

    烦人的橙子:Knock knock!

    核桃: God, who is it already!?

    烦人的橙子:Cash.

    核桃: Cash? Cash who?

    烦人的橙子:Cashew? I though you were a walnut! (laughs)

    核桃: (sighs)

    烦人的橙子:Geez, you really need to come out of your shell! (laughs)

    核桃: I'm a nut, not a turtle.

    烦人的橙子:You're a nut? And they say I'm crazy! (laughs) Hey, hey, Walnut!

    核桃: If this is another knock knock joke...

    烦人的橙子:You look familiar.

    核桃: Dude, I'm a walnut.

    烦人的橙子:Don't I know you from somewhere?

    核桃: No, no, I- I think I'd remember that.

    烦人的橙子:Ooooh I know! You're the guy who lives inside Lizardberry!

    核桃: What?

    烦人的橙子:Don't you remember?

    (A flashback begins showing a time when Orange met Avocado)

    烦人的橙子:Hey, Hey, Lizardberry, Hey!

    Avocado: Hey, for the last time, I'm not a Lizardberry.

    烦人的橙子:Hey! Hey Lizardberry!

    Avocado: What?

    烦人的橙子:Knife!

    (Avocado screams as he is cut by Knife)

    烦人的橙子:Whoa! that guy's going to be dino-sore in the morning! (laughs) Oooooooooo, ow!

    Avocado Pit: (he is cut out of Avocado and falls down) Free Willy!

    烦人的橙子:What the heck?!

    Avocado Pit: Hey! How's it going?

    烦人的橙子:(screams)

    Avocado Pit: (joins Orange's screaming, similar to Watermelon in Orange of July)

    (flashback ends)

    核桃: What are you talking about!? That was an avocado, you idiot!

    烦人的橙子:You're an avocado? Is that why Lizardberry ate you?

    核桃: No, I'm a walnut!

    烦人的橙子:Wingnut?

    核桃: Walnut!

    烦人的橙子:Walrus?

    核桃: WALNUT!!

    烦人的橙子:Oh, walnut. Is that why you're so hard to crack? (laughs)

    核桃: Hey, don't even joke about that, man! Have you even seen a nutcracker?

    烦人的橙子:Well, duh, he's right over there!

    Nut Cracker: (Evil Laughing, Hyper Laugh)

    烦人的橙子:Good thing he has a strait jacket!

    核桃: Uh, no, a nutcracker. you've never heard of a nutcracker?

    烦人的橙子:Nutcracker? Sweet!

    核桃: No! It's not sweet! it's a death-dealing pair of metal tongs that'll split your head right open! Do you even know what that sounds like?

    烦人的橙子:Knock knock.

    核桃: It's not a joke, man, I'm telling you, it's the worst way to go!

    烦人的橙子:Knock knock!

    核桃: (groans)

    烦人的橙子:Knock knock!

    核桃: What do you want?

    烦人的橙子:Knock knock!

    核桃: GOD WHO IS IT ALREADY?

    烦人的橙子:Squirrel.

    核桃: Squirrel? Squirrel who?

    烦人的橙子:Squirrel!

    (A squirrel comes and starts eating Walnut)

    核桃: (screams)

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