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　　Phil 和Claire决定为Luke办个生日Party，Phil自作主张地操办了一切。生日会上，Manny还是得不到女孩们的青睐。Cameron装成小丑为Luke庆生，没想Phil对小丑有恐惧症。Haley因妒意放出了展览的蝎子，生日会一片混乱，只有Manny因祸得福。

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有什么进展?

 

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还不知道 大夫正在诊疗呢

 

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我们还算幸运

急救员说不及时处理会严重许多

 

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天哪 怎么会搞成这样

 

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{\a6}<font color="#ffff00">几天前

 

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乖儿子来啦

 

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马上就大日子了

 

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生日想要什么呢 小明星

 

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随便啦 什么都行

 

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别酱紫啊 来点雄心壮志 儿子

 

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- 好吧 我想要条腰带

- 腰带?

 

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算了 反正我也用不着

 

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插座线就挺好

 

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Luke的生日 正好在感恩节附近

 

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经常因为节日庆祝 稀里糊涂将就过了

 

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没错 有一年我们忘得一干二净 

结果只好用火鸡填料随便做了个蛋糕

 

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话说回来 那次他还挺喜欢的

 

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他是那种给他礼物 光顾着玩礼盒的孩子

 

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对头 有一年就送了他一盒子 特好看

 

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我们没留心 放进了一礼品袋里

 

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结果他就玩礼品袋了

 

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- 总是有所纰漏

- 对啊

 

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- 我好愧疚啊 得补救一下

- 没错

 

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对了 感恩节咱们不是要全家聚餐嘛

 

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头一次我都不知道能聚多久

 

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- 所以...

- 想到一块去了!

 

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我们就不搞感恩节了 

给Luke开个史上最好的生日派对

 

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没错 我们点些披萨 然后搞个手工小桌

 

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- 啥玩意?

- 手工小桌啊

 

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小朋友们聚在一起做手工

 

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瞧 自己的派对风就出来了

 

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抱歉 被你最闷的派对描述搞睡着了

 

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第一季 第九集

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- 待会见哈

- 好

 

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再次感谢下卡拉ok机 派对一完就还你们

 

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- 那再好不过了

- 千万别...

 

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求你了 别...别把这玩意送回来

 

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对了 Phil 今天你们不请小丑吗?

 

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还是免了 Luke吧 不太喜欢小丑

 

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- 真的吗?

- 真的 从来就没喜欢过

 

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他是不是没看过好的小丑啊?

 

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有...好小丑吗?

 

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- 就这样了哈 谢啦

- 别客气

 

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待会见

 

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不请小丑? 小丑...都不请?

 

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算了吧

 

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谁家开派对不请小丑啊?

 

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要我说 30年代末后大多数家庭都这样吧

 

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我们还没给Luke准备礼物呢

 

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要不送个小丑吧?

 

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Cam啊 要是他们想请小丑 肯定早请了

 

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又不是咱俩开派对

 

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- 可是...

- 不是咱俩开派对!

 

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可是...好吧

 

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那你说我们送什么?

 

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送个生日卡吧

 

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- 生日卡?

- 对啊

 

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童年杯具吗?

 

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Gloria 你知道这玩意怎么打包吗?

 

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- 别告诉俺是个十字弓

- 没错

 

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我这个外公赞到家了吧

 

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哪能送Luke十字弓啊

 

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他用吸管喝水都能戳到眼睛

 

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别傻冒了 我像他这么大时早有一个了

 

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每打下一只乌鸦 我爸就奖我两毛五

 

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我小时还有一大菜刀呢 不过时代不同了

 

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没事啦 我教他用嘛

 

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嘿 伙计 最近怎样啊?

 

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- 我帅不?

- 又来了

 

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泥当然帅啦 谁说泥不帅了?

 

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没人 不过我们学校有一个女生 

我特想让她喜欢上我

 

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Jay 我需要你的意见

 

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真的吗?

 

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她会去Luke的生日派对

 

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我有点...受宠若惊

 

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你一般不向我咨询的

 

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但很明显 这是你的强项啊

 

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他说的没错

 

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我试过各种方法引起她的注意

 

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给她开门啦 餐厅请客喝牛奶啦 

都没效果

 

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女孩子呢 不是都喜欢罗曼蒂克的

 

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她们喜欢权力和成功

 

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既然你都没有 还是当个开心果吧

 

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这个不行

 

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我要最危险的爬行动物

 

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我有一只能吃蟋蟀的蜥蜴

 

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要是给蟋蟀开生日派对 那还能算吓人

 

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丛林小姐Tanya 你得动点真格

 

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就没有把你吓到尿裤子的动物?

 

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这个真没有

 

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我倒是有一只胡须蜥

 

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- 它能...

- 它不能喷火

 

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那不等于没说 

 

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我脑海中一直浮现Luke的影子

 

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尽管我已向Mitchell承诺

但有些事情 比承诺更重要

 

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Fizbo必须出席派对

 

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好久不见 我的老友

 

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这一切太快了

 

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我一直在想是不是本该做点什么

 

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别内疚了

 

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谁能想到会发生这种事啊?

 

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亲爱的 那可是攀岩墙啊 能安全吗?

 

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{\a6}<font color="#ffff00">那天早些时候

 

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- 我的天哪

- 亲爱的 放轻松

 

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那个谁 有谁因此受过伤吗?

 

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我也不知道 哥们 我头天上班

 

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瞧 要是不安全 怎么会让新人来做

 

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- 我可一点都不买账

- 没事啦 我弄了那么多安全绳

 

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我们啥时决定弄这个了? 

会不会有点过了?

 

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我就知道你会这样 所以都没告诉你

 

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放轻松啦 来个刨冰就好啦

 

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- 还有刨冰机啊?

- 是滴

 

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妈我跟你讲啊 Dylan不能吃蛋黄酱的

 

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有人会这样的 你告诉我这个干吗?

 

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因为他也要来派对

 

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真有这必要吗?

 

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当然 没有男友的舌吻 她十分钟都待不下

 

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- 就像他在喂养雏鸟

- 别这么嫉妒嘛

 

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你肯定能在电脑夏令营上遇见个超级帅男

 

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- 姑娘们

- 注意言辞

 

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你在忙乎啥?

 

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这些是给手工小桌准备的材料 

我终于知道要做什么了

 

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做无聊的小孩吗?

 

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开玩笑啦 

 

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看着还不错嘛 这...是啥?

 

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梳套

 

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我知道 我知道

 

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我11岁的时候 

在Donna Rigby的生日派对上做的

 

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一开始我们都觉得很蠢 

后来却玩得很开心 所以...

 

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咋能不开心呢? 结合了孩子们的最爱

 

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梳子和套子

 

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我开玩笑的啦

 

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我梳子哪去了?

 

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这儿呢 带手链装饰无敌便利的梳套里

 

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我在Luke超赞的生日派对上做的哦

 

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一杆入洞  Dunphy夫人 太精彩了

(Claire姓Dunphy)

 

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我回来了

 

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我给Luke买了个游戏碟 

不过是跟数学有关的 所以...

 

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看来我们就是那种所谓的好舅舅了

 

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Cam?

 

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不要生气

 

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天哪 Cam 我...

 

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自从知道人化化妆就成了小丑

这就成了我的梦想

 

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其实吧 我年轻的时候

 

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{\a6}<font color="#ffff00">扮小丑 得报酬

 

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只要我不在上学或是钓鱼 我就在扮小丑

 

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一共有四种小丑

 

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流浪汉  奥古斯特(傻傻的) 

白脸(凶凶的) 还有角色化(各种职业化身)

 

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接受传统训练后

我是一个名叫Fizbo的奥古斯特小丑 咋了?

 

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没...没事

 

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游荡在小丑和钓鱼之间

 

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我很吃惊你还有时间上学

 

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这就是第五种 悲伤小丑

 

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悲伤小丑隶属于流浪汉

 

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所以小丑还是只有四种

 

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好吧

 

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Cam 我们不是谈过吗

 

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是的 但我后来一想 这事不关乎你我

 

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这关乎一个小男孩是否能得到快乐

 

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所以他的怪异小基舅要给他点快乐?

 

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Fizbo不是同性恋 他没有性别

 

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他天真烂漫 

只想给大家带来欢乐和气球动物

 

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他和性一点关系都没有

 

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好吧 至少...我们还有点共识

(不性感的Fizbo T_T)

 

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如果未来生物发现这盘录影带 

告诉你 这是人类在庆祝生日

 

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嗨 老爸!

 

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没错 那就是我儿子 滑索极限运...

 

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我没事 我没事 

 

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经验教训 不要...站在这个地方

 

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把这个区域围起来

 

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好极了 谢谢你

 

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嗨 小家伙

 

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- 玩得开心吗?

- 开心 超爱我的新腰带

 

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嗨 Luke!

 

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- Luke 想不想做个梳套?

- 什么?

 

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很拉风的装梳皮套 你还可以装饰它呢

 

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我这儿有小珠子 小亮片 各种各样的 

你想做不?

 

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才不呢 我要爬攀岩墙

 

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那好吧 亲爱的 生日你最大

 

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亲爱的 要是东西不够 告诉我一声哈

 

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我马上跑回50年代去给你取

 

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怎么又来啊?

 

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喂 玩滑索的 几根绳子围一围不费事吧

 

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你把白衣服换到干衣机了吗?

 

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哎呀 我给忘了

 

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- 到时候肯定闻着像发霉了

- 我知道 对不起啦

 

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- 我来加吧

- 别别别 还是我来吧

 

190

00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:39,703

你就在这歇着 别动

 

191

00:08:39,733 --> 00:08:41,933

我懂了 你是怕别人看见我

 

192

00:08:41,973 --> 00:08:44,113

- 绝对的

- 别人肯定要盯着我的

 

193

00:08:44,183 --> 00:08:46,793

他们可不习惯看着车里有小丑

 

194

00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,843

就是她 Bianca Douglas

 

195

00:08:51,913 --> 00:08:53,533

她长得真可耐

 

196

00:08:53,563 --> 00:08:55,613

没错 她字也写得好

 

197

00:08:55,653 --> 00:08:57,533

绝对才貌双全

 

198

00:08:57,563 --> 00:08:59,413

- 祝我好运吧

- 你不需要运气

 

199

00:08:59,453 --> 00:09:02,523

记着我教你的那些笑话 

 

200

00:09:05,553 --> 00:09:07,533

我们不能再像这样见面了

 

201

00:09:07,573 --> 00:09:08,433

你说什么?

 

202

00:09:08,473 --> 00:09:09,923

我们是一个学校的

 

203

00:09:09,953 --> 00:09:11,063

想起来了

 

204

00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,313

喜欢笑话吗?

 

205

00:09:12,353 --> 00:09:13,473

- 当然

- 那好

 

206

00:09:13,523 --> 00:09:16,283

听好 有只蚂蚱名叫Garry

有次去了一个酒吧

 

207

00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:19,143

哦 不应该先把名字告诉你的

 

206

00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,000

再来一个吧

 

208

00:09:20,903 --> 00:09:22,443

- 铛铛铛

- 谁敲门?

 

209

00:09:22,473 --> 00:09:24,583

- 搅局牛

- 搅局牛 谁? 

 

210

00:09:24,623 --> 00:09:27,783

"哞"叫 糟糕

 

211

00:09:24,623 --> 00:09:27,783

{\a6}Manny说晚了 小姑娘说到who时

他就该学牛叫moo 造成who-moo的笑点

 

212

00:09:36,803 --> 00:09:38,353

咋整的

 

213

00:09:38,383 --> 00:09:40,483

你自己整的 让开 

 

214

00:09:40,523 --> 00:09:42,343

是你的车撞到我人了吧 

 

215

00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:43,603

我不觉得 

 

216

00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:48,513

就是 我裤子上沾了油脂 

而且我也感觉到了

 

217

00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:49,763

叫救护车啊 

 

218

00:09:49,803 --> 00:09:51,453

好吧 只是想让你知道

 

219

00:09:51,483 --> 00:09:54,983

如果碰巧你想做体面人 想对我道歉 但...

 

220

00:09:55,093 --> 00:09:57,003

不道歉? 好吧

 

221

00:09:57,043 --> 00:09:58,943

混球

 

222

00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,503

你说啥?

 

223

00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,723

不纠缠了 好不 

 

224

00:10:06,563 --> 00:10:09,483

听着 萝卜头(Mitchell的红头发) 

我可没碰到你 放聪明点...

 

225

00:10:09,523 --> 00:10:12,023

闭上嘴 滚车里去 然后乖乖开走 

 

226

00:10:12,093 --> 00:10:14,443

什么情况?

 

227

00:10:14,543 --> 00:10:15,783

你是啥东西?

 

228

00:10:15,813 --> 00:10:18,763

我是个专治混账的小丑 

要把你像气球动物一样拧成一段段

 

229

00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:21,943

要把你的头撞向保险杠 直到气囊弹出来

 

230

00:10:21,973 --> 00:10:25,643

还不快向我男人道歉!

 

231

00:10:25,683 --> 00:10:28,173

- 道...男人?

- 道歉!

 

232

00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:32,693

对不起 是我不好 

 

233

00:10:35,363 --> 00:10:37,783

时辰不早 咱该撤了

 

234

00:10:48,963 --> 00:10:51,243

- 俺能挤进奶吗?

- 来吧 

 

235

00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,743

这儿坐

 

236

00:10:55,893 --> 00:10:57,543

为啥泥玩蹦蹦床都拉长个脸?

 

237

00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,183

笑话我都讲了 

 

238

00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:02,033

开心果我演不像啊 

 

239

00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:05,263

船到桥头自然直

 

240

00:11:05,483 --> 00:11:08,433

虽然俺得承认 看泥被另外一女人占着

俺狠不爽 

 

241

00:11:08,463 --> 00:11:09,813

不会这样的 妈妈 

 

242

00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,333

无论怎样 永远爱你  

 

243

00:11:15,253 --> 00:11:18,073

看 泥根本不需要小把戏 

 

244

00:11:18,103 --> 00:11:21,333

只要甜美贴心 做泥自己就行

 

245

00:11:21,363 --> 00:11:23,963

甜美贴心的小男孩 对哦 

 

246

00:11:24,003 --> 00:11:25,723

我要放大招啦

 

247

00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,183

嗨 Manny 想不想做个贴身梳套?

 

248

00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,633

现在不是时候 Claire 

 

249

00:11:35,093 --> 00:11:39,053

这里真是安宁乐土耶 

 

250

00:11:39,753 --> 00:11:42,393

行个好 别来耀武扬威 

我知道这次放了支哑炮 

 

251

00:11:42,423 --> 00:11:44,703

其实 我是来给你这个的 

 

252

00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:48,003

你最喜欢的口味...蓝调忧郁 

 

251

00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:46,510

谢谢 亲爱的 

 

253

00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:51,073

你头发好整齐的

 

254

00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,443

谢谢 

 

255

00:11:52,483 --> 00:11:54,713

都梳了一天能不齐么 

 

256

00:11:54,873 --> 00:11:59,463

大家把热烈的掌声献给 无畏的Luke 

 

257

00:11:59,503 --> 00:12:01,333

感觉怪怪的 

 

258

00:12:01,373 --> 00:12:02,593

它吃啥?

 

259

00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:05,213

小男生的大脑啦 

 

260

00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:07,443

Luke没脑 不用操心了 

 

261

00:12:07,483 --> 00:12:08,873

里面没蛋黄酱吧?

 

262

00:12:08,913 --> 00:12:10,173

没 放心吃 

 

263

00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:14,343

我在想 也许我们可以溜走... 

 

264

00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:16,443

有没有人想摸摸蜥蜴?

 

265

00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:17,993

做梦都想 

 

266

00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:21,763

超爱蜥蜴的

 

267

00:12:21,803 --> 00:12:22,943

他叫什么?

 

268

00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,653

她叫Lizzy

 

269

00:12:26,643 --> 00:12:28,473

起得真好

(lizzy为lizard昵称)

 

270

00:12:28,503 --> 00:12:30,093

我真替你不值

 

271

00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,273

啥情况?

 

272

00:12:31,313 --> 00:12:34,783

火辣蜥蜴女 搞不好还有间自己的公寓 

 

273

00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:37,933

对于触摸恶心物 那是相当有经验啊 

 

274

00:12:37,963 --> 00:12:40,053

- 他们就是谈谈啦 

- 你是对的 

 

275

00:12:40,123 --> 00:12:44,413

Dylan优雅老成 肯定不会落入

全身都是超酷纹身的单身女郎的怀抱

 

276

00:12:44,443 --> 00:12:46,943

嘿 她在我手上小便了 

 

277

00:12:47,013 --> 00:12:50,343

- 不会吧

- 观世音菩萨罪过啊

 

278

00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:52,283

不敢相信他竟然这样 

 

279

00:12:54,963 --> 00:12:56,663

嗨 我没错过什么吧?

 

280

00:12:56,703 --> 00:12:58,373

老天 Gloria 

 

281

00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:02,033

Jay 侃哪! 俺一蹦八丈高!

快侃俺 快侃俺!

 

282

00:13:02,103 --> 00:13:05,993

快走开 你们这些人 

都是有家室的了 

 

283

00:13:06,063 --> 00:13:08,193

干得好 伙计 

 

284

00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:11,133

接下来的是最好玩的 慢慢滑下来 

 

285

00:13:11,163 --> 00:13:13,023

好高 

 

286

00:13:13,063 --> 00:13:16,763

唯一值得恐惧的就是恐惧本身 

 

287

00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:19,013

当然还有水泥 我在下面接你 

 

288

00:13:19,053 --> 00:13:20,343

好的 一定要接住啊 

 

289

00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,363

我是大无畏 

 

290

00:13:22,393 --> 00:13:23,973

过山车? 爱死 

 

291

00:13:24,013 --> 00:13:26,613

鬼片? 看了"捉鬼敢死队"7次

("捉鬼敢死队" 搞笑片)

 

292

00:13:26,653 --> 00:13:30,223

日常行车路线 必经过刚装修过的邻居家

(害怕毒气吗 囧)

 

293

00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:32,633

因此 我无所畏惧

 

294

00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:37,673

嗨嗨嗨 大家都不许再出丑

这是本小丑的专利!

 

295

00:13:38,893 --> 00:13:41,233

除了小丑 

 

296

00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:46,103

对全家只字未提 颜面要紧

 

296

00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,550

不太清楚这畏惧从何而来

 

297

00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,063

老妈说是因为我小时候 

 

298

00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:53,843

在森林发现一具小丑的尸体 天晓得?

 

299

00:13:55,063 --> 00:13:57,293

你就是小寿星吧 

 

300

00:13:57,683 --> 00:13:59,403

是你吗 Cam舅舅?

 

301

00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:03,093

错 我是小丑Fizbo 不认识Cam舅 

 

302

00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,363

听上去应该是个帅哥 对吧?

 

303

00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:08,133

对了 谁喜欢气球动物?

 

304

00:14:08,653 --> 00:14:11,443

他只是Cam 他只是Cam 

 

305

00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,803

- 没事吧?

- 啥?

 

306

00:14:13,843 --> 00:14:18,323

就是与小丑有段与众不同的过往

 

307

00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,650

这样啊 同病相怜啊

 

307

00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:28,303

刚才我装开心果 有点弄巧成拙

 

308

00:14:28,343 --> 00:14:31,303

现在这才是我 

 

309

00:14:31,373 --> 00:14:34,523

好吧 那小伙你认识吗?

 

310

00:14:35,013 --> 00:14:36,173

是Dylan 

 

311

00:14:36,203 --> 00:14:38,443

Haley的男友 

 

312

00:14:38,593 --> 00:14:41,243

好帅又高 

 

313

00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:44,293

我还在发育 别总触我痛处啊 

 

314

00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:48,433

打搅一下 小姐 这支小狗在找新家 

 

315

00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:50,313

哇 谢啦 

 

316

00:14:52,623 --> 00:14:54,753

打扮得挺赞嘛 

 

317

00:14:54,783 --> 00:14:55,563

谢谢 Jay

 

318

00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,353

哦 对了 你肩膀上有些东西

(Cam拿的单词就是"Something" 双关) 

 

319

00:15:00,713 --> 00:15:01,833

你牛 

 

320

00:15:01,863 --> 00:15:04,073

小意思啦 

 

321

00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:06,433

行了 点到为止 

 

322

00:15:14,673 --> 00:15:17,713

你有个动物园安置他们?

 

323

00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,093

没 放家里 

 

324

00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:20,663

酷毙了 

 

325

00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:21,843

我就养了只猫 

 

326

00:15:21,873 --> 00:15:24,733

是吗? 以前我也养过

(被蛇吃了? 罪过) 

 

327

00:15:24,763 --> 00:15:30,193

刚才我是在瞎搞 

但现在 他们似乎来真的了

 

328

00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:33,153

看我的 

 

329

00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,793

我感觉自己就是小甜甜 

(Britney Spears 小甜甜)

 

330

00:15:35,823 --> 00:15:38,213

你太搞笑了 

 

331

00:15:38,253 --> 00:15:40,063

别说 还真有点像

 

332

00:15:40,093 --> 00:15:40,756

- 真的吗?

- 开玩笑啦

 

333

00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,813

这个可能是我最喜欢的了...

 

334

00:15:43,853 --> 00:15:48,163

嗨 丛林女 你好像有只虫子越狱了 

 

335

00:15:48,203 --> 00:15:49,813

什么? 这只吗?

 

336

00:15:49,843 --> 00:15:51,993

就这个--倒向一边 空空如也 

 

337

00:15:52,023 --> 00:15:54,333

-  糟了 上哪去了?

-  没事吧?

 

338

00:15:54,373 --> 00:15:57,443

有事 毒蝎子逃了 得逮住它 

 

339

00:15:57,483 --> 00:16:02,743

孩子们 赶紧把裤腿卷袜子里

离阴暗潮湿地越远越好 

 

340

00:16:02,783 --> 00:16:06,483

现在我们开始玩"仔细看地出门"的游戏 

 

341

00:16:12,753 --> 00:16:14,313

- 他没事吧?

- 能进去看他吗?

 

342

00:16:14,353 --> 00:16:16,793

医生还在诊疗

 

343

00:16:17,473 --> 00:16:20,933

天总有不测风云 对吧? 不管多小心

 

344

00:16:20,973 --> 00:16:23,663

看 外公给了我一个十字弓

 

345

00:16:20,973 --> 00:16:23,663

{\a6}<font color="#ffff00">一小时前

 

346

00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,443

- 宝贝 这看上去可不安全 

- 不要担心 

 

347

00:16:25,473 --> 00:16:26,793

他现在就教我怎么用

 

348

00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:29,453

这正是我担心的 

 

349

00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:31,233

来啊 准备好了?

 

350

00:16:32,913 --> 00:16:35,513

天哪 别告诉我你在编梳子套 

 

351

00:16:35,543 --> 00:16:38,003

是的 我知道很傻 大家都不买账 

 

352

00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:40,393

才不是 就像...Donna Rigby的派对 

 

353

00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,593

可不是嘛! 你看这么多小珠珠 

 

354

00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:46,313

太赞了 

 

355

00:16:46,563 --> 00:16:49,723

- Cam成了小丑 

- 我抓住你了! 

 

356

00:16:49,763 --> 00:16:50,713

对头

 

357

00:16:50,753 --> 00:16:53,823

- 被我抓了吧!

- 那边是我的小丑 

 

358

00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:57,043

- 有点怪啊 咱们选的老公都很...

- 不循规蹈矩?

 

359

00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,703

其实我想说很丢人 不过 你说得也对 

 

360

00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:02,413

不过看看他们 派对人生 多么欢快

 

361

00:17:03,383 --> 00:17:08,143

我得承认 他再疯狂 我还是爱我的小丑 

 

362

00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:09,463

我也一样 

 

363

00:17:09,503 --> 00:17:10,913

他们和我们是个互补

 

364

00:17:10,953 --> 00:17:12,733

要我来主持 准毁了这派对 

 

365

00:17:12,773 --> 00:17:16,273

而我呢 在加油站保准被揍 

 

366

00:17:16,313 --> 00:17:17,113

什么?

 

367

00:17:17,153 --> 00:17:19,623

原来Fizbo可不是怎么好惹的 

 

368

00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:24,273

蝎子!蝎子!蝎子!

 

369

00:17:27,053 --> 00:17:30,933

不行 不行 

太近了 太近了 太近了 

 

370

00:17:30,973 --> 00:17:32,933

搞什么鬼?

 

371

00:17:32,963 --> 00:17:34,603

我靠

 

372

00:17:34,613 --> 00:17:37,073

- 别跑 冷静 怎么了?

- 他射了一箭

 

373

00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:39,433

我的天哪! Luke 到安全的地方

 

374

00:17:45,113 --> 00:17:47,233

Bianca 我来救你 

 

375

00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:51,083

还有谁? 快逃出来!

 

376

00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:57,683

到头来 我既不甜美贴心 也不是开心果

 

377

00:17:57,713 --> 00:18:00,213

Manny 别逞能 我恳求你!

 

378

00:18:00,243 --> 00:18:02,143

我的职责!

 

379

00:18:02,243 --> 00:18:04,143

<font color="#ffff00">此处请不要放鞋

 

380

00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,023

我来也!

 

381

00:18:08,063 --> 00:18:10,903

Manny Delgado说到做到

 

382

00:18:15,193 --> 00:18:17,903

等一下 我的小狗还在里面 

 

383

00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:20,643

我去去就来 

 

384

00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:32,543

我的手!

 

385

00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,763

小宝贝? Luke?

 

386

00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:36,803

怎么了 甜心?

 

387

00:18:36,843 --> 00:18:38,773

 

怎么了?

 

388

00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,173

我被这些笨珠子拌倒了 

 

389

00:18:41,213 --> 00:18:42,433

我的错

 

390

00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:43,953

好了 先起来 

 

391

00:18:45,563 --> 00:18:46,673

他怎样了?

 

392

00:18:46,703 --> 00:18:48,323

他不会有事的 

 

393

00:18:48,363 --> 00:18:50,683

 

394

00:18:50,723 --> 00:18:54,003

哦 他出来了 

 

395

00:18:54,703 --> 00:18:56,373

可怜的东东!

 

396

00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,993

- 哇 大家都在 

- 那当然 

 

397

00:18:59,023 --> 00:19:01,193

- 崴到的手还痛不痛?

- 还好啦 

 

398

00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:03,773

真对不住 伙计 我们明年再来

 

399

00:19:03,823 --> 00:19:06,683

开玩笑吧 长这么我过的最好的生日 

 

400

00:19:06,723 --> 00:19:07,863

什么?

 

401

00:19:07,903 --> 00:19:09,223

我打了石膏

 

402

00:19:09,263 --> 00:19:11,873

- 你喜欢这玩意儿?

- 我一直想要这个 

 

403

00:19:11,913 --> 00:19:14,643

用不了几星期 它就能发臭了 

 

404

00:19:14,683 --> 00:19:16,993

你真是怪到家了 你知道吧?

 

405

00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:18,433

- 我能签个名吗?

- 当然 

 

406

00:19:18,473 --> 00:19:20,513

- 喂 我先来 

- 行 

 

407

00:19:20,553 --> 00:19:24,643

要是我知道派对会多灾多难 

结果会导致Luke手臂骨折

 

408

00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:28,903

你问我想不想办这样一派对 估计会说不  

 

409

00:19:28,933 --> 00:19:29,783

你估计?

 

410

00:19:29,823 --> 00:19:33,763

肯...肯定不会想

 

411

00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:38,483

但是鬼使神差 Luke依然是生日的主角

 

412

00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:44,183

而且全家欢聚一堂 

 

413

00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:48,403

Fizbo宅急送! 蛋糕来啦!

 

414

00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,253

我不行了 

 

415

00:19:53,283 --> 00:19:55,193

我闪 

 

416

00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,153

蛋糕耶

 

417

00:20:02,693 --> 00:20:06,663

吹蜡烛啊 Luke 吹灭它 

 

418

00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,623

Bianca Douglas今晚给我打了3通电话 

 

419

00:20:13,663 --> 00:20:15,133

我可不说大话 

 

420

00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,613

我真感觉她爱的有点过火了 

 

421

00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:21,363

我超爱我的石膏 不过现在有点发痒 

 

422

00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:24,913

好在我妈给我做了个"不求人" 

 

423

00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:27,833

爽耶 

 

424

00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:30,293

如果有小三想插足 

 

425

00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,243

你必须先发制人

 

426

00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:36,553

不管她有多美 拥有多少条愚蠢爬虫

 

427

00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:42,113

想在太君头上动土 小心被我盯个满头胞

 

428

00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,153

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