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　　家里的沙发有个烟洞，Phil告诉孩子们如果不承认是谁干的，他将拿走圣诞树，那么沙发到底是谁烧的洞呢？Jay想保持传统过节方式，而Manny却想过哥伦比亚式的圣诞节。一个“圣诞老人”因Mitchell 被炒，但他却教给了Mitchell和Cameron什么是原谅。

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真的要穿这些难看的毛衣吗

 

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等见完你外婆就好啦

 

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我这件领口太小啦

 

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穿得我好痒

 

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我还宁愿痒呢 都透不过气来了

 

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Phil 快点

 

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好了 开始咯

 

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连接中...

 

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福罗里达报到! 报告完毕! 妈? 爸?

 

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<i>好呀 Phillip</i>

 

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圣诞前夜快乐哟!

 

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<i>圣诞前夜快乐!</i>

 

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放低一点 爸爸

 

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<i>圣诞前夜快乐</i>

 

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谢谢你送的毛衣喔!

 

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<i>不用谢 你们穿起来好好看嘛</i>

 

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妈去哪里了?

 

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<i>你妈掉下去出不来了</i>

 

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<i>她在泡浴缸呢</i>

 

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- 是有爪型腿的浴缸

- 我知道

 

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爸 看圣诞树

 

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那里是...

 

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你寄给我们的装饰品

 

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就在这哦

 

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看这些袜子

 

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是Claire挂在烟囱这的

 

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<i>你还是这么搞笑</i>

 

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这是什么?

 

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像是被烟头烫到的

 

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你们之中有人吸烟了?

 

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没有

 

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谁吸烟了?

 

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不是我 我有呼吸道问题

 

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明显不是你了

 

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咱这一家子既有骗子又有烟鬼了

 

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你们准备的圣诞礼物也是店里偷来的吗?

 

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Haley 不许脱这件丑毛衣

 

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好吧...

 

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圣诞快乐!

 

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你哭啦?

 

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你是机器人吗?

 

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这部戏感人至深啊

 

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Manny小宝贝 你来厨房帮帮偶吧

 

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咱们得看完这部才行 Gloria

 

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他从来没看过"34号街上的奇迹"

 

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因为他一直和我家在哥伦比亚过圣诞啊

 

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我们总是看"圣诞救兵Salazar和El Oso"

 

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- 像是部经典呀

- 那是

 

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- 妈 我们看完这部电影吧?

- 好滴

 

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那是什么?!

 

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天真男!

 

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什么啊?!

 

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你跟我说要看这部电影的时候

 

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我就去下了一个恶搞版的

 

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<i>你就做天真男啦!</i>

 

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我有点儿迷糊了

 

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<i>什么是天真男?</i>

 

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哥伦比亚滴圣诞传统就是互相整蛊

 

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<i>被整的人就是天真男啦!</i>

 

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我们只在愚人节互相整蛊耶

 

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别再整了啊

 

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<i>天真男</i>

 

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没恶搞了吧? 没心情看了

 

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这条队伍太夸张了吧?

 

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我要跟圣诞老人要回我45分钟生命

 

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打起精神来啊

 

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咱是陪着女儿来到这圣诞村的喔

 

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那我们去年呢?

 

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呃 去年我们排队伍开头啦

 

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总得有人来过节的啊

 

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混蛋

 

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也许不是他们咧

 

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肯定是他们

 

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三年前 我成立了一个颂歌班

 

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名字叫"绿袖人"

 

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我们会在慈善晚会和医院里表演

 

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他们那时可受欢迎了

 

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去年 其中一个成员

 

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Andrew...发动了一下小政变

 

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他们把Cameron踢出班子了

 

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谢谢

 

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我们是全新的"绿袖人"

 

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新的"绿袖人"

 

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看到我脸上的巴掌印了没?

 

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为什么让Edna唱低音部和声?

 

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观众也像被震惊了才鼓掌的

 

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算啦

 

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下一个

 

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终于轮到了

 

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不好意思

 

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另外一个圣诞老人去哪了?

 

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我们排队排了这么久

 

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就是想要个比较像的圣诞老人啊

 

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- Mitchell 没关系啦

- Cam 才不是没关系呢

 

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这是Lily的第一个圣诞

 

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一切都要尽善尽美才是啊

 

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我们等胖圣诞老人来好了

 

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我就知道

 

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我都不知道为什么要请这个人

 

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看见没? 连精灵都同意我的话

 

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谢谢你

 

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想不到你在圣诞节会变得这么小气

 

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你们过气了!

 

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我讨厌你!

 

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真是不可理喻

 

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我只想知道是谁干的

 

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没人承认是吧?

 

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我猜是沙发自己弄的吧

 

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它一天过得很辛苦 于是点起一根烟

 

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然后烫着自己了

 

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是吗? 一点道理也没有

 

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要是肇事者不站出来

 

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你爸和我就要惩罚你们3个人

 

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什么? 这一点都不公平

 

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我可以原谅你吸烟

 

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但是我不能原谅你撒谎...

 

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- Phil

- 和吸烟

 

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没人承认是吧?

 

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没有是吧? 好

 

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知道我会怎么做吗?

 

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圣诞节取消了

 

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这样做太不公平了

 

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我就知道

 

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Phil总喜欢唬孩子们

 

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有一次 我跟Luke说

 

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如果他不把脏盘子放进洗碗机里

 

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我们就把脏盘子放到他床上

 

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Phil还有个问题就是很坚持

 

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最后我们没有碟子了

 

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我们用金鱼缸来吃麦片

 

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知道我要做什么了吧

 

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我要把这树拿走

 

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你们几个啊

 

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不管谁做的 赶快认了吧

 

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别殃及池鱼啊

 

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Luke? 不是?

 

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我说真的哦

 

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我要搬咯

 

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三 二 一

 

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好吧 再见了 Dumphy家的圣诞

 

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Haley 你也不会拿到那辆车咯

 

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我会有一辆车?!

 

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错 我在撒谎呢 我们现在不就在撒谎吗

 

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Dunphy全家都是骗子

 

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我做老大的时候

 

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歌才是最重要的

 

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为什么他们唱完歌要洒糖杖给观众?

 

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讨巧太明显了吧

 

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你把糖返扔回去的时候就表明观点了

 

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这些东西怎么能塞进车里啊

 

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我来帮你吧

 

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谢谢你 圣诞老人

 

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不再是了哦

 

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刚刚被炒了

 

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是吗?

 

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貌似有俩人在抱怨我不够胖

 

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那可真糟糕

 

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努力别让心脏病复发 多好的礼物

 

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好了

 

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空间总是能腾出来滴

 

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来自住在自己车的人的忠告

 

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好吧 真的谢谢你

 

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没关系 圣诞节快乐

 

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等等

 

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我给你点钱吧

 

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帮你渡过这年关

 

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你真的住在你车子里?

 

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是啊 也不算太坏啦

 

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自从我老婆搬出去之后变得挺宽敞的

 

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不如今晚来我们那吃晚餐吧?

 

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真的吗?

 

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今天是圣诞节前夜嘛

 

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总不能在你车子里过吧

 

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你们俩人真好啊

 

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需要我带点什么吗?

 

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番茄汁 酱油 吸管?

 

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我们都有

 

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现在就开你的车跟我们回家吧?

 

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是啊 开你的房子

 

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好的

 

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- Cameron

- 嗯?

 

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今晚9点整 我们每人打开一件礼物

 

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是睡衣 今晚睡觉穿的

 

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明天早上7点整

 

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Manny在楼梯那拍节日照

 

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然后我们来拆真正的礼物

 

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哥伦比亚都是午夜拆礼物

 

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然后玩到早上的

 

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在哥伦比亚是这样

 

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你看 门口没有山羊哟

 

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咱又不是在哥伦比亚

 

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我在开玩笑啦

 

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为啥米不能融合哥伦比亚的传统进来?

 

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- 比如呢?

- 比如烟花啊

 

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哥伦比亚没有烟花吧

 

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<i>你又要整蛊我</i>

 

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我们有啊

 

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到了晚上 天空变得很靓 很圣诞滴

 

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那又怎样

 

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每个国家都有他们传统滴啦

 

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举个例子 在偶们国家

 

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是耶稣宝宝带来礼物的哦

 

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不是圣诞老人

 

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这也没道理啊

 

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新生儿哪能带这么多礼物?

 

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宝宝连他们手是哪都不知道

 

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至少宝宝能通过烟囱吧

 

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那怎么坐在耶稣宝宝的大腿上?

 

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会压扁的

 

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Manny 我们明年再来讨论

 

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你们那些哥伦比亚传统好不好?

 

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- 也许我们能改一下

- 我知道"也许"意味着什么

 

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你就把我整个圣诞给拿走吧

 

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想不到说没就没了

 

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爸爸从来没有那么坚持过

 

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你确定不是你的朋友烫到沙发了?

 

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别看我啊

 

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我们之中只有一个人被抓到玩火柴好不

 

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Luke

 

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都是一年前的事了

 

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你就认了是你干的吧

 

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<i>是你做的你就认了吧!</i>

 

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我有个主意哦

 

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还记得有个电影叫"斯巴达克斯"吗?

 

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我们要做的就是...

 

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Luke 你跟爸妈说是你的错

 

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不是我做的

 

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没关系的 因为在你承认过错之后

 

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Haley和我都会去承认过错

 

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那样有什么好处?

 

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他们就会被我们互相袒护感动啊

 

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于是圣诞就能回来啦

 

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太好了

 

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再说一次怎么去做?

 

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咱们会成为一个传说了

 

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首对取消圣诞的父母

 

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我还以为你会开心呢

 

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他们会写歌来歌颂我们的

 

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用难看的小泥人来制作圣诞特别节目

 

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你总跟我说

 

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不要屈服于孩子啊

 

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你非得现在这样做吗 Phil?

 

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好啦 别担心啦

 

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会有圣诞节的啦

 

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我们好好的教育孩子了啊

 

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做错事的人会站出来的

 

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或者另外两个会把他供出来

 

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- 嘿 老爸

- 嗨 Luke

 

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有什么事吗

 

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是我干的 我在玩火柴

 

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我很抱歉

 

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你主动承认错误 很好

 

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但是 这样做真的很差劲

 

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逊毙了

 

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Claire 这事交给你处理了

 

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唉 Luke 你刚才怎么什么都不说?

 

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额 我也不知道

 

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唉 你老爸和我都对你失望透了

 

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上楼 到你房间去 来吧

 

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Alex!

 

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我们上去聊一下

 

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- Haley! 

- 干嘛?

 

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- 说啊! 

- 说什么啊?

 

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- 事情不是那样的! 

- 究竟发生了什么?

 

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她们本来也要承认的

 

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然后你们就会对我们三个感到骄傲

 

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我们干嘛要这么做?

 

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我都不知道怎么相信这孩子了

 

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骗子!根本就不是我做的

 

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- 也不是我

- 别看我 

 

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- 不是吧?

- 啊?

 

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又没有人承认啦?

 

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没关系

 

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你们猜怎么着 仍旧没得过圣诞节

 

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我可不在乎

 

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大不了明年再过

 

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记得还有纪念除夕夜和复活节

 

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你们几个小心点!

 

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我退役之后

 

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就差不多开始周游世界了

 

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搬来搬去 干各种奇怪的工作

 

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哈 有点像绿巨人嘛

 

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真诡异

 

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那是我以前在部队里的绰号

 

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因为我脾气很坏

 

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多谢你们请我过来

 

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请我吃饭 帮我洗衣服

 

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本来今天超级背的

 

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那个 Scott啊 我有件事必须告诉你

 

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什么?

 

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我忘了...忘了清理洗衣机槽了

 

295

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所以 你那些衣服可能会有点起毛球

 

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哦 没事儿 这么点破事

 

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谢谢你们做的一切 

成就了我美好的一天啊

 

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我们只不过做了应该做的

 

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- 你意思是?

- 我也不知道...

 

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我在说什么呀

 

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我...我觉得我们永远不要告诉他比较好

 

302

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完全赞成 我们给了他钱 请他吃饭

帮他洗了衣服

 

303

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我们两清了

 

304

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同意!

 

305

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好吧 这玩意儿怎么用的?

 

306

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就按这中间的那个钮

 

307

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哦 天啊

 

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哇哦 你不觉得这摇得有点太高了么

 

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的确 我才不把小Lily放进去

 

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这简直是在训练宇航员嘛

 

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吼吼吼我来了!吼吼吼我来了!

 

312

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- 是你老爸

- 是啊

 

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老爸

 

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嗨!我给你们买礼物了

 

315

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Jay 你不是明天才来吗

 

316

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这是给你们的圣诞夜礼物

 

317

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你知道传统的嘛

睡觉前打开这礼物

 

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是睡衣啦

 

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仍然保持传统啊

 

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总有人要的嘛

 

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我家有俩哥伦比亚人

 

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硬要把圣诞当成五月节来过

 

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那是墨西哥的节日 你知道的 对吗?

 

324

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啊 无非说法不同罢了

 

325

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圣诞就是圣诞

 

326

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在楼梯上拍照 喝热巧克力 拆礼物

 

327

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这才应该是家里重新有个小孩

 

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带来的好处

 

329

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我又能像我们以前那样过圣诞了

 

330

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我了解你 Jay 如果我现在在自己家的话

 

331

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我就调一浴缸的蛋奶酒

 

332

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试着把一大块肥猪肉塞进圣诞老人帽子里

 

333

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你觉得我不怀念吗?

 

334

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真的吗?

 

335

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关键是这些只是我们拥有的回忆

 

336

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就现在而言 我有绝妙的机会

 

337

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和我现在新家庭成员一起

创造新的美好回忆

 

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某天回忆起来一样会很美好

 

339

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Cam说得对

 

340

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我们每年都会创造新传统

 

341

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那么...谁想来尝尝我肌肉的厉害

 

342

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记得千万要提醒我

 

343

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明天第一件要做的事就是把它放进烤箱

 

344

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因为Jay三点钟就要吃

 

345

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哎呀 Manny 

 

346

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你把蜘蛛放在冰箱里?

 

347

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哦是啊 为了整蛊嘛

 

348

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唉亲爱的 到底怎么了

 

349

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我想过哥伦比亚式的圣诞节嘛

 

350

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Jay把所有事情都搅乱了

 

351

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Manny 乖 你也理解他一下

 

352

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Jay的孩子还很小的时候 

他们在一起拥有很多美好回忆

 

353

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他只是想和你一起重温这些美好啊

 

354

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那么 我能给Jay最好的圣诞礼物

 

355

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就是让他过一个像以前一样的圣诞?

 

356

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你真是个贴心的孩子

 

357

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总有一天你会长大的 我也会怀念

 

358

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所有你小时候做过的事情的

 

359

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好吧 但是如果这个所谓的圣诞老人

 

360

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没给我一件深红色燕尾礼服的话

 

361

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我是不会罢休的哦

 

362

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亲爱的?

 

363

00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:32,080

你说收回之前的命令是不是真的很逊?

 

364

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让孩子们再也不把你的威胁当回事?

 

365

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也许 孩子们会理解

 

366

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我们卸下权威去挽救他们的圣诞节

 

367

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这是做出一个巨大的牺牲

 

368

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从某种意义上来说 这是我们能给他们的

最棒的圣诞礼物

 

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最棒的圣诞礼物

 

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这会反过来让孩子们更加尊重我们

 

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好吧不要这点 倒回去

 

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老爸老妈

 

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是我干的

 

374

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- 什么?

- 什么?

 

375

00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,660

我在学校弄到一根烟

 

376

00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:11,360

家里没人的时候 我就试着抽了

 

377

00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:16,580

我想我大概拿得离沙发太近了点

 

378

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我很抱歉

 

379

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你们可以罚我不过圣诞节

 

380

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但是其他人一定要照旧过

 

381

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你这么为家里人着想太贴心了

 

382

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但你还是抽烟了 而且还撒了谎

 

383

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这样真的很不好

 

384

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现在来帮我搬树

 

385

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Phil Phil

 

386

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Alex 回来

 

387

00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:39,990

从12月26号开始

 

388

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你被禁足一整个星期

 

389

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其中包括除夕夜

 

390

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- 但我打算...

- 没有商量的余地

 

391

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好吧

 

392

00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,530

所有人!

 

393

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我正式宣布!

 

394

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圣诞节回来啦!

 

395

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真的吗? 发生什么事了?

 

396

00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,340

别管了!

 

397

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去拿袜子 彩灯 装饰品 花环

 

398

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快去快去快去!

 

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好嘞!

 

400

00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:04,250

我觉得这份工作听起来压力挺大的

 

401

00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:06,660

唉 没有你想象得那么严重啦

 

402

00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,140

他们总是确保我们有一个空挡的

 

403

00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:10,660

所有没有人知道是谁给了那致命一击

 

404

00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:13,070

真是太好吃了

 

405

00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:14,560

好啦 我就不多呆惹人厌了

 

406

00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,540

否则你们下次都不请我了

 

407

00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,550

你们继续享受吧

 

408

00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,220

你们真是好人

 

409

00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:25,560

Scott 等一下

 

410

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别忘了拿你洗好的衣服

 

411

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哦 多谢多谢 圣诞快乐

 

412

00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,460

Scott 祝你圣诞快...

 

413

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- 狗娘养的! 

- 什么?

 

414

00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:36,390

哦 是新的绿袖人合唱团

 

415

00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:37,870

Cameron以前也在里面

 

416

00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:38,950

今年他们把他踢出来了

 

417

00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:41,870

我说 把我踢出来是一回事

 

418

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但是 在我面前揭我疮疤?

 

419

00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:44,830

我要去把洒水装置打开

 

420

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别冲动别冲动

 

421

00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:50,570

我知道报仇的感觉有多赞

相信我

 

422

00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:53,620

在一个人眼里看见怒火 简直是...

 

423

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但有一件事会让你感觉更好

那就是...

 

424

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原谅

 

425

00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,850

Scott 你不明白

 

426

00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:05,550

这个合唱团 这些女成员...是我千挑万选的

 

427

00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:06,870

我曾经是Effie啊

 

428

00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:10,080

知道我今天做的最好的一件事是什么吗?

 

429

00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,900

你们害我被炒了 我原谅了你们

 

430

00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,720

Andrew

 

431

00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,920

Ensemble

 

432

00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,290

我知道你们今天出现在我家这条街上

 

433

00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:37,420

绝非偶然

 

434

00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,000

我...

 

435

00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,490

我只想说 你们唱得真好

 

436

00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:47,830

还有 圣诞快乐

 

437

00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,520

你怎么连道歉都走音

 

438

00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,920

哥们 太过分了

 

439

00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:01,000

你...你不是说要原谅吗?

 

440

00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,860

你人这么好 他不是个东西

 

441

00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:09,990

你去哪儿了 这么晚才回来?

 

442

00:18:09,990 --> 00:18:11,590

趁着最后去买了点东西

 

443

00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:13,300

是什么啊?

 

444

00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,470

Buwelos

 

445

00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,030

- 什么? 

- 是一种芝士馅饼

 

446

00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:18,060

是哥伦比亚传统的圣诞食物

 

447

00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,100

好吧 新规矩

 

448

00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:23,010

从现在开始 要做哥伦比亚的事

就滚回哥伦比亚做

 

449

00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:25,680

在美国有在美国的传统

 

450

00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,390

也就是说不要再吃你们的食物 

也不要再放你们的音乐了

 

451

00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:32,440

尤其不要再过你们那些疯狂的节日了

 

452

00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,660

被骗了吧!

 

453

00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,610

- Jay! 

- 我说错了吗?

 

454

00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:39,540

你们俩完全被我骗到了

 

455

00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:41,090

你们表情刚才超级囧

 

456

00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,310

你们知道在圣诞夜

 

457

00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:45,190

弄到烟火有多难吗?

 

458

00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,830

去吧 Manny 多谢你了

 

458

00:18:53,376 --> 00:18:57,686

Luke还有一份礼物

看起来像一本书啊

 

459

00:18:57,686 --> 00:18:59,596

我已经有一本了

 

460

00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,486

那是什么呀?

 

461

00:19:00,486 --> 00:19:03,276

哦天啊 沙发在冒烟

 

462

00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,866

啊 啊

 

463

00:19:08,486 --> 00:19:10,196

是阳光的缘故啊

 

464

00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:11,696

是那些装饰品

 

465

00:19:11,696 --> 00:19:12,516

太酷了

 

466

00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:15,006

像是放大镜一样

 

467

00:19:15,006 --> 00:19:16,376

哈 真是奇了怪了

 

468

00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:18,506

它正好在Alex抽烟弄坏的地方

 

469

00:19:18,506 --> 00:19:20,366

烧了一个洞

 

470

00:19:20,846 --> 00:19:21,776

哦 Haley

 

471

00:19:21,776 --> 00:19:24,476

Alex 你为什么要承担这个责任呢?

 

472

00:19:24,476 --> 00:19:26,256

我好想过圣诞节啊

 

473

00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,786

你真是太乖了

 

474

00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:32,466

大家都过来

 

475

00:19:32,466 --> 00:19:39,306

- 哦 不

- 过来 过来

 

476

00:19:39,836 --> 00:19:41,066

你本来打算不让我们过圣诞节的

 

477

00:19:41,066 --> 00:19:42,856

还是因为一件我们谁都没有做过的事

 

478

00:19:42,856 --> 00:19:46,726

这么说吧 圣诞节的意义呢 就是

不断朝前看

 

479

00:19:46,726 --> 00:19:47,966

我怎么没听过有这么个说法

 

480

00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:50,186

哈亲爱的 你有点搬起石头打自己的脚了

 

481

00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:51,566

你还说我们都是骗子

 

482

00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,236

你还打算毁了最重要的一个节日...

 

483

00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,596

- 对 就是你

- 我也不知道

 

484

00:19:55,596 --> 00:19:57,426

你们别再火上浇油了

 

485

00:19:57,426 --> 00:20:00,846

我错了 是我错

 

486

00:20:00,846 --> 00:20:04,196

人非圣贤 孰能无过

 

487

00:20:04,196 --> 00:20:08,956

为了补偿这些过错

 

488

00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:15,286

...我决定带你们去意大利玩

 

489

00:20:15,286 --> 00:20:20,856

- 哦天啊!

- 天啊 太棒了太棒了

 

490

00:20:25,486 --> 00:20:29,806

每年的这个时候 我们都会讨论很多

有关传统的话题

 

491

00:20:29,806 --> 00:20:32,246

虽然我们很喜欢那些传统

 

492

00:20:32,246 --> 00:20:33,566

但有时候我们最美好的回忆

 

493

00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:37,896

却是最不传统的那些瞬间

 

494

00:20:41,676 --> 00:20:44,676

我们记得爸爸妈妈疯到失控的那一年

 

495

00:20:45,276 --> 00:20:50,716

我们记得圣诞老人打唱圣歌的人

 

496

00:20:51,296 --> 00:20:56,466

但对于我来说 今年就是传统这个词

 

497

00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:58,486

变得更有意义的一年

 

498

00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:11,586

那是Cam

 

499

00:21:13,546 --> 00:21:17,186

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00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:23,346

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00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:27,436

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502

00:21:28,066 --> 00:21:29,516

啊!又来了!

 

503

00:21:30,126 --> 00:21:31,536

你又骗了我一次