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　　Phil邀请前女友Denise来家里做客，Claire 查出Phil曾一脚踩两船，而Alex则骗Luke他是Denise 所生。Jay误把Manny的宠物乌龟Shel弄死，Manny为Shel办了一场追悼会。Mitchell总被老板叫去加班，愤怒之下Mitchell辞职，可是一阵高兴后，Mitchell开始陷入失业恐慌中。

中英字幕

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亲爱的有一部休·格兰特...

Hey, honey, Hugh Grant has a--

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算我一个

I'm in.

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好的艾丽克斯11点有大提琴课

Okay, well, Alex has a cello lesson at 11:00...

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中午要参加象棋课

and Junior Congress at noon.

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她不是还要上一辈子的光棍课吗

Doesn't she also have no boys at forever?

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你还是关心一下自己的饮食失调问题吧

Don't you have an eating disorder you need to attend to?

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不管怎么说可以看4点或6:20的场

Yeah, anyway, uh, we could see the 4:00 or the 6:20.

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实际上那两场我都去不了

Oh, actually, that's no good.

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我要和丹妮丝去喝点东西

I'm meeting my friend Denise for a drink.

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丹妮丝我认识吗

Denise? Do I know Denise?

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是啊就是我前女友

Yeah. You know, my old girlfriend.

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老天想到你和一个女人在一起就恶心

Oh, my God. Gross. I can't even picture you with a woman.

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-谢谢 -你还有前女友

- Thank you. - You had a girlfriend before Mom?

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而且是两个

Try two.

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我之前一直过得很快活

Trust me. I had plenty of fun in my time.

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直到遇见了你妈

And then I met your mom.

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谢谢"恭维"

And thank you.

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她应该是四处奔波

So I guess she travels

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为某个化妆品公司做推销

around selling makeup for a cosmetics company.

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会在城里待一周

She's in town for a week.

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你是说她是个挨家挨户的推销员

You mean she's like a door-to-door salesman?

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换成是你就是个呆家呆户的推销员

If you were doing it, they'd call it a dork-to-dork salesman.

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一记漂亮的突袭

My boy strikes like a rattlesnake!

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是吗那那你就是

Oh, yeah? W-Well, you-

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好了电影明天再去看

Wow. All right, well, we can see the movie tomorrow.

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跟我走该去上课了

Come on. It's time for your lesson.

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是第二堂课她刚刚可是被我教育了一课

You mean her second lesson, because she just got schooled.

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我今天是怎么了

What's wrong with me today?

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算了宝贝今天你的水平发挥不出来

Shake it off, champ. It's not your day.

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-早上好小家伙 -是吗

- Ay, good morning, papi. -Is it?

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还在为试镜结果难过吗

Ay, you're still sad because of that audition.

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那角色是我的我生来就该演特维

That part was mine. I was born to play Tevye.

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{\an8}[电影"屋顶上的小提琴手"主角]

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他们竟然让罗德·杰克逊来演

Instead they give it to Rod Jackson?

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他哪里懂什么叫受苦受难

What does he know from suffering?

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-情况如何 -略有起色

- How are we doing? - A little better.

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不过这问题得用冰激凌解决

But we're gonna go and throw ice cream at the problem.

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要是冰激凌都没用就试试这个

Well, if that doesn't work, this should do the trick.

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"大难不死人自更强"

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."

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把这个挂在你房间

We can hang this in your room.

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每天早晨看一眼用心去体会

You can see it every morning, start to internalize it.

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以后什么都打不倒你

Pretty soon nothing will keep you down.

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但那话不对

But it's not true.

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你说什么

What are you talking about?

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很多大难只会让人更脆弱

Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker.

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我朋友的爷爷只是患了心脏病

My friend's grandfather had a heart attack.

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现在连喘气都要靠一台机器支撑

Now he needs a machine to breathe.

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我见过他就在超市里

I've seen him- at the supermarket.

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走到哪都得推着一台

Now he needs to drive one of those little, like-

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好了你继续悲观教育吧

That's right. Be negative.

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那幅画确实不怎么样杰

It's just not a good poster, Jay.

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你的打击只会让我变得更坚强

You're only making me stronger.

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摩登家庭

第一季第十七集

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-喂鸭子的面包带了吗 -带了

- Did you pack the bread for the ducks? - Yes.

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不要全麦的鸭子不吃

Not the whole-wheat kind. The ducks don't like that.

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米奇尔鸭子是不会介意的

They're ducks, Mitchell. They don't care.

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我们都觉得

We both believe that

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动物在莉莉成长过程中是不可或缺的

animals should play a big part in Lily's life.

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我在农场上长大接触过很多动物

Having grown up on a farm, I was surrounded by them.

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它们更像是我的兄弟姐妹

They were more like brothers

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而不仅仅是牲畜家禽

and sisters than just, you know, livestock.

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多美味的兄弟姐妹

Delicious brothers and sisters.

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生在农场它们深知以后的命运

Life on a farm- they know what they're getting into.

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才怪

Eesh.

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等等

Oh, wait.

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-公司打来的 -别接

- Oh, it's the office. -Don't answer it.

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我必须得接

I have to.

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每周六都来这一套别接了

It's like this every Saturday. Just ignore it.

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也许这次不是呢喂

Well, maybe it's not that this time. Hello?

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看吧

Yeah.

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真不错

That's nice.

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我靠..小壳你还好吗哥们

Holy- Shel? You all right, buddy?

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该死

Oh, hell.

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一共4只小鸭子呢米奇尔

Oh, there's four of 'em, Mitchell.

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它们在亲莉莉

They're giving her little duck kisses.

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她笑得很开心真遗憾你看不到

Oh, she's laughing. I can't believe you're missing this.

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那又怎样小卡我错过的还少吗

Well, why not, Cam? I've missed everything else.

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她第一次翻身我在凤凰城

She rolled over when I was in Phoenix.

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她学会爬行时我却在法庭上

She started scooting when I was in court.

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告诉他们你不去加班你做的够多的了

Well, just tell 'em you're not coming in. You do enough for 'em.

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关于这一点你知道我也知道

Well, you know that. I know that. You know?

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只有我那个混蛋老板不知道

The only one who doesn't know that is my sucky boss.

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他是有史以来最混蛋的混蛋

He's the suckiest suck of all time.

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他个可怜的贱人

He's a miserable son of a bitch who...

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好像听到了我刚才说的话

may have heard everything I just said.

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-嗨亲爱的 -嗨

- Hi, honey. -Hey.

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什么时候去见你的女性朋友

When are you getting together with your gal pal?

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事实上我正在等消息呢

Actually, I was just checking on that.

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她还没给我发站内信

She's supposed to send me a message.

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原来你加了她的Facebook

Oh, you're Facebook friends.

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当然她只是447个好友之一

Sure am. She's one of my 447 friends.

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大家都对我想入"菲菲"呢

Everybody wants a slice.

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你们恢复联系有多久了

How long have you two been in touch with each other?

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她差不多一年前联系到的我

Uh, she tracked me down about a year ago.

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怎么了你什么意思

What? What's- What's that sound?

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没什么

Mmm. Nothing.

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站内信终于来了

Oh. Here she is right now.

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"七点半梦境餐厅见"

"How about we meet at Le Reve at 7:30?"

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你们的约会真够"单纯"的

That sounds innocent enough- I mean-

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和前女友在一家适合幽会的法国餐厅喝酒

drinks with an ex-girlfriend at an intimate French restaurant.

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亲爱的你说的话正是我期盼从你口中听到的

Honey, you're doing that thing when you say what I want you to say

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但你的语气好刻薄

but your tone seems mean.

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让我猜猜啊丹妮丝还没结婚

Let me guess. Denise isn't married.

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最近才离的这有什么问题

Recently divorced. What's the big deal?

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得了菲尔别太傻太天真

Come on, Phil. You can't be that naive.

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说真的网上那些奔四的女人

Seriously, women in their 30s on the Internet are like-

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个个都是忍者

they're like ninjas.

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换上黑色外套

They get into their little black outfits

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暗地里当第三者插足别人的婚姻

and try and sneak their way into your marriage.

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丹妮丝不是那种人

That's not Denise.

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你看这都是她给我发的站内信

Here. Read some of her messages.

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-你看完就知道你想多了 -好吧

- You're gonna feel silly. - Okay.

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"嗨菲尔最近怎么样啊"

"Hey, Phil. How's it going?"

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你别乱加性感的勾引声音

You can't add the sexy voice.

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"嗨菲尔过得怎么样"

"Hi, Phil. How's it going?"

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"得知你脖子不疼了我很高兴"

"So glad to hear your neck is better."

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-你真吃醋了 -没有

- Are you seriously jealous? - No,

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我一点都没吃醋

I am not jealous at all.

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只是比你更懂女人而已

I just happen to know women better than you do,

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那女人绝对对你存有非分之想

and that woman wants a slice.

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好吧为了证明你的想法是错的

Okay. Just to prove how wrong you are,

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我打算邀她来家里喝酒

I'm gonna invite her over here for drinks.

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我无所谓但愿她不介意

Fine with me. Just hope it's fine with Denise.

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"哎呀菲尔我整颗心都在梦境餐厅"

"Gee, Phil, I really had my heart set on Le Reve."

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你故意刻薄的声音可不会让我生气

That voice doesn't bother me.

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反而让我喜欢

Kind of like it!

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他有什么反常的举动吗

Has he been acting weird around you?

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没有我一上午都躲着他

No, no. I've been avoiding him all morning.

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所以说你其实根本不知道他听没听见

So you don't even know if he heard you.

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所以叫你来帮忙

That's why we're doing this.

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你到哪了午餐时间只有半个小时

And where are you? I only have a half hour for lunch.

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你好帅哥

Hello, handsome.

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早上就是在这里碰见他的

So this is where it happened.

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关掉手机

Just turn off the phone,

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摇下车窗试试能不能听见我说话

roll down the window and we'll see if you can hear me.

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请绕行我们要重现骂人的过程

Go around! We're re-creating a faux pas!

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谢谢

Thank you.

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好了能听见我说话吗

Okay. Can you hear me now?

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可以但听不太清

Yeah, but just barely.

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你之前骂的时候这么小声吗

Is this how loud you were talking?

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可能比这个音量大一点

It might have been a little bit louder.

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当时路上都是车几乎得用喊的

There was traffic. I almost had to shout.

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- 几乎得什么 -用喊的

- You almost had to what? - Shout.

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-大点声 -用喊的

- Little bit louder now. - Shout.

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-再大点声 -用喊的

- Little bit louder now. - Shout!

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别闹了小卡我的工作要保不住了

Really, Cam? My job is at stake here, and-

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开什么玩笑显然你一开始就听得清

Oh, who are we kidding? You can obviously hear me.

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我彻底完了

I am so screwed.

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曼尼曼尼过来一下

Manny? Manny, come here a second, pal.

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-什么事 -有个坏消息要告诉你

- Huh? - I got some bad news, buddy.

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什么坏消息

What is it?

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我很难以启齿

Well, there's no easy way to say this.

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小壳·斯坦龟死了

Shel Turtlestein is dead.

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什么怎么死的

What? How?

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当时我正在看报纸

I was down here reading the paper,

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只听楼上你的房间一阵骚乱的声音

and I heard this commotion up in your room.

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出出于本能反应我跑上楼

So- so naturally, I go running up there.

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看见一只脏兮兮的浣熊已经破窗而入

And this mangy raccoon had busted through your screen.

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它肯定是跳到了小壳的鱼缸旁边

He must have scampered up to where Shel was.

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因为我进去的时候那个坏家伙

By the time I walked in, he had-

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正抓着小壳的脖子使劲甩

the little bastard had him by the neck and shaking him.

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碎石被甩得到处都是

Gravel was flying everywhere.

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它看见我一点都不怕

He didn't even flinch.

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还得意地盯着我看然后一下子就溜了

He just stared at me with that smug look and then bolted.

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我真后悔没有早点上来

If only I'd have got here earlier.

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我能看看小壳的尸体吗

May I see the body?

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宝贝你真的要看吗

Baby, are you sure that's a good idea?

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再痛苦我也必须面对

It's something I have to do.

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-确实是它 -对不起哥们

- That's him. - Sorry, pal.

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可是完全说不通呀

It just doesn't make any sense.

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是啊好龟不长命

Yep. Only the good die young.

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老师说浣熊只在夜间行动

But in school, we learn raccoons are nocturnal.

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白天都在睡觉

They sleep during the day.

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当然这一只可能是半夜起来找零食的

They sure do, and this one must've got up for a midnight snack.

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我们人也有类似的经历嘛

You know, we've all done that.

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-应该是吧 -是啊

- I guess so. -Yeah.

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现在都能说得通了

It all adds up.

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我现在无法待在这个房间太多回忆了

I don't think I can be in here right now. Too many memories.

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他会没事的

He'll be okay.

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-你撒谎 -什么

- You lie. - What?

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在哥伦比亚骗局我见一个识破一个

I'm Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one.

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我当时想把那幅画钉在墙上

I was hanging up the new poster

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结果它掉下来砸在小壳身上纯属意外

and it fell on top of him. It was an accident.

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去跟他说实话

You have to tell him.

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不行我有经验

No. I've been through this before.

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米奇尔九岁的时候他让我照看他的鸟

When Mitchell was nine, I was supposed to take care of his bird.

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结果它飞了出去撞上了一台电扇

It got out and flew into a fan.

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那场面就像血花四溅的枕头大战

It was like a bloody pillow fight.

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老天你到底杀过多少只宠物

My God. How many pets have you killed?

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就这两只

Just the two.

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我不小心害死了那只鸟是大错特错

I took the heat on the bird. It was a big mistake.

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直到今天米奇尔看我的眼神

To this day, Mitchell looks at me,

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都好像在说

I see him thinking,

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"芙莱莎·米奈丽就是被这个人杀死的"

"That's the guy who killed Fliza Minnelli."

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要是曼尼发现了你又要怎么办

And what if he finds out? Then what?

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到时候你不仅是宠物杀手还是个骗子

You'll be the guy that killed his pet and lied to him.

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他不会发现的我已经掩盖好自己的"行迹"了

He's not gonna find out because I covered my tracks.

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好吧

Okay.

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芙莱莎·米奈丽

Fliza Minnelli?

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我当时怎么就没发现他是同性恋呢

How did I not know that kid was gay?

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嗨卢克

Hey, Luke.

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今天可是你的大日子

Big day for you, huh?

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为什么

Why?

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-你终于可以见到你的亲妈了 -什么

- Because you will get to meet your real mom. - What?

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本来大家说好等你21岁再告诉你

We all made a pact we'd deny it until you turned 21.

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但是爸爸的前女友就是为这事来的

But that's the real reason Dad's old girlfriend's coming over.

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她才是你亲妈

She's your mom,

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要是她喜欢你你就得跟她生活了

and if she likes you, you'll go live with her.

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我才不是被领养的我要去问妈妈

I'm not adopted. I'm asking Mom.

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你是说邓菲太太吗她不会跟你说实话的

You mean Mrs. Dunphy? She's not going to tell you the truth.

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我不是

I-I'm not-

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我知道

I know.

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就因为他说你是呆家呆户的推销员吗

Just 'cause he called you a dork-to-dork salesman?

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姐全力回击

The empire shakes back.

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浣熊爪有5个指头

Raccoons have five toes.

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什么

What's that?

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我不想来烦你

I don't mean to bother you.

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但我很疑惑

It's just confusing.

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我房间里浣熊的两只脚印都只有4个指头

The footprints in my room only have four toes.

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我知道怎么回事

You know, I bet I know what happened.

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它肯定是在一场打斗中失去了两个指头

I'll bet he lost those toes in a fight.

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那家伙看起来像是经过了几场打斗

And that guy looked like he'd been in a brawl or two.

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-刚好一只爪失去一个指头 -有可能

- One toe from each foot? - Maybe.

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曼尼只有一件事

You know, Manny, I think the only thing...

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可以让你不再问这样的问题

that's gonna get you to stop asking all these questions...

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就是一个永久性的告别

is for you to have a little closure.

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什么意思

What do you mean?

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给小壳举办一场小型追悼会吧

Well,I'd like to throw a little memorial for Shel.

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那对我们大家都好

It'll be good for all of us.

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那样就可以把悲痛发泄出来

That way we get our grief out,

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之后谁都不要再提这件事永远不提

and then we never have to talk about this ever, ever again.

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嗨当心脚下

Hi. Oh, careful. There's a thing.

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见到你真高兴

Yeah. Good to see you.

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-嗨 -嗨我是克莱尔

- Hi! Oh, my God. - Hi. I'm Claire.

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你就是嗨

You must be- Oh. Yeah. Hi.

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-丹妮丝 -是的

- Denise. - Well- Okay.

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你本人比菲尔上传的照片还要漂亮

You're even prettier than the pictures that Phil's always posting.

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-只有几张 -是吗

- Just a couple. - Oh?

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瞎说每周都有

Shut up. Every week.

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他喜欢炫耀你的照片

He loves showing you off.

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我男友喜欢你在阿卡普尔科照的那几张

And my boyfriend likes your Acapulco pictures,

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喜欢得我都有点吃醋了

probably a little too much.

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替我谢谢你男友

Well, thank your boyfriend for me.

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快请进

Come on in, please.

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我给你带来一瓶祛皱紧致霜

Oh, I brought you, um, some lifting intensifier.

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我知道你用不上不过这是限量版

Not that you need it. It's a limited edition,

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-谢谢谢谢 -不客气

- Thank you. Thank you. - Never mind.

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丹妮丝给你介绍我的孩子

Oh, Denise, I think you might know these people.

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-这是海莉 -嗨

- Uh, that's Haley - Hi.

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-艾丽克斯和 -卢克

- Alex and- - Luke.

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他的卷发和我小时候的一模一样

I had curly hair just like that when I was little.

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那又怎样说明不了什么

So? That doesn't mean anything.

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大家都过来请坐

Why don't we, uh, come on in, have a seat. Please.

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爸爸上高中时候是什么样子

So what was my dad like in high school?

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他的霹雳舞无人超越

Only the most amazing break-dancer ever.

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-不可能 -别刺激我你看你看

- No way. - Oh, don't fire it up. What? What?

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他柜子里有一个大匣子和一块硬纸板

He had a boom box and a piece of cardboard in his locker.

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-你那个舞叫什么名字 -O型区

- And what was your dance name? - O-Zone.

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我开车送他去搜星节目试镜

I drove him to his Star Search audition.

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顺便提一下试镜就是走个形式

Which is totally political, by the way.

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O型区

O-Zone.

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太搞笑了我以后就叫你这个

That is dead-ass funny. I'm so calling you that.

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谢谢

Thank you.

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你太走运了

Wow. You really lucked out.

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美丽娇妻豪华住房

You have a beautiful wife, a gorgeous house.

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还有一群孩子我都想把卢克带回家去

And those kids- I could take Luke home with me.

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不用跟我客气

Well, be my guest.

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真的赶紧把他带走吧

Seriously, you go right ahead.

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不行我喜欢这个家

No! I like it here!

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艾丽克斯宝贝看看你弟弟怎么了

Alex, honey, will you go find out what's wrong with your brother?

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遵命

Okay.

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如果可以的话我想去一下

You know, um, if it's okay, I think I'm just gonna use the, um-

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当然可以走廊尽头就是

Oh, yeah. Of course. Down the hall.

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-就在左手边很容易找到 -谢谢

- Left-hand side. You can't miss it. - Thanks.

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-我承认她人很棒 -是吗

- Okay, she's fantastic. -Yes?

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是我好愧疚

Yes. I feel awful.

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什么时候起我变得这么刻薄

When did I become this horribly cynical person...

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把别人都往坏处想

who assumes the worst about people?

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其实7年前我就发现...你才不是那种人

I first noticed it seven years- You're not.

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我太笨了请问

Such an idiot. Is it-

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-我带你过去没关系的 -谢谢

- Oh, I'll show you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. Thanks.

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我们要怎么做

So how are we gonna do this?

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我以为只要给你指一下门

I thought I'd just point at the door.

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-所以我只想着 -我也是这么想的

- So I was thinking - I was thinking too.

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这个是我酒店的房卡

Here... is my hotel room key.

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随时欢迎你

You can come by whenever you want.

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今天早上挺有意思的是吧

That was funny this morning, huh-

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红灯的时候我刚好停在你的车旁边

when I pulled up next to you at that stoplight?

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有意思

Funny?

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对当时我正在和我老公打电话

Yeah. Because I was on the phone with my partner...

291

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谈论他的上司多讨厌他的上司

talking about how horrible his boss was- his.

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然后你刚好停下所以

And then you pull up. So-

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不管怎么说很高兴路上碰见你

Anyway, I'm glad I ran into you.

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我担心他们要把开庭日期提前

I'm getting worried they're gonna move up our court date.

295

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所以你要全力做好准备

I need you to bust ass preparing.

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因为一旦周一叫我们去开庭

'Cause if they call us on Monday-

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一定要现在看吗

Uh, you need to get that?

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不是没关系只是一张

No. It's fine. It's just a...

299

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我女儿第一次站起来的照片

picture of my daughter standing for the first time.

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可以理解确实值得庆祝

Yeah, they do that. It's a big day.

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无论如何明天你还要来加班

Anyway, I need you here tomorrow.

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我知道明天是周日但是

I know it's a Sunday, but,

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你肯定会准时到的好吗

uh, you think you can be on time, okay?

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其实明天我有事

Actually, um, I have plans tomorrow,

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就不来了

uh, so I won't be here.

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我打算明天待在家里

I-I have plans to stay at home

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和家人一起什么都不做就这样

with my family and do absolutely nothing. Okay.

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不过周一我还是会来上班

But I will see you on Monday.

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你的意思是这事你说了算

So, you're in charge now, is that it?

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我才意识到既然我女儿都能站起来

Well, I just figure if my daughter can stand up,

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我也应该起身反抗

then so can I.

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好了最近大家加班都很辛苦

All right, look. We've all been working hard lately, okay?

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但这是工作性质决定的

But that's the job.

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明天不来你就永远不用来了

So either come in tomorrow or don't bother coming back again.

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好吧

Okay.

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还得用一下证件

Need the, uh, I.D. to

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乘电梯下楼奔向自由

make the elevator go down to freedom...

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还有咖啡配合我的行头

and this to complete my set.

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乌龟爬行动物宠物

Turtle, reptile, pet.

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小壳·斯坦龟不仅仅是一只乌龟

Shel Turtlestein was many things.

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再说下去我就要哭了

I don't think I can do this without crying.

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不如我们直接跳到吃冷盘的环节吧

Maybe we should just get to the cold cuts.

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我们想听完

Well, we wanna hear it.

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杰要不你去念吧

Jay, why don't you read it?

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是你"送它上路"的记得吗

You were with him at the end. Remember?

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"小壳·斯坦龟不仅仅是一只乌龟"

"Shel Turtlestein was many things,"

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"最重要的是它是我的朋友"

"but above all, he was my friend."

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"当菲奥娜·冈德森拒绝我的约会请求"

"When I didn't get a date with Fiona Gunderson,"

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"有小壳的见证"

"Shel was there."

330

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"当我落选特维的角色"

"When I didn't get to play the part of Tevye,"

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"有小壳的见证"

"Shel was there."

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"而当一只浣熊闯入我的房间"

"And when a raccoon broke into my room,"

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"不幸的是小壳也在"

"unfortunately, Shel was there.

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"跟这位朋友我说过很多话"

"I said a lot of things to my friend,"

335

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"但最终却来不及跟它说一句再见"

"but the one thing I never got to say was good-bye."

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等一下我知道它是怎么死的了

Stop. I know what really happened.

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-是吗 -我床边上有一包薯条

- You do? - I left a bag of chips near my bed.

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浣熊肯定是闻到味了是我害死了小壳

The raccoon must have smelled it. It's my fault he's dead.

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对不起小壳

Sorry, Shel.

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杰有什么话要跟曼尼说吗

Jay, you don't have anything to say to Manny?

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好吧

Yeah.

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曼尼

Manny.

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小壳不会怪你的

Shel forgives you.

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谢谢

Thank you.

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丹妮丝

Oh, Denise.

346

00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:04,350

这些照片太棒了谢谢你

These pictures are amazing. Thank you.

347

00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:06,980

亲爱的你还是卷发呢

Sweetie, that perm.

348

00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:09,320

确切地说是杰里卷

Technically, that's a Jheri curl.

349

00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,610

我特喜欢照相今天还给自己照了一张

I just love to take pictures. I took this one of myself today.

350

00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:18,240

话说我去开一瓶红酒

You know what? I'm gonna open a bottle of wine.

351

00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,500

不要千万不要

No. No. That's the worst idea.

352

00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:23,290

别开我没那个心情

No, no. I'm not in the mood.

353

00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:25,370

我是怎么了像个狼孩一样

What am I, raised by a pack of wolves?

354

00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,170

嗨别闹了

Hey. Come on now.

355

00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,250

亲爱的

Honey.

356

00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,510

你对丹妮丝的判断也不是一点道理没有

You weren't completely wrong about Denise.

357

00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:33,130

-为什么这么说 -她想要我

- How's that? - She wants me.

358

00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:36,260

-干什么 -那个干她

- To do what? - It. Her.

359

00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:39,600

我说Facebook上的女人不正经

Oh. Oh, this is because of the thing I said about Facebook...

360

00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,850

大家都在上面约炮所以你失望了

and everybody's hooking up, and now you're disappointed.

361

00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:45,390

不是她对着我大口咬空气像这样

No. She bit the air right in front of me. Like that.

362

00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,400

而且你看她塞给我一个什么

And then look what she tried to give me.

363

00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,440

-需要我帮忙吗 -不用了

- Anything I can help with? - No.

364

00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,360

我找不到开瓶器了

I just- I can't find my corkscrew.

365

00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,620

-摸我 -好了丹妮丝

- Touch me. - Okay. Denise,

366

00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,240

肯定是有什么地方让你误会了

I think somewhere along the line you got the wrong idea.

367

00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,160

我脑袋里充满想入"菲菲"的误会

My head is full of wrong ideas.

368

00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:03,120

-你的品味真不赖克莱尔 -谢谢

- You have such great taste, Claire. - Thank you.

369

00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,080

菲尔当年也是很有品"味"的

I remember Phil used to have really good taste too.

370

00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:08,080

-我用点洗手液 -找到了

- Let me get a little of this. - Oh, here it is.

371

00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:09,800

菲尔拿几个杯子过来

Phil, would you mind grabbing us a couple glasses?

372

00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,340

没问题

You betcha.

373

00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:12,550

-要我帮忙"抓"什么吗 -不用

- Need me to grab anything? - No!

374

00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:15,170

-这样太离谱了 -我知道

- Okay, this is so wrong. - I know.

375

00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,380

-有她在更刺激不是吗 -不是

- It's way more exciting when she's in the room, isn't it? -No.

376

00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,280

我还留着拉拉队队长的衣服

I still have my cheerleader outfit.

377

00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:19,920

我也是

So do I.

378

00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,180

但还是不能这样那个怎么碎了

But this still can't happen. When did that break?

379

00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:26,440

-你怎么退却了 -我根本没想乱来

- Why are you wussing out? - I never wussed in.

380

00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,520

那你在Facebook上写那些是为什么

What about all those things you wrote on Facebook?

381

00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:30,940

"你还好吗我脖子好疼"

"How was your day? My neck is so sore."

382

00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:33,010

怎么大家都要把留言说的那么下流

Why do people keep adding voices to these things?

383

00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:33,900

我没别的意思

I didn't mean anything.

384

00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:35,750

你是说我在这段关系上

Are you telling me that I wasted a year

385

00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,240

浪费了一年时间

of my life on this relationship?

386

00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,580

什么关系

What relationship?

387

00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,340

还有多少女人被你勾引了

How many other women have you led on?

388

00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:41,510

靠我怎么知道

No, I don't know!

389

00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,110

菲尔

Phil?

390

00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:47,120

菲尔亲爱的

Phil, honey.

391

00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,570

记不记得我们第一次约会的时候

Do you remember when you broke your arm

392

00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,000

你的胳膊受伤了

when we were first dating?

393

00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,000

记得我在冰上摔倒了

Yeah, uh, when I slipped on the ice.

394

00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:56,260

是啊奇怪了这张照片里

Right. That's so weird. Because in this picture,

395

00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:59,220

你带着受伤的胳膊坐在丹妮丝旁边

you're sitting with Denise and you have a broken arm, so-

396

00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,300

是是挺奇怪

Yeah, that's- that's weird.

397

00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:04,430

-你和我约会的时候和她还没断呢 -不是

- So you were still dating her when you started dating me? - No.

398

00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,230

-菲尔 -可能是吧

- Phil? - Yeah. Maybe.

399

00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,230

有段时间我横跨两条船

There was a time, a little overlap...

400

00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,760

当时我打算和丹妮丝分手

when, uh, I was trying to break things off with Denise.

401

00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,310

那你还带我去圣达菲

You took me to Santa Fe.

402

00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,030

圣达菲你当时说是带你爸爸去

Santa Fe? Phil, you told me that was your father.

403

00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:19,090

我知道你们很"新疼" 但其实都是旧伤

Okay, I know the pain is fresh, but the lie is really old.

404

00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:22,530

我来就是个错误我走了

You know, this was a mistake. I'm gonna leave.

405

00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:25,330

克莱尔我要是你就把他踢出家门

Claire, if I were you, I would kick him out.

406

00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,630

可能他会更加感激你

Maybe he'd appreciate you

407

00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,870

让他尝到孤身一人在酒店过夜的滋味

more after he spent a lonely night in a hotel.

408

00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,250

在机场旁的雷迪森酒店

At the Radisson, by the airport.

409

00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,210

-你辞职了 -感觉太棒了

- You quit? - It was amazing.

410

00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,920

在你眼前的是一个全新的我小卡

No, no. This is the new me, Cam.

411

00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:40,630

我再也不会让别人主宰我的生活

I am not letting people run my life anymore.

412

00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,180

我应该紧张才对但我反而为你激动

I should be nervous, but I'm not. I'm excited for you.

413

00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,560

没错这太令人激动了太激动了

Yes! It's exciting! It's exciting.

414

00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,600

你听从了自己内心的想法值得庆祝

Because you followed your heart, and that is worth celebrating.

415

00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:50,560

小卡我觉得自己

Cam, I just feel-

416

00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:53,690

彻底解放了

so liberated.

417

00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,530

我不会去捡起来的

And I'm not picking it up.

418

00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,780

-我喜欢你这样 -我也是

- I like this guy. - I do too.

419

00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,070

当然我们以后要节俭一些

Yes, we'll have to cut back a little bit.

420

00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,400

但这值得不是吗

But isn't it worth it if you feel

421

00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,200

第一次为自己而活

like you're living your life for the first time?

422

00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:06,200

-太值得了 -那我们还等什么

- Totally. - What were we even waiting for?

423

00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,200

你重操旧业当音乐老师

You will go back to teaching music,

424

00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:10,830

我休息几个月再找一份工作

and then I'll just find something in a... few months.

425

00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,420

在那之前我们只管坐下来

And until then, all we need to do is just sit back...

426

00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,500

看着我们的小千金快乐成长

and watch this little miracle here dazzle us.

427

00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:19,010

-我好激动 -我也是

- I'm tingling. - I am too.

428

00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:22,090

我的心似乎从没这么充实过

It's like my heart is full for the first time in forever.

429

00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,590

老天心跳得好快

Oh, God, it's really pounding.

430

00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:25,940

我能感受到

It's like I feel the weight of

431

00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,310

我的胸口充满了一切可能

endless possibilities just sitting on my chest-

432

00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:29,620

她什么表现都没有小卡

She is not doing anything, Cam.

433

00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:30,790

你不是慌乱了吧

You're not panicking, are you?

434

00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:32,390

-我当然慌乱了 -你别慌乱

- Of course I am panicking. - No. Don't panic.

435

00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:33,170

你一乱我也乱

If you panic, I panic!

436

00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,170

我刚辞职了小卡老天啊

I just quit my job. Cam! My God.

437

00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:37,220

米奇尔我过惯了好日子

Mitchell, I am used to nice things.

438

00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:38,590

以后要怎么办

What are we gonna do?

439

00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:39,930

别慌镇定下来

Okay. No, no. Just calm down.

440

00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:40,760

我来规划一下该怎么办

This is what we're gonna do.

441

00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,250

我要我要用我的看家本领

I am going to- I'm gonna do what I'm trained to do.

442

00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,840

为达目的不惜说谎

I am going to lie, grovel, debase myself

443

00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,430

卑躬屈膝自我贬低

until I get what I want.

444

00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:47,640

我可是律师妈的

I am a lawyer, damn it.

445

00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:48,660

米奇尔

Mitchell!

446

00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,310

不要

No.

447

00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,900

提醒的好忘了打领带

Oh, no, you're right. The tie.

448

00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:55,030

我是说我们一定能找到更合适你

No. We'll find something better for you,

449

00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:57,030

而且对大家都好的办法

something that works for all of us.

450

00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:59,280

没有备用方案的小卡

There's no Plan "B" here, Cam.

451

00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:03,580

我们要还房贷还要养个孩子

We have a mortgage. We have- We have a child to support.

452

00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,700

一切都会好的

Hey, it's gonna be okay.

453

00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,870

我们肯定有办法

We're gonna figure it out.

454

00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,620

我只希望你开心你一定会开心的

I just want you to be happy, and you will be happy.

455

00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,290

这才是值得庆祝的事

And that is something worth toasting.

456

00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,090

喝那个便宜的吧

Let's just drink the cheap stuff,

457

00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,420

那瓶贵的我们转手卖掉吧

'cause we might have to sell that bottle.

458

00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:26,060

说谎太多容易失眠

It's hard to sleep in a bed of lies.

459

00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:28,130

对不对杰

Isn't it, Jay?

460

00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:29,630

小孩记性很差

Kids get over these things pretty quick.

461

00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,730

没准他现在像婴儿一样熟睡呢

He's probably sleeping like a baby right now.

462

00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:34,940

他肯定是清醒着的满心愧疚

I'm sure he's wide awake, full of guilt.

463

00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,030

反正我要睡觉了

Well, I'm going to sleep.

464

00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:48,410

妈的

Damn it!

465

00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,840

你好杰

Hello, Jay.

466

00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,880

-你怎么不睡 -我在等待

- What are you doing up? - Waiting.

467

00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,230

等什么

Waiting for what?

468

00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:02,010

等真相浣熊不是凶手对吗

The truth. It wasn't a raccoon, was it?

469

00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:05,220

好了好了被你发现了是我的错

Oh, all right. You got me. I killed Shel.

470

00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:07,600

行了吧对不起我不是故意的

All right? I'm sorry. It was an accident.

471

00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,140

你当时为什么不说实话

Why didn't you just tell me?

472

00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,480

我不想惹你生气

Because I didn't want you to be upset with me.

473

00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,060

我们一开始关系很僵

You and I got off to a rocky start.

474

00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:15,980

最近好不容易相处融洽了

Lately, it's been pretty good.

475

00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:17,990

我害怕毁了这一切

I was afraid I'd mess all that up

476

00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,970

所以不想让你知道是我杀死了你的宠物

if you knew that I was the one that killed your pet.

477

00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,470

但你现在不仅杀了我的宠物

Now you're the guy who killed my pet

478

00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,870

还编了个愚蠢的谎言

and made a stupid lie about it.

479

00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:23,870

我不觉得那是个愚蠢的谎言

Well, I don't think it was stupid.

480

00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:25,170

我以为挺聪明的

I thought it was pretty clever.

481

00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:29,690

我只是不想重蹈覆辙

I was just trying to avoid past mistakes.

482

00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,040

听着

Look.

483

00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:34,440

我知道我现在无法弥补对你造成的伤害

I know I can't make things all better right now,

484

00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,140

但我相信以后会的

but maybe over time.

485

00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,420

也许吧

Maybe.

486

00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,710

好好睡吧

Get some rest.

487

00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:42,330

既然你已经坦白了我也该坦白

Since we're confessing things,

488

00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:44,370

还记得你车上的抓痕吗

you know that scratch on your car?

489

00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,250

就是一直擦不掉的那个记得

The one that can't be buffed out? Yeah?

490

00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:48,210

你应该猜得到是怎么回事

You should probably know how it happened.

491

00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,300

我知道是怎么回事

I know how it happened.

492

00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,470

是浣熊干的

Raccoon did it.

493

00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:56,590

-晚安杰 -晚安小家伙

- Good night, Jay. -Good night, kid.

494

00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:00,700

我最大的成就

Best thing I ever did

495

00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,030

就是辞了份烂工作自己创业

was quit a miserable job and start my own business.

496

00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,890

-谢谢老爸 -不过自己创业也不容易

- Thanks, Dad. - No, it's not gonna be easy.

497

00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:07,350

所以我和歌洛莉亚来送你个东西

That's why Gloria and I wanna give you a little something

498

00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,640

帮你渡过难关

to help you through it.

499

00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,190

爸爸我不能

No, Dad, I can't.

500

00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,730

一定要给你米奇

No. I want to, Mitch.

501

00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:15,240

辞职之后我特别想

Okay, but, I mean, as soon as I'm back on my feet, I really want to-

502

00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,450

爸爸不要你

Oh. Oh, Dad. No. You-

503

00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:21,410

20年前我的宠物蛇死了你就想给我这个的

You tried to give me this 20 years ago when my pet snake died.

504

00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,250

-是吗 -是

- I did? -Yes.

505

00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:26,080

-叫扎扎·戈波娃 -这名字真可爱

- Zsa Zsa Gaboa? - Oh, that's adorable.

506

00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,630

你当时真不知道他是同性恋

And you really didn't know that he was gay?

507

00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:30,710

我该知道的对吧

I must've, right?

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