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　　Phil带着Luke到自家地下室探宝，虽然Phil心生恐惧，但为救儿子仍冒险进去。Manny不想参加学校派对，因为他不想坐过山车，Gloria设计要Manny直面恐惧。Lily突然开口叫妈咪，情绪低落的Mitchell 和Cameron认为也许Lily更需要一个妈妈，不过当他们知道Lily的妈咪是谁后，他们的心情豁然开朗。

中英字幕

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我最怕什么让我想想

What am I most afraid of? Hmm. Let's see.

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全球变暖还有考试拿B

Global warming... and getting a "B."

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午夜凶铃

The phone ringing in the middle of the night.

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怕自己太过追求完美

That I'm too much of a perfectionist.

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亲爱的这不是应聘面试

Honey, this isn't a job interview.

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噢老天

Oh, man.

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最怕应聘面试

Job interviews.

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-我无所畏惧 -对哦那鸽子呢

- Nothing. - Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?

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我不喜欢鸽子太奸诈

Oh, I don't like them. They're shifty.

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-失去米奇尔 -噢

- Losing Mitchell. - Oh!

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-酒店床单 -呃

- Hotel bedspreads. - Ooh.

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拿不到驾照

Never getting my driver's license.

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或者是驾照上的照片很丑

Or getting one and the picture sucks.

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孤独终老

Dying alone.

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海莉亲爱的找到你的鞋了吗

Oh, Haley, sweetie, did you find your shoes?

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妈拜托今天别烦我

Mom, please, not today.

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我只想知道你找到鞋没

I just wanted to know if you found your shoes.

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别缠着我了我现在紧张死了

Why are you hounding me? I'm freaking out right now.

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放松不过是路考而已

You need to relax. It's just a driver's test.

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是我的第三次路考如果再考不过

It's my third driver's test, and if I fail again,

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要等六个月才能再考

I have to wait six months to retake it.

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意味着还要坐半年你开的车

That's six more months of you driving me everywhere.

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然后我就说"我绝对不会穿的"

Then I'm, like, "There's no way I'm wearing that."

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-她就说"如果你不穿 -别老说"就"

- And she was, like. "Well, if you don't wear it, -Like

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那就没得玩"

then you can't play."

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-然后我就说"我无所谓" -亲爱的就

- And then I was, like, "That's fine by me." - Honey, like.

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-然后她就说"如果你不玩" -就就

- And then she was, like, "Well, if you don't play" - Like! Like!

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-妈 -别老说"就"了

- Mom! -Stop! Stop saying "Like" All the time.

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-别给我丢脸 -别说了就就就

- You're embarrassing me! - Stop it! Like, like, like, like, aah!

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海莉我找到你的外套了

Haley. Found your jacket.

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怎么都跟我过不去我的神啊

Why is everyone on me? God!

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-别管她 -她一心不能二用

- Ignore her. - She can't focus on two things at once.

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这对司机来说倒是好品质

Always a good quality in a driver.

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宝贝我们得去给你买今晚穿的舞鞋

Sweetie, we need to get you some shoes for the dance tonight.

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不需要我不去

No, we don't. I'm not going.

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你说什么

What are you talking about?

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你为什么不去跳舞

Why would you not be going to the dance?

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因为学校的舞会很没劲

Because school dances are lame.

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一群稚嫩男生

A bunch of immature boys

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表面上假装成熟

trying to impress you with how cool they are...

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实则是乳臭未干的呆瓜

when they're really just a bunch of dorks.

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准备好去下面探险了吗伙伴

Ready to go down under, mate?

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是的

Yes.

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你们要干什么

What are you doing?

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寻宝

Treasure hunting.

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几天前有线电视修理工去了屋子下面

A few days ago, the cable guy was under the house.

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他走的时候跟海莉说

When he was leaving, he said to Haley,

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"哇下面的藏品真丰富"

"Wow. That's quite a collection you've got down there."

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问题是我们不知道下面有什么

Here's the thing. We have no idea what he's talking about.

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整个星期以来卢克和我越来越好奇

All week, Luke and I have been getting more and more

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那些东西是什么

excited about what it could be.

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我猜是很酷的旧杂志

I bet it's really cool old magazines.

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有可能或者是动物牙齿做的项链

Yeah. Or a bunch of necklaces made out of animal teeth.

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或者是虫子琥珀

Or bugs frozen in amber.

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如果是几瓶好酒呢

What if it's really expensive bottles of wine?

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或者是一套盔甲

Or a suit of armor.

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如果是古老的印第安箭头呢

What if there's ancient Indian arrowheads under there?

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-说不定是金条呢 -你觉得是吗

- What if it's gold bars? - Oh, you think?

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神啊你们为什么不直接去下面看看

For God sakes, why don't you go under the house and look?

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摩登家庭

第一季第十六集

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小卡这个娃娃从哪来的

Hey, Cam. Cam, where did we get this dolly from?

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珍妮丝和奥利维亚给的

From Janice and Olivia.

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她们昨天拿过来的莉莉很喜欢

They brought it over yesterday. Lily loves it.

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有太多"蕾丝边"了就跟她们一样

Seems a little frilly, you know, coming from them.

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就因为她们是拉拉吗

What, because they're lesbians?

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你不觉得这是偏见吗

That's sort of an offense stereotype, don't you think?

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是啊抱歉

Yeah, I suppose. I'm sorry.

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她们把咖啡机还回来了吗

Oh, hey, did they bring back our coffee maker?

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没太大了她们是骑摩托车过来的

No. It was too big. They were on their motorcycle.

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我们跟莉莉的儿科医生初次见面时很尴尬

We got off to an awkward start with our pediatrician,

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她是个热心的亚裔女性

a very nice Asian lady-

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-别走题 -叫作缪拉医生

- Irrelevant. - Named Dr. Miura.

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于是我冒昧请她过来吃早午餐

So I took the bold step of inviting her over for brunch.

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抱歉你说冒昧

I'm sorry. Uh, bold?

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她说之前没有病人请过她

She said no patient had ever done it before.

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是啊潜台词就是"这很奇怪"

Yeah. Subtext, "This is weird."

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我不觉得有潜台词

I didn't hear any subtext.

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现在也觉得没有吗

Do you hear any now?

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真不知道为什么要这样

I don't even know why we're doing this.

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因为万一哪天莉莉病了

Because what if Lily gets sick

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抗病毒药又短缺了

and there's a Tamiflu shortage?

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你觉得谁会拿到药

Who do you think's gonna get that medicine?

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当然是她喜欢的病人了

The patient she likes, that's who.

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那你给她烤个蛋糕

Well, maybe if you bake her a cake,

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也许就能免费照X光了

she'll give us free X-rays.

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要套近乎搞好交情

It's all about making connections.

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你以为牙医为什么老免费送我东西

Why do you think the dentist gives me all that free stuff?

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因为他是个女王受对你情深难自拔

Um, because he's a huge queen and he has a big crush on you.

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真的吗你这么觉得吗

Really? Do you think so?

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-妈妈 -怎么了

- Mom? - Hmm?

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我发烧了

I have a fever.

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宝贝过来让我摸摸看

Ay, mi amor. Come here and I feel you.

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我不想传染给你可能会致命的

Ooh. I don't wanna get you sick. It could be fatal.

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那站在我身边就可以吗

Then by all means, stand next to me.

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让我量一下你的体温

Let me feel you.

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宝贝你没有发烧

Ay, papi, but you're not warm.

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可能是因为你在做饭手温高

Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm.

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我明天还是不去参加派对了安全起见

I better skip the party tomorrow just to be safe.

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是啊明天的派对

Oh. Yeah, the party.

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-怎么了 -派对啊

- What? - The party.

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我只明白了五分之一

I understand about 20% of what goes on around here.

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明天的派对在游乐场举办

The party is at an amusement park,

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-曼尼怕坐过山车 -可怜的孩子

- and Manny's afraid of roller coasters. - Poor kid.

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不知道他的胆小是遗传谁的

I don't know where he gets his fear from...

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他的爸爸什么都不怕

because his father's not afraid of anything.

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不怕公牛不恐高

No bulls, no heights,

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不怕电梯和高速行驶的车

no helicopters, no fast cars-

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但是跟他一起去吃饭等结账的时候

But go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come.

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你可以从他眼里看到恐惧

Then you'll see fear in his eyes.

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好像服务生是鬼似的

Like the waiter's a ghost.

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-兴奋吗 -是啊

- Excited? - Yeah.

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我们就像庞塞·德莱昂和他儿子小庞塞

We're like Ponce de Leon and his son, Little Ponce.

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{\an8}[庞塞·德莱昂 15世纪西班牙探险家]

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-他们是谁 -著名的寻宝家

-Who's that? - Famous treasure hunters.

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他叫庞塞他在我们学校会被嘲笑的

His name was Ponce? He'd get made fun of at my school.

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他们可能会叫他"瓶塞"

They'd probably call him "Pants."

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瓶塞

Pants.

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或者"高级皮条客"

Or maybe, um, "Fancy Ponce."

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这个说得好

That's a good one.

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好了

All right.

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我们开始吧

Let's do this.

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-你还好吧爸爸 -恩我还好

- You okay, Dad? - Yeah. Yeah, I am.

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没事这个算什么

Yep. Gonna take a little more

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困在黑漆漆的小洞里与野兽共舞

than getting trapped in a small, dark space with a wild animal

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-可吓不到你老爸 -好吧

- to rattle your old man. - All right.

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当父亲的永远都不想在孩子面前露怯

You never want your kids to see you scared.

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你想成为他们心中的坚石

You wanna be that rock

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在暴风来临时让他们依靠

that they can grab ahold of in a stormy sea.

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实际上石头会沉底那就当漂浮的石头

Actually, a rock would sink. So a floating rock.

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重新说一遍风很大你有很多张纸在手

Let's start over. It's windy, and you've got a lot of papers.

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好了我们开始吧

Okay. Let's do this, buddy.

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好了侦查成功

Okay! Good recon.

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知道地形了所以

Got the lay of the land, so-

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我们不进去吗

Aren't we going in?

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不我们进去

Yep, we are.

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但是用上滑雪护目镜和烧烤工具会更有趣吧

But won't it be fun if we did it with ski goggles and barbecue tools?

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-应该是的 -对

- I guess. - Yeah.

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-就这么干 -好的

- Yeah. Let's do that. - All right.

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我想说你这身衣服真好看

Can I just say that is a lovely outfit.

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谢谢

Oh. Thank you.

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你不穿白大褂挺好看的

Well, it's just nice to see you out of your lab coat.

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你身材很好

You actually have quite a nice figure.

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差不多行了

Take it down a notch.

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我们是在结交朋友不是找3P伙伴

We're trying to make a friend, not initiate a three-way.

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莉莉看起来很健康

Lily looks great.

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真的吗

Do you think so?

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她的牙齿不够多吧

Shouldn't she have more teeth?

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我看公园里跑来跑去的孩子们

I see these kids running around at the park,

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牙齿锋利得像鲨鱼

and they look like sharks.

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不用担心她很好是不是呀莉莉

Don't worry. She's perfect. Aren't you, Lily?

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她跟你一起好乖

Oh, look how calm she is with you.

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一般见到生人她都没这么安静的

She's usually very fidgety around new people.

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她大概是觉得

Well, I just think she senses

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你会是她在平日里

you're gonna be a good friend for her...

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和流感季节的好朋友

during good times and- and flu season.

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妈咪

Mommy.

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她刚刚...

Did she just-

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她刚刚说...

Did she just say-

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她开口说的第一个字

Well, her first word...

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是每一个男同父亲最糟的噩梦

was every gay father's worst nightmare.

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-"妈咪" -心绞痛

- "Mommy." - Oh.

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杰他不承认

Jay, he won't admit it,

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但是我知道曼尼因为错过派对而伤心

but I know that Manny's sad because he's missing the party.

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我们带他出去散散心吧

Why don't we take him somewhere to take his mind off it, hmm?

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我就知道他怕过山车

I could have guessed he'd have trouble with roller coasters.

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每次他坐在理发店的转椅上

That kid gets woozy at barbershops

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店员把他转向镜子他都会头晕

when they spin his chair towards the mirror.

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带他去码头钓鱼怎么样曼尼

How about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh? Manny!

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-他喜欢钓鱼 -是啊

- He likes to fish? - Yeah.

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他的祖上都是渔夫和走私贩

He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers.

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但我支持钓鱼

But I encourage the fishing.

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曼尼你喜欢钓鱼吗

Manny, you like to fish?

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钓鱼喜欢啊

Fishing? Yeah.

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今天想去码头吗

You want to go to the pier today?

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-是要测试我有没有生病吗 -不是的

- Is this a trick to see if I'm really sick? - No.

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也许新鲜空气会让你好受点

Maybe the fresh air will make you feel better.

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那好啊因为没有什么地方

Well, then yeah, 'cause there's no place

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-能让我更加... -滚去拿你的外套吧

- where I'm more at one with - just get your coat.

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-你紧张吗 -闭嘴艾丽克斯

- Are you nervous? - Shut up, Alex.

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我只是问问换做我肯定会紧张

I was just asking. I'd be nervous if I were you.

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艾丽克斯别惹你姐姐她没事的

Alex, leave your sister alone. She's gonna be fine.

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只要不是同一个监考员他很刻薄

As long as I don't get the same guy. He's so mean.

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-很可能会遇上 -不会的

- You probably will. - You won't.

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-他讨厌我 -他不讨厌你

- He hates me. -He doesn't hate you.

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-他吼我 -你把车开到灌木丛里去了

- He yelled at me. - You drove into the bushes.

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天啊是他别叫我别叫我

Oh, no. It's him. Please don't be for me. Please don't be for me.

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别叫我别叫我你好

Please don't be for me. Please don't be me. Hi.

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谢天谢地

Oh, thank God.

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快来我待会还有事

Well, come on. I don't have all day.

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我要吐了

I'm gonna throw up.

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不会的你这样办

Okay, no. This is what you're gonna do.

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你进到车里系好安全带

You're gonna get in that car, put on your seat belt...

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深呼吸三下放松

and take three deep breaths and relax.

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那家伙每天见几百个小孩

This guy sees hundreds of kids every day.

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-他很可能不记得你了好吗 -好的

- He probably doesn't even remember you, all right? - Okay.

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开始了两次不过的

Yo. Let's move it, two strikes.

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这不止三下深呼吸了亲爱的

That's more than three breaths, honey.

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这次好多了吧

See how much better this is?

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把卡车放进去拍摄视频

The truck goes in. It gets video.

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然后我们就能知道下面有什么了

And then we get a preview of whatever's in there.

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多妙啊

How ingenious is that, huh?

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你是害怕不敢进去吗

Are you just scared to go in?

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怎么这么说

Why would you say that?

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你把头伸进去的时候尖叫了一下

Well, when you stuck your head in, you screamed a little.

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跟你说了那是房子的声音

I told you. That was the house settling.

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再说这样酷多了航天航空局就这样

Besides, this is so much cooler. This is how NASA does it.

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现在把迷你读书灯递给我

Now, hand me the ltty Bitty Book Light.

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行了这就完工了

Yeah. Final piece of the puzzle.

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冲啊

Blast off.

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-爸爸 -恩

- Hey, Dad? - Yeah?

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不知道路你怎么控制车的方向呢

How are you supposed to steer if you don't know where you're going?

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时刻注意着靠感觉了

Stay in the present, buddy. Gotta do it by feel.

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就像绝地武士那样

Gotta get all Jedi on it.

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-你把我的车弄丢了吗 -没有

- Did you just lose my truck? - No.

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-你把我的车弄丢了 -我没有

- You just lost my truck! - No, I didn't!

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那是我的车外公才送给我的

That was my truck! Grandpa just gave it to me!

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-跟你说了要时刻注意着的 -别吼我

- I told you to stay in the present! - Stop yelling!

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-休战 -好的抱歉

- Truce? - Yeah. Sorry.

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真美味

This is delicious.

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谢谢

Oh. Thank you.

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食谱来自《已故美食家》杂志

The recipe's from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine.

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为何我所爱之物都要离我而去

Why do all the things I love go away?

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听我说我觉得她没说那个词

Look, I don't even think she said the "M" Word.

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不我们听到了再清楚不过了

No, we heard it. It was clear as day.

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我不知道我们做错了什么

I- I just don't know what we've done wrong.

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我特地辞职在家里带她

I quit my job so I could stay at home with her.

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也许这还不够

But maybe it's not enough.

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也许我们没能满足

Maybe we're not providing her

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她需要的女性气息

with the feminine energy that she needs.

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那个我觉得你不必太放在心上

Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about that.

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你知道这是因为你是亚洲人对吧

You- You know it's because you're Asian, right?

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-小卡 -不抱歉什么

- Cam. - No, I'm sorry. What?

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我应该对房间里的"大熊猫"视而不见吗

Am I just supposed to ignore the giant panda in the room?

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熊猫是中国的而我...算了

Pandas are from China. I- Well, it doesn't matter.

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好吧我这位歇斯底里的伴侣

Okay, okay. I think what my hysterical partner

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是想说我就替你说了

is just trying to say, if I may,

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莉莉生命的前六个月里

that for the first six months of her life,

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是在孤儿院由一位热心的亚洲女性抚养

Lily was raised by very loving Asian women, in an orphanage,

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她和莉莉的感情很深

with whom she clearly bonded.

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然后你带着你的亚洲气息来了

And then suddenly you come in with all of your Asian-ness...

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以及胸部子宫女性特征

and-and-and breasts and womb, lady bits-

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唤起了她的回忆我...

and it all just comes rushing back to her, and I-

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你们真的是反应过度了

You guys are overreacting.

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莉莉肯定只是随意发出了两个音节

I'm sure Lily just strung a couple of random syllables together,

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听起来刚好像那个词而已

and they happen to sound something like that word.

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仅此而已

But that's all.

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-你真的这么想吗 -当然

- Do you really think that? - Of course.

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她说的对她说的对

She's right. She's right.

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我们太可笑了

We're being ridiculous.

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我们太可笑了

We're being ridiculous.

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你的爸爸们很可笑哦

Your daddies are being ridiculous.

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妈咪

Mommy.

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好吧

Okay. Well-

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-塔克先生 -不不不

- Mr. Tucker - No, no, no.

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她做出了决定她要个妈妈

She's made her choice! She's made her choice.

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-好了左转 -在这里吗

- All right, left turn. - Here?

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-对在十字路口 -好的

- At the intersection, yeah. - Okay.

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左转

Left.

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-什么 -我说左转但是你右转了

- What? - I said left. You're going right.

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不等等我在努力了好不好

Wait. No, wait. I'm trying, okay?

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靠边停车

Pull over.

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-不我做得到的 -立刻靠边停车

- No, I can do this! - Pull over now.

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你哭什么

Why are you crying?

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你为什么讨厌我

Why do you hate me?

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要命海莉我不讨厌你

Oh, hell. Haley, I don't hate you.

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你看上去是个好女孩让我想起了我女儿

You seem like a nice girl. You remind me of my daughter.

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所以我希望你快乐长寿

Which is why I want you to live a long and happy life...

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安全行车不要伤到我女儿

and be safe and not hurt my daughter.

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我真的很想拿到驾照

I really want my license.

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我练了很久我发誓

I've been practicing a lot, I swear.

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-你会酒后驾驶吗 -不会的长官

- You gonna drink and drive? - No, sir.

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-驾驶时发短信 -不会的长官

- You gonna text and drive? - No, sir.

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好吧我们再考一次

All right. Let's start this from the beginning.

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你能不能先笑一笑

Could you smile first?

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你笑的话我就不会这么紧张了

I'll be less nervous if you smile.

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好吧似乎没什么用

Okay, that didn't help.

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开车吧

Just go.

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今天是捕大比目鱼的好日子

Today feels like a good day for halibut.

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杰我有没有跟你说过

Hey, Jay, did I ever tell you about the time...

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我用黄油和果冻做鱼饵

I used peanut butter and jelly for bait

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钓到一条长尾鲨

and I caught a thresher shark?

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不记得了你跟我讲过很多趣事

I don't know. You tell me a lot of funny things.

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为什么从这边走

Why are we going this way?

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这边也可以到

It's just another way to go.

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不妙有情况

Uh-oh. Something's going on.

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你在说什么

What are you talking about?

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醒醒吧老男人

Wake up, old man.

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她想让我去坐那个过山车

She's trying to get me on that roller coaster.

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-不她不会的 -我就是这么想的

- No, she's not. - Yes, I am.

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-什么 -我就说吧

- What? - Told you.

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曼尼你得直面自己的恐惧

Manny, you have to face your fears.

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这就是我们来这儿的目的吗

That's why we're here?

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你怎么不先跟我知会一声

Why didn't you let me in on your little plan?

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因为你最不擅长说谎了

Because you're the worst liar.

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他肯定会看穿你的

He would have seen right through you.

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我不想坐过山车

I don't wanna go on the roller coaster.

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曼尼你以前不敢给烧烤点火

Manny, you were afraid to light the barbecue,

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但是现在你的眉毛已经长回来了

but now your eyebrows have grown back...

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你烤的三文鱼超级美味

and your salmon is legendary.

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-万一我掉下来呢 -我会接住你的

- What if I fall out? - I will catch you.

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那不可能他会把你碾成肉酱的

That's not possible. He would crush you.

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要是我吐了呢

What if I throw up?

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我帮你清理反正也不是第一次

I will clean it up. It wouldn't be the first time.

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天我穿了双新鞋

Geez, these are new shoes.

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你不会放弃的是不是

You're not gonna let up, are you?

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宝贝你心里很清楚的

Baby, I think you know the answer.

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好吧去克服恐惧吧

Fine. Let's get it over with.

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我的勇敢儿子来吧杰

That's my boy. Vamos, Jay.

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不我才不去对背不好

No, I'm not going on that. That's bad for my back.

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-你的背没有受伤啊 -我耳水不平

- Your back is fine. - I got an inner-ear thing.

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-拜托别告诉我你也怕这个 -怕

- Oh, please. Don't tell me you're scared too. - Scared?

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"怕"字从何说起

What is this "Scared" Stuff from?

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我又不是小孩子我才不怕

What am I, a child? I'm not scared.

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看吧就说你不擅长说谎

You see? You're the worst liar.

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如果他不去那我也不去

Well, if he's not going, I'm not going.

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我的神啊好吧我自己去

Oh, for God's sake, fine! I'll go alone.

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给你拿好我的"女士"包

Here. Take my girlie purse

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你戴上我的"花边'帽

and you my floppy hat,

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二位如果需要的话那边有女士洗手间

and if you need it, there's the ladies' room.

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我的男子气概尚不足与之抗争

I'm not man enough to fight this.

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给你拿好包

Here. Hold my purse.

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要死

Oh, hell!

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-怎么这么久 -我不知道

- What's taking them so long? - I don't know.

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幸好没有间歇泉不然我早发疯了

The only reason I'm not panicking is I haven't seen a giant geyser.

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宝贝我知道你今晚不想去的原因

You know, honey, I think I know why you don't wanna go tonight.

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-因为学校舞会很没劲 -不

- Because school dances are lame? - No.

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-因为你不会跳舞 -才不是

- 'Cause you don't know how to dance. - That's not it.

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我可以帮你来吧

I can help you with that. Come on.

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-来吧 -我的天不要妈妈

- Come on. - Oh, God, no. No, Mom.

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来吧我曾经可是一代舞后

Oh, yeah. Back in the day, I was quite the dancer.

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我的天突然间明白你和老爸为何走到一起了

Oh, my God. You and Dad together suddenly makes so much sense.

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妈妈停下来停下来

Mom. Mom, stop. Stop.

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拜托别跳了我会跳舞

Please, stop. I know how to dance.

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我只是不想参与那个怪胎秀

I just don't wanna be part of that freak show.

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宝贝你是个漂亮女孩

Sweetheart, you're a beautiful girl.

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会有人邀请你跳舞的

Someone will ask you to dance.

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我知道但是太傻了

I know that. It's just stupid.

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会有人邀请你的

Somebody will ask you.

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为什么你老说这句

Why do you keep saying that?

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会有人邀请你跳舞的

Somebody will ask you.

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要是没有人邀请我呢

But what if they don't?

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亲爱的如果他们不邀请你

Honey, if they don't,

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那就照我跟你姐姐说的做

then you do the exact same thing I told your sister, okay?

344

00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,530

深呼吸三下放轻松

Take three deep breaths and relax.

345

00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:09,650

我连收到的建议都是二手货

Even the advice I get is a hand-me-down.

346

00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:12,740

妈我成功了我考过了

Mom, I did it! I passed!

347

00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:13,910

天啊

Oh, my God!

348

00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:15,740

-我拿到驾照了 -恭喜

- I got my license! - Congratulations!

349

00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,700

我拿到驾照了拿到驾照了

I have my license! I got my license!

350

00:15:17,790 --> 00:15:19,830

-车还没停好 -糟糕

- Car's not in "Park." - Oh. Oops.

351

00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,790

赶紧去拿驾照

You better run to that counter.

352

00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,920

-现在就去 -快跑

- Go. Right now. - Run! Run!

353

00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,800

还是不敢相信你把我的卡车弄丢了

Still can't believe you lost my truck.

354

00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,340

没了就是没了伙计忘了它吧

It's gone, buddy. Let it go.

355

00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:35,390

也许不去揭秘更好

You know, maybe it's better we don't solve this little mystery.

356

00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:38,810

有时想象中的宝藏更诱人

Sometimes treasure's more sparkly in your imagination.

357

00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:43,060

可能是金子棒球卡或者海盗藏宝图

Or it could be gold or baseball cards or pirate maps.

358

00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:45,980

你真的觉得下面可能有海盗藏宝图吗

Do you really think there could be pirate maps under there?

359

00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,480

我敢肯定是有可能的

I'm a hundred percent sure it's possible.

360

00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:52,110

-好吧我进去 -什么

- All right. I'm going in. - What?

361

00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,910

不是吧伙计

Really? Buddy.

362

00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:03,590

看到什么了

What do you see?

363

00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:06,090

什么都看不见下面真黑

Nothing. It's really dark in here.

364

00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:08,750

等等我看到我的车了

Wait a minute. I think I see my truck.

365

00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,130

它的旁边是...

It's right over there by the- Uh-oh.

366

00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:13,510

-怎么了 -我卡住了

- What? - I think I'm stuck.

367

00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,010

-卡在哪了 -我的皮带挂在管子上了

- How are you stuck? -My belt loop got caught on a pipe.

368

00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,640

-管子好烫 -试着摆动一下

- And it's hot. - Have you tried wiggling?

369

00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,770

爸爸好烫快来

Dad, it's hot! Hurry!

370

00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:24,480

-我来了伙计 -快来下面有蜘蛛

- I'm coming, buddy! - And hurry. There's spiders in here.

371

00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,480

就来了

Coming!

372

00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:31,530

抱歉给你带来不快

I'm sorry if we got all weird in there.

373

00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:33,140

不没事

No. It was fine.

374

00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:35,780

我们想说平时不是这样的

Well, we'd like to say it's different than how it usually is,

375

00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:38,580

不过你也知道那是假话了

but you've seen us enough to know that that's not true.

376

00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:39,410

听我说同志们

Guys, listen.

377

00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:42,290

我和我母亲的关系不太好

I had a very complicated relationship with my mother.

378

00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:45,580

她生于日本非常传统

She was born in Japan- crazy traditional.

379

00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:47,130

她不希望我成为医生

She didn't want me to become a doctor.

380

00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:48,790

她希望我结婚生子

She wanted me to get married and have kids.

381

00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,710

但是我父亲可以和我沟通

But my father, we would talk...

382

00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,470

他会听取我的想法

and he would actually listen to what I wanted.

383

00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:56,550

不管怎么样我想说

Anyway, what I'm trying to say...

384

00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:00,100

母亲的角色并不一定那么重要

is having a mother isn't always what it's cracked up to be.

385

00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,140

-谢谢 -谢谢

- Oh! Thank you. - Well, thank you.

386

00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,300

如果要我说

And if you ask me,

387

00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,410

能有你们两位如此慈爱的父亲

having two fathers who care as much as you do...

388

00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:09,860

莉莉真是世界上最幸运的小女孩了

makes Lily the luckiest little girl in the world.

389

00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,540

-谢谢 -谢谢你这么说

- Oh! Thank you so much. - Thank you. Thank you for that.

390

00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:13,630

-你人真好 -谢谢

- That's very sweet. Thanks. - Thank you.

391

00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:16,210

你和你妈妈现在关系怎么样

And how are things with you and your mom now?

392

00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,970

如果我是个典型的传统亚洲女人她就高兴了

The only way she'll be happy is if I'm some Asian stereotype.

393

00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:24,050

但那不是我

But that just isn't me.

394

00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:30,100

我不知道后面有垃圾桶

I didn't see those!

395

00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,810

-我来了伙计 -我在这

- I'm coming, buddy. - Over here.

396

00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:40,940

蜘...蛛网要命

That's... a spider web. Oh, God.

397

00:17:41,030 --> 00:17:42,530

我儿子有困难了

My boy was in trouble,

398

00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:46,110

于是我忘却恐惧跑去救他

so I put my fears aside, and I came to his rescue.

399

00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,450

这样我算是英雄了吗

Now, does that make me a hero?

400

00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:50,200

当然是了

Yes, it does.

401

00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,160

不会有事的

Everything's gonna be okay.

402

00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:56,120

不会有事的

Hey. Everything's gonna be okay.

403

00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:58,500

-好了 -谢谢爸爸

- There. - Thanks, Dad.

404

00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:01,130

父亲就该救孩子于危难之中我们出去吧

Hey, that's what dads do. Let's get out of here.

405

00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,880

-我想拿回我的车 -真的吗

- I want my truck. - Really?

406

00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,010

它是我的圣诞礼物

It was a Christmas gift.

407

00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:08,090

你能去把它捡回来吗

Could you go get it?

408

00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:11,390

可以可以

Yeah. Yeah.

409

00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:14,680

没问题我们钻过去

Sure. Let's go- Let's go through it.

410

00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,900

好了就在这

Yeah. There it is.

411

00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,320

拿到了

Got it.

412

00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,660

-你还好吗 -嗯你好吗

- You okay? -Yeah. Are you okay?

413

00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:31,740

你知道吗我没事

You know what? I am okay.

414

00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:34,430

我们成功了

We did it.

415

00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:38,540

我们到房子下面来了

We're under the house.

416

00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:41,330

怎么样我们进来了

What the heck. We're down here.

417

00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,750

-不如看看下面有什么吧 -好啊

- Why don't we see what we got, huh? - Yeah.

418

00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,920

两个无畏的冒险者

Two intrepid explorers...

419

00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:51,800

踏上了冒险的旅程

make their way on a journey-

420

00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,930

死尸

Dead bodies!

421

00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:56,810

我们报了警叫来了一群警探

We called the police and got a bunch of detectives over.

422

00:18:56,890 --> 00:19:00,190

结果那些是屋子前主人的万圣节装饰品

Turns out it was the last owner's Halloween decorations,

423

00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,190

真是搞笑

which is pretty funny.

424

00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:04,520

至少我是这么觉得

Least I thought it was.

425

00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:08,170

每个人都有怕的东西不是吗

Everybody's afraid of something, right?

426

00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:11,790

怕高怕小丑怕窄小的空间

Heights, clowns, tight spaces.

427

00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,100

喜欢吗杰

You like it, Jay?

428

00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,740

我做到了

I did it!

429

00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,320

这些都可以克服

Those are things you get over.

430

00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,540

然后我们还有孩子

But then there's our children.

431

00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,280

他们是否合群

Will they fit in?

432

00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,630

是否安全

Will they be safe?

433

00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:33,270

我们注定要担心一辈子

Those are fears you never get past.

434

00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,530

所以有时我们只能

So sometimes all you can do...

435

00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,860

深呼吸拥抱他们

is take a deep breath, pull 'em close...

436

00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:42,660

希望一切安好

and hope for the best.

437

00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,240

-再见 -注意路面

- Bye! - Eyes on the road.

438

00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:46,240

-爱你们 -注意路面

- Love you! - Eyes on the road.

439

00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:47,830

天啊

Oh, God.

440

00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:51,420

我是说人不可能事事顺心

I mean, things don't always work out.

441

00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,790

小卡她应该是想要娃娃了

Oh. Cam, I think she wants her doll.

442

00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,880

-我不知道在哪里 -妈咪

- I don't know where it is. - Mommy.

443

00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:03,850

妈咪

Mommy.

444

00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:05,760

一捏这娃娃它就会说"妈咪"

When you squeeze the doll, it says "Mommy."

445

00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:08,020

-你之前知道吗 -毫不知情

- Did-Did you know that - Not a clue.

446

00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,310

娃娃说的"妈咪"

The doll says "Mommy."

447

00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,850

-是娃娃说的"妈咪" -娃娃说的

- The doll says "Mommy." - The doll says "Mommy."

448

00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:17,280

若事事顺心则要珍惜当下

But you gotta love it when they do.

449

00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:22,950

-爸爸 -什么事

- Hey, Dad. - Hmm?

450

00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:25,160

妈妈说阁楼里有个旧行李箱

Mom says there's an old trunk in the attic.

451

00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,240

是的我爷爷的旧扁平行李箱

Oh, yeah. My grandpa's old steamer trunk.

452

00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:30,250

我看的一个电影里面有一个行李箱

In this movie I saw, there was this old trunk...

453

00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,040

和一间秘室

and there's a secret compartment.

454

00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,660

打开以后里面有很多幅画

And when you opened it, there was a whole bunch of paintings,

455

00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,990

都是战争时期藏起来的大画家的作品

by the world's greatest painters, hidden in the war.

456

00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:40,140

我爷爷参与过战争

My grandpa was in the war.

457

00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,730

我们要上去看一看吗

Should we go up there?

458

00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:43,520

绝对的说不定里面是钻石呢

Totally. It could also be diamonds.

459

00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,530

或者是日本武士军刀

Or a samurai sword.

460

00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:46,380

或者是《独立宣言》

Or the Declaration of Independence.

461

00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:51,700

阁楼里有什么并不重要

You know, it almost doesn't even matter what's up there.

462

00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:54,820

重要的是怎么花用它换来的钱

What matters is what you do with the money from what's up there.

463

00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:56,620

我们可以买艘汽艇

We could get a motorboat.

464

00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,290

或者下水道清理机器人

Or a robotic gutter cleaner.

465

00:20:58,410 --> 00:21:01,620

-或者室内泳池 -或者双人潜水艇

- Or an indoor pool. - Or a two-man submarine.

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