[10:42.00]Scarlett Johansson? (blows raspberry) Tired. Scarlett Johansson?
[10:44.24]老掉牙了
[10:48.14]Oh, l get it. You got this chick in bed by offering her the cover. 噢 我懂了
[10:50.13]你想和她上床 条件是让她上杂志封面
[10:53.41]- Forget it. lt's been set for weeks. - l control half this magazine. 死心吧 几周前就敲定了
[10:55.54]这杂志一半在我掌控下
[10:57.28]- l want her on the cover. - And l control the half 我要她上杂志封面
[11:00.52]that actually does the work, and l'm saying no freakin' way. 杂志的另一半由我控制 这一半才是杂志的灵魂
[11:01.92]我要说的是 绝对没门
[11:14.94]l know this is a little uncomfortable, but rinsing the hair with cold water 我知道这样弄有点 不舒服
[11:17.24]但用冷水清洗头发
[11:18.94]closes the cuticles and smoothes the hair. 能保护角质层 理顺头发
[11:25.45]- Hey, Hilda. - Hey. 嘿 Hilda
[11:28.05]- Hey, Aunt Betty. - Why aren't you in school? 嘿
[11:28.37]嘿 Betty姑姑
[11:30.92]l agreed to let him skip gym to be my hair model. 你怎么不在学校啊?
[11:31.10]我同意他逃体育课 如果他答应做我的发型模特
[11:33.55]- She made me do a couple push-ups. - Why aren't you at work? 她叫我做了几个俯卧撑
[11:37.53]Well, l tried. But l couldn't suck it up. 你不是在上班吗
[11:37.90]嗯 我试了下
[11:41.76]lt was just really hard. l don't know, maybe l should just quit. 但我 我受不了 真是个难题
[11:44.31]我不知道如何是好 我辞职算了
[11:46.10]Justin, go towel off. You, sit. Justin 去喝杯东西
[11:49.30]They say that 50 percent of this job is listening, 你 过来坐好了
[11:50.06]他们常说这工作 有一半是聆听
[11:51.91]and you are in desperate need of ''hairapy.'' 你急需“发廊式心理咨询”
[12:03.42]- Miss Slater! - Do l know you? Slater小姐
[12:06.15]- No. - Then stop talking to me. - 我认识你吗 - 呃 不认识
[12:06.89]那么别再和我说话
[12:09.92]- l guess my meeting is canceled. - Don't take it personally. 我猜我的会面取消了
[12:13.09]She made Dolce wait three hours and Gabbana five. She hates Gabbana. 别太在意 有一次她让Dolce 等了三个小时 让Gabbana等了五个小时 (注:Dolce&Gabbana是国际知名服装品牌)
[12:16.70]She never forgave him for something that she can't remember. 她很讨厌Gabbana
[12:16.94]她为了一件 想不起是什么的事 到现在一直恨他
[12:19.87](Wilhelmina) Marc! Marc!
[12:22.07]Ooh. Bulgy. 我… 噢…
[12:23.00]激突
[12:26.01]Well, it was great while it lasted. See ya. 那么…
[12:27.66]有希望是快乐的 再见了
[12:31.05]Hey, wait. 嘿 等等
[12:32.85]l actually feel bad for you, and l never feel bad for anyone. 我真的为你感到难过
[12:35.27]还有我从没对 任何人感到难过 过来
[12:36.85]Here.
[12:37.92]You can have Tuesday at ten. 你周二早上十点再过来吧
[12:43.62]Lindsay will be back in rehab by then anyway. 反正Lindsay到那时候 也复职了(由她背这个黑锅)
[12:46.13]l don't know how to thank you. Wait, l do! 真不知道该怎么谢你
[12:48.15]等等 我想到了