[33:40.98]And l never told anybody this, but his name was Bill Cosby. 我从没跟任何人讲过这个 他的名字叫Bill Cosby
[33:46.02]You didn't. 你不是吧
[33:47.35]l have the audio tape to prove it. 我有磁带为证
[33:49.26]He has a very distinctive voice. 他的嗓音非常独特
[33:51.89]You know, we've been talking a lot about me. 你瞧…
[33:53.83]我们已经谈了我的很多事了
[33:57.66]- And it's been fun... - You want to know one of my secrets? 也很有意思
[33:59.05]好吧 你是想知道我的秘密吗?
[34:01.23]You want to kiss me, don't you? 你想吻我 对吗?
[34:03.70]Back in Scotland, l have a husband. 在苏格兰的时候 我有个丈夫
[34:07.84]- You just got 1 0% more interesting. - He's an insurance auditor. 呜! 只比刚才好玩10%而已
[34:11.71]- OK, five percent. - Oh, believe me, it was less. 他是个保险审计师
[34:11.82]好吧 只有5%了
[34:14.45]The only time it got exciting was when he'd come home drunk 哦 相信我 比这还要不好玩
[34:14.60]你瞧 唯一值得激动的时候 就是他喝醉了酒回家
[34:17.55]and he'd start throwing the furniture around. 他就开始乱扔家具
[34:20.09]So one morning, l woke up, 所以 有天早晨我醒来后
[34:23.22]l made Stuart his breakfast, and off l went to the airport. 我给Stuart做了早饭 然后就离开去了机场
[34:27.33]To this day, he has no idea where l am. 直到今天 他也不知道我去哪儿了
[34:31.83]There is so much more to you than that accent. 这事对你来说比那独特口音 (对我来说)厉害多了
[34:36.57]- You can kiss me now if you want to. - You are all about sex, aren't you? 如果你想的话 现在就可以吻我
[34:38.54]老天! 你满脑子就想着做爱 是吗?
[34:40.41]You do not have one secret that's not about sex. 你没有一个秘密不是关于性爱的
[34:45.55]l do have one. 哦 不 我还真有一个(与性爱无关的)
[34:47.41]The woman whose room this is... was a friend of my family's. 这房间的女主人是我家的一位朋友
[34:52.15]What? You knew Fey Sommers before you got this job? 什么?
[34:53.75]你来这儿工作前就认识Fey Sommers了?
[34:56.19]lt's how l got this job. 这就是我能得到这份工作的原因
[34:58.26]My dad handled her money. 我父亲帮她理财
[35:00.49]And he asked her to hook me up after my acting career... hit a bit of a snag 他求她在我结束演员生涯后 给我份工作…
[35:06.00]and voila, the birth of lifetime receptionist Amanda Tanen. 遇到点麻烦 然后 你瞧--
[35:07.87]一辈子前台小姐命的 Amanda Tanen就横空出世了
[35:11.54]We should toast to secrets. 我们该为这些秘密干杯
[35:17.38]Empty. 酒没了
[35:21.45]Up we go... 快爬起来
[35:29.86]Hello. 乖乖
[35:35.83]Hey, how you doing? l'm looking for something for my kid. 嘿 你好吗?
[35:37.29]我在给我儿子找点东西
[35:39.27]He's in a school play. l don't know, like a card or something. 他 呃 他要在学校表舞台剧
[35:40.60]我不知道 大概是像-- 像卡片之类的东西
[35:42.47]He's always wanted those teeth whitening strips. 嘿 你知道吗? 他一直想要 那些牙齿增白贴片
[35:45.20]We're all out. You should go. 我们已经打烊了 你快走吧
[35:48.41]Oye, chico, what are you talking about? 噢 Chico 你在说什么呢?
[35:59.92]Don't move! 不许动
[36:10.90]Ooh, ooh! Try today's date. 哦 哦 哦! 试试今天的日期
[36:13.63]Why would Fey Sommers use today's date? Fey Sommers干嘛要用今天的日期?
[36:16.20]You tell me! 你说呢!
[36:17.50]We've tried her birthday, we've tried her address... 好吧 我们试了她的生日 试了她的地址
[36:21.64]Her measurements. 哦! 她的身材尺寸
[36:22.88]- l don't know them. - l do. Her real ones. - 我不知道啊 - 我知道!
[36:24.83]她的真实尺寸!
[36:30.32]- (both gasp) - Ooh! 噢 里面有些什么?
[36:31.85]What's in there? l want money and jewelry! - 我希望是钱和珠宝 - 看起来象是她的日记