烦人的橙子 橙子和梨子被外星西兰花(花椰菜)抓走了。最后橙子凭着自己地球人无人能及的“口才”成为小青花菜们的新领导者。一口通吃么?
Close Encounters of the Annoying Kind 花椰菜外星人英语字幕：
梨子：Wow! Look at that sky! It is beatiful! Check it out, Orange! There's Caseopia, and that one
烦人的橙子： Hey! Hey, Onion!
梨子：What? No! It's-it's name is-
烦人的橙子： Look, Pear! It's Onion! Hey! Hey Onion!
梨子：Dude, It's not a Onion.
烦人的橙子： Wow! That's the biggest star i've ever seen!
梨子：That's not an Onion! It's... What the?
烦人的橙子： Whoa! What's that one called?
梨子：Wait a second. Orange, that's not a star.
烦人的橙子： Oooh! A light show!
梨子：Oh my God!
Orange & 梨子：(Screaming)
烦人的橙子： Whoa! What the?
梨子：Where are we?
西兰花奴仆: Ah. The specimens are conscious.
梨子：What was that?
烦人的橙子： It's Broccoli!
西兰花奴仆: Welcome to space, earthlings!
烦人的橙子： Space? Hey. Hey Broccoli!
西兰花奴仆: Quiet!
烦人的橙子： Jeez, I don't like this guys altitude. (Laughs)
西兰花奴仆: Silence! The leader approaches.
烦人的橙子： The bieber? (Gasps) Is Justin Bieber here? Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
西兰花奴仆: What? No I said leader.
烦人的橙子： Take me to your Bieber! (Laughs)
Suddenly the lights turn on revealing 5 other 西兰花奴仆s, and the floor gives way to reveal Broccoli
外星西兰花：(Laughs) All right Minions, SHOW ME THE MONEY! (Laughs) What do you have for me?
烦人的橙子： Hey! You must be the Bieber! Sing Baby, sing it! Do it now!
外星西兰花：Hold on there a second my little fruit basket.
烦人的橙子： (With a thermomoter in his mouth) Hey look Pear, I've got the Bieber Fever! (Laughs)
外星西兰花：Quiet! You know Orange, You're looking glimp right now.
梨子：Hey! Sorry about that. Orange gets a little excited sometimes. I think what he's trying to ask is, why are we here?
外星西兰花：Why are you here? You want the truth?
梨子：Yeah.
外星西兰花：YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! The truth of the matter is, you're about ot get the ride, of your life. (Chuckles)
烦人的橙子： (Chuckles)
外星西兰花：(Laughs)
烦人的橙子： (Laughs)
外星西兰花：(Laughs hysterically)
烦人的橙子： (Laughs hysterically)
外星西兰花：(Laughs hysterically)
烦人的橙子： (Laughs hysterically)
外星西兰花：(Laughs hysterically)
烦人的橙子： (Laughs hysterically)
外星西兰花：(Laughs hysterically) Silence! Bring in the Vivosector 9000.
Two 西兰花奴仆s bring in the Vivosector 9000, a giant disecting machine
烦人的橙子： Woh! It's a giant bedazzeler!
外星西兰花：No, it's not a bedazzler.
烦人的橙子： Bedazzle my jacket! Bedazzle my jacket!
外星西兰花：What the?
烦人的橙子： It needs more rhinestones. (Laughs)
外星西兰花：No, this machine is for disecting. You see Orange, we are traveling the universe, studying the most intelligent lifeforms we can find.
梨子：Um, I think you may have the wrong guy.
烦人的橙子： Yeah. Pear's not the brightest guy in the world.
梨子：(Sighs)
外星西兰花：SILENCE! It's time to see what you two are really made of. Vivosector 9000, target the intelligent life, and fire at will. (Laughs)
烦人的橙子： Hey Pear! Look what I can do! (Tounge flips) You try! (Tounge Flips)
The Vivosector 9000 searches for intelligent life looks at orange, but classifies him as unintelligent. It then target's broccoli, which it classifies as intelligent life.
外星西兰花：(Laughs) Oh Crap.
The Vivosector 9000 then fires at Broccoli, making him explode.
烦人的橙子： Woah! I didn't know this ship had cruise control! (Laughs)
外星西兰花奴仆#1: The leader is, no more.
外星西兰花奴仆#2: No more?
外星西兰花奴仆#1: No more. Long live, our new leader!
西兰花奴仆s: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
烦人的橙子： Yay! I'm the new Bieber!
外星西兰花奴仆#1: What is your first command, new leader?
烦人的橙子： Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...Oo! I know what we can do!
梨子：Oh boy, here we go.
The spaceship flies over to the moon, where it engraves Orange on it.
烦人的橙子： Yay! Now I'm a big star too! (Laughs)
梨子：Dude, that's not a star.
烦人的橙子： Shut up, Pear.
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