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0:00:01.80,	2月13日 下午5点
0:00:04.67,	Clive Bixby.	杰-来了 亲爱的 我的妈呀
0:00:06.15,	What a sexy surprise.	多么性感的惊喜啊
0:00:07.79,	Quick question.	快速问答
0:00:09.50,	Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?	你从天堂坠落时疼吗
0:00:11.67,	Because you--uh...	因为你
0:00:13.73,	I'm gonna come in again.	我重新来一次
0:00:14.84,	We are watching baby Joe on Valentine's Day	情人节我们得照看小宝贝乔
0:00:16.89,	so my dad and Gloria can...	方便我爸和歌洛莉亚可以
0:00:18.28,	- Make love. - Ew. Don't.	做爱-恶 别这样
0:00:19.98,	The point is, we are celebrating a day early.	重点是我们要提前一天庆祝节日
0:00:21.72,	So they can finally be intimate.	好让他们有空亲热
0:00:23.50,	You've... more than made that point.	你 说得太多了
0:00:25.07,	I'm just saying it's a long wait after giving birth.	我只是说他们生完孩子后已经等很久了
0:00:27.19,	Six weeks.	六周了
0:00:28.11,	I couldn't keep my hands off this one for that long.	我绝对没办法那么长时间不碰这位
0:00:31.26,	I can only imagine what Jay's going through.	我能想象杰该多痛苦
0:00:36.16,	Voila.	瞧
0:00:37.66,	Square knot. Impressive.	方结 真了不起
0:00:39.57,	I can make any kind of knot.	我可以打各种各样的结
0:00:41.29,	It's like I have a sailor in my mouth.	就像我嘴里有位水手似的
0:00:44.30,	I should check on the kids.	我得打探一下孩子们的情况
0:00:45.48,	Haley took 'em to a movie. She's not even gonna answer.	海莉带他们去看电影了 不会接的
0:00:47.68,	I know, but, sweetie, I have a good reason to worry.	我知道 但是亲爱的 我没办法不担心
0:00:49.90,	Luke had that nasty nosebleed this morning,	卢克早上鼻血流得厉害
0:00:51.63,	and Alex, as usual, fainted.	而艾丽克斯又一如既往地晕过去了
0:00:53.31,	She's fine, and Dunphy men get nosebleeds.	她没事的 而且邓菲家人容易流鼻血
0:00:55.34,	I told you this when we got married. It was in my vows.	我结婚的时候就告诉你了 誓词中有说
0:00:57.79,	I'm still a little unclear as to why you put them in your vows--	我还是有点不明白你为什么要在誓词中提这个
0:01:03.68,	Just finish that drink, pretty lady.	快喝完那杯饮料吧 美女
0:01:05.15,	We got a big night ahead of us.	我们要赶着过漫漫春宵呢
0:01:07.38,	Okay.	好吧
0:01:07.99,	First, we have a date with romance.	首先我们玩点儿风流浪漫
0:01:10.55,	A threesome, if you will.	3P 如果你愿意的话
0:01:12.56,	From here, we move on to an old-fashioned blimpnic.	接着我们将进行老式"飞船野餐"
0:01:14.75,	Now is that the one where the man has to face out at the woman...	是那种男人面对着女人...
0:01:18.05,	It's a picnic on a blimp.	在小飞船上野餐
0:01:20.52,	Champagne, cheese, and this beautiful city beneath us.	香槟 奶酪 美丽的城市尽收眼底
0:01:24.38,	That actually sounds really romantic.	听起来真浪漫
0:01:26.01,	After that, we swap our earplugs for some earmuffs,	之后我们摘下耳塞 换上御寒耳套
0:01:29.86,	And take a few moonlit turns around the local ice rink.	到溜冰场的月光下旋转飞舞
0:01:34.33,	From there, it's a quick trip back to the hotel,	接着 我们就迅速回到旅馆
0:01:37.98,	- where... - I'm spinning.	在那里-我觉得天旋地转
0:01:39.33,	Well, I wouldn't start with that,	我可不想以此开场
0:01:40.88,	but, uh, we--we can work our way up to it.	但是 我们可以慢慢达到那种境界
0:01:43.40,	No. I'm feeling really weird.	不是 我真的感觉不妙
0:01:45.30,	Catch that, Clive? Just tell me what you want.	听到了吗 克里夫 告诉我你想要什么
0:01:48.96,	Juliana?	朱莉安娜
0:01:51.00,	Claire?	克莱尔
0:01:52.12,	One of you needs to answer me.	你们俩得回答我一个啊
0:02:03.99,	第四季 第十五集
0:02:07.05,	Blood pressure's still good.	血压还正常
0:02:09.63,	I think I can send you home.	你可以回家了
0:02:11.39,	Great. So it was probably just low blood sugar or something?	太好了 只是因为低血糖吗
0:02:13.74,	See, honey? I told you it was nothing to worry about.	看吧 亲爱的 早就说没什么好担心的嘛
0:02:15.61,	Well, it's not nothing.	不是没什么
0:02:16.97,	You did have a small heart episode.	当时你确实有心动过速的情况
0:02:18.96,	Dr. Coben, this may have been my fault.	科本医生 那可能是我的错
0:02:20.71,	I think I was being... too sexy.	我当时可能 太性感了
0:02:24.18,	Yeah, I don't think that's an issue.	我不认为是那个问题
0:02:26.02,	You sure about that?	你确定吗
0:02:27.08,	Um, doctor, you're not saying that	医生 你的意思不是指
0:02:30.06,	I had a heart attack or something, right?	我是心脏病发作吧
0:02:31.54,	Not at all. What you have is a very minor arrhythmia,	不是 只是非常轻微的心律不齐
0:02:33.94,	known as wolff-parkinson-white syndrome.	也就是常说的预激综合征
0:02:36.17,	It's hereditary, so you're off the hook.	那是遗传性的 所以跟你没关系
0:02:38.86,	Oh, yeah. My mom has that.	对啊 我妈有这病
0:02:40.32,	We'll treat it with medication	我们会进行药物治疗
0:02:41.33,	and have you back in a couple of days.	你们几天后再回来
0:02:42.99,	In the meantime, just take it easy.	同时 悠着点就行了
0:02:44.68,	Okay. Thank you!	好的 谢谢
0:02:46.69,	I guess we should tell your dad	我们是不是该跟你爸说
0:02:47.58,	we can't watch the baby tomorrow.	我们明天照顾不了宝宝了
0:02:48.96,	No. No.	不行 不行
0:02:50.26,	I don't want everyone to know about this.	我不想让别人知道
0:02:51.73,	They're just gonna get worried	他们会担心的
0:02:52.96,	and--and make a bigger deal of it than it is.	然后小题大做
0:02:55.16,	Sweetheart, promise me?	亲爱的 答应我
0:02:56.35,	I promise. I know it's not that big a deal.	好啦我答应 我知道不是什么大事
0:02:58.80,	This is a huge deal...	那是非常大的事
0:03:02.34,	for which I'm partly responsible,	我绝对要负一点责任
0:03:03.93,	in spite of what Claire's lesbian doctor says.	不管克莱尔的拉拉医生怎么说
0:03:07.15,	Hey, honey, I was just reading about this wolff-white thing.	亲爱的 我在看这种病的相关资料
0:03:09.50,	It's not that serious. You're gonna be fine.	没那么严重 你会没事的
0:03:12.19,	I know.	我知道
0:03:15.97,	Who's ready to hit the ice?	有人想去滑冰吗
0:03:17.31,	What?-come on.	什么-拜托
0:03:18.71,	Somebody promised me a moonlit skate.	有人答应我去月下滑冰的
0:03:20.84,	But didn't the doctor say you needed to take it easy?	但医生不是让你悠着点吗
0:03:23.08,	Oh, that's just one of those things they have to say,	他们总是这样说啦
0:03:24.92,	Like, "You can't drink when you're pregnant."	比如怀孕的时候别喝酒
0:03:27.37,	Come on. We're not gonna seriously blow off valentine's day,	拜托 我们不能白白浪费了情人节啊
0:03:29.70,	are we?	对吧
0:03:30.57,	No. I just thought why... ice things down	不 我只是想为什么 要去溜"冰"
0:03:33.98,	when we could heat things up?	我们可以好好亲"热"
0:03:35.48,	- Oh, I like where this is going. - Right?	我喜欢这样-是吗
0:03:39.77,	Yes.-Yeah?	是啊-是吗
0:03:41.34,	Ye--no!	是 不
0:03:42.55,	Honey, I know what you're doing.	亲爱的 我知道你要干嘛
0:03:44.05,	You're treating me like a patient,	你把我当成个病人
0:03:45.26,	- and you promised that you wouldn't. - No.	但你答应过我不会这样的-不
0:03:46.64,	No, no, no, no, no. I just had a better idea.	不不不 我想到了个更好的点子
0:03:49.43,	What?	什么
0:03:50.02,	Side-by-side couples massage.	肩并肩夫妻按摩
0:03:52.89,	Just you, me, and a couple Cambodian guys	只有你和我 以及几个柬埔寨人
0:03:54.90,	to work us over good.	让我们全身爽翻天
0:03:56.11,	Specific.	真具体
0:03:58.87,	What is that?	什么声音
0:04:00.05,	You think the kids are home?	是孩子们回家了吗
0:04:01.99,	That sounds like more than our three.	好像不止我们家那三个
0:04:06.21,	They think we're not home, and they're having a party.	他们以为我们不在家 就开派对了
0:04:09.78,	- I'm killing them. - No, no, no. No, no, no.	我要杀了他们-不不不 不不不
0:04:11.90,	A--it's my turn to kill them.	首先 应该由我去杀了他们
0:04:14.27,	B--you need to order up those massages.	其次 你还得打电话叫按摩师
0:04:17.46,	It's under "Best number one U.S.A. Coca-cola good time massage."	在"顶尖美国可口可乐好时光按摩所"下面
0:04:23.99,	What the hell is going on?!	搞什么玩意儿啊
0:04:26.04,	Dad? What are you doing home?	爸 你怎么在家
0:04:27.72,	So this is how it is?	你们就这样吗
0:04:28.42,	We're gone for a minute, and you guys throw a party?	我们前脚出门 你们后脚就搞起了派对
0:04:30.22,	No!	没有
0:04:30.79,	Just texted mom we're having a good time at the movies.	刚给妈发短信说我们在电影院玩得很爽
0:04:32.76,	It works every t--aah!	每回都有效
0:04:34.03,	- So this is a regular thing? - No!	居然还经常这么搞-没有
0:04:36.33,	You know the drill. Coolers our b--aah--ack!	你们都很熟悉了吧 凉饮在后 面
0:04:38.80,	Enough! Turn off the music!	够了 把音响关掉
0:04:41.06,	Everybody who I did not create, get out of my house right now!	不是我生的 立刻给我滚出去
0:04:45.61,	I don't want to get upset.	我不想生气
0:04:47.06,	I've been through enough tonight.	我今晚已经够难受的了
0:04:48.54,	- What happened? - I'm not supposed to tell you.	出什么事了-我不该告诉你们的
0:04:51.31,	When you say it like that, we make it worse in our head.	你这么说 我们只会更乱想
0:04:53.17,	Fine. It's no big deal.	好吧 不是什么大事
0:04:55.72,	Your mother had to go to the hospital.	你们的妈妈进了趟医院
0:04:57.27,	- Oh, my god! - What?!	天呐-什么
0:04:58.01,	That is so much worse than it would be in our heads!	那比我们乱想的还要糟糕
0:04:59.93,	She's fine. She just passed out a little.	她没事 只是昏倒了一会
0:05:01.73,	Something to do with her heart.	心脏出了点毛病
0:05:02.71,	- Like a heart attack?! - Mom had a heart attack?!	难道是心脏病发作-妈妈心脏病发作了
0:05:04.45,	- Mom almost died of a heart attack?! - No!	妈妈几乎心脏病发作死了-不是
0:05:06.17,	She had a little episode, probably triggered by me.	她心脏出了点小毛病 很可能是我引发的
0:05:09.45,	She just needs to rest.	她休息休息就好了
0:05:11.20,	For once, let's not think about ourselves.	就这一次 我们别只想着我们自己
0:05:13.24,	Phil, everything okay?	菲尔 没什么事吧
0:05:15.14,	Fine! I'm coming!	没事 我来了
0:05:16.96,	Just act like everything's normal.	都表现正常点
0:05:18.51,	Oh, and if, uh, two Cambodian guys show up,	如果来了两个柬埔寨人
0:05:20.73,	Send them to our bedroom.	让他们去我们卧室
0:05:27.03,	Kids had a few friends over.	孩子们请了几个朋友来玩
0:05:29.93,	I handled it.	我都搞定了
0:05:30.87,	So you're good at handling things.	你很擅长"搞"定事情嘛
0:05:35.66,	You like?	喜欢不
0:05:36.45,	Me love, but is this appropriate massage wear?	我爱死了 但穿这做按摩不太合适吧
0:05:39.31,	They were busy, which is what we should be getting.	他们很忙的 我们也该"忙"起来
0:05:42.72,	Honey.	亲爱的
0:05:43.34,	Honey, are you sure this is okay for your--aah!	亲爱的 你确定心脏承受得住吗
0:05:47.50,	[Salty:咸的 下流的 猥亵的]
0:05:48.37,	Salty.	咸咸的
0:05:49.52,	I still have a few moves.	我技巧"咸"熟着呢
0:05:50.75,	Mm, that's the chips, sweetie.	是薯片的咸味 亲爱的
0:05:52.05,	- Oh, sorry. - Right.	对不住-没事儿
0:05:55.06,	Mom, we need to talk to you.	妈 我们需要和你谈谈
0:05:57.09,	Dad told us not to say anything,	爸让我们什么都别说
0:05:58.65,	But we're really worried about you.	但我们真的很担心你
0:06:00.20,	- You told them?! - No!	你告诉他们了-没有
0:06:01.69,	You had a heart attack?	你心脏病发作了
0:06:02.83,	- Phil! - That is not what I said.	菲尔-我可不是这么说的
0:06:04.80,	Kids, everything is fine.	孩子们 一切都很好
0:06:07.36,	- Call 9-1-1! - Oh, god!	快打911-上帝
0:06:08.55,	Her heart exploded!	她的心脏爆炸了
0:06:09.42,	Oh, my god! I did it again!	我的天 我又害了你
0:06:10.81,	Phil, it's your nose!	菲尔 是你的鼻血
0:06:13.36,	This is the one thing--	我就这么一个要求
0:06:14.45,	The one thing I ask from you is not to make a big deal of this,	我就这么一个要求 让你别小题大做
0:06:18.05,	And you couldn't even do that.	你却连这都做不到
0:06:19.28,	Honey, you need to stay calm.	亲爱的 你得保持冷静
0:06:20.69,	No, I don't, because I am fine.	不 我不用 我好得很
0:06:22.41,	We are all fine.	我们都很好
0:06:24.45,	- Oh, god. - Haley, revive your sister.	我的天-海莉 弄醒你的妹妹
0:06:33.68,	Not in the mood for an apology, Phil.	没心情听你道歉 菲尔
0:06:35.24,	Good, 'cause you're not gettin' one.	很好 我也没打算道歉
0:06:37.09,	I'm allowed to worry about you.	我有权担心你
0:06:39.01,	Yeah, when there's something to worry about.	是没错 但总得有担心的事出现吧
0:06:40.39,	But this was nothing. I told you, my mom has this.	但这压根没事 我跟你说了 我妈也这样
0:06:42.26,	Which I just found out about today.	但我却今天才知道
0:06:43.51,	How has that not come up in 20 years?	为什么过去20年都没这样
0:06:45.91,	I was... getting to it.	我到...年纪了呗
0:06:47.69,	Look, I know you feel like	我知道你总觉得
0:06:48.60,	you have to be the rock for this family	自己该是家里的顶梁柱
0:06:50.26,	and worry about everybody's boy problems and nosebleeds	女儿男朋友的事 儿子流鼻血的事
0:06:53.00,	And... who has enough greens.	蔬菜吃得够不够
0:06:54.80,	They're supposed to cover half the plate.	蔬菜就得占到半盘子
0:06:56.58,	Claire, stop it.	克莱尔 别这样了
0:06:57.98,	I'm saying you could let us take care of you	我是说你可以让我们来照顾你
0:06:59.95,	every once in a while.	时不时的
0:07:01.79,	Like for example, when you clutch your chest and collapse.	比如 你心脏不好晕倒的时候
0:07:05.93,	This house isn't gonna crumble in the dust	你柔弱一下子
0:07:07.45,	if you let yourself be vulnerable.	房子又不会就塌了
0:07:09.68,	We don't know that.	那可说不准
0:07:10.69,	We could find out.	我们可以试一试
0:07:15.93,	It was kind of scary.	我当时是有点害怕
0:07:18.36,	Of course.	我知道
0:07:21.03,	- Until I knew what it was, and then-- - Don't ruin it.	但我一知道是什么就...-别毁氛围
0:07:26.62,	I just have one more question.	我还有一个问题
0:07:29.75,	Did it hurt?	当时疼吗
0:07:31.00,	Well, I blacked out before I--	我还没怎么感觉就昏过去了
0:07:32.25,	When you fell from heaven?	当你从天堂坠落的时候
0:07:35.26,	Nailed it.	成功
0:07:44.55,	2月14日上午7:05
0:07:47.12,	You just take care of Claire. We got Joe.	你照顾好克莱尔 乔我们自己来
0:07:50.27,	Gloria?	歌洛莉亚
0:07:51.04,	Si, mi amor?	在 我的爱人
0:07:54.13,	Happy valentine's--	情人节快...
0:07:55.24,	Wait. Wait. Wait. Time-out.	等等 等等 先停一下
0:07:56.29,	That was Phil. They can't watch Joe today.	菲尔刚来电话 他们今天没法照顾乔了
0:07:58.55,	Claire was in the emergency room last night.	克莱尔昨天进了急诊室
0:08:00.72,	- Is she okay? - She's gonna be fine,	她还好吗-她没事
0:08:02.41,	- But, you know, she had a little bit-- - Okay, good.	-但你懂的 她有点... -那就行
0:08:04.06,	I love how you look in this suit.	你穿这套西装真是帅呆了
0:08:05.77,	Let's see how it looks on the floor, okay?	把它脱掉扔地板上看看怎么样 行不
0:08:07.88,	Okay, but I gotta be in a meeting in one hour.	好吧 但我一小时后要去开会
0:08:10.04,	Ay, that's so cute that after six weeks,	你真是傻得可爱 都六周没做了
0:08:11.88,	you think you're going to need an hour!	你竟然觉得你还能持续一小时
0:08:14.72,	Happy valentine's day!	情人节快乐
0:08:16.25,	It's the one time of the year	一年中就这么一天
0:08:17.37,	when the world tries to be as romantic as I am all the time.	全世界的人都想和平常的我一样浪漫
0:08:20.48,	- Good luck, world. - Get out.	-祝好运 世界 -滚出去
0:08:22.28,	Anyway, since you're almost done dressing Jay...	既然你都快帮杰穿好衣服了
0:08:24.27,	How about we head to school early?	我们今天就早点去学校吧
0:08:25.60,	I'll check my hair and meet you in the car.	我再去梳下头 我们车里见
0:08:29.88,	Gloria, I'll be back in two hours, tops.	歌洛莉亚 我最多2小时后就回来
0:08:32.39,	We decide who does what when you come back.	我们等你回来时 再决定体位 动作等问题
0:08:38.19,	I got a ticket running a red light...	我因为闯红灯收到一张罚单
0:08:39.62,	So let's make this worth it. Put the kid down.	我们好歹让我被罚得值 把孩子放下
0:08:41.90,	I can't. He's being a real Pritchett.	我不能 他现在是个典型的普里契特
0:08:43.92,	We need to come up with a different term for that.	我们不能用我的姓来代指臭脾气
0:08:45.79,	Watch.	瞧好了
0:08:49.47,	Watch.	瞧好了
0:08:51.80,	Okay, I used to have a TV got reception like that.	好吧 我以前有台电视接收信号也是时断时续
0:08:53.72,	Let me try. Hey, Joe Joe. Hey buddy.	我来试试 乔乔 嘿 小家伙
0:08:56.80,	Guy to guy,	男人之间悄悄说
0:08:57.69,	you're blocking me a little bit. You know that.	你现在有点阻碍我的好事哦 你知道的
0:08:59.13,	Yes, you do. Yes, you do, Joe.	你知道的 你知道的 乔
0:09:02.17,	Hey, how about a half-hour? What do you say, pal? Huh?	睡半小时怎么样 你觉得如何 小兄弟
0:09:04.94,	Can you do it?	你能做到吗
0:09:06.45,	Attaboy!	乖宝宝
0:09:08.50,	I've never been more attracted... to you.	你从未像此刻这般令我心动
0:09:10.54,	Prove it.	证明给我看
0:09:11.63,	- Are you kissing? - That's a bit of a mood killer.	你们在接吻吗-你可真会毁气氛
0:09:14.54,	My daddies kiss a lot.	我大爸二爸也经常接吻
0:09:15.94,	And flatlined.	彻底毁了
0:09:17.44,	Mitch and Cam are having a party for valentine's.	米奇和小卡要办个情人节派对
0:09:20.39,	Claire was supposed to take care of her,	克莱尔本来是要照顾她的
0:09:22.35,	but now she can't.	但她现在没法照顾了
0:09:23.82,	Lily, we're so happy to have you here.	莉莉 我们真高兴你来玩
0:09:27.50,	I have a big surprise for you!	我为你准备了一个大惊喜哦
0:09:29.54,	Look! A brand-new, shiny TV remote!	瞧 一个崭新的电视遥控器
0:09:32.36,	Looks complicated.	看上去好复杂哦
0:09:33.54,	Just keep hitting all those buttons until something good happens.	你就随便乱按 总会有好节目出现的
0:09:36.36,	[Button也指女人的性奋点]
0:09:36.63,	That's my plan, anyway.	反正我就是打算那样做的
0:09:40.82,	Where were all these distractions	怎么现在都来搅局啊
0:09:42.45,	the night that Joe was conceived?	我们造出乔的那晚他们怎么不来啊
0:09:44.21,	I'm kidding. He's a blessing.	我开玩笑的 他是个天赐的礼物
0:09:48.79,	Can I help you?	请问有何贵干
0:09:49.70,	Yeah, I'm Harlan. I'm here to do your baby proofing.	你好 我叫哈伦 我是来安装婴儿防护的
0:09:52.15,	Jay, I've been waiting for this appointment for weeks.	杰 我等这个预约已经等了几星期了
0:09:55.28,	I've waited longer for mine.	我的"预约"等得更久
0:09:56.67,	The human race has survived for a thousand years	人类安然无恙地存活一千多年了
0:09:59.27,	without these foam bumpers and--and gates everywhere.	都没用到这些泡沫保险杠和婴儿防护门
0:10:02.05,	Hell, I used to drive to the supermarket	老天 我以前开车去超市
0:10:03.63,	with Mitchell and Claire on the hood of the car.	米奇尔和克莱尔就坐在引擎盖上
0:10:05.41,	When did everybody get so overprotective?	什么时候大家都变得这么过度保护了
0:10:07.75,	Maybe when kids started flying off cars.	或许就从孩子们从车上飞出去开始
0:10:10.32,	How long?	需要多久
0:10:11.26,	Normally I have help, but Dale, uh...	通常我会有个帮手 但是戴尔...
0:10:13.11,	You met Dale at the shop. He's a tall guy.	你之前在店里见过戴尔 他是个大高个
0:10:14.51,	- He's my sister's kid-- - Hey, listen.	他是我姐姐的孩子-听着
0:10:15.65,	You and I are gonna bang this out in about an hour.	你和我要在1小时内把这些都装好
0:10:20.56,	Where do you want it?	你想装在哪儿
0:10:24.12,	I know a lot of people think that I'm attracted to Jay	我知道很多人都认为我喜欢杰
0:10:26.55,	because of his money, but they're wrong.	是因为他的钱 但他们都错了
0:10:29.40,	I'm attracted to him because he's sexy,	我被他吸引 是因为他很性感
0:10:32.11,	And he's never been sexier than today.	他今天更是性感爆棚
0:10:34.91,	The suit...	那身西装
0:10:36.49,	The carrying of the boxes...	扛盒子时威武雄壮的样子
0:10:38.42,	No, no. You listen to me.	不不 你给我听好了
0:10:40.26,	You've had my wife's car four days.	我妻子的车已经送过去4天了
0:10:42.30,	Figure out what that screeching noise is,	检查出那尖锐的摩擦声是怎么回事
0:10:43.93,	or you'll be making one yourself.	否则我就打得你尖叫不止
0:10:47.78,	The yelling on the phone...	对着电话霸气的训斥
0:10:49.51,	Give me that.	给我
0:10:55.09,	And the drilling.	以及"钻孔"的样子
0:10:57.17,	So much drilling.	钻得"好深好深"
0:10:58.90,	Time to go, Harlan.	你该走了 哈伦
0:11:00.75,	Okay. You want me to walk you through any of the--	好的 你需要我给你讲解一下...
0:11:02.39,	- No, we'll take it from here. - Okay. Uh, listen.	-不用了 我们自己来吧 -好吧 听着
0:11:04.17,	Give me a call if you have any trouble with the gates,	如果防护门出现问题 你们就给我打个电话
0:11:05.78,	because they're a little tricky, you know?	因为那些门有时候不太好用
0:11:07.53,	You gotta be gentle with it.	你们用的时候一定要轻轻的
0:11:09.01,	Ten seconds, or I start without you.	10秒钟 否则你不来我也"开工"了
0:11:11.27,	Ready or not, here I...	不管你准备好没有 我这就...
0:11:13.84,	Come on!	快开啊
0:11:14.68,	Okay, you have to lift it.	你必须得往上抬一下
0:11:15.89,	It's not a lift. It's a squeeze.	那不是抬的 是往里面挤的
0:11:17.12,	Okay, then squeeze it!	好吧 那你就挤啊
0:11:18.63,	I'm squeezing it! It's impossible!	我正在挤呢 根本打不开
0:11:20.55,	Jay, please.	杰 拜托
0:11:23.67,	Best day ever!	我最开心的一天
0:11:25.07,	I just got invited to a valentine's party by a secret admirer!	我刚被一个暗恋我的人邀请参加情人节派对
0:11:28.37,	- You should go. - Sounds great! Go!	你应该去-听着好棒啊 快去
0:11:30.54,	I obviously need to get dressed first.	我显然得盛装打扮一番
0:11:32.21,	Can you keep it under a half-hour?	你能控制在半小时以内吗
0:11:33.88,	You're funny.	你真搞笑
0:11:37.18,	Manny, come on. Let's go!	曼尼 快点 快走吧
0:11:39.21,	Relax.	放轻松
0:11:39.89,	You don't have to drive me. It's just down the street.	你不需要开车送我去 就在街尾
0:11:41.80,	Oh, I thought I... had to drive you.	我以为我 必须要送你呢
0:11:47.06,	What's with the hat?	你干嘛戴顶帽子
0:11:48.01,	My secret admirer requested	我的暗恋者要求
0:11:49.32,	I wear a hat with a feather in it.	我戴一顶有羽毛的帽子
0:11:51.10,	I'm like, "Which one?"	我就在想 哪顶啊
0:11:52.26,	Really?	是吗
0:11:53.80,	This secret admirer have any other requests?	那个暗恋者有其他要求吗
0:11:56.24,	Uh, yes.	是的
0:11:57.00,	She asked me to bring some poetry to recite at the party.	她还让我准备些诗歌 在派对上吟诵
0:12:01.05,	These, uh, kids at the party...	那些 参加派对的孩子
0:12:04.64,	they wouldn't be the popular ones by any chance?	他们应该不是那些受欢迎的孩子吧
0:12:07.24,	The most popular. Why?	都是最受欢迎的红人 怎么了
0:12:09.81,	No reason. Just... Have fun.	没什么 你 玩得开心
0:12:12.41,	I will.	我会的
0:12:22.93,	No, Jay.	不 杰
0:12:24.81,	It's squeeze.	需要往里面挤
0:12:35.57,	What? I have cigar breath?	怎么 我有口臭吗
0:12:37.44,	It's not you.	不是你的原因
0:12:38.64,	Ay. Did you already...	难道你已经射...
0:12:40.96,	What?	什么
0:12:42.50,	No!	不是
0:12:43.98,	No. I'm worried about Manny.	不 我是担心曼尼
0:12:46.05,	I think he's being set up for	我觉得他正步入一个陷阱
0:12:47.33,	some kind of humiliation at that party.	在派对上会大出洋相的
0:12:49.55,	Oh. That's so sweet of you to worry.	你为他担心 真是个好父亲的样子
0:12:52.33,	Just when you thought that you couldn't get any sexier.	我之前以为你的性感已经到顶 无法再突破了呢
0:12:55.20,	- Yeah, he's fine, right? - Yeah, he's fine.	-他会没事的 对吧 -嗯 他会没事的
0:12:58.93,	Come here...	快过来
0:13:00.64,	Oh, I think I gotta check on him.	我觉得我得去看看他
0:13:02.79,	There was something about some kind of secret admirer	他说有个什么暗恋他的人
0:13:05.51,	- getting him to... - Bring his poems?	让他...-带上他写的诗是吧
0:13:08.19,	Yeah, he told me when I was lint-rolling his jacket.	我给他的上衣除毛时他跟我说了
0:13:11.73,	And you're not worried it's a prank?	难道你不担心那是个恶作剧吗
0:13:13.42,	Of course I worry.	我当然担心了
0:13:14.81,	I worry about him all the time.	我总是为他担心
0:13:17.52,	But like you said,	但就像你说的
0:13:18.39,	we can't protect them from everything.	我们没法保护他们免受一切伤害
0:13:20.73,	So I'm just trying to, like, let go a little bit.	所以我是在试着 放开一点
0:13:24.26,	Let him ride on top of the car?	让他坐在车顶上吗
0:13:25.79,	No, that's just crazy.	不 那太疯狂了
0:13:28.32,	That's the hardest part, isn't it?	那是最难的一点 不是吗
0:13:31.65,	When you realize you can't stop the world from hurting them.	当你意识到你无法阻止这个世界伤害他们
0:13:35.03,	Now you're making me want to cry.	你说得我好想哭
0:13:38.26,	This is not what this day is all about.	今天不该这样的
0:13:39.97,	You're right.	你说得对
0:13:41.28,	Okay.	好
0:13:42.23,	I'll go and get us some champagne.	我去给我们拿点香槟来
0:13:43.85,	Good idea.	好主意
0:13:50.84,	Manny?	曼尼
0:13:52.62,	No, nothing.	不 没事
0:13:53.95,	Just wanted to know if everything is okay.	我就是想问问你还好吗
0:13:56.75,	Hi, honey. Sorry to bother you.	喂 乖女儿 抱歉打扰你
0:13:58.43,	I know you're resting.	我知道你在休息
0:13:59.71,	I heard you had a little scare last night.	我听说你昨晚晕倒了
0:14:02.48,	Hey, uh, when are you going back to the doctor?	你什么时候再去看医生
0:14:05.03,	cause if you want, I can go with you.	如果你愿意 我可以陪你一起去
0:14:13.80,	2月15日 上午9:30
0:14:19.27,	This year for Valentine's Day,	今年的情人节
0:14:21.01,	we decided to throw a lonely hearts party	我们决定给所有的单身朋友
0:14:22.97,	for all of our single friends.	办场"孤心派对"
0:14:24.53,	Sometimes when we're around them,	有时在他们周围
0:14:25.75,	we feel a little guilty for having found each other,	我们会为自己找到了真命天子而内疚
0:14:28.37,	like we're waving our love in their faces.	就好像我们对着他们的脸甩幸福似的
0:14:32.07,	There's gotta be a better way of saying that.	你非要说得让人想歪吗
0:14:33.94,	Anyway, it was supposed to be an elegant affair.	总之 我们本来打算办场高雅的派对
0:14:37.02,	Ogle me.	瞧我的媚眼
0:14:39.32,	Showtime. Put the cat away.	好戏要开始咯 把猫拿走
0:14:40.74,	Okay. Yeah. Great.	好的 好的
0:14:41.47,	- Oh, and, Mitchell, please... Hey. - Yeah?	-对了 米奇尔 -怎么了
0:14:43.81,	Please try to have fun tonight.	今晚你要放开了好好玩儿
0:14:45.03,	I always have fun.	我一直都很放得开啊
0:14:45.85,	No, I know you're great at stay-at-home fun	不 我知道你很擅长宅在家里玩儿
0:14:48.05,	and sit-on-the-couch fun,	或是窝在沙发里玩儿
0:14:49.04,	but this is party fun, and sometimes you--	但这是派对狂欢 而你有时...
0:14:50.85,	Okay, this is not fun.	行了 这样可不好玩
0:14:52.36,	Get the door.	去开门
0:14:54.72,	I will show you some fun.	让小哥我放开玩给你看
0:15:00.64,	Things got a little hazy after that.	那之后的事情就有点记不清了
0:15:09.85,	Hello?	喂
0:15:11.43,	Yeah, hi--hi, dad.	爸 你好
0:15:13.85,	No, no. I'm up. I am up.	不不 我起来了 起来了
0:15:16.36,	Yeah, bring her by at any time.	好 送她过来吧 随时都行
0:15:18.51,	Okay. Good night.	好 晚安
0:15:20.54,	Oh, Cam.	小卡
0:15:21.94,	Oh, god, that was some party last night.	天呐 昨晚还真是疯狂的派对啊
0:15:24.17,	Yeah. Well, I'm just glad you made it home safely.	是啊 我很高兴你安全回来了
0:15:27.07,	Wha--made--made it ho-- I don't--	什么 回来 我不...
0:15:28.37,	I don't even remember leaving the party.	我都不记得我离开过
0:15:30.14,	Oh, I-I think I got a little tipsy.	我好像是有点微醺
0:15:32.38,	Tipsy?	微醺
0:15:33.35,	You were like all of the "Mad Men."	你比《广告狂人》里的人喝得都醉
0:15:35.24,	Oh, no, no, no.	不 不 不
0:15:36.07,	Don't make it out like I did a lot of crazy, out of control--	别弄得就跟我有多疯狂 多失控似的
0:15:40.51,	I was hoping I dreamt that.	我以为那是我梦中的情景呢
0:15:42.88,	Come on. Like--like you've never had a few cocktails	行啦 就跟你没有在喝高之后
0:15:44.81,	and died a cat pink with cherry Kool-Aid.	用樱桃酒把猫染成粉色过似的
0:15:46.73,	Okay. Well, is there anything else you need to tell me about?	好吧 还有什么别的需要告诉我的吗
0:15:49.43,	Not that I remember.	我不记得有什么了
0:15:52.50,	I'm remembering this.	现在记起这事了
0:15:54.03,	Oh, my gosh, Mitchell,	天呐 米奇尔
0:15:55.19,	are these Burt and Dottie Winchell's	那是伯特和道迪·温切尔家的
0:15:56.72,	Christmas decorations? How could you?	圣诞节装饰物吗 你怎么能这样
0:15:58.97,	They never take them down, okay?	他们到现在都没收起来
0:16:00.66,	I was doing the whole neighborhood a favor.	我这是给整个社区做了件好事
0:16:03.51,	Oh, god.	天呐
0:16:04.21,	Cam, I... You know, I think-- I-I think there are pictures.	小卡 我觉得...好像还拍了照片
0:16:07.16,	I remember Pepper and Longinus were--okay.	我记得胡娇和朗吉娜...好吧
0:16:10.43,	Oh, my gosh. Those poor reindeer.	天呐 可怜的小驯鹿
0:16:12.88,	Oh, it seems like Prancer is the belle of the ball--	似乎"欢腾"才是派对之花啊
0:16:13.45,	["跳跃"和"悍妇"是圣诞老人的驯鹿的名字]
0:16:15.05,	No surprise there.	不出意料
0:16:16.58,	Oh. You must be Vixen.	你一定就是"悍妇"咯
0:16:18.16,	Okay. Okay. Not funny, Mitchell.	行了行了 这不好笑 米奇尔
0:16:19.94,	Look at this place. What were you thinking?	瞧瞧我们家 你脑子进水了吧
0:16:22.55,	Okay. Cam, I... Yes, I went a little nuts, all right?	小卡 我 我是有点疯狂过度了
0:16:25.36,	I-I'm sorry.	我很抱歉
0:16:26.15,	But I didn't do anything that can't be undone.	但我没做任何不能挽回的事啊
0:16:28.90,	Hey, roomies.	早啊室友们
0:16:31.23,	Hey, thank you so much for letting me move in here.	真的很感谢你们让我搬来住
0:16:36.65,	Yes. Could you excuse us for just a...	好 能让我们先单聊
0:16:39.01,	a moment, Dylan?	一会儿吗 迪兰
0:16:40.00,	Yeah. Take as much time as you need.	好 尽管聊别着急
0:16:41.60,	It's your house. I just live here now.	这是你们家 我只是住在这里而已
0:16:44.88,	Cam, did--did I tell him that he could live with us?	小卡 是我让他住进来的吗
0:16:47.10,	Obviously.-Oh,my god.	显然啊-天呐
0:16:48.65,	Was he even at our party?	他参加我们的派对了吗
0:16:49.77,	Yes. He's been driving a limousine for some company,	是的 他在某个公司做豪华轿车司机
0:16:52.20,	and J'marcus hired him for the night,	耶玛库斯昨晚雇了他
0:16:53.52,	and now he lives here. Are you all caught up there?	现在他搬来这里住了 你想起来没有
0:16:55.45,	I-I don't remember any of this.	我一点都不记得了
0:16:56.94,	Well, let's create a new memory--	那我们来创造新的记忆吧
0:16:57.87,	One where you tell him he can't live here.	你去告诉他 他不能住这里
0:17:01.18,	Can I say one short thing?	我能说句话吗
0:17:03.28,	I came to this house a broken man	昨晚来到这里时我心灰意冷
0:17:05.37,	after my mom threw me out for her new boyfriend.	我妈妈为了她的新男友把我赶出了家
0:17:08.22,	And then I found out	后来我又发现
0:17:08.88,	I was getting let go from the limo company	轿车公司要开除我
0:17:10.81,	the same night Haley goes to a party without me.	与此同时海莉又抛下我去参加派对
0:17:13.99,	So I had nothing and no one.	我一无所有 无依无靠
0:17:17.68,	And then you...	而你们
0:17:19.81,	Okay. Come on. Tell him.	赶紧的 告诉他
0:17:20.76,	Let him finish.	让他说完
0:17:22.34,	I'm sorry.	对不起
0:17:23.59,	I mean, gay dudes have always been nice to me--	我知道 同性恋们总是对我很好
0:17:27.34,	I mean, super nice.	超级好
0:17:28.77,	But nothing like this.	但从没有像你们这样的
0:17:30.85,	I guess what I'm trying to say is...	我想我要说的是
0:17:32.79,	Oh, my god. He's gonna sing.	天呐 他要开唱了吗
0:17:34.93,	*So many years living life underwater	多年来 凄凄惨惨地活着*
0:17:39.60,	*Came up for air in the room of your daughter	终于在 令媛的房间找到人间温暖*
0:17:44.50,	*I never knew I would find my answer	我从未想过 我会在*
0:17:48.38,	*In my ex-girlfriend's uncles' house	前女友舅舅家里找到答案*
0:17:52.08,	*With the tiny pink panther	有一只小小的粉色美洲豹相伴*
0:17:57.57,	Dylan, Dylan. I'm--I'm sorry.	迪兰 迪兰 打断下
0:17:59.75,	Oh, gosh, I--this is...	我的天 这真是
0:18:01.85,	This is really hard for me to say,	这真是太难说出口了
0:18:02.93,	but we--we just cannot...	但我们不能
0:18:06.87,	Not wash our cat.	不去把猫洗一下
0:18:09.99,	I'm sorry.	抱歉
0:18:13.04,	And yet when I did that drunk, not a scratch.	我喝醉了那样对它 它一下也没抓我
0:18:16.08,	Oh, my gosh, this place is cleaner than when we moved in.	我的天 比我们刚搬进来时还要干净
0:18:18.72,	Best houseguest ever.	他是史上最好的房客
0:18:20.18,	No, we are not keeping him.	不行 不能收留他
0:18:22.75,	Do you think he took the christmas decorations back to the Winchell's?	你觉得他把圣诞装饰送回温切尔家了吗
0:18:25.15,	Oh, well, I think he thinks he did.	我想他自以为这样做了
0:18:27.00,	What?-Okay,Yeah.	什么-是的
0:18:28.13,	- Dylan! - Dylan!	迪兰-迪兰
0:18:29.06,	- Dylan! - No, no, no!	迪兰-不 不要
0:18:30.32,	Oh, hey, guys. I'm up here.	伙计们 我在上面
0:18:32.07,	Yeah, hi. Listen, Dylan,	是的 听着 迪兰
0:18:33.85,	those decorations were on the yard...	那些装饰是放在院子里的
0:18:35.93,	Of that house.	那家的院子
0:18:37.83,	Oh. No good deed, huh?	这样啊 想做好事变坏事了
0:18:41.54,	Hey! I can see our house from here.	喂 从这里可以看到我们的家
0:18:46.08,	- Oh, jeez. Are you kidding me? - Dylan! Dylan!	-老天 开什么玩笑 -迪兰 迪兰
0:18:48.13,	This day...	今天什么鬼日子
0:18:49.75,	One night. Just till his bone sets.	就住一晚 等他骨头稍微长好点
0:18:52.10,	But there's always gonna be a reason not to tell him,	但总会有各种理由让你不忍心对他开口
0:18:54.55,	isn't there?	不是吗
0:18:55.25,	Okay. What if we, um--	好吧 我们不如这样
0:18:56.26,	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.	不行 不行 不行
0:18:57.95,	No "We." You made your bed. You lie in it.	没我什么事 你自己铺的烂摊子自己收拾[躺]
0:19:00.88,	Don't lie there. I just made it.	别躺在这里 我刚铺好
0:19:02.30,	Sorry.	抱歉
0:19:03.16,	Not looking. Not looking.	我没看 我没看
0:19:05.14,	It's okay, Dylan.	进来吧 迪兰
0:19:06.27,	I made you guys some soups.	我给你们做了汤
0:19:07.47,	Oh, Dylan, you didn't have to do that.	迪兰 这么客气做什么
0:19:09.21,	Well, Cam didn't have to offer to let me stay here,	小卡也不用这么客气主动收留我
0:19:11.25,	but he did.	但他这样做了
0:19:12.21,	So here are soups.	好好喝汤吧
0:19:14.22,	Cam offered?	小卡主动收留
0:19:15.82,	Well, I know he was speaking for both of you.	我知道他是代表你们两个人说的
0:19:18.06,	You weren't home yet. Is that a problem?	你当时还没回家 这样有问题吗
0:19:21.20,	Not for me.	我没问题
0:19:23.27,	Dylan, can you give us just a moment?	迪兰 你能让我们单独待会儿吗
0:19:25.75,	Not looking. Not looking.	我没看 我没看
0:19:29.17,	I'll get it!	我去开
0:19:30.88,	So I guess in a way,	我想某种程度上
0:19:32.44,	we're both responsible.	我们都有责任
0:19:33.82,	Yeah, but in the real way, you're responsible.	是的 但仔细分析 责任是你的
0:19:38.05,	Take care of that.	快去搞定
0:19:39.49,	Come on.	快去
0:19:40.92,	Let's do it.	勇敢去吧
0:19:41.61,	Oh, my god. I hate myself right now.	我的天 我现在好恨我自己
0:19:43.34,	What kind of monster	什么样的禽兽
0:19:44.14,	throws an injured innocent onto the street?	会把受伤的无知小青年赶上大街
0:19:46.45,	You can't live here. Get out!	你不能住在这里 快出去
0:19:48.39,	Lily.-Lily.	莉莉-莉莉
0:19:49.82,	It's weird. You're a big boy.	这样很奇怪 你是个大男生
0:19:51.54,	- I'm sorry, Dylan. - She doesn't mean that.	-抱歉 迪兰 -她不是有心的
0:19:53.10,	No. She's right. Everyone says it.	不 她是对的 大家都这样说
0:19:55.68,	I need to stop running from conflict.	我不能再逃避矛盾了
0:19:58.10,	It's time to be a big boy and patch things up	是时候做个勇敢的大男生 解决问题
0:20:00.16,	and move back in with my mom.	搬回我妈家去了
0:20:03.09,	I'll get my things.	我去收拾东西
0:20:04.36,	- Okay. Sorry. - Sorry.	-好吧 抱歉 -抱歉
0:20:09.63,	I guess I got off easy.	我这么容易就脱身了
0:20:11.47,	She is blunt but effective.	她说话很直接却超级有效
0:20:13.04,	Maybe we should have her talk to the gardener.	或许我们该派她去跟园丁谈谈
0:20:15.39,	Cam, um...	小卡
0:20:17.09,	Do you really think that I'm not any fun?	你真的觉得我这人很无趣吗
0:20:18.87,	=-What?-Last night,you said that I--	什么-昨晚你说我...
0:20:20.96,	This isn't a hotel!	我家可不是酒店
0:20:22.78,	Yeah, you made your point, honey!	你已经说得很明白了 亲爱的
0:20:24.66,	He's got it.	他已经懂了
0:20:26.44,	No, it--I only drank like that last night	不 我昨晚那样狂喝
0:20:28.44,	because I... I was trying to be more fun.	只是因为我想变得更有趣
0:20:31.25,	Oh. No, I didn't mean it like that.	不 我不是那个意思
0:20:34.34,	I'm sorry.	对不起
0:20:35.39,	You know I have party anxiety. I was nervous.	你知道我有派对前焦虑症 我很紧张
0:20:37.38,	No, but you're not entirely wrong.	不 你并没有完全说错
0:20:38.90,	I mean, I-I could be a little... less uptight	我的确可以少一些 端架子
0:20:43.15,	and loosen up a little bit.	多放开一点
0:20:44.29,	Yeah. Maybe we could, you know,	对 也许我们可以
0:20:46.32,	aim for middle-ground fun.	追求中庸的乐趣
0:20:48.74,	You know, if--if you're up for a do-over,	如果你想重新庆祝下情人节
0:20:50.89,	I recently heard of an idea	我最近听说了一种玩法
0:20:52.39,	that could put us in the low end	可以让我们享受下
0:20:53.82,	of upper middle-ground fun.	比中庸稍高档次的乐趣
0:20:56.68,	Okay.	好的
0:21:00.63,	Do you believe in love at first sight,	你相信一见钟情吗
0:21:02.13,	or should I walk in again?	还是我要再走进来一次
0:21:10.26,	Jay?-Coming,'F:\qinting\mp3\摩登家庭\honey'!Oh,god.	你在这里啊 杰 我还以为你醒不来了
0:21:13.51,	There you are, Jay. I thought you'd never wake up.	克里夫·比克斯比
0:21:16.19,	Turns out my night with my secret admirer	我与暗恋我的女生共度的一晚
0:21:17.76,	couldn't have gone better.	真是太完美了
0:21:19.18,	We danced all night. And the best part was,	我们整晚跳舞 最棒的地方就是
0:21:21.75,	- Her eyes were just... - Manny. Manny, manny--	她的眼睛...-曼尼 曼尼
0:21:22.70,	Dying to hear it.	我超级想听
0:21:24.07,	Wait ten seconds and come in and tell both of us.	等十秒钟进来告诉我和你妈
0:21:26.80,	Jay, you took so long.	杰 怎么去了这么久
0:21:28.64,	I'm not done with you.	我还没"玩完"呢
0:21:29.83,	I'm not done with you, either.	我也跟你"没完"
0:21:33.56,	Best valentine's party ever.	史上最棒的情人节派对
0:21:35.46,	So there's this girl--	有个女生
0:21:36.63,	I should start from the beginning.	我还是从头开始讲吧
0:21:38.55,	- All right. - So first a little history...	好吧-先交待下故事背景