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0:00:01.65,	Oh, great. we've got the Prius that can	真不错 我们买了辆
0:00:03.22,	make dinner reservations, buy movie tickets,	能预订餐厅 买电影票
0:00:05.31,	tell us the weather.	预报天气的丰田普锐斯
0:00:06.18,	I just want one that opens.	我只想要一辆门能打得开的车
0:00:08.92,	Maybe we should've got that one.	也许我们该买那辆
0:00:11.78,	Mitchell!	米奇尔
0:00:12.77,	Oh, oh, my God! Teddy!	天呐 泰迪
0:00:13.89,	Cam, this is Teddy.	小卡 这是泰迪
0:00:15.20,	Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.	泰迪 泰迪 泰迪
0:00:17.04,	DocDoctor Teddy!	医生 泰迪医生
0:00:18.95,	Teddy was Mitch's one significant	泰迪是米奇在我之前的
0:00:21.00,	boyfriend before me.	一个比较重要的男友
0:00:22.83,	Uh, Mitch had recently just come out.	那时米奇刚出柜
0:00:25.27,	And as he put it,	就如他自己说的
0:00:26.50,	it was hard to love someone else if he couldn't love himself.	一个人如果不爱自己 就很难爱上别人
0:00:30.62,	I actually said those words?	我真说过那种话吗
0:00:33.00,	Ugh. It's kind of hard to love myself right now.	现在倒是很难爱我自己了
0:00:34.99,	You were the one who said, "I need some time.	当年是你说 "我需要点时间
0:00:37.33,	I'll call you when I heal more."	我疗好心伤后会再联系你的"
0:00:38.64,	Ten years later...	一晃都过去十年了
0:00:40.29,	I never said that.	我从没那么说过
0:00:41.26,	Time to heal more! That's so sweet and sensitive.	需要时间疗伤 真是甜蜜又敏感啊
0:00:44.62,	Why did you kill that part of yourself?	你为什么要扼杀掉这种天性
0:00:46.32,	You know, I'm hosting a fundraiser for the hospital this weekend	我这周末要为医院举办一个募捐集会
0:00:49.13,	at that roller rink on South Main.	就在南大街的旱冰场
0:00:50.67,	Any chance you guys can come?	你们能来吗
0:00:51.80,	Yeah. Absolutely. Possibly.	当然 可能吧
0:00:52.78,	We'll be there. Okay.	我们一定去 好吧
0:00:53.75,	Great. So 4:00 Saturday.	太好了 周六4点见
0:00:55.80,	I'm so glad I bumped into y'all.	我真的很高兴碰到你们
0:00:57.88,	Us, too. Say bye, Lily!	我们也是 说再见 莉莉
0:00:59.89,	Bye, Lily.	再见 莉莉
0:01:02.15,	I taught her that, so...	我教她这样说的
0:01:03.40,	Bye, Lily. Bye. Bye, Teddy.	再见 莉莉 再见 泰迪
0:01:05.73,	Oh, my gosh, he's great!	天呐 他人真不错
0:01:08.13,	You're okay making plans with my exboyfriend?	你不介意跟我前男友共度周末吗
0:01:10.45,	Um, yes. It's been a hundred years.	不介意 都过去那么久了
0:01:12.57,	Plus, this is one of the many benefits of being gay.	而且这也是当基佬的众多好处之一
0:01:15.29,	We can be friends with our exes	我们能跟前任做朋友
0:01:16.72,	without all the petty jealousy	而不像直男直女们那样
0:01:18.12,	straight people go through.	饱受妒火的煎熬
0:01:19.37,	Well, I guess I am friends with Pepper, so...	我跟胡娇算是朋友 所以
0:01:21.37,	I went on one date with Pepper. One.	我只跟胡娇约会过一次 就一次
0:01:23.69,	When are you gonna stop bringing it up?	你什么时候才能不提这茬
0:01:25.81,	When you stop reacting like that.	你反应不这么激烈的时候
0:01:28.37,	Daddy loves Pepper.	爸爸爱胡娇
0:01:30.01,	I taught her that.	我教她的
0:01:40.93,	第四季 第二十二集
0:01:45.83,	That's private.	那是隐私
0:01:46.58,	Oh, sorry. But why do you have all of our names down on a list?	抱歉 但为什么上面列了我们的名字
0:01:49.23,	It's for my school essay	为了写作文
0:01:49.93,	pick a hero in your family	要求是在家人中选一个英雄
0:01:51.88,	and write about why you've chosen him or her.	并写出你为什么选择他
0:01:54.09,	You're still in the running,	你还是有望入选的
0:01:55.34,	But I'm not loving that you're drinking wine while watching my brother.	但我不喜欢你照看我弟弟时喝葡萄酒
0:01:57.81,	Well, it was from an open bottle of white in your fridge, so...	是你家冰箱里有一瓶已经打开了的酒
0:02:01.34,	It's about judgment, Claire.	这事关判断力 克莱尔
0:02:02.34,	It's not the 70's. We know better.	现在不是70年代了 我们都有常识的
0:02:03.96,	There was lipstick on the bottle.	瓶子上有口红印
0:02:05.61,	There are my babies!	我的宝贝们
0:02:07.69,	How was dinner? Perfect.	晚餐怎么样 非常完美
0:02:09.33,	I had a steak, I had some ice cream,	我吃了一份牛排 还有一些冰淇淋
0:02:11.03,	Gloria found a hair in her fish,	歌洛莉亚在她的鱼里发现了一根头发
0:02:12.50,	and it didn't cost us a penny!	结果餐厅给我们免单了
0:02:13.91,	It might have been my own hair,	也可能是我自己的头发
0:02:15.47,	but Jay was so happy that I didn't say anything.	但杰很高兴我什么也没说
0:02:19.29,	What?	怎么了
0:02:20.40,	Honey, you got a second before you go?	乖女儿 你走之前能抽点空吗
0:02:22.77,	I wanna talk to you about something.	我想跟你说点事
0:02:23.74,	All right. Why is she smiling at me like that?	好吧 她为什么那样对我笑
0:02:26.01,	It's good news.	是个好消息
0:02:26.99,	Okay.	好吧
0:02:27.86,	You remember Bob from my office?	你记得我办公室的鲍勃吗
0:02:29.96,	Yeah, uncle Bob. The one who did the trick	记得啊 鲍勃叔叔 他变魔术
0:02:31.58,	where he pulled a quarter out of my ear.	从我的耳朵里拿出一枚25分硬币
0:02:32.70,	He learned another trick.	他后来又学了个魔术
0:02:33.71,	He pulled 50 grand out of our pension fund.	从我们的养老金里掏走了5万美元
0:02:35.73,	Oh. I fired him.	我把他炒了
0:02:36.51,	But the worst part is,	但最糟糕的是
0:02:37.62,	I was grooming him to take over the company.	我当时正培养他接管公司
0:02:39.86,	But there's an upside.	但这事也有好的一面
0:02:40.77,	He wants you to work for him.	他想让你为他工作
0:02:42.64,	I know it's just a job right now,	我知道现在只是普通工作而已
0:02:44.15,	but you know that he has this thing going on in his chest,	但你知道他胸腔里不知得了什么毛病
0:02:46.21,	so you never know where	所以说不准什么时候
0:02:47.59,	you're going to end up, Claire.	你就上位了 克莱尔
0:02:49.12,	Gloria. Gloria, it's a cold.	歌洛莉亚 我只是感冒而已
0:02:50.54,	Anyway, look,	总之 听着
0:02:51.58,	I know you've been wanting to get back out there,	我知道你一直想回归职场
0:02:53.41,	and I always kind of thought that if you did go back to work,	而我总是觉得 你要是重新开始工作
0:02:55.99,	you'd come back to work with me.	就该来跟我一块儿干
0:02:57.30,	II worked there for half a summer 20 years ago.	我20年前在那里工作过半个暑假而已
0:02:59.85,	And it it was terrific, honey.	那时你干得非常棒 乖女儿
0:03:01.11,	Listen, obviously, we'll start you out slow.	听我说 显然 我们会慢慢培养你
0:03:03.48,	We'll give you time to relearn about the place,	给你时间去重新了解这个公司
0:03:05.70,	and then maybe move you up. You know, you do know a guy.	然后再提拔你 你是认识个关键人物的
0:03:08.36,	He means him!	他说的是他
0:03:09.46,	It's a wonderful opportunity, dad. Thanks.	这机会太棒了 老爸 谢谢
0:03:11.30,	Could Icould I think about it,	我能 我能考虑一下
0:03:12.39,	talk to Phil? Oh, sure.	问问菲尔的意见吗 当然
0:03:13.13,	I'll call you tomorrow. All right. All right. All right.	我明天再打给你 好好好
0:03:15.08,	Where's my boy? Give me my boy. Here's your man.	我儿子呢 还我儿子 儿子还你
0:03:16.35,	Here's your little man. Oh, love him.	小家伙还给你 真爱他
0:03:19.00,	What did I say about these flowered blankets for him?	关于这种"花"毯子我是怎么说的
0:03:23.25,	He's starting to take after Hugh Hefnerd over there.	把他扮得越来越像那位"花花公子"了
0:03:25.94,	Very amusing, Jay.	非常好笑 杰
0:03:27.29,	Let me just get your name down here.	就让我把你的名字从这里划掉吧
0:03:31.92,	Another brochure from a community college.	又是社区大学寄来的宣传册
0:03:34.08,	You know, I bet mom is having them send these.	我赌这些都是老妈让他们寄来的
0:03:36.15,	Really? You don't think they've targeted you	是吗 你不觉得他们已经将你
0:03:37.90,	as a musthave recruit?	锁定为必须招收的对象了吗
0:03:39.73,	At least this one doesn't have that fakey lunchtime shot	至少这一份没有矫揉造作的
0:03:41.96,	of the black guy, asian girl, and an indian	黑人亚裔妞儿印度人一起吃午餐的照片
0:03:44.22,	Oh, wait! There it is.	等一下 在这儿呢
0:03:45.87,	Wow, that wheelchair kid is really cracking everybody up.	那坐轮椅的孩子把其他人都逗乐了
0:03:48.87,	girls, your mom's on her way home with dinner!	闺女们 你们的妈妈就要带晚餐回来了
0:03:51.15,	I never got this.	就当我从没收到过这个
0:03:51.91,	If he sees it, we'll have to talk about it.	要是被他看见 又要找我谈话了
0:03:56.81,	What?	怎么了
0:03:57.93,	What what?	什么怎么了
0:04:06.23,	If grandpa calls, I'm not home.	如果外公打电话来 就说我不在家
0:04:08.35,	What happened?	怎么了
0:04:09.26,	He wants me to work for him.	他想让我为他工作
0:04:11.03,	Like, groom me to take over or something.	培养我接管他的生意什么的
0:04:13.49,	I don't know how I'm gonna say no.	我不知道该怎么拒绝
0:04:14.82,	Why would you say no?	你为什么要拒绝
0:04:15.67,	I thought you were looking for something.	你不是正要找工作吗
0:04:17.57,	We could use the money, too,	而且我们也能增加收入啊
0:04:18.55,	especially if Haley decides to go back to school.	尤其是万一海莉决定回去念书的话
0:04:20.36,	Oh, is she still throwing out those college brochures?	她还是把那些学校的宣传册都扔掉吗
0:04:22.37,	Just tossed one now.	刚才还扔了一份
0:04:23.63,	Who does she think empties the trash?	她以为是谁在负责倒垃圾啊
0:04:25.51,	You know what really sucks?	知道最惨的是什么吗
0:04:26.70,	That job could be great.	那份工作本来挺不错的
0:04:28.29,	But my dad is a terrible boss. He is so mean.	但我爸是个糟糕的老板 他太刻薄了
0:04:31.08,	Princess, coffeepot's not gonna wash itself.	大小姐 咖啡壶是不会给自己洗澡的
0:04:33.22,	That's where you got that?	原来你是从他那里学的
0:04:34.66,	I said it to you one time.	我就跟你说过一次
0:04:36.52,	Well, you just gotta tell him straight up, man to man.	那你直接告诉他好了 开诚布公
0:04:38.85,	Woman to man. You're very shapely.	开诚布"母" 你的身材真棒
0:04:40.42,	I know. I will.	我知道 我会说的
0:04:41.87,	It's just I hate it so much.	我只是非常讨厌那种感觉
0:04:43.76,	Thethe four big times that I disappointed him,	我让他非常失望的那4次
0:04:46.40,	it devastated me.	让我很难受
0:04:48.44,	I mean, the first time, I cut off all my hair.	第一次是我剪短了我的头发
0:04:50.87,	I went to college out of state.	我去了别的州上大学
0:04:52.64,	I crashed his vintage jag into a wall.	我把他的复古车撞到了墙上
0:04:57.91,	That's only three.	才三次啊
0:04:59.58,	Kids, dinner!	孩子们 吃饭了
0:05:04.66,	Oh, loving this already.	已经开始爱上这个了
0:05:06.47,	If no one gets a concussion,	如果没人摔成脑震荡的话
0:05:07.70,	we're totally coming back.	我们一定会再来的
0:05:08.72,	So listen, if at any point you're not okay	听着 如果你觉得看到我和泰迪在一起
0:05:10.78,	with seeing me and Teddy together,	有什么不舒服的感觉
0:05:12.21,	just please let me know, and we can go.	就直接告诉我 我们可以走的
0:05:13.88,	Oh, well, thank you. And if at any point	好的 谢谢你 如果你觉得
0:05:16.09,	you're not okay with me being so okay with it,	我对这事如此坦然 让你有些不舒服的话
0:05:18.72,	you let me know.	你也要告诉我
0:05:20.15,	Teddy! Teddy! Hey!	泰迪 泰迪 你好
0:05:23.20,	Aw, look at you!	看看你
0:05:25.26,	This shirt is fantastic. You're adorable.	这件T恤太美了 你真可爱
0:05:27.81,	You're adorable!	你更可爱
0:05:29.79,	Oh, I think somebody has a crush!	我觉得有人被迷住喽
0:05:32.35,	Thank you so much for having us.	非常感谢你请我们来
0:05:33.53,	I don't know which one of my girls is more excited.	我都分不出我的两个妞儿谁更兴奋了
0:05:35.50,	okay. Come on, let's get you some skates.	好了 过来 我们给你找双旱冰鞋
0:05:37.12,	I want Teddy to come.	我想让泰迪一起来
0:05:38.36,	Oh, honey, II'm sure Teddy has other things	亲爱的 我想泰迪一定还有别的事
0:05:40.59,	No, no! You guys go! Catch up.	没关系 你们去吧 叙叙旧
0:05:42.62,	I'll lace up. Okay.	我先穿鞋 好的
0:05:44.55,	Okay, ready?	可以走了吗
0:05:46.03,	Have fun, okay! Hey, uncle Cam!	玩开心点 小卡舅夫
0:05:48.09,	Oh, my gosh! Hey! What'swhat's going on?	我的天 怎么回事
0:05:50.37,	Whatwhat are you guys doing here?	你们怎么会在这里
0:05:51.98,	Teddy invited us. You guys know Teddy.	泰迪邀请我们来的 你们认识泰迪
0:05:54.21,	Yeah, totally. Yeah, Teddy's great.	那是当然 没错 泰迪棒极了
0:05:55.33,	Heads up, amateurs!	注意了 业余爱好者们
0:05:57.39,	It's time to rock 'n' roll! Do you get it?	摇滚时间到 你们听到了没
0:06:01.53,	Cam, what are you doing here?	小卡 你在这里做什么
0:06:02.80,	Oh, hell, it's dad.	见鬼 爸爸来了
0:06:04.88,	Whose dad? Not your dad.	谁爸爸 不是你爸爸吧
0:06:06.06,	I have been avoiding his calls all day.	我一整天都没接他的电话
0:06:07.83,	Quick, Phil, slingshot me. All right.	快 菲尔 把我推远点 走你
0:06:09.94,	Oh. Limbo skate, kids.	孩子们 林波舞滑法[后仰穿过横杆]
0:06:12.42,	How low can you go?	你的身段能放多低
0:06:15.12,	I'm at a roller rink with my family	周六晚上 我居然和家人在
0:06:16.59,	on a Saturday night. I win.	旱冰场玩 还能更低吗
0:06:18.91,	I have got to get a photo of Lily.	我得给莉莉照张相
0:06:21.07,	Teddy's making her giggle so hard.	泰迪把她逗得前仰后合的
0:06:22.78,	Oh, well, everybody loves... Teddy, so...	人人都爱...泰迪
0:06:26.05,	But you'll let me know if you're not okay.	但你要是介意的话 就告诉我
0:06:27.71,	Mitchell, do you know your entire family's here,	米奇尔 你知道你全家人都被你前男友
0:06:29.93,	invited by your exboyfriend?	邀请来了吗
0:06:32.09,	Phil and Claire, Jay and Gloria,	菲尔和克莱尔 杰和歌洛莉亚
0:06:33.99,	your cousin Pete.	还有你堂兄皮特
0:06:37.28,	Cit's a it's a fundraiser, all right?	小卡 这是场募捐活动 好吗
0:06:39.07,	I'm sure he just invited everyone on his contact list.	我想他一定是把自己所有联系人都请来了
0:06:43.51,	Oh, well, that makes sense.	那倒是能说得通
0:06:44.43,	Yes, of course it does.	是啊 当然了
0:06:46.46,	and... I'm flattered.	还有 我受宠若惊
0:06:48.85,	Why are you flattered?	为什么你会受宠若惊
0:06:50.15,	You know. I don't.	你懂的啦 我不懂
0:06:52.06,	You do!	你懂的
0:06:55.38,	I really don't!	我真不懂
0:07:00.75,	Gloria, throw on those skates and take a whirl with me.	歌洛莉亚 穿上溜冰鞋跟我去冰上旋转
0:07:03.25,	Oh, I totally would,	我非常想去
0:07:04.10,	but I'm taking care of Lily and she doesn't want to.	但我在照顾莉莉 她不想滑冰
0:07:06.48,	Oh. Yes, I do.	我想滑
0:07:07.36,	No, you don't. You told me before.	不 你不想 你之前告诉过我的
0:07:09.23,	You don't remember? Why would I lie?	你不记得了吗 我怎么会撒谎呢
0:07:12.24,	Gloria.	歌洛莉亚
0:07:13.87,	You don't know how to rollerskate.	你不会滑旱冰
0:07:15.44,	Of course I do. I know how to do everything.	我当然会了 我没什么不会的
0:07:21.23,	I can't lie to that face.	对着你我真是撒不了谎
0:07:23.08,	It's a good thing that we're not married.	幸好我嫁的人不是你
0:07:24.82,	Well, I don't...	我不...
0:07:25.80,	I can't skate. I am an elegant woman.	我不会滑冰 我是个优雅的女子
0:07:28.83,	That means that I never do	那意味着我永远也不去做
0:07:30.82,	the few things that I don't really do that good.	那少数几件我做得不太完美的事情
0:07:33.21,	But I'm a natural teacher.	可我是个天生的滑冰老师
0:07:34.89,	But I'm going to look stupid.	但我会看起来很蠢
0:07:36.80,	Gloria...	歌洛莉亚
0:07:38.62,	Trust me.	相信我
0:07:40.26,	As long as you're standing next to me,	只要站在我身边
0:07:41.66,	you will not look stupid.	你就不会看起来很蠢
0:07:44.14,	Oh, thank god! There is no place to sit.	太好了 都没地方坐了
0:07:46.30,	Always room at my table for my darling nieces.	我总会给亲爱的侄女们留位置的
0:07:48.82,	Uhh... You beat us to it.	被你们先抢了
0:07:50.60,	We were gonna ask this kid if we could share.	我们正准备问这小孩能不能一起坐呢
0:07:52.26,	Well, he was just leaving.	他就要走了
0:07:53.51,	Yeah, you can totally sit with us.	你们完全可以过来一起坐
0:07:55.05,	You know, I debated even putting you two on here.	我当时甚至不想把你们两个写进名单
0:08:00.67,	Whoa, fancy.	漂亮哦
0:08:02.07,	Yeah, I know. Well, I did used to work here.	我知道 我可是曾在这里工作过的
0:08:04.33,	Wwwait. You're the Claire from the bathroom?	等等 你是洗手间墙上照片里那个克莱尔
0:08:07.47,	Oh, is it still here?	那照片还在呢
0:08:08.65,	Yyeah... oh...	是的
0:08:10.39,	Oh! Hey! Look at you two catching up	看看你俩 多年未见
0:08:11.98,	after all these years. Well, it hasn't been that long.	聊得真欢乐 没那么久
0:08:14.12,	It's been like a month since you came by	也就一个月前 艾丽克斯得了流感
0:08:15.51,	when Alex had the flu, right? Oh, no kidding!	他还来过呢 对吧 没开玩笑吧
0:08:17.43,	Well, I do get a homecooked meal out of it.	我还在她家吃了顿家常饭呢
0:08:19.40,	Plus I owe these guys.	而且我欠他们个人情
0:08:20.32,	Phil helped me buy my last two houses.	我最近两次买房 菲尔帮了不少忙
0:08:21.99,	Oh. So good. Such great stories.	真棒 多好的一段故事
0:08:24.11,	Yeah. Hey, you!	是啊 叫你呢
0:08:26.10,	You owe me a phone call!	你怎么不给我回电话
0:08:27.45,	I know! I'm gonna call you!	我知道 我会打给你的
0:08:29.44,	Hey! Teddy's here, huh?	泰迪在这里
0:08:31.72,	Hey, you deadbeat, you owe me 50 bucks for the golf.	你个赖账的 打高尔夫还欠我50块呢
0:08:34.34,	Well, maybe I'll slip it to you during your next prostate exam.	等你下次前列腺检查时我再塞给你
0:08:36.88,	I'll bet you're counting the days, you perv.	我打赌你就盼着那天了 小变态
0:08:39.32,	Oh. So funny.	真有趣啊
0:08:41.20,	You and Jay really seem to have a thing, don't ya?	你和杰还真有话说呀 是吧
0:08:43.52,	And Gloriawhat's the nature of your relationship with her?	你和歌洛莉亚关系怎么样
0:08:45.99,	Well, actually, we just met tonight.	事实上 我们今晚第一次见面
0:08:47.59,	You know, I'm not so sure she likes me.	我不是很确定她喜不喜欢我
0:08:49.24,	Really?	真的吗
0:08:50.78,	Uh, well, I mean, she just takes a little time to warm up.	我是说 她需要点时间才能熟络
0:08:53.77,	Oh, thanks. And thank you, again, for coming tonight.	谢谢 也谢谢你今晚能过来
0:08:56.55,	With the money we raised, we'll be able	利用筹集的这些钱 我们可以
0:08:58.29,	to inoculate over 4,000 needy kids	给4千多个有需要的孩子接种疫苗
0:09:00.61,	against some truly awful diseases.	抵御一些非常可怕的疾病
0:09:03.76,	And how well do you know Luke?	你跟卢克关系怎么样
0:09:05.73,	I love that movie, too!	我也喜欢那部电影
0:09:07.43,	Yeah, that cool fight scene on that skyscraper in Shanghai	在上海摩天大楼上的那场打斗戏太帅了
0:09:10.01,	It really made me want to go to Japan.	让我好想去日本
0:09:11.72,	Why? Shanghai's in China.	为什么 上海在中国
0:09:13.70,	I'm just saying, you don't want to fly to Japan,	我是说 你可不想飞到日本
0:09:15.31,	get in a cab and say, "Take me to downtown Shanghai."	然后打车说 "送我去上海市中心"
0:09:17.70,	It's a pretty expensive ride.	那可太贵了
0:09:20.97,	Uh, um, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.	我要去趟厕所
0:09:22.56,	Come with me.	跟我一起去
0:09:23.73,	Be right back, guys.	马上回来哦 帅哥们
0:09:27.59,	Uh, what do you think you're doing out there?	你在干什么
0:09:29.29,	I'm flirting. That's what I was afraid of.	我在勾搭啊 这就是我担心的
0:09:31.75,	Look, I'm not gonna pretend I'm stupid	我可不会为了让一个男生喜欢我
0:09:33.30,	just so a boy will like me. Of course not.	就故意装傻 当然不
0:09:35.50,	But you don't have to put the poor guy to shame.	但你不一定要贬低那可怜的男孩
0:09:37.67,	Flirting with boys is about increasing your value,	勾搭男人是要增加你自己的魅力
0:09:40.33,	not decreasing theirs.	不是去打压他们
0:09:41.67,	That's a complicated thought. What magazine taught you that?	真是复杂 你在哪本杂志里学到的
0:09:45.17,	You're doing it again! The mean thing.	你又来了 又贬低他人
0:09:46.83,	Can you even hear it or what?!	你自己有没有意识到啊
0:09:49.10,	I heard it. Good.	我意识到了 好
0:09:51.34,	So now that he knows that you're smart,	现在他知道你很聪明了
0:09:53.42,	let's work on being nice.	我们来试着表现得温柔些
0:09:55.16,	Wanna ditch the hoodie? No.	把帽衫脱掉好吗 不
0:09:56.86,	That's all good. It's a process.	没事没事 慢慢来
0:09:59.18,	Man, tough finding a hero in this family, huh?	哥们 在这家里想找出个英雄很难吧
0:10:02.16,	You know, I've got problems of my own.	我自己也有很多麻烦事
0:10:04.53,	I can't always be the lovable sidekick on "The Manny show."	我不可能总是配合你演出
0:10:07.63,	Did you even notice I'm bingeeating?	你难道没有发现我在暴饮暴食吗
0:10:10.73,	You're really going through something.	看来你真的有心事
0:10:12.71,	Wanna talk about it?	想谈谈吗
0:10:13.58,	Not even a little bit.	一点也不想
0:10:14.98,	And don't go hounding me like you always do.	也别像往常一样烦我
0:10:17.56,	Well, thanks for restoring my faith in this family.	多谢你重建我对这个家庭的信心
0:10:20.01,	Too bad I'm not related to Teddy.	我要是泰迪的亲戚就好了
0:10:21.51,	He seems terrific. Doesn't he, though?	他这人似乎很棒 可不是嘛
0:10:24.22,	Knees bent.	屈膝
0:10:25.79,	Arms loose. Chin up.	放松手臂 挺胸
0:10:28.24,	Butt out.	提臀
0:10:29.81,	Ay, no, Phil. This is too much.	不行 菲尔 太难了
0:10:31.60,	No, just remember, "Kbalcubo."	记住口诀 "屈松挺提"
0:10:32.95,	Kbalcubo.	屈 松 挺 提
0:10:34.30,	Koala bears always lose cherries under big overpasses.	就是"屈膝放松手臂挺胸提臀"
0:10:36.55,	Ay, no! How am I gonna remember all that?!	这么长 我怎么记得住啊
0:10:39.22,	I gotcha.	我扶住你了
0:10:41.81,	Ay, Teddy... Teddy, you're amazing!	泰迪 你真帅呆了
0:10:43.64,	Thank you for saving me!	谢谢你救了我
0:10:46.16,	Let me get in there, boys. Excuse me.	小子 让一让 让我来一拳
0:10:49.41,	Boom!	走你
0:10:51.13,	Okay!	好啦
0:10:52.15,	Okay, clearly it's time to talk.	好啦 是时候聊聊了
0:10:54.07,	All right, Cam, Cam, you're obviously upset.	小卡 你显然是生气了
0:10:56.80,	But trust me	但你要相信我
0:10:57.70,	there are no lingering feelings between me and Teddy.	我和泰迪绝对没有藕断丝连
0:11:00.21,	I don't care about you and Teddy.	我才不在乎你和泰迪的事
0:11:01.60,	I don't like what's lingering between him and your family.	我是不喜欢他和你们家人藕断丝连
0:11:04.13,	What? Mitchell, look around.	什么 米奇尔 你看看
0:11:06.02,	Your family is cheating on me with your exboyfriend.	你家人都在背叛我 和你的前男友厮混
0:11:08.43,	Cheatingokay, yes. Ththere is a bit more contact	背叛 好吧 他们的关系确实
0:11:10.98,	between them than I realized, but	比我知道的要更亲密一点 但是
0:11:12.38,	Oh, ooh, yeah. Now this is where we make Cam	是嘛 你又要怪我太敏感
0:11:14.20,	the oversensitive drama queen.	怪我小题大做了
0:11:15.61,	God forbid we take any action to make things right for me.	就是不能为了我做出些改变
0:11:18.77,	Well, okay, okay. Okay, what do you want me to do?	好好好 那你想要我怎么做
0:11:20.66,	Would you like me to ask them to break up with Teddy?	要我叫他们跟泰迪"分手"吗
0:11:24.60,	Is that what you're asking?	你是想让我这么做吗
0:11:25.65,	Of course not. I would never ask that.	当然不是 我绝不会提那种要求
0:11:27.18,	That would be insane. Well, good.	那样也太疯狂了 那就好
0:11:29.00,	It would be as insane for me to ask that	我如果那样要求 就太疯狂了
0:11:30.78,	as it would be sane for you to offer it.	但你主动提出来 就非常识趣
0:11:33.41,	So that is what you're asking.	所以你就是要我那么做
0:11:34.58,	No, that's what I'm not asking.	不 我才没要你那么做
0:11:36.22,	But if you decide to do it, I want it to come from you,	但如果你要那么做 我希望你是自愿的
0:11:38.40,	Not me,	而不是我逼你的
0:11:39.30,	because I'm clearly not asking for it.	因为我显然没有那样要求你
0:11:41.09,	Okay, this is nuts. Is it?	好吧 真是无理取闹 是吗
0:11:43.19,	I worked my fingers to the bone	我千方百计 辛辛苦苦
0:11:44.69,	to get these jumpy protestants to love me,	讨你家的老顽固们的欢心
0:11:46.58,	and now I find out they're holding a torch	现在却发现 他们和你的前男友
0:11:48.96,	for the man who came before me?	打得火热 不可开交
0:11:50.77,	It's not nuts. It's actually quite painful.	我不是无理取闹 我很痛心
0:11:53.93,	Excuse me, sir? You just won a prize	先生 打扰一下 您得奖了
0:11:56.34,	for setting a rink record on the boxing machine.	您刚刚在拳击游戏机上创造了新记录
0:11:58.26,	If you wouldn't mind taking a picture	可以给您照张相
0:11:59.04,	for our wall of fame?	贴在我们的光荣榜上吗
0:12:00.39,	Oh, yeah, sure. Absolutely. Just one second.	当然可以 我一会儿就来
0:12:02.47,	That's exciting.	开心吧
0:12:04.31,	Mitchell, I know you'll do what's right.	米奇尔 我知道你会做正确的事
0:12:06.14,	Unless you like seeing me humiliated.	除非你喜欢看着我受辱
0:12:09.85,	Thank you.	谢谢
0:12:19.04,	Everybody was staring, Phil.	菲尔 大家都在盯着我
0:12:20.97,	Well, what if we practice outside where no one can see us?	要不我们到外面没人能看见的地方练习
0:12:25.00,	Ay, and now I have the nervous burps!	我都紧张得打嗝了
0:12:27.61,	Oh... Claire.	克莱尔
0:12:28.98,	Dad? Whwhat are you doing out here?	爸 你在这儿干嘛
0:12:30.92,	Apparently this is the only way we'll get to talk tonight.	显然这是今晚找你聊聊的唯一办法
0:12:33.17,	About this job.	关于工作的事
0:12:34.33,	Hey, guys.	同志们
0:12:34.85,	This sounds really important, dad. Hang on.	好像有要紧事 爸 等会儿聊
0:12:37.15,	Go ahead, Mitchell.	米奇尔 你继续
0:12:38.09,	Okay, so listen. This is coming from me.	听我说 这是我本人的想法
0:12:39.75,	No one else. But I need you to do something,	没人逼我 我需要你们帮个忙
0:12:42.19,	And I don't want you to give me any flack. Oh, jeez.	而且我不想你们吐槽我 老天爷
0:12:44.17,	That's flack. II think it's a little weird	你这就是在吐槽 我觉得你们
0:12:46.11,	how you all still hang out with Teddy so much...	还和泰迪那么亲近很奇怪
0:12:48.16,	Told you.	我早说嘛
0:12:48.77,	And I think it'd be appropriate if maybe you all,	我觉得 你们以后最好还是
0:12:51.56,	you know, stopped seeing him.	别再跟他来往了
0:12:52.78,	This is coming from Cam, isn't it?	这话是小卡让你说的 对吧
0:12:55.04,	No, it's not.	不 不是
0:12:56.78,	Wait a second.	慢着
0:12:57.66,	Cam doesn't think we can love him and Teddy at the same time?	小卡觉得我们不能同时喜欢他和泰迪吗
0:13:00.94,	And you just sold Cam out like that?	而且你就这么出卖了小卡
0:13:05.14,	Wait. What is that?	等等 那是什么
0:13:06.18,	I'll tell you what it is. It's sad.	我告诉你是什么 是悲剧
0:13:08.15,	Hey, skaters! Not an emergency,	各位顾客 请别慌张
0:13:10.61,	but we do have a small fire in the snack bar.	我们的小吃店发生了小火灾
0:13:13.04,	We'd like everyone to calmly file outside. Thanks.	请大家有秩序地离开现场 谢谢
0:13:15.94,	Okay, everyone, the exit's over here.	各位 出口在这边
0:13:17.57,	Come this way, please.	大家往这边走
0:13:19.02,	Hey, this way, to the exit.	走这边出来吧
0:13:20.22,	All right, everybody over here.	来吧 大家快从这边出来
0:13:22.30,	Come on. You guys, just do this for me.	快啊 你们帮帮我吧
0:13:23.87,	But... he's all the way over there.	可是他离我们那么远
0:13:26.18,	There's no hurry.	你们"不用急"
0:13:27.40,	We're in a wooden box built in 1970.	我们可是在70年代建造的木建筑里
0:13:28.89,	Let's go! Ohall right, let's go.	快走吧 好 走吧
0:13:30.01,	Okay, thank you. That's very nice.	谢谢你们 你们真"好"
0:13:31.90,	Sweet of you.	真是太"贴心"了
0:13:32.72,	Hey, skaters, good news!	各位 好消息
0:13:34.86,	Fire's out!	火已经被扑灭了
0:13:36.34,	Sorry for the scare.	抱歉让你们受惊了
0:13:39.26,	All rightall right, before you get upset,	好啦好啦 先别生气
0:13:41.07,	this was just about convenience.	这只是因为那边比较方便
0:13:42.46,	Was it?	是吗
0:13:43.74,	Or was it a perfect metaphor?	还是在暗中向我表态
0:13:45.86,	Congratulations, Mitchell.	米奇尔 恭喜你
0:13:47.20,	This is the saddest I've ever been in roller skates.	这是我有生以来最难过的一次滑旱冰经历
0:13:52.81,	Okay, be careful.	小心点
0:13:54.43,	I don't want to get hurt, okay?	我不想受伤
0:13:56.14,	No one's gonna get hurt. Hold on!	没人会受伤的 抓紧我
0:13:58.22,	Aah! That hurts!	疼死我了
0:13:59.38,	Okay, if we could just...	我们能不能
0:14:01.24,	Son of a Mitchell!	我"米"了个"奇"的
0:14:03.32,	Do not worry one bit.	一点也别担心
0:14:05.66,	You are gettin' it!	你就快学会了
0:14:08.25,	Let's get away from the cars, huh?	我们还是离车远点 行不
0:14:12.39,	Disgusting.	好恶心
0:14:14.65,	Claire Pritchett?	克莱尔·普里契特
0:14:16.23,	Jeff? No way!	杰夫 真的是你
0:14:17.46,	I haven't seen you since you worked here.	你从这里辞职后我就再没见过你
0:14:19.01,	You... you still do.	你 你还在这工作啊
0:14:21.71,	Yeah, do what you love,	是的 做自己喜欢的工作
0:14:22.82,	you never work a day in your life, right? Right.	工作也就不再是苦差事了 对吧 对
0:14:24.88,	This is perfect.	碰到你太好了
0:14:25.45,	Some civilian just yakked in the rink.	刚才有个人在溜冰场上吐了
0:14:27.09,	Can you take over for a minute?	你能不能帮我照看一下柜台
0:14:28.20,	Um... no.	不能
0:14:29.87,	Ah, it's kind of where I make most of my money.	这是我赚钱最多的地方
0:14:31.59,	You know, I hate to shut it down.	我不想把它关了
0:14:33.83,	Ah, I got a girl pregnant. It's a whole thing.	我把一姑娘肚子搞大了 这事说来话长
0:14:36.65,	All right. I'll do it for a minute, sure. Great.	好吧 我暂时照看一下 太好了
0:14:38.15,	Thank you. Thank you. Okay.	太谢谢你了 行了
0:14:39.31,	Oh, hey... Yeah?	对了 什么事
0:14:41.58,	I still think about that kiss.	我还在回味那个吻
0:14:47.23,	Oh, god.	老天啊
0:14:49.47,	Gross.	太恶心了
0:14:51.16,	Mom, I threw up.	妈妈 我刚刚吐了
0:14:52.63,	Oh, honey, that was you? You're gonna be okay.	亲爱的 那人是你啊 你会没事的
0:14:55.67,	Let me get you something for your tummy.	我来找点东西安抚一下你的肚肚
0:14:57.51,	I'm just so stressed out.	我压力太大了
0:14:59.25,	You know that hero essay I have to write?	你知道我要写的那篇英雄的作文吗
0:15:02.14,	Well, dad kind of assumed I wrote it about him...	爸爸想当然地以为我写的是他
0:15:04.79,	But I didn't.	但我没写他
0:15:06.06,	And now he wants to read it,	他现在要读我的作文
0:15:07.46,	and I don't know what to do.	我不知道该怎么办
0:15:09.01,	Don't worry about your father. I am sure he'll understand.	别担心你爸 我相信他会理解的
0:15:11.68,	Claire, I need some ice for Cameron.	克莱尔 我来给卡梅隆拿点冰块
0:15:13.84,	And we have to talk about the job.	还有 我们得谈谈工作的事情
0:15:16.27,	Unless you've taken back this one.	除非你决定回到这里工作了
0:15:17.90,	Dad, I'm with a customer right now.	爸 我在招呼顾客呢
0:15:19.50,	I'll be with you in just a moment.	马上就来跟你谈
0:15:24.01,	Honey, I'll talk to your dad.	亲爱的 我会跟你爸爸谈
0:15:25.33,	You don't think he'll be upset I wrote it about you?	你觉得他不会因为我写的是你而生气吧
0:15:28.52,	You wrote it about me?	你写的是我吗
0:15:29.91,	Mom, you know me and homework.	妈妈 你知道我一般怎么做作业
0:15:31.72,	I didn't give it much thought. What's a hero?	我没太动脑子 什么是英雄
0:15:34.49,	Someone who's not afraid of anything,	一个无所畏惧的人
0:15:36.08,	and who's strong that's you.	一个强大的人 那就是你啊
0:15:38.98,	But dad's so great, too.	可爸爸也很棒
0:15:41.04,	Here it comes. Okay. All right.	我又要吐了 好了好了
0:15:42.30,	You just sit down. Sit down, sweet pea.	你赶紧坐下来 坐下 宝贝
0:15:43.90,	Have your drink. You're gonna be fine.	把这个喝了 你会没事的
0:15:49.12,	Here goes. Um...	真心话时间到
0:15:51.02,	So, dad, the last time we worked together,	爸爸 上次我们一起工作的时候
0:15:54.83,	it was tense between us. What?	我们的关系很紧张 什么
0:15:56.89,	No, it wasn't. Yes, it was.	没有啊 有的
0:15:59.01,	You wereyou're really hard on me,	你对我非常严厉
0:16:00.73,	and you talk down to me.	你说话时居高临下
0:16:01.97,	You don't know what you're talking about. Right.	你又胡说八道了 好吧
0:16:04.22,	And when I confronted you, like I am doing now,	当我和你当面对质时 就像现在这样
0:16:06.97,	you were insensitive, like you are being now.	你无动于衷 就像你现在一样
0:16:09.95,	And while I really appreciate the opportunity,	我谢谢你给我这个机会
0:16:12.18,	and I do love you very much,	我很爱你
0:16:13.72,	I don't think that working together is a very good idea.	但我觉得我们最好不要一起工作
0:16:19.18,	All right, fine.	好吧
0:16:20.63,	I'm not gonna lie. I'm very disappointed.	说实话 我很失望
0:16:29.71,	We won! Man, that sucks!	我们赢了 太逊了
0:16:31.45,	[正确表达是Emasculating]
0:16:31.45,	Yeah, totally unmasculating.	是啊 我们太没男子气概了
0:16:33.74,	Well, at least you guys look cool when you play.	至少你们玩的时候样子很酷
0:16:35.48,	Let's play again. This never happened.	我们再玩一局 这局就当没发生
0:16:37.85,	Actually, we need to go hang out with our family for a while.	实际上 我们得去找我们的家人了
0:16:40.48,	Really? Now?	真的吗 现在吗
0:16:41.76,	Yeah, but we'll be around. We'll see you guys.	对 但我们不会走远 等会儿见
0:16:45.84,	What happened? Did I mess up?	怎么了 我又做错事了吗
0:16:47.01,	No, you did great. So he didn't like me?	你做得很好 那他不喜欢我吗
0:16:48.63,	No, he totally liked you. Then why'd we walk away?	他可喜欢你了 那我们干嘛要走开
0:16:50.89,	This was never about him.	他本来就不是重点
0:16:52.32,	This was about getting you some confidence.	这是为了给你增加点自信
0:16:54.12,	Guys will pick up on that. Better guys.	男生们会意识到你这点的 更优秀的男生
0:16:55.99,	Guys who can lose to a girl	那种即使输给女生
0:16:57.05,	without feeling emasculated.	也不会觉得有损男子气概的人
0:17:00.88,	Okay, try not to throw this in my face one day,	但愿你以后不会用我接下来的话反击我
0:17:03.40,	but sometimes you're actually really smart.	但我有时觉得你其实挺聪明
0:17:05.79,	Like, smart smart. I hope you know that.	真正意义上的聪明 希望你知道
0:17:12.84,	Thanks.	谢谢
0:17:16.89,	And I'm totally throwing that in your face one day.	我以后当然会拿这话来反击你
0:17:18.64,	Are you kidding?	你开玩笑呢吧
0:17:22.09,	Oh, thank you so much. Everything go okay?	太感谢了 一切正常吗
0:17:23.77,	No. Actually, I was trapped back here,	不 我被困在柜台后面
0:17:25.95,	my dad and I got in a whole thing.	又跟我爸吵了一架
0:17:27.38,	now he's mad at me.	现在他生气了
0:17:28.99,	Whoa, where'd you find that?	你在哪儿找到那个的
0:17:30.14,	I know where you keep the beer, Jeff.	我知道你把啤酒放在哪儿 杰夫
0:17:32.24,	I hate this feeling!	我太恨这感觉了
0:17:33.66,	I swear, it started when I was 12 years old	我发誓 这从我12岁那年就开始了
0:17:35.99,	and I got a "C" in social studies.	我在社会研究课考试中得了个C
0:17:37.94,	The way my dad looked at me, you would have thought	我爸看我的眼神 别人看到会以为
0:17:39.50,	I'd worn a tube top in church.	我穿着抹胸装去了教堂
0:17:41.38,	He knew it crushed me.	他知道我会非常伤心
0:17:43.22,	He didn't care.	他不在乎
0:17:45.07,	That's why I can't work for him.	这就是我不能为他工作的原因
0:17:46.35,	He was hard on me then. He's gonna be hard on me now.	他以前对我很严厉 现在也一样会
0:17:49.01,	I'm telling you, people don't change.	告诉你 人是不会变的
0:17:52.26,	I've changed.	我改变了
0:17:53.62,	I don't wanna put up with this stuff.	我不想再忍受这些
0:17:55.27,	I am a completely different person than I was 20 years ago.	和20年前相比 我现在完全不一样了
0:17:58.76,	All right, kids, that's gonna be $18.50.	孩子们 一共是18.5美元
0:18:01.97,	Out of $20?	收20
0:18:02.92,	There's your $1.50...	找你1.5美元
0:18:06.40,	I thought so.	我想也是
0:18:10.18,	Well, I mean,	我想说
0:18:11.81,	do you feel good that you were at least honest with him?	你跟他说了实话 心里舒服些了吗
0:18:14.27,	No. And... Super no.	没有 想都别想
0:18:17.03,	Because I'm the one who's left with this awful feeling	因为每次我令他失望
0:18:18.91,	every time I disappoint him.	深感愧疚的人却是我
0:18:20.08,	It's not fair.	这不公平
0:18:21.12,	cause I'm not the bad guy here.	做恶人的不是我
0:18:23.39,	He needs to know that.	他需要知道这点
0:18:30.17,	How's that?	怎么样
0:18:31.57,	That better? Yeah, much better.	好些了吗 好多了
0:18:34.38,	Thank you, Teddy.	谢谢你 泰迪
0:18:35.67,	You're fixed. Skate with me.	你好了 和我去溜冰
0:18:37.47,	I think it's a little soon, sweetie.	我觉得还没好到那种程度 宝贝
0:18:39.15,	No. Teddy.	不 我是叫泰迪
0:18:40.51,	Butoh, sure thing, kiddo.	没问题 孩子
0:18:42.02,	Hey, lots of ice, no cartwheels for three days.	尽量冰敷 三天不要做侧手翻
0:18:44.75,	Yeah. Ready? Come on.	好的 准备好了吗 来吧
0:18:47.29,	Good guy.	很好的小伙子
0:18:48.55,	WhoTeddy? Yeah. Yeah, he's the best.	泰迪吗 是啊 他最好了
0:18:51.18,	Nuts he can't find anybody, huh?	真不敢相信他居然找不到伴儿
0:18:53.86,	Gotta be something a little off there.	肯定有什么问题
0:18:56.18,	He definitely did not bring out the best in Mitchell,	反正他没让米奇尔表现出最好的一面
0:18:58.43,	I can tell you that right now.	这点我能肯定
0:18:59.60,	Oh, really?	是吗
0:19:01.67,	Well, you know, not that it matters...	并不是说这有什么关系
0:19:03.26,	but in what way exactly?	不过能不能说具体些
0:19:04.43,	Honestly? When they were together,	说实话 他们在一起的时候
0:19:07.29,	Mitchell could be a bit of a pill.	米奇尔相当令人头痛
0:19:09.46,	Now, I like Teddy,	我喜欢泰迪
0:19:10.87,	but when they broke up, I was actually kinda glad.	但他们分手时 其实我有些庆幸
0:19:14.48,	Of course, Mitchell thought that I was	当然了 米奇尔觉得
0:19:16.52,	uncomfortable because of the gay thing,	我心里不舒服是因为不接受同性恋
0:19:18.58,	and maybe I was, but...	也许我当时是的 但是
0:19:20.13,	I really just wanted him to be happy.	我真的只是想让他开心
0:19:22.74,	Like he is now.	像他现在这样
0:19:25.17,	And when you two started up, everyone thought,	你们在一起后 大家都想
0:19:27.05,	Well, there it is.	就是他了
0:19:31.02,	Okay, kids. Couples skate.	孩子们 双人溜冰开始
0:19:33.42,	Grab someone you love and get out there.	拉上你爱的人 开溜吧
0:19:36.45,	Jay, you can be so...	杰 你真是...
0:19:38.68,	I'm not skating with you, Cam. Yeah.	我不会和你溜冰的 小卡 好吧
0:19:41.16,	What about me, dad? You wanna skate with me?	我呢 爸 你要和我一起溜冰吗
0:19:46.87,	What qualifies someone as a hero?	什么样的人才有资格被称为英雄
0:19:51.34,	Obviously, a hero has to be someone we respect.	显然 英雄必须是我们尊敬的人
0:19:54.63,	A person we look up to.	我们敬仰的人
0:19:56.86,	A person who is generous of spirit.	心胸宽广的人
0:20:03.09,	Who's willing to grow and learn.	愿意成长与学习的人
0:20:04.57,	So... Dad,	爸
0:20:06.57,	if that offer still stands...	如果提议还有效的话
0:20:08.20,	Really? What changed?	真的吗 为什么改变主意
0:20:11.98,	A couple of things.	有些事不同了
0:20:13.23,	Maybe it's the person you love most in the world	也许是这世上你最爱的人
0:20:15.68,	or the guy who makes the most out of life,	或是尽力享受生活的人
0:20:17.68,	no matter what anyone thinks.	不管别人怎么想
0:20:19.27,	It's cool! No, everybody's laughing at me!	没事的 大家都在笑我
0:20:21.11,	Keep rolling! This is your chance! No! No!	继续溜 机会来了 不
0:20:24.23,	Yeah!	太好了
0:20:27.13,	Phil! I know!	菲尔 我知道
0:20:29.56,	For me, though... Go, dad!	不过对我来说 加油 爸
0:20:31.68,	The hero in my family is my family,	我家里的英雄就是我的家人
0:20:34.43,	because of who we are together.	我们在一起才是真英雄
0:20:44.17,	Cminus.	C
0:20:45.18,	This was not the assignment.	作业要求不是这样的
0:20:47.05,	I'll tell you who is not my hero.	我告诉你谁不是我的英雄
0:20:48.42,	Mrs. Rita Mcnabb.	丽塔·米克纳布老师
0:20:56.05,	Oh, thank you! Thank you!	谢谢 谢谢
0:20:58.60,	What is everybody looking at?	大家在看什么
0:20:59.63,	Oh, I guess I can tell the story one more time.	我再说一次也没关系
0:21:01.24,	Sure, yeah. Well, I was mad about something.	是的 我当时正在生气
0:21:03.50,	I don't even remember what.	我甚至不记得在气什么了
0:21:04.84,	I turned. Now at this point,	我转过身 这一刻
0:21:06.39,	I'm more animal than I am man.	我更像是野兽 而不是人
0:21:08.48,	Strike the punching machine,	猛击拳击游戏机
0:21:10.20,	and apparently I broke some sort of world record.	显然我是打破了什么世界纪录
0:21:12.91,	I guess the thing that I'll never forget	我想我永远不会忘记的就是
0:21:14.31,	is the sound that it made.	破纪录时游戏机发出的声音
0:21:15.79,	It was, like, bells and whistles and sirens.	好像有敲钟声 口哨 汽笛
0:21:19.07,	It's impossible to describe.	不太可能描述清楚
0:21:22.25,	Oh, no!	不是吧
0:21:23.33,	That was literally the first punch I've ever thrown!	这可是我生平打出的第一拳
0:21:27.27,	You are never to see him again.	你这辈子都不准再见他了
0:21:28.47,	Yes, I know.	是 我知道