[02:22.00]A lot can change in a short time. 短时间内也会有大变化
[02:24.94]- (gasps) Oh. - Don't... don't choke, don't choke. 别噎住了
[02:27.00]别噎住了
[02:30.68]No, stay. 不要 别动
[02:37.82]l don't get it. lt was a holiday! 我不明白 那可是节日
[02:39.75]Clearly, some people thought it would be an ideal time 很显然 有人认为那是拿我的办公室 开狂欢晚会的好时机
[02:42.59]to use my office as a prom limo.
[02:44.26](scoffs) Animals! What'd they do? 畜生
[02:46.83]They polished off six gift baskets, rifled through my drawers 他们做什么了?
[02:46.98]他们吃了六个礼盒 洗劫了我的抽屉 还在我的办公桌上打电话
[02:50.80]and made phone calls from my desk.
[02:53.77]What's wrong with people? 人们都出什么问题了?
[02:56.54]Wouldn't they be satisfied with watching the parade 他们难道就不能只看看游行 看看“音乐之声” 就像80年代一样?
[02:59.34]and The Sound of Music for the 80th time?
[03:01.88]ls that how you spent your holidays, Marc? Marc 你就这么过节日的?
[03:04.05]ln Schenectady. With my family. 跟我家人一起在Schenectady
[03:06.41]And you came back...? 你回来的时间…
[03:07.68]Right before the von Trapps escaped the Nazis. 呃 在Von Trapps 从纳粹那里逃出来之前
[03:10.08]lf l leave before Edelweiss, l can be at home and in bed by midnight. 要是在“雪绒花”(“音乐之声”插曲)之前走 我能在午夜前回到家并上床睡觉
[03:13.42]Marc... l found this under my chaise. Marc 我在我的躺椅下找到了这个
[03:19.23]Why are you calling me from the office? 你干吗从办公室给我打电话?
[03:24.30]She knows we called from the office. 她知道我们从办公室打的电话
[03:26.20](phone ringing)
[03:30.37](Amanda gasping)
[03:37.01]Who, on this staff, would willingly eat something 这里的员工 有谁会愿意吃这种 每一份就有15克脂肪的东西呢?
[03:40.58]that's 1 5 grams of fat per serving?
[03:44.59]Uh... Gee... 啊 哦 咦 嗯…
[03:46.29]- You know... - (phone ringing)
[03:48.22]l'll get it. You study the teeth imprints. 我来接
[03:49.66]你好好研究这牙印
[03:54.93]Hello? Ah, Bradford. How was your holiday? 喂?
[03:56.35]哦 Bradford
[03:57.49]你休假过得如何啊?
[04:00.40]Oh, no. l'll... l'll turn it on now. 哦 不 我…
[04:01.99]我现在就看
[04:06.01]Word has it that Tim, Chloe and baby Chutney 有传言说 Tim Chloe和小Chutney宝宝 会在去Prague的途中在纽约短暂停留
[04:09.11]will stop in Gotham for a layover on their way to Prague.
[04:12.41]Does this mean that New Yorkers will be the first to lay eyes 这是否意味着 纽约人会有幸 第一个看到这个神秘小姑娘呢?
[04:15.75]on the mysterious baby girl? l hope so.
[04:18.62]This New Yorker is starting to think that Miss Chloe 我希望是 因为纽约人想知道Chloe小姐 是否是在“照顾”一大块瑞士奶酪呢?
[04:21.46]has been nursing a fat slab of Swiss cheese.
[04:24.83]Wait, are you saying they chose us to reveal baby Chutney? 等等 你是说 他们让我们 曝光小Chutney宝宝吗?
[04:28.13](gasps) Fabulous. 太棒了
[04:30.93]There's writer contracts that l have to get out today. - 今天有个作者的和约 我必须出去 - 我以为这是个带薪假期呢
[04:33.74]l thought it was a paid holiday.
[04:35.44]- l'm only gonna be there till noon. - Right. 我只要上午在那儿就可以了
[04:37.91]Dad, we've got deadlines and Daniel's been... distracted. 好吧
[04:38.11]爸爸 最后期限要到了 而Daniel又心烦意乱的
[04:41.34]lf l wait until Monday to finish, it'll be too late. 如果我到周一才完成这些文件的话 那就太晚了
[04:44.05]How does your boss take coffee, on the rocks? 你老板要怎么喝咖啡? 加冰块?
[04:46.35]Shh. Dad, please, just let him sleep. l'm sure l'll be back before he gets up. 嘘 爸爸 拜托
[04:48.33]就让他睡吧
[04:49.33]我保证他起来前我一定回来
[04:51.39]Oh, but if l'm not, just offer him breakfast. Be nice. 哦 如果我没回来 记得给他吃早饭
[04:54.82]Oh, and whatever you do, don't talk about last night. 友好点
[04:54.65]还有不论你做什么 别提昨天晚上 不要提她的名字
[04:57.99]Don't mention her name. He's in really bad shape. 他真的很糟糕呢
[05:00.63]- Who is this woman, anyway? - What, you don't recognize me? 这女人是谁啊?
[05:02.55]什么?
[05:04.53]l'm Memoir of a Geisha... before she shaved. 你不认得我了?
[05:04.92]我是“艺妓回忆录”…