[22:28.11]What is she doing here? 她在这儿干什么?
[22:29.68]''She'' wouldn't miss this for the world. 她怎么能错过这么精彩的时刻
[22:34.51]- She lives here. - ''She lives here.'' - 她住这儿 - “她住这儿”
[22:58.71]Taquito, “玉米卷” 记不记得之前 我们开车去偏僻的地区
[22:59.77]remember that time we drove upstate to look at the leaves?
[23:04.04]Oh, yes! And we listened to 'N Sync the whole way up 去看那些玉米叶?
[23:04.66]哦 是的!
[23:07.98]because that's Marc's favorite band. 而且--而且 我们听着 'Nsync'乐队的 “The Whole Way Up”
[23:08.54]因为那是Marc最喜欢的乐队
[23:10.28]l know that because l am his boyfriend. 我之所以知道 是因为我是他的男朋友
[23:12.32]l mean, he's my girlfriend. l mean... 我是说 他是我的女朋友! 我是说…
[23:15.59]So, Miss Weiner, tell us. How did you get started in cat shows? 呃… Weiner太太 给我们说说 呃
[23:18.24]你从什么时候开始参加猫展的?
[23:20.13]Oh, well it was just fun at first. 哦 一开始挺好玩的
[23:21.93]l had a hairless Sphynx named Mr. Meowington 我以前养过一只加拿大无毛猫 叫Meowington先生
[23:24.87]who l entered in a local pageant. 还参加过当地的盛装游行
[23:26.80]For his talent competition he flushed a toilet. 呃 因为它太有天赋了 它可以冲厕所
[23:31.84]See, even a cat can remember to do it. 看到没? 一只猫都知道 上完厕所要冲水
[23:34.21](Mrs. Weiner) Betty, you have the same sense of humor as Betty 你让我想起了一个人
[23:37.04]Marc's old roommate Chuck. Honey, do you ever see Chuck? 你和Marc以前的室友Chuck
[23:37.63]一样有幽默感
[23:39.39]- 亲爱的 还见过他吗? - 我现在不想谈他
[23:41.11]l don't want to talk about him. We just... sort of lost touch.
[23:43.30]呃 我们只是… 失去联系了
[23:46.69](Mrs. Weiner) He was so handsome, and they were so close. 哦 他很帅 而且他们很要好
[23:49.52]We weren't that close! We were just poker buddies. 没有那么要好 呃 我们只是牌友
[23:52.99]l'm guessing a lot of hold 'em. 我看没那么简单
[23:54.93]So how long have you two been going out? 你们一起约会有多久了?
[23:57.86]- Six months. - Three months. - 3个月 - 6个月
[23:59.30]l mean six months. lt has been six months, 我是说6个月 已经6个月了
[24:01.64]it just feels like three months. 是的 只是让人觉得像3个月那么快
[24:03.84]Our first date, we watched High School Musical 第一次约会我们去看了 “高中歌舞剧”
[24:06.71]because that's Marc's favorite musical, 因为那是Marc最喜欢的歌舞剧
[24:09.44]and l know that. 我知道的
[24:13.65]Would you guys excuse us for just a minute? 呃 各位失陪一下
[24:16.12]Treasure, can l see you up in my room? - 宝贝? - 什么?
[24:18.26]- 能跟我到楼上我房间里来吗? - 哦 好的
[24:23.09]Hey, keep that door open! 嘿 嘿 留着门别关
[24:25.29]Oh... (chuckles) 哦!
[24:32.83]So this is where the tragic happens. 这就是悲剧的开始
[24:36.10]Marc, we can't do this anymore. Marc! Marc 我们不能再这样下去了
[24:38.61]We are not convincing anybody. l keep waiting for Mr. Roper to show up. Marc! 谁都不会相信我们