Scene 5
场景5
Will: The date was a SPAT picnic in Regent's Park. with everyone bringing their kids. Sadly. Ned couldn't be there. His mum had called and picked him up at the last second.
威尔:(单亲会)我们约好了一起带孩子去公园野餐，遗憾的是，奈德临时让她妈妈带走了。
Suzie: What a shame.
苏茜:太遗憾了。
Will: Yeah.
威尔:是啊!
Suzie: I'm sorry. Well. would you...
苏茜:不好意思。能帮我…
Will: Okay. Got it. Got it.
威尔:没问题，没问题。
Suzie: This is Megan. by the way.
苏茜:这是麦珍。
Will: Aha. Hello. Megan.
威尔:你好，麦珍。
Suzie: Oh. a friend of mine from SPAT isn't feeling so great. so I said that we'd take her kid to the picnic too. Is that all right?
苏茜:哦，单亲会有个朋友身体不舒服，我说了带她儿子一起去的，行吗?
Will: Yeah. Yeah. The more, the merrier.
威尔:行，人越多越热闹。
Suzie：Come on, slowcoach!
苏茜:快点，磨蹭鬼。
Marcus: I hated that SPAT a lot , I mean, mum' s friend Suzie was fine. But now there was also that Wally who wanted to get off with her.
马可斯：我不喜欢羊亲会的人，但妈妈的朋友苏茜还不错，但现在有个讨厌鬼想缠着她。
Suzie: Marcus , Will. Will, Marcus.
苏茜:马可斯，这是威尔。威尔，这是马可斯。
Will: Hi, there. Right. Pile in, everyone. Ho-ho-look what a mess Ned made of the car seat. What a shame he can' t come.
威尔:你好。大家上车吧，噢，奈德把坐位搞得一蹋糊涂，可惜，他没来。
Suzie: So, uh, what do you do, Will?
苏茜:你做什么工作?
Will: Me? Well , um... But there were already too many lies to keep track of, so I told the truth. Nothing.
威尔:嗯…已经说了太多谎话了，这回说实话吧——不做什么。
Suzie: Oh, well, before, then.
苏茜:那以前呢?
Will: You mean , before I did nothing?
威尔:什么都不做之前?
Suzie: Yeah.
苏茜:是。
Will: I did nothing.
威尔:不做什么。
Suzie: So you' ve never worked?
苏茜:你从没工作过吗?
Will: Well, I've done the odd day here and there, but... no. Crazy, isn' t it?
我打打零工，不过没正式工作过。无法相信，是吗?
Suzie: It's. uh...
苏茜:这……
Will: Yeah. Brilliant. Oh. God. I was gonna have to tell her. No. well. what happened, in fact. was that my dad wrote a song in. um. 1958. And it's quite a famous song. and I basically live off the royalties.
威尔:没办法，我只能告诉她，实话。是这样的，我爸爸在 1958年写了一首歌，一首挺有名的歌，我靠版权费生活。
Marcus: You know Michael Jackson? He rnakes a million pounds a minute. That's 60 million pounds an hour.
马可斯：你知道迈可·杰克逊吧，他，每分钟赚一百万磅，每小时就是六千万磅。
Will: Well. I don't make a million pounds a minute. Nothing like. sadly.
威尔:我一分钟赚不了那么多。
Marcus: How much?
马可斯：你赚多少?
Suzie: Marcus!
苏茜:马可斯!
Will: I was beginning to wonder if we were gonna be stuck with this kid all day.
威尔:看来，我今天摆脱不了这小子了。
Suzie: So what' s this song. then? Well. if you can live off it. we must' ve heard of it.
苏茜:那是什么歌啊?既然你能靠那首歌的版权费生活，那我们肯定听过。
Will: It's，um, "Santa' s Super Sleigh. " Oh , God, please don't sing it.
威尔:“圣诞老人的超级雪撬”。哦，天哪，不要唱。
Suzie and Marcus: (singing) Look who' s coming round the bend. It's Santa and his reindeer friends. With a ho-ho-ho and a hey-hey-hey. It's Santa' s super sleigh.
苏茜和马可斯：(唱)看谁在前面，是圣诞老人和他的以麋鹿。一边走来，一边笑，圣诞老人的超级雪撬。
Suzie: I expect people do that all the time.
苏茜:我猜所有人听你一说都会唱起来。
Will: Oh, no, I think you two are the first.
威尔:不，你们两个是第一次。
Suzie: Sorry. I don' t understand. How does that make you money? Do carol singers pay you ten percent?
苏茜:对不起，那你怎么赚到钱呢?唱圣诞歌的人，都得付你百分之十的利润吗?
Will: They should , yeah , but you can' t always catch the little bastards. So how often do you look after Marcus?
威尔:应该是，但他们精得很，不容易抓到。你经常要照顾马可斯吗?
Suzie: Oh, every once a while. His mum's a little off-color sometimes.
苏茜:偶而吧。他妈妈有时候感觉不好。
Marcus: You call it off-color, I call it nuts.
马可斯：不是感觉不好，是精神有毛病。
Suzie: Oh, she's not nuts, Marcus. She just needs a weekend taking it easy. Look , we are gonna have a nice picnic, and when you get home, she's gonna be rested up and ready to go.
苏茜:哦，马可斯，她精神没有毛病。她只是需要周末好好休息，我们现在野餐，等你回到家，她肯定会精神很好了。
场景5
Will: The date was a SPAT picnic in Regent's Park. with everyone bringing their kids. Sadly. Ned couldn't be there. His mum had called and picked him up at the last second.
威尔:(单亲会)我们约好了一起带孩子去公园野餐，遗憾的是，奈德临时让她妈妈带走了。
Suzie: What a shame.
苏茜:太遗憾了。
Will: Yeah.
威尔:是啊!
Suzie: I'm sorry. Well. would you...
苏茜:不好意思。能帮我…
Will: Okay. Got it. Got it.
威尔:没问题，没问题。
Suzie: This is Megan. by the way.
苏茜:这是麦珍。
Will: Aha. Hello. Megan.
威尔:你好，麦珍。
Suzie: Oh. a friend of mine from SPAT isn't feeling so great. so I said that we'd take her kid to the picnic too. Is that all right?
苏茜:哦，单亲会有个朋友身体不舒服，我说了带她儿子一起去的，行吗?
Will: Yeah. Yeah. The more, the merrier.
威尔:行，人越多越热闹。
Suzie：Come on, slowcoach!
苏茜:快点，磨蹭鬼。
Marcus: I hated that SPAT a lot , I mean, mum' s friend Suzie was fine. But now there was also that Wally who wanted to get off with her.
马可斯：我不喜欢羊亲会的人，但妈妈的朋友苏茜还不错，但现在有个讨厌鬼想缠着她。
Suzie: Marcus , Will. Will, Marcus.
苏茜:马可斯，这是威尔。威尔，这是马可斯。
Will: Hi, there. Right. Pile in, everyone. Ho-ho-look what a mess Ned made of the car seat. What a shame he can' t come.
威尔:你好。大家上车吧，噢，奈德把坐位搞得一蹋糊涂，可惜，他没来。
Suzie: So, uh, what do you do, Will?
苏茜:你做什么工作?
Will: Me? Well , um... But there were already too many lies to keep track of, so I told the truth. Nothing.
威尔:嗯…已经说了太多谎话了，这回说实话吧——不做什么。
Suzie: Oh, well, before, then.
苏茜:那以前呢?
Will: You mean , before I did nothing?
威尔:什么都不做之前?
Suzie: Yeah.
苏茜:是。
Will: I did nothing.
威尔:不做什么。
Suzie: So you' ve never worked?
苏茜:你从没工作过吗?
Will: Well, I've done the odd day here and there, but... no. Crazy, isn' t it?
我打打零工，不过没正式工作过。无法相信，是吗?
Suzie: It's. uh...
苏茜:这……
Will: Yeah. Brilliant. Oh. God. I was gonna have to tell her. No. well. what happened, in fact. was that my dad wrote a song in. um. 1958. And it's quite a famous song. and I basically live off the royalties.
威尔:没办法，我只能告诉她，实话。是这样的，我爸爸在 1958年写了一首歌，一首挺有名的歌，我靠版权费生活。
Marcus: You know Michael Jackson? He rnakes a million pounds a minute. That's 60 million pounds an hour.
马可斯：你知道迈可·杰克逊吧，他，每分钟赚一百万磅，每小时就是六千万磅。
Will: Well. I don't make a million pounds a minute. Nothing like. sadly.
威尔:我一分钟赚不了那么多。
Marcus: How much?
马可斯：你赚多少?
Suzie: Marcus!
苏茜:马可斯!
Will: I was beginning to wonder if we were gonna be stuck with this kid all day.
威尔:看来，我今天摆脱不了这小子了。
Suzie: So what' s this song. then? Well. if you can live off it. we must' ve heard of it.
苏茜:那是什么歌啊?既然你能靠那首歌的版权费生活，那我们肯定听过。
Will: It's，um, "Santa' s Super Sleigh. " Oh , God, please don't sing it.
威尔:“圣诞老人的超级雪撬”。哦，天哪，不要唱。
Suzie and Marcus: (singing) Look who' s coming round the bend. It's Santa and his reindeer friends. With a ho-ho-ho and a hey-hey-hey. It's Santa' s super sleigh.
苏茜和马可斯：(唱)看谁在前面，是圣诞老人和他的以麋鹿。一边走来，一边笑，圣诞老人的超级雪撬。
Suzie: I expect people do that all the time.
苏茜:我猜所有人听你一说都会唱起来。
Will: Oh, no, I think you two are the first.
威尔:不，你们两个是第一次。
Suzie: Sorry. I don' t understand. How does that make you money? Do carol singers pay you ten percent?
苏茜:对不起，那你怎么赚到钱呢?唱圣诞歌的人，都得付你百分之十的利润吗?
Will: They should , yeah , but you can' t always catch the little bastards. So how often do you look after Marcus?
威尔:应该是，但他们精得很，不容易抓到。你经常要照顾马可斯吗?
Suzie: Oh, every once a while. His mum's a little off-color sometimes.
苏茜:偶而吧。他妈妈有时候感觉不好。
Marcus: You call it off-color, I call it nuts.
马可斯：不是感觉不好，是精神有毛病。
Suzie: Oh, she's not nuts, Marcus. She just needs a weekend taking it easy. Look , we are gonna have a nice picnic, and when you get home, she's gonna be rested up and ready to go.
苏茜:哦，马可斯，她精神没有毛病。她只是需要周末好好休息，我们现在野餐，等你回到家，她肯定会精神很好了。
