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0:00:01.83,	Jay, should I get rid of this?	杰 我该把这个处理掉吗
0:00:03.38,	The hat, the jacket, or the cane?	帽子 夹克 还是手杖
0:00:04.83,	Actually, yes. Just yes.	说实话 该扔 都该扔
0:00:06.64,	We're having a yard sale for our social studies class	我们在办庭院大甩卖 以完成社会研究课的作业
0:00:08.97,	to raise money for UNICEF.	给联合国儿童基金会筹款
0:00:10.15,	The point is for us to learn about global altruism.	旨在让我们学习全球互相关爱的精神
0:00:12.43,	No, the point is for us	不对 是为了让我们的筹款
0:00:14.40,	to raise more money than Miss Cooper's class	超过库珀老师的班级
0:00:16.32,	so we get a pizza and a pool party.	那样我们就能吃披萨 开泳池派对了
0:00:18.31,	Your cynicism makes me sad for our world.	你的玩世不恭让我忧国忧民
0:00:20.84,	Ease up, Delgado. I've seen you with a pizza.	别紧张 迪尔加多 我明明见你很爱披萨的
0:00:24.54,	I hate garage sales.	我讨厌大甩卖
0:00:25.92,	Bunch of shady characters going through my stuff.	成群的怪人组团来乱翻我的东西
0:00:27.88,	Why can't I just write a check?	我直接写张支票不就行了吗
0:00:29.50,	Relax, Jay.	放松点 杰
0:00:30.43,	It's just a couple of people in the driveway.	不就那么几个人来我们家车道上嘛
0:00:32.37,	Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where it starts.	就是 就是 一开始是那样
0:00:33.70,	Then it's, "It's just a local call."	然后就得寸进尺 "就打个本地电话嘛"
0:00:35.75,	Can I use your bathroom?	能用下你家洗手间吗
0:00:36.88,	My mother needs to lie down.	我妈妈得躺一下
0:00:38.28,	No, it just stinks.	靠 太烦人了
0:00:41.26,	He did write a check.	他确实给我写了张支票
0:00:42.89,	The less he knows, the better.	他知道得越少越好
0:00:45.12,	You're not even here anymore.	你都不住这儿了
0:00:46.49,	But it's my stuff.	那也是我的东西
0:00:47.84,	Where's mom? Luke, take me to mom.	妈妈呢 卢克 带我去妈那儿
0:00:50.04,	And move slow. I'm still drunk	悠着点动弹 我昨晚喝多了...
0:00:52.30,	-ing my coffee. Mom!	是喝多了咖啡 妈
0:00:54.47,	What's the problem?	怎么了
0:00:56.19,	Tell Luke not to sell my stuff?	别让卢克卖我的东西
0:00:58.30,	Honey, come on. Give it up.	亲爱的 得了 算了吧
0:01:00.00,	Even John Mayer doesn't have a John Mayer poster anymore.	约翰·梅尔本人都没有他自己的海报了
0:01:02.69,	It's signed by him.	他签了名的
0:01:04.17,	It's time you knew-- they come that way.	跟你说实话吧 买的时候就有了
0:01:06.50,	But it's "To Haley."	可是写着"致海莉"了呀
0:01:08.19,	In a different color. Your dad wrote that.	颜色不一样 那是你爸加上去的
0:01:10.44,	Ew! He wrote "my body is a wonderland."	恶 他还写"我的身体是片仙境"
0:01:13.19,	I didn't catch that till after.	他写了之后我才发现
0:01:14.92,	Mom, is it okay if Michael comes to the yard sale?	妈 迈克可以来参加大甩卖吗
0:01:17.42,	Well, honey, didn't you see him last night?	亲爱的 你昨晚不是和他见过面了吗
0:01:19.54,	So? Why don't you like my boyfriend?	所以呢 你为什么不喜欢我男朋友
0:01:22.23,	I do like him.	我喜欢呀
0:01:23.77,	I'm just 90% sure he's 100% gay.	我极度怀疑他可能是个同性恋
0:01:27.25,	Yes, when Michael took me to prom,	没错 迈克带我去舞会的时候
0:01:28.79,	I questioned his sexuality.	我怀疑过他的性取向
0:01:30.60,	But then... we made out.	但是之后 我们亲热过
0:01:33.31,	A couple times.	好几回了
0:01:35.18,	There was even a little... under-the-shirt action.	甚至 掀起衣服 有肌肤之亲了
0:01:40.16,	His chest is very smooth.	他的胸部手感可好了
0:01:42.74,	Heads up! Coming through!	小心 看车
0:01:45.45,	I am glad you're finally getting rid of that thing.	你终于要把那玩意处理掉了
0:01:48.43,	What? I'm not selling this bad boy.	说什么呢 我可不会卖我的宝贝
0:01:50.44,	I was gonna meet you at your dad's	我是想骑着这个去你爸家
0:01:51.43,	and get a little exercise on the way.	顺便锻炼一下身体呢
0:01:52.93,	What's,what's your beef with my streets rider?	你对我的阔步车有意见吗
0:01:55.27,	Even I think it's nerdy, and I'm fluent in elvish.	我这个书呆子都觉得很呆气
0:01:57.45,	It's not nerdy. Luke, back me up.	一点都不呆 卢克 顶我一下
0:01:59.40,	I hope you mean into the garage,	你是说让我帮你顶进车库里吧
0:02:00.66,	Because I have friends on this street.	我在街上还有熟人呢
0:02:03.05,	Honey, you finally found something less cool	亲爱的 你终于找到
0:02:03.05,	[双节裤 裤腿上有拉链 可自由变换成长裤或短裤]
0:02:05.87,	than those pants that zip off into shorts.	比双节裤更丢人的东西了
0:02:08.00,	My shants, which you have been gunning for since day one.	我的双节裤 买了以后你就一直吐槽
0:02:10.79,	Does it matter to any of you	你们难道就毫不关心
0:02:12.05,	that this is actually an extremely efficient cardiovascular workout	骑此车有利于心脑血管健康
0:02:14.79,	that could prolong my life?	可以延长我的余生吗
0:02:16.65,	Mm, yeah, but what kind of life? And with whom?	是啊 但那是怎样的余生呢 和谁一起过呢
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0:02:32.89,	第四季 第六集
0:02:36.55,	Remember, everyone, this is for charity.	大家一定要记住哦 我们是在做慈善
0:02:38.53,	Every dollar we earn helps a diseased child,	每一块钱都到能帮到一个患病儿童
0:02:41.05,	a starving child, an abused child.	一个挨饿的儿童 和一个受虐的儿童
0:02:43.13,	Now have fun!	大家购物开心
0:02:43.78,	Speaking of starving children, here's my contribution.	说到挨饿儿童 我的捐赠来了
0:02:47.22,	Six pair of jeans that don't fit me anymore	6条大肥桶牛仔裤 我已经穿不上了
0:02:48.89,	Because I've lost 25 pounds.	因为我减掉了25磅肉
0:02:50.54,	That's like... one, two, three children's bowling balls.	大约是一二三个儿童保龄球的重量
0:02:54.09,	- Mm, bravo! - Very nice.	太棒了-真不错
0:02:56.12,	Hey, Cam?	小卡
0:02:57.12,	Are--are you really getting rid of all these?	你 你真的不要了吗
0:02:58.33,	I mean, they're almost new. It's...	你瞧 看上去都是崭新的呢
0:02:59.84,	Well, what if you, um--	要是你...
0:03:00.68,	What if I what, Mitchell? Put the weight back on?	要是我怎样啊 米奇尔 反弹吗
0:03:01.99,	No! No.	不 怎么会
0:03:05.01,	No, what if you--	才不是呢 要是你
0:03:06.07,	You think of some creative art project that requires denim?	万一你想到用牛仔裤进行什么艺术创作呢
0:03:08.63,	You know, something farm or Kelly Clarkson-themed?	比如 以农场或者凯丽·克拉克森为主题的
0:03:11.68,	- Or... - I've already done so much with that motif.	或者-我已经做过很多类似的主题了
0:03:13.40,	Yeah. Yeah.	是啊 是啊
0:03:14.29,	You know what? No, sell 'em! I wanna purge,	不行 卖了 我要大清除[泻药]
0:03:16.36,	Which, for the record, is not how I lost this weight.	声明一下 我可不是靠泻药减肥的
0:03:20.01,	Oh, every time. Every time he loses weight,	老是这样 他每次掉肉
0:03:21.78,	he gets rid of his big pants.	都把大号裤子扔了
0:03:23.07,	And then when he puts the weight back on,	体重反弹之后
0:03:24.47,	he has to buy them all new again.	他又去买新裤子
0:03:25.61,	It's--it's a nightmare.	跟噩梦似的
0:03:26.63,	Just put the jeans in the car while he's in the house.	趁他在屋子里 快把裤子放到车里
0:03:28.60,	No, dad! That's incredibly dis--	不行 爸爸 那简直太...
0:03:29.83,	I'm gonna do that. Yeah.	好吧 就这么干
0:03:33.42,	Where you think you're going with those?	你拿着这些裤子想去哪儿啊
0:03:34.85,	Oh, these aren't for sale.	这些不卖
0:03:35.57,	Hey, this is for charity.	我们是在做慈善呢
0:03:37.44,	You know you're taking those jeans out of the hands	你活生生地从那些急需帮助的
0:03:39.24,	of some needy, giant children.	大胖墩儿童手里抢走了牛仔裤啊
0:03:40.90,	You know they're not getting the actual jeans, right, Luke?	你知道我们不是直接把牛仔裤捐出去吧 卢克
0:03:43.52,	Oh. Right. Well, then how about a donation?	噢 对哦 那就捐点钱吧
0:03:45.73,	- 20 bucks? - 100.	-20块 -100块
0:03:48.30,	$20?	20块
0:03:49.12,	Sure. What's it to you	是啊 你当然不在乎
0:03:50.40,	if some kid gets sick bathing in poo river, Africa?	那些非洲小孩在肮脏的大便河里洗澡得病了
0:03:54.63,	How much for the ashtray?	这个烟灰缸多少钱
0:03:55.88,	I don't know. What's the tag say?	不知道 标签上是多少钱
0:03:57.50,	50 cents. But there's a chip in it.	50美分 但里头有个豁口
0:03:59.58,	Well, that's why it's lying on a blanket on my lawn,	所以我才把它放在草坪的毯子上
0:04:01.65,	next to some old corn on the cob handles.	跟铁锥上的老玉米放一块儿
0:04:03.77,	I'll give you 35.	我只出35分
0:04:04.88,	You're wearing a $10,000 watch.	你戴着价值一万块的手表
0:04:06.34,	You're hagglig over 15 cents?	却要为15分钱讨价还价吗
0:04:07.91,	You live in this place, and you can't let that 15 cents go?	你住这么豪华的房子 便宜个15分都不行吗
0:04:10.36,	Fine. 35.	好吧 35分
0:04:11.76,	- Can you break a 50? - Get out.	你能找开50块钱吗-滚远点
0:04:20.87,	Manny.	曼尼
0:04:22.72,	What is this case doing here?	这个箱子怎么在这里
0:04:24.04,	I found it in the attic.	我在阁楼上找到的
0:04:25.23,	Why? What is it?	怎么了 里面装的什么
0:04:27.10,	Nothing that concerns you.	跟你没关系
0:04:28.71,	It's from Colombia.	是我从哥伦比亚带来的
0:04:29.96,	- But I thought you said-- - You thought nothing.	但我以为你说-别胡思乱想
0:04:35.53,	It's going back in the attic, and I want no more questions.	我要把它放回阁楼 不许再问问题
0:04:38.54,	Why?	为什么
0:04:39.15,	That's a question.	这也算是个问题
0:04:43.50,	That was weird.	真诡异
0:04:44.62,	Too weird.	太诡异了
0:04:45.94,	I wonder what's in there.	我想知道里面有什么
0:04:47.55,	Wake up, Delgado.	醒醒吧 迪尔加多
0:04:49.00,	Locked box, from Colombia,	上锁的箱子 来自哥伦比亚
0:04:51.66,	No more questions?	不许问问题
0:04:53.30,	It's obviously a human head.	里面显然装着个人头
0:04:55.24,	Why is that always your first guess?	你为什么总是第一个就猜这个
0:04:56.87,	One of these days, I'm gonna be right.	总有一天会证明我说的是对的
0:05:01.62,	No way!	不是吧
0:05:03.00,	You're selling the Harley?	你要把这辆哈雷卖了吗
0:05:04.05,	No, I'm just trying to move it out of the way.	不是 我只是要把它移开而已
0:05:05.81,	Some asshat offered me 100 bucks for it.	有傻帽出价100块要买它
0:05:08.85,	But with the baby coming, I guess I am gonna sell it.	不过宝宝快出生了 我可能还是会卖掉
0:05:11.18,	Oh, she's a beaut.	真是辆好车
0:05:12.38,	What, you wouldn't be interested in it, would you?	什么 你不会对它有兴趣吧
0:05:14.69,	Why wouldn't I be?	我为什么会没兴趣
0:05:15.50,	Well, I just never thought of you a motorcyle kinda guy.	我只是觉得 你不太可能是摩托车发烧友
0:05:18.61,	I would be if Claire would ever let me have one.	如果克莱尔肯让我买一辆的话 我早就是了
0:05:20.99,	You can have a motorcycle if you want.	你想要就买一辆呗
0:05:23.98,	Can I also have an affair with my super hot receptionist?	那我能跟我那超级性感的接待员来一炮吗
0:05:26.62,	What super hot receptionist?	什么超级性感的接待员
0:05:28.06,	Don't change the subject!	别转移话题
0:05:29.41,	Now what would everybody like for lunch?	大家午饭想吃什么
0:05:31.39,	You don't have to buy a motorcycle if you don't want one.	你要是不想要一辆摩托车 那就别买
0:05:33.91,	But don't blame it on me. I'm fine with it.	别怪罪到我头上 我又不介意
0:05:36.23,	Seriously?-Yeah.	真的吗-真的
0:05:38.40,	Yeah, look, I know it's not the safest thing in the world,	当然了 我知道它虽然不太安全
0:05:40.16,	but it is sexy.	但真的超性感
0:05:42.43,	Yes. A lot more sexy than that crazy machine you rode up on.	没错 比你骑的那奇葩机器要性感多了
0:05:46.61,	Is that something that your doctor make you use?	那是你医生强迫你骑着锻炼的吗
0:05:49.35,	All right, I'm gonna take this around back,	好了 我要把这车牵回去了
0:05:51.52,	unless you'd like to go for a test-drive.	除非你要试着骑骑看
0:05:53.22,	Sure. Let's go. Not too fast.	当然了 走吧 不要太快哦
0:05:55.38,	Precious cargo.	稀罕货
0:05:56.33,	I'm not taking you, sweetheart.	我可不载你 亲爱的
0:05:57.75,	I'm driving?	让我自己开吗
0:05:59.72,	Awesome!	太赞了
0:06:03.54,	I'm terrified of motorcycles,	我好怕好怕摩托车
0:06:05.01,	but sometimes you have to do things to show the world	但有时候你就得做点事儿来向世界证明
0:06:07.01,	you're still a man.	你仍是个纯爷们
0:06:09.19,	Same reason I got that henna tattoo.	所以我贴了个一次性纹身
0:06:12.07,	Japanese symbol for "Courage."	日文"勇气"
0:06:15.29,	Yeah.	好的
0:06:16.07,	Oh, Michael's here! Hi, Michael!	迈克来了 你好啊迈克
0:06:19.53,	Well, well, well. What is this all about?	哟哟哟 这是哪一出
0:06:21.59,	Is there a-a new man in Alex's life?	那是 那是艾丽克斯的新男友吗
0:06:24.10,	Well, she certainly thinks so.	她当然这样以为
0:06:25.79,	Is there any way that boy is straight?	你看那家伙是直男吗
0:06:27.86,	Ooh, what's going on? Who are we looking at?	怎么回事 我们这是在看谁呢
0:06:29.51,	Uh, it's Alex's new "Boyfriend" Michael.	那是艾丽克斯的新"男友"迈克
0:06:32.41,	What's up with the air quotes?	你打双引号是什么意思
0:06:33.36,	She thinks he's gay.	她觉得那家伙是同志
0:06:34.45,	I "Think" he's gay the same way	我"觉得"他是同志就跟
0:06:35.79,	I "Think" that lamp is hideous.	我"觉得"这灯丑得吓人一样肯定
0:06:37.73,	Ok, brought it. Made it art class.	好吧 我带来的 是我在艺术课上做的
0:06:39.64,	Look, I like michael. I really do.	听着 我喜欢迈克 真的喜欢
0:06:42.00,	I just--I don't want her to get her heart broken.	我只是 不希望她将来伤心
0:06:44.39,	When it comes to boys,	一碰到男生
0:06:45.19,	her self-esteem is low enough as it is.	她的自尊就几乎荡然无存
0:06:46.55,	I don't know. Alex seems pretty darn tough.	不知道 艾丽克斯像是很坚强的人
0:06:48.90,	Oh, she's just sarcastic on the outside.	她只是表面上很刻薄
0:06:51.04,	Inside, she's just a fragile little girl.	心里其实就是个脆弱的小女孩
0:06:53.52,	By all means, look right at me when you say that.	你说那话的时候 干嘛看着我啊
0:06:56.16,	If she wants to get her heart broken by a gay guy,	就算她甘愿让同志伤她的心
0:06:57.86,	she can do so when she's 18 or 19	也得等到她18或19岁的时候才行
0:07:00.03,	and can drink her way through it.	到时候她可以借酒消愁
0:07:01.48,	Aw. You're a "Good mother."	哇 你真是个"好"妈妈
0:07:03.29,	I don't know, Claire. You could be wrong.	我也说不清 克莱尔 你有可能搞错了
0:07:04.52,	Boys aren't as concerned about traditional masculinity anymore.	现在的男孩已经不在乎传统的男子气概那一套了
0:07:07.23,	You know, they're not butching it up.	他们不会故作强硬
0:07:08.51,	They're not pushing down their feelings.	他们不会压抑自己的感情
0:07:10.48,	- Yeah, they care about their clothes. - Mm-hmm.	-是啊 他们会很在乎着装 -嗯
0:07:11.81,	- They--they--they groom. - Mm-hmm.	他们喜欢打扮-嗯
0:07:13.47,	Everybody's hairless.	现在男人们都把汗毛刮得很干净
0:07:14.91,	Yeah, you can't tell anything anymore.	是啊 现在已经很难从外表分辨了
0:07:16.86,	Really?	是吗
0:07:19.00,	Uncle Mitch, uncle Cam, this is Michael.	米奇舅舅 小卡舅夫 这是迈克
0:07:20.95,	- Hi! - Hello.	嗨-你好啊
0:07:23.17,	Okay, come on.	好了 快过来
0:07:26.07,	- Yep, he's gay. - We stand corrected.	-好吧 他是基佬无疑 -我们承认错误
0:07:27.50,	Yeah.	是啊
0:07:33.46,	Okay.	好吧
0:07:34.54,	Now be careful.	小心点
0:07:35.12,	- I don't want you to crash. -Oh, oh.	我可不希望你撞车-好感动
0:07:37.02,	- I don't want the bike all scratched up. - Oh.	我不希望你把我的车撞散架了-好吧
0:07:39.73,	And don't be nervous.	别紧张
0:07:40.59,	People make mistakes when they're nervous.	人一紧张就容易犯错
0:07:42.38,	I'm not nervous.	我才不紧张
0:07:44.12,	I've had bigger hogs than this between my legs.	曾经我胯下的"雄物" 可比这大得多
0:07:44.12,	[Hog: 大摩托车/男性生殖器]
0:07:51.13,	He really oughta run things through his head first.	他真该说话前先过过脑子
0:07:53.97,	Yeah.	是啊
0:07:56.03,	I know I looked super cool on the outside,	我知道我外表看上去酷毙了
0:07:59.03,	But on the inside, I was terrified.	但内心里 我怕得要死
0:08:01.71,	And then I remembered	然后我想起
0:08:02.67,	that Fonzie once put together a whole motorcycle while blind.	方兹曾经在瞎眼的时候组装了一辆摩托车
0:08:02.67,	[方兹是著名电视剧《快乐生活》中的人物]
0:08:06.13,	And I thought,	然后我就想
0:08:07.39,	That was a great show,	那真是部好剧
0:08:08.76,	And I got really distracted and--and I forgot I was scared.	然后我就分散了注意力 一点都不害怕了
0:08:11.69,	So I headed up the canyon and I left the city behind.	所以我向峡谷开去 将城市抛在脑后
0:08:15.23,	I'd never felt so exhilarated.	我从未感到如此振奋
0:08:17.18,	I don't know exactly when it happened,	我不知道转变是何时发生的
0:08:18.63,	But somewhere on that lonely road...	但在那条孤独之路上的某一刻
0:08:21.20,	the bike and I became one.	车和人已经化为一体了
0:08:24.44,	Ohh. Oh, no.	噢 不
0:08:25.75,	No. Oh, you're heavy!	不 靠 你好重
0:08:27.26,	No! Ohh!	不 不要
0:08:37.51,	Lock the door.	把门锁上
0:08:40.62,	Okay, let's do this.	好吧 我们开干吧
0:08:42.53,	No matter what we find in here,	不管我们在里面发现什么
0:08:43.57,	I will always love my mother.	我都会永远爱我妈
0:08:45.20,	Even if it's a head?	即使里面是个人头吗
0:08:47.07,	It's not a head.	肯定不是人头
0:08:50.43,	Oh, my god! It's a head!	天啊 真是个人头
0:08:51.91,	Ah! Finally!	我终于说对了
0:08:54.48,	Mitchell!	米奇尔
0:08:55.30,	I was just in the car, and I found my fat pants in there.	我刚刚在车那边 发现我的肥桶裤都在里面
0:08:57.40,	Do you know anything about that?	你知道是怎么回事吗
0:08:58.38,	What? No! No. Did you forget to put 'em out?	什么 不 是不是你忘了拿出来啊
0:09:01.68,	No. Remember? I posed, people clapped. .	不 记得吗 我之前摆了姿势 人们鼓掌
0:09:03.15,	I had my moment	那一刻我可风光了
0:09:03.94,	I do remember that.	我现在想起来了
0:09:05.43,	That-- oh, that was a great moment.	那可真是"风光一刻"
0:09:06.53,	I am so proud of you.	我真为你骄傲
0:09:09.84,	What's going on? You're being weird.	怎么回事 你表现得怪怪的
0:09:11.33,	What? First, I'm a pants thief	怎么 你先说我是偷裤贼
0:09:12.93,	And--and now I can't pay you a compliment?	现在我夸奖一下你也不行吗
0:09:14.59,	You know who's being weird? You.	你知道谁才怪怪的吗 你
0:09:16.51,	Here comes Claire! Hey, girl!	克莱尔来了 嘿 姐们儿
0:09:18.46,	I don't know what that was.	我不知道你发什么神经
0:09:19.68,	Okay, I just saw Alex and Michael sittin' in a tree.	好吧 我刚看到艾丽克斯和迈克坐在树上
0:09:24.65,	Don't make me spell this out for you.	别逼我把什么都说出来
0:09:25.99,	Well, what can you do?	你能怎么样呢
0:09:27.35,	I can't do anything, but you two could talk to her.	我什么都干不了 但你们俩应该跟她谈谈
0:09:29.64,	And tell her what?	告诉她什么
0:09:30.52,	Michael's playing for the pink team.	迈克是"基佬队伍"中的一员
0:09:32.01,	Okay, we get to say that. You don't really.	好吧 我们可以自称基佬 你不能那么说
0:09:33.38,	I know, because you have credibility,	我知道 因为你们有可信度
0:09:35.05,	And I have the opposite of credibility. I have...	我说话她完全不会信的 我...
0:09:38.65,	I am a mother.	我是她妈
0:09:39.66,	Okay, we're not doing this.	我们才不会干的
0:09:40.84,	No.-Well,now hold on. Just a minute.	不会的-稍等 稍等一下
0:09:42.44,	You know, when I was... young and straight,	曾经 我还是个年少的小直男的时候
0:09:45.08,	I left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star.	我也曾伤过无数少女的芳心
0:09:47.40,	I'm not proud of it.	我并不以此为荣
0:09:47.96,	Ah, you're kinda proud of it.	你挺以此为荣的
0:09:49.10,	You work it into a lot of conversations.	你整天把这事儿挂在嘴上
0:09:50.45,	He brought it up yesterday.	他昨天才刚说过
0:09:51.80,	Okay, how am I supposed to walk into a dry cleaner	好吧 我去了一家干洗店
0:09:53.38,	And not mention my girlfriend Wendy Jo Martinizer?	怎么能不提我的女友温迪·乔·马丁纳斯
0:09:53.38,	[马丁纳斯是美国最早期建立的干洗店品牌]
0:09:55.94,	Can we get back to my problem?	能继续说回到我的问题上吗
0:09:57.57,	You don't have a problem, okay? They're kids.	你根本就没什么问题 他们只不过是孩子
0:10:00.20,	They're gonna work it out.	他们自己会解决的
0:10:02.46,	Can you talk to her?	你能跟她谈谈吗
0:10:03.38,	Not when she's like this.	他现在这样我没法谈
0:10:06.16,	Oh, you mean Alex.	你是说艾丽克斯啊
0:10:07.30,	Yeah. I'll do it.	好的 我去找她谈
0:10:08.94,	Thank you.	谢谢
0:10:11.11,	Claire, kids,	克莱尔 孩子们
0:10:13.05,	If you're seeing this, then they found my body.	如果你们看到这个 说明他们发现了我的尸体
0:10:15.83,	Or I finally got a signal and I sent it to you in an e-mail.	或者我总算等到一格信号 然后给你发了邮件
0:10:18.26,	In that case, I'll just call, but...	那样的话 我就直接给你打电话了 但是
0:10:19.96,	But sometimes you can actually get	但有时候你可以接收到很强的
0:10:20.83,	a pretty decent data signal and no voice.	数据传输信号 却不能进行语音通话
0:10:23.44,	I know I'm not making any sense.	我知道我在胡言乱语
0:10:25.58,	I've been trapped out here now for...	我已经被困在这儿有...
0:10:28.24,	27 minutes.	27分钟了
0:10:30.64,	I'm such an idiot.	我太蠢了
0:10:32.36,	Why did I bring this stupid motorcycle out here?	我干嘛要把这该死的摩托车骑来这里
0:10:35.04,	To prove I'm a man?	就为了证明我是纯爷们吗
0:10:36.42,	I am a man.	我就是个纯爷们
0:10:40.40,	Mom.	妈
0:10:41.59,	Manny, what's this doing here?	曼尼 你怎么会拿着这玩意
0:10:43.75,	If you don't mind, we'll be asking the questions now.	如果你不介意 我们要问你几个问题
0:10:46.35,	I do mind.	我介意
0:10:47.74,	I apologize.	我很抱歉
0:10:49.35,	We couldn't help ourselves.	我们没忍住好奇心
0:10:50.71,	But I've gotta know.	但我想知道
0:10:51.64,	Why were you hiding this?	你为什么要藏着这东西
0:10:57.15,	Love this! Sold!	好喜欢 我买了
0:10:59.66,	What's the story here?	这背后有什么故事
0:11:01.27,	I don't want to talk about it!	我不想谈这个
0:11:04.05,	Aw! Cute!	真萌
0:11:04.84,	Oh, where'd that come from?	那小老头是哪里来的
0:11:05.91,	It's my mom's. She's being very cagey.	是我妈妈的 但她遮遮掩掩
0:11:08.09,	We think something's stashed in the head.	我们觉得她有事瞒着我们[头部藏毒品]
0:11:10.15,	It's from Colombia.	那可是从哥伦比亚带来的
0:11:12.88,	Mom, what's the big deal?	妈 有什么大不了的
0:11:15.79,	Okay, fine.	好吧 我说
0:11:17.54,	When I was young, I was in a beauty pageant.	我年轻时 参加过一场选美比赛
0:11:20.93,	All the other girls, for their talent,	其他参赛的女孩们 在才艺秀环节
0:11:22.92,	were juggling knives, as they always do.	都一如既往地选择表演耍大刀
0:11:26.08,	But I wanted to stand out,	但我想表现得与众不同
0:11:28.30,	so I came up with...	所以我决定表演
0:11:30.01,	Uncle Grumpy.	《臭脾气大叔》
0:11:32.14,	Okay. Never been so happy.	好吧 我从没如此激动过
0:11:33.65,	Not leaving till I see it.	不看完这一出我绝不走
0:11:34.55,	Hit it, Gloria.	来吧 歌洛莉亚
0:11:35.34,	Excuse me, how much is this vase?	打扰一下 这个花瓶多少钱
0:11:36.63,	It's yours. Take it.	给你了 拿走吧
0:11:37.41,	So what do you need here?	你需要什么道具
0:11:38.03,	A stool? Glass of water?	大板凳 还是要喝水
0:11:39.24,	How do we make this happen?	要怎么才能开始
0:11:40.06,	Let's go. I need to see this.	来吧 我要看
0:11:41.10,	You see nothing.	没什么可看的
0:11:42.43,	That pageant was one of the worst nights of my life.	那次选美是我这辈子最糟糕的一晚
0:11:46.65,	After weeks of rehearsing,	我排练了好几个星期
0:11:49.78,	I froze, and we were speechless.	但一上场就呆住了 我俩都说不出话来
0:11:52.69,	Aw, and you lost.	结果你输了
0:11:54.69,	No. I won.	不 我赢了
0:11:56.38,	Imagine this when I was 18.	想象一下我18岁时的曼妙身姿
0:11:59.73,	But it was very humiliating.	但那晚我太丢人了
0:12:02.96,	I don't want to do it ever again.	我再也不想做那个表演了
0:12:05.23,	And yet, you kept him all these years.	但这么多年你还一直收藏着他
0:12:07.55,	Maybe there's a part of you that wants to work through this,	也许你心里还是希望能重来一遍
0:12:10.08,	get some closure.	弥补当年的遗憾
0:12:11.68,	You're wrong, whoever you are.	你说的不对 陌生小哥
0:12:17.85,	It's going on 31 minutes.	已经过去31分钟了
0:12:20.09,	I feel so alone.	感觉好寂寞
0:12:23.88,	I gotta get my leg free.	我得把腿挣脱出来
0:12:33.27,	Why didn't I wear my shants?!	我怎么没穿我的双节裤啊
0:12:39.87,	Hey, guys. Check it out.	伙计们 来看看
0:12:41.29,	You like my new bracelet?	喜欢我的新手镯吗
0:12:42.32,	Ooh, cute.	真好看
0:12:43.16,	It's an old curtain ring Michael saw over there.	迈克用那边一个旧窗帘环做的
0:12:45.00,	He braided three leather shoelaces around it	他在上面编了三条皮鞋带
0:12:47.02,	And voila.	就做成了
0:12:51.18,	You know, Alex, you and Michael remind me so much	你知道吗 艾丽克斯 看到你和迈克
0:12:54.06,	of me and my first girlfriend	让我想起我和我的第一任女友
0:12:55.13,	Annabelle Pickett.	安娜贝尔·皮卡特
0:12:57.28,	Huh? You had a girlfriend?	是吗 你还交过女朋友吗
0:12:58.24,	Yeah. Cutest girl in Sunday school, too.	是的 而且是主日学校的校花呢
0:13:00.22,	So one year, I asked her to go	有一年 我邀请她一起参加
0:13:02.18,	to the church bazaar lip sync contest with me,	教堂举办的《我爱记歌词》比赛
0:13:03.91,	and we did our version of "Endless Love"...	表演了我们自己改编的《无尽的爱》
0:13:06.59,	which was ironic because two weeks later,	说来很讽刺 因为两星期后
0:13:08.62,	I fell head over heels	我被一个名叫伍迪·雷的
0:13:10.11,	for a young square-jawed rodeo ticket taker named Woody Ray.	年轻方下巴竞技场检票员迷得神魂颠倒
0:13:13.30,	Oh, no.	天呐
0:13:13.95,	Of course, she was devastated, just destroyed her.	可想而知 她心碎欲绝 痛不欲生
0:13:16.37,	And then she spray-painted something unrepeatable	之后她用油漆在我爸爸的畜棚外
0:13:18.34,	on my daddy's barn	写上了非常难听的话
0:13:19.06,	and never spoke to me again.	然后再也没有理过我
0:13:20.10,	Wow, and all because	哇 其实一切都是因为
0:13:21.22,	she wanted you to be something you just weren't.	她想强行把你掰成直男
0:13:23.45,	Mm-hmm. Yeah.	是的 没错
0:13:24.05,	Ugh. Stop. I get it.	打住 我听明白了
0:13:25.30,	I know what you think about Michael, mom.	我知道你心里怎么看迈克 妈
0:13:27.05,	You didn't have to bring in your big gay guns to back you up.	你没必要搬出你的基友恶势力来打压我
0:13:30.18,	No offense.	无意冒犯
0:13:30.90,	- None taken. - I kinda like it.	没关系-我还挺爱听的
0:13:31.98,	Okay. Honey, I am worried about you.	好吧 宝贝 我是为你担心
0:13:34.30,	I don't want you to get hurt.	我不想让你受到伤害
0:13:35.68,	I told them that this was a bad idea, all right?	我跟他们说过这是个馊主意 好吗
0:13:37.98,	You know, maybe Michael's gay. Maybe he's not.	迈克也许是同志 也许不是
0:13:40.79,	He is.	他肯定是
0:13:41.42,	Your mother just wants you to have all the information	你妈妈只是想让你看清事实
0:13:43.79,	so that--that you can go slow.	这样你就能慢慢来
0:13:45.20,	Uncle Mitchell, he's straight.	米奇尔舅舅 他是直男
0:13:47.93,	We kissed.	我们接吻了
0:13:49.92,	Oh, honey, I...	天真的孩子 我...
0:13:51.30,	I kissed a lot of girls when I wanted to be straight.	我想做直男时 也和很多女孩接过吻
0:13:53.89,	And your uncle cam kissed some, too, he says.	你小卡舅夫也声称他亲过几个女孩
0:13:56.29,	But that's neither here nor there.	但那都不重要
0:13:57.82,	What's important is that you make your own--where--	重要的是你要清楚自己的...你...
0:14:00.15,	Wait, where are you going?	等等 你要去哪里
0:14:00.80,	It's not the olden days anymore, you guys.	你们那旧时代已经过去了
0:14:02.45,	I can just ask him.	我直接问他就好
0:14:04.18,	- Hope you're happy. - I'm not.	这下你开心了吧-才怪
0:14:05.40,	That "Olden days" comment was like a punch to the gut.	旧时代三个字直接戳到我的痛处
0:14:07.28,	She may as well have spray-painted it on my daddy's barn.	她不如直接用喷漆喷在我爸的谷仓上呢
0:14:09.09,	Yeah, I'm done with this.	我不管这事儿了
0:14:10.26,	Where's he going?	他干嘛去
0:14:11.89,	Hey, you got any bread?	嘿 你有面包吗
0:14:12.95,	I wanna make sure this thing till works.	我想确认下这个还能用不
0:14:14.59,	Yeah, that' not gonna happen.	少指望我来给你服务
0:14:15.96,	Oh, it doesn't have to be bread.	不一定非得是面包
0:14:17.08,	I mean, I can get the information I need	我也可以用
0:14:18.50,	From, like, a bagel or a frozen waffle.	面包圈或者冷冻的华夫饼来试
0:14:20.92,	Look, kid,	孩子 听好
0:14:21.46,	You're just gonna have to roll the dice on this one.	你不如掷色子听天由命吧
0:14:24.50,	I don't know.	我不知道
0:14:25.95,	What's your return policy?	退货规定是什么
0:14:27.46,	You return, I call the police.	你敢退货 我就报警
0:14:29.87,	Where'd you get that?	你从哪儿拿的
0:14:31.23,	- From the kitchen. - Give me that!	从厨房-那个不卖 给我拿来
0:14:35.87,	You selling the pot-bellied pig?	你的宠物猪卖吗
0:14:36.95,	Get out of my driveway.	立刻从我眼前消失
0:14:40.95,	You're not a pig.	你不是猪
0:14:42.48,	You're daddy's little girl.	你是爹地的乖女儿
0:14:48.47,	There you are.	你在这儿呀
0:14:50.12,	Hey. Sorry.	嘿 抱歉
0:14:51.15,	I got lost in this "Elle decor".	我看《艾尔装饰》看得入迷了
0:14:53.07,	Justin Timberlake is designing his own home line,	贾斯汀·汀布莱克正设计他的住宅
0:14:56.23,	and I'm trying to reserve judgment.	我对此保留意见
0:14:59.73,	Michael I have to ask you something.	迈克 我要问你个事儿
0:15:02.94,	I want you to know it's okay either way.	我希望你明白 无论真实的你是怎样的都没关系
0:15:05.04,	But...	但是...
0:15:07.78,	Are you gay?	你是同志吗
0:15:08.94,	What?	什么
0:15:10.43,	No! I'm not!	不 我不是
0:15:11.88,	I--I took you to prom.	我 我的舞伴是你
0:15:13.17,	I kissed you.	我吻的也是你
0:15:14.63,	Unless you're a boy, I'm pretty sure I'm straight.	除非你是男孩 不然我绝对是直男
0:15:17.36,	Are--are you a boy?	你是男孩吗
0:15:18.40,	No.	不是
0:15:19.21,	Right. So then I'm straight.	对嘛 所以我是直男
0:15:21.97,	I didn't mean to make you mad.	我没想惹你发火
0:15:23.42,	I'm not mad. I'm just...	我没发火 我就是...
0:15:25.78,	Angry.	愤怒
0:15:27.53,	I'm sorry.	对不起
0:15:29.13,	And those are synonyms.	其实那两个是同义词
0:15:30.89,	You just know everything today.	你就是无所不知是吧
0:15:33.36,	Can you just give me a minute?	让我一人待会儿行吗
0:15:46.44,	Hey, Can I help you?	小哥 你坐这儿有何贵干[需要帮忙吗]
0:15:48.28,	Yeah. Why does everybody think I'm gay?	需要 为什么大家都觉得我是同志
0:15:51.61,	God, I hate yard sales.	老天 我恨大甩卖
0:15:55.33,	Thank you.	谢谢你
0:15:58.34,	Sorry for snooping around and finding your old man doll.	很抱歉乱翻 翻出了你的老头玩偶
0:16:01.24,	In colombia, if you snoop around the wrong box,	在哥伦比亚 如果你翻错了箱子
0:16:03.95,	you might end up inside that box.	直接让你沉尸箱中
0:16:06.17,	I shouldn't have done it.	我知道我错了
0:16:07.09,	Now I feel bad for Manny.	现在我挺替曼尼难过的
0:16:10.10,	What do you mean?	什么意思
0:16:11.60,	Well, I don't know.	该怎么说呢
0:16:12.82,	He's always talking about how brave you are,	他总把你的勇敢挂在嘴边
0:16:14.78,	how you're not afraid of anything.	说你无所畏惧
0:16:16.55,	Now... he just seems a little sad.	现在他看起来有点失望
0:16:18.99,	How sad?	有多失望
0:16:19.85,	Don't worry. It's a good thing.	别担心 这样挺好
0:16:21.74,	He needs a little dose of reality.	他需要用现实来醒脑
0:16:23.48,	You walk around school,	在校园里
0:16:24.44,	telling everyone how great your mommy is all the time,	到处跟人说自己妈有多棒
0:16:26.94,	you find yourself on the business end of a wedgie.	最终只会让自己受伤疼痛
0:16:31.65,	I know how to push buttons to get what I want.	我知道怎么用激将法得到我想要的
0:16:34.39,	And what I want is to see a puppet show.	我想要的是一场玩偶秀
0:16:39.09,	J'accuse!	我控诉
0:16:41.02,	I'm sorry. One more time?	不好意思 你说什么
0:16:41.93,	It's just a dramatic way of accusing you...	只是用戏剧化的方式控诉你罢了
0:16:43.45,	Of stashing my fat pants in a bush!	竟然把我的大码牛仔裤藏到灌木丛
0:16:45.91,	- Saboteur! - That's a second way.	真会耍阴谋-第二种控诉方式
0:16:48.01,	How... could... you?	你...怎么...能够
0:16:49.77,	And a third.	第三种
0:16:50.94,	Why, Mitchell? Why?	为什么 米奇尔 为什么
0:16:52.27,	Cam... oh, come on.	小卡 别这样
0:16:54.05,	All right, the...	好吧 其实...
0:16:55.27,	This is a little hard to say, but...	我有点难以启齿 但是...
0:16:56.98,	Every time you get rid of these pants,	每次你丢掉这些大码裤子
0:16:59.50,	You have to buy them all over again,	都会重新再买回来
0:17:01.16,	and you get depressed, all right?	然后你会郁闷 明白吗
0:17:03.49,	This is just a way to have a safety net.	我那么做只是为了留条后路
0:17:06.06,	I can't have a safety net, Mitchell.	我不能留后路 米奇尔
0:17:07.64,	Otherwise, I won't be successful and keep the weight off.	否则我无法减肥成功
0:17:10.28,	Have you ever thought of that?	你就没想过那一点吗
0:17:12.77,	No. No, I didn't.	没有 我没想过
0:17:14.72,	You know, you're not the only one who remembers	我跟你一样记得那些
0:17:16.40,	all the times I failed.	减肥失败的惨痛经历
0:17:19.89,	You're right.	你说得对
0:17:21.68,	I--I should support you more. I'm--I'm sorry.	我应该更支持你才对 对不起
0:17:23.86,	I'm happy to hear you say that.	你能这么说我感到好幸福
0:17:24.91,	Well, I'm happy you're happy.	你幸福我就幸福
0:17:26.16,	Well, I hope you both are happy.	那么祝你俩幸福
0:17:27.68,	Michael's not gay. Now he hates me.	迈克不是同性恋 现在他恨死我了
0:17:29.77,	Thanks a lot.	真是多谢你们
0:17:31.95,	You see?	你看
0:17:32.49,	This is exactly why I didn't want to get involved.	就是因为这样 我才不想掺和这事儿
0:17:37.00,	Now I feel terrible.	我好难过
0:17:39.02,	These feelings would go good with pie.	难过时吃馅饼再合适不过了
0:17:44.08,	There he is!	你回来啦
0:17:48.34,	Sweetheart, do you love it?	亲爱的 喜欢吗
0:17:50.61,	No, Claire, I do not love it.	不 克莱尔 我不喜欢
0:17:52.21,	Oh, that's too bad 'cause you look so cool on that.	太可惜了 车帅人俊 酷毙了
0:17:54.93,	Do I, Claire? Do I really?	是吗 克莱尔 真的吗
0:17:57.60,	What happened?	发生什么事了
0:17:58.55,	It's a long story. Check your in-box.	说来话长 你自己看留言信箱吧
0:18:00.40,	But suffice it to say, I'm not buying that motorcycle.	这么说吧 我不会买这辆摩托车的
0:18:03.26,	Uh-huh.-I know what I am,Clare.	好-我知道自己是谁 克莱尔
0:18:04.43,	I'm not a rider. I'm a strider.	我不是摩托车手 我是"阔步车"手
0:18:07.03,	I hope that's sexy enough for you.	希望这对你来说够性感
0:18:09.57,	Well, I can see stuff.	我的确看到了你性感的下半身
0:18:11.04,	Yeah, I know. I can feel air on it.	我知道 我感觉有风吹过
0:18:13.09,	It's not like I have another pair of pants.	我又没有后备的裤子
0:18:14.50,	Oh, uh, today is your lucky day.	今天你够幸运
0:18:16.93,	It's for a good cause.	都是为了慈善
0:18:18.86,	You might need a belt.	你可能需要皮带
0:18:20.14,	Oh, I doubt it. I bet we wear the same size.	不用吧 我想我们穿同一码
0:18:22.11,	Don't do that.	少来这套
0:18:23.35,	Copy.	明白
0:18:25.69,	Well, we ruined Alex's life, by the way.	顺便说下 我们毁了艾丽克斯的生活
0:18:28.74,	I don't know. She looks okay.	还好吧 她挺好的
0:18:31.58,	Oh, looks like they made up.	看起来他们和好了
0:18:33.67,	If she would just listen to me,	如果她肯听我的话
0:18:34.57,	I could help her avoid so much pain.	我可以帮她避免好多心痛
0:18:36.34,	Give it a rest. She's 14, all right?	别插手她的事了 她才14岁
0:18:38.54,	No matter who that boy is, he's not gonna last.	无论那个男生是谁 感情都不会长久的
0:18:41.15,	Mm, you're right.	你说得对
0:18:41.71,	Well, at leas with a gay kid,	至少和一个同志小哥在一起
0:18:42.63,	you know she's gonna get a great flower arrangement.	他可以插花给她欣赏
0:18:44.68,	Should've seen the one I made Annabelle.	你们应该瞧瞧我给安娜贝尔插的花
0:18:46.45,	Arranged it myself. It was gorgeous...	全是我亲手插的 美极了
0:18:48.62,	Till she pulled it apart and spelled "Homo" on my porch.	直到她把花拔出来 在我家门廊上拼出"基佬"字样
0:18:52.52,	This doesn't make me feel any better.	你这话对我没啥安慰作用
0:18:54.44,	Gather around everybody.	大家过来吧
0:18:56.68,	I want you to meet somebody.	我想给各位介绍一个人
0:18:58.53,	Oh, but that might.	瞧这个我就开心了
0:18:59.82,	Uncle Grumpy.	臭脾气大叔
0:19:02.41,	Luke's wise words got to me.	卢克的一番慧语让我顿悟
0:19:04.88,	I needed my son to respect me again.	我要我的儿子再次尊敬我
0:19:07.97,	More than that, I needed to respect myself.	不仅如此 我还需要重拾自尊
0:19:11.93,	Holy maracas!	我滴个娘哦
0:19:13.89,	I think I sat on the right lap!	我算是坐对大腿了
0:19:17.19,	Uncle Grumpy, we're in public.	臭脾气大叔 我们在公众场合呢
0:19:20.21,	Ay, look at all those white faces!	瞧这些白种人
0:19:23.50,	I see we made it over the wall.	看来我们是越境成功了
0:19:26.81,	Uncle grumpy, are you in a bad mood?	臭脾气大叔 你心情不好吗
0:19:28.83,	Damn right I am! I just came from the movies.	他妈的说对了 我刚看完电影
0:19:32.95,	A whole day's pay to see "Basic instinct."	一天工资全买票看《本能》了
0:19:37.56,	Oh. And what did you think?	你觉得怎么样
0:19:40.16,	Basically, it stinked.	基"本"上 很烂[能]
0:19:43.59,	You're so grumpy.	你脾气太臭了
0:19:45.39,	Damn right I am!	他妈的说对了
0:19:47.12,	I just met the girl of my dreams.	我刚碰到了我的梦中情人
0:19:50.41,	Ay, that's such great news.	真是太好了
0:19:52.11,	No. She gave me the termites.	才怪 她把白蚁传染给了我
0:19:56.38,	Gloria, I'm just gonna--	歌洛莉亚 我打算...
0:19:57.88,	Oh, jeez. I don't even wanna know what this is.	老天 我连知道的兴趣都没有
0:19:58.72,	I'm outta here.	我走了
0:20:00.62,	- You're leaving? - Damn right.	你要出去吗-他妈的说对了
0:20:01.96,	The only difference between this and a home invasion	大甩卖和"擅闯民宅"的唯一区别在于
0:20:03.90,	is I get to shoot people at a home invasion.	我可以冲擅闯民宅的人开枪
0:20:06.81,	Oh, my god. She married her puppet.	我的天 她嫁的人跟她的木偶一样
0:20:14.26,	Uncle Grumpy!	臭脾气大叔
0:20:16.95,	Can anyone hear me?!	有人听到吗
0:20:20.32,	Please help me!	救命啊
0:20:22.57,	I don't wanna die!	我不想死啊
0:20:24.49,	If I had to make a playlist	如果我必须弄个歌曲播放列表
0:20:26.23,	for being trapped under a motorcycle,	用于困在摩托车下时听的话
0:20:28.21,	It'd be, um...	会有
0:20:30.51,	Stuck in the middle, "Hit the road Jack,"	《无法动弹》 《上路吧 杰克》
0:20:33.32,	Um, anything by Heavy D.	重炮D唱的随便什么歌
0:20:36.29,	Ooh, Pointer sisters, "Neutron dance."	指针姐妹的《困兽之舞》
0:20:38.61,	Turns out today wasn't	原来 今天不是
0:20:40.63,	the first day of the rest of my life.	我未来人生的崭新一页
0:20:45.10,	Oh, my goodness.	我的天
0:20:46.15,	There's some DVDs in a shoe box in, uh,my closet	我衣柜里有个鞋盒里面有些DVD
0:20:49.37,	that I was holding for... a buddy.	那是一哥们儿放我家暂存的
0:20:52.59,	Um, you can go ahead and just throw the whole box away.	直接把盒子扔掉就行了
0:21:04.94,	I'm so hungry.	我好饿
0:21:07.67,	I don't know how long I'm gonna be out here.	不知道要在这里困多久
0:21:10.63,	I gotta ration my food.	我得吃点保命的粮食了
0:21:20.51,	I said no tomatoes!	我说了不要加番茄的