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0:00:04.38,	Night.-No.	半夜-不
0:00:05.41,	- Middle of the phone. I got it. - Get it.	-电话时分 我去接 -快接
0:00:07.47,	- Oh! My arm's asleep! My arm's asleep! - Get the phone.	-我手臂睡麻了 我手臂睡麻了 -快接电话
0:00:09.22,	Phil, get the phone.	菲尔 接电话
0:00:10.84,	That's me. Hello! Hi.	那是我 你好
0:00:12.87,	Yes, this is she.	是的 我是克莱尔
0:00:14.24,	Who is it?	是谁打来的
0:00:15.20,	Okay. Oh, God.	是吗 我的天
0:00:16.65,	Tell me what's happening here!	快告诉我发生什么事了
0:00:17.80,	Haley has been arrested.	海莉被逮捕了
0:00:19.43,	What?	什么
0:00:21.48,	Phone! Phone. I bet that's mama.	电话 电话 肯定是我妈
0:00:24.19,	I was just dreaming it was raining chickens!	我刚梦到天上下小鸡
0:00:25.68,	Mitchell, answer the phone!	米奇尔 接电话
0:00:27.51,	Look what I am doing. Look what I am doing, huh?	我不正接着嘛 不正接着嘛
0:00:29.49,	Hello?-Hey,Mitchell.	喂-米奇尔
0:00:30.92,	I'm sorry to wake you up, but Haley got arrested.	抱歉吵醒你们 但海莉被逮捕了
0:00:33.53,	Oh, God. Haley got arrested.	天啊 海莉被逮捕了
0:00:36.20,	That explains the chickens.	难怪我梦到小鸡了[女孩]
0:00:37.28,	It does. It adds up.	没错 的确"很灵验"
0:00:38.84,	What's she get arrested for?	她为啥被抓了
0:00:40.30,	Oh, she got caught drinking at some party.	她是因为在派对喝酒被抓的
0:00:42.97,	Look, could you drive up to the college with us?	你能和我们一起开车去学校吗
0:00:45.22,	- I think we're gonna need a lawyer. - Yes, of course.	我们大概需要一个律师-当然没问题
0:00:47.09,	And Cam and Lily can come over and stay with Alex and Luke.	小卡和莉莉可以去你家陪着艾丽克斯和卢克
0:00:49.45,	I'll guard them with my life.	我誓将用生命守护他们
0:00:50.77,	I hate to bother him.	我不愿意麻烦他
0:00:52.32,	No, no, don't be silly. He's happy to do it.	不 别这么说 他很乐意帮忙
0:00:54.32,	Okay, we'll be over in a little bit.	好吧 我们一会儿就过来
0:00:56.41,	Oh, I get it.	行 我懂了
0:00:57.61,	When you told Claire I would come over and watch the kids,	当你告诉克莱尔我会去她家照看孩子时
0:00:59.71,	She was resistant	她语气很抵触
0:01:00.55,	because she doesn't trust my parenting skills.	因为她不信任我带孩子的能力
0:01:02.84,	No. Don't be silly. She just didn't want to put you out.	不 别说傻话了 她只是不愿意麻烦你
0:01:04.90,	She's got a daughter behind bars	她女儿都进局子里了
0:01:06.17,	and she's got the nerve to say I'm a bad parent?	还敢指责我不会教育孩子
0:01:08.48,	- You didn't defend me. - Because she didn't say anything.	你都不为我辩解-因为她什么都没说
0:01:10.63,	Why are you protecting her?	你这么护着她干什么
0:01:11.75,	Why is no one protecting me?	怎么就没人护着我呢
0:01:15.45,	No.	这套不行
0:01:18.12,	Ay! Answer! Answer!	接电话 接电话
0:01:23.32,	This better be good.	你最好是有什么好事要说
0:01:25.18,	Haley got arrested for drinking.	海莉因为喝酒被逮捕了
0:01:26.86,	We gotta go bail her out.	我们要去把她保释出来
0:01:28.10,	Do you still have a connection to that judge upstate?	你和州北的法官还有联系吗
0:01:30.00,	- He died. - Ay! Who died?	他已经死了-谁死了
0:01:31.34,	An old friend of mine.	我的一个老友
0:01:32.33,	Ay, Jay, I'm so sorry.	真令人遗憾 杰
0:01:33.79,	He died five years ago.	他五年前就死了
0:01:35.43,	Then why are they calling us in the middle of the night	那他们大半夜把我们吵起来
0:01:37.51,	to wake us up?!	是为了什么
0:01:38.50,	Nobody died. Haley's in jail.	没人死了 是海莉被抓了
0:01:40.49,	Okay. That makes more sense.	好 这还说得通
0:01:41.66,	Claire has to go bail her out.	克莱尔要去保释她
0:01:42.93,	Okay. Give me that.	好 电话给我
0:01:44.86,	Claire, listen to me--	克莱尔 你听我说
0:01:46.62,	Take a lot of cash.	带上大量的现金
0:01:48.30,	And when you flash it to the police,	然后在警察面前亮出绿油油的票子
0:01:50.00,	Do not speak about it.	千万别张口提钱的事
0:01:52.57,	Let the eyes do all the talking, okay?	用眼神来交流 懂了吗
0:01:55.97,	I heard the phone. Who died?	我听到有电话来 谁死了
0:01:57.49,	Jay's friend.	杰的朋友
0:01:58.51,	Oh, Jay, I'm so sorry.	杰 太令人遗憾了
0:02:00.10,	Okay. I can't do this again.	够了 我听不下去了
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0:02:11.57,	第四季 第七集
0:02:14.66,	It's breakfast	早饭热腾腾
0:02:16.14,	It's breakfast time	早餐时间到
0:02:17.46,	It's breaky breaky time	早早吃饭身体好
0:02:19.41,	Uncle Cam. I thought I heard your voice.	小卡舅夫 我就觉得听到你声音了
0:02:21.10,	What are you doing here? Where are my parents?	你在我家干什么 我爸妈呢
0:02:22.52,	Well, the school called, and your sister won a big award.	大学打了电话来 说你姐姐得了大奖
0:02:25.40,	Nice try. The only person	编得不错 可这种谎言
0:02:26.47,	who would believe that Would be Haley.	也只能骗骗海莉自己了
0:02:28.13,	She's in jail.	她进监狱了
0:02:29.77,	Jail?	监狱
0:02:30.52,	Lily, what did I say?	莉莉 我说过什么来着
0:02:31.57,	That it was only a matter of time.	说她进监狱是迟早的事
0:02:33.25,	Okay, no. Didn't say that.	不 我可没这么说
0:02:34.51,	Okay, so here's the truth.	好吧 事情的真相是
0:02:35.54,	Your sister was caught drinking.	你姐姐因为喝酒被抓了
0:02:37.12,	But it's no big deal.	但没什么大不了的
0:02:38.25,	Your parents are there taking care of it right now.	你父母已经赶去了 正在处理这事
0:02:40.35,	So...	所以
0:02:41.05,	This is so awesome!	太棒了
0:02:42.46,	I hope she hits the weights	我希望她会在牢里开始健身
0:02:43.50,	so she's totally ripped when she gets out.	这样她出来时就化身肌肉女了
0:02:45.47,	Okay. Let's change the subject.	好了 我们换个话题
0:02:46.48,	Have a seat. Have some breakfast.	坐下来 吃点早餐
0:02:47.96,	See if there's anything on that plate you like a lot.	看看盘子里有什么是你们最爱吃的
0:02:53.52,	Is this bacon?	这是培根吗
0:02:54.95,	Of course it is, silly.	当然是了 小笨蛋
0:02:56.13,	Been on a little bit of a health kick lately,	鄙人最近有点小沉迷于健康养生
0:02:58.59,	so I took a vegan cooking class,	所以我去上了素食烹饪课
0:03:00.68,	and my new thing is "Fakon."	现在我最爱做的就是"素根"了
0:03:03.75,	It's like real bacon.	跟真正的培根没有区别
0:03:04.86,	Except for the look, the texture, and the taste.	除了外观 口感和味道上的明显差异
0:03:06.85,	Maybe the store-bought kind.	超市里卖的可能如此
0:03:07.77,	But I make my own, so it's not even real fakon.	但我的"素根"是自己做的 连"素根"都该算不上
0:03:09.68,	It's faux-fakon. "Faux-kon."	山寨素根 "山寨根"
0:03:13.20,	It's faux-kon disgusting.	反正是"根"难吃
0:03:14.66,	You can't tell the difference.	你根本就吃不出差别
0:03:15.93,	And guess which one's the real one?	猜猜哪一盘是真培根
0:03:17.19,	That one.	那一盘
0:03:18.33,	That one.	那一盘
0:03:21.13,	Still that one.	还是那一盘
0:03:24.24,	This is the best bacon I've ever had.	这是我吃过最香的培根了
0:03:26.06,	Oh, well.	太好了
0:03:27.60,	I can't wait to tell your uncle ,Mitchell that you love it.	我恨不得马上告诉你米奇舅舅你喜欢这个
0:03:29.91,	Why would uncle Mitch care?	为什么米奇舅舅在意这个
0:03:30.91,	Because, my dear,	亲爱的 因为
0:03:31.92,	that bacon you're eating isn't bacon at all,	你现在吃的培根根本不是培根哦
0:03:34.57,	No, no, no.	不是哦
0:03:35.28,	It's made entirely of soy.	完全由大豆制成
0:03:37.10,	Luke's allergic to soy!	卢克对大豆过敏
0:03:38.55,	His throat closes! He can't breathe!	他的喉咙会噎住 不能呼吸
0:03:40.33,	=-Hello?-Never 'F:	inting
0:03:41.88,	Okay, okay.	好吧好吧
0:03:42.52,	We have to, uh, get you to the, uh, hospital!	我们得马上把你送到那个 医院去
0:03:44.54,	Lily! Come on, baby.	莉莉 来 宝贝
0:03:45.66,	Okay, Luke! Put the fakon down!	卢克 快把假培根放下
0:03:47.24,	I'm using it to scratch my throat!	我在用它挠我的喉咙
0:03:48.78,	- Okay. Okay. Let's go. Come on. - Go.	-好了好了 快走吧 快点 -走
0:03:50.74,	Cam? C-cam?	小卡 小 小卡
0:03:53.10,	That was weird.	真奇怪
0:03:54.77,	Hey, Claire, do you wanna pick it up a little bit?	克莱尔 你能不能开快点
0:03:56.22,	Since when do you drive at speed limit?	你从什么时候起按限速开车了
0:03:58.47,	My daughter has been arrested for drinking.	我女儿因喝酒被捕了
0:04:00.29,	I would like her to sit in jail and think about that.	我希望她在监狱里痛定思痛
0:04:02.64,	As a matter of fact, I might stop	其实 我想停车
0:04:03.59,	and do a little outlet shopping.	上直销店买点东西
0:04:05.27,	Who wants a pair of last year's sunglasses, huh?	谁想要买一副去年款式的太阳镜
0:04:08.44,	Honey...	亲爱的
0:04:09.76,	Try to relax.	放松点
0:04:10.72,	I don't feel like relaxing, Phil!	我放松不下来 菲尔
0:04:12.14,	She has been in college for six weeks.	她进大学才六个礼拜
0:04:14.11,	Yeah, and everyone goes a little crazy at first.	没错 每个人刚去的时候都会有点疯狂
0:04:16.41,	I remember one night freshman year,	我记得大学头一年的一个晚上
0:04:17.93,	a bunch of us on the frisbee golf team	我们飞盘高尔夫球队的一些人
0:04:19.48,	got a case of zima. Enough zaid.	拿一箱芝马酒 不必多说
0:04:22.56,	More than enough.	说得够多了
0:04:24.52,	I'm not gonna lie.	说实话
0:04:25.76,	Sometimes it bothers me how calm Phil is under pressure.	菲尔面对压力还那么淡定有时候让我很恼火
0:04:28.97,	It's like...	感觉像是
0:04:29.96,	like I'm the one who's overreacting.	像是我反应过激了一样
0:04:32.16,	That's good. Let it out. It's g--	很好 宣泄出来 这样
0:04:33.67,	I'm going to kill you.	我要杀了你
0:04:37.36,	Jay, do you have some time today?	杰 你今天有时间吗
0:04:39.12,	We need to go and pick out a stroller.	我们得去选一辆婴儿车
0:04:40.69,	Just get whatever you want.	你想买什么样的就买去吧
0:04:41.77,	I mean, it's what you're gonna do anyway.	反正你也从来不会听我的意见
0:04:43.25,	What I want is a husband	我想要的是一位
0:04:44.30,	who likes to go shopping for a stroller with me.	喜欢陪我逛街买婴儿车的丈夫
0:04:46.31,	If you had a husband who liked picking out strollers,	如果你丈夫有挑选婴儿车的爱好
0:04:47.97,	you wouldn't be having a baby.	你就不会怀上孩子了
0:04:50.28,	So who wants to come with me	谁要陪我去
0:04:51.79,	to the Spoken Word Festival this evening?	今晚的演讲节
0:04:53.70,	I only have two tickets,	我只有两张票
0:04:54.68,	so somebody's gonna be disappointed.	有人可能要失望了哦
0:04:56.23,	I think it's gonna be you.	我想是你要失望了
0:04:57.13,	Ay, Manny, I would go with you, but I'm so tired.	曼尼 我想跟你一起去 可是我好累啊
0:04:59.18,	You just woke up. How are you tired?	你才刚刚起床 怎么会累
0:05:00.62,	Maybe because I'm turning food into a human!	因为我正在把食物加工成人
0:05:03.54,	Jay will take you.	杰会带你去
0:05:05.30,	Sorry, I would love to go to the spoken word festival,	抱歉 我也很想去
0:05:08.47,	but I'm already going to the	但我得去
0:05:09.61,	I'd-rather- blow-my-brains-out jamboree.	不如炸掉我脑袋狂欢节
0:05:11.40,	I can't believe this.	难以置信
0:05:12.42,	I'm living in a cultural wasteland.	我居然生活在一片文化荒原
0:05:14.00,	With a heated pool.	配备温水泳池
0:05:15.34,	Manny, vamos. You're gonna be late for school.	曼尼 快点 上学快迟到了
0:05:22.64,	Oh, jeez.	老天
0:05:25.81,	Hello, DeDe.	你好啊 迪迪
0:05:26.73,	Good morning, Jay. Namaste.	早上好 杰 合十致敬
0:05:29.02,	Let's not do this.	别这样
0:05:30.09,	Oh, fine, silly.	好吧 小傻瓜
0:05:31.93,	I'm on my way to a retreat in Ojai,	我在去奥哈伊的一家静修所的路上
0:05:34.77,	and since I'm passing through town,	既然我将路过市中心
0:05:36.43,	I thought I'd pick up that photo album.	我想顺便拿那本相册
0:05:38.56,	You know, it's really not a good time.	现在可真不是时候
0:05:40.36,	Oh, please.	拜托
0:05:42.33,	All right. I'll meet you on the street.	好吧 我到街上等你
0:05:44.08,	Drive by slow with the window open.	车窗打开 开慢点
0:05:47.19,	I was dreading DeDe finding out that Gloria's pregnant.	我正担心迪迪发现歌洛莉亚怀孕了
0:05:49.83,	It's one thing DeDe's hung on to,	迪迪很在乎的一件事就是
0:05:51.79,	that she's the mother of my kids.	她是我孩子的母亲
0:05:53.58,	And considering their history...	考虑到她们以往的恩怨
0:05:58.17,	I-I wanna...	我想
0:05:59.36,	- rip your head off! - What?	扭断你的脖子-什么
0:06:01.00,	No! Please stop it! Whoa!	别这样 快停下
0:06:03.23,	Eh? No! DeDe!	别 迪迪
0:06:07.92,	I wasn't exactly looking forward to round four,	我不希望还有第四轮较量
0:06:10.72,	especially now that Gloria's a bigger, slower target.	特别是歌洛莉亚现在体积庞大 行动迟缓
0:06:15.13,	I'd normally be having breakfast right now.	往常这时候我在吃早饭呢
0:06:20.43,	Hi, dad.	老爸好
0:06:21.50,	Hey, Claire. Any updates?	克莱尔 有什么新进展吗
0:06:22.85,	Not yet, but we're almost there.	没有 不过我们快到了
0:06:24.25,	Last time you were over at the house,	上次你来家里
0:06:25.55,	you were looking at that photo album.	看了一本相册
0:06:26.88,	What'd you do with it?	你把它放哪儿了
0:06:27.88,	Oh, dad, that was me.	老爸 那是我
0:06:29.50,	I think I put it on the shelf behind the bar.	我大概是把它放在吧台后面的架子上了
0:06:31.63,	What are you doing there?	你在那做什么
0:06:32.70,	They asked me to come along	他们让我陪他们过来
0:06:33.78,	in case they needed a lawyer.	以防他们需要位律师
0:06:35.20,	Shouldn't they have a real lawyer?	他们不该请一位真律师吗
0:06:36.60,	Oh, God. Should we?	天呐 我们该不该呢
0:06:37.80,	I am a real lawyer, people.	我就是位真律师 各位
0:06:39.61,	Environmental law is a thing.	环境法也是法啊
0:06:41.27,	Don't get all sensitive on me.	别对我的话那么挑刺
0:06:42.73,	I mean someone who doesn't defend pandas.	我的意思是 别找个替大熊猫辩护的律师
0:06:44.64,	Yeah, dad, 'cause that's what I do.	没错 老爸 那正是我的工作
0:06:46.00,	I-I defend pandas in court.	我在法庭上替大熊猫的权益辩护
0:06:47.72,	That's adorable.	真可爱
0:06:48.89,	You know what I'm talking about.	你知道我是什么意思
0:06:49.80,	Haley needs somebody who knows criminal law,	海莉需要懂刑法的人
0:06:51.37,	like Perry Mason.	比如佩瑞·梅森 [美侦探小说虚构人物]
0:06:52.47,	Okay, so I'm not a real lawyer, but Perry Mason is?	所以我不是真正的律师 佩瑞·梅森倒是了
0:06:55.91,	Oh, hell.	见鬼
0:06:59.81,	Hello, DeDe. How're you doing?	你好 迪迪 你怎么样啊
0:07:01.45,	Oh, mostly fine.	还不错
0:07:03.40,	I have something called a telescoping uterus.	我安了一种叫做伸缩式子宫的东西
0:07:07.34,	- Long story. - Aw, jeez.	说来话长-上帝
0:07:10.41,	Out of my way!	给我让开
0:07:11.27,	- Out of my way! - I can't breathe!	让开-我喘不上来气了
0:07:13.17,	This boy can't breathe.	这孩子喘不上来气了
0:07:14.26,	He's having a severe allergic reaction.	他有过敏反应
0:07:15.94,	No. You're squeezing me.	不是 是你压的
0:07:17.53,	He needs medicine. His throat is closing up.	他得吃药 他嗓子要堵上了
0:07:19.37,	Okay. Hold on.	好 等等
0:07:21.49,	We have an allergic reaction.	有一名过敏反应病人
0:07:22.74,	A young boy. Obstructed breathing.	是个小男孩 呼吸不畅
0:07:25.23,	What happened?	怎么了
0:07:26.31,	Well, somebody gave him some soy bacon...	有人给他吃了大豆做的培根
0:07:27.94,	That was so good, he couldn't tell the difference.	做得太好了 他没看出来差别
0:07:31.24,	Mitchell, I can't talk right now.	米奇尔 我现在说话不方便
0:07:32.42,	Cam, it's Claire. My phone died.	小卡 是克莱尔 我电话关机了
0:07:33.90,	I just wanted to make sure the kids got to school okay.	我就是想确认下孩子们已经顺利到学校了
0:07:35.71,	Oh, yeah, of course they did. Why wouldn't they have?	是的 他们当然去了 怎么会没有
0:07:37.08,	- I hear we got a boy who can't breathe? - Right here.	我听说有位男孩不能呼吸-在这里
0:07:39.27,	What was that?	什么情况
0:07:40.23,	Oh, I'm just watching an original Lifetime movie	我正看一部生活台原创电影
0:07:42.03,	called "The boy who can't breathe."	叫做《不能呼吸的男孩》
0:07:42.94,	That sounded like Alex.	听着像艾丽克斯的声音
0:07:43.82,	Nope. Just Amanda Bynes. Okay, gotta go.	不是 是阿曼达·拜恩斯 我得挂了
0:07:47.88,	Cam. Cam?	小卡 小卡
0:07:50.69,	That's weird.	奇了怪了
0:07:51.72,	Can you believe how many waffle places we passed?	你能想象我们路过了多少家华夫饼店吗
0:07:54.11,	I can't believe how much dad belittles me.	我无法想象老爸有多么轻视我
0:07:55.70,	What were there? Five? Six?	有多少来着 五家 六家
0:07:57.16,	I edited the law review.	我做过法律评论编辑
0:07:58.50,	I passed the bar on my first try.	司法考试一次就过了
0:08:00.09,	I have a briefcase.	我还拎着公文包
0:08:01.29,	I'm counting them on the way back.	回去的路上我得数数
0:08:02.32,	Can we focus?	注意力集中
0:08:03.77,	Uh, hi. We're here for Haley Dunphy.	你好 我们是为海莉·邓菲来的
0:08:05.48,	I'm Mitchell Pritchett. I'm Miss Dunphy's attorney.	我是米奇尔·普里契特 邓菲小姐的律师
0:08:07.83,	She won't be needing a lawyer today.	她今天不需要律师
0:08:09.28,	Oh, I think I'll be the judge of that.	我觉得这该由我说了算
0:08:10.89,	I'd like to confer with my client now. Thank you.	我现在要和我的当事人谈谈 谢谢
0:08:13.03,	All you have to do is post bail, and she's all yours.	你们只需要交上保释金就可以把她带走了
0:08:15.21,	Really? Oh. That--that's fantastic.	真的吗 那 那太好了
0:08:18.64,	Sir, I am in no mood	长官 我今天真没想
0:08:20.86,	- to defend my daughter today, believe me. - Okay.	-袒护我的女儿 相信我 -好了
0:08:22.25,	But do you think it is the best use of resources	不过 你觉得因为校园里的孩子喝点儿酒
0:08:24.38,	to lock up college kids who've had a few drinks?	就把他们押起来不是滥用公共资源吗
0:08:26.30,	Ma'am, your daughter was charged with resisting arrest	女士 你的女儿被控拒捕
0:08:28.76,	and assaulting a police officer.	并且袭警
0:08:30.67,	What?	什么
0:08:33.48,	You probably should have called a real lawyer,	或许你该找个真正的律师
0:08:35.96,	Cause I don't... I'm not...	因为我吧 那个...
0:08:44.81,	Look, this has gotta be some kind of mistake.	恐怕是有什么误会吧
0:08:46.60,	Our daughter's tiny.	我家女儿那么瘦小
0:08:47.44,	There's no way she assaulted anyone.	她怎么可能袭击别人呢
0:08:49.06,	Insulted, maybe.	侮辱人还有点可能
0:08:50.43,	Was--was the cop wearing white socks and dark shoes?	那警察当时穿的是不是白袜子配黑皮鞋
0:08:52.94,	Cause that really sets her off.	那种搭配会让她抓狂
0:08:54.28,	Maybe you should watch this.	或许你该看看这个
0:08:56.20,	Stop!	停下
0:08:57.53,	Put your hands where I can see 'em!	把手放在我能看见的地方
0:09:00.37,	Okay. Now that's very blurry footage.	这组镜头非常模糊
0:09:02.94,	How can we be sure that that's Haley?	我们怎么确定那就是海莉
0:09:05.95,	Don't you move.	别动
0:09:06.89,	Don't hurt me! I'm just a student!	别伤害我 我只是一名学生
0:09:08.04,	I'm Haley Dunphy!	我叫海莉·邓菲
0:09:12.66,	So hot.	真热啊
0:09:16.09,	Hot in here.	这里真热
0:09:19.37,	How long is this gonna take?	还要多久
0:09:20.89,	I should be in school. I'm missing biology right now.	我应该上学去的 我已经错过了生物课了
0:09:23.48,	You're in a hospital. Just step out into the hallway.	你可是在医院啊 只要走到走廊上
0:09:25.26,	Listen to the nurses and doctors talk.	听听医生护士们聊天
0:09:27.40,	You'll learn more about science and humanity here	学到的科学知识和人性
0:09:29.31,	than you would in a classroom in an entire semester.	比在课堂里待一学期学的都多
0:09:31.94,	Attention!	注意
0:09:33.48,	If there's a yogurt in the fridge that says "Theresa,"	如果冰箱里有瓶写着"特丽莎"的酸奶
0:09:36.05,	then only Theresa gets to eat it!	那么只有特丽莎才能喝
0:09:37.70,	Drama. Soak it in.	生活如戏 好好学着
0:09:40.83,	- Oh, good god. - Okay, Luke,	老天爷啊-卢克
0:09:41.78,	the opening is supposed to be in the back.	那衣服开口应该在背面
0:09:43.62,	No way. I don't want people to see my butt.	没门儿 我才不想别人看到我的屁股
0:09:45.63,	Do I have to get another shot?	我还得打一针吗
0:09:47.10,	Are you going to cry again?	你又要哭了吗
0:09:48.53,	- Should she be here? - Okay. You know what?	她有必要在这里吗-得了 你知道吗
0:09:50.03,	Nobody's getting any more shots.	不需要再打针了
0:09:51.41,	We just have to wait for the swelling to go down.	我们只要在这里等着消肿就行了
0:09:53.02,	All right? I'm gonna go check on a little paperwork.	好吗 我得去看看一些文件
0:09:54.54,	I'll be right back.	马上就回来
0:09:57.91,	But if it doesn't go down,	不过 如果不消肿的话
0:09:59.98,	that leg might have to come off.	就得卸掉你的腿
0:10:02.00,	Sweet. Take them both.	太好了 两条腿都卸了吧
0:10:03.74,	Then I could get some of those blade legs	那我就能装上那种刀锋腿
0:10:05.25,	and finally be able to dunk.	终于可以灌篮了
0:10:06.84,	How you feeling, champ?	感觉怎样 小子
0:10:07.94,	What do we got here?	我来看看是什么情况
0:10:08.78,	The patient presents bronchial inflammation,	病人支气管发炎
0:10:11.07,	Dermal pruritus, and minor angioedema.	皮肤瘙痒 伴有轻度神经性水肿
0:10:13.50,	Who can tell me the cause?	谁能说出病因
0:10:18.08,	It's an allergic reaction to soy.	是大豆引起的过敏反应
0:10:21.40,	Very good.	很好
0:10:22.58,	The rest of you have a lot to learn. Let's keep moving.	其他人学着点 去下一病房
0:10:27.30,	Stay with Luke.	你守着卢克
0:10:30.85,	What is taking so long?	怎么这么久
0:10:32.91,	Well, in my experience, these things can take time.	以我的经验 这种事可能要等很久
0:10:35.44,	So... settle in. This--this could be a while.	所以 坐好吧 估计要等上一阵了
0:10:38.94,	There she is.	她出来了
0:10:39.84,	Damn it.	该死
0:10:40.81,	Oh, thank god.	谢天谢地
0:10:42.51,	- You're okay? - Yeah, I'm fine, mom.	你还好吗-我没事 妈妈
0:10:44.66,	Oh! What the hell were you thinking?	你当时脑子是进水了吗
0:10:46.01,	What happened?	怎么回事
0:10:46.83,	It's not a big deal, okay?	没什么大不了的 好吗
0:10:48.23,	There was a party, and people were drinking...	我们在开派对 大家喝得正酣
0:10:50.16,	so the police showed up,	警察就过来了
0:10:51.57,	and everybody ran, so I did, too.	所有人都往外跑 我也跟着跑
0:10:53.65,	And I started climbing down this fire escape...	我顺着消防梯往下爬
0:10:55.99,	And then I heard a cop yell to put your hands up,	然后我听到一个警察喊 把手举起来
0:10:57.90,	so I did and I fell... onto him.	我照做了 于是就掉...在他身上了
0:11:00.90,	You could have been killed.	你可能会没命的
0:11:02.25,	Haley, you're supposed to be an adult.	海莉 你应该成熟一点了
0:11:04.20,	How could you do something so childish...	怎么能做出这么幼稚的事来呢
0:11:05.21,	- Okay, okay, okay, okay. - And so stupid?	好了好了-还这么愚蠢
0:11:06.78,	Let's calm down. We're all a little tired and cranky.	冷静一下 我们都有点累有点暴躁
0:11:09.87,	Best thing we can do right now	现在我们最好
0:11:11.23,	is get out of here, go get some waffles--	出去买些华夫饼吃
0:11:13.22,	I don't want waffles, Phil, okay?	菲尔 我不想买什么华夫饼 好吗
0:11:15.35,	I'm upset and I want to deal with this.	我很生气 我要处理这件事
0:11:16.83,	All right, I got some bad news here.	听着 我这里有个不好的消息
0:11:18.01,	Um, this afternoon,	今天下午
0:11:19.44,	Haley has to appear before a disciplinary board,	海莉要接受纪律委员会的审讯
0:11:21.84,	which will decide whether or not she gets kicked out of school.	而他们会决定是否要开除她的学籍
0:11:24.35,	What?	什么
0:11:25.49,	Oh, wait. Wait, no. I got that wrong.	慢着 等等 不对 我弄错了
0:11:27.08,	Oh, no, I got it right!	没有 我没弄错
0:11:29.03,	Yes! Score. One for me.	好样的 了不起 加我一分
0:11:32.85,	It's what it sounds like.	听起来虽然是那样
0:11:34.74,	It literally telescopes.	它真的会缩小
0:11:36.88,	You see, what happens is...	是这样的
0:11:37.69,	DeDe, I hate to rush this,	迪迪 抱歉我不能和你聊了
0:11:39.03,	but I'm late for a meeting.	我开会要迟到了
0:11:40.50,	And it's been great seeing you, but can I walk you out?	很高兴见到你 但我可以送你出去了吗
0:11:42.67,	Okay. Sure.	好吧 当然
0:11:46.59,	Ay, Jay, it's so weird.	杰 好奇怪
0:11:48.29,	The moment I came through the door,	我刚一进门
0:11:49.94,	the baby started kicking like crazy,	宝宝就开始疯狂踢我
0:11:51.62,	like it's trying to claw its way out of me.	好像想从我肚子里爬出来似的
0:11:55.33,	Bruja!	老巫婆
0:11:56.46,	Oh, my god.	天呐
0:11:58.45,	What is she doing here?	她怎么会在这里
0:11:59.32,	You're going to have a baby?	你们要有小宝宝了吗
0:12:01.46,	I don't believe it.	难以置信
0:12:02.69,	Uh, DeDe, don't get all crazy about this.	迪迪 别反应过度
0:12:07.46,	What's happening?	这是怎么了
0:12:08.55,	Her brain. It snapped.	她脑子 坏掉了
0:12:10.40,	Oh! You're going to be a father again at your age.	你这把年纪居然又喜当爹了
0:12:13.88,	And here you were thinking	而你还满心以为你可以
0:12:15.12,	you would just sail off into the sunset	与你年轻漂亮的娇妻
0:12:17.81,	with your beautiful young wife,	安享晚年
0:12:20.07,	not a care in the world.	无忧无虑
0:12:21.89,	This is fantastic!	这太美妙了
0:12:24.23,	I think my uterus just fixed itself.	我觉得我的子宫就这么不治而愈了
0:12:28.20,	Don't ask.	什么也别问
0:12:32.32,	Oh no. Who lives like this?	不是吧 怎么会有人过成这样
0:12:34.95,	When I had a dorm room, it was...	我住宿舍的时候 那可是
0:12:36.65,	oh--it was spotless.	那是一尘不染的
0:12:37.72,	Can we just agree that girls are dirtier than boys?	大家同不同意女孩就是不如男孩爱干净
0:12:39.75,	- What should we do? - Well, I'd like to start	我们怎么办-我觉得可以先从
0:12:41.12,	by picking up some of these clothes. Then--	收拾这堆衣服开始 然后
0:12:42.31,	I meant about the hearing, Felix.	我是说听证会怎么办 威猛先生
0:12:44.88,	Do we have a game plan?	我们有应对策略吗
0:12:45.94,	I think the best thing we can do is	我认为最好的策略是
0:12:46.79,	walk in there as a family	去表现出五好家庭的样子来
0:12:48.12,	and let them know we support Haley no matter what.	告诉他们无论如何我们都支持海莉
0:12:48.12,	[Support:支持/供养]
0:12:50.00,	At this rate, we are going to be supporting Haley	照这样下去 我们下半辈子
0:12:51.92,	for the rest of our lives.	都得养着海莉了
0:12:53.11,	Okay. Oh, I...	好吧 我
0:12:54.24,	I just sat on half a peach, so I--no.	我屁股下面有半个桃子 不行
0:12:56.16,	I can't do this. I'm--I'm waiting outside.	我忍不了了 我去外面等着
0:12:59.71,	Disgusting.	真恶心
0:13:00.43,	What are you wearing?	你穿的这是什么啊
0:13:01.72,	What? What's wrong with it?	怎么了 这有什么不妥的
0:13:02.71,	Honey, you are fighting for your future	宝贝 你是要去跟纪律委员会
0:13:04.95,	in front of a disciplinary committee,	为自己的未来作斗争
0:13:06.19,	not entertaining the Secret Service.	不是去给特务机关提供娱乐服务的
0:13:08.09,	In "Legally Blonde," Elle won her case	《律政俏佳人》里面的艾尔能打赢官司
0:13:10.15,	because she was true to herself and dressed cute.	是因为她坚持自我 而且打扮俏丽
0:13:12.08,	Haley, this is real life,	海莉 这是现实生活
0:13:13.00,	not an excellent movie.	不是在演一部好电影
0:13:14.32,	Honey, just put on something else,	宝贝 去找件别的衣服穿
0:13:16.13,	and take down the makeup.	再把妆化淡一点
0:13:17.20,	Why are you guys acting like this is my fault?	你们干嘛表现得好像这都是我的错一样
0:13:19.86,	Everybody was drinking, everybody ran.	每个人都喝酒了 也都逃跑了
0:13:21.93,	I just got caught.	我只是被逮住了而已
0:13:23.23,	If anything, I'm the victim here.	我甚至算得上是受害者
0:13:24.65,	What?! Just stop-- just stop talking, Haley.	什么 别 别说了 海莉
0:13:28.73,	You're not the victim here. You're the one who screwed up!	你不是受害者 你犯了错
0:13:31.37,	You made one bad decision after another,	你做了一个又一个错误的决定
0:13:33.22,	and now you're about to blow everything	而现在你有可能会葬送你妈妈和我
0:13:34.42,	your mother and I worked so hard to give you.	辛辛苦苦为你打造的一切
0:13:36.31,	And the worst thing is, you don't seem to care.	最让人寒心的是 你看起来根本不在乎
0:13:38.87,	We all got up at 3:00 a.m. this morning	我们凌晨三点就起床
0:13:40.40,	to bail you out of jail!	来保你出狱
0:13:42.45,	We haven't eaten a thing,	一点东西都没吃
0:13:43.29,	and you know what I haven't heard from you yet?	而你有些话到现在都还没说
0:13:44.71,	I'm sorry, mom. I screwed up, dad.	对不起 妈妈 我错了 爸爸
0:13:47.17,	Please forgive me."	请原谅我"
0:13:48.50,	Now put on some real clothes.	现在去找件正经的衣服穿上
0:13:50.30,	We'll see you at the hearing. Do not be late!	我们在听证会上见 不许迟到
0:13:53.18,	Come on.	走
0:13:54.35,	Where are you going?	你们去哪儿
0:13:55.31,	To get that man a waffle.	去给那个男人买华夫饼
0:14:04.11,	There. There. Did you feel it kicking?	有了 有了 你感觉到它踢我了吗
0:14:05.65,	Oh, yes! Oh, I remember those.	感觉到了 记忆犹新啊
0:14:08.81,	Yeah, Claire kicked me as soon as she grew legs,	克莱尔一长腿就开始踢我
0:14:12.45,	and she didn't stop until she was 4.	长到4岁才不踢了
0:14:15.82,	Not Manny.	曼尼没这样
0:14:16.88,	He was so calm,	他非常淡定
0:14:17.90,	I think that he was reading in there.	我觉得他是在我肚子里看书呢
0:14:20.95,	This is beautiful.	太美好了
0:14:21.76,	Look at you two, having a conversation like old friends.	瞧你们两个 跟老朋友似的聊天
0:14:24.23,	Well, it's easier to talk to her when she's not choking me.	她不掐我的时候很好相处
0:14:27.41,	I'm sorry.	很抱歉
0:14:28.66,	I went through a bad patch there	那是我的人生低谷
0:14:30.65,	when I was trying to find the right balance with my Meds.	吃药吃的有点多
0:14:34.52,	I recently discovered my cat Frances	最近我发现我的猫弗朗西斯
0:14:37.29,	buried in the backyard.	被埋在后院了
0:14:39.12,	I'm just praying that she died first.	我只祈祷它不是被我活埋的
0:14:41.60,	Maybe you can dogsit for the shoe-eater one day.	或许哪天你能来当那条吃鞋狗的看护
0:14:44.89,	Oh, well, she is a... funny-looking thing.	那小东西长得真幽默
0:14:48.92,	Don't listen to them. You're beautiful.	别听她们的 你很漂亮
0:14:50.85,	Turns out Gloria being pregnant	歌洛莉亚的大肚子倒是让迪迪
0:14:52.33,	somehow made DeDe think of her as less trophy, more human.	对她的敌意大减 反而关爱有加
0:14:57.57,	And all the animosity she had for Gloria	她对歌洛莉亚的憎恨
0:14:59.73,	just wafted up in the air...	也全都烟消云散了
0:15:02.64,	I hope you're hiring a nanny,	希望你雇了保姆
0:15:04.85,	because this one won't lift a finger.	因为这家伙手都懒得抬一下
0:15:09.22,	And landed right on top of me.	批评都落到我头上了
0:15:11.95,	I don't remember him changing a single diaper.	我记得他连一块尿布都没换过
0:15:15.44,	What's that supposed to mean?	这话什么意思啊
0:15:16.86,	You can't even remember killing your cat.	你连活埋了自己的猫都不记得
0:15:18.88,	Oh, I don't think I did.	我记得我没这么干
0:15:20.49,	But I'm sure that you never changed any diapers.	但是我很确定你从没换过尿布
0:15:23.65,	It's just that you were better at it than I was.	那只是因为你比我擅长换尿布嘛
0:15:25.59,	Oh, so I guess I was better at late-night feedings	这么说半夜喂奶 清理呕吐物
0:15:28.96,	and cleaning spit-up, too.	我也比你擅长咯
0:15:31.09,	You know what?	说到这个
0:15:32.58,	He wouldn't help me pick up a stroller	他也不愿意陪我挑手推车
0:15:34.59,	or a blanket or a bouncy chair.	毯子和婴儿摇椅
0:15:37.49,	Oh, well, I had to get that stuff on my own.	那些东西我也是自己去买的
0:15:41.36,	He was just useless.	他一点用都没有
0:15:43.72,	You poor thing.	你太可怜了
0:15:45.65,	Makes all sense now why you became so crazy.	我算是知道你为啥变得这么疯了
0:15:48.99,	Right?	是吧
0:15:50.57,	Listen to me, Jay Pritchett.	听好了 杰·普里契特
0:15:52.59,	If you don't change your useless ways,	你要是不肯把自己变废为宝
0:15:55.25,	You're gonna make me crazy, too!	我也会发疯的
0:15:57.64,	Like DeDe!	疯的像迪迪
0:15:58.76,	Gloria. Gloria.	歌洛莉亚 歌洛莉亚
0:16:02.68,	I just love our little visits.	我可喜欢你来拜访了
0:16:06.84,	Mom, I'm home!	妈妈 我回来了
0:16:08.16,	Oh, hi, Manny.	嗨 曼尼
0:16:09.16,	DeDe. How are you?	迪迪 你好吗
0:16:11.89,	Good.	很好
0:16:13.77,	DeDe. It's me.	迪迪 是我呀
0:16:16.09,	How are you really?	你到底怎么样啊
0:16:17.92,	I'm on a better path.	我的生活好多了
0:16:19.82,	It's a journey.	生命是一次旅途
0:16:21.39,	Thank you for asking, Manny.	谢谢你的关心 曼尼
0:16:23.51,	And thank you for your letters.	还有谢谢你的来信
0:16:26.04,	It's a lost art.	那是门没落的艺术
0:16:27.21,	No one puts pen to paper anymore.	没有人愿意用纸笔写信了
0:16:30.46,	Haley Dunphy?	海莉·邓菲
0:16:31.56,	Yes, that's me.	没错 是我
0:16:32.78,	I'm Dean Miller with admissions.	我是负责招生的院长米勒
0:16:33.87,	- This is Professor Williams. - Hi.	这位是威廉姆斯教授-您好
0:16:35.51,	And this is our student representative,	这位是我们的学生代表
0:16:37.16,	- Aidan Feldman. - Nice to meet you.	艾顿·费德曼-见到你很高兴
0:16:38.71,	Seriously?	不是吧你
0:16:40.06,	We sit next to each other in econ.	经济学课上我就坐你旁边
0:16:41.93,	- Oh, right. - Don't.	-哦 对呀 -少来
0:16:44.07,	It insults both of us.	对于你我都是一种侮辱
0:16:45.81,	Mostly me.	主要是对于我
0:16:46.85,	Move it along, Aidan.	继续进行吧 艾顿
0:16:47.97,	This is a disciplinary hearing, not JDate.	这里是惩戒听证会 不是犹太交友网
0:16:51.05,	You are charged with public drunkenness,	你被控告公共场所酗酒
0:16:53.12,	resisting arrest, and assaulting a police officer,	拒捕 以及袭警
0:16:55.77,	all of which obviously violate our school's code of conduct.	显然都违反了我们学校的行为准则
0:16:59.66,	Sir, if I may speak on behalf of my client...	先生 容我代表我的委托人说两句
0:17:01.98,	Who are you?	你是哪颗葱
0:17:02.50,	I'm Mitchell Pritchett,	在下米奇尔·普里契特
0:17:03.62,	I'm Miss Dunphy's attorney.	邓菲小姐的律师
0:17:04.73,	We require students to speak for themselves.	我们要求学生为自己代言
0:17:06.93,	There are no attorneys allowed. You shouldn't even be here.	不允许雇用律师 你都不应该来这儿
0:17:10.08,	What if I just sat in this chair and I was really super quiet	那我坐这儿保持沉默 侧耳聆听
0:17:11.80,	and I just listen?	您意下如何
0:17:12.59,	I'll allow it.	准了
0:17:13.69,	Knock it off, Aidan.	别闹了 艾顿
0:17:15.51,	Miss Dunphy, is there anything	邓菲小姐 你有什么
0:17:16.98,	you would like to say in your defense?	要为自己辩护的吗
0:17:18.60,	Actually, I have no defense.	事实上 我没什么可辩护的
0:17:21.71,	I was drinking. I am underage.	我是喝了酒 不到合法年龄
0:17:24.90,	I ran from the police.	我逃避抓捕
0:17:26.72,	And even though it was an accident, I injured an officer.	虽说是意外 可我的确对那名警官造成了伤害
0:17:29.41,	I am very, very sorry.	我非常极其的抱歉
0:17:32.41,	I've made a lot of bad decisions since I've been here,	自从来到这里 我犯了很多错
0:17:34.82,	and it's time I take some responsibility.	现在也该担起责任了
0:17:37.91,	Like sometimes in the dining hall,	比如有时候我在食堂里
0:17:39.38,	I slip my pinky under the scale when they weigh my salad.	他们给沙拉称重的时候我把称往下按了
0:17:42.83,	Also, I've missed more morning classes than I've been to.	并且 我逃掉的晨课比上的还多
0:17:46.22,	I don't know what the policy is on dating T.A.S,	我不知道电话约会的规则
0:17:48.78,	But I think I broke it.	但我觉得我违反了
0:17:50.86,	Twice.-Oh,man.	两次-天呐
0:17:51.97,	Oh, and if we're gonna be completely honest,	要是绝对坦诚的话
0:17:54.06,	on my application to get in here,	我的大学申请书
0:17:55.48,	- I lied about the fact that I was-- - Uh, objection!	我说了谎其实我是...-反对
0:17:58.32,	- On what grounds? - Oh, he gets to say it?! He gets to--	基于何种理由-凭什么他就能说
0:18:00.56,	Miss Dunphy, Miss Dunphy,	邓菲小姐 邓菲小姐
0:18:02.22,	We appreciate your... candor.	我们很欣赏你的坦率
0:18:05.33,	Is there anything else you'd like to add?	你还有什么要补充吗
0:18:08.30,	Go, wildcats?	加油 野猫
0:18:10.38,	Oh, boy.	我的天
0:18:12.08,	That's not even our mascot.	野猫根本不是我们的吉祥物
0:18:15.63,	What does this do?	这个是做什么的
0:18:17.44,	I don't know, but thanks Obama, you're paying for it.	不知道 不过多谢奥巴马 你买单
0:18:20.22,	Hey. You're looking a lot better. How you feeling?	你看起来好多了 感觉怎样
0:18:22.78,	Better than kidney stones over there.	比那边的肾结石强多了
0:18:24.77,	Yeah, you know what? Now that you're doing better,	知道吗 现在你好转了
0:18:26.19,	I think I should call your mom and tell her what happened.	我应该打电话给你妈 告诉她这件事
0:18:28.93,	You know, I know it was a bit of a rough ride in the beginning,	我知道开头不是很顺利
0:18:31.03,	but the important thing is, is I handled it.	但重要的是 我处理好了
0:18:33.14,	- And everybody's okay. - What happened to her?	大家都平安-她这是怎么了
0:18:36.26,	- Hello? - She passed out watching a C-section.	喂-她在看剖腹产时晕过去了
0:18:38.93,	Cam?	小卡
0:18:39.99,	Never mind!	没事儿
0:18:46.92,	What are you looking for?	你在找什么
0:18:48.52,	Nothing! I am making a lot of noise because I'm angry!	没什么 我制造嗓音是因为我火大
0:18:51.76,	Gloria, I'm gonna help you with the baby.	歌洛莉亚 我会和你一起照顾宝宝的
0:18:53.86,	I am not young like with Manny.	我现在不像生曼尼时那么年轻
0:18:55.72,	I am tired already,	我已经很累了
0:18:57.13,	and it's gonna get harder from here!	而且以后任务更艰巨
0:18:59.51,	I can't do this on my own,	我一个人没法搞定
0:19:01.17,	and you did this to me,	我怀孕都是你的"杰做"
0:19:02.64,	so you're going to be here this time!	所以这次你要担起做父亲的责任
0:19:04.76,	Back then, we were living paycheck to paycheck.	那时候 我们的日子很拮据
0:19:07.46,	the reason I wasn't around is I was working all the time.	我没有照顾孩子是因为我总在工作
0:19:10.25,	Believe me,Dede wasn't the only one having sleepless nights.	相信我 不是只有迪迪一个人夜不能眠
0:19:13.31,	But now it's different.	现在不同了
0:19:14.93,	Now I can help you with everything.	现在什么事我都可以帮你
0:19:18.67,	Really?	真的吗
0:19:21.89,	Let's start right now.	从现在开始
0:19:22.96,	- I like that one. - Which one?	我喜欢这个-哪个
0:19:24.64,	That silver stroller.	银色的婴儿车
0:19:25.96,	No, we're going to get the green one.	不 我们买那个绿色的
0:19:27.69,	Great. What's next?	好的 接下来呢
0:19:28.37,	How about I pick out the wrong crib?	我挑个你不喜欢的婴儿床怎么样
0:19:31.07,	How you doing, Alex?	你还好吗 艾丽克斯
0:19:32.17,	I'm fine, except for the crushing blow	我很好 就是受到了严重打击
0:19:33.70,	of knowing I'll never be a doctor.	知道自己永远不会做医生
0:19:35.41,	Or have a baby.	也不会生小孩
0:19:37.06,	I wonder what's going on with Haley.	不知道海莉怎么样了
0:19:38.64,	I don't know.	不知道
0:19:39.41,	I've been so petty about your mom judging my parenting,	我今天一直不爽你妈怀疑我为人父的能力
0:19:41.51,	I haven't even thought about what she's going through today.	我根本没想过她今天都经历了些什么
0:19:44.05,	I feel awful. You know what? I should call her.	我感觉好糟糕 算了 我应该打给她
0:19:46.05,	What are you talking about? Mom thinks you're a great parent.	你说什么呢 我妈觉得你是个很棒的家长
0:19:48.77,	She does?	真的吗
0:19:49.64,	Yeah, she just thinks you can't bake.	是啊 她只是觉得你烤的东西难吃
0:19:51.87,	Hello?	喂
0:19:52.83,	Never mind.	没事儿
0:19:56.63,	Making a child is the easy part.	造人是最简单的
0:19:59.04,	The hard part is everything that comes after.	难的是后面接踵而来的事
0:20:02.13,	Keeping them safe...	保护他们的安全
0:20:03.15,	Well, you can tell your mother that my scones	你可以告诉你妈我的烤饼
0:20:05.26,	are appropriately crunchy on the outside	外面脆得恰到好处
0:20:06.91,	while delightfully dense on the ins--	里边绵密得让人爱不释口
0:20:09.27,	Saw that. Saw it.	看见了 看见了
0:20:10.67,	Making sacrifices for them...	为他们做出牺牲
0:20:12.87,	Hey, kid.	儿子
0:20:15.05,	I'll take you to that poetry reading thing tonight.	今晚我送你去参加那个诗歌朗诵什么的
0:20:17.74,	Actually, Dede and I were just talking.	迪迪和我正在说这事儿
0:20:20.07,	She's a huge fan of spoken word...	她非常喜欢口语诗
0:20:21.95,	And I would love to escort him.	我非常乐意送他去
0:20:24.17,	Please.-Go.	拜托了-去吧
0:20:26.61,	And standing by them, even when they let you down.	支持他们 哪怕他们让你失望
0:20:29.70,	I really am sorry.	真的对不起
0:20:31.14,	We appreciate that.	好样的
0:20:32.58,	It's good that you stepped up today.	你今天肯承担责任是好事
0:20:34.09,	Yeah. Sometimes it's healthy to get a fresh start.	是啊 有时候一个新的开始也不错
0:20:39.92,	I can't believe this. What am I gonna do?	难以置信 我该怎么办
0:20:43.37,	Well, they said you could reapply next year.	他们说了你可以明年再申请入学
0:20:45.51,	In the meantime, you're gonna get a job	与此同时 你要找份工作
0:20:47.36,	and you're gonna take some classes.	上一些课
0:20:49.03,	Well, I'm gonna buckle down and get a lot more serious.	我会努力认真对待的
0:20:51.95,	- Good for you. - Yeah.	好样的-对
0:20:53.45,	Where are my keys?	我的钥匙呢
0:20:54.43,	Oh, they're right there on the makeup table.	在化妆台上
0:20:56.45,	Oh, honey...	亲爱的
0:20:57.72,	That's a desk.	那是书桌
0:21:07.83,	Oh, my god. What are you doing here?	我的天 你怎么回来了
0:21:09.53,	I got kicked out.	我被学校赶出来了
0:21:10.65,	So go ahead, make your jokes. Get it out of your system.	来吧 要笑尽管笑 有话尽管说
0:21:13.20,	No, that's horrible. I'm so sorry.	不 那太糟糕了 真替你难过
0:21:15.82,	It'll be fine. I'm sure of it.	没事的 我肯定
0:21:17.88,	Thank you.	谢谢
0:21:19.58,	Ew, what did you do to my room?!	瞧你把我的房间弄的
0:21:21.98,	Well, it's not exactly your room. It's--it's mine.	这不全是你的房间 也是我的
0:21:23.70,	This goes. This goes. I hate that.	这个滚蛋 这个滚蛋 我讨厌那个
0:21:26.28,	- This is ugly. - Haley, stop!	这个好丑-海莉 别这样
0:21:28.10,	- Mom! - Mom!	妈-妈
0:21:29.14,	What is this? A solar system?	这是什么 太阳系吗
0:21:31.12,	It's molecules.	那是分子
0:21:32.25,	They're nerdy balls.	就是傻蛋球
0:21:33.47,	Alex, don't fight with her.	艾丽克斯 别跟她吵
0:21:35.15,	She might have a shiv.	她可能有刀
0:21:37.12,	We cool?	我们没事吧