[05:39.27](Becks) You dated that? 你和她约会过?
[05:41.14]No, actually l stood that up. 没 其实 我放了她鸽子
[05:43.20]Good call. Not enough beer in the world to make that look good. 好眼力! 喝再多酒 眼神也不会差成那样 (Good call: Miller Lite啤酒广告语)
[05:46.44]She was my T.A., l promised if she helped me pass criminology, 她是我大二时的助教 我答应她 要是她能帮我通过犯罪学考试
[05:50.38]that l'd take her to the Sigma Phi New Year's kegger. 我就带她去Sigma Phi兄弟会的 新年啤酒聚会
[05:53.21]That's so man-whore of you. 你还真不要脸
[05:55.18]Yeah, except that was the night Cindy Howard showed up at my room 是啊 不过那一晚Cindy Howard 来了我的房间 决定告别处子之身…
[05:58.92]and decided being a virgin wasn't cool anymore.
[06:02.29]That's interesting because she decided that two weeks earlier in my room. 那就有趣了 因为2周之前 她已经在我房间决定过一次了
[06:08.50]Becks, Grace Chin will never take my father's case. Becks 我对Grace陈做了那些之后 她是不会接我父亲的案子的
[06:12.43]- Not after what l did to her. - That was last century.
[06:14.42]那都是啥时候的老故事了 瞧这小胖妞
[06:16.20]Look at this fatty. She's probably got three or four chins by now. 她现在她的下巴可能都有3“陈”(层) 要么4“陈”(层)了
[06:19.97]Give her a call. She'll be happy to hear from a man. 给她打电话 她会很高兴 听到男人的声音的
[06:29.18]- What are you doing tonight? - l have no idea, 今晚你有什么事?
[06:31.52]but it involves a load of alcohol. 还没想好 但肯定会喝很多酒
[06:33.32]Perfect. Daniel gave me his invitation to the Stella McCartney party 好极了 Daniel把去Stella Mccartney 派对的请柬给了我
[06:36.92]and you are going to be my plus one. 而你将是我的同伴
[06:39.46]- lt says VlP - l know! - 上面写着V.I.P(特级嘉宾) - 我知道
[06:41.10]l've never even been an ''l.P.'' Look at the lettering. lt's so rich. 我以前从没做过I.P.(嘉宾)
[06:42.67]瞧这上面的字 太奢侈了
[06:44.53]You're feeling up a piece of paper. You need to get out more. 噢 亲爱的 那不过是一片纸 就这么点事情?
[06:47.60]l do. l need to do something to get my mind off Henry's slutty girlfriend. 我试过了 真试过了 我得做点什么 好别再去想Henry和她的风骚女友
[06:51.91]- You met her? - No, but you know she is. 你见过她了?
[06:53.07]没 你知道她就那样
[06:55.04](telephone ringing)
[06:57.68]Hello, Christina McKinney. 你好 Christina Mckinney
[07:00.38]Yes, very good. Who is this, really? 是的 非常好 你到底是谁?
[07:04.02]Really? 真的?
[07:05.45](stammering) 不… 是的 是 当然是
[07:07.79]Absolutely.
[07:10.73]l'm on hold for Sarah Jessica Parker. What do l do? Sarah Jessica Parker (名演员) 要跟我说话
[07:13.76]- You're doing it. - l can't! - 我该怎么办? - 你不是在接吗?
[07:15.30]- You talk to celebrities all the time! - l know, but not ones l like! 我不行
[07:15.32]你不是一直跟名人打交道么?
[07:16.69]我知道 但没一个是我喜欢的
[07:18.83](nervous gasps)
[07:21.24](exaggerated accent) Hallo, this is Christina. 您好! 我是Christina Mckinney
[07:23.84]l'm Scottish, not an Australian hooker. 我是苏格兰人 不是澳洲妓女!
[07:26.04]- You saw my work at the Fashion Week? - (gasping) 您看到我在时装周上的作品了?
[07:28.88]Of course l can create an Oscar dress. 当然 我能设计奥斯卡礼服
[07:32.01]When do you need it? Tomorrow? 您什么时候要用? 明天? 哎呀!
[07:34.32]Crikey! Um... 嗯…
[07:37.15]She'll do it! 她接了! 我接了!