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　　Claire向Manny 抱怨Alex不肯穿裙子，Manny只好尽责地开导她。可当Alex在继外婆Gloria的开导下终于买了一条裙子，Claire仍是一脸不高兴。Phil为了讨好岳父Jay，陪着Jay去放飞模型飞机，中途Phil经历“坠机”事故，面对震怒的女儿Claire ，Jay 只好违心地向Phil表达他的“爱意”。

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- 我以为你是要去倒垃圾的耶

- 对啊

 

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- Phil

- 知道了 马上

 

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- 我...我本就要去的

 

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Dylan

 

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嗨 Dunphy阿姨 我 我只是在等Haley

 

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你有按门铃吗?

 

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我发了信息 她说她一会儿就下来

 

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- 噢 好 替我向她问好

- 好的 

 

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Dylan! D仔!

 

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和Dylan滴灵灵地停在家

 

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- "d"后面是"y" "y"后面是...

- 嗨 Dunphy先生

 

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嗨 进来吧

 

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你刚好能看到比赛的最后

 

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噢 我不太看棒球的

 

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Haley跟你打招呼了

 

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我-我只是在开玩笑啦

 

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过来 我带你看

 

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坐 坐这里

 

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来啊 我又不会咬你

 

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玩你的啦

 

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我在开玩笑啦

 

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好 看到那个男的吗? 他得分就打平了

 

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他很搞笑的

 

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每次都只跑到"二垒"

 

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我很确定他这次要试着偷"三垒"

 

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但这想法非常不好

 

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你和Haley怎么样啦?

 

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我好像和你在家玩玩具飞机啊

 

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这不是玩具飞机 Manny

 

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这是模型 很复杂的

 

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你要遥控它飞起来

 

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你要对机翼和飞行过程都非常熟悉才行

 

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而且都要遵循空气动力学的原则

 

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但盒子上写着"12岁及以上年龄"

 

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什么?!

 

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你下次可以和Jay一起灰灰机

 

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但你今天要和Luke一起玩

 

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- 为什么?

- 因为他妈妈邀请了你吖 你就去吧

 

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家人要保持亲近呐 对不对啊Jay

 

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我很确定这里打印错了

 

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男人都要有爱好

 

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Manny的爸爸有好多爱好

 

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像是在沙漠徒步旅行啦

 

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从那种地方跳下来滑雪啦...

 

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那个是什么地方?格得格得叫的

 

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- 直升机

- 对

 

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有一次 他居然敢和一个短吻鳄搏击

 

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摔跤

 

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要说摔跤...你不可能和鳄鱼搏击

 

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你确定吗?

 

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他们的爪子上怎么戴拳套啊

 

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他们不是有小小的巴掌吗?

 

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没有!

 

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好吧 我忘记我们原本的话题了

 

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不管怎么说 爱好对男人都是很重要的

 

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不管你是在挑战生命极限

 

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还是从安全距离遥控一只灰机

 

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等等等等 你在往哪里开?

 

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顺道去买些尿片

 

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一会儿就好

 

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这里是好市多耶

 

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对啊 就是从这里买尿片

 

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几时开始的?

 

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你还记得几个月之前

 

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领养了一个宝宝吗?

 

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就是从那开始的

 

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Mitchell很势利眼

 

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不不 我只是...我只是看得比较透彻

 

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势利眼的官方说法

 

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我们第一次见的时候他看都不看我一眼

 

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因为我是个密苏里州的乡下农夫

 

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而他是一个城市老鼠

 

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谁会用"城市老鼠"这个词?

 

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乡下老鼠

 

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我想我还是在车里等了

 

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好吧

 

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如果你要出去的话能帮忙扔垃圾吗?

 

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- 我已经扔了

- 噢 我们已经搞定了

 

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他有点坐不住啊

 

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你也不想想 一个小孩当然不想

 

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和他女友的老爸混一起玩

 

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我以为我们已经超越那种关系了

 

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我已经...

 

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我同意他进入下一步的说

 

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真的吗?

 

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我还以为你同意他们做普通朋友

 

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是 但是做普通朋友的最终目的

 

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就是可以和他可以更进一步

 

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你不知道这个道理吗?

 

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那你怎么没有和我爹关系更深一层

 

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你在说什么呢?

 

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我们结婚了16年

 

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你在他旁边还是像如履薄冰一样

 

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什么?!

 

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你在胡说什么?

 

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Jay和我多铁啊

 

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你...你只是想要过来玩玩

 

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来了六个好盆友喔 这样的话...

 

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我们就可以...

 

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<font color=#38B0DE>摩登家庭

第1季 第3集

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Manny带了他最喜欢的游戏和Luke玩

 

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这叫做"帝国的征服"

 

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你要运用策略来扩大自己的版图

 

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最后控制整个世界

 

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Luke一定会喜欢的 他就在外面玩着呢

 

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我去血拼 你要我帮你带什么东西吗?

 

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你真好 不过我们还好 谢谢哦

 

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这件怎么样?

 

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你不跟Gloria和Manny打声招呼吗?

 

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嗨 Gloria和Manny

 

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好了 妈 这件怎样嘛?

 

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不行 你要穿裙子的

 

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- 妈 好啦!

- 干嘛啊?

 

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让你穿得像个女孩子一下午会死啊

 

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但那是你朋友的婚礼

 

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我根本就没听说过那个人

 

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没得商量

 

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你可以跟Haley再借一次裙子

 

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不行 这样代表了很恶心的事情...

 

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就是我变成了Haley

 

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与其逼我穿裙子

 

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不如担心一下怎样让Luke穿裤子?

 

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啥?

 

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他干嘛要这样?

 

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Luke!

 

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裤子! 给我穿上!

 

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Jay和我是好兄弟 毫无疑问

 

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我们的关系不是外在的

 

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呃 他...他不太说话

 

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也...不太会拥抱别人

 

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有一次 他开车碾过了我的脚

 

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那是因为 他在戒烟

 

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但 基本上 我们算是好兄弟

 

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你非得傻站着吗?

 

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你都让我难受了

 

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哦

 

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老天 坐下呀

 

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喏 扶住这只机翼 我来调整这个

 

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好的

 

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来啊 坐啊

 

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别抓太大力了

 

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好

 

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Alex要不你跟我去逛街吧?

 

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也许我可以帮你找到你喜欢的哟

 

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这是很好 但是她不太喜欢逛街

 

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事实上我想去哦

 

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因为你都不知道我喜欢的是什么

 

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你一点都不知道

 

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我当然知道了

 

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你喜欢惹我生气

 

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就像你姐姐

 

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喜欢把自己关在房间里

 

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还有 你弟弟喜欢...

 

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呐 你也看到你弟喜欢做啥

 

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Luke! 穿 上 裤 子 !

 

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我和Jay之间的小问题

 

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就是总是止步不前

 

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从最初的时候就是这样

 

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你知道 他就像那种银背大猩猩

 

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保护着他的女人

 

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然后来了一个更年轻力壮的大猩猩

 

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闯进来 一巴掌把他拍飞

 

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那些母猩猩就会很自然地跑过来

 

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把她们的菊花给你

 

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猩爸爸想要阻止这一切 但他已经不行了

 

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这就是...这就是生活 我不是敌人

 

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那些偷猎者才是敌人

 

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好了

 

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不许碰了

 

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好

 

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你想要去放飞吗?

 

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好啊

 

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哎

 

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我拿到了牙膏和肥皂

 

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行了 你都能开家店了

 

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我还以为我们只是来买尿片的

 

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我们农场里有句话

 

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既然有好鞍 何不多...

 

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我感到你在翻我白眼

 

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我们是在小胡椒著名的游戏夜上认识的

 

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我记得Mitchell是因为我每次喔喔叫

 

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他都会翻白眼

 

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我才没有!

 

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还是有的

 

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好吧 有一点

 

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我们...我们正在玩猜字游戏

 

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我不知道怎么去比划那个词

 

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我想到能做的就只有...

 

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结果一秒还没过去 Cam就说了...

 

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"卡萨布兰卡"

 

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我只是这样比划了一下

 

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"卡萨布兰卡"

 

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"卡萨布兰卡"

 

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我们可不可以拿了尿片就走哇?

 

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行 但我还想去葡萄酒区看一下

 

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等一下

 

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这里有个葡萄酒区?

 

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真的 一种超好喝的 就在轮胎后面

 

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不可能 他们怎么可能有...喔 天呐

 

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我的天...Cam Cam

 

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我想要这个碎纸机呀 行不?

 

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可以横切彩纸了...好

 

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呵!

 

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天啊 太棒了

 

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对啊

 

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Cam...

 

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这到底是什么神奇的地方呐

 

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这饼干香到绝无仅有了 你独门配方?

 

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不是 我只是把他们扔进去烤

 

212

00:08:52,845 --> 00:08:55,545

然后添加你的秘方和无尽的爱吗?

 

213

00:08:55,615 --> 00:08:57,515

当然

 

214

00:08:57,585 --> 00:08:59,445

你和Luke玩的来吧?

 

215

00:08:59,515 --> 00:09:01,955

我也不知道 他不愿从盒子里出来

 

216

00:09:02,025 --> 00:09:05,585

我就在这和姐姐聊聊天好了

 

217

00:09:05,655 --> 00:09:09,555

噢 是啊 我想严格上说我还是你继姐

 

218

00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:11,895

我妈说不要用个"继"字

 

219

00:09:11,965 --> 00:09:13,365

听起来好假

 

220

00:09:13,435 --> 00:09:15,595

而我们真的是一家人

 

221

00:09:15,665 --> 00:09:18,705

所以 究竟有什么问题啊 Claire?

 

222

00:09:20,205 --> 00:09:21,775

什么?

 

223

00:09:21,835 --> 00:09:23,175

你看起来不开心

 

224

00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:27,975

我只是因为Alex 你知道 孩子的事

 

225

00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:29,315

呃 孩子啊

 

226

00:09:29,385 --> 00:09:32,085

别跟我提起这个 学校里都是些屁孩儿

 

227

00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,015

我想吃过中午饭后

 

228

00:09:36,085 --> 00:09:38,285

我们可以去血拼啦

 

229

00:09:38,355 --> 00:09:39,925

我不要买裙子哦

 

230

00:09:39,995 --> 00:09:41,825

我才不介意呢 我又不是你妈

 

231

00:09:41,895 --> 00:09:43,825

我知道 你是我外婆

 

232

00:09:43,895 --> 00:09:45,025

"继"外婆才对

 

233

00:09:45,095 --> 00:09:49,195

不管怎样 你今天就把当我是你闺蜜

 

234

00:09:49,265 --> 00:09:52,805

就是两个女孩出来玩一个下午

 

235

00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:56,135

你和闺蜜出来都做什么吖

 

236

00:09:56,205 --> 00:09:59,405

不知道啊 就聊聊天 喝喝酒

 

237

00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:00,775

我能喝酒吗?

 

238

00:10:00,845 --> 00:10:01,845

不行

 

239

00:10:01,915 --> 00:10:03,745

真是区别对待啊

 

240

00:10:03,815 --> 00:10:06,455

你可以告诉我任何事情啊

 

241

00:10:06,515 --> 00:10:09,755

大人总是用着套话但从来都不是真心的

 

242

00:10:09,825 --> 00:10:12,355

当我妈跟我说我可以问她所有东西

 

243

00:10:12,425 --> 00:10:13,555

我都不能问

 

244

00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,355

一问她就会暴走

 

245

00:10:15,425 --> 00:10:18,995

我不会暴走吧 说吧

 

246

00:10:19,065 --> 00:10:21,095

好吧

 

247

00:10:21,165 --> 00:10:22,935

你睡过多少个男的?

 

248

00:10:23,005 --> 00:10:25,435

8个 下一个

 

249

00:10:29,845 --> 00:10:31,275

我可以试试看吗?

 

250

00:10:31,345 --> 00:10:33,545

不行

 

251

00:10:33,615 --> 00:10:36,895

我应该去买一个的 我一直很爱飞机

 

252

00:10:36,995 --> 00:10:39,055

我要是重新过一次的话

 

253

00:10:39,155 --> 00:10:40,545

我会成为一个机师的

 

254

00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:44,403

如果关掉遥控器

 

255

00:10:44,473 --> 00:10:45,603

然后很快地重启?

 

256

00:10:45,673 --> 00:10:47,343

啊 你真是个"好机师"啊

 

257

00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:50,513

你可以在空中大转圈吗?

 

258

00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:51,683

只要我想就可以

 

259

00:10:51,743 --> 00:10:53,883

不是吧!我可以试试看吗?

 

260

00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:54,853

不行

 

261

00:10:54,913 --> 00:10:56,183

好吧

 

262

00:10:57,983 --> 00:11:01,453

我知道你为什么会喜欢了 多平静啊

 

263

00:11:01,523 --> 00:11:05,823

就像整个世界都消失了一样

 

264

00:11:08,163 --> 00:11:09,563

我还记得有个夏天

 

265

00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:10,903

- 我跟你说

- 嗯?

 

266

00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:12,603

我还会另一手 叫做"穿针引线"

 

267

00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,933

在Claire和Mitch还是小孩的时候

我经常这么做

 

268

00:11:15,003 --> 00:11:16,403

- 想试试看嘛?

- 要怎样做?

 

269

00:11:16,473 --> 00:11:19,173

你从那边拿一个呼啦圈

 

270

00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:22,973

走到那边很远很远很远的地方

站定别动

 

271

00:11:23,043 --> 00:11:25,143

我控制飞机穿过它

 

272

00:11:25,213 --> 00:11:28,113

哇 听起来好棒

 

273

00:11:28,183 --> 00:11:29,613

然后我就能控制它了吗?

 

274

00:11:29,683 --> 00:11:31,453

- 不行

- 好吧

 

275

00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:44,663

这里怎样?

 

276

00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:46,773

不够远 继续跑

 

277

00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,373

好 继续跑

 

278

00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:50,543

- 越远越好

- 好好 我知道了

 

279

00:11:50,603 --> 00:11:51,873

知道了噢!

 

280

00:11:56,813 --> 00:11:58,043

这里呢?

 

281

00:11:58,113 --> 00:12:02,353

好! 站住 不许动!

 

282

00:12:02,423 --> 00:12:03,953

耶! 我们来吧!

 

283

00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,923

呜呼!

 

284

00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,593

嗷!我太爱了!

 

285

00:12:08,653 --> 00:12:10,993

太-爱-了!

 

286

00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,210

你把飞机往我脸上开啊

 

287

00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:26,560

你肯定动了 我叫了你别动的

 

288

00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,390

- 我没动啊

- 别说话

 

289

00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:30,190

我检查一下有没有什么问题

 

290

00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:33,700

Alex和我从来没达成过一致

 

291

00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,270

她什么事情都能和我吵起来

 

292

00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:38,370

嗯 一个强而独立的女人啊

 

293

00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,200

听起来像是一个故人

 

294

00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:41,900

我从来脾气就很好的

 

295

00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,240

这...这次裙子的事情...

 

296

00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:46,240

从来就没有在Haley上发生过

 

297

00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:49,350

也许Alex不想被拿去和她姐姐比较

 

298

00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:51,810

她可能只是想有她自己独特的一面吧

 

299

00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,080

把她和裙子搭在一起 她就失去自我了

 

300

00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,590

就因为穿了一个下午

 

301

00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,120

我就不会放弃一直做自己

 

302

00:12:58,190 --> 00:12:59,560

哇

 

303

00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,290

要不是我知道 很难想象你只有10岁

 

304

00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,530

10岁零9个月

 

305

00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,830

是啊

 

306

00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,660

- 你好

- 我是Mitchell 你们需要橄榄吗?

 

307

00:13:08,730 --> 00:13:10,930

- 橄榄?

- 超级好的橄榄

 

308

00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,740

好的

 

309

00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,440

我这就给你买

 

310

00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,070

Mitchell 我找到尿布了

 

311

00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:17,410

就在这儿

 

312

00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:19,010

Cameron 猜猜我看到了什么

 

313

00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,310

棺材

 

314

00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,140

他们不仅卖婴儿奶粉 还卖棺材

 

315

00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,950

从生到死 你需要的东西 这儿都有卖

 

316

00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,120

天啊 看看这满架子的尿布

 

317

00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,390

真的好便宜

 

318

00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:30,790

我觉得嘛

 

319

00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:32,360

我们应该一次性买够一到两年用的

 

320

00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,860

我们放哪呢?

 

321

00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:36,130

他们不是还卖棚子吗

 

322

00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,090

你真愿意买个尿布棚?

 

323

00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,930

你真想让我们成为有尿布棚的人?

 

324

00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,530

别说话 快点再拿两盒

 

325

00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,800

我可不会 Mitchell 我们得走了

 

326

00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,370

不 来嘛 我们还需要...

 

327

00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,340

请问下 你们的平板推车哪里来的? 

 

328

00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:51,770

- 那儿 

- 你快去拿一辆

 

329

00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:52,910

- 真的? 

- 是滴

 

330

00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,110

拿两辆!

 

331

00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,845

我在卖苹果酱那等你

 

332

00:13:59,915 --> 00:14:02,875

猜词游戏后 我们一起去喝了咖啡

 

333

00:14:02,995 --> 00:14:05,165

我知道了他喜欢艺术

 

334

00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:08,335

是个钢琴小王子 还会说法语

 

335

00:14:08,425 --> 00:14:09,325

<i>一点点啦</i>

 

336

00:14:09,455 --> 00:14:11,355

所以 我看错他了

 

337

00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:13,635

是啊 我就像"好市多"

 

338

00:14:13,715 --> 00:14:16,295

大而不典雅 却不怕没人来爱我  

 

339

00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:18,475

是滴 我就比较像...

 

340

00:14:18,995 --> 00:14:19,885

又忘了

 

341

00:14:20,115 --> 00:14:23,005

我们在巴黎逛的那家小商店叫啥名?

 

342

00:14:23,245 --> 00:14:25,195

你真是个势利眼

 

343

00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:29,158

"卡萨布兰卡"

 

344

00:14:30,868 --> 00:14:32,908

我踝关节上纹了朵花

 

345

00:14:32,988 --> 00:14:34,918

还吻了只极小的蝴蝶在我的...

 

346

00:14:36,088 --> 00:14:37,308

大腿上

 

347

00:14:37,468 --> 00:14:38,798

大腿哪?

 

348

00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:39,828

挺根部的地方

 

349

00:14:40,148 --> 00:14:41,608

你这么做是为了看起来更性感吗?

 

350

00:14:41,718 --> 00:14:43,318

回答这个 是因为男人才纹的?

 

351

00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:44,878

外公喜欢吗?

 

352

00:14:45,028 --> 00:14:46,828

三个问题的答案 不 不 是滴

 

353

00:14:46,948 --> 00:14:49,028

真恶心

 

354

00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,528

我们还是聊聊你打洞的经历吧

 

355

00:14:50,528 --> 00:14:51,558

不

 

356

00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:53,498

我已经回答你足够多问题了

 

357

00:14:53,568 --> 00:14:55,398

现在你回答我

 

358

00:14:55,468 --> 00:14:57,438

什么?

 

359

00:14:57,498 --> 00:14:59,138

你为啥不想穿裙子?

 

360

00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,338

因为我不想让自己

 

361

00:15:01,408 --> 00:15:02,578

看起来就像我姐和她朋友一样

 

362

00:15:02,638 --> 00:15:05,308

我也穿裙子啊 一点也不会像她

 

363

00:15:05,378 --> 00:15:08,608

你就是我姐嘛 只是...年长40岁的版本

 

364

00:15:08,678 --> 00:15:09,948

- 就大10岁

- 20吧

 

365

00:15:10,018 --> 00:15:11,048

成交

 

366

00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,648

Alex 你为什么这么不愿意穿裙子?

 

367

00:15:13,718 --> 00:15:15,418

我穿不穿又无谓

 

368

00:15:15,488 --> 00:15:17,218

反正我没我姐和你漂亮

 

369

00:15:17,288 --> 00:15:19,028

无稽之谈 你很漂亮啊!

 

370

00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:20,128

我不漂亮

 

371

00:15:20,188 --> 00:15:21,588

但这没关系

 

372

00:15:21,658 --> 00:15:23,228

我头脑机灵

 

373

00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:27,868

- 那个俊服务员可不知道你机灵

- 什么意思?

 

374

00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,838

每次他经过 都会对你笑

 

375

00:15:29,898 --> 00:15:31,238

他才没有!

 

376

00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,408

那你怎么解释只有我们桌上有面包?

 

377

00:15:35,738 --> 00:15:38,778

某一天 你也会憧憬着

 

378

00:15:38,848 --> 00:15:40,348

和一个他这样的帅哥约会

 

379

00:15:40,408 --> 00:15:43,948

那天到来时 你也会想变得漂亮

 

380

00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:45,818

那时候你就会穿裙子了

 

381

00:15:48,388 --> 00:15:50,258

你吻过女孩没?

 

382

00:15:50,318 --> 00:15:53,028

这样问你外婆可不允许

 

383

00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:55,188

我妈以前是不是对我很严苛?

 

384

00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,398

是滴 但你知道吗?

 

385

00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,868

那时候 受贝蒂-傅瑞丹

(著名女权运动家) 

 

386

00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:00,998

和葛罗莉亚-史坦能思想统治

(两者皆为著名女权运动家) 

 

387

00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,368

他们不明白...

 

388

00:16:02,438 --> 00:16:04,868

- 我们回来了

- 大家好

 

389

00:16:04,938 --> 00:16:06,038

购物怎么样?

 

390

00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:08,808

太好了 你与Luke玩得开心吗?

 

391

00:16:08,878 --> 00:16:11,638

- 不是那么... 

- 我们过得很愉快

 

392

00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:15,378

Alex 我想了又想...

 

393

00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,178

如果你不想穿裙子去参加婚礼

 

394

00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:18,818

也不是世界末日

 

395

00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:21,218

没关系啦

 

396

00:16:21,288 --> 00:16:22,558

我买了一条

 

397

00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:25,588

你看 她就是这么惹怒我的

 

398

00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:26,988

我们下周再谈

 

399

00:16:29,128 --> 00:16:32,028

大家让一下 有伤员 有伤员

 

400

00:16:32,098 --> 00:16:34,228

哦-哦 我脸得好好休息下

 

401

00:16:34,298 --> 00:16:35,168

你很好

 

402

00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:37,338

不会有事的

 

403

00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:39,268

额滴神! 老爸 你干了啥

 

404

00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:41,008

小事故而已 

 

405

00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,238

我刚经历了坠机事件

 

406

00:16:42,308 --> 00:16:43,538

发生了什么?

 

407

00:16:43,608 --> 00:16:45,808

飞机穿洞时 某人移动了

 

408

00:16:45,878 --> 00:16:47,878

我才没有 你故意的

 

409

00:16:47,948 --> 00:16:50,978

是止痛药让他胡言乱语 他现在有点糊涂

 

410

00:16:51,048 --> 00:16:52,318

情况有多坏?

 

411

00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:55,188

机翼折段 螺旋桨弯曲

 

412

00:16:55,258 --> 00:16:56,418

- 但我可以... 

- 我是指Phil

 

413

00:16:56,488 --> 00:16:58,318

我刚经历了坠机事件

 

414

00:16:58,388 --> 00:16:59,558

老爸 你真厉害

 

415

00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:01,388

我又没让他去 他自己坚持要去

 

416

00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,428

他试了一下 结果就这样了

 

417

00:17:03,498 --> 00:17:05,358

就像你开车压他脚那次?

 

418

00:17:05,428 --> 00:17:06,368

你还开车压他脚?

 

419

00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:07,498

那只是意外

 

420

00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,968

老爸 你明明是故意的

 

421

00:17:09,038 --> 00:17:10,398

草坪上还有轮胎印

 

422

00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:11,398

那时候我刚戒烟

 

423

00:17:12,538 --> 00:17:14,038

瞧 你让你老公更难受了

 

424

00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:16,108

- 我要喝水

- 我去拿

 

425

00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:20,708

你还好吗

 

426

00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,318

Gloria 你在这儿太好了

 

427

00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:26,048

别担心 我也在这儿

 

428

00:17:26,118 --> 00:17:27,988

你是谁?

 

429

00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,618

不是我的错

 

430

00:17:29,688 --> 00:17:32,358

我看过你穿洞很多次

 

431

00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,488

- 你从没失误过

- 可能是我变老了吧

 

432

00:17:34,558 --> 00:17:36,728

你为什么不承认是因为你不喜欢Phil

 

433

00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:38,628

放下 你没资格吃我家饼干

 

434

00:17:38,698 --> 00:17:40,098

我喜欢Phil啊

 

435

00:17:40,168 --> 00:17:42,738

只是有时他太黏人了

 

436

00:17:42,798 --> 00:17:45,568

这很让人...讨嫌

 

437

00:17:45,638 --> 00:17:47,008

好吧 他可能是有点黏人

 

438

00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,538

但是你从不给他机会

 

439

00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:49,708

你知道吗?

 

440

00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,438

我们已经结婚16年

 

441

00:17:51,508 --> 00:17:54,408

你有告诉过他一次 你喜欢他吗?

 

442

00:17:54,478 --> 00:17:56,518

这几个字 我是没说过

 

443

00:17:56,578 --> 00:17:58,218

你类似的话都没说过

 

444

00:17:58,288 --> 00:18:01,248

你知道那让我怎么想吗?

 

445

00:18:01,318 --> 00:18:02,718

 

446

00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:04,458

你从没告诉过你儿子 你爱他?

 

447

00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,858

什么时候我们开始谈"爱"这个词了?

 

448

00:18:06,928 --> 00:18:09,028

他又不是我亲儿子

 

449

00:18:09,098 --> 00:18:11,458

你的意思是 你也不爱Manny?

 

450

00:18:11,528 --> 00:18:12,768

我当然爱了

 

451

00:18:12,828 --> 00:18:14,398

相信我 当我刚才在公园时

 

452

00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,098

我真希望是Manny相伴

 

453

00:18:16,168 --> 00:18:17,568

陪你干吗...

 

454

00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:21,168

好让你用灰机打他头吗? 

 

455

00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:24,578

老爸 谢谢你带Phil回家

 

456

00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:27,448

我在他头发里发现了一小零件 还你...

 

457

00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,588

其实这叫做副翼 它是控制... 

 

458

00:18:32,648 --> 00:18:34,748

是啊 这真重要

 

459

00:18:34,818 --> 00:18:36,688

再见 老爸

 

460

00:18:46,798 --> 00:18:48,098

嗨 Phil

 

461

00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,438

Jay

 

462

00:18:53,308 --> 00:18:54,238

痛!

 

463

00:18:54,308 --> 00:18:55,908

难道你是瓷娃娃?

 

464

00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:00,578

Phil 我只想让你知道 我很抱歉

 

465

00:19:00,648 --> 00:19:03,718

不管是因为我失误 还是因为你动了...

 

466

00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:04,818

我没动

 

467

00:19:04,888 --> 00:19:06,618

不管怎样...

 

468

00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,388

我只想告诉你我很喜欢你

 

469

00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,858

真的?

 

470

00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,158

是滴

 

471

00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:14,788

你喜欢我什么?

 

472

00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,528

你人好

 

473

00:19:19,598 --> 00:19:22,598

特别努力

 

474

00:19:22,668 --> 00:19:24,768

是啊

 

475

00:19:24,838 --> 00:19:25,938

你是个好爸爸

 

476

00:19:26,008 --> 00:19:27,968

我是个好爸爸 过来

 

477

00:19:28,038 --> 00:19:29,908

你过来

 

478

00:19:31,278 --> 00:19:33,278

这感觉真好

 

479

00:19:35,178 --> 00:19:37,018

发生什么了?

 

480

00:19:37,078 --> 00:19:38,678

出了个小意外

 

481

00:19:38,748 --> 00:19:40,948

但Jay在告诉Phil他爱他

 

482

00:19:41,018 --> 00:19:43,388

真好耶

 

483

00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,418

是啊 但他从没对我男友说过

 

484

00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:46,628

别放心上啦

 

485

00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:48,428

- 凭什么

- Mitch是对滴

 

486

00:19:48,498 --> 00:19:50,358

你也去抱抱 Cam 快点

 

487

00:19:50,428 --> 00:19:51,828

没开玩笑吧

 

488

00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:53,128

Jay!

 

489

00:19:53,198 --> 00:19:54,198

来吧 Cam

 

490

00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:56,268

- 就小抱一下 

- 来吧

 

491

00:19:57,998 --> 00:19:59,198

快说 快说!

 

492

00:19:59,268 --> 00:20:00,538

我也很喜欢 Cam

 

493

00:20:00,608 --> 00:20:02,758

- 你喜欢他什么?

- 额滴神

 

494

00:20:02,848 --> 00:20:04,158

你从哪搞到的摄像机?

 

495

00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:06,218

世上最好的商店

 

496

00:20:07,778 --> 00:20:08,548

谢谢 老爸

 

497

00:20:09,218 --> 00:20:10,818

Manny 你也进去 一起照张相

 

498

00:20:10,888 --> 00:20:12,318

来吧 Manny

 

499

00:20:14,118 --> 00:20:15,158

一二三 "起司!"

 

500

00:20:15,218 --> 00:20:16,318

不要挤!

 

501

00:20:16,388 --> 00:20:17,988

- 起司! 

- 照好了

 

502

00:20:18,058 --> 00:20:19,628

- 起司

- 再来一张

 

503

00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,028

真和谐啊!

 

504

00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:23,598

 

505

00:20:23,658 --> 00:20:26,228

是不是有这种感觉 他可以环抱世界?

 

506

00:20:26,298 --> 00:20:29,138

我是不是把什么拉坏了

 

507

00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:34,253

我一直想要个女儿

 

508

00:20:35,473 --> 00:20:36,833

帮她穿靓装

 

509

00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,673

做头发 修指甲 化妆

 

510

00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:46,443

没人知道 但在Manny还小时

 

511

00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,613

我把他打扮成小女孩

 

512

00:20:47,683 --> 00:20:49,613

然后告诉大家他是我女儿

 

513

00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:53,283

就几次而已嘛

 

514

00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,553

我可不想让他有性别错乱感

 

515

00:20:55,623 --> 00:20:57,023

当他看到那些照片时 我就告诉他

 

516

00:20:57,093 --> 00:21:00,963

那是他死去的龙凤胎妹妹