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0:00:06.16,	What's with all the yogurt?	拿那么多酸奶干什么
0:00:07.41,	Shh! Durkas has been breaking into my locker.	嘘 德卡斯一直私自开我的储物柜
0:00:10.18,	But I've got a little revenge planned.	但我想出了一个复仇计划
0:00:12.33,	Sorry. I just remembered I don't really care.	不好意思 我其实没兴趣知道
0:00:17.92,	Where's Mom? Oh, my God, what is that outfit?	妈妈呢 噢 天呐 你穿的是什么
0:00:20.55,	Are you going goth?	你不会要走哥特路线吧
0:00:21.61,	You still sleep with a stuffed panda.	你现在还抱着毛绒熊猫睡觉呢
0:00:23.21,	Don't you have a fraternity to pass out in?	你滚去参加大学联谊会吧
0:00:25.08,	Is there anything else you need for your procedure?	你那个小手术 还需要点什么东西吗
0:00:27.57,	Um, I think I'm supposed to have ice cream.	我想来点冰激凌
0:00:29.69,	Hmm. Actually, I don't--	是吗 可我觉得...
0:00:31.31,	I'm sorry. Is it a vasecto-you,	不好意思 到底是切你的输卵管
0:00:33.03,	Or a vasectomy?	还是切我的输精管
0:00:34.45,	- You can have ice cream. - Thanks.	到时给你买个冰激凌-谢谢
0:00:36.00,	=-Today...-Snip-a-dee-doo-'F:	今天...-要切个东东
0:00:38.78,	We-we've been talking about doing this for a while.	我们讨论了有段日子了
0:00:40.89,	Yeah. Yeah, ever since dad and Gloria	没错 没错 自从爸和歌洛莉亚
0:00:42.70,	had their little accident,	不小心搞出个孩子
0:00:43.49,	we don't need any surprises.	我们不需要那种惊喜了
0:00:45.07,	Also, though,	而且
0:00:45.67,	it will allow for a little more freestylin' in the boudoir	以后在闺房中也可以多一些"自由发射"
0:00:48.22,	If we're not having to worry about adding more critters.	因为不必再担心搞出个小生命出来
0:00:50.53,	More importantly,	更重要的是
0:00:51.45,	it is an essential part of our 5-year plan.	那是我们五年计划的关键部分
0:00:53.74,	Oh, the 5-year plan. Talk about the--the Rosses.	噢 五年计划 跟他们说说罗斯夫妇吧
0:00:56.41,	The Rosses--okay,	罗斯夫妇 好吧
0:00:57.42,	the Rosses are this couple we have known forever, and...	罗斯夫妇是我们的老朋友
0:01:00.53,	They were never able to have kids,	他们生不了小孩
0:01:02.19,	- So we always felt a little... - jealous of them.	所以我们对他们有点...-嫉妒
0:01:04.26,	I mean, we love our kids,	我们很爱我们的孩子
0:01:05.60,	But John and Chrissy can travel...	但约翰和克丽希有时间旅行
0:01:07.67,	They're always tan.	他们的皮肤长年是健康的棕色
0:01:08.88,	Did you know that Chrissy is eight years older than me?	你看得出克丽希比我大8岁吗
0:01:11.66,	I would have said eight years younger.	要我说 她比你年轻8岁还差不多
0:01:13.35,	There's just this spark in her that--	她身上迸发出的青春火花...
0:01:15.23,	Well, look who I'm talking to. You used to have it.	真是 瞧瞧我身边的这位 你以前也有的
0:01:17.09,	- Wow. It's like you don't... hear... - The point is,	你好像没...听到我说-我要说的是
0:01:19.21,	As long as we don't have another baby,	只要我们不再造个新人
0:01:21.13,	That life is ours in five years	5年后我们也可以享受那样的生活
0:01:23.23,	When Luke goes off to college.	到时候卢克已经离家上大学了
0:01:24.76,	Or somewhere.	或者别的地方
0:01:26.27,	It will actually be a pleasure walking into that doctor's office today	我今天其实是开开心心地去医生那儿的
0:01:30.66,	There you are. Mom--	你终于来了 妈
0:01:31.65,	Hang on a second. What is this?	等等 你这是什么行头
0:01:33.65,	Is this because of your new friend Skyler?	是受了你那位叫斯凯勒的朋友的影响吗
0:01:35.93,	Oh, she's just trying to change her image.	她正努力改变形象
0:01:37.82,	Nice work, by the way.	顺便说下 挺有成效的
0:01:38.78,	You went from dork to Count Dorkula.	你已经从呆瓜升级到呆鸭了
0:01:38.78,	[Count Duckula是动画片《怪鸭历险记》]
0:01:40.66,	Can we talk about my clothes? You were supposed to send them!	能聊聊我的衣服吗 我早就让你寄过来的
0:01:43.20,	I'll be with you in a second. Hang on.	我等会儿再说你的事 等一下
0:01:44.50,	I don't like this Skylar.	我不喜欢那个斯凯勒
0:01:46.24,	You don't need to change who you are	你不必非得改变自己
0:01:47.83,	to fit in with the cool kids.	来迎合那些酷小孩
0:01:49.82,	Oh, of course she does. She just is so uncool,	她当然得变了 她实在是太土了
0:01:52.47,	she doesn't know who the cool kids are.	她都分不清谁是酷小孩
0:01:54.14,	Don't you have a class to fail?	你难道不要忙着挂科吗
0:01:55.69,	Don't you have a raven to train?	你不需要去训练乌鸦吗[哥特风]
0:01:57.30,	Listen, I have repeated outfits twice this week.	听着 我这周强调了两遍衣服的事儿
0:02:00.47,	- It's a disaster. - And I will deal with it tomorrow,	我受不了了-我明天会替你解决的
0:02:02.76,	But today I'm taking your father to the doctor.	但今天我要带你爸去见医生
0:02:04.75,	- He's having an ass-ectomy. - What?	他要做个屁股切除术-什么
0:02:07.39,	- I hear things. - You're getting your tonsils out?	我耳朵很灵的-你要切扁挑体吗
0:02:09.88,	Ohh! This family needs a dumbass-ectomy.	我看我们家需要来个"笨蛋切除术"
0:02:12.10,	Oh, shut up! I'm tired of you thinking you're so...	闭嘴 你总以为自己多...
0:02:14.24,	Did dad ever tell you you were adopted?	爸没跟你说过你其实是被领养的吗
0:02:15.74,	- No, I wasn't! - Five more years.	-不 我才不是 -再忍五年
0:02:17.26,	Okay.	好的
0:02:18.51,	■
0:02:19.49,	■
0:02:21.51,	■
0:02:24.51,	■
0:02:28.00,	第四季 第三集
0:02:32.24,	Okay, so after school,	好吧 那么放学后
0:02:33.48,	You're going to your friend Ashley's to swim,	你和朋友艾希莉去游泳
0:02:35.30,	So I'm gonna need you to go get your swimsuit,	所以我要你现在去准备你的泳衣
0:02:37.38,	Your swim goggles, and your sunscreen, okay?	你的泳镜还有防晒油 好吗
0:02:40.39,	And change into a dress that's not covered in cat fur.	然后换个没粘猫毛的衣服
0:02:42.42,	Oh, that cat is really losing its hair.	那猫掉毛掉的厉害
0:02:44.88,	Maybe we should slip it one of your propecia, huh?	或许我们该给它抹点你的防脱发剂
0:02:47.84,	What propecia?	什么防脱发剂
0:02:48.90,	Your pro--	你的防...
0:02:51.26,	Is that not something that we're...	那不是我们...
0:02:53.77,	So, uh, what you got going on today?	所以 你今天打算做什么
0:02:55.69,	Ohh. Busy, busy, busy, busy.	忙 忙 忙得抓狂
0:02:57.60,	I might buy some light bulbs, and then, if time permits,	我可能得买些灯泡 然后时间允许的话
0:02:59.73,	I might do a little work on my master project.	我也许要继续搞我的大项目
0:03:02.20,	Top secret.	绝密哦
0:03:03.34,	- So don't you dare ask what it is. - I won't.	可别问我那是什么-我不会问啦
0:03:06.45,	Since Lily started kindergarten,	自从莉莉上了幼儿园
0:03:08.12,	Cam's had a lot of free time.	小卡有了很多空闲时间
0:03:09.99,	Now, I-I'd like to suggest he go back to work, but...	我想劝他找个工作 但是
0:03:13.77,	Historically, uh, that has proved to be a sensitive topic.	有历史为鉴 那是个敏感的话题
0:03:18.09,	We sent those adoption papers to vietnam last summer.	我们去年夏天给越南那边递交了领养材料
0:03:21.37,	No, thank you very much,	不 感谢你才对
0:03:23.07,	And please remember my tone, not my words.	请将重点放在我的语气上 而不是用词上
0:03:25.44,	She said it could take up to nine months to get a baby.	她说领养宝宝要九个月的时间
0:03:27.32,	It's inhuman!	太不人道了
0:03:28.49,	Is it? Don't-- I-I know it's frustrating,	是吗 别...我知道这很令人沮丧
0:03:31.18,	But maybe instead of driving yourself crazy	但或许 与其把自己搞得神经兮兮
0:03:33.30,	Waiting for the phone to ring, you could go back to work.	傻等着电话铃响 你不如重返工作岗位
0:03:36.06,	Excuse me?	你说什么
0:03:36.94,	Get a job!	去找份工作
0:03:39.52,	No, it--it'll help you take your mind off the baby.	不 那会将你的注意力从宝宝身上移开
0:03:41.93,	Oh, what, because I'm a big, giant freeloader?	怎么 因为我是个大块头吃白食的吗
0:03:43.55,	Actually, I think I laid out the reasons pretty clearly.	其实 我觉得我已经把原因说得很清楚了
0:03:45.68,	No, I think you pegged me. Bone lazy,	不 我觉得你将我定性为懒到骨子里的人
0:03:47.34,	Just like on the farm-- first to bed,	就像当年在农场 每天第一个上床
0:03:48.74,	last to wake up in the morning.	早上最后一个起床
0:03:49.88,	You know what? Why don't you call my dad,	话说 不如你打电话给我爸
0:03:51.05,	And you two can gab all night	你们两个彻夜长谈一番
0:03:52.04,	about what a teet-sucking layabout I am?	尽情笑话我是个吃白食的懒汉
0:03:54.61,	Okay, I think I might have paddled	好吧 我觉得我可能搅痛了
0:03:55.85,	into some deeper waters here.	你心里陈年的旧伤疤
0:03:57.12,	What, you think I sit around all day?	怎么 你以为我整天闲坐着吗
0:03:58.95,	Well, I'm not sitting now.	我现在就不坐了
0:04:00.88,	What's happening?	什么情况
0:04:02.96,	You keep a packed suitcase?	你早已经打好包了吗
0:04:05.68,	That's a healthy baby.	真是个健康的宝宝
0:04:07.01,	- Hold on. - What?	稍等-怎么了
0:04:08.54,	Is that a license plate and a hubcap?	那是个车牌和毂盖吗
0:04:10.87,	You know, like in "Jaws"?	就像电影《大白鲨》里那样
0:04:12.57,	I never saw it.	我从来没看过
0:04:13.77,	I saw it, but I don't remember	我倒是看过 但我不记得
0:04:14.87,	a scene with a hubcap in a pregnant woman.	有孕妇怀了个车毂盖的场景啊
0:04:16.47,	Ah, forget it.	算了
0:04:17.88,	So, would you like to know if you're having a boy or a girl?	你们想知道怀的是男孩还是女孩吗
0:04:19.95,	Yes.-No.	是的-不想
0:04:21.28,	Ay. I want it to be a surprise,	我希望到时候能有个惊喜
0:04:24.11,	Don't you, Jay?	你不想吗 杰
0:04:25.35,	I'm having a baby at 65.	我65岁高龄再次喜当爹
0:04:27.17,	You want another surprise, Gloria?	你还想再来点惊喜吗 歌洛莉亚
0:04:28.88,	Buy yourself a box of cracker jacks.	自己去买一袋玉米片吧[内含各种惊喜小玩具]
0:04:32.25,	Estupid dry cleaners!	该死的干洗店
0:04:33.99,	They shrink my clothes!	把我的衣服都弄缩水了
0:04:36.06,	Might be time for maternity wear.	或许你该穿孕妇装了
0:04:37.83,	Are you crazy? I'm barely showing.	你疯了吗 我都没显肚子
0:04:40.19,	Sweetheart,	亲爱的
0:04:40.61,	your shirts barely fit before you were pregnant.	你怀孕前 衣服就被大胸撑爆了啊
0:04:42.67,	And I never heard you complain.	我可没听你抱怨过太大啊
0:04:46.41,	We're gonna need a bigger belt.	我们需要一条长一点的裤带
0:04:49.57,	Come on.	给力啊
0:04:51.64,	This is hard.	好难哦
0:04:55.65,	Hey, Cam.	嘿 小卡
0:04:56.71,	Who's hungry?	谁饿了呀
0:04:57.86,	Ohh! Were you thinking about dropping by for lunch...	哎呀呀 你是想过来一起吃饭吧
0:05:02.10,	Again?	又来啊
0:05:03.76,	You know, I-I really wish I could,	我真希望我有空
0:05:05.35,	But it's, uh, it's a zoo around here.	但这里现在忙得一团乱
0:05:08.54,	Um... but, hey, Cam--	但是 那个 小卡
0:05:11.47,	Cam, would you mind, uh, stopping by Longinus' boutique	小卡 你能不能去朗吉娜的时装店
0:05:14.33,	And picking up a few shirts for me?	替我买几件衬衫啊
0:05:15.90,	Sure.-Thank you.	当然可以-谢啦
0:05:17.62,	Or we can do it together.	或者我们可以一起去
0:05:18.89,	- Hey! - Hey!	是你啊-是我啊
0:05:20.05,	Hi.-Hi.	你来了-我来了
0:05:21.18,	- How are you? - Good.	你还好吗-很好
0:05:22.44,	Okay.	好吧
0:05:23.69,	Um... that's-- that's good. Okay. Yeah.	那 那很好 好吧
0:05:26.76,	You didn't send the little green jacket?!	你没把我的绿夹克寄来吗
0:05:28.82,	Honey, I am not doing this again.	亲爱的 我可不想又遭一次罪
0:05:30.23,	It took me an hour to mail that package before.	我之前寄那个包裹就花了一小时
0:05:32.62,	[Post既可以表示邮政 也有"之后"的意思]
0:05:32.62,	I have post-post office traumatic stress disorder.	我患有"邮局"创伤"后"应激障碍症
0:05:36.01,	Stop smiling. It's not that clever.	别奸笑了 不怎么有水平
0:05:37.81,	It is clever,	很有水平的好吧
0:05:39.01,	and there's no way I'm going back there today.	反正我今天是死也不会再回去了
0:05:40.89,	Oh, my God, I hate you so much!	天啊 我恨死你了
0:05:42.74,	Oh, sorry, that's your father. Gotta go!	抱歉 你爸打电话来了 我得挂了
0:05:44.92,	Claire, where are you?	克莱尔 你在哪儿
0:05:46.09,	Oh, honey, I just had a hellish experience at the post office.	亲爱的 我刚刚在邮局的经历糟糕透了
0:05:49.22,	I have post-post office traumatic stress disorder.	我患有"邮局"创伤"后"应激障碍症
0:05:52.71,	- Nailed it. - Yes!	真经典-好棒
0:05:54.48,	And Luke forgot his science project,	卢克忘了带他的科学作业
0:05:56.06,	So now I'm at the school dropping it off.	所以我现在给他送到学校去
0:05:57.62,	Um, but what about my appointment?	那我在诊所的预约怎么办
0:06:00.47,	I'm so sorry, honey. I made other arrangements,	真抱歉 亲爱的 我替你做了其他安排
0:06:02.44,	but I promise I will be there when you wake up.	但我保证 你醒过来的时候我会在你身边
0:06:04.50,	Arrangements?	安排
0:06:05.61,	What--um... wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.	等下 等下 等下 等下
0:06:08.52,	What--what arrangements?	什么安排
0:06:09.58,	I, um... I kinda wanted you to take me.	我 我私心想着你能带我去是最好了
0:06:12.86,	Let's go! Chop, chop!	走吧 跺跺脚 快快跑
0:06:14.98,	Seriously? "Chop, chop"?	不是吧你 非要用"剁"吗
0:06:16.38,	Oh, right.	噢对哦
0:06:29.69,	Ohh! What?	靠 搞毛啊
0:06:36.89,	What is this?	这是什么
0:06:37.83,	=-Mom?-'F:	妈-卢克
0:06:39.51,	What are you doing?!	你在干什么呢
0:06:40.58,	I was dropping off your science project.	我替你把科学作业送过来
0:06:42.75,	Not to my locker!	别送到我的储物柜里啊
0:06:44.16,	When are you ever gonna stop embarrassing me?	你什么时候才能不丢我的脸啊
0:06:48.22,	Five more years.	再忍五年
0:06:50.22,	Five more years.	再忍五年
0:07:00.25,	Oh, my god!	我的天呐
0:07:02.93,	Oh, my god!	我的天呐
0:07:06.14,	Oh, my god!	我的天呐
0:07:07.45,	If you're gonna go any higher,	如果你还要继续高八度
0:07:08.26,	Maybe I should put this down, huh?	我还是放下杯子免得被你喊炸了
0:07:09.64,	So? What do you think?	怎么样 有看中的不
0:07:11.86,	Finally, a store that sells shirts	终于有家店卖的衬衫
0:07:14.10,	men actually wanna wear.	是我们男人想穿的了
0:07:16.09,	Thank you. Look, holla if you need me.	谢谢你 需要我就喊一声
0:07:18.09,	We're a little shorthanded today.	今天人手不太够
0:07:19.09,	What happened to J'Marcus?	杰玛库斯人呢
0:07:20.60,	Don't ask. She's a J'Mess.	别提了 她是个混乱狂
0:07:22.35,	I'm telling you, it is so hard to find someone	跟你说 太难找到
0:07:23.95,	who knows clothes and is good with people.	既懂服装又善于和人打交道的员工了
0:07:26.06,	Well, I wish I knew somebody.	真希望我有人选可以推荐
0:07:28.73,	Oh, my god. Wait a second. Cam?	我的老天 等等 小卡
0:07:31.38,	You wouldn't think about taking the job, would you?	你不会想试试这份工作吧
0:07:33.38,	Do you realize how perfect you'd be?	你知道你有多合适吗
0:07:34.97,	Well, yes. Um, but I-I--	那当然了 但我...
0:07:37.20,	You'd only work part-time.	你只需当兼职来做
0:07:38.66,	You'll get employee discounts on the clothes.	衣服给你员工特价
0:07:40.73,	Stop me if I'm wasting my breath.	如果我是在浪费口舌 趁早说
0:07:42.31,	Well, I don't know. What do you think, Mitchell?	我不知道 你怎么想 米奇尔
0:07:43.85,	Well, I-I would miss having you around the house,	我 我会想念有你在家的日子
0:07:46.26,	But, you know, if--if it's something that you love...	但你知道的 要是 要是你真心喜欢
0:07:48.97,	Mulling.	我想想
0:07:49.88,	You know what? It was nice of you to offer,	这样吧 你主动提供工作真是太好了
0:07:51.55,	- But he should probably think about it. - I'll do it!	但他或许还会再想想-我接受了
0:07:53.13,	Really?	真的吗
0:07:53.78,	Yep. Just until he can find somebody to replace me,	是的 直到他找到人来换我
0:07:55.56,	and good luck with that.	祝你好运
0:07:57.22,	Oh, and I don't fold.	对了 别让我叠衣服
0:08:01.79,	Longe, I'm getting a protein shake.	郎吉 我要去喝杯蛋白质奶昔
0:08:04.09,	Okay. Mitchell, this is Jeoux.	好的 米奇尔 这是侨
0:08:05.64,	Hi. Oh, just "Joe"?	你好 就光是"乔"吗
0:08:06.95,	Yes, Jeoux. J-e-o-u-x.	是的 侨 单人旁+乔
0:08:09.15,	There it is.	懂了
0:08:10.00,	Oh, is this the Mitchell you're helping out	他就是你要帮的那位米奇吗
0:08:11.40,	Because he wants his boyfriend to get a job?	因为他希望自己的男朋友找份工作
0:08:13.32,	I don't know what you're doing. Should I wave?	我不懂你们在干嘛 我也得挥吗
0:08:15.09,	Did your boyfriend take the job?	你男朋友接受这份工作了吗
0:08:17.88,	Oh, my god! That looks so good on you, Cam!	天呐 这件衬衣你穿真好看 小卡
0:08:20.59,	Don't even.	想都别想
0:08:21.73,	It is everything I can do to not create a scene right now.	我现在是强忍着不和你当众吵
0:08:24.51,	You will pay for this. Mnh.	你会付出代价的[付钱]
0:08:29.37,	And this.	以及这个
0:08:32.25,	And this.	还有这个
0:08:38.63,	Manny, you don't seem so happy.	曼尼 你怎么看起来不太高兴啊
0:08:40.95,	You usually love	你以前很喜欢
0:08:41.67,	when I pull you out of school to play hockey.	我带你"挑学"出来打曲棍球的啊
0:08:43.82,	A, It's "Hooky,"	首先 那叫"逃学"
0:08:45.07,	And "B," Don't ever take me out of school to play hockey.	其次 别再带我逃学去打曲棍球了
0:08:47.84,	Did something bad happen at school?	学校里发生什么事了吗
0:08:49.73,	They fired the music teacher.	音乐老师被解雇了
0:08:51.11,	Mr. Hideo Namagachi?	希迪奥·纳玛奇老师吗
0:08:52.42,	That you say perfectly.	你说这个倒是很溜
0:08:53.64,	Manny, don't worry. He'll find another job.	曼尼 别担心 他会找到新工作的
0:08:55.91,	What about me?	但我怎么办
0:08:57.01,	I've been buttering up Mr. Namagachi for years.	多年来我拼命拍着纳玛奇老师的马屁
0:08:59.74,	He was gonna give me the lead in the school musical,	他终于打算让我当学校音乐剧的主唱了
0:09:02.09,	Oliver!	《雾都孤儿》呢
0:09:02.90,	Is it not all over.	现在还没结束呢
0:09:04.44,	Oliver!	是《雾都孤儿》
0:09:05.72,	Manny...	曼尼
0:09:07.87,	You are a very talented boy.	你是个很有才华的男孩
0:09:09.58,	You're gonna find plenty of music teachers	你会找到一大堆音乐老师
0:09:12.17,	to put butter on.	继续你的马屁事业
0:09:13.39,	But what if I can't? I don't want	如果我找不到怎么办 我可不想
0:09:15.26,	to spend my last year of middle school in the chorus.	中学最后一年还得在合唱队混
0:09:17.24,	Maybe I can help.	也许我能帮上忙
0:09:18.71,	Maybe when they pick the new music teacher,	也许当他们找好新的音乐教师后
0:09:21.34,	I'll go and I'll flirt a little bit with him.	我可以和他小调一下情
0:09:25.07,	Hey, mom, since we're just talking here,	妈 既然我们只是随便聊聊天
0:09:27.87,	About your shirt.	关于你的上衣
0:09:29.16,	Uh-- what about my shirt?	我的上衣怎么了
0:09:31.09,	Nothing.	没什么
0:09:32.22,	I just noticed you got some, uh,	我只是看见上面沾了点
0:09:34.02,	Some pizza... on the ice cream on it.	沾了点披萨 就沾在了冰淇淋的那地儿
0:09:36.89,	Ah, a little piece of-- mm.	这儿的一小块
0:09:42.30,	It's natural to want to know the sex.	想要知道宝宝的性别是很自然的啊
0:09:44.59,	And there's practical matters-- how you paint the nursery.	那涉及到实际性的问题 育婴室该刷成什么颜色
0:09:47.34,	Gloria should--	歌洛莉亚应该
0:09:48.14,	- Phil, would you please knock that off? - What?	-菲尔 别抖了行不 -什么
0:09:49.88,	- What's the matter? Are you nervous? - I'm not nervous.	-你怎么了 紧张吗 -我才不紧张
0:09:52.56,	May-maybe you're the one who's nervous.	可 可能是你在紧张
0:09:53.72,	You ever think about that?	你想过这没
0:09:55.27,	Okay.-"Nervous."	好吧-"紧张"
0:09:58.67,	Because if you've had a change of heart...	因为如果你改变了主意的话
0:10:00.25,	I haven't had a change of heart.	我才没改变主意
0:10:01.07,	Maybe you had a change of heart, but I'm totally pumped.	或许是你改变了主意 我激动着呢
0:10:02.85,	Pump, pump, pumped.	激动 激动 超级激动
0:10:03.89,	Pump up the jam in my pumped-up... kicks.	活力四射 我鼓鼓的 踢腿
0:10:06.55,	Pumpty-dumpty. Pumplestiltskin.	鼓的 矮胖的 又矮又胖的
0:10:08.22,	Because they do this kind of thing all the time,	因为他们总做这样的手术
0:10:10.02,	and in about an hour,	用不了一小时
0:10:10.83,	you're gonna be wanting to ride a horse.	你就又会想"骑马"奔腾了
0:10:18.86,	Mr. Dunphy, can you please come to the desk?	邓菲先生 请到前台来
0:10:23.62,	What's the plan, Phil?	你打算怎样 菲尔
0:10:24.73,	Just sit here. I'm just gonna sit--	坐着 我就打算坐着
0:10:25.86,	I'm gonna sit a bit. Sitting pretty.	坐一会儿 好好坐着
0:10:29.02,	Is there a Phil Dunphy here?	有没有叫菲尔·邓菲的
0:10:30.59,	I'm his father-in-law. He's gonna need a moment.	我是他的岳父 他得等一会儿
0:10:32.68,	Is there anything I could fill out for him?	有没有什么东西需要我替他填写的
0:10:34.90,	Not unless you want the vasectomy.	没有 除非你也想做结扎
0:10:36.49,	Where were you six months ago?	半年前你死哪儿去了
0:10:37.86,	Barbados. Now I really need to speak with the patient.	巴巴多斯 我现在要和患者讲话
0:10:40.46,	Got it. Phil, get over here.	明白 菲尔 过来
0:10:42.76,	Phil?	菲尔
0:10:45.51,	He just ran ou--	他刚跑外...
0:10:47.68,	You know what could do wonders for your business here?	你知道什么能让你们生意兴隆吗
0:10:49.81,	A recovery room.	术后休息室
0:11:08.26,	Okay, wait, wait. I'm not sure about this.	等等 等下 我不太想这样
0:11:10.42,	Don't be a baby.	别孩子气了
0:11:11.77,	It's gonna look cool. Just hold still.	会很酷的 别乱动
0:11:14.72,	Mom, what are you doing here?	妈 你怎么在家
0:11:16.23,	I am changing my shirt. Why aren't you at school?	我要换衣服 你怎么没上学
0:11:18.46,	Mrs. Dunphy, we just--	邓菲太太我们刚才
0:11:19.24,	Oh, no, you don't get to talk, Morticia.	没你说话的份儿 莫蒂莎
0:11:20.79,	Okay, we cut last period-- big deal--	我们翘了最后一节课 挺大事哈
0:11:23.12,	because we're shaving the backs of our necks,	因为我们要剃脖子后面的毛发
0:11:24.46,	which is totally a style.	那超级时尚有型的
0:11:26.17,	But of course now you're going to freak out	当然了 你现在又要发疯了
0:11:27.82,	- like you always do about every little thing. - Let's do it.	就像你对待每一件小事那样-剃吧
0:11:31.50,	- What? - Yeah. Yeah. Let's shave up some heads.	什么-没错 我们来剃剃头吧
0:11:34.40,	Come on. Who's first?	来吧 谁先来
0:11:35.72,	Uh, okay. Okay, mom, we-- we don't need you to do that.	行了 老妈 我们不用你做这个
0:11:37.31,	- Are you afraid? - I'm not afraid!	你害怕了吗-我没有
0:11:39.21,	Then let's do this. It's shaving time.	那就来啊 剃头时间到
0:11:41.59,	Shavy gravy. Shaved by the bell.	剃肉横流 剃离苦海
0:11:43.18,	Why are you talking like dad?	你说话怎么跟爸爸似地
0:11:44.03,	Hair up, girls!	头发扎起来 姑娘们
0:11:45.04,	Let's see some napes. Come on. Let's--	后脖颈子露出来 来啊 来
0:11:47.21,	Oh, god. No!	天啊 不
0:11:48.23,	- Oh, my god! Oh, my god! - What did you do?!	-我的天 我的天呐 -你做了什么
0:11:50.75,	What did you do? I have my sister's wedding on Saturday!	你做了什么 我周六要参加我姐婚礼呢
0:11:53.61,	I'm so sorry.	真是对不起
0:11:54.97,	Uh, Skylar, wait!	斯凯勒 等等
0:11:56.05,	I could--I could-- I could even that up for you.	我 我可以替你剪得再整齐一点
0:11:57.72,	Stay away from me, both of you!	你们母女俩都离我远点儿
0:12:00.34,	Uhh! You ruined my life!	你把我的生活毁了
0:12:02.61,	Skylar!	斯凯勒
0:12:06.47,	Cam.	小卡
0:12:08.64,	Cameron! Ohh! You're gonna have to talk to me at some point!	卡梅隆 你总得跟我谈谈呐
0:12:11.51,	Oh, well, let me put that on my list of things to do,	好吧 容我先把这事写到日程表上
0:12:13.26,	- right after "Get a job." - Would you stop running away?	-就在"找工作"下边 -你能不能别跑
0:12:16.19,	Nope.	不能
0:12:17.02,	C-Cam! Come on!	小卡 拜托
0:12:19.95,	You know, I can barely catch up with you	我现在都追不上你了
0:12:21.15,	Now that you lost all that weight.	因为你比以前瘦了好多
0:12:23.01,	You know what? I am sleeping better,	知道吗 我现在睡眠也好了
0:12:24.51,	and I do have more energy-- oh, you know what? You're good.	精力也充沛了 好啊 你行
0:12:26.69,	You're very good.	你真行
0:12:34.13,	Cam, the only reason I tried to get you that job	小卡 我之所以想要你去做那个工作
0:12:36.55,	is because you've been seeming a little... unfulfilled.	是因为我觉得你有那么一点点空虚
0:12:39.17,	Oh, what, and you thought you'd fix me	所以呢 你觉得把我
0:12:40.35,	by turning me into some common shopgirl?	变成导购小姐就好了吗
0:12:42.84,	You're not going anywhere. We have a daughter.	你不能走 我们还有女儿
0:12:44.59,	It's not for me. It's for you.	不是我走 是你走
0:12:46.67,	Cam, I'm not go-- okay, well, that's packed.	小卡 我不走 都打包好了
0:12:48.99,	Yeah, and if you're going someplace cool,	没错 要是你打算去个寒冷的地方
0:12:50.00,	I have a winter one packed as well.	我还打包了一个冬季版的
0:12:51.42,	No, I'm not going anywhere!	不 我哪儿也不去
0:12:52.84,	And I should be able to talk to you about these things.	而且我要跟你把这些事情说清楚
0:12:55.31,	Oh, what things?	说什么说
0:12:56.46,	How empty my life is?	说我的生活有多空虚吗
0:12:59.16,	You know, you have no idea what I do	你根本不知道我每天
0:13:00.65,	around this house every day. I shop for food,	为这个家都做了什么 我买食材
0:13:03.19,	I pay the bills, I maintain the house,	我付账单 我收拾屋子
0:13:04.86,	I grocery shop.	我去食杂店
0:13:05.77,	Same as shopping for food.	跟买食材是一回事
0:13:06.90,	And still I have enough time to work on my master project.	我还要忙活我的大项目
0:13:11.15,	And you never ask me what my master project is.	而且你从来不问人家的大项目是什么
0:13:13.39,	Because you told me not to ask!	是你让我别问的嘛
0:13:15.15,	Fine, since you won't let it go...	好吧 既然你不肯善罢甘休
0:13:20.57,	Does this...	这个
0:13:22.16,	look like the work of an unfulfilled slacker?	看着像是一个空虚的懒鬼干的活儿吗
0:13:24.53,	A mermaid costume?	人鱼装
0:13:25.65,	Hand-sewn from my own design.	我亲自设计 手工缝制的
0:13:27.64,	Have you ever stitched lycra?	你缝过莱卡面料的东西吗
0:13:29.96,	It's like sewing water, Mitchell.	像在水中穿针引线一样 米奇尔
0:13:31.65,	It looks a little small for Lily.	貌似莉莉穿有点小
0:13:33.32,	It's not for Lily.	不是给莉莉穿的
0:13:35.34,	It's for the cat.	是给小猫穿的
0:13:38.67,	It's a mermaid costume for the cat.	是有人替小猫做人鱼装的
0:13:42.77,	My master project.	这就是我的大项目
0:13:45.41,	It's a mermaid costume...	这个人鱼装是
0:13:48.14,	for a cat!	给猫穿的
0:13:49.17,	Okay. Hey, don't cry, okay?	好了 别哭了
0:13:50.54,	No, no, it's--it's nice. It's--	不 挺漂亮的 这个
0:13:52.67,	It's a very nice cat costume.	是非常漂亮的猫咪装
0:13:54.59,	Oh, stop it!	少来了
0:13:56.04,	This is eight weeks of my life!	这是我八个星期的人生啊
0:13:57.85,	My--my stupid, empty, creepy,	我愚蠢 空虚 诡异
0:14:00.71,	useless cat-dressing life.	一无是处 给猫咪打扮的人生
0:14:03.15,	Let me get you a tissue, all right?	我给你拿纸巾 好吗
0:14:05.33,	Here.-Okay.	这里-好的
0:14:07.00,	Oh! You packed me tissues.	瞧你 还给我打包了纸巾
0:14:08.94,	I know how you are with your allergies.	我知道你过敏了会怎需要用到的
0:14:11.00,	Cam! You know I don't think you're lazy.	小卡 你知道我从来没觉得你懒
0:14:13.92,	I know. That's just stupid dad stuff.	我知道 那只是我对父亲的心结
0:14:16.50,	You know, I didn't like working on the farm,	我只是不喜欢农场的工作
0:14:18.02,	and he just took it as me being lazy.	他就说那是因为我懒
0:14:19.90,	The truth is, is I am unfulfilled.	可事实是 我很空虚
0:14:23.12,	And I do need to find something.	我需要寻找目标
0:14:24.72,	Well, you just--you seem happier when you have a challenge.	你有挑战目标的时候看起来更开心
0:14:27.08,	- You know? - I know, I know.	知道吗-我知道
0:14:28.99,	You know, I loved teaching music to kids,	我喜欢教孩子们音乐
0:14:31.10,	and then--then Lily, she came along, and...	然后莉莉出现在我们的生命中
0:14:34.38,	That's the best job in the whole wide world.	照顾她是全世界最美妙的工作
0:14:36.48,	You know? And now she doesn't need me as much.	知道吗 现在她不像从前那样需要我了
0:14:39.00,	No, come on, come on.	好啦 好啦
0:14:40.17,	We're gonna find you something else, all right?	我们再替你找目标 好吗
0:14:42.33,	And it doesn't have to be Longinus.	不一定得去朗吉娜的店
0:14:45.33,	- Or this. - Yeah.	或者这个-好的
0:14:46.46,	You know, I do like these shirts.	其实 我真的很喜欢他家的衬衫
0:14:48.59,	Yeah. Yeah.	知道 知道
0:14:50.38,	Mulling.	我得想想
0:14:51.45,	- Okay. - You know, if I'm gonna mull,	好吧-如果我真要想清楚
0:14:53.43,	I could really use some chocolate.	我得吃点巧克力
0:14:54.54,	Well, since your diet, we don't keep it around the house.	因为你在节食 所以家里没存货
0:14:56.51,	- Side pocket. - Yeah? Oh.	侧袋里-是吗 真有
0:14:58.79,	- Remind me to replace these. - Okay.	提醒我补货-好的
0:15:03.26,	Oh. Hey, Jay! How you doing?	是你啊 杰 你好吗
0:15:05.66,	Phil, you gotta stop running from things because--	菲尔 你不能这样遇事就逃跑
0:15:08.21,	Running? I'm not running.	逃跑 我没在跑
0:15:09.95,	- You're running. - Look, I'm not up for another round with this.	你才是在跑-听着 我不会再兜个圈了
0:15:12.12,	Just get in the damn car! I'm not having a great day!	快给我上车 我今天很不爽
0:15:14.34,	You're not having a great day?!	你今天不爽
0:15:16.08,	Are you about to get spayed like a common schnauzer?!	你马上会像雪纳瑞犬一样被取掉卵巢吗
0:15:18.42,	They don't spay you, they fix you. You're a man!	不是取掉卵巢 是输精管结扎 你是个爷们儿
0:15:20.61,	I just want to stay one!	我只想一直当个爷们儿
0:15:24.48,		不仅仅是房产经纪
0:15:24.48,		也是关心你的朋友
0:15:27.11,	Phil, what's scaring you here?	菲尔 你到底怕什么
0:15:29.44,	That people are gonna think less of you as a man?	怕人家觉得你不够爷们儿了吗
0:15:31.33,	No, I'm afraid it's gonna hurt.	不 我怕会很痛
0:15:33.18,	- That's what this is about? - Wait, people think that?	原来是这样啊-慢着 人家会那么想吗
0:15:35.63,	That you're less of a man?	会觉得我不够爷们儿了吗
0:15:37.81,	That never even occurred to me.	我还没想到这点呢
0:15:41.21,	Look, no one's gonna think less of you.	听着 没人会就此看轻你
0:15:43.72,	And it hardly even hurts.	而且根本不痛
0:15:45.15,	I'm unusually sensitive down there.	我下面非常敏感
0:15:47.24,	I can't go in certain jacuzzis.	有些按摩浴缸都不能用
0:15:48.97,	I'm gonna be with you the entire way.	整个过程我都会陪着你的
0:15:50.67,	Plus it's the fear of pain	而且对疼痛的恐惧
0:15:52.40,	that's always more than the actual experience.	总是比实际的疼痛要夸张得多
0:15:55.07,	That's easy for you to say. You're not afraid of anything.	你说这话当然容易 你向来天不怕地不怕
0:15:57.20,	-Of course I'm afraid of stuff. - Like what?	我当然也有害怕的-说来听听
0:16:01.27,	Look...	听着
0:16:04.02,	You remember before, when I told you I was	你还记得之前 我告诉你
0:16:06.09,	wanting to know the-- the sex of the baby...	我想知道 宝宝的性别
0:16:09.77,	For practical matters? Well, that wasn't true.	为了处理好一些实际的问题 其实不是的
0:16:12.58,	I'm kind of afraid of having a girl.	我有些害怕生个女儿
0:16:15.47,	Give me a break. That's not a thing.	少来了 这算什么问题
0:16:17.32,	You'd just rather have a boy.	你只是更想要个儿子而已
0:16:19.09,	Everyone would rather have a boy.	大家都更想要儿子
0:16:20.66,	No. I'm actually scared. I get boys.	不 我是真害怕 我很了解男孩
0:16:23.26,	It's girls-- they're--they're complicated.	只是女孩儿们 太复杂了
0:16:25.45,	Half of Claire's childhood, I did everything I could	克莱尔童年的一半时间 我竭尽所能地
0:16:27.62,	to try to turn her into a boy.	想将她变成男孩
0:16:29.29,	Well, whatever your issues were,	无论你当年有什么心结
0:16:31.78,	you and Claire are good now.	你和克莱尔现在很好啊
0:16:33.03,	Yeah, but I may not get that kind of time	但我可能没那么多时间陪着
0:16:34.74,	with this new one, and I can't screw it up.	那个新出生的孩子 我不能搞砸了
0:16:38.20,	I don't think I'm sensitive enough to raise a girl.	我不觉得自己体贴入微到可以养女儿
0:16:41.21,	Jay, you're being sensitive right now.	杰 你现在就很体贴入微啊
0:16:44.15,	I mean, I was pretty hysterical, and you calmed me down.	我都歇斯底里了 而你让我冷静了下来
0:16:46.64,	I-I don't think you're the guy you used to be.	我觉得你和以前不一样了
0:16:49.06,	So you're saying that if I can deal with you,	你这是在说 如果我能应付你
0:16:50.71,	then I can handle... any other little girl?	我就能应付 其他任何一个小女孩
0:16:54.69,	I think I'd put it a-a little differently.	我觉得你暗示我像小女孩一样是不合适的
0:16:55.89,	No, I-I-I think that's right.	不 我觉得就是这样
0:16:59.69,	Thanks.	多谢了
0:17:03.41,	We gonna do this?	要去做手术吗
0:17:04.58,	Promise it's not gonna hurt that much?	向我保证不会那么痛
0:17:06.37,	Tiny, little pinch.	就像轻轻掐一下
0:17:07.45,	- I built it up in my head, didn't I? - Totally.	-我是自己吓自己 对吗 -绝对的
0:17:09.99,	And I can still achieve a-a full and satisfying...	我依然可以拥有完全满足的...
0:17:12.73,	You know what? We had a nice little moment here.	知道吗 我们爷俩儿现在处的很不错
0:17:14.56,	We don't have many of those.	这样的时候不多
0:17:16.22,	I think I'm gonna commemorate it.	我要让这一刻永存
0:17:18.98,	Okay.-All right?	好的-准备好了吗
0:17:18.98,		不是
0:17:18.98,		一个
0:17:18.98,		真
0:17:18.98,		爷们儿
0:17:20.01,	So sit up straight.	坐直了
0:17:22.50,	There you go.	来拍一张
0:17:23.93,	No, no, the arms down. Uh, better arms down.	别别 手臂放下 手臂放下好些
0:17:26.16,	All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.	没错 对对对
0:17:27.28,	That's right. Relax.	就那样挺好 放松
0:17:29.28,	There you go.	看这里
0:17:32.39,	Perfect.	完美
0:17:33.17,	Can I get a copy?	能洗一张给我吗
0:17:34.01,	Oh, there'll be a lot of copies.	会洗很多张的
0:17:35.23,	Oh, great.	太好了
0:17:37.84,	You were kind of hard on that cinnamon bun guy.	你对那个卖肉桂面包的家伙有些刻薄啊
0:17:39.79,	Did you hear what he said to me?	你听到他对我说什么了吗
0:17:41.61,	Congratulations?	恭喜
0:17:43.40,	He thinks I'm pregnant!	他看出我怀孕了
0:17:45.10,	That is an insult when the person doesn't look it.	那简直是对没有孕状的人的一种侮辱
0:17:48.51,	Mom, wait.	妈 等一下
0:17:51.06,	You need to hear this.	你得听我说
0:17:52.88,	You are pregnant, and you look it.	你怀孕了 而且显肚子了
0:17:55.85,	I hope that this new one has some good manners!	我希望肚子里的新宝宝能更懂礼貌些
0:17:59.69,	Mom, stop!	妈 停下
0:18:02.53,	I know this whole thing is a little scary for you.	我知道这一切对你来说有些可怕
0:18:05.02,	Last time you were pregnant, you kinda did it alone	你上次怀孕时 基本是一个人挺过来的
0:18:07.06,	cause dad wasn't around much.	因为爸爸不怎么在你身边
0:18:09.00,	But this time you have two partners.	但这次你有两个伴在身边
0:18:13.71,	That's sweet.	真甜蜜
0:18:15.36,	And so are you.	你也是个小甜心
0:18:17.68,	Especially with a little bit of sugar in your face.	特别是你脸上还沾着点糖
0:18:20.08,	Let me see.	我看看
0:18:24.05,	Ohh! What happened?!	怎么回事
0:18:25.43,	Your shirt couldn't take it anymore!	你的衣服实在是太小撑不住了
0:18:26.74,	The stupid dry cleaners!	都怪那傻逼干洗员
0:18:29.05,	W-- where is it?!	它 它在哪儿
0:18:30.49,	Ay, no!	不
0:18:31.16,	Oh! You're running out of arms, mom!	这下你真没辙了
0:18:32.71,	A maternity store's right over there!	那边正好有一家母婴店
0:18:34.97,	- What was that? - I don't know, but let's go!	那是什么-我不知道 不过我们快走吧
0:18:38.65,	It's you. I thought it was the guy coming to shave me.	是你啊 我还以为给我剃毛的人来了呢
0:18:41.70,	Oh, good. They haven't started.	太好了 他们还没开始
0:18:43.16,	He had a little piece of bloody toilet paper on his neck.	他的脖子上还有一小张草纸
0:18:45.09,	It was disconcerting.	真叫人不安
0:18:48.11,	- Are you okay? - Mm-hmm.	你还好吗-嗯
0:18:49.69,	Yeah. I had a pretty crazy day,	不错 今天真是疯狂的一天
0:18:51.25,	But it--it had an interesting ending.	但是 到最后很有趣
0:18:53.53,	And this tortoise was 200 years old.	而那只海龟200岁了
0:18:56.54,	I'm sorry. I'm boring you with my trip.	抱歉 老是讲我的旅行让你挺无聊吧
0:18:58.40,	No, not at all.	不会啊 一点也不无聊
0:18:59.39,	You hot-air-ballooned over an active volcano.	你的热气球穿越了活火山
0:19:02.00,	Three weeks ago I made every green light on Jefferson.	三星期前我在杰斐逊一路畅通
0:19:04.63,	Couldn't stop talking about it.	我一说就停不下来嘴
0:19:05.97,	- You e-mailed me. - Oh, god.	你发邮件给我说过了-天啊
0:19:11.41,	Mom shaved Skylar's head? That's hilarious!	妈妈把斯凯勒的头发给剃了 真搞笑
0:19:14.45,	It's not gonna be so fun the next time she bothers to show up for school	下次她屈尊去学校上学时 就没那么好笑了
0:19:17.53,	What do you care? You know you don't even like her.	你管她呢 你又不喜欢她
0:19:19.55,	I don't. Skylar's awful.	我是不喜欢 斯凯勒太恐怖了
0:19:21.19,	Mom actually did me a huge favor.	妈妈其实帮了我个大忙
0:19:23.09,	Oh, my God. Do not tell her that.	我的天啊 千万别跟她说
0:19:24.73,	She will never shut up.	不然她又得没完没了
0:19:27.02,	I know. Remember when you admitted that you didn't hate	我知道 记得那次你承认你并不讨厌
0:19:28.89,	that James Taylor concert she dragged you to?	她拖你去看的詹姆斯·泰勒的演唱会吗
0:19:30.77,	She was unbearable! "I told you!	当时真受不了她 "我就说吧
0:19:33.48,	He's got the voice of an angel!"	他真的是天籁之声啊"
0:19:38.55,	She's such a nerd.	她真是够傻的
0:19:40.92,	I kind of miss her, though.	但是我有点想她了
0:19:56.57,	You know, honey, I don't want to do this	亲爱的 我不想这样做
0:19:57.82,	unless you are really ready.	除非你真的准备好了
0:19:59.95,	I am ready.	我准备好了
0:20:01.95,	- I don't know if I am. - Me, either.	我不知道我是否准备好了-我也是
0:20:06.31,	You wanna wait?	你想再等等吗
0:20:08.66,	Five more years?	再等个五年
0:20:13.19,	I've always seen life like a series of doors.	我总把生活看作由许多道门组成
0:20:16.37,	Sometimes you get to choose the door you go through,	有时候你得选择你要穿过哪道门
0:20:18.80,	Sometimes you don't get that choice.	有时候你根本无从选择
0:20:20.71,	But you still gotta walk through.	但你还是得穿过去
0:20:25.53,	So you can either go kicking and screaming...	所以你可以去猛敲或者叫门
0:20:29.86,	or walk through with your head held high.	或者趾高气昂地穿过
0:20:38.75,	And since I don't get to choose the door I'm about to go through,	既然这次我无法选择我要穿越的门
0:20:42.92,	I just pray it's a healthy, happy kid.	我只祈祷生出个健康快乐的孩子
0:20:46.67,	And a boy.	男孩
0:20:57.98,	Honey, look what manny just sent me.	亲爱的 来看看曼尼刚发给我的
0:20:59.45,	Hang on one sec. Okay.	等一会儿 好了
0:21:02.51,	- Is that the funniest thing ever? - Oh, yeah!	是不是有史以来最好笑的-没错
0:21:05.40,	Oh... oh, my gosh. Mitchell, come here.	老天啊 米奇尔 快过来
0:21:07.20,	You have to see what Claire sent us.	快来看看克莱尔刚发给我们的
0:21:08.56,	Okay, wait. One--one second.	好的 等等 就一会儿
0:21:11.24,	Okay.-Is that hilarious?	好了-有没有很好笑
0:21:13.07,	- That's great! - Oh, Phil!	好棒啊-可怜的菲尔
0:21:15.76,	Ay, this is embarrassing.	真难堪
0:21:17.12,	I don't know how comfortable I am	我真不放心
0:21:18.50,	with this guy teaching our kid.	让这家伙教我们家孩子