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0:00:04.55,	Is everybody ok?	大家没事吧
0:00:06.09,	I'm fine. Thanks for waiting.	我没事 谢谢你没丢下我
0:00:08.09,	What was that?	发生什么事了
0:00:08.81,	Water either gas line, the training is the same.	水管和煤气管爆炸的逃生方式都一样
0:00:11.08,	People, just stay low and move out.	大家弯腰前行 马上离开房子
0:00:12.57,	Honey, Luke's gone.	老公 卢克不见了
0:00:14.05,	Claire, spontaneous human combustion is very rare.	克莱尔 人体自燃十分少见
0:00:16.57,	I don't think he exploded, Phil.	我不觉得是他自爆了 菲尔
0:00:19.02,	The rope ladder works. At least someone followed protocol.	绳梯很管用 至少有人是按逃生规程来的
0:00:22.20,	Oh! Oh, it's there!	是那个
0:00:23.30,	Smoke is coming out of Luke's stupid suitcase.	烟是从卢克该死的魔术箱里冒出来的
0:00:26.20,	Like his old man, Luke is a magician.	有其父必有其子 卢克也是个魔术师
0:00:29.85,	I'm taking lessons from some guy my dad found online.	教我魔术的是我爸上网搜来的大师
0:00:32.73,	He came personally recommended from the guy who runs	他可是有莫德斯托巫师大会
0:00:34.63,	The Warlock Conference up in Modesto.	举办者的个人推荐呢
0:01:08.95,	Ocupad, big guy.	此位有人了 大块头
0:01:10.35,	Find another foxhole.	请另寻良枝吧
0:01:19.00,	*This is how we learn to sing	大家跟我一起学唱歌*
0:01:23.12,	*Who can go up here with me?	谁来跟我一起唱*
0:01:26.97,	Cam took a job teaching music at the local middle school.	小卡要去本地中学当音乐老师了
0:01:30.38,	Yeah, his first day is tomorrow.	明天就是上班第一天
0:01:31.90,	I'm excited for me,	我为自己开心
0:01:33.60,	but I'm probably more excited for the students	但更为我的学生开心
0:01:35.68,	because a great teacher is a gift.	因为优秀的老师是天赐的礼物
0:01:37.82,	Hasn't started yet.	还没正式上岗呢
0:01:39.07,	I have to tip my hat to my high school music teacher...	我要向我的高中音乐老师致敬
0:01:41.62,	A real force of nature	此人带有自然的魔力
0:01:43.05,	who was also the defensive coordinator for the football team	同时身兼橄榄球队的防守员
0:01:45.82,	and supervised calf birthing for the animal husbandry club.	和农场动物俱乐部的牛犊接生监察员
0:01:49.00,	Doris Olson. Great lady.	朵莉丝·奥尔森 一位伟大的女士
0:01:52.39,	Lady.	好一位女士
0:01:53.88,	*This is how... we learn to sing	大家跟我一起学唱歌*
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0:02:12.92,	第四季 第四集
0:02:17.04,	Ay, Jay, I'm going to miss you.	杰 人家会想你的
0:02:19.38,	It's one night.	只是一晚上而已
0:02:20.17,	No, I don't want to be without you,	不 人家不想和你分离
0:02:21.90,	not even one night in my whole life.	我这辈子一晚都不能离开你
0:02:24.72,	What can I make you?	我能为你做点什么
0:02:26.38,	How about a little room on my side of the bed?	在床上给我腾点位置怎么样
0:02:28.78,	I mean, I shouldn't complain. My wife's a knockout. But...	我是不该抱怨 我老婆美艳动人 但是
0:02:31.65,	she's at that place in her pregnancy	她现在处于孕期中的某个阶段
0:02:33.43,	where, she's, you know... ample.	她变得 臃肿
0:02:36.03,	And the snoring.	还打呼噜
0:02:37.34,	I swear in the last ultrasound, the baby was like this...	我发誓 上一张超音波片里婴儿是这样的
0:02:41.60,	So I should be home about noon tomorrow.	我明天中午就能到家
0:02:44.26,	Who drank all the coffee?	谁把咖啡都喝完了
0:02:45.37,	Oh, I, uh, I had quite a bit of that.	我喝了不少
0:02:47.46,	You know, I haven't, um, been sleeping too well.	我最近晚上睡得不太好
0:02:50.17,	There's actually a funny story about what's causing that.	失眠的原因说来也挺好笑
0:02:53.27,	Mom, I'm fully aware of the changes your body is going through,	妈 我非常理解您的身体正经历着变化
0:02:56.79,	and that nasal stuffiness is very common during pregnancy,	鼻塞也是怀孕时常见的现象
0:02:59.52,	but we got a crisis in this house.	但家里的情况已经刻不容缓了
0:03:01.31,	You've been snoring. But I got you these nasal strips.	你打呼太严重了 我帮你买了呼吸辅助贴
0:03:03.72,	In the commercial,	广告里
0:03:04.55,	the old man's angry red sound waves turn a gentle blue.	连老头如雷般的呼噜声也能化为轻柔之音
0:03:07.72,	- So I'm like an old man? - No!	所以我打呼像老头子吗-不是
0:03:09.91,	Like a dog then? A pig?	那我是像狗 还是像猪
0:03:12.30,	What is it, Manny? I'm an old man, a dog, or a pig?	怎么 曼尼 我是老头子 还是狗或猪
0:03:15.26,	Jay, help me out here. You've heard it.	杰 帮我说两句 你也听到呼声了
0:03:17.53,	I don't know what the boy's talking about.	我完全不知道这孩子在说什么
0:03:19.11,	If this is a glimpse of teenage Manny, I don't love it.	如果这是青春期的曼尼 我可不喜欢
0:03:21.70,	Have a little respect for your beautiful mother.	你妈这么漂亮 你要尊重她
0:03:24.81,	Thank you, Jay.	谢谢你 杰
0:03:26.87,	You're right. Sorry, mom.	你说得对 我错了 妈妈
0:03:29.31,	And, Jay,	杰
0:03:30.26,	Have a great trip to San Francisco.	祝你在旧金山玩得愉快
0:03:35.44,	Okay, Lily's drop-off time is between 8:45 and 8:50,	莉莉到校的时间是8点45到50之间
0:03:38.72,	so you should be fine to get work by 9.	所以你应该能来得及9点上班
0:03:40.82,	Here is her checklist for her backpack.	这是她背包内容的清单
0:03:44.65,	Oh, I have this whole thing planned.	我一切都计划好了
0:03:46.25,	Okay, I'm gonna walk in, take off my jacket,	我款款步入教室 脱下我的外套
0:03:47.34,	and say, "Here comes treble."	大声宣布 高音号在此
0:03:48.83,	Big swing on the first day.	上班第一天扭得挺欢啊
0:03:50.30,	Please don't tamp down my enthusiasm.	请不要打击我的热情
0:03:52.11,	Okay, what else?	好了 还有什么
0:03:52.73,	Oh! The dimmer came in for the switch,	对了 调光器的开关有问题
0:03:54.48,	so I want you to call the electrician, but not Brad.	你去请个电工来 但是别找布拉德
0:03:56.36,	Remember? We had a problem with him last time about the billing.	还记得上次我们为账单和他不太愉快吗
0:03:58.38,	He wanted his name above the title?	因为他想要名列账单[演员表]前茅
0:03:58.38,	[此处指的应是与著名影星布拉德·皮特同名]
0:03:59.92,	Yes, you've done that joke before. So cute. So funny.	你讲过这个笑话了 好可爱好好笑
0:04:02.21,	What else? Oh!	还有什么 哦
0:04:02.95,	Lily needs to get a present for Gio's birthday party.	莉莉需要为吉奥的生日派对准备礼物
0:04:05.28,	And don't be thrown by the invitation.	别被请帖迷惑了
0:04:06.46,	It is a pirates party, not a pilates party.	是海盗主题派对 不是普拉提健身派对
0:04:08.31,	Now sit. I wanna talk juice boxes.	过来坐好 我再说说果汁盒的事
0:04:09.66,	Cam. Cam, I know what's happening here.	小卡 小卡 我知道你现在什么状况
0:04:11.42,	You're feeling very anxious about your first day at work,	你第一天上班 感觉特别紧张
0:04:14.37,	And you're focusing that anxiety on my day with Lily.	然后你把焦虑转移到我带莉莉这件事身上
0:04:16.85,	Really? Are you sure I'm not	真的吗 你不觉得
0:04:17.74,	completely confident about my first day	我对这第一天充满了信心吗
0:04:19.30,	because it's gonna be a home run.	人家肯定满分表现啦
0:04:20.36,	And I am worried about you because you're taking on	而我担心你 是因为你的任务
0:04:21.81,	a little bit more of the Lily load?	可不只是照顾莉莉呢
0:04:23.35,	Don't be scared, sweetie. Mwah!	别怕 亲爱的 么哇
0:04:25.39,	She's not scared! What are you doing?	她才不怕呢 你这是干嘛
0:04:27.53,	- Just call me if you need me. - I won't!	需要我就打电话给我-不会的
0:04:29.35,	And thank you for managing my expectations today.	非常感谢你控制一下我的期望值
0:04:31.06,	Not necessary.	但其实没必要
0:04:32.13,	I saw you practicing a bow last night.	我昨晚看到你在练习鞠躬
0:04:34.44,	That was just in fun.	练着玩儿而已
0:04:35.58,	You know, I highly doubt some teenagers are gonna	我觉得那些孩子是不会
0:04:37.63,	throw rose petals at my feet.	往我脚边撒玫瑰花瓣的
0:04:40.98,	But I wouldn't be surprised	但是我第一堂课结束后
0:04:42.11,	if I got slow-clapped out of my first class.	掌声蔓延不息什么的也不足为奇
0:04:45.80,	Wrong.	错了
0:04:47.01,	I am thinking.	我还在想呢
0:04:48.23,	If you were thinking,	如果你真的用脑在想
0:04:48.99,	you wouldn't have Seattle as the capital of Washington.	就不会把西雅图当成华盛顿州的首府了
0:04:53.54,	It's Spokane.	是斯波坎
0:04:54.68,	Sure, which makes the 11th president of the United States	好吧 那美国的第11任总统就成了
0:04:56.91,	James k. Pslk.	詹姆斯·波斯克
0:04:56.91,	[正确的应为詹姆斯·波尔克]
0:04:58.20,	Okay, Alex, stop.	好了 艾丽克斯 别这样
0:04:59.13,	I'm trying to figure this out.	我正在想呢
0:05:01.80,	Buzz. Time's up, dummy. It's Olympia.	哔哔 时间到 笨蛋 是奥林匹亚
0:05:04.51,	Make sure you sound out the big scary words.	记得在表演时喊出那吓死人的行话哦
0:05:09.87,	Mom, something's on my mind, and it's really bothering me.	妈妈 有件事让我很苦恼
0:05:12.95,	Yeah, it's really bothering me, too,	对啊 也让我很苦恼
0:05:14.87,	But I think it's gonna be rich,	但我觉得她以后可能是个女富豪
0:05:15.95,	so we better be nice to it.	所以我们要对她好一点
0:05:17.51,	I wanna quit magic.	我不想再学魔术了
0:05:19.16,	What?	什么
0:05:20.51,	I'm not really interested anymore,	我真的没什么兴趣了
0:05:21.89,	but I don't think dad's gonna be happy.	但我想爸爸会不高兴的
0:05:23.62,	Oh, sweetheart. Don't worry about disappointing your father.	宝贝 别担心让你爸爸失望
0:05:25.71,	He only wants you to do it if you wanna do it.	他只会希望你去做你真正喜欢的事
0:05:28.18,	Tell you what. I will talk to dad--	不如这样吧 我跟你爸谈谈
0:05:30.19,	Whoa! Talk to dad? That sounds serious.	哇 跟老爸谈谈 一本正经的样子
0:05:34.12,	Don't do drugs.	不许嗑药
0:05:35.58,	Stay in school.	不要逃学
0:05:37.51,	Luke wants to quit magic.	卢克不想再学魔术了
0:05:38.73,	That's not happening.	绝对不行
0:05:39.80,	Well, see you guys at dinner.	晚上见吧
0:05:41.78,	Sweetheart, don't you even want to talk about this?	亲爱的 你完全不想谈谈这事儿吗
0:05:43.63,	What's to talk about? The kid's a natural.	有什么好谈的 我儿子天生就是这块料
0:05:45.40,	He has everything--	他天赋异禀
0:05:46.05,	the hands, the patter, the outfits.	双手灵活 行话精通 装备齐全
0:05:47.77,	Okay, let's play this out.	好吧 我们设想一下
0:05:49.04,	Even if he is one in a million,	即使他是万里挑一的好苗子
0:05:51.45,	what's our best case scenario here?	最好的结果又如何
0:05:52.89,	He becomes, what...	他会变成什么
0:05:53.96,	A professional magician!	一个专业的魔术师
0:05:56.11,	Honey, the boy has a gift.	亲爱的 这孩子就是有这天赋
0:05:58.10,	You wanna just throw that away?	你想白白浪费这天赋吗
0:05:59.59,	I don't think it's about throwing it away.	那才不是什么白白浪费
0:06:01.19,	I think it's about you pushing him--	而是你逼着他
0:06:01.82,	Don't I get a say in any of this?	我能插两句话吗
0:06:03.49,	I'm sorry I don't like magic as much as you,	很遗憾我不像你那么喜欢魔术
0:06:05.05,	but I don't.	但我真不喜欢
0:06:06.01,	This isn't about magic.	这与魔术无关
0:06:07.03,	No, it's about my life and you controlling it.	确实 而是我的人生你做主
0:06:09.34,	Look, you made a commitment. You will honor that commitment.	听着 你许下承诺 就该信守承诺
0:06:12.08,	Ugh! I hate it here!	我最讨厌这个
0:06:15.95,	Luke!	卢克
0:06:24.90,	All right, young ladies and gentlemen,	好了 年轻的女士们先生们
0:06:28.49,	if I can have your attention, please.	请听我说 好吗
0:06:30.18,	Let's settle down	大家坐坐好
0:06:31.12,	and let's say a temporary good-bye to your neighbor	跟邻座的同学和无趣的生活
0:06:33.75,	and to life as you know it, because here comes treble.	暂时告个别 因为时代男高音来了
0:06:37.31,	That's right, my friends, we got treble,	没错 下面的朋友们 时代最高音
0:06:39.17,	Right here at Franklin middle.	就在弗兰克林中学
0:06:41.00,	I'm Cameron T., and that rhymes with "G,"	我是卡梅隆小T 韵脚是个小G
0:06:42.61,	And that stands for "Good morning"!	意思就是"古德猫林"[早上好]
0:06:45.81,	Huh? Yes! Love the enthusiasm.	请说 就爱有热情的
0:06:46.97,	Go ahead. First question.	说吧 第一个问题
0:06:48.25,	When's Mr. Namagachi coming back?	纳玛奇老师什么时候回来
0:06:50.66,	Okay, Mr. Namagachi isn't coming back,	纳玛奇老师不会再回来了
0:06:52.81,	But there is somebody that I'd like to introduce you to.	但我想向你们介绍一个人
0:06:56.23,	Don't know that you proy met.	不知道你们是否正式见过面了
0:06:57.93,	She's a good friend of mine,	她是我的好朋友
0:06:59.70,	and she goes by the name of "Music."	她的名字就叫作 "音乐"
0:07:03.23,	And sometimes my friend music can be shy.	有时候我的朋友音乐很羞涩
0:07:11.15,	Sometimes she can be angry!	有时候则充满了愤怒
0:07:15.40,	Sometimes she can be playful.	有时候又很欢腾
0:07:20.25,	And sometimes she can be downright a-funky!	有时候则是非常 时髦[放克乐]
0:07:26.42,	Train wreck.	大事不妙
0:07:27.99,	There's no way he ran this past Mitchell.	他肯定没跟米奇尔商量过要用这招
0:07:30.41,	Daddy always parks in the back of the school.	大爸通常停在学校的后门
0:07:33.58,	I know, sweetie, but, uh,	我知道 宝贝 但是
0:07:35.53,	those spots were all taken.	那里的停车位都被占了
0:07:36.87,	Because we're late?	因为我们迟到了
0:07:38.10,	No, we're, like, a minute late, and that's 'cause of traffic.	不是 我们才晚了一分钟 是因为堵车
0:07:40.72,	And because I tipped over.	也因为我摔倒了
0:07:42.13,	You didn't snap my car seat right.	你没系好我的安全座椅
0:07:44.71,	Okay, well, it certainly didn't hurt your memory any.	好吧 那一摔倒是没把你的记忆摔坏嘛
0:07:46.38,	All right, here's your lunch.	给你午餐
0:07:48.91,	You spilled it!	你弄洒了
0:07:50.35,	Oh! Why is the top open?	盖子怎么开着呢
0:07:52.18,	Daddy always zips it for me.	大爸都会替我拉上拉链的
0:07:54.58,	Maybe you should zip it.	或许你该自己拉上
0:07:56.61,	I heard that.	我可听到你的吐槽了
0:07:58.31,	So with just a few more minutes left--	既然还剩几分钟时间
0:08:00.03,	- Mr. Namagachi-- - used to work here,	纳玛奇老师-以前在这里工作
0:08:01.97,	but he got fired, okay?	可他被开除了 明白吗
0:08:03.56,	So now let's form an orchestra	那么 现在 让我们用
0:08:04.84,	made up of my favorite instruments--	我最喜欢的乐器组成乐队吧
0:08:06.82,	your beautiful bodies.	也就是你们美丽的身体
0:08:08.05,	Gettin' creepy.	有点"变态"了
0:08:08.92,	Okay, so you guys are gonna be my, uh, table slappers.	那么 你们负责拍桌子打节拍
0:08:12.02,	You're my bass line.	你们是我的低音部
0:08:13.53,	Okay, and you're gonna be mouth trumpeters in the back with the melody.	而后面这些同学就用嘴模仿小号的旋律
0:08:18.25,	Okay, now let's bring it all together.	好的 现在 大家一起来
0:08:20.27,	One, two, three.	一 二 三
0:08:23.77,	The bass line is a little-- a little softer.	低音部声音再柔和一点
0:08:26.33,	Okay, louder with the mouth trumpets.	模仿小号的声音再大一些
0:08:29.54,	Okay. Great. Well, thank you so much.	好极了 非常感谢你们
0:08:31.25,	And, um, I thought it was a great first day.	我觉得今天棒极了
0:08:33.46,	And I love the give-and-take, everyone.	各位同学 我喜欢与你们互相学习
0:08:35.17,	And, um...	还有
0:08:36.60,	呼应前面说的掌声"慢"延不息
0:08:42.92,	Hey, dad. How's Frisco?	老爸 "西斯科"好玩吗
0:08:44.71,	My meetings ended early.	我的会议早结束了
0:08:46.12,	I didn't even have to spend the night.	我都不用在那儿过夜
0:08:47.68,	And don't say "Frisco."	你也别再说"西斯科"了
0:08:49.00,	They hate it when you call it "Frisco."	他们不喜欢别人把那里叫做"西斯科"
0:08:50.65,	How do you know what they hate?	你怎么知道
0:08:51.46,	You've been there two times in your life.	你这辈子只去过那里两次
0:08:52.78,	Anyway, I haven't slept in a week.	爱咋咋地 我都一星期没睡觉了
0:08:55.07,	Gloria's snoring like a water buffalo.	歌洛莉亚打呼噜打得跟水牛似的
0:08:57.44,	Aw. Well, she's pregnant. It's uncomfortable.	她在怀孕嘛 肯定不舒服
0:09:00.77,	What, she put on 15? 20? 25? 30?	她增肥了多少 15 20 25 30磅吗
0:09:03.73,	We're not doing this again. How do I bring it up?	别老问这个了 我要怎么跟她提这件事呢
0:09:06.91,	Well, for starters, you don't.	首先 你不要提
0:09:09.51,	You suck it up.	老实忍着吧
0:09:10.52,	Dad, your hot wife	老爸 你的辣妻
0:09:12.38,	who was learning to walk when you were 30 years old,	她刚学走路时 你已经是而立之年了
0:09:14.98,	is pregnant with a baby you conceived	现在她怀了你的娃
0:09:16.65,	doing something most men would kill to do.	多少男人拼了命想跟她造个娃啊
0:09:20.26,	- I'm just so tired. - It's a small sacrifice	我就是太累了-那点小牺牲
0:09:22.91,	compared to what she's going through. Poor thing,	跟她所遭受的相比不值一提 小可怜
0:09:25.38,	what with the extra... 30? 35? 40? 45?	她增肥了多少磅 30 35 40 45
0:09:28.10,	We're done.	够了
0:09:29.50,	All right, here we go. How's this?	好的 开始喽 这个怎么样
0:09:30.75,	That's not the kind we get.	我们不买这种
0:09:32.29,	Okay.	好吧
0:09:35.01,	Hello? Hey, Cam.	喂 你好 小卡
0:09:36.67,	Just checking in on me again?	又打电话查岗吗
0:09:38.39,	Yeah. Just wanted to see if you got Lily.	是的 就想看看你有没有接到莉莉
0:09:40.32,	Yeah, we're--we're just-- we're at the grocery store,	接到了 我们刚到 我们在杂货店
0:09:41.82,	having a great time.	正逛得高兴呢
0:09:45.14,	Oh. Yeah. Any questions about the...	是吗 关于购物清单...
0:09:48.80,	about the grocery list?	有什么问题吗
0:09:50.05,	No, we're just picking up the granola.	没有 我们正在买格兰诺拉燕麦片
0:09:51.78,	So how was it? How was the big debut?	你怎么样 你的初次登场如何
0:09:54.05,	Was it a comfortable ride around the schoolyard	在学校里是不是和孩子们
0:09:55.78,	on the shoulders of the children?	相处融洽 如鱼得水
0:09:57.23,	Well, I stood and delivered.	我反正是为人师表了一回
0:09:58.14,	Thank you for sarcastically asking.	谢谢你冷嘲热讽的询问
0:10:00.05,	Yeah.	可以
0:10:02.28,	Okay, did you call the electrician about the dimmer?	你有没有给电工打电话说调光器的事
0:10:04.23,	Yes. Yeah.	打了 当然打了
0:10:05.22,	Yeah, I'm on the other line with him right now.	他现在正在另一条线上等待通话呢
0:10:07.26,	Oh, well, I should probably let you go.	好了 那我大概应该撂电话了
0:10:08.26,	Keep your eye on Lily. She has a tendency to wander off.	看好莉莉 她特爱乱跑
0:10:10.58,	Cam... Uh, wh-wh--I'm-- I'm totally capable of...	小卡 我 我当然能...
0:10:14.03,	- You lost her, didn't you? - No. No, no, no, no.	-你把她弄丢了 是不是 -没有没有
0:10:16.44,	No, she is right next to me. Hi, honey.	没有 她就在我旁边 嗨 宝贝
0:10:18.61,	I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.	我能听出来什么情况 到乳制品柜里找找
0:10:20.69,	Cam, do you honestly think that I would lose...	小卡 你不会真以为我能弄丢...
0:10:23.47,	the doors don't pull. They slide.	那门拉不开 是滑开的
0:10:36.04,	You never saw me.	就当你没见到过我
0:10:44.53,	Thank you very much.	非常感谢
0:10:58.18,	Look, um, I thought about it,	我想了想
0:11:00.28,	and if you really want to, you can quit magic.	要是你特别想告别魔术 那就随你意
0:11:03.49,	You just have to do one thing first--	只要 你最后做一件事
0:11:06.03,	execute the Butler's escape.	表演"巴特勒逃脱术"
0:11:09.11,	It goes without saying that the Butler's escape	毫无疑问 巴特勒逃脱术
0:11:11.26,	is one of the most challenging feats of escapology	是逃脱术中最具挑战性的特技
0:11:13.69,	an illusionist can perform.	是魔术师最高等级的表演之一
0:11:15.22,	It's--it's based, of course, on the well-known story	此魔术 正是基于 那著名的
0:11:17.50,	of the Earl of Flanning's manservant Percy,	弗兰宁伯爵的男仆珀西的故事
0:11:19.41,	who was imprisoned in the Tower of London,	珀西被囚禁在伦敦塔里
0:11:21.87,	and as we all know, refused to take off his uniform	众所周知 在被铐上枷锁的时候
0:11:24.06,	when he was shackled.	他坚决不脱自己的制服
0:11:25.58,	Famously, as the, uh, tower guard Gert slept,	大家都知道 塔上的侍卫格特睡着后
0:11:28.60,	Percy freed himself and leapt over the sleeping guard,	珀西挣脱了枷锁 悄悄跃过睡着的侍卫
0:11:31.30,	giving rise to the popular expression...	那句著名的俗语就从此而来...
0:11:36.65,	Percy jumped the Gert.	珀西跃过格尔特
0:11:39.53,	Why are you making me do this stupid trick?	你为什么要我做这个愚蠢的把戏
0:11:41.48,	I think you're quitting...	我觉得你之所以不想学了
0:11:42.31,	because magic's getting hard,	是因为魔术难度越来越大
0:11:43.85,	and that's not a good reason for quitting anything.	但在任何事上 都不该因惧怕困难而退缩
0:11:46.17,	But...	但是...
0:11:47.58,	if you can do this,	如果你能成功
0:11:48.73,	then I'll know that you genuinely don't like it,	我就知道你是真心不喜欢魔术
0:11:50.86,	and you'll have my blessing to pursue other interests.	就算你从事其他爱好 我也祝福你
0:11:54.59,	No strings attached.	不带附加条件
0:11:55.97,	Sorry, buddy.	抱歉 小老弟
0:11:57.08,	I'm so sorry.	真抱歉
0:11:59.64,	You're kidding, right?	你在开玩笑吧
0:12:00.38,	You cannot really be enjoying that stupid show.	你不会真的喜欢这种三俗剧吧
0:12:02.68,	I was changing channels.	我只不过是换台时停顿了一下
0:12:03.97,	God. Why are you so mean lately?	天呐 你最近怎么这么刻薄呢
0:12:06.21,	Is something wrong with you?	你遇到什么事了吗
0:12:08.23,	Is it that obvious?	有这么明显吗
0:12:09.63,	Oh, my gosh. Come on. You can talk to me.	天呐 快来 跟我说说
0:12:14.37,	There's this girl at school, and...	我学校里有个女同学 她...
0:12:17.36,	She got pregnant.	她怀孕了
0:12:19.17,	No.	不是吧
0:12:19.79,	I know. I've been trying to help her,	是啊 我一直试着帮她
0:12:21.06,	But with all the pills she's taking, she kinda lashes out.	但由于药物作用 她听不进劝
0:12:23.35,	Oh, honey, this is too much for you to take on alone.	宝贝 你一人面对这样的事太不容易了
0:12:25.58,	- Where are the parents? - They're no help.	她的家长呢-他们帮不上忙
0:12:27.55,	Dad's all consumed with his plastic surgery business,	她爸爸一心只顾着自己的整容生意
0:12:30.23,	and her mom's an ex-model who's trying to launch a music career.	妈妈以前是模特 正努力发展音乐事业
0:12:32.91,	You're describing the show I was just watching, right?	这是我刚刚看的电视剧里的剧情吧
0:12:34.56,	I'm just saying, mix in a book every now and then.	我只是想说 时不时读点书吧
0:12:36.59,	Mean! Mean!	刻薄 刻薄鬼
0:12:38.68,	Try to see this from my perspective.	试着从我的角度看看
0:12:40.81,	I can't.	我看不了
0:12:42.06,	I'm not raising a quitter.	我的儿子不能半途而废
0:12:43.87,	Trust me. I know what's best for you.	相信我 我知道什么对你有好处
0:12:46.39,	And watch your time. In the stage version,	注意控制时间 舞台表演时
0:12:47.84,	the rope's on fire, and you're suspended over a bed of nails.	绳子会被点燃 而你会被悬在钉板上
0:12:50.48,	I hate this! Why are you making me do this?	我讨厌这把戏 你为什么逼我做这个
0:12:52.73,	Use that anger, Lukini.	化愤怒为力量 卢吉尼
0:12:54.95,	Let it be the key that opens the vault of fear...	将它变为打开恐惧之门的钥匙
0:12:58.55,	that holds the chalice of hope	那里面有希望之杯
0:13:01.06,	that contains the elixir of success.	杯里盛着成功的灵丹妙药
0:13:04.38,	In a few short minutes...	短短几分钟后...
0:13:08.21,	Son of Alkazeel! You've done it!	我的神啊 你成功了
0:13:11.02,	I quit.	我不干了
0:13:20.10,	So how was your first day? Tell me everything.	第一天怎么样 快跟我说说
0:13:22.37,	Well, you know, it was a lovefest.	你懂的 我备受喜爱
0:13:24.82,	And the kids-- they were, you know, and...	孩子们 他们 你知道吧...
0:13:28.48,	Is that a roast?	那是烤肉吗
0:13:29.58,	W--yes. Yes. But I'm surprised you could smell it over the	是的 我很惊讶你居然可以闻出来
0:13:32.38,	no-dairy yellow pepper bisque with cheesy croutons.	毕竟有黄胡椒浓汤 配油煎干酪面包块的混合
0:13:34.98,	Oh, wow. You had time to do a roast and soup.	哇 你还能腾出时间烤肉又煲汤
0:13:37.02,	- Hi, daddy! - Hi, angel!	爹地好-你好 我的天使
0:13:39.25,	How are you? Did you miss daddy?	你好吗 有没有想爸爸
0:13:41.28,	Wow. Bathed and braided.	哇 洗了澡还梳好了辫子
0:13:43.43,	Yeah. Let me just put you in a more flattering light here.	是啊 我来把灯光调得柔和些
0:13:46.58,	The dimmer.	调光器
0:13:47.93,	Who'd you call?	你叫谁来修的
0:13:48.82,	I called myself 'cause I did it.	我叫了我自己 我修的
0:13:51.23,	Yeah, I had time after picking up Gio's present,	对 买完给吉奥的礼物后我还有些时间
0:13:54.05,	so, uh... Go show daddy what it is.	所以就...把礼物拿来给爸爸看看
0:13:56.01,	Okay.-yeah.	好-乖
0:13:57.36,	It sounds like you had a pretty successful day yourself.	听起来你这一天过得充实又高效
0:14:00.45,	Well, it's just a matter of being organized.	只是有条理些罢了
0:14:02.37,	But who am I telling, huh?	但我这是班门弄斧呀
0:14:03.65,	You do this sort of stuff every day.	你每天都是这么高效
0:14:05.46,	Oh, blow on that.	吹一下
0:14:07.63,	So tell me more about the kids.	再跟我说说孩子们的事吧
0:14:09.17,	Well, it was as I predicted, you know.	就和我想象的一样
0:14:11.12,	They just needed somebody to come in there	他们需要的是个
0:14:12.65,	and bring music back to life.	能让音乐恢复生机的老师
0:14:14.70,	And, you know, that person was...	而且 那个人就是...
0:14:17.29,	that person was...	那个人就是...
0:14:19.58,	It's not me!	不是我
0:14:20.80,	What's happening?	出什么事了
0:14:21.44,	It was a disaster, Mitchell.	糟糕透了 米奇尔
0:14:23.22,	They hated me!	他们讨厌我
0:14:24.03,	Not just the kids, the teachers.	不只是孩子们 老师们也是
0:14:26.07,	They wouldn't sit with me at lunch.	午饭时他们都不和我一起坐
0:14:27.21,	I had to sit alone.	我只得自己一个人吃
0:14:28.34,	Oh, honey.	亲爱的不哭
0:14:29.46,	And my sweater--the shop teacher spilled juice on it.	还有我的运动衫 手工老师把橘汁洒上面了
0:14:31.78,	He said it was an accident, but it wasn't an accident.	他说是不小心的 但我知道他是故意的
0:14:34.34,	- It's okay - It's not okay!	没关系的-怎么会没关系
0:14:36.37,	I failed miserably.	我全搞砸了
0:14:37.91,	And look at you. You did everything so perfectly.	你看你 你把所有的事都做的井井有条
0:14:40.43,	Well, yes.	那倒是
0:14:43.30,	And--and--and no.	也不是
0:14:44.57,	Look, look, I... I gotta tell ya.	其实...实话跟你说吧
0:14:48.46,	Uh... I've just been watching	我一直用心观察
0:14:49.15,	how you've done things all these years,	多年来你做事情的方法
0:14:50.38,	and I just perfected it.	然后我稍加完善了一下
0:14:52.12,	- Oh, please, Mitchell! - Claire...	-拜托 米奇尔 -克莱尔...
0:14:53.81,	Cam, he was every bit the failure you are.	小卡 他跟你一样失败得一塌糊涂
0:14:55.97,	He was late picking up Lily. She was in with the custodians.	他没按时接莉莉 她只好被保育员看管
0:14:58.99,	The only thing he had less to do with than dinner	晚饭也不是他做的 更离谱的是
0:15:00.97,	was the dimmer.	调光器他压根就没碰
0:15:02.44,	And her hair was in braids because there was gum in it.	莉莉漂亮的小辫 是他用口香糖粘的
0:15:06.90,	And... why are we hugging?	另外...你们为什么抱抱
0:15:07.68,	Because I know if he called you for help	因为我知道如果他求你帮忙
0:15:09.50,	and heard as many insults as I know he had to hear,	一定忍受了许多讽刺和辱骂
0:15:11.89,	then he had a worse day than me.	那么他这天过得比我还糟
0:15:13.38,	Oh, she was horrible, Cam.	她好可怕 小卡
0:15:15.81,	- You know what? It's gonna get better. - No, I know.	-没事的 一切都会好的 -不 我知道
0:15:17.53,	We just need some time to settle into these new roles.	我们只是需要时间来适应我们的新角色
0:15:19.51,	You were right to lower my expectations.	你让我降低期望值真是太对了
0:15:21.17,	I just wish I had lowered mine.	应该降低期望值的是我
0:15:24.33,	This gonna work its way around to a "Thank you," Ladies?	你们不打算跟我道个谢吗 女士们
0:15:36.95,	Hey, honey.	嘿 宝贝
0:15:37.84,	Surprise! I'm in San Francisco!	惊喜吧 我到旧金山了
0:15:39.90,	What?	什么
0:15:40.59,	I dropped Manny at a friend's and, I know it's crazy,	我把曼尼放朋友家了 我知道这很疯狂
0:15:43.32,	but I hopped on a plane and I'm here!	但我赶上了一班飞机就飞来啦
0:15:45.20,	I'm driving to the hotel.	现在正往酒店去
0:15:46.47,	That is so great.	那太棒了
0:15:48.76,	The thing is, honey, I'm not here right now.	可是宝贝 我现不在酒店里
0:15:51.13,	See, I'm, uh, I'm out at dinner.	我正在外面吃晚饭
0:15:53.69,	Probably won't be back for, um...	暂时赶不回来
0:15:56.35,	Oh, I don't know. A couple of hours.	可能得几个小时吧
0:15:57.94,	It's okay. I'll wait for you there.	没关系 人家等着你
0:16:00.07,	Don't be silly. How often do you get to san francisco?	别傻了 多难得来一趟旧金山啊
0:16:02.85,	There's so much to see there.	那里有很多地方可以参观
0:16:04.91,	I mean, here.	我是说"这里"
0:16:06.94,	Ghirardelli square? Fisherman's wharf?	吉拉德里广场 渔人码头
0:16:09.00,	Alcatraz? Hey, take that segway tour.	恶魔岛也不错 对了 去报个赛格威团吧
0:16:11.52,	That's a great way to see the city.	可以饱览城市美景
0:16:13.12,	And when you get the chowder,	喝海鲜杂烩浓汤时
0:16:14.01,	Make sure it one of those bread bowls.	一定要用"面包碗"
0:16:16.04,	You can eat the bowl.	喝完汤可以把碗吃了
0:16:17.47,	Yeah, it's a story you'll tell for a lifetime.	对了 你以后都可以拿这事儿当美谈了
0:16:25.96,	You know what? Later on...	话说 待会儿
0:16:26.90,	[美国著名魔术师]
0:16:26.90,	Maybe we can watch some of your Lance Burton DVDs.	我们可以看一些兰斯·伯顿的光碟
0:16:29.48,	Thanks. I think I just wanna try this escape.	谢谢 我就是想尝试一下逃脱术
0:16:32.66,	Would you mind tightening my arms?	能帮我把手臂这儿弄紧点吗
0:16:34.15,	Oh. Sure. Here.	当然 来
0:16:36.19,	It's just hard, you know?	我心里挺不好受的
0:16:38.36,	It's the first time he hasn't shared one of my interests.	他这是第一次对我的爱好不感兴趣
0:16:40.79,	It's scary to think that this is the start of us growing apart.	我们父子要是从此有隔阂了可怎么办
0:16:43.85,	Oh, honey, it's probably just a phase.	亲爱的 没准这只是暂时的
0:16:45.83,	Alex is going through something right now.	倒是艾丽克斯最近有点儿不正常
0:16:47.10,	I wish I could figure that out.	我要是能搞明白她的问题就好了
0:16:48.44,	- I can't breathe. - Anxiety.	我喘不过气了-焦虑啊
0:16:50.63,	No, no, I'm--I'm fighting the jacket.	不不 我在努力挣脱枷锁衫
0:16:52.46,	The key to this escape is balance.	逃脱的关键就是要受力平衡
0:16:54.06,	The whole thing is based on the idea of opposing forces.	反作用力是整个逃脱术的突破点
0:16:57.27,	Holding each other in check.	控制两边的力量
0:16:59.42,	That actually makes some sense.	说得有点道理
0:17:02.66,	Some sense?	有"点"道理
0:17:04.26,	There are two things I know with dead certainty--	世上有两件事是我百分百确定的
0:17:06.95,	How to shoulder roll out of a human pyramid,	一是如何挣脱开叠罗汉
0:17:09.03,	and the black arts of the Butler's escape.	二是破解"巴特勒逃脱术"
0:17:11.20,	No, honey, our house is out of balance,	不 亲爱的 我们家失去平衡了
0:17:13.65,	because Alex is missing her opposing force.	因为艾丽克斯失去"反向作用力"了
0:17:16.72,	Mm? Yeah.	对吧 我好聪明
0:17:18.03,	Oh. Y-you're missing out.	你错失了大好机会
0:17:19.90,	Some people describe this escape as visual poetry.	有人说此魔术是场视觉盛宴
0:17:25.84,	Honey?	亲爱的
0:17:33.51,	oh, no.	完了
0:17:36.37,	Gloria.	歌洛莉亚
0:17:38.26,	You told me that you were in Frisco,	你说你在西斯科
0:17:40.40,	and you were here in a hotel?	但却在酒店被我抓了个正着
0:17:41.84,	Let me just say one thing.	我就说一点
0:17:43.17,	Don't say "Frisco." They hate that.	别说"西斯科" 当地人不爱听
0:17:44.77,	And how the hell did you find me?	你怎么找到我的
0:17:46.80,	The house has been a little noisy lately.	家里最近有点小噪音
0:17:48.70,	And the school library is a pickup scene.	学校图书馆又像个勾搭妹子的炮点
0:17:50.66,	So where does a kid go for some peace and quiet?	一个渴望安静祥和的孩子能去哪儿呢
0:18:03.23,	Tell me right now if you're having an affair,	告诉我你是不是有外遇了
0:18:05.39,	and we will find some time later for me to kill you.	待会儿我再找时间抽死你
0:18:08.00,	No. I'm just trying to have one night away from your snoring.	不是的 我只是想远离你的鼾声一晚
0:18:12.13,	You came to a hotel to sleep?	你来酒店开房是为了睡觉
0:18:13.50,	I'm exhausted, and I didn't want to hurt your feelings,	我精疲力尽了 我不想说出来让你难过
0:18:16.22,	but you're huge and you're loud.	但你身躯庞大而且又吵
0:18:18.10,	[著名脱口秀主持人 身躯肥胖臃肿]
0:18:18.10,	It's like sleeping with Rush Limbaugh.	我就好像和拉什·林博同床一样
0:18:20.02,	And I didn't want to bring it up because I figured	我不想说这事 是因为我觉得
0:18:21.83,	you'd get mad at me the way you got mad at Manny.	你会像生曼尼的气那样 生我的气
0:18:23.68,	I am not mad at you because you told me that I snore.	我生气不是因为你说我打鼾
0:18:26.69,	I am mad at you because you didn't say anything.	我生气是因为你什么也没说
0:18:29.14,	cause I didn't want to get yelled at.	因为我不想被你骂
0:18:30.49,	Well, too bad.	太遗憾了
0:18:31.73,	When you're married to me,	你娶了我
0:18:33.13,	you're going to get yelled at many times.	就得准备好被骂个够
0:18:36.12,	And you're tough enough to take it.	而且你坚强到完全可以接受
0:18:38.18,	That's what I love about our marriage.	我就是喜欢咱们婚姻的这点
0:18:40.40,	We can say whatever we want,	我们可以畅所欲言
0:18:42.19,	but the next day, we're still there.	但说完以后 谁也不会放在心中
0:18:44.05,	That's what I like about it, too.	我也喜欢这点
0:18:46.40,	What am I gonna say you couldn't forgive me?	看来我说什么你都能原谅我啊
0:18:48.60,	There are things, Jay.	也有不可原谅的 杰
0:18:50.33,	You ready to go?	可以走了吗
0:18:51.33,	I was thinking, it's such a shame	我在想 开了房不用
0:18:53.95,	that this hotel room is going to go to waste.	实在是太可惜了
0:18:56.75,	I like where this is headed.	我喜欢这事的发展方向
0:18:58.97,	Make Manny some pasta. I'll see you tomorrow morning, okay?	给曼尼做点意面 我们明早见了
0:19:06.68,	Hey, dad.	嘿 爸
0:19:07.42,	Hey, buddy.	嘿 小老弟
0:19:09.57,	Look, I-I'm sorry if I--	听我说 我很抱歉我...
0:19:11.81,	No no no, don't apologize.	别这样 不用道歉
0:19:14.34,	There's still plenty of stuff we can do together.	我们可以一起做很多其他事
0:19:16.42,	So if you want out,	所以如果你想退出
0:19:18.73,	you are... Out!	你就退"出"吧
0:19:23.48,	Uh, I know we bought a lot of magic stuff,	我知道我们买了很多魔术用具
0:19:25.60,	but we can return some of it--	但是可以退回去一些
0:19:27.44,	Merlin's hat, the gloves, most of the capes.	巫师帽 手套 大部分的披风
0:19:31.21,	What about houdini's wands?	魔术大师手杖呢
0:19:34.04,	They kinda got broken.	弄断了
0:19:35.50,	All three? What happened?	三支全断了吗 怎么了
0:19:36.43,	I got you carbon fiber.	我买的是碳纤维材质的
0:19:38.00,	Some kids were messing around with them at school.	在学校有些同学拿来开玩笑
0:19:40.20,	What do you mean? What--what were they doing?	什么意思 他们做了什么
0:19:43.58,	I don't really want to talk about it.	我真心不想说这事儿
0:19:47.55,	You know, I went through that,	这种事我也经历过
0:19:49.90,	kids--kids messing with my stuff.	同学们拿我的东西开玩笑
0:19:52.46,	Really?-Oh,yeah. In high school,	真的吗-对 高中时
0:19:53.87,	When I first got nominated for junior tumbling congress,	我第一次提名参加低年级翻筋斗大赛
0:19:56.93,	my parents had to sign a... release!	我父母要签同意书[释放]
0:20:03.13,	Anyway, my buddy dizzy Brindizzi	总之 我哥们儿晕乎布雷迪
0:20:06.29,	saw it, grabbed it, and made a lot of fun of me.	看到了 抢过去 猛开我的玩笑
0:20:09.90,	I thought about not going.	我就想着不去了
0:20:11.33,	But you did.	但你去了
0:20:12.40,	Oh, yeah. Had a blast.	是啊 可爽了
0:20:14.43,	Made a lot of friends,	交了很多朋友
0:20:16.39,	shared milkshakes with more than one female tumbler.	与不止一位女筋斗运动员分享奶昔
0:20:20.01,	The minute I stopped caring what other people thought	我不再在乎其他人想法
0:20:21.61,	and started doing what I wanted to do, is the minute	开始做自己想做的事情那一刻 就是
0:20:24.48,	I finally felt... Free!	我终于感觉到"自由"的那一刻
0:20:31.84,	Buddy...	小老弟
0:20:34.73,	You're gonna make your own choices,	你自己做决定吧
0:20:37.08,	and whatever you decide, I'll always support you.	无论你的决定是什么 我永远会支持你
0:20:39.84,	You're not just saying all this 'cause you're stuck, right?	你说这些不是因为你脱不了身 有求于我吧
0:20:42.13,	Nothing you decide will ever disappoint me.	你做的任何决定都不会令我失望
0:20:46.26,	Thanks, dad.	多谢了 爸
0:20:48.99,	Relax your arms,	胳膊放松
0:20:50.52,	roll your shoulders forward,	肩膀朝前
0:20:52.15,	bend down your head,	低下头
0:20:53.62,	exhale...	呼气
0:20:54.52,	And then arch.	然后拱背
0:20:59.19,	Uh... It sorta worked.	还算管用
0:21:12.11,	Well, honey, I just wanted to check in and say hi.	宝贝 我只是想看看你问个好
0:21:14.45,	Alex, come say hi to your sister!	艾丽克斯 过来跟你姐打个招呼
0:21:16.90,	I love you so much.	我好爱你
0:21:18.06,	What's up, lady?	咋滴了 小姐
0:21:19.52,	Oh, my god. You did not just say, "What's up, lady?"	我的天 你怎么能说"咋滴了 小姐"
0:21:22.13,	What's wrong with you?	你什么毛病啊
0:21:23.36,	I was just saying hello--	我只是问好
0:21:24.40,	Oh, it's like the lamest thing you've ever said.	那是你说过的最白痴的话
0:21:26.37,	And what is that shirt?	你这衣服算什么
0:21:27.03,	What are you, a flapper?	你是20年代的摩登女郎吗
0:21:28.26,	I just bought it at that store that you--	我买的那家店可是你...
0:21:29.45,	Oh, where? Forever 1921?	哪家店 "永远的1921"吗
0:21:31.40,	And what is going on with your hair?	而且你头发是怎么回事
0:21:32.97,	What's wrong with my hair?	我的头发又怎么了
0:21:34.31,	Oh, you should just dip yourself in boy repellent.	你干脆把自己在"驱男剂"里蘸蘸好了
0:21:36.62,	Shut up! Mom!	闭嘴 妈
0:21:38.26,	And balance...	平衡
0:21:39.87,	is restored.	恢复了