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0:00:04.79,	Jay?	杰
0:00:05.78,	Have you seen the grapes?	你看到葡萄了没
0:00:07.16,	- Yeah, I ate them. - Why would you eat the grapes?	我吃完了-你为什么把葡萄吃了
0:00:09.42,	They were in a bowl, they were washed,	因为它们放在碗里 洗过了
0:00:10.97,	I paid for them.	而且是我花钱买的
0:00:11.93,	They were for the new year's.	那是为新年准备的
0:00:13.38,	Oh, right. What's that goofy thing again?	对了 要用它们做什么蠢事来着
0:00:15.75,	It's not goofy. It's a tradition.	才不蠢呢 那是一种传统
0:00:17.47,	At midnight, you eat 12 grapes,	你在午夜时分吃下12颗葡萄
0:00:19.65,	you make 12 wishes, 1 for each month of the year.	许下12个心愿 新年的每个月一个
0:00:22.66,	And you really think that works?	你还真相信吗
0:00:24.18,	Five years ago,	五年前
0:00:25.01,	I was a single mother living in a slum.	我是一名住在贫民窟里的单亲妈妈
0:00:28.10,	Today, I'm driving to Palm Springs	如今 我就要开着新车
0:00:30.55,	in my new car with my rich husband.	和我的大款老公一起去棕榈泉了
0:00:33.19,	You do what you want. I'm eating the grapes.	随你怎么样 反正我要吃葡萄
0:00:36.82,	For new year's eve, we're taking Phil and Claire	除夕之夜 我们会带着菲尔和克莱尔
0:00:38.92,	and Mitch and Cam to this amazing hotel	以及米奇尔和小卡去棕榈泉一家
0:00:40.81,	I used to go to in Palm Springs.	我曾住过的一家超棒的酒店玩
0:00:42.53,	They got a whole package--	他们那儿提供全套的服务
0:00:43.97,	Dinner, dancing, toast at midnight.	晚餐 舞蹈和午夜祝酒
0:00:46.16,	I mean, what more do you need?	我想问 夫复何求啊
0:00:47.62,	- Grapes. - I said we'd stop on the way.	葡萄-我说过我们会在路上停一下的
0:00:52.05,	Haley, it's new year's eve.	海莉 今天是除夕夜
0:00:53.24,	Are you sure you don't wanna go to a party or something?	你确定你不想参加个派对什么的
0:00:55.17,	And listen to all my friends talk about	然后听我所有的朋友唠叨
0:00:56.46,	how awesome college is?	大学生活有多赞吗
0:00:58.04,	I know how awesome college is.	我知道大学生活有多赞
0:00:59.13,	That's what got me kicked out.	那正是我被踢出来的原因
0:01:00.53,	Well, I'm sure uncle Mitchell	我相信米奇尔舅舅
0:01:01.67,	will feel much better leaving Lily here	要是知道有你在家坐镇的话
0:01:03.17,	knowing that you're in charge.	一定会更乐意把莉莉留在我们家的
0:01:06.57,	You know you're really in charge, right?	你知道其实是你管事 对吧
0:01:08.30,	How do you know I don't have a party?	你们怎么就知道我不用参加派对呢
0:01:11.62,	Okay, fine.	好吧 当我没问
0:01:15.05,	Lily, are you ready for your big sleepover with your cousins?	莉莉 你准备好和表哥表姐们一起住了吗
0:01:18.65,	Who's watching me?	谁照看我啊
0:01:20.21,	- Haley. - I'm serious.	海莉-我说真的
0:01:22.53,	Alex.	艾丽克斯
0:01:23.35,	Okay, let's go.	好的 我们走吧
0:01:26.05,	Every new year's eve, it's like,	每年的除夕夜 都是
0:01:27.50,	What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?	我们干点啥 我们干点啥
0:01:29.87,	So we were happy that Jay planned this whole thing.	所以我们对杰策划的活动很满意
0:01:32.14,	It really, you know, takes the pressure off	那真的是 免去了我们为了
0:01:33.83,	of having to outdo ourselves.	超越自己而承受的压力
0:01:34.97,	Yeah, and how are we gonna possibly top last year?	是啊 叫我们如何胜过去年呢
0:01:39.56,	Oh. Did we miss it?	我们睡过头了吗
0:01:40.54,	It's only 10:00.	才十点钟
0:01:42.94,	- What? - It's only 10:00.	什么-才十点钟
0:01:44.31,	- What? - It's only 10:00.	什么-才十点钟
0:01:56.00,	第四季 第十一集
0:02:00.93,	Place is smaller than I remember.	这地方比我印象里小了点
0:02:03.05,	Smaller's your issue?	你就觉得小而已吗
0:02:04.97,	When was the last time that you were here, Jay?	杰 你上次来这里是什么时候
0:02:06.94,	Not that long ago. 1974, '75.	没多久 74年75年左右
0:02:09.55,	So when I was 2?	是我两岁的时候吗
0:02:10.76,	I don't like when you do that.	你这么说我就不乐意了
0:02:12.07,	I checked the web site. The pictures looked beautiful.	我看过他们的网站 照片看起来挺漂亮的
0:02:14.47,	Oh! Lizard. Huh?	妈呀 蜥蜴
0:02:16.05,	Never trust pictures on the internet.	永远别相信网上的照片
0:02:18.24,	Shoot it from the right angle,	只要找好拍照的角度
0:02:19.12,	You can make anything look bigger and better.	你可以让所有东西显得更大更好
0:02:22.57,	Houses, you pervs. He's a realtor.	他说的是房子 死变态 他是房产经纪人
0:02:24.63,	I thought I heard voices.	我就觉得听到动静了
0:02:27.12,	Robby! I told you! It's people.	罗比 我跟你说嘛 来人了
0:02:30.57,	Oh, my god. That's me in 20 years!	我的天呐 那就是20年后的我啊
0:02:32.52,	Okay, you be her, and I'll be whoever left her.	好吧 你要是她 我就是抛弃她的人
0:02:34.40,	Uh, we're checking in. It's under Pritchett.	我们办入住 预订名字是普里契特
0:02:36.00,	Jay pritchett. Three rooms.	杰·普里契特 三间房
0:02:40.53,	You've been with us before.	你以前在我们这里住过
0:02:42.29,	How old is that book?	那个本子用了多少年了
0:02:43.44,	Oh, there is something sticky over here.	这里有些什么东西黏黏糊糊的
0:02:45.51,	Robby!	罗比
0:02:47.27,	It came back.	那东西回来了
0:02:49.28,	It's not possible.	不可能啊
0:02:51.67,	Okay, so the place is not what it used to be.	好吧 这个地方确实大不如前了
0:02:54.68,	But we're gonna have fun.	不过我们还是会玩得开心的
0:02:56.28,	Dining in the starlight room,	在星光照耀的房间里用餐
0:02:57.88,	little dancing with the Shelley Stroman trio.	在谢莉·斯特罗曼三重奏下翩翩起舞
0:02:59.97,	Oh, there's just two left. Here are your keys.	三人组只剩两人了 给你钥匙
0:03:03.29,	Check out's at 11:00, but if you wanna stay longer--	退房时间是11点 要是你想待久一点
0:03:05.64,	11:00 is good.	11点没问题
0:03:10.73,	Here we go.	就是这里了
0:03:14.51,	Is there anything wrong?	有什么问题吗
0:03:15.31,	No, no. No, we were just hoping for something	没有没有 我们只是希望
0:03:16.86,	- a little more romantic. - Come on, now.	更有浪漫气氛-拜托
0:03:18.50,	It's not that bad.	没有那么糟糕
0:03:20.31,	- What's in there? - Nothing.	那里面有什么-没什么
0:03:22.15,	If you're looking for romance,	要是你想找浪漫的地方
0:03:24.47,	there's a secluded hot spring nearby.	附近有一处很隐蔽的温泉
0:03:27.27,	- Kind of a hidden gem. - Huh?	就像一块璞玉-是吗
0:03:29.44,	Just follow the path	只要顺着高尔夫球场
0:03:30.70,	right by the 12th hole of the golf course.	12号洞右边的小路走就能找到
0:03:34.63,	That sounds kinda nice.	听起来很不错啊
0:03:35.91,	Secluded. Natural.	隐蔽的 天然的
0:03:38.95,	Sexy.-Sexy.	性感的-性感的
0:03:41.43,	What do you think, phil?	你觉得怎么样 菲尔
0:03:42.63,	Does it smell like eggs?	温泉有没有鸡蛋味儿啊
0:03:43.68,	Some of them smell like eggs.	有些温泉跟鸡蛋一个味儿
0:03:45.29,	It's been a while since Phil and I...	我和菲尔已经好久没有...
0:03:49.48,	The whole month of December?	十二月份整个月
0:03:51.13,	Not even a...	都没有一次...
0:03:52.68,	Or a quick... you know?	或者是打快...你懂的
0:03:56.45,	It's embarrassing, and it's not like us.	说起来挺难为情 那不是我们的作风
0:03:57.93,	That's making me anxious,	让我觉得很紧张
0:03:58.90,	Which is why I really need to get...	所以我才会真的需要...
0:04:01.56,	Thanks again.	再次感谢
0:04:03.03,	Yeah, that's yours to keep.	对 那是给你的
0:04:05.09,	Okay.	好了
0:04:07.31,	Bye now.	再见了
0:04:09.64,	I say we bag dinner with my dad,	我建议我们不和我爸吃晚餐了
0:04:11.15,	and go find that hot spring.	去找那个温泉吧
0:04:12.44,	Honey, we can't just ditch your father.	亲爱的 我们不能丢下你爸
0:04:14.08,	He wanted us all to be together.	他希望我们全家人一起
0:04:15.39,	We are always together.	我们一直在一起
0:04:16.75,	Oh, my god, what are we gonna hear	我的天 难道我们还指望
0:04:17.99,	that we've never heard before?	听到什么新鲜事吗
0:04:19.91,	Mitch and Cam's inspiring story	米奇尔和小卡那个关于莉莉如何用
0:04:21.84,	of how lily saved that kid with the Heimlich?	海姆立克急救法救下小孩的动人故事吗
0:04:23.98,	Please. She hugged him,	拜托 不就是她抱他一下
0:04:25.38,	and he spit his gum out.	他就把口香糖吐出来了嘛
0:04:27.17,	I say we get a bottle of champagne,	不如我们拿上一瓶香槟
0:04:30.18,	Look up at the stars,	仰望着星空
0:04:31.51,	forget our bathing suits.	不穿游泳衣
0:04:33.37,	That does sound hot.	听起来确实诱人
0:04:35.70,	But I'd just be thinking about your dad the whole time.	不过到时我只会一心想着你爸的
0:04:38.53,	I'm gonna hop in the shower.	我去冲个澡
0:04:43.86,	What's in there?	里面有什么
0:04:44.47,	Nothing.	没什么
0:04:47.75,	Oh, perfect. No, great.	太好了 不 是好极了
0:04:48.89,	If we need any socks,	要是我们需要袜子的话
0:04:49.60,	someone left one in the bed.	床上正好有人留了一只
0:04:50.46,	Oh, my gosh. There is no way Crispin stays here	我的神呐 克里斯宾去灯塔
0:04:52.51,	when he comes to the Beacon.	是绝不会住在这里的
0:04:54.07,	What's the beacon?	什么灯塔
0:04:55.09,	The club that he's always raving about.	就是他经常大加赞赏的那个俱乐部啊
0:04:56.75,	It's right down the street.	就在那条街边上
0:04:58.31,	That's where we should go.	那才是我们该去的地方
0:04:59.84,	Somewhere fun for new year's,	迎新年找乐子的地方
0:05:01.02,	while we're still young... ish.	趁着我们还算年...轻吧
0:05:03.09,	L-let's get out of dinner and go there.	我们翘掉晚饭去那里吧
0:05:04.86,	- How? - I don't know.	怎么翘-我不知道
0:05:06.12,	Um... okay, okay.	有了 有了
0:05:07.83,	Um, y-you could pretend to get sick at the table.	你可以在餐桌上假装病了
0:05:10.47,	You know, fake a cough, stomachache,	假装咳嗽 胃疼
0:05:12.15,	dealer's choice. I don't care.	随你选 我无所谓
0:05:13.23,	Just sell it and get us out of there.	装得像一点 好让我们离开
0:05:14.96,	But what about your dad?	可是你爸怎么办
0:05:15.84,	He wants the family to be together.	他想让全家人聚在一起
0:05:17.62,	We are always together.	我们总在一起
0:05:19.03,	I mean, how many times do we have to hear Claire tell us	我们都听克莱尔讲了无数次
0:05:20.99,	Luke's hilarious comeback to the pediatrician?	卢克对儿科医生的搞笑反驳了
0:05:22.89,	Oh, gosh. We should start calling her "Ranch house"...	天啊 我们真应该叫她"矮平房"
0:05:25.43,	Because she doesn't have a second story.	因为她没有第二层[第二个故事]
0:05:28.21,	- So good. - I know! Thank you.	不错嘛-我知道 谢谢
0:05:32.46,	Hey. You sure you don't wanna play	你确定不跟我们一起玩
0:05:33.84,	The hunger games with all of us?	饥饿游戏吗
0:05:34.46,	My whole life is a hunger game.	我的人生就是一出饥饿游戏
0:05:35.66,	Why do you think I'm so mean to you?	不然你以为我为什么对你这么刻薄
0:05:38.16,	That's for me!	找我的
0:05:41.89,	Hey. Come on in.	进来吧
0:05:43.54,	Hey.-Hi.	嗨-嗨
0:05:44.24,	Hey, I'm out.	嘿 我出局了
0:05:45.73,	This is Becca and her cousin Joyce.	这是贝卡和她的表姐乔伊丝
0:05:47.73,	And Joyce is for you.	乔伊丝是你的
0:05:49.05,	What? I'm on a date?	什么 我有约会吗
0:05:50.38,	But I'm not wearing any cologne.	可我还没喷古龙水
0:05:52.49,	Did you know this was happening?	你之前知道这事吗
0:05:53.74,	I don't even know what this is.	我现在也不知道这怎么回事
0:05:55.19,	Joyce, this is Manny.	乔伊丝 这是曼尼
0:05:56.78,	Pleasure to make your acquaintance.	初次见面 甚感荣幸
0:05:58.39,	Can I offer you a glass of sparkling cider?	不知小姐是否有意来杯气泡果酒呢
0:06:00.99,	He's not how you described him.	他可不是你说的那样
0:06:02.68,	Uh, don't worry. You'll love him.	别担心 你会爱他的
0:06:04.23,	Manny, say something romantic.	曼尼 说点浪漫的
0:06:05.53,	I can't just turn it on. You say something romantic.	我没法突然打开浪漫模式 你来说些浪漫的
0:06:08.42,	Cool shirt.	衣服不错
0:06:10.29,	Can I see your room?	我能参观你房间吗
0:06:11.37,	Well, I didn't clean it for me.	专门为你打扫了
0:06:19.89,	They're going upstairs alone.	他们单独上楼了
0:06:21.34,	- Is that even allowed? - I don't know.	那是不允许的吧-我不知道
0:06:23.80,	- Should we say something? - Like what?	我们是不是得说点什么-比如
0:06:25.56,	Like, "It's not okay"?	比如 "这是不可以的哦"
0:06:27.40,	Well, maybe it is. Is it?	应该是吧 是吗
0:06:29.16,	I don't know. I just feel like	我不知道 我只是感觉
0:06:30.68,	we're not doing our job as babysitters.	我们没有尽到保姆的职责
0:06:32.23,	Of course we are.	我们当然尽到了
0:06:36.42,	I'm cold, and I saw a coyote.	我好冷 我还看到了一只郊狼
0:06:43.52,	And Luke turns to him and says,	然后卢克对他说
0:06:45.51,	Dr. Blaustein, really? Not even dinner first?	布劳斯坦医生 不是吧 晚餐都不吃就想这样
0:06:50.39,	Hand to god! Dr. B. Told me himself!	对天发誓 布劳斯坦医生亲口讲的
0:06:58.84,	You know, I'm sorry, but I love this place.	我挺抱歉的 但我爱这个地方
0:07:00.79,	I know it's a little rough around the edges,	我知道这里有点糟糕
0:07:02.93,	but I've always had a good time here,	但我总是在这玩得很开心
0:07:05.11,	and I'm having a great time tonight.	今晚感觉特别好
0:07:06.89,	Yeah.	是呀
0:07:07.89,	How's your chicken kiev?	你的俄式炸鸡怎么样
0:07:09.32,	- It's really good. - It's very good.	真心不错-很好吃
0:07:10.82,	Tasty.-Yeah,tastes like Russia.	好吃-对 仿佛身临俄国
0:07:13.09,	What are you waiting for? Get sick.	你还等什么 快说不舒服
0:07:14.37,	Not yet. I'll know when it's time.	还没到时候 该说的时候我会说的
0:07:17.75,	Honey.	亲爱的
0:07:19.72,	- You were sleeping. - I was.	你睡着了-是嘛
0:07:21.65,	Ay, I'm so sorry, Claire.	真是不好意思 克莱尔
0:07:23.31,	It wasn't because you were telling again	绝不是因为你把卢克
0:07:24.89,	The luke and the doctor story.	和那个医生的故事又讲了一遍
0:07:26.45,	It's just that I've been so tired lately.	只是我最近太累了
0:07:29.52,	Oh. Oh, gosh.	天啊
0:07:31.58,	Are you okay? She's been feeling bad all day.	你还好吧 她这一天都感觉不舒服
0:07:34.07,	Yeah, you know. I think I might be coming down with a little something.	对 我想我可能是染上什么小病了
0:07:36.19,	Oh, my god.	我的天啊
0:07:37.13,	I know. I drank out of her glass earlier.	就是啊 我之前用她的杯子喝水了
0:07:39.02,	- No. She's stealing our excuse. - What?	-不是 她用了我们的借口 -什么
0:07:42.20,	Honey.	亲爱的
0:07:42.84,	Wake up, Gloria!	歌洛莉亚 醒醒
0:07:44.55,	Easy. If that makes a mark, I get the stink eye.	淡定 如果留下掌印 我要遭白眼了
0:07:47.30,	I'm gonna walk her upstairs.	我送你上楼去
0:07:48.34,	I think you need to lie down.	你需要躺会儿了
0:07:50.60,	Okay. Just a little disco nap.	好吧 就小睡一会养足精神再玩儿
0:07:52.99,	Okay. Well, this has been fun.	那我们走了 今晚很开心
0:07:54.16,	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.	别别别别别 别动
0:07:55.03,	Keep the party going. I'll be back as soon as I can.	继续狂欢 我会尽快回来
0:08:00.39,	There it is. Now?	不是吧 现在
0:08:01.77,	No, I have something stuck in my throat.	不是 我有东西卡喉咙了
0:08:03.79,	It's too bad Lily's not here to give you the heimlich.	真遗憾没有莉莉在这里给你做海姆利克急救
0:08:05.70,	Did we ever tell you guys that story?	我们跟你们说过那个故事没
0:08:08.88,	Do you wanna tell it?	你要说吗
0:08:09.56,	- Yeah, let me tell it. - Okay.	-恩 让我说 -好吧
0:08:11.56,	Jay, you should go back and spend time with your family.	杰 你应该回去和你的家人在一起
0:08:13.98,	I can't leave you alone on new year's eve,	我不能在除夕夜把你一个人丢下
0:08:15.81,	even though everyone's waiting for me to come back.	尽管所有人都在等我快回去
0:08:18.33,	Aw, that's so sweet.	真是贴心呀
0:08:19.42,	Yeah. I just hope I don't hold up	我只是希望我
0:08:20.54,	the lighting of the cherries jubilee.	不会错过火焰樱桃
0:08:22.65,	Jay, if you really want to go and--	杰 如果你真的想去 你就...
0:08:24.88,	Okay.	好的
0:08:30.64,	Where'd everybody go?	大家去哪了
0:08:32.73,	I don't know. I guess they all left.	我不知道 他们应该都走了
0:08:35.87,	You still want the cherries jubilee?	你还要火焰樱桃吗
0:08:38.59,	Light 'er up.	点燃吧
0:08:51.35,	Hey, if it isn't Jay Plunkett.	嘿 这不是杰·普朗奇特吗
0:08:54.11,	It isn't. It's--it's Jay Pritchett.	不是 是杰·普里契特
0:08:55.88,	You having a good new year's?	新年过得怎样
0:08:57.62,	Eh, kind of a bust. Everybody bailed on me.	够扫兴的 大家都放我鸽子
0:09:00.54,	I'm gonna hit the sack.	我要睡觉了
0:09:01.38,	Hey, we just had a guy who bailed on us.	我们刚被一个人放了鸽子
0:09:03.60,	You play hold'em?	你玩德州扑克吗
0:09:04.86,	Yeah, but I should probably, uh...	玩啊 但我应该...
0:09:09.95,	What's the buy-in?	玩多大的
0:09:11.05,	Jay...	杰
0:09:12.79,	Say hello to, uh, Marty, Bugs...	打个招呼吧 马丁 老虫
0:09:15.66,	Hey. How ya doin', Jay?	嘿 你好啊 杰
0:09:16.22,	- My ex-husband hugo... - Hey, how you doing?	我的前夫雨果-好啊
0:09:18.62,	- And Billy Dee. - Hey.	还有比利·迪-嘿
0:09:20.43,	Are you serious? Billy Dee Williams?	不是开玩笑吧 比利·迪·威廉姆斯
0:09:23.29,	I'm a huge fan.	我是你的超级粉丝啊
0:09:25.00,	Well, now you have to stay,	那你得呆在这了
0:09:26.27,	since none of these guys have seen me	因为这些人在《桃花心木》后
0:09:27.45,	in anything since "Mahogany."	就没在电影里见过我
0:09:29.54,	- Never even saw that. - Me either.	那片我也没看过-我也是
0:09:31.29,	You're kidding.	你们开玩笑呢
0:09:32.08,	Billy Dee's an alderman	比利·迪扮演一名市议员
0:09:33.20,	trying to keep Diana Ross in Chicago,	设法让戴安娜·罗斯待在芝加哥
0:09:35.21,	rather than become	而不是成为
0:09:36.10,	an international model and designer.	一名国际模特和设计师
0:09:40.23,	My son made me watch it with him.	我儿子逼我和他一起看的
0:09:42.06,	He's gay.	他是基佬
0:09:43.08,	Oh, good. I didn't want to be the one to tell you.	很好 我可不想由我来告诉你这事
0:09:54.96,	Excuse me! Sir, excuse me!	抱歉 先生 打扰一下
0:09:56.52,	He's doing this on purpose!	他是故意的
0:09:57.97,	He probably just doesn't notice us.	他可能只是没注意到我们
0:09:59.59,	How can he not notice us?	他怎么可能没看到我们
0:10:00.75,	We're the only people in here in sleeves!	我们是这里仅有的穿了袖子的
0:10:02.78,	Hey there. What can I get for ya?	嘿 你想要什么
0:10:04.52,	Excuse me, young man. I was here first.	抱歉 年轻人 我先来的
0:10:06.78,	Young man? Why don't you just call him whipper-snapper?	年轻人 你为什么不叫他毛头小子
0:10:08.87,	This is ridiculous. We can't even get a drink.	这也太荒谬了 我们竟然连酒都喝不到
0:10:10.95,	Everyone in here's 11, and I'm hot!	这里都是11岁的 而且我好热[性感]
0:10:12.91,	If we were hot, we'd be drinking right now.	如果我们够性感 现在就不会没酒喝了
0:10:15.01,	Yeah, and if we'd stayed put,	如果我们乖乖待在餐厅
0:10:16.28,	We'd be enjoying cherries jubilee right now!	现在就可以享受火焰樱桃了
0:10:19.05,	Hey, hey, hey. Cam, come on.	别这样 小卡 拜托
0:10:20.96,	It's new year's eve. We're out together.	今天是除夕夜 我们一起出来玩啊
0:10:23.74,	Where's fun cam who likes to dance?	喜欢跳舞的开心果小卡哪里去了
0:10:25.99,	Here.	这里
0:10:26.53,	Wh--where--where is he?	他 他去哪了
0:10:27.86,	- I'm over here. - Oh, there he is!	我在这里-他在这里
0:10:29.58,	- Come on! - Okay, I'm sorry.	来嘛-好吧 不好意思啦
0:10:31.15,	I was just feeling invisible! It'll get better!	我刚只是觉得被无视了 会好起来的
0:10:36.55,	Okay, you know what? That is wet. I'm done.	好吧 这是湿的 我受够了
0:10:38.47,	oh! God! God, no!	老天啊 不要啊 别啊
0:10:44.34,	They've been in there forever.	他们在里面好久了
0:10:45.37,	Do something. You're in charge.	做点什么啊 你是管事的
0:10:46.57,	Oh, please. We both know I'm just a figurehead here.	得了吧 我们都知道我是有名无实的
0:10:49.05,	You really think they're doing something in there? He's 12.	你真认为他们在里面做什么吗 他才12岁
0:10:51.67,	He's 14, but it's touching how close you are.	他14了 但你们这么亲密真感人啊
0:10:54.53,	Fine.	好吧
0:10:58.06,	what do you want?	你们干什么
0:10:59.38,	You have to keep your door open.	你得把门开着
0:11:01.38,	Why?-Uh,Well,why do you need it closed?	为什么-你为什么要关上门
0:11:03.42,	Because we're gonna make out.	因为我们正要亲热呢
0:11:06.81,	Well, you...	你...
0:11:07.73,	You can't have your door closed.	你不能关着门
0:11:09.64,	Why? Do you wanna to watch or something?	为什么 你们想观摩还是怎么着
0:11:11.21,	That's weird.	那有点变态啊
0:11:12.04,	Of course we don't wanna watch.	我们才不想看呢
0:11:14.25,	Perfect.	那就好
0:11:15.68,	- But you can't... - What are you d...	但你不能...-你这是...
0:11:18.25,	What just happened?	什么情况
0:11:21.28,	Can I offer you a Pinja Delgado?	要来一杯迪尔加多酒吗
0:11:23.01,	It's my own concoction.	是我自创的调酒
0:11:24.52,	What's in it?	里面有什么
0:11:25.38,	Let's just say it's cool, it's sweet,	这么说吧 这酒清爽 甜美
0:11:27.23,	and it's not afraid to embrace its own whimsy.	还富有奇思妙想
0:11:30.04,	I'm not saying that.	我不是那个意思
0:11:32.07,	I'm not drinking it, either.	我也不会喝的
0:11:34.79,	So... You making any resolutions?	那...新年你有什么新决心吗
0:11:37.05,	Yeah. No more blind dates.	有 绝不再和不认识的人约会
0:11:40.12,	You're mean.	你好刻薄
0:11:41.60,	You know, she's right, Joyce. You are mean.	她说得对 乔伊丝 你真刻薄
0:11:44.48,	I've been a gracious host	我如此热情地款待你
0:11:45.52,	while you've been rude, sullen, and dull.	你却这么无礼 坏脾气 又无聊
0:11:48.18,	You'll forgive me if I choose not to start the new year	失陪了 抱歉我不想让我的新年
0:11:50.13,	on such a negative note.	以如此消极的方式展开
0:11:51.59,	Oh, and if you're hungry for broccoli later,	对了 你一会儿要是想吃西兰花
0:11:53.71,	you'll find a piece in your teeth.	可以去你的牙缝里找一块儿
0:11:58.32,	Where is this stupid path?	那该死的小路在哪儿啊
0:12:00.15,	We've been walking forever.	我们走了好久了
0:12:01.39,	We'll find it.	会找到的
0:12:02.64,	Did that bellman seem a little off to you?	你有没有觉得那个服务生不太对劲
0:12:04.61,	Oh, totally. Maybe there is no hot spring.	没错 没准这里根本没有温泉
0:12:07.44,	Maybe this is all part of an elaborate plan to kill us.	没准这是密谋杀害我们的计划中的一步
0:12:09.63,	Why would you even say that?	你干嘛吓唬我
0:12:11.07,	I'm just trying to lighten the mood.	我只是活跃一下气氛
0:12:13.01,	You seem so tense.	你情绪很紧绷
0:12:14.00,	Come on. This is an adventure. This is fun.	放松 这是在探险 有趣的探险
0:12:16.83,	I don't wanna have an adventure.	我不想探什么险
0:12:18.14,	I don't wanna have fun. I wanna have sex with you.	我不需要有趣的探险 我想和你滚床单
0:12:20.30,	Wha--what?	什 什么
0:12:21.58,	Don't make me say it again.	别让我重复
0:12:22.68,	No, I want you to say it again.	不 我想听你再说一遍
0:12:23.74,	Maybe throw my name in there this time.	这次最好能叫出我的名字
0:12:26.54,	Claire, what's going on?	克莱尔 你怎么了
0:12:30.04,	Do you know that it's been a month?	你知道我们有一个月没滚过了吗
0:12:31.96,	- No, it hasn't. - Yes, it has.	没那么久-有 一整个月
0:12:34.65,	Day after Thanksgiving.	上次还是感恩节后那天
0:12:35.76,	I remember because I came in under budget	我记忆犹新 因为那天我在预算内
0:12:38.29,	on all of my Christmas gifts,	买到了所有要买的圣诞礼物
0:12:39.76,	And you know how that gets me going.	你知道这种事多么让我兴奋
0:12:41.34,	- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.	没错-是啊
0:12:42.38,	I made that joke about your clothes being half-off.	我还开玩笑说你衣冠不整
0:12:44.59,	And yet we still did it,	但我们还是滚了床单
0:12:46.73,	cause that's the kind of people we used to be.	因为以前我们就是那么干柴烈火
0:12:49.39,	What happened?	现在这是怎么了
0:12:50.53,	Nothing happened. We're busy.	没怎么 我们一直很忙
0:12:51.85,	It was the holidays. Dede was here.	节日嘛 再加上迪迪又来了
0:12:53.62,	You know, she has a way of...	你知道她总是让我
0:12:55.68,	shutting that whole thing down.	性欲全无
0:12:57.24,	But is this who we are now?	但我们现在成了那样的夫妻吗
0:12:58.71,	I mean, first it's a month, then it's a year,	先是一个月不滚床单 接着就是一年
0:13:01.30,	Then we're sleeping in twin beds	然后我们开始各睡各床
0:13:02.40,	and you're calling me "mother".	你会叫我"老妈"
0:13:03.51,	And I can't even bear it,	我无法忍受
0:13:04.53,	cause we're just like my grandp--	因为我们成了我祖父母
0:13:08.90,	Let's go find that hot spring	我们去找到那个温泉
0:13:09.88,	And start this new year off with...	然后以温泉中的激情一夜
0:13:12.53,	sex in a hot spring.	开启我们新的一年
0:13:16.46,	All right, all right.	好了 好了
0:13:16.97,	Where--where should we try next?	我们接下来要做什么
0:13:18.20,	- Am I yelling? I'm yelling. - Yes.	-我嚷了吗 我嚷了 -是的
0:13:19.94,	Yeah. Maybe we should just go get some frozen yogurt	也许我们应该去买些冻酸奶吃
0:13:22.29,	And call it a night.	然后回房间睡觉
0:13:23.32,	No, Cam, come on.	别 小卡 来嘛
0:13:24.16,	We can't have another New Year's eve	我们不能再一次在除夕夜
0:13:25.25,	where we don't even make it to midnight.	撑不到午夜就睡觉
0:13:27.04,	I... This entire holiday	我...节日的一切
0:13:29.01,	is just a giant reminder of how the clock is ticking.	都在提醒着我 岁月流逝
0:13:31.20,	You know, each passing second	每过一秒
0:13:32.50,	is just bringing us that much closer to death.	我们就离死亡更进一步
0:13:35.48,	All this because I suggested some fro-yo?	至于吗你 就因为我提出吃冻酸奶
0:13:37.51,	I'm... I'm sick of feeling old.	我...我好讨厌变老的感觉
0:13:39.99,	I-I really need this.	我真的想狂欢一下
0:13:42.47,	Okay.	好吧
0:13:44.36,	Let's get you to midnight.	让我们狂欢到午夜
0:13:46.30,	kay.	好
0:13:47.70,	Oh, look, he's our age.	看 他和我们年纪差不多
0:13:48.91,	Wherever he's going, I'm sure he'll fit right in.	他去的地方 一定也适合我们
0:13:51.23,	Okay.	好吧
0:13:55.00,	Okay, no judgment.	好吧 我不予评判
0:13:55.92,	Perfectly acceptable lifestyle.	这种生活方式完全没问题
0:13:57.00,	- Just not for us. - No!	只是不适合我们-没错
0:13:58.90,	Okay, but we are not giving up, all right?	但我们不会就这么放弃的 对吗
0:14:00.58,	[童话故事 讲述一个金发少女闯入了三只熊的领地]
0:14:00.58,	We're like goldilocks.	我们就像《三只熊的故事》里的金发小妞
0:14:01.75,	The first bar was too young,	刚刚第一家酒吧太幼齿
0:14:03.03,	The second was... Whatever that was,	第二家又...不管第二家那是什么
0:14:05.01,	And the third will be just right.	第三家一定就完美了
0:14:06.64,	Mitchell...	米奇尔
0:14:07.91,	[同性恋圈中对壮硕多毛的男人的称谓]
0:14:07.99,	Three bears.	三只熊
0:14:10.11,	I mean... Right?	我没说错吧
0:14:12.34,	Here. This one.	这里 就是这家
0:14:23.23,	You wanted to feel young.	你不是想感受年轻吗
0:14:24.47,	And I do.	此刻宛若少男
0:14:33.56,	I'm sorry. I push people away.	对不起 我总是拒人千里之外
0:14:36.01,	I feel myself do it, but I can't stop.	我知道自己有这毛病 但就是改不了
0:14:38.46,	It's hard to like someone when you don't like yourself.	你连自己都不喜欢 很难喜欢上别人
0:14:40.76,	You're right.	你说得对
0:14:41.72,	You have so many good qualities.	你有那么多优点
0:14:43.72,	You're attractive, you're witty, you're bright.	魅力四射 聪明伶俐 活泼阳光
0:14:46.85,	I just wish you could see yourself through my eyes.	真希望你能看到我眼中的你
0:14:49.40,	Aw, you're such a good friend.	你真是个好朋友
0:14:51.45,	Friend? That's where this is headed?	朋友 闹半天只是朋友吗
0:14:53.69,	Well... Friendships last longer.	友谊地久天长嘛
0:14:55.74,	Not this one. I've got enough friends.	这段可不行 我朋友够多了
0:14:57.95,	Happy New Year, Joyce.	祝你新年快乐 乔伊丝
0:15:03.37,	So what's the plan, Haley?	海莉 你打算怎么办
0:15:04.50,	I'm going in. That's our baby brother up there.	我得进去 那里面可是我们的亲弟弟
0:15:06.92,	I'm not ready for all of this.	我还没准备好接受这一切
0:15:07.98,	The girls, the hormones-- it's gross.	女孩儿还有荷尔蒙什么的 太恶心了
0:15:09.62,	Well, we can't just barge in.	我们不能就这么闯进去
0:15:10.63,	I'm still trying to get the image of mom and dad	上次闯进爸妈房间 那场景还在我脑中
0:15:12.18,	out of my... oh, god, it's back.	挥之不去...天呐 又浮现了
0:15:14.01,	I'm coming in!	我进来啦
0:15:16.12,	What are you doing?	你这是干什么
0:15:16.95,	Just putting away some laundry.	把洗好的衣服送过来
0:15:19.21,	That's a bra.	那是个胸罩吧
0:15:20.63,	And a tablecloth.	以及一块桌布
0:15:21.84,	Can't you do this later?	你不能一会儿再来吗
0:15:23.06,	Excuse me. Does your mother know you're here?	不好意思 你妈知道你在这里吗
0:15:24.92,	- Yes. - Does she know our parents aren't?	知道-她知道我们家长不在家吗
0:15:28.10,	Yeah.	知道
0:15:28.89,	Big pause, no eye contact.	停顿太长 没有目光接触
0:15:30.36,	I was so much better at this than you.	姐撒谎的本事可比你强多了
0:15:32.22,	- You're out. - No, she's not.	你得走了-不 她不能走
0:15:34.05,	Yes, she is. It's late, you're 13...	不 她得走 很晚了 你才13岁
0:15:36.53,	- 14. - 14,	-14岁 -才14岁
0:15:37.66,	and unless Nicole Bitchie here	除非这位妮可·贱奇
0:15:38.59,	wants me to call her parents and tell them she lied...	想让我打给她家长 揭发她撒了谎
0:15:40.95,	I better go. Bye, Luke.	我得走了 再见 卢克
0:15:42.63,	Wait. Why does she have to go?	等等 为什么她得走
0:15:44.75,	Because I said so.	因为我让她走她就得走
0:15:45.67,	You're not the boss.	又不是你说了算
0:15:46.80,	Don't talk back to your sister.	别跟你姐姐顶嘴
0:15:48.22,	Ugh! I hate you!	我恨你们
0:15:49.84,	You hate me now, but someday you'll thank me!	你现在恨我 以后会感激我的
0:15:53.00,	I think I owe mom a huge apology.	我想我欠妈妈一个大大的道歉
0:15:56.05,	Is anyone watching me?	还有没有人管我了
0:16:02.50,	Aces and eights.	对A加对8
0:16:04.54,	Lady Sings the Blues. Three Jacks.	天妒红颜 我有三张J[同名电影]
0:16:08.64,	Sorry, Billy Dee,	对不住了 比利·迪
0:16:09.11,	But where do you go to tattle on prince Harry	哈利王子在赌城全裸
0:16:11.00,	when he's naked in vegas?	你要向谁告状啊
0:16:12.71,	Straight to the queen.	Q的顺子[直接找女王告状]
0:16:15.00,	Well, that's it. I'm out.	好了 我不玩了
0:16:16.20,	Me, too.	我也是
0:16:17.20,	Oh, hell, it's almost 11:00.	见鬼 差不多11点了
0:16:18.83,	I gotta do my set in the starlight room,	我得去星光室了
0:16:20.98,	and I'm missing a pasty.	我已经错过肉馅饼了
0:16:22.21,	Oh, what's the matter with everybody? It's early yet.	大家这是怎么了 还早呢
0:16:24.31,	Yeah, I'm having fun	就是 我到这里后
0:16:25.27,	for the first time since I got here.	第一次感觉到开心
0:16:27.26,	Jay?	杰
0:16:28.35,	How long has she been there?	她来多久了
0:16:29.50,	What are you doing here?	你在这里做什么
0:16:31.22,	Gloria...	歌洛莉亚
0:16:32.32,	Everybody ditched me,	大家都放我鸽子
0:16:33.85,	these guys invited me to play poker,	这些人邀请我玩扑克
0:16:36.09,	and look who I'm sitting next to.	瞧瞧我旁边坐的是谁
0:16:39.60,	Oh, she has no idea.	她太年轻不会知道的
0:16:40.92,	Hello, I'm Billy Dee Williams.	你好 我是比利·迪·威廉姆斯
0:16:42.63,	Hello. I'm Gloria dee wife.	你好 我是她老婆歌洛莉亚
0:16:45.14,	Jay, it's almost midnight, and we forgot to buy my grapes.	杰 差不多午夜了 我们忘了买葡萄
0:16:48.51,	Did you try room service? They probably have grapes.	有叫客房服务吗 说不定有葡萄
0:16:50.53,	Oh, nothing fresh.	就没新鲜的
0:16:52.47,	But you can always fish some out of a can of fruit cocktail.	但总是可以从什锦水果罐头中捞到
0:16:55.84,	Jay, you know that I need real grapes for my wishes.	杰 你知道我需要真正的葡萄来许愿
0:16:58.92,	It's a Colombian tradition. It's only moderately insane.	那是哥伦比亚传统 只是适度的疯癫而已
0:17:01.49,	Well, I have grapes at my house.	我家有葡萄
0:17:02.94,	No, I don't want you to blow new year's.	不 我可不想搅黄你的新年安排
0:17:04.17,	Oh, please. Every night is new year's for Billy Dee.	拜托 每晚对比利·迪来说都是除夕夜
0:17:07.84,	I like you, Billy Dee.	我喜欢你 比利·迪
0:17:11.47,	So at midnight, you eat them and then you make your wishes.	到了午夜 就吃葡萄许愿
0:17:14.09,	Well, that sounds vaguely familiar.	听起来有些印象
0:17:15.77,	I might have heard about that	我可能在和夏洛
0:17:16.88,	when I did that "Love boat" with Charo.	拍《爱船》的时候听说过
0:17:18.93,	You know Charo?	你认识夏洛吗
0:17:20.03,	He's so obsessed with Charo.	他可迷恋夏洛了
0:17:22.22,	No kidding.	不是吧
0:17:24.02,	Oh, my god.	我的天
0:17:26.68,	A classic rolls corniche.	经典劳斯莱斯险路车
0:17:29.18,	I have been in love with this car my whole life.	我这辈子都超迷这款车
0:17:32.22,	In my village, if you didn't drive one of these,	在我的村子里 如果你没开这种车
0:17:34.61,	you couldn't call yourself a drug lord.	你都不好意思叫自己是毒品大王
0:17:38.36,	Would you like to drive it?	你想开吗
0:17:39.90,	Does the bear sit in the woods?	那不是明知故问吗
0:17:42.60,	Classic Charo.	典型的夏洛
0:17:45.44,	So...	那么
0:17:49.28,	Was it worth my meltdown?	我的崩溃值得吗
0:17:51.09,	It always is.	总是值得
0:17:56.23,	Just you and me, under the desert sky.	只有我们两个 在沙漠的夜空下
0:17:59.67,	I'm Lawrence of Arabia,	我是沙漠枭雄[电影名]
0:18:01.39,	You're Mrs...	你是
0:18:03.51,	Of arabia.	枭雄的太太
0:18:07.38,	Hey there.	你们好啊
0:18:08.33,	Oh, my god.	我的妈呀
0:18:10.10,	Sweet. You're the first ones here.	太好了 你们是最先到的
0:18:12.18,	Welcome.	欢迎
0:18:13.27,	Uh, welcome to what?	欢迎来到哪里
0:18:15.45,	To nude year's eve. You saw the flyer?	来到"除衣夜" 有看到宣传单吗
0:18:18.36,	No.	没有
0:18:19.74,	I told them.	我告诉他们的
0:18:21.20,	Robby.	罗比
0:18:22.44,	So I--whoa. Nude year's eve?	我 哇 "除衣夜"
0:18:24.09,	- You said nude year's eve. - It's clever.	-你说的原来是"除衣夜" -真有才的近音词
0:18:26.59,	Yeah. We're the palm springs nudist association.	对 我们是棕榈泉裸体协会的
0:18:29.90,	It's how we celebrate the new year.	这是我们庆祝新年的方式
0:18:31.87,	- I can see. - Fresh. Like newborns.	我看出来了-清新的感觉 犹如初生婴儿
0:18:35.12,	Naked.	裸着
0:18:36.36,	Yeah. I got that.	对 我看出来了
0:18:37.69,	Oh, my god. We have to get out of here.	我的天 我们得离开这里
0:18:38.89,	We have to get out of here.	我们得离开这里
0:18:40.20,	Our clothes are trapped under that pile.	我们的衣服被压下那堆下面
0:18:42.34,	You really wanna stand there naked	你真想裸着站起来
0:18:43.47,	sifting through all those drawstring pants?	在那堆裤子中翻来翻去吗
0:18:46.06,	- Okay. Scooting over. - Just... Just scootch in.	-好吧 挪挪 -挪过去
0:18:47.76,	- Okay. - Scootin'.	好的-挪过去
0:18:52.12,	Phil, something just touched me,	菲尔 有东西碰到我了
0:18:53.15,	And it's not from your side.	不是你身上的
0:18:54.90,	Who wants champagne?	谁要香槟
0:18:56.42,	Oh, I'll have some.	我要
0:18:57.49,	Okay. Oh, my gosh. Okay.	好吧 我的天
0:18:59.44,	Oh, sorry. Pardon the reach.	对不起 抱歉我太过去了
0:19:03.11,	Thank you.	谢谢
0:19:04.95,	We gotta make a run for it.	我们得赶紧开溜
0:19:06.73,	Well, now it's just gonna seem rude.	现在走太失礼了
0:19:08.46,	Phil.	菲尔
0:19:10.19,	I love this car so much!	我太爱这辆车了
0:19:12.74,	Where you gonna take us next, Billy Dee?	你接下来要带我们去哪里 比利·迪
0:19:14.35,	A surprise that's gonna blow your mind.	你会看到令你眼前一亮的惊喜
0:19:16.47,	And just call me Billy.	叫我比利就行了
0:19:18.09,	Not doin' it.	才不干呢
0:19:22.75,	And these are from the gentlemen at that table over there.	这是那边一桌的先生们送的
0:19:26.75,	Oh, free drinks. More free drinks.	免费酒水 免费酒水又来了
0:19:29.04,	Thank you. Thank--they can't hear me.	谢谢 谢...他们听不到
0:19:30.73,	Thank you!	谢谢
0:19:32.89,	This is what models must feel like.	这肯定就是模特的感觉
0:19:34.81,	Excuse me, but has anyone ever told you	打扰下 有没有人跟你说过
0:19:37.43,	you look like a young Van Johnson?	你就是年轻版的范·强森[演员]
0:19:39.54,	Oh, no. That-- that's so sweet, though.	没人说过 不过你真会说话
0:19:41.23,	Thank you.	多谢
0:19:42.34,	Free pass?	他给你"免费入场券"呢
0:19:43.75,	Pull up Van Johnson on your phone.	在你手机上找出范·强森的照片
0:19:44.82,	I need to know how I feel about that.	我需要知道是该欢喜还是该担忧
0:19:46.22,	He was gorgeous. You're fine.	他可帅了 你就高兴吧
0:19:47.87,	This is nice, huh? Compliments, free drinks.	这样可真爽 被人夸 有人请喝酒
0:19:50.58,	What could be better?	还有什么比这更爽的
0:19:52.46,	Alright gentlemen! Almost midnight!	好了 先生们 差不多午夜了
0:19:55.07,	Pucker up.	嘴巴嘟起来吧
0:19:56.84,	New Year's is so weird,	新年真奇怪
0:19:58.50,	the way it makes you think about time.	会让你想到时光流逝
0:19:59.88,	Ten... Nine... Eight...	十 九 八
0:20:01.90,	Cam.	小卡
0:20:03.25,	I think that's why	我想正是这样
0:20:03.79,	people put so much pressure on themselves to have fun.	人们才给自己巨大压力 要在新年玩得开心
0:20:06.37,	seven... six... five...	七 六 五
0:20:09.18,	I mean, I guess I sorta get it.	我想我大概明白了
0:20:11.08,	four... three... two... one!	四 三 二 一
0:20:19.31,	Quick, quick! Make your wishes!	快点 许愿吧
0:20:21.52,	Like right now I wish I could just slow down time,	就像现在 我只希望能让时间放慢脚步
0:20:24.62,	cause I am so not ready for him to grow up yet.	因为我完全没有准备好他长大成人
0:20:28.95,	I know.	我懂
0:20:30.45,	I want him to stay our stupid little brother.	我希望他永远是我们的笨弟弟
0:20:34.81,	Hey, happy new year.	新年快乐
0:20:36.13,	You too.	你也快乐
0:20:39.26,	Oh, my god, what is in this?	我的天 这里面放了什么
0:20:40.48,	Oh. Sorry. That one's mine.	抱歉 那杯是我的
0:20:50.04,	And I swear to you, I was so nervous,	我发誓 我太紧张了
0:20:52.39,	I think I might have put on somebody else's underwear.	我想我穿上了别人的内裤
0:20:54.45,	I'm not kidding.	我是说真的
0:20:55.37,	I love this story.	我爱死这故事了
0:20:56.72,	- Almost as good as yours, Van Johnson. - Oh, my god!	-几乎和你的一样棒 范·强森 -妈呀
0:20:59.27,	Oh, look. Here comes Jay.	看 杰来了
0:21:00.10,	I feel bad he missed all this fun.	我好内疚 他错过了所有的精彩
0:21:02.11,	- Hi, dad. - Look, they're back. My devoted family.	爸-瞧他们回来了 我忠诚的家人
0:21:04.46,	Everyone, this is our dear friend, Billy Dee Williams.	各位 这是我们亲爱的朋友 比利·迪·威廉姆斯
0:21:08.38,	Oh, my god, it's Lando.	天啊 《星球大战》里的蓝多
0:21:10.67,	Excuse me, Mr. Williams,	恕我冒昧 威廉姆斯先生
0:21:12.27,	I just have to tell you,	我得告诉你
0:21:13.00,	I've loved you since I was a little boy.	我从小就好爱你
0:21:15.57,	I'm so Starstruck right now.	我现在真是"求星大战"
0:21:17.49,	Well, you must be Mitchell.	你一定是米奇尔吧
0:21:19.40,	Jay told me all about you.	你的事杰都告诉我了