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第十一季 第十四集 |
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Space is the mirror of the soul. |
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宇宙是灵魂的镜子 |
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Are we looking beyond, or are we looking within? |
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我们是瞭望远方 还是照进内心呢 |
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I'm looking at my shoes. |
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我是看向鞋子 |
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This is making me a little motion sick. |
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我都看得有点晕乎了 |
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When we gaze out at the immensities of space, |
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当我们凝望着无止尽的宇宙 |
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we understand them because there are immensities |
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我们能了解它 是因为我们的内心 |
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within us as well. |
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也是无限大 |
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I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali, |
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我是拉杰什·库萨帕里博士 |
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and thank you for taking a walk with me... |
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感谢各位与我一起 |
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through the stars. |
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漫步群星之中 |
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That pause gets longer every show. |
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他收尾的停顿 一次比一次长 |
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I believe... |
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我觉得... |
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you're right. |
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你说得没错 |
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Hey. |
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你好 |
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Can I get a picture with you? |
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我能跟你合照一张吗 |
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Absolutely. |
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没问题 |
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And if you post it on social media, |
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如果你要发到社交平台 |
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I suggest the hashtag "Koothra-poet." |
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我建议你加个话题#库萨诗里# |
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Thank you. The show was great. |
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谢谢你 节目很棒 |
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Well, I can't take all the credit. |
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这不全是我一个人的功劳 |
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I have pretty good co-stars. |
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我有一群很棒的明星配角 |
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The stars. |
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一群明"星" |
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Do you say that to everyone? |
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你对每个人都说这套词吗 |
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Only to beautiful women. |
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只对美女 |
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And okay women. |
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还有还行的女孩说 |
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Okay. |
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行吧 |
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Uh, just to clarify: you're the first kind. |
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我澄清一下 你是前一类人 |
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Okay. |
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行吧 |
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Thanks for coming. |
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谢谢你们来 |
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What did you handsome gentlemen think of the show? |
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两位帅哥对今晚的节目有何评价 |
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Uh, you can turn it off now. |
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你可以收功了 |
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It's sweet of you to say, but I don't think I can. |
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谢谢夸奖 但我的魅力能放不能收 |
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Look at this cute picture of Halley in the bath. |
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看看这张哈雷在泡澡的超萌照片 |
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Aw, that's great. |
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拍得很赞啊 |
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Want me to send it to you? |
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要我发给你吗 |
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No, on your phone it's cute, on my phone it's a crime. |
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别了 在你手机是可爱 在我手机上是犯罪 |
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I also have a pretty cute picture to share. |
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我也有一张很萌的照片分享 |
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What is that? |
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那是什么 |
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An equation. |
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一个方程式 |
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Isn't it perfect? |
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它是不是太完美了 |
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Sometimes I just stare at it, |
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有时候我就这么盯着它看 |
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and I think "I can't believe that came out of me." |
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心想"真想不到它是我孕育出来的" |
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Well, since we're sharing pictures, |
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既然我们要分享照片 |
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I have one to contribute. |
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我也可以贡献一张 |
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Please don't let it be you and your dog in the bathtub. |
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拜托别是你跟你狗一起泡澡的照片 |
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It's not. |
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并不是 |
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But don't swipe. |
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但别滑去看别张照片 |
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What are we looking at here? |
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这是什么 |
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Well, that's me and a beautiful woman |
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是我跟一个美女的合照 |
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and my watch showing the time as 2:30 in the morning. |
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而从我的手表可以看出是半夜两点半拍的 |
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So, state's exhibit "A"? |
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所以... 证物"A"吗 |
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No. I met her at the planetarium a few days ago, |
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不是啦 我前几天跟她在天文台认识的 |
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and she invited me out for a drink. |
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她后来邀请我出去喝一杯 |
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Oh, good for you. H-Hey, |
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那恭喜你啊 |
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w-what's the Hindi word for "dog"? |
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印地语的"狗"怎么说 |
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Kutta.-You Kutta. |
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库塔-你这只贱库塔 |
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Bow-bow. |
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咆咆 |
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That's Hindi for woof-woof. |
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这是印地语的汪汪 |
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I am seeing her again tonight. |
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我今晚跟她又有约 |
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You know, I also have a date tonight. |
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我今晚也有约呢 |
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But don't worry, it's not another woman. |
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但别担心 不是跟别的女人 |
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It's string theory. |
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是跟弦理论有约 |
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Bow-bow. |
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咆咆 |
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Sorry, he's a kutta, you're not. |
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抱歉 但人家才是色库塔 你不算 |
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Hi.-Hello. |
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回来了-回来啦 |
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What you doing? |
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你在干嘛 |
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Oh, taking another picture with my baby. |
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跟我的宝宝合照 |
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Look how big he got. |
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你看它长多大了 |
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It's fun to see you this excited. |
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看到你这么兴奋挺有意思的 |
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Aw, thank you, that's so... |
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谢谢啦 你人... |
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- Don't sit there! ?- What, what? |
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不许坐这里-啥 怎么了 |
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I, uh-- sorry. |
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抱歉啦 |
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I-It's part of my organization system. |
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这是我归类系统的一部分 |
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That's-that's where those papers go. |
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那里是我放论文的地方 |
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Okay. Um, how about if I just... |
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好吧 那不如我... |
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slide this notebook... |
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把这笔记本推过去... |
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You know what, it's fine. |
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行吧 没关系 |
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I'll just be in the bedroom. |
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我去卧室里待着 |
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No, no. Uh, this is your apartment, too. |
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不用 别 这里也是你的公寓 |
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Uh, look, I'll-I'll stop for the night |
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我今晚收工吧 |
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and clean this up. |
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然后把这里收拾了 |
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Well, that's very considerate, Sheldon. |
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你真是太贴心了 谢尔顿 |
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I know. |
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我知道 |
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See, I'm trying this new technique |
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其实我是在尝试一个新招式 |
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where I imagine how I would feel in someone else's position. |
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就是我换位思考 做到感同身受 |
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Y-You mean empathy? |
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你是指同理心吗 |
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Oh, I thought I came up with it. |
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我还以为这是我发明的新方法呢 |
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Well, regardless, I-I appreciate the effort. |
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无论如何 我还是谢谢你做出的努力 |
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Thank you. |
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谢谢 |
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It's really hard. |
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真的很难呢 |
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Morning. |
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早安 |
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Good morning. |
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早安啊 |
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Aw, you didn't have to cook me breakfast. |
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你其实不用为我做早餐 |
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Well, I wasn't sure how I did last night, |
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我不确定我昨晚的表现如何 |
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and I wanted to finish strong. |
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我想确定有个强劲的收尾 |
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You don't need to worry. |
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你不用担心啦 |
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Last night was great. |
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昨晚很赞了 |
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Ah, well, you say that now, |
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虽然你现在这么说 |
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but wait until you taste this. |
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但等你吃过一口之后再发表意见 |
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Oh, my God, this is amazing. |
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我的天 太好吃了吧 |
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Which is why I keep an omelet pan in the trunk of my car. |
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所以我在后车厢里都有备一个煎蛋锅 |
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Well, thank you, it's delicious. |
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谢谢啦 很好吃 |
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My husband never cooked for me. |
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我老公从来不做饭给我吃 |
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Oh, uh, y-you were married. |
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你结过婚了吗 |
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Yeah. Well, technically, I guess I still am. |
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是啊 严格上来说我还已婚 |
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Is that "technically," |
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你的"严格上来说" |
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like, the paperwork hasn't gone through, |
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是指离婚文件还没正式生效 |
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or "technically," |
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还是"严格上来说" |
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like, he's in the closet watching us right now? |
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他现在正在衣柜里看着我们俩 |
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No, no, we're separated. |
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没有啦 我们已经分居了 |
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Do you mind if we talk about something else? |
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我们能聊一点别的吗 |
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Of course. |
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当然啦 |
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Uh, you know, my secret to making great omelets is that |
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告诉你 我的煎蛋卷能这么好吃的秘诀 |
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I beat the egg whites separately. |
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是我把蛋黄跟蛋白是分开打散 |
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Speaking of which, how long have you been separated? |
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说到这个 你们分开多久了 |
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About two weeks. |
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大概两周吧 |
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That is not a lot of weeks. |
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这周数不太多啊 |
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In fact, that's the bare minimum to get to the plural "weeks." |
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其实这刚刚过了双数周数的门槛啊 |
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Doesn't matter. |
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无所谓啊 |
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He moved out, I moved on. |
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他已搬走 我向前走 |
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Oh. Good. |
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很好 |
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Yeah, do you mind me asking what he does for a living? |
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你介意我问一下他是干哪一行的吗 |
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He's a firefighter. |
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他是消防员 |
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Oh. Interesting. |
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有意思 |
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A potentially jealous man who's handy with an ax. |
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一个有可能妒火中烧 还善用斧子的男人 |
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It's-it's okay, though. |
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不过没事的啦 |
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He's almost had two weeks to cool down. |
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他可是有将近整整两周时间冷静呢 |
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Okay, the next drug is Romatrol. |
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好的 下一款药是罗马唑 |
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Oh, I know this one. |
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这款我会 |
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We're actually pushing it really hard. |
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我其实很努力在推销这款药呢 |
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It treats mild dermatitis. |
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它能治疗轻微皮肤炎 |
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Uh, correct. And who can it be prescribed to? |
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正确 这款药能开给哪些人群呢 |
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Adults and children who have absolutely, for sure, |
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成人 以及百分百确定 |
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stopped growing. |
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已经停止生长的孩子 |
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Right again. |
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再次正确 |
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And what are the side effects? |
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有哪些副作用呢 |
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Oh, shoot, shoot. |
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靠 靠 |
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Mm, remember the mnemonic. |
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想一下助记词 |
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Ah-- GRAVY, yes. G-R-A-V-Y. |
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肉汁G R A V Y |
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Okay, gastric distress, redness, |
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胃部不适 红肿 |
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anal leakage, vasculitis and... |
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肛漏 血管炎 还有... |
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yellow eyes. |
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黄眼 |
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Oh, uh, so close. |
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很接近了 |
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- It's actually yellow discharge. - Oh, right. |
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-是黄带[白带发黄] -对哦 |
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That's why we went with "Gravy." |
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所以我们用"肉汁"这个词 |
| 06:37.76, |
He knows he doesn't live here anymore, right? |
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他知道自己现在不住在这里的吧 |
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Maybe he's experiencing memory loss because he took... |
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可能他失忆了 因为他吃了... |
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Flaxitrite.-Yeah. |
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弗拉西崔-正解 |
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- Thank you. - Uh, Sheldon, what are you doing? |
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谢啦-谢尔顿 你在干嘛 |
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Oh, I was just checking in on my old room |
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我就过来看一下我的旧房间 |
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to see what you've done with it. |
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看看你们怎么处置它 |
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Why? |
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怎么了 |
| 06:54.23, |
Well, I could use a place to work in the evenings, and... |
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我晚上需要一个地方工作 而且... |
| 06:57.27, |
- No. - Well, it's just that |
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不-因为 |
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- there's not a lot of space in our apartment... - No. |
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我们公寓没有多余的地方-不 |
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Well, and I feel like Amy's been having... |
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我觉得艾米一直有... |
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No. |
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不 |
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And since you're not... |
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反正你们也不... |
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No. |
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不 |
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It's... |
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就... |
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No. |
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不 |
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No. |
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不 |
| 07:13.09, |
That is our room now, |
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现在那是我们的房间 |
| 07:14.28, |
and we're gonna turn it into a gym. |
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而且我们要把它变成健身房 |
| 07:15.88, |
Do you really expect me to believe that? |
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你们真的觉得我会信这种鬼话吗 |
| 07:18.77, |
No.-No. |
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不-不 |
| 07:22.40, |
So I guess what's bugging me |
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所以现在让我困扰的是 |
| 07:23.74, |
is that they only broke up 13 days ago, |
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他们13天前才分手 |
| 07:25.59, |
and now I'm dating her. |
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现在我却在跟她交往 |
| 07:26.86, |
So, am I, like, the good guy in my movie, |
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那我是我人生电影里的好人 |
| 07:28.73, |
or the bad guy in their movie? |
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还是他们人生电影里的坏人呢 |
| 07:30.43, |
Pretty sure you're the weird friend in our movie. |
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我能肯定你是我们人生电影里的怪友人 |
| 07:34.34, |
I like her, okay? |
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我喜欢她 好吗 |
| 07:35.85, |
I just, I-I don't know how I feel about |
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我只是...不知道该如何看待自己 |
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being the third wheel in a relationship. |
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在一段感情里充当电灯泡的角色 |
| 07:38.88, |
Says the guy in my bed with my wife. |
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跟我老婆躺在一张床上的某人如是说 |
| 07:42.75, |
Guys, I mean, he's around, okay? |
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我的意思是 她老公还没走远呢 |
| 07:45.44, |
He's apparently not happy about the breakup, |
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他很显然对分手耿耿于怀 |
| 07:47.40, |
and based on the sweatpants he left at her place, |
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而且从他留在她家的运动裤可以判断出 |
| 07:49.03, |
he's, like, a medium to large man. |
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这家伙至少是个中等到彪形大汉 |
| 07:52.65, |
Maybe those are his "after the holiday" pants, |
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或许那是他的"假日发福后"专用裤 |
| 07:55.05, |
like you have. |
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你也有啊 |
| 07:57.31, |
I don't know. |
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我也不知道了 |
| 07:58.49, |
I mean, do you think it's too soon for her to be dating? |
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你们觉得她是不是太快开始约会了 |
| 08:00.33, |
If you and Bernadette broke up, |
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如果你和伯纳黛特分手了 |
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like, how long would you wait? |
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你会等多久才开始约会 |
| 08:02.92, |
Oh, well, I don't even want to think... |
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我都不想去想这种问题 |
| 08:04.03, |
Eight days. |
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八天 |
| 08:07.41, |
What? |
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什么 |
| 08:08.21, |
Two days to cry. Six days to hit the gym. |
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在家哭两天 健身房恢复身材六天 |
| 08:11.31, |
First of all, you already look amazing. |
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首先你身材已经很棒了 |
| 08:13.66, |
Aw, that's sweet. |
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嘴真甜 |
| 08:15.57, |
I'm gonna give him an extra day of crying. |
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那我再多为他哭一天吧 |
| 08:20.62, |
The answer is still no. |
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不就是不 |
| 08:25.50, |
You can say we wouldn't know you're here, but we'd know. |
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随你说我们不会察觉到你在 但我们就是能 |
| 08:30.85, |
Because you'd be here! |
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因为你就会在这里啊 |
| 08:34.29, |
So, who was that? |
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是谁的电话呀 |
| 08:38.11, |
I can't believe you hung up on me! |
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真不敢相信你居然挂我电话 |
| 08:42.70, |
What the hell? |
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什么鬼 |
| 08:43.33, |
What are you doing here? |
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你在我们家干嘛 |
| 08:45.51, |
I am proving you wrong. |
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我是来证明你是错的 |
| 08:46.83, |
I've been working back there for hours. |
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我已经在里面工作好几个小时了 |
| 08:48.40, |
You had no idea. |
| |
你们根本没察觉 |
| 08:50.72, |
Do something. |
| |
帮帮忙 |
| 08:51.99, |
What the hell? What are you doing here? |
| |
什么鬼 你在我们家干嘛 |
| 08:55.12, |
I-I am trying to respect Amy. |
| |
我在试着尊重艾米 |
| 08:57.35, |
Okay, look, you have an office at work. |
| |
好吧 你在学校有自己的办公室 |
| 08:58.68, |
Why don't you go there? |
| |
你怎么不去那办公 |
| 09:00.06, |
I can't go to the office every time I have a brilliant thought. |
| |
我不能每次一有灵感就冲去学校办公室啊 |
| 09:02.36, |
I'd basically be living there. |
| |
那我岂不是相当于住那儿了 |
| 09:03.68, |
Sounds good, do that. |
| |
听起来不错 去吧 |
| 09:05.89, |
No. No, the campus isn't safe at night. |
| |
不行 校园晚上不安全 |
| 09:08.23, |
There's raccoons and undergrads just walking around |
| |
那里不但有浣熊 还有大学生到处走 |
| 09:10.38, |
like they own the place. |
| |
好像那是他们的地盘一样 |
| 09:12.50, |
Look. |
| |
听着 |
| 09:13.52, |
I need somewhere to work in the evenings. |
| |
我需要一个可以晚上工作的地方 |
| 09:15.26, |
You have a space you aren't using. |
| |
而你们正好有不用的房间 |
| 09:16.91, |
Just take a look at my proposal. |
| |
看一眼我的提议 |
| 09:21.26, |
What is this? |
| |
这是什么 |
| 09:22.22, |
A rental agreement. |
| |
租赁协议 |
| 09:23.28, |
I will only use the room for work. |
| |
这间房间我仅用于办公 |
| 09:25.12, |
I-I won't sleep here, I won't eat your food, |
| |
我不会睡这里 我不会吃你们的食物 |
| 09:27.15, |
I won't even use your bathroom. |
| |
我甚至不会用你们的洗手间 |
| 09:28.35, |
So you can just walk in any time of the day or night? |
| |
你从此就能无论白天黑夜想来就来吗 |
| 09:31.28, |
Well, he does that now. |
| |
他现在不就这样吗 |
| 09:32.64, |
At least this way we'll get paid. |
| |
至少签了协议我们还有钱拿 |
| 09:37.08, |
I am Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali, |
| |
我是拉杰什·库萨帕里博士 |
| 09:39.30, |
and thank you for taking a walk with me... |
| |
感谢各位与我一起 |
| 09:45.51, |
...through the stars. |
| |
...漫步群星之中 |
| 09:48.57, |
I-I think that one was too long. |
| |
我觉得刚才那停顿太长了 |
| 09:51.61, |
Yeah, you're right. I totally felt it. |
| |
你说得对 我也感觉到了 |
| 09:53.49, |
Should we, uh, run it again? |
| |
我们要不再来一遍 |
| 09:54.75, |
Please, God, no. |
| |
天啊 不要了吧 |
| 09:59.68, |
Can I help you? |
| |
需要帮忙吗 |
| 10:00.74, |
Which one of you is Rajesh Koothrappali? |
| |
你们俩谁是拉杰什·库萨帕里 |
| 10:03.83, |
Really? You're not sure |
| |
不是吧 你看不出来 |
| 10:05.02, |
which one of us is Rajesh Koothrappali? |
| |
我们俩谁是拉杰什·库萨帕里吗 |
| 10:09.11, |
I am. I was just trying not to be racist. |
| |
看出来了 我只是不想弄得像种族歧视 |
| 10:15.70, |
I'm Nell's husband. |
| |
我是妮尔的老公 |
| 10:21.55, |
h-here's the thing-- I didn't know |
| |
是这样的 我真不知道 |
| 10:24.09, |
that she was married until after... |
| |
她已经结婚了 是事后... |
| 10:26.14, |
After what? |
| |
什么事之后 |
| 10:30.95, |
I'm... |
| |
我 |
| 10:31.95, |
I'm really sorry. |
| |
真的非常对不起 |
| 10:33.97, |
Well, that doesn't make me feel better. |
| |
道歉并不会让我好过点 |
| 10:35.96, |
Wh-What would make you feel better? |
| |
那做什么能让你好过点 |
| 10:37.40, |
I want you to stop seeing my wife. |
| |
我要你不再和我老婆来往 |
| 10:39.11, |
Done. Nice to meet you. Bye. |
| |
没问题 很高兴认识你 再见 |
| 10:42.55, |
What am I gonna do? |
| |
我该怎么办 |
| 10:51.38, |
Hey, buddy, do-do you want to talk? |
| |
大兄弟 你想聊聊吗 |
| 10:57.02, |
I thought we were gonna start a family. |
| |
我本以为我们会结婚生子 |
| 10:59.82, |
Next thing I know, it's over. |
| |
没想到措不及防 感情玩完 |
| 11:03.94, |
It's gonna be okay. |
| |
一切都会好的 |
| 11:05.87, |
How is it gonna be okay? |
| |
怎么可能会好 |
| 11:06.99, |
You're sleeping with my wife. |
| |
你睡了我老婆 |
| 11:10.96, |
I mean, besides that. |
| |
我是说 除了这事之外 |
| 11:23.74, |
Can I get you anything? |
| |
你需要点什么吗 |
| 11:25.33, |
A glass of water? |
| |
来杯水 |
| 11:27.06, |
A laser show? |
| |
还是来场激光秀 |
| 11:29.77, |
No, thank you. ?Oh, good. |
| |
-不必 谢了 -太好了 |
| 11:30.78, |
Cause I don't, I don't even know how to turn it on. |
| |
因为我根本不知道开关在哪 |
| 11:34.42, |
I'm sorry. |
| |
抱歉 |
| 11:35.43, |
I shouldn't have come here. |
| |
我不该来这里 |
| 11:38.07, |
I guess I just wanted to see who she replaced me with. |
| |
可能我只是想看看取代我的人是谁 |
| 11:41.38, |
Don't say that. |
| |
别这么说 |
| 11:43.03, |
What you two had was special. |
| |
你们俩的感情很特别 |
| 11:44.67, |
No one can replace you. |
| |
谁也取代不了你 |
| 11:46.50, |
Did she say that? |
| |
这话是她说的吗 |
| 11:47.60, |
No. |
| |
不是 |
| 11:51.65, |
I should go, right? |
| |
我该走了 对吧 |
| 11:52.53, |
Stay. |
| |
别走 |
| 11:53.13, |
Okay, I'll call you later. |
| |
好的 晚点联系 |
| 11:57.24, |
Look, if it makes you feel any better, |
| |
听着 如果这么说能让你好过点 |
| 11:59.00, |
I barely know her. |
| |
我跟她一点都不熟 |
| 12:01.31, |
And she had sex with you? |
| |
不熟她还跟你睡吗 |
| 12:04.66, |
Nell tells me you're a fireman. |
| |
妮尔说你是名消防员 |
| 12:06.00, |
What's that like? |
| |
都做些什么呀 |
| 12:16.39, |
Okay, I-I-I'm really uncomfortable |
| |
好吧 知道他在房间里面 |
| 12:18.80, |
with him back in that room. |
| |
我真的很不舒服 |
| 12:20.32, |
Why? He hasn't made a peep all day. |
| |
为什么 他一天都没出来了 |
| 12:22.19, |
Y-Y-You don't get it. |
| |
你不懂 |
| 12:23.04, |
All the years that we lived together, |
| |
我跟谢尔顿住了那么多年 |
| 12:25.04, |
he drove me crazy the whole time. |
| |
他总是能把我弄疯 |
| 12:27.08, |
And now he's not. |
| |
而现在却乖乖的 |
| 12:30.41, |
Exactly. |
| |
对啊 |
| 12:33.04, |
D-Don't look at me like that. |
| |
别用那种眼神看着我 |
| 12:34.34, |
It-it-it means he did it on purpose. |
| |
这代表他是故意的 |
| 12:37.09, |
It was a choice. |
| |
那是他的选择 |
| 12:38.59, |
That-That's like finding out Godzilla could've had Arby's |
| |
就像发现哥斯拉本来可以吃个阿比三明治 |
| 12:41.73, |
instead of Tokyo. |
| |
结果却故意去毁东京一样 |
| 12:45.33, |
I don't think they have Arby's in Japan. |
| |
我想日本应该没有阿比三明治店 |
| 12:46.80, |
Not my point. |
| |
这不是重点 |
| 12:51.45, |
Sheldon. |
| |
谢尔顿 |
| 12:53.39, |
Sheldon! |
| |
谢尔顿 |
| 12:55.84, |
I'm sorry. Am I being too loud? |
| |
抱歉 我是不是太大声了 |
| 12:59.61, |
No, you're being perfect and you know it. |
| |
不是 你表现得很完美 你心知肚明 |
| 13:02.41, |
Would you like me to be a less considerate tenant? |
| |
你希望我当一个不那么良心的租客吗 |
| 13:06.17, |
No. Yes. What...? |
| |
不是 是的 什... |
| 13:08.30, |
Stop messing with me! |
| |
别再逼疯我了 |
| 13:12.78, |
Hey, I was wrong. |
| |
我错了 |
| 13:14.14, |
There's an Arby's in Okinawa. |
| |
阿比三明治在冲绳有分店 |
| 13:21.87, |
He was best friends with her older brother, |
| |
他以前跟她哥哥是死党 |
| 13:23.72, |
but he didn't even notice her. |
| |
但他当时根本没注意到她 |
| 13:25.17, |
And then years afterward, |
| |
几年后 |
| 13:26.31, |
they randomly bumped into each other at the DMV. |
| |
他们在车管所偶遇了对方 |
| 13:28.93, |
Two hours later, they were in love. |
| |
两小时后 他们就坠入爱河了 |
| 13:31.40, |
You can really see the sparkle in his license photo. |
| |
你能从他驾驶证照片中看到眼里爱的火花 |
| 13:36.22, |
He told you all this at the planetarium? |
| |
这些都是他在天文馆跟你说的吗 |
| 13:37.81, |
No, no, we went to House of Pies. |
| |
不不 我们去馅饼屋了 |
| 13:39.18, |
He got banana cream. I got coconut. |
| |
他点了香蕉奶油 我点了椰子口味 |
| 13:40.85, |
We did halfsies. |
| |
我们分着吃 |
| 13:43.32, |
You did pie halfsies with another man? |
| |
你跟另一个男人分吃一块馅饼吗 |
| 13:46.58, |
You mean other than you? |
| |
你是指除你以外的男人吗 |
| 13:50.76, |
Yeah. |
| |
是啊 |
| 13:53.46, |
I feel bad for him, Bernie. |
| |
我很同情他 妮妮 |
| 13:55.25, |
He's a, he's a good guy. |
| |
他是个好人 |
| 13:56.74, |
Well, if you're uncomfortable with it, |
| |
如果你觉得不舒服 |
| 13:58.04, |
maybe stop sleeping with his wife. |
| |
也许就别再跟他老婆上床了 |
| 13:59.53, |
I don't think the sex is the problem. |
| |
我觉得性不是问题所在 |
| 14:01.03, |
I know for a fact I was just okay. |
| |
我很肯定相比起来我表现一般 |
| 14:04.94, |
For the record, I'm the one who introduced you to House of Pies. |
| |
我想说馅饼屋这店是我带你认识的 |
| 14:11.55, |
Sheldon? |
| |
谢尔顿 |
| 14:12.17, |
Oh, Leonard. |
| |
是莱纳德啊 |
| 14:14.80, |
Sorry, I just, I had to get out of there. |
| |
抱歉 我必须离开那里 |
| 14:17.09, |
What did he do now? |
| |
他又做了什么 |
| 14:18.14, |
Nothing. He's being a dream. |
| |
啥都没做 他简直是天使 |
| 14:22.63, |
Don't give me that look. |
| |
别那样看着我 |
| 14:23.48, |
That's how Penny looked at me. I'm not crazy. |
| |
佩妮就是用那种眼神看我 我没疯 |
| 14:25.74, |
Penny and I have the same "You're crazy" look? |
| |
佩妮和我的"你疯了"眼神一样吗 |
| 14:27.73, |
That's kind of sweet. |
| |
好甜好有爱 |
| 14:30.60, |
I know how to deal with Sheldon being Sheldon, |
| |
我懂得如何对付真实的谢尔顿 |
| 14:33.08, |
but Sheldon being a-a rational, thoughtful person? |
| |
但表现得理智又体贴的谢尔顿 |
| 14:36.42, |
I'm clueless. I-It's like |
| |
我都懵了 |
| 14:38.41, |
when my mom called last year to sing happy birthday |
| |
就像去年我妈打给我 唱生日歌给我听 |
| 14:40.80, |
and I-I just threw up. |
| |
我直接吐了 |
| 14:44.42, |
Well, if it gets to be too much, |
| |
如果太难以忍受 |
| 14:45.85, |
you can always send him back over here. |
| |
你随时可以把他赶回来这里 |
| 14:47.75, |
I made a deal with him, |
| |
我和他说好了 |
| 14:48.86, |
and besides, that wouldn't be fair to you. |
| |
再说 那样对你不公平 |
| 14:51.12, |
Well, actually, I miss him. |
| |
实际上 我挺想他的 |
| 14:52.13, |
He's been over there a lot. |
| |
他最近都泡在那边 |
| 14:53.44, |
Well, great. Tell him he can come back. |
| |
太好了 那告诉他他可以回来了 |
| 14:55.88, |
I can't. He's thinking of me and my feelings |
| |
不行 他在为我和我的感受着想 |
| 14:58.43, |
and trying to be respectful. |
| |
他想尊重我 |
| 14:59.84, |
That's what he's doing to me, too, the jerk! |
| |
他也是那样对我的 那混蛋 |
| 15:03.57, |
Stop that. |
| |
别再露出那眼神了 |
| 15:06.98, |
Hey, your mad look and Sheldon's constipated look are the same. |
| |
你生气的表情和谢尔顿便秘的表情是一样的 |
| 15:17.92, |
This is nice. |
| |
这感觉真好 |
| 15:19.12, |
It is. |
| |
是的 |
| 15:22.58, |
She used to kiss me like that. |
| |
她以前也是这样吻我的 |
| 15:26.36, |
You okay? |
| |
你还好吧 |
| 15:28.63, |
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. |
| |
没事 抱歉 |
| 15:32.13, |
Yeah. |
| |
没事 |
| 15:35.35, |
Oh, God, I'm so alone. |
| |
老天啊 我好孤单啊 |
| 15:37.58, |
Sorry, I can't do this. |
| |
抱歉 我没办法 |
| 15:39.33, |
What's going on? |
| |
怎么了 |
| 15:41.75, |
I met Oliver the other day. |
| |
我前几天遇到奥利弗了 |
| 15:44.06, |
Wait, you tracked down my husband? |
| |
等等 你去找我老公了吗 |
| 15:46.28, |
No, that would be weird. |
| |
不是 那多奇怪啊 |
| 15:47.79, |
He tracked me down, then we spent the evening together. |
| |
是他来找我 然后我们共度了一晚 |
| 15:51.73, |
I don't believe this. |
| |
真难以置信 |
| 15:53.45, |
He-he only did it because he cares about you. |
| |
他那样做都是因为他在乎你 |
| 15:56.55, |
No, he did it because he's possessive and jealous. |
| |
不 是因为他占有欲强 又爱吃醋 |
| 15:59.53, |
Really? I didn't get that at all. |
| |
真的吗 我完全没看出来 |
| 16:00.75, |
He made me feel very comfortable. |
| |
他让我感到很舒服自在 |
| 16:03.90, |
Well, I'm glad you two hit it off. |
| |
你俩"基"出火花 我倍感欣慰啊 |
| 16:05.96, |
You know, I don't think that you're being very fair to him. |
| |
其实 我觉得你对他不公平 |
| 16:09.36, |
You're taking his side? |
| |
你站他那边吗 |
| 16:11.09, |
No, but I should point out that |
| |
没有 但我要指出 |
| 16:13.06, |
he did offer to go to counseling, so at least one of you is trying. |
| |
他提议过做婚姻咨询 所以至少他在努力挽回 |
| 16:17.44, |
You're crazier than he is. |
| |
你比他还神经病 |
| 16:19.08, |
I'll tell you what, just give him one more chance |
| |
这样吧 你再给他一次机会 |
| 16:22.17, |
and if it doesn't work out, |
| |
如果还是不成功 |
| 16:23.43, |
I'll be happy to keep sleeping with you. |
| |
我很乐意继续和你打炮 |
| 16:27.76, |
You would? |
| |
你很乐意是吧 |
| 16:30.59, |
Either way, you've got yourself a fella. |
| |
不管哪种结果 你都会有男人 |
| 16:32.63, |
Like, how nice is that? |
| |
这多棒啊 |
| 16:39.64, |
Hey, Sheldon. |
| |
谢尔顿 |
| 16:43.87, |
Hello. |
| |
你好 |
| 16:44.71, |
So, your contract provides for a three-day trial period, |
| |
你的合同规定有三天试用期 |
| 16:48.99, |
and I don't think this is working out. |
| |
我觉得这事还是行不通 |
| 16:50.99, |
So, to put it in legal terms, |
| |
所以 用法律术语来说 |
| 16:52.57, |
the party of the first part would like |
| |
就是合同甲方 |
| 16:54.54, |
the party of the second part to get out. |
| |
希望合同乙方滚蛋 |
| 16:58.87, |
What time does the trial period end? |
| |
试用期几点结束 |
| 17:01.53, |
12:00, noon. |
| |
中午12点 |
| 17:02.57, |
Yeah-- what does it say after that? |
| |
那后面还写了什么 |
| 17:09.25, |
Eastern Standard Time. |
| |
东部标准时间 |
| 17:09.25, |
剧中主角所在的西部比东部慢三小时 |
| |
|
| 17:12.83, |
That was three hours ago. |
| |
那是3小时前的事了 |
| 17:14.97, |
And, uh, since you didn't exercise your right to revoke, |
| |
既然你没有行使废除合约的权利 |
| 17:18.01, |
I exercised my right to extend, |
| |
我要行使我的权利来延长合约 |
| 17:20.80, |
triggering this long-form rental agreement... |
| |
这令这份超详细的租赁合同开始生效 |
| 17:26.54, |
...of which you're already in violation. |
| |
而你已经违反了上面的条约 |
| 17:29.54, |
This is just a-a bunch of paper. |
| |
这不过是一堆纸张 |
| 17:31.42, |
You can't enforce this. |
| |
你无法强制执行 |
| 17:33.45, |
Hire a lawyer. Let's find out. |
| |
请个律师 我们见分晓 |
| 17:37.28, |
This is not happening. |
| |
这事不是真的 |
| 17:38.89, |
Be that as it may, |
| |
随你怎么想 |
| 17:39.91, |
page nine says that you have to provide me |
| |
但第九页写着你得为我提供 |
| 17:41.86, |
with lemon-flavored sparkling waters, so... chop-chop. |
| |
柠檬味的气泡水 所以赶紧的 |
| 17:50.40, |
Hey, how'd it go? |
| |
结果如何 |
| 17:51.35, |
Well, apparently he's not leaving |
| |
显然他是不会走了 |
| 17:53.61, |
and I have to go get him sparkling water. |
| |
而我还得给他弄气泡水来 |
| 17:57.72, |
Why are you smiling? |
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你为什么在笑 |
| 17:59.38, |
I don't know. It just feels right. |
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我也不知道 就是感觉对了 |
| 18:14.52, |
...through the stars. |
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漫步群星之中 |
| 18:21.45, |
Hey, buddy. |
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你好啊 兄弟 |
| 18:23.80, |
I talked to Nell. |
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我和妮尔谈过了 |
| 18:24.90, |
She was pretty upset after you left. |
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你走了之后她很不高兴 |
| 18:26.88, |
- Yeah, I'm sorry. - No. No, no, no. |
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我很抱歉-不 不不 |
| 18:29.59, |
She told me that you said something so creepy |
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她说你说了一些很诡异变态的话 |
| 18:31.74, |
that I seemed great in comparison. |
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相比之下 我显得很棒 |
| 18:34.71, |
I know exactly what it was. |
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我知道是哪句话 |
| 18:36.78, |
I... no, actually, |
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不 其实 |
| 18:37.23, |
there was a couple of things it could've been. |
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有几句都有可能 |
| 18:38.62, |
Whichever one it was, it was creepy. |
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无论是哪句 都很诡异变态 |
| 18:41.81, |
Anyway, uh, I went over to comfort her, |
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总之 我去安慰了她 |
| 18:44.00, |
and we talked, and I think we're gonna give it another chance. |
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我们谈了一下 貌似我们会再给彼此一次机会 |
| 18:47.74, |
I'm so happy for you! |
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我真为你高兴 |
| 18:51.05, |
We should celebrate. |
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我们应该庆祝一下 |
| 18:53.33, |
House of Pies? |
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去馅饼屋吗 |
| 18:54.29, |
You know it. |
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那还用说吗 |
| 18:59.12, |
Should we invite Nell? |
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要叫上妮尔吗 |
| 19:00.50, |
Do we have to? |
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有必要吗 |
| 19:01.63, |
Nah. |
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算了吧 |
