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第十一季 第十六集 |
| 00:11.02, |
Howie? Howie, wake up. |
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华仔 华仔 醒醒 |
| 00:13.30, |
It's time. |
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时候到了 |
| 00:14.61, |
Oh. Did your water break? |
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你羊水破了吗 |
| 00:16.03, |
No. |
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没有 |
| 00:17.84, |
Are you feeling any contractions? |
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开始宫缩了吗 |
| 00:19.21, |
No. |
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没有 |
| 00:21.42, |
Wait. Well, where are you going? |
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等等 那你要去哪里呢 |
| 00:22.90, |
To the hospital. |
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去医院啊 |
| 00:24.03, |
Today's my due date, and this crap needs to end now. |
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今天是预产日 老娘想赶紧解决这破事 |
| 00:29.17, |
Honey, babies don't always come on their due date. |
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亲爱的 孩子不一定会在预产日出生 |
| 00:32.79, |
Halley was two weeks late. |
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哈雷就晚了两周啊 |
| 00:36.21, |
But this baby's a boy. |
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不过这孩子是男孩 |
| 00:38.58, |
They don't take as long to get ready. |
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男孩"出门"通常不需要准备那么久 |
| 00:42.36, |
What are you doing? |
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你在干嘛 |
| 00:43.36, |
I'm making the situation better with humor. |
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我在用幽默缓解情况啊 |
| 00:46.78, |
Are you? |
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有缓解到吗 |
| 00:49.28, |
Would you rather me make it better with magic? |
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那你要我用变魔术来缓解吗 |
| 00:52.35, |
- Go back to sleep. - Ta-da! |
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睡觉吧-我变 |
| 01:03.03, |
You know, I hear that sex can induce labor. |
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对了 我听说做爱能诱发分娩 |
| 01:05.31, |
Anything for my family. |
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为了家庭我愿付出一切 |
| 01:34.15, |
I believe today is Bernadette's due date. |
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我知道今天是伯纳黛特的预产日 |
| 01:38.39, |
How do you know that? |
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你怎么知道 |
| 01:39.75, |
Easy. 40 weeks from the date of her last period. |
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简单 她最后一次月经的40周后 |
| 01:44.56, |
And why do you know that? |
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那你怎么会知道她经期 |
| 01:46.87, |
Well, excuse me for taking an interest in people. |
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我关心别人是我的错 "抱歉"啊 |
| 01:51.72, |
So, any day now. |
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随时都可能出生 |
| 01:53.28, |
Oh, I don't know. |
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我也不知道了 |
| 01:54.47, |
We went to the doctor this morning, |
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今早去看了医生 |
| 01:55.58, |
and she said it could still be another week or two. |
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医生说可能还得等一两周 |
| 01:57.92, |
How's Bernadette holding up? |
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伯纳黛特人还好吗 |
| 01:59.52, |
It's pretty rough. |
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还挺难的 |
| 02:01.43, |
She's having a hard time. |
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她很难受 |
| 02:06.52, |
Why are you smiling? |
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那你为什么在笑 |
| 02:07.50, |
I had sex twice last night. |
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我昨晚做了两次爱 |
| 02:09.84, |
That's not fair! She's on bed rest. |
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你这样是不对的 人家在卧床休养 |
| 02:11.99, |
She can't run away. |
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没办法逃走 |
| 02:14.79, |
It was her idea. |
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是她提议的 |
| 02:15.81, |
She read that it can start labor. |
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她在哪读到性爱可以诱发分娩 |
| 02:18.08, |
Is that true? |
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这是真的吗 |
| 02:19.30, |
Well, I would have Googled it, |
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我本来也想上网搜搜 |
| 02:19.99, |
but I was busy taking my pants off. |
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但我的手忙着脱裤子 |
| 02:24.77, |
Yeah, not to brag, but Amy's last birthday |
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我没有要炫耀 但艾米上次生日 |
| 02:27.33, |
brought my coital tally up to four. |
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让我跟她的交媾次数达到了四次 |
| 02:31.21, |
Whatever you're doing, it's not bragging. |
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我能确定你这个绝对不是炫耀 |
| 02:35.12, |
- Hey, guys. - ?Hey. |
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各位好-你好啊 |
| 02:35.97, |
?Hey, I was just talking about you. |
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你来啦 我刚才正聊到你呢 |
| 02:37.98, |
- Oh, should I ask? - You should not. |
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我该问聊什么吗-万万不该 |
| 02:41.92, |
I'm trying to get our grant proposal together. |
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我想要把我们的拨款提案给写完 |
| 02:43.69, |
Any chance you've finished up those mechanical drawings? |
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你把那些机械制图弄完了吗 |
| 02:45.55, |
Oh, sorry. I was gonna do it last night, |
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抱歉 我本来昨晚应该画完的 |
| 02:47.39, |
but I got kind of busy. |
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结果有事情耽搁了 |
| 02:48.51, |
Yeah, you did. |
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是啊 有"事情" |
| 02:52.39, |
What are they talking about? |
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他们在说什么 |
| 02:53.69, |
I'll give you a hint. |
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我给你个提示 |
| 02:54.99, |
It's something that we have done four times. |
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是某件我跟你做过四次的事 |
| 02:58.69, |
Watched La La Land? |
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看爱情歌舞片《爱乐之城》吗 |
| 03:00.19, |
What? No. No. |
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什么 没有 才没有 |
| 03:02.24, |
I've not watched La La Land four times. |
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我才没有看四遍《爱乐之城》 |
| 03:05.12, |
If you find the soundtrack on my phone, |
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如果你们在我手机上发现它的原声带 |
| 03:06.61, |
that's just 'cause our iTunes accounts are linked. |
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那只是因为我跟艾米的下载账号相关联 |
| 03:10.81, |
Looks like I might have a little more time |
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貌似在孩子出生前 |
| 03:12.22, |
before the baby gets here, |
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我应该还有点空闲时间 |
| 03:13.45, |
so why don't we just stay late and get it done? |
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要不我们挑灯夜战做完它吧 |
| 03:15.62, |
Well, I don't want you to leave Bernadette alone. |
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可我也不想你丢下伯纳黛特一个人啊 |
| 03:17.41, |
Oh, we can hang out and keep her company. |
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我们可以去她家陪她啊 |
| 03:19.33, |
- Yeah, absolutely. - See, see. Look at my Netflix queue. |
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对啊-看啊 看我的线上视频待看列表 |
| 03:21.69, |
There's two documentaries |
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两部纪录片 |
| 03:22.78, |
and the movie Friends with Benefits, |
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还有电影《朋友也上床》[朋友有福利] |
| 03:24.32, |
which I thought was a documentary |
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我本来以为这也是纪录片 |
| 03:25.79, |
about employer health care plans. |
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讲雇主提供健康保险 |
| 03:30.84, |
Hey, Bernie, it's me. |
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妮妮 是我 |
| 03:32.85, |
I let myself in. |
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我自己开门进来啦 |
| 03:35.14, |
Hey. |
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你来啦 |
| 03:37.46, |
What are you doing? |
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你这是在干嘛 |
| 03:38.44, |
I thought you were supposed to be on bed rest. |
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你不是应该卧床休养吗 |
| 03:40.13, |
That's done, but I've been on stair rest |
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已经不用了 但我已经在这楼梯上 |
| 03:41.99, |
for the last 45 minutes. |
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楼梯休养了足足45分钟了 |
| 03:44.34, |
Here, let me help you. ?Yeah. |
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来 我扶你起来 |
| 03:46.46, |
If you really want to help, put on a rubber glove, |
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你要是真想帮忙我 就带上橡胶手套 |
| 03:48.17, |
reach on up there and start pulling. |
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手伸进来帮我把小孩拉出来 |
| 03:51.10, |
I know you're joking, but I grew up on a farm. |
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我知道你是在开玩笑 但我在农场长大 |
| 03:52.86, |
I'll do it. |
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我真敢帮你 |
| 03:54.47, |
Oh, I just want this to be over. |
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我就想赶紧生了了事 |
| 03:57.15, |
You know, when my yoga instructor was pregnant, |
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我的瑜伽老师怀孕的时候 |
| 03:58.92, |
she told me there are tons of poses |
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她说有很多姿势 |
| 04:00.33, |
that put her right into labor. |
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帮助她开始分娩 |
| 04:01.90, |
I'll try, |
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我乐意一试 |
| 04:02.76, |
but I feel like bendy poses are what got me into this mess. |
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但感觉就是柔软"姿势"害我走到这一步 |
| 04:08.06, |
Okay, we're gonna start with some nice breathing exercises. |
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我们先从平和的呼吸运动开始 |
| 04:13.36, |
Sorry. I can't think of anything except how flat your belly is. |
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抱歉 我满脑子都在想你的肚子有多平坦 |
| 04:17.96, |
Oh, thank you. |
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谢谢夸奖 |
| 04:20.12, |
Go put on some more clothes, you bitch. |
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去多穿点衣服 你个贱人 |
| 04:27.52, |
Okay, we go down... |
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好的 我们蹲下去 |
| 04:31.22, |
and back up. |
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再站起来 |
| 04:36.78, |
And back up! |
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再站起来 |
| 04:38.01, |
Yeah, hearing you is not the problem. |
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我有障碍的又不是听力 |
| 04:43.31, |
Put that phone away! |
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不许拍 |
| 04:44.45, |
Smile. |
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笑一个 |
| 04:48.30, |
I'm telling you, there's an acupressure point |
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相信我 有一个穴道[三阴交穴] |
| 04:50.71, |
right above your ankle that can induce contractions. |
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就在你的脚踝上方 能帮助诱发宫缩 |
| 04:53.69, |
All right, but just a warning. |
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行吧 但我警告你一下 |
| 04:55.58, |
My feet are a little swollen. |
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我的脚有点水肿 |
| 04:57.03, |
Oh, please, Bernadette. |
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没事啦 伯纳黛特 |
| 04:58.23, |
I'm sure this-- okay. |
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我敢肯定... 哎妈 |
| 05:02.51, |
What? |
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怎么了 |
| 05:03.09, |
Nothing. Your ankles look fine, and not at all |
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没什么 你的脚踝很正常啊 一点都不像 |
| 05:06.34, |
like I just popped open a can of crescent rolls. |
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我刚打开了一盒羊角包的面团 |
| 05:11.61, |
My mother believes that if you're not prepared mentally, |
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我母亲相信 如果你精神上没准备好 |
| 05:13.89, |
it can delay your body from going into labor. |
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有可能会影响你的身体推迟开始分娩 |
| 05:15.99, |
So what are you trying to say? It's my fault? |
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所以你什么意思 这是我自己的错吗 |
| 05:21.21, |
Raj is crazy. |
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拉杰神经病啊 |
| 05:22.28, |
Your ankles aren't that gross. |
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你的脚踝才没那么恶心 |
| 05:30.44, |
Hello. |
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你好啊 |
| 05:31.45, |
Let me guess. You're here to try to get me to go into labor. |
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让我猜猜 你也是来帮忙催生的 |
| 05:34.45, |
Oh, please. I'm disgusted when people sneeze, |
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怎么可能 我连别人打喷嚏都恶心 |
| 05:37.92, |
and that's just stuff coming out of their nose. |
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那还只是他们鼻子有东西跑出来 |
| 05:41.18, |
No. |
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不是的 |
| 05:41.68, |
I am here to sit with you and keep you company. |
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我只是来坐在你身旁陪着你而已 |
| 05:45.12, |
Oh, that's nice. |
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那真好 |
| 05:46.30, |
Yeah, by playing the most complicated board game |
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陪伴的方式是 跟你玩一个桌游史上 |
| 05:49.49, |
ever invented: Campaign for North Africa. |
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最复杂的一款游戏《北非战役》 |
| 05:54.82, |
I bought it off eBay. |
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我从网上买的 |
| 05:55.97, |
It smells a little like chili, but all the pieces are there. |
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味道闻起来像辣椒 不过所有的配件都齐全 |
| 06:01.11, |
Come on, baby. |
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快出生吧 宝贝 |
| 06:02.18, |
Get out here right now and I'll buy you a pony. |
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现在快出生救老妈 我就给你买小马 |
| 06:08.63, |
Are there any engineers on the grant committee? |
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拨款委员会里有人是工程师吗 |
| 06:11.29, |
I don't know. Why? |
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我不知道啊 为什么 |
| 06:12.35, |
I didn't have time to figure out |
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我没有时间去想出 |
| 06:13.26, |
the three-input hydraulic manifold, |
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三轮入加液压系统分路阀箱 |
| 06:15.10, |
so this diagram is really just a flux capacitor |
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所以这个图其实只是个通量电容器 |
| 06:17.41, |
from Back to the Future. |
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源自电影《回到未来》 |
| 06:20.74, |
I'm sorry this is on such short notice. |
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抱歉这么急着要 |
| 06:22.86, |
Hey, I just wish I could be there when you present it. |
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我只是希望你发表的时候我能去陪你呢 |
| 06:25.78, |
That's okay. |
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没事的 |
| 06:26.83, |
It's more important that you spend time with Michael. |
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你花时间陪麦克才是正经事 |
| 06:29.52, |
Who's Michael? |
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谁是麦克 |
| 06:32.11, |
Uh, your son? |
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你儿子啊 |
| 06:34.00, |
No, it's not. |
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什么 才不是 |
| 06:35.02, |
My son doesn't have a name yet. |
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我儿子还没取名呢 |
| 06:41.29, |
Okay, well, then, Bernadette's son. |
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好吧 那就是伯纳黛特的儿子 |
| 06:45.33, |
I can't believe her. |
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我真是要气死 |
| 06:46.20, |
She knows I don't want to name the baby after her dad. |
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她明知道我不想要孩子取她爸爸的名字 |
| 06:49.61, |
- What did you want to name him? - I don't know. |
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那你想取什么名字-我不知道啊 |
| 06:52.11, |
We were gonna wait until we saw what he looked like. |
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我们本来想等到看他长什么样子再决定 |
| 06:54.23, |
Well, it's a baby. |
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皱巴巴的光头婴儿 |
| 06:56.28, |
Her dad's a wrinkly bald man. |
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她老爸也是满脸皱纹的光头佬 |
| 06:57.71, |
That wasn't gonna break your way. |
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你就算等也杀不出条血路啊 |
| 07:09.23, |
Ah, come on! |
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我靠 |
| 07:13.56, |
Welcome to the next five to eight weeks of your life. |
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跟你接下来五到八周的人生问好 |
| 07:17.93, |
Sheldon, I said I didn't want to play your game. |
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谢尔顿 我说了我不想玩你的游戏 |
| 07:20.40, |
Well, then don't think of it as a game. |
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那你就别把它想成是游戏 |
| 07:22.13, |
Think of it as a source of information |
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把它想成是在传授你有关 |
| 07:24.99, |
about one of the lesser known campaigns of World War II. |
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二战中一场较不为人熟悉的战役的知识 |
| 07:29.96, |
You're right. |
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你说得对 |
| 07:30.48, |
That's so much better. |
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还真是"好"了许多 |
| 07:32.68, |
I know, right? |
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是啊 我说的没错吧 |
| 07:34.45, |
Okay, first, we need to roll to determine the weather. |
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首先 我们得先来摇骰子决定天气 |
| 07:37.79, |
It's a desert. Isn't it gonna be hot? |
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是沙漠 天气不应该就是炎热吗 |
| 07:56.07, |
Yes. |
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是的 |
| 08:00.96, |
Michael? Really, you think we're naming him Michael? |
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麦克 是吗 你觉得我们要把孩子取麦克吗 |
| 08:04.16, |
Not now, Howard. |
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之后再谈 霍华德 |
| 08:05.38, |
I'm in the middle of a game. |
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我在游戏中呢 |
| 08:08.78, |
You wish. You are hundreds of hours away from the middle. |
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你想得美 我们离游戏中期还有几百小时呢 |
| 08:17.34, |
I can't believe you're trying to hijack our son's name. |
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我真没想到你居然想强取我们儿子的名字 |
| 08:21.24, |
Bernie? |
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妮妮 |
| 08:24.87, |
This is as fast as I move! Calm down! |
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我最快只能走这么快 冷静 |
| 08:35.53, |
So you're just gonna name him Michael? |
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你就打算直接就取麦克吗 |
| 08:38.25, |
Were you even gonna tell me? |
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你打算什么时候告诉我 |
| 08:39.48, |
I told you. |
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我跟你说过了 |
| 08:40.88, |
When? |
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什么时候 |
| 08:42.39, |
Oh, right. That was Amy. |
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好啦 我是跟艾米说过 |
| 08:46.85, |
What's wrong with Michael? It's my dad's name. |
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取麦克哪里不好了 是我爸的名字 |
| 08:49.30, |
I don't want to name our son after your father. |
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我不想我们孩子以你爸爸为名 |
| 08:55.73, |
I didn't want to say this, but he's dying. |
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我本来不想说 但我爸要去世了 |
| 08:59.61, |
He is? |
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真的吗 |
| 09:01.58, |
Eventually. I mean, you see the way the man eats. |
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总有一天啊 你看看他的饮食习惯 |
| 09:05.61, |
Okay, is this the hormones, |
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所以是荷尔蒙作祟 |
| 09:07.44, |
or have you always been a lunatic? |
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还是你其实一直都是神经病 |
| 09:11.38, |
I don't even know anymore. |
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我也说不准了 |
| 09:14.80, |
Bernie, this is our kid's name. |
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妮妮 这是我们孩子的名字 |
| 09:17.12, |
I think we should both agree. |
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我们应该双方都同意吧 |
| 09:19.92, |
You're right. We both made this baby. |
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是啦 我们一起造的孩子 |
| 09:22.66, |
Thank you. |
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谢谢理解 |
| 09:24.08, |
And I carried it, had to stay in bed for four months, |
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而我怀着他 为他卧床休养四个月 |
| 09:26.20, |
sacrificed my body and my job, |
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牺牲我的身体与工作 |
| 09:28.07, |
and soon it's gonna burst its way out of me |
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而且他很快就要从我下面破"门"而出 |
| 09:29.43, |
like the Kool-Aid Man. |
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就像广告里破墙的小人一样 |
| 09:33.48, |
Exactly. Fifty-fifty. |
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对啊 苦劳一人一半 |
| 09:39.11, |
I think I got Bernadette in trouble. |
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我好像害伯纳黛特有麻烦了 |
| 09:40.56, |
Maybe we should go. |
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或许我们该走了 |
| 09:41.92, |
I-I can't. |
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我不能走 |
| 09:43.06, |
She and I are playing Campaign for North Africa. |
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我跟她在玩《北非战役》呢 |
| 09:47.11, |
She doesn't want to play that. Hmm? |
| |
她都不想玩这游戏 |
| 09:49.38, |
Neither did the Egyptians, but that didn't stop Rommel. |
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当年埃及人也不想 但名将隆美尔还是入侵了啊 |
| 09:54.20, |
Hey! I brought Chinese. |
| |
我带中餐[中国人]来了 |
| 09:56.30, |
And I brought Indian. |
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而我带印度人来了 |
| 09:59.77, |
What are you guys doing here? |
| |
你们来干嘛呀 |
| 10:01.15, |
Sheldon texted and said |
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谢尔顿发短信来说 |
| 10:02.39, |
Bernadette wanted us all to come over. |
| |
博纳黛特叫我们一起过来 |
| 10:07.47, |
The game's best with five to ten players. |
| |
这游戏最适合5到10个玩家一起玩 |
| 10:13.27, |
Okay, if it's not Michael, then what do you want to name him? |
| |
如果不叫麦克 那你想取什么名字 |
| 10:16.00, |
Harry, like Potter or Houdini. |
| |
哈里 就像波特或者胡迪尼[魔术大师]的名字 |
| 10:20.85, |
It doesn't bother you that I have an old boyfriend named Harry? |
| |
我以前有个男朋友就叫哈里 你不介意吧 |
| 10:24.58, |
Okay. |
| |
好吧 |
| 10:27.32, |
How 'bout Al or Max or... |
| |
艾尔或者马克斯如何... |
| 10:30.04, |
Ted or Kevin? |
| |
泰德或者凯文 |
| 10:32.29, |
Same answer. |
| |
都在此列 |
| 10:34.80, |
Hey, Bernadette, it's your turn. |
| |
博纳黛特 该你了 |
| 10:36.36, |
Penny's air force |
| |
佩妮的空军 |
| 10:37.44, |
is strafing your supply line in Tobruk. |
| |
正在扫荡你位于托布鲁克的供应线 |
| 10:41.05, |
We're kind of busy. |
| |
我们正忙着呢 |
| 10:42.19, |
Oh. 'Kay. But you're being pretty rude. |
| |
好吧 不过你这样挺没礼貌啊 |
| 10:45.00, |
Everyone did come over to play this game with you. |
| |
大伙特地过来陪你一起玩桌游呢 |
| 10:50.12, |
You know, I always thought Christian was a nice name. |
| |
我一直觉得克里斯提安[天主教徒]不错 |
| 10:53.03, |
I don't know. |
| |
我不知道 |
| 10:53.96, |
Sounds a little too uncircumcised. |
| |
一听就有没割包皮过的非犹太风 |
| 10:58.50, |
Bernadette, it's your turn. |
| |
博纳黛特 该你了 |
| 11:00.10, |
What about Greg? |
| |
叫格雷格如何 |
| 11:01.25, |
All right, I'll just roll for you. |
| |
算了 我帮你掷骰子 |
| 11:04.29, |
Ooh! That is a good one! |
| |
哇 这个不错 |
| 11:06.22, |
Your troops' morale rating is pretty high. |
| |
你部队的士气评分真是旺旺旺 |
| 11:08.72, |
Now, Leonard, as the defender, |
| |
莱纳德 作为守军 |
| 11:10.42, |
we need to subtract your morale rating |
| |
我们需要从伯纳黛特的士气评分中 |
| 11:12.34, |
from Bernadette's to get a final |
| |
减去你的士气评分 |
| 11:13.70, |
adjusted morale rating for the assault. |
| |
以获得本次袭击的最终士气评分 |
| 11:15.88, |
And I will just check the assault differential column. |
| |
然后我再检查一下袭击的微分塔式 |
| 11:19.10, |
Ooh! Who said war was hell? |
| |
哈哈 谁说战争即是地狱来着 |
| 11:22.08, |
Yeah, that's a rhetorical question. |
| |
我说的是个修辞反问句 |
| 11:23.76, |
威廉·谢尔曼美国内战时期联邦军著名将领 |
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| 11:23.76, |
Sherman said it. |
| |
这句话是谢尔曼说的 |
| 11:25.54, |
What about Sherman? |
| |
叫谢尔曼如何 |
| 11:26.54, |
Like, Sherman Wolowitz. |
| |
谢尔曼·沃罗威茨 |
| 11:28.17, |
Yeah, that's a kid who's gonna take his mother to prom. |
| |
这孩子以后毕业舞会后只能带他妈去 |
| 11:33.30, |
Hey, Howard, you did that, right? |
| |
霍华德 你不就带你妈当伴了吗 |
| 11:37.26, |
I didn't take her. She chaperoned. |
| |
她不是我的伴 她是来当监护人 |
| 11:39.94, |
We slow-danced once. |
| |
我们只跳了一支慢舞 |
| 11:43.79, |
What about Paul? |
| |
叫保罗如何 |
| 11:45.74, |
Paul. Paul Wolowitz. |
| |
帕罗 帕罗·沃洛维茨 |
| 11:48.44, |
I like it. |
| |
我喜欢这个名字 |
| 11:49.31, |
Ooh, like "Koothra-paul-I." |
| |
就像库萨"帕"里 |
| 11:53.29, |
Okay, you ruined it. |
| |
你把这名字毁了 |
| 11:56.30, |
All right, that moves us on to the tactical shipping phase. |
| |
现在我们进入战术运输阶段 |
| 11:59.37, |
Penny, I believe, as logistics commander, that's you. |
| |
佩妮 你是我们的后勤指挥官 |
| 12:02.42, |
Okay. I surrender. |
| |
好的 我投降 |
| 12:05.85, |
Nice try, Penny. |
| |
想得美 佩妮 |
| 12:07.01, |
It takes more than everybody not enjoying it |
| |
但是想让谢尔顿·库珀终止游戏 |
| 12:09.21, |
to stop a game with Sheldon Cooper. |
| |
光靠所有人的厌恶是不够的 |
| 12:12.49, |
Sheldon, we're talking about something important here. |
| |
谢尔顿 我们正在讨论很重要的事 |
| 12:15.13, |
Fine. |
| |
好吧 |
| 12:15.85, |
If you pick a baby name, can we get back to playing? |
| |
如果你们选好了宝宝的名字 我们可以继续玩吗 |
| 12:18.44, |
Sure. |
| |
好呀 |
| 12:19.01, |
All right, here we go. |
| |
很好 开始吧 |
| 12:20.51, |
Ranatanata. |
| |
罗纳塔娜塔 |
| 12:23.89, |
You can't name him Ranatanata. |
| |
你不能给他取名罗纳塔娜塔 |
| 12:25.82, |
Oh, right, it's a boy. That'd be ridiculous. |
| |
对哦 这是男孩 这名字不合适 |
| 12:29.30, |
What about Ozymandias? |
| |
那就叫奥兹曼迪亚斯 |
| 12:32.71, |
Are you making these up or having a stroke? |
| |
你是胡乱编的还是中风发作了呀 |
| 12:36.24, |
Ozymandias is from a poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley. |
| |
奥兹曼迪亚斯来自于珀西·比希·雪莱的诗 |
| 12:39.39, |
Oh, oh! Bysshe Wolowitz. |
| |
有了 比希·沃罗威茨 |
| 12:41.26, |
Solved. Back to the game. |
| |
解决了 继续游戏吧 |
| 12:44.24, |
Heyo! Sandstorm! |
| |
呀呀 沙尘暴 |
| 12:48.29, |
Some people name their kids after places. |
| |
有些人会以地名为孩子命名 |
| 12:50.69, |
位于华盛顿州的城市 |
| |
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| 12:50.69, |
Like what, Walla Walla Wolowitz? |
| |
比如瓦拉瓦拉·沃罗威茨 |
| 12:55.72, |
If you think that is better than Ozymandias Wolowitz, |
| |
如果你觉得这比奥兹曼迪亚斯·沃罗威茨好 |
| 12:58.33, |
then you have been breathing in the poisonous gas |
| |
那你一定是吸多了由我的部队 |
| 13:00.08, |
that my troops illegally dispersed. |
| |
非法释放的有毒气体 |
| 13:04.02, |
You okay? |
| |
你还好吧 |
| 13:04.68, |
Uh, I think that was a contraction. |
| |
我好像开始宫缩了 |
| 13:06.93, |
Is it time? Do we need to go to the hospital? |
| |
快生了吗 我们要去医院吗 |
| 13:09.12, |
No. We've been through this before. |
| |
不用 上次已经有过这样了 |
| 13:10.30, |
My water hasn't even broken yet. |
| |
我的羊水还没有破呢 |
| 13:12.19, |
Never mind your water. |
| |
别管你的羊水了 |
| 13:13.63, |
在分娩开始时 粘液栓可能会先行排出 |
| |
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| 13:13.63, |
Has your mucus plug popped out? |
| |
你的宫颈粘液栓排出来了吗 |
| 13:17.17, |
Ew, no! |
| |
呕 才没有呢 |
| 13:18.64, |
Oh, you're right. We probably would've heard that. |
| |
你说得对 如果排出来我们应该能听见 |
| 13:21.18, |
It's not a champagne cork. |
| |
粘液栓又不是香槟瓶栓 |
| 13:22.83, |
Although that would be festive. |
| |
当然那样的话也挺喜庆的 |
| 13:26.77, |
You know what, maybe we should go. |
| |
我们还是先去医院吧 |
| 13:28.38, |
Did you have another contraction? |
| |
你又感受到宫缩了吗 |
| 13:29.81, |
No. I'm just worried that Sheldon's gonna say |
| |
不 我只是担心谢尔顿又要提到 |
| 13:31.48, |
mucus plug again. |
| |
粘液栓 |
| 13:34.37, |
And I'm worried one's gonna hit me in the eye. |
| |
我还担心它会弹到我的眼睛上呢 |
| 13:37.51, |
Yep, it's time. |
| |
该走了 |
| 13:38.76, |
Should we take two cars? |
| |
我们是开两辆车去吗 |
| 13:39.91, |
Uh, actually, could you stay here and watch Halley? |
| |
你们能留下来照顾哈雷吗 |
| 13:42.20, |
That way we don't have to wait for Bernadette's parents. |
| |
这样我们就不用等博纳黛特的父母了 |
| 13:44.20, |
Yeah, you guys go. We'll take care of her. |
| |
你们走吧 我们会照顾她的 |
| 13:45.57, |
You have nothing to worry about. |
| |
你们什么都别担心 |
| 13:46.96, |
Well, not nothing. There are U-boats approaching the Suez Canal. |
| |
那倒不尽然 潜水艇正在驶近苏伊士运河 |
| 13:52.41, |
It's too late for us. Go, go! |
| |
我们逃不掉了 你们快走吧 |
| 13:53.80, |
Save yourselves! |
| |
赶紧逃命 |
| 13:56.39, |
Suez? Birth? It's a big night for canals. |
| |
苏伊士 出生日 运河今夜逢吉时 |
| 14:04.95, |
How you feeling? |
| |
你还好吧 |
| 14:08.26, |
But I am really excited to meet our son. |
| |
但我好期待见到我们的儿子 |
| 14:11.04, |
Me, too. I thought I'd be super freaked out. |
| |
我也是 我以为自己会吓死 |
| 14:13.98, |
But I'm ready for this. |
| |
但我已经准备好了 |
| 14:17.97, |
Well, not the part where you're in labor |
| |
除了你分娩时 |
| 14:19.61, |
and you squeeze my fingers till they turn blue. |
| |
用力过猛把我的手指捏紫这部分 |
| 14:23.01, |
I'm sorry. |
| |
抱歉 |
| 14:24.16, |
That must be really painful for you. |
| |
你一定很痛吧 |
| 14:29.09, |
It is. |
| |
对啊 |
| 14:29.76, |
I mean, last time, I... |
| |
你知道上次我都... |
| 14:30.97, |
Okay, |
| |
好吧 |
| 14:31.93, |
I see what you're doing. |
| |
我明白你的意思了 |
| 14:37.31, |
It's a big one. |
| |
这次宫缩好痛 |
| 14:39.30, |
Just breathe. ? |
| |
赶紧吸气 |
| 14:42.98, |
Okay. |
| |
好了 |
| 14:44.35, |
Okay, I'm good. |
| |
好了 没事了 |
| 14:48.05, |
I'm sorry I tried to sneak the name past you. |
| |
抱歉我想背着你偷偷取名字 |
| 14:50.30, |
That's okay. |
| |
没关系 |
| 14:51.78, |
I'm sorry I used up so many good names in college. |
| |
抱歉我上大学时"干"掉了太多的好名字 |
| 14:57.44, |
I was really competitive with my roommate. |
| |
我那时候很爱跟室友比较 |
| 15:02.32, |
Forget about it. |
| |
忘了这事吧 |
| 15:04.34, |
Please. |
| |
求求你 |
| 15:08.84, |
You know what, maybe we're putting too much pressure on this. |
| |
也许我们把自己逼得太紧了 |
| 15:10.70, |
It doesn't matter what we name him. |
| |
不管我们给他取什么名字 |
| 15:12.63, |
He's gonna be amazing. |
| |
他都会是个棒小伙儿 |
| 15:14.21, |
You're right. |
| |
你说得对 |
| 15:15.94, |
This kid is part you and part me. |
| |
这孩子有你的一半 有我的一半 |
| 15:19.02, |
Yeah. He's gonna be smart and kind and funny. |
| |
没错 他一定会聪明善良又有趣 |
| 15:22.79, |
If he cracks five-foot-six, it'll be a miracle. |
| |
如果他能超过1米67 那就是神迹了 |
| 15:27.82, |
I've always liked the name Elliott. |
| |
我一直很喜欢艾略特这个名 |
| 15:29.53, |
Sorry, can't have it. That's my boy name. |
| |
抱歉 不能用 那是我儿子的名字 |
| 15:32.16, |
I said it first. |
| |
我先说的 |
| 15:33.60, |
It's not like calling dibs. |
| |
这又不是先喊先得 |
| 15:35.45, |
Yes, it is. It's exactly like that. |
| |
这就是先喊先得 |
| 15:37.38, |
Dibs on Elliott. |
| |
艾略特是我的了 |
| 15:39.41, |
I-I'm just saying, we might get there first. |
| |
我只是说 我们很有可能先用上 |
| 15:42.28, |
You only have sex once a year. |
| |
你俩一年才睡一次 |
| 15:43.50, |
I'll probably have sex tonight. |
| |
我有可能今晚就滚床单呢 |
| 15:47.60, |
Fine, you can have Elliott. |
| |
好吧 艾略特给你吧 |
| 15:51.24, |
When did you pick out our kids' names? |
| |
你什么时候连我们孩子的名都想好了 |
| 15:52.95, |
Remember that day you moved into the building? |
| |
还记得你搬进大楼的那天吗 |
| 15:55.37, |
Yes. |
| |
记得呀 |
| 15:58.37, |
A non-creepy amount of time after that. |
| |
相隔了一段不会吓到人的时间后想的 |
| 16:03.11, |
Yeah, I like the name Elliott. |
| |
我喜欢艾略特这个名字 |
| 16:04.66, |
That wasn't on my list, but I like it. |
| |
虽然不在我的备选名单上 但我喜欢它 |
| 16:06.51, |
We've heard your names. They're ridiculous. |
| |
我们听过你的名字了 全都荒诞至极 |
| 16:09.89, |
And I have a cousin named Dilip. |
| |
我叫地里扑的表亲都比那些强 |
| 16:12.73, |
Well, I wasn't going to give them any of the good names. |
| |
我才不会把好名字告诉他们呢 |
| 16:15.41, |
I'm saving those for us. |
| |
我要留着自己用 |
| 16:17.59, |
Really? You've thought about our kids? |
| |
真的吗 你还想过咱们孩子的名字 |
| 16:20.23, |
Of course. I think you and I will have exceptional children. |
| |
当然 我俩一定会生出最出色的孩子 |
| 16:25.21, |
Well, I think so, too. |
| |
我也这么想 |
| 16:27.57, |
How many kids do you guys want? |
| |
你俩想要几个孩子呀 |
| 16:29.37, |
Two.-15 |
| |
两个-十五个 |
| 16:33.42, |
- What? - Don't worry. |
| |
什么-别担心 |
| 16:34.91, |
I don't expect you to bear them all. |
| |
我又不要求你一个人生完 |
| 16:37.01, |
I'm sure we can find a suitable uterus to rent. |
| |
我们可以租用一个合适的子宫 |
| 16:41.57, |
- No! - Uh-uh! |
| |
才怪-别想 |
| 16:44.80, |
We weren't thinking about you. |
| |
我们才没有指你呢 |
| 16:46.15, |
Of course not. |
| |
绝对没有 |
| 16:47.61, |
I am going to the kitchen. |
| |
我要去厨房了 |
| 16:49.14, |
Can I get anybody anything? |
| |
要给你们带吃的吗 |
| 16:50.62, |
Penny, nice glass of milk |
| |
佩妮 来杯牛奶 |
| 16:51.88, |
and a multivitamin? |
| |
再加复合维他命如何 |
| 17:04.26, |
Guys. |
| |
同志们 |
| 17:06.22, |
Guys, wake up. |
| |
同志们 快醒醒 |
| 17:07.18, |
Terrible news. |
| |
悲惨的消息 |
| 17:08.30, |
Oh, my God. What, what, what? |
| |
我的天 怎么了 |
| 17:09.59, |
Is it the baby? |
| |
是宝宝出事了吗 |
| 17:10.43, |
No. No, no, we miscalculated |
| |
不 不是 我们算错了 |
| 17:12.04, |
our unassigned armor class units. |
| |
尚未分配的装甲部队数 |
| 17:13.71, |
We need to start over. |
| |
我们得重新开始玩了 |
| 17:16.31, |
What? |
| |
什么 |
| 17:16.99, |
Oh, no, no, no, not from the beginning. |
| |
不 不是从头开始 |
| 17:18.33, |
Just from when the tanks started moving. |
| |
只是从坦克行动开始 |
| 17:20.69, |
That was five hours ago. |
| |
那已经是5小时之前的事了 |
| 17:22.71, |
Mm, no. No, that was two hours ago. |
| |
不 那是2小时之前的事 |
| 17:25.24, |
It only feels like five. |
| |
只是感觉像过了5小时 |
| 17:28.13, |
What time is it? |
| |
几点了 |
| 17:28.98, |
It's almost 2:30. |
| |
快两点半了 |
| 17:30.47, |
Don't you think we should've heard something? |
| |
你们不觉得他们该打电话来了吗 |
| 17:31.82, |
I'm sure they're fine. |
| |
我想他们没事的 |
| 17:33.00, |
I'm calling them. |
| |
我要打给他们 |
| 17:38.79, |
Hey, everything okay? |
| |
嘿 你们还好吧 |
| 17:40.00, |
Yeah! The baby was born about an hour ago. |
| |
很好 宝宝大概一个小时前出生了 |
| 17:43.99, |
Dude, why didn't you call me?! |
| |
老兄 你为什么没打给我 |
| 17:47.01, |
The only way I would see my son for the first time |
| |
如果在见到我儿子的第一个瞬间 |
| 17:49.41, |
and immediately think "I need to call Raj" |
| |
我就想到"得给拉杰打电话" |
| 17:51.49, |
is if he came out brown. |
| |
那一定是因为他是棕色皮肤 |
| 17:55.60, |
You know, it can take some time for pigment to form. |
| |
色素形成是需要一些时间的 |
| 17:57.82, |
You're still not out of the woods. |
| |
你的警报还没有解除 |
| 17:59.50, |
- Congratulations! - Yeah. Hey, what'd you name him? |
| |
恭喜啦-名字想好了吗 |
| 18:02.45, |
Neil Michael. |
| |
尼尔·麦克 |
| 18:03.96, |
Neil for Armstrong, |
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取自于阿姆斯特朗[登月第一人] |
| 18:05.96, |
Gaiman, and Diamond. |
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盖曼[幻想小说家]和戴蒙德[著名歌手] |
| 18:07.50, |
Michael because Bernie had to get six stitches. |
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叫麦克是因为妮妮那里得缝6针 |
| 18:11.43, |
Neil-- that's cute. |
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尼尔 这名字好可爱 |
| 18:13.05, |
But we're calling him Michael! |
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但是我们叫他麦克 |
| 18:16.16, |
I'm not gonna fight her. |
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我没法和她争 |
| 18:17.26, |
That kid's head was the size of a cantaloupe. |
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这孩子头大如瓜 |
