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第十一季 第二十集 |
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If Bruce Banner's driving a rental car |
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如果布鲁斯·班纳在开租来的车时 |
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and turns into the Hulk, do you think he's covered, |
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变身成了绿巨人浩克 车坏了保险赔吗 |
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or does he need to add the Hulk as an additional driver? |
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还是租车时他得先加上浩克为附加驾驶才行 |
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You really need a girlfriend. |
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你真的该交个女朋友了 |
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Mailman's here! |
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邮差先生来啦 |
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Aw. Remember when he used to get at excited to see us? |
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还记得他当年看到我们也这个兴奋劲儿吗 |
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Do you have any mail for Dr. Sheldon Cooper? |
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有给谢尔顿·库珀博士的信吗 |
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I do, but I can't hand it right to you-- |
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有 不过我不能直接给你 |
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I have to put it in the box. |
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我必需得先放进邮箱里 |
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And that is what separates the U.S. Postal Service |
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这一点就能看出正经的美国邮政服务 |
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from those hippies at FedEx. |
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与快递公司不正经的快递员的差别 |
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Oh, goody! |
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太好啦 |
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What is so exciting? |
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什么东西让你这么兴奋 |
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It's a letter from Dr. Wolcott. |
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是沃尔科特博士寄来的信 |
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We've been corresponding about my string theory research. |
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我们一直有通信讨论我的弦理论研究 |
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Wait. Robert Wolcott? Like Wolcott's Theorem Wolcott? |
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罗伯特·沃尔科特 沃尔科特定理的那个人吗 |
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The very same. |
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就是他 |
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Didn't he go crazy and cut off all contact with people? |
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他不是发疯然后跟所有人断绝联络了吗 |
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Yeah, he was driven mad by a friend |
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对啊 他是因为被他的朋友 |
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who kept wanting to talk about the Hulk's car insurance! |
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整天想聊浩克的汽车保险给逼疯的 |
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Oh. He's invited me to his cabin for the weekend, |
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他邀请我这周末去他的木屋 |
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to discuss a breakthrough he's had. |
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聊聊他最近的新突破 |
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- His cabin? - Yes. He lives off the grid, |
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他的什么木屋-他隐居世外 |
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up in the mountains. |
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住在山里 |
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So you're gonna go to the middle of nowhere |
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所以你要到渺无人烟的地方 |
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and spend the weekend with a crazy man you've never met? |
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跟一个你素未谋面的疯子度过周末吗 |
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Yes. Why? |
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对啊 怎么了 |
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No reason. Have fun. |
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没什么 玩得开心 |
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Oh, nice one. |
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厉害 |
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Hey, Penny, that's what you sound like when you read. |
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佩妮 你读书的时候听起来也是这样 |
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- Hey! ?- What? |
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喂-干嘛啦 |
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He said it. |
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是他说的 |
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Sheldon, what are you doing? |
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谢尔顿 你在干嘛 |
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I am decoding Dr. Wolcott's letter |
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我在解码沃尔科特博士的信 |
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using this book as the key. |
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这本书是解密的密钥 |
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Aren't conversations more fun when they're in code? |
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用密语做的交谈是不是比普通的更有趣呢 |
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Yes. But I'm using a code where "Yes" means "No." |
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对的 但我的"对的"是"不对"的密语 |
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Oh. I got it! |
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我解出来了 |
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He's given me directions to his cabin. |
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他给了我去他木屋的路线 |
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He seems a little paranoid. |
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他有点太神经兮兮了吧 |
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He is not paranoid. |
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他才没有神经兮兮 |
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- What are you doing? - ?Following his instructions. |
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你在干嘛-遵从他的指示 |
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Leonard, you are not letting Sheldon go alone this weekend. |
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莱纳德 不许你让谢尔顿这周末独自赴会 |
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I am a grown man-- I don't need somebody to chaperone me. |
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我是大人了 我不需要谁来当我监护人 |
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I just need him to drop me off, pick me up, |
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我只需要他送我去 结束后接我回来 |
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and pack me a sack lunch. |
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再帮我包一份午餐就行 |
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Don't look at me. |
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别看我 |
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When the music stopped, you were holding Sheldon. |
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当结束奏乐之时 牵着他的手的人是你 |
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Amy can't take him-- it's her bachelorette party this weekend. |
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艾米不能带他去 她的单身女郎派对是这周末 |
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Yes, it is-- |
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是的呢 |
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because I'm getting married! |
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因为老娘要结婚啦 |
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Are you gonna be doing that all weekend? |
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你这一整个周末都打算这样吗 |
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Yes. Do you know why? |
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对 你知道为什么吗 |
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Because you're getting married! |
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因为你要结婚啦 |
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All right, Leonard, |
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好吧 莱纳德 |
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looks like you're driving me. |
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看来得你开车送我了 |
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But maybe you could drop me at the bottom of the mountain. |
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但你到时候在山脚下放我下就行了 |
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I want him to think I'm cool. |
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不想被他看见我要人送 都不酷了 |
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That's great, everyone's got weekend plans. |
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太好了 大家周末都有安排 |
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Amy has her bachelorette party, |
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艾米有单身女郎派对 |
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and Sheldon's gonna go to the woods and get hunted for sport. |
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谢尔顿要到森林里被人当狩猎的猎物 |
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Yeah, as someone who has to track him every time |
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身为每次他在宜家走丢时 |
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he gets lost in IKEA, |
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负责找到他的专人 |
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I feel like I'd be really good at that. |
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我感觉我也会是狩猎他的一把好手 |
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Leonard, you cannot drop him off. |
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莱纳德 你不能放他下车就走 |
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You have to stay with him and keep him safe. |
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你得跟他待在一起确保他的安全 |
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- Howard, you have to go and keep Leonard safe. ?- Fine. |
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-霍华德 你得去确保莱纳德的安全 -好吧 |
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I get it-- and you want me to go and keep Howard safe. |
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我懂 你也想要我去确保霍华德的安全 |
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- Actually, I... - ?Uh, just say yes, or he's gonna want |
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其实我...-你就说是 不然这家伙 |
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to come to the bachelorette party. |
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会要来我们的单身女郎派对 |
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Are you sure you're gonna be okay this weekend? |
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你确定这周末你可以吗 |
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Of course. |
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当然啦 |
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No, I'm much more concerned about you. |
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其实我更担心的是你 |
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I know how you gals behave when the men are away. |
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我知道男人不在时 你们女人都是什么德行 |
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You do? |
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你知道吗 |
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I've read The Bacchae by Euripides. |
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我读过诗人欧里庇得斯的《酒神的女信徒》 |
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Drinking wine, riding panthers... |
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喝喝小酒 骑骑豹子 |
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Proof that girls have gone wild for over 2,500 years. |
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证明了女人野有着超过2500年的历史 |
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Well, I wish I could say none of that is gonna happen, |
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我也想跟你说不会发生那些事 |
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but Penny is planning it, and she is the reason |
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但是是佩妮在筹办 而她也是我 |
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I own those underwear with writing across the butt. |
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会拥有屁股上有字的内裤的始作俑者 |
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Well, just be careful, |
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凡事小心 |
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and use protection. |
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记得使用防护措施 |
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What do you think is gonna happen? |
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你是觉得我们会做什么啊 |
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I don't know. But it's going to be sunny, |
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我不知道啊 但周末艳阳高照 |
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and you burn easily. |
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你又容易晒伤 |
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It'll be fine. |
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我会没事的 |
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I'm sure there'll be some drinking and some dancing, |
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我估计会喝点酒 跳点舞 |
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and then a mailman'll probably show up |
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然后会有个邮差出现 |
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and take his clothes off... |
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开始脱掉他的衣服... |
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Nicholas is going to take his clothes off? |
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尼古拉斯要来脱衣服吗 |
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No, not our mailman. |
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不是 不是我们的邮差 |
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A dancer pretending to be a mailman. |
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是扮成邮差的舞者 |
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Impersonating a federal employee? |
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冒充联邦雇员吗 |
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Oh, where's the after-party, prison? |
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你们的庆功宴在哪举办 监狱吗 |
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It's sweet that you're worried about me. |
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你担心我的样子好有爱 |
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Well, of course I'm worried about you-- |
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我当然担心你啦 |
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I want you to be safe. |
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我希望你平平安安 |
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And I want you to be safe. |
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我也希望你平平安安 |
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I will be. I'll have my friends with me. |
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我会的 我的朋友们会陪着我 |
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If anything should go wrong, I can use them as human shields. |
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如果出了什么事 我可以拿他们当人肉盾牌 |
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For most of human history, |
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在人类历史中的大多数时候 |
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time was believed to be an objective part of reality. |
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时间都被认为是现实客观存在的一部分 |
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But with the contributions of Immanuel Kant, |
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但根据伊曼努尔康德的理论 |
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science and philosophy... |
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科学与哲学... |
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When I said you should make a playlist for the road trip, |
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当我叫你搞个旅途歌单 |
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I meant music. |
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我是说让你找点音乐 |
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This is better than music-- |
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这比音乐更好 |
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this is a lecture on nonlinear time. |
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这是关于非线性时间的讲座呢 |
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Sounds like it's just on regular time. |
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听起来只是正常的时间而已 |
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Yes. But I put it on shuffle. |
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没错 但我调成了随机播放 |
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This is nice. |
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真好呀 |
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The four of us haven't taken a trip like this |
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我们四个人上次这样一起出行 |
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since Leonard's bachelor party. |
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还是莱纳德的单身派对 |
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第9季第3集 |
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And now here we are for Sheldon's. |
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现在到了谢尔顿的单身派对 |
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Yeah, uh, Leonard... |
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没错 那个 莱纳德 |
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As Sheldon's best man, I need to inform you |
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作为谢尔顿的伴郎 我要通知你们 |
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that this is not a bachelor party. |
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这不是一个单身派对 |
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And tell them why. |
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告诉他们原因 |
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Because you're a tiresome scold. |
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所以你这人碎碎念抱怨不停 |
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No. It's because a bachelor party |
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才怪 因为单身派对 |
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is typically a hedonistic blowout |
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是一场只追求肉体欢愉的 |
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where no pleasures of the flesh are denied. |
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享乐派对 |
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I'm not interested in that. |
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我对此毫无兴趣 |
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How is that not exactly what I said? |
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这和我刚才说的有什么区别 |
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Okay, now, |
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好了 |
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I promised Sheldon things weren't gonna get too crazy tonight. |
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我向谢尔顿保证过今晚不会太疯狂 |
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Should I be worried? |
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我应该担心吗 |
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Oh, just about who you're marrying. |
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你只需担心你要嫁的那个人 |
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Just come on. |
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快来吧 |
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Welcome to your... |
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欢迎来到你的... |
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bachelorette party! |
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单身派对 |
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It's a quilting bee! |
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大家缝聚会 |
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My bachelorette party's a quilting bee! |
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我的单身派对是大家缝聚会 |
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Isn't it perfect? |
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是不是很完美 |
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Yeah, instead of oiled-up strippers and sex toys, |
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没错 抛开那些涂油脱衣舞男和性玩具 |
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we thought: what does Amy like? |
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我们认真地思考 艾米到底喜欢什么 |
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Amy likes the quilting bee! |
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艾米最爱大家缝聚会了 |
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Well, this place is creepy. |
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这地方太诡异了 |
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Why? |
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为什么 |
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Well, did you see his vegetable garden? |
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你没看到他的菜园吗 |
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Heirloom tomatoes in April. |
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在四月种纯种番茄 |
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Creepy. |
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太诡异了 |
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Okay, listen. |
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好了听着 |
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Dr. Wolcott is a brilliant topologist. |
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沃尔科特博士是顶尖的拓扑学家 |
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We need to set some ground rules so that you don't embarrass me. |
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我们得制定一些基本规则 免得你们丢脸 |
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No magic. No whining. |
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不许变魔术 不许发牢骚 |
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You-- just no. |
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还有你 什么都不许 |
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Uh, how come he gets to whine? |
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他怎么就能抱怨呢 |
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Dr. Wolcott? |
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沃尔科特博士 |
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Dr. Wolcott? Dr. Wolcott? |
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沃尔科特博士 沃尔科特博士 |
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That's a lot of locks. |
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开了好多道锁呀 |
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Mm. That was a lot of knocks-- they were made for each other. |
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他也敲了好多次门 这俩是绝配 |
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- Dr. Wolcott. ?- Dr. Cooper. |
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沃尔科特博士-库柏博士 |
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Uh, who are these people? |
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这些人是谁呀 |
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Oh, these are my friends. I wrote about them in my letter. |
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他们是我的朋友 我在信里介绍过 |
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Oh, letter? I didn't get a letter. |
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信 我没收到过信呀 |
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Well, that's because I just sent it this morning, you know? |
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我今早才把信寄出来 |
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So score one for linear time. ? |
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看来是线性时间赢了 |
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Well, um, I don't normally allow strangers into my house. |
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我一般不允许陌生人进我的房子 |
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But when you do, you-you let them out, right? |
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但如果进来了 你也会放他们离开吧 |
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Dr. Cooper, if you can promise me |
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库珀博士 如果你能保证 |
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these men share your intellect and academic rigor, |
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这些人像你一样聪明又严谨 |
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yeah, I suppose they can join us. |
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那我可以让他们加入 |
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You guys might need to wait in the car. |
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你们可能得在车上等我了 |
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Well, let me show you around. |
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我来给你们介绍一下 |
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This is the chair where I do most of my thinking, |
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这是我思考大部分事情时坐的椅子 |
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my thinking about work. |
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用来思考工作上的事 |
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Now, my thinking about people who have wronged me, |
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思考那些待我不好的人时 |
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I do over there. |
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我坐那把椅子 |
| 0,0:08:36.19, |
I've always said that I should get a grudge chair. |
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我一直说我需要一把用来怨恨的椅子 |
| 0,0:08:38.66, |
- Leonard, have I not always said that? - Mm, you have-- |
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-莱纳德 我是不是一直说呀 -你说了 |
| 0,0:08:41.34, |
- but you were worried you'd spend too much time in it. - Yeah. |
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但你担心自己花太多时间在上面了-对 |
| 0,0:08:44.77, |
That was a real concern. |
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这是真的 |
| 0,0:08:47.14, |
Oh, my God, this tomato is amazing! |
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我的天 这个番茄太好吃了 |
| 0,0:08:50.85, |
I can eat it like an apple. |
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我可以像啃苹果一样吃掉它 |
| 0,0:08:53.62, |
My secret is I fertilize it with my own manure. |
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我的秘密就是用自己的粪便施肥 |
| 0,0:09:03.65, |
The look on your face. |
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这表情千金不换 |
| 0,0:09:07.36, |
It's a sort of grin. You want to know what kind? |
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这微笑的弧度 想知道跟哪个部位的像吗 |
| 0,0:09:14.89, |
So, Dr. Wolcott, |
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沃尔科特博士 |
| 0,0:09:16.14, |
in your letter, you said you had a new mathematical approach |
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你信中提到 你有一种最新的数学理论 |
| 0,0:09:19.00, |
that would help me conceptualize the dimensions in string theory? |
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可以帮助我将弦理论中的维度概念化 |
| 0,0:09:21.91, |
Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes. But before we get started, |
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没错没错 但我们开始前 |
| 0,0:09:25.87, |
I am going to need to collect everybody's phone. |
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我需要先把每个人的手机没收了 |
| 0,0:09:29.25, |
Oh. ?Why? |
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为什么 |
| 0,0:09:30.42, |
Because they're little listening devices, aren't they? |
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因为他们可都是小型窃听器呢 |
| 0,0:09:33.38, |
Yes, for people to spy on you and steal your work. |
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可以被想盗取你成果的人利用 |
| 0,0:09:37.58, |
Yeah, what happened to the good old days |
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回想一下过去的好日子 |
| 0,0:09:38.90, |
where if someone wanted to steal your work, |
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如果想盗取你的心血 |
| 0,0:09:40.38, |
they had to hire a prostitute to seduce you? |
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还得请个妓女来勾引你 |
| 0,0:09:44.74, |
Who told you about that? |
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谁告诉你这件事的 |
| 0,0:09:48.01, |
Just making a joke. |
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我只是开个玩笑 |
| 0,0:09:49.42, |
Yeah, it's not funny when it happens. |
| |
真的发生的时候就没那么好笑了 |
| 0,0:09:53.16, |
All right, now, |
| |
好了 |
| 0,0:09:53.93, |
you're probably going to want to start with this notebook here. |
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你可以先从这个笔记本开始 |
| 0,0:09:58.97, |
- Oh. Oh, my. ?- Here we are. |
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我的天-开始吧 |
| 0,0:10:04.54, |
no offense, Dr. Wolcott, but I'm not sure this makes any sense. |
| |
无意冒犯 沃尔科特博士 这内容无意义啊 |
| 0,0:10:07.99, |
That's because I've written it all backwards. |
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因为我都是倒着写的 |
| 0,0:10:09.94, |
You... Wow. |
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你 哦哇 |
| 0,0:10:13.20, |
That's "Wow" backwards. |
| |
我这是倒着说的"哇哦" |
| 0,0:10:16.63, |
Hmm. You know... |
| |
那个... |
| 0,0:10:18.54, |
- I still don't get it. - Well, plus the numbers are letters |
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我还是看不懂-里面的数字其实是字母 |
| 0,0:10:21.23, |
and the letters are numbers. ?Oh. |
| |
字母其实是数字 |
| 0,0:10:24.23, |
I love him. |
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我爱死他了 |
| 0,0:10:37.79, |
Are you having fun? |
| |
你是不是玩得很开心 |
| 0,0:10:41.70, |
Yeah. |
| |
开心 |
| 0,0:10:42.52, |
I just, uh, finished sewing this top to bottom. |
| |
刚缝好了上边到下边的部分 |
| 0,0:10:46.57, |
Now I'm gonna sew it side to side. |
| |
现在要开始缝左右的 |
| 0,0:10:50.33, |
Pace yourself. |
| |
慢慢来 |
| 0,0:10:52.43, |
Some more tea? |
| |
喝茶不 |
| 0,0:10:53.31, |
Oh, lovely. |
| |
太好了 |
| 0,0:11:03.27, |
Seriously? What the hell? |
| |
什么鬼啊 这都是啥玩意呀 |
| 0,0:11:06.12, |
- Huh? - ?What? |
| |
怎么了-怎么回事 |
| 0,0:11:07.11, |
This is my bachelorette party, tea and quilts? |
| |
这是我的单身派对 喝茶和缝被子吗 |
| 0,0:11:10.20, |
?Well, you said you didn't want anything crazy. |
| |
你自己说不要太疯狂的 |
| 0,0:11:12.62, |
?Yes, but I said it like, "I don't want anything crazy." |
| |
可我说的方式是 "我不要太疯狂的" |
| 0,0:11:15.86, |
Which clearly means I wanted something crazy. |
| |
意思就是我要疯 我要狂 |
| 0,0:11:19.07, |
I mean, is this how boring you think I am? |
| |
难道你们眼中的我就是这么无趣吗 |
| 0,0:11:22.45, |
Penny, she asked you a question. |
| |
佩妮 她在问你问题呢 |
| 0,0:11:26.00, |
Of course not. |
| |
当然不是了 |
| 0,0:11:27.58, |
So you thought that I would like quilting? |
| |
所以你们觉得我喜欢缝被子吗 |
| 0,0:11:29.39, |
- Well, don't you? - Of course I like quilting! |
| |
那你不喜欢吗-当然喜欢了 |
| 0,0:11:31.62, |
It's the slowest way to make a blanket! |
| |
这是制作一床被子的最慢方式 |
| 0,0:11:35.35, |
But this is my bachelorette party! |
| |
但这是我的单身女郎派对 |
| 0,0:11:37.00, |
It's supposed to be fun and wild and full of bad decisions. |
| |
那就应该放纵不羁 做些错误决定 |
| 0,0:11:40.87, |
Hey, we can make bad decisions. |
| |
我们当然可会做错误决定了 |
| 0,0:11:42.87, |
She had two kids back-to-back and I thought you'd like this, |
| |
她接连生了两个孩子 我误以为你喜欢缝被子 |
| 0,0:11:45.50, |
so we're off to a good start. |
| |
这还不算做错误决定吗 |
| 0,0:11:48.89, |
Come on, let's go somewhere we can do body shots |
| |
来吧 让我们找个地方 |
| 0,0:11:50.91, |
- off shirtless bartenders. - ?Yes. |
| |
在裸身酒保身上喝男体酒-没错 |
| 0,0:11:52.62, |
I don't know. That might be too much. |
| |
真的吗 会不会太过了 |
| 0,0:11:54.46, |
All right, you know what, |
| |
没错 那这样吧 |
| 0,0:11:55.07, |
why don't we stay home, have a little wine... |
| |
我们还是留在家里喝点小酒... |
| 0,0:11:56.60, |
What are you not getting about this?! |
| |
你们怎么就体会不到我的潜台词 |
| 0,0:12:02.05, |
Dr. Wolcott, your work on time is revolutionary. |
| |
沃尔科特博士 您对时间的研究成果是革命性的 |
| 0,0:12:05.39, |
I would say thank you, |
| |
我想说谢谢你 |
| 0,0:12:06.61, |
but, in my theory of time, |
| |
但在我的时间理论中 |
| 0,0:12:07.77, |
you've already called my work revolutionary, |
| |
你已经赞扬过我的成果具有革命性 |
| 0,0:12:09.86, |
I've already thanked you, |
| |
而我也已经谢过你了 |
| 0,0:12:11.00, |
and I hate repeating myself, |
| |
我不喜欢重复说一句话 |
| 0,0:12:12.64, |
so let's move on. |
| |
所以我就不说了 |
| 0,0:12:16.38, |
Wait a minute, are-are you saying that time |
| |
等等 你是说时间和空间一样 |
| 0,0:12:18.18, |
has multiple dimensions, the same as space? |
| |
都具有多维性吗 |
| 0,0:12:20.36, |
No. No, I'm not saying it-- |
| |
不 不是我说的 |
| 0,0:12:22.40, |
the math is saying it. |
| |
是数学计算说的 |
| 0,0:12:24.18, |
Though it is the math that I invented, |
| |
当然这个数学计算是我想出来的 |
| 0,0:12:25.71, |
so, yes, I guess I am saying it. |
| |
所以我想也可以等同于我说的 |
| 0,0:12:29.62, |
You understanding any of this? |
| |
你能懂任何一点吗 |
| 0,0:12:31.88, |
I haven't understood anything since poop tomato. |
| |
我从粑粑番茄之后就什么都搞不懂了 |
| 0,0:12:36.62, |
My goodness, |
| |
我的天 |
| 0,0:12:37.72, |
this is incredible. |
| |
这真是太神奇了 |
| 0,0:12:39.28, |
?See, I-I'm just not seeing where string theory fits into all this, |
| |
我就是想不出如何把弦理论代入其中 |
| 0,0:12:42.55, |
and that's where I think that you and I |
| |
所以我想在这点上 |
| 0,0:12:43.77, |
could be of help to each other. |
| |
你和我可以一起合作 |
| 0,0:12:45.14, |
Thank you. I'd be honored. |
| |
谢谢 我真是荣幸 |
| 0,0:12:46.63, |
All right. Allow me to show you my most recent journal. |
| |
我给你看看我最新的论文吧 |
| 0,0:12:51.90, |
Sheldon's right. |
| |
谢尔顿说得对 |
| 0,0:12:53.80, |
This guy, this guy's brilliant. |
| |
这家伙 真是个天才 |
| 0,0:12:55.85, |
Yeah, I mean, he's a little... kooky, |
| |
没错 虽然他有点神经兮兮 |
| 0,0:12:58.96, |
but a mind that can reconceptualize time |
| |
但他聪明到可以重新概念化时间 |
| 0,0:13:01.01, |
probably has a reason for keeping a jar |
| |
那么他用罐子收集自己剪下来的脚趾甲 |
| 0,0:13:02.64, |
of toenail clippings that we just don't understand. |
| |
一定也有我们无法理解的原因了 |
| 0,0:13:06.28, |
I could spend months up here just going through his math. |
| |
我光看他算的内容就能在这待上几个月 |
| 0,0:13:08.97, |
I think Sheldon might. |
| |
我想谢尔顿可能会 |
| 0,0:13:10.58, |
Great. Who's gonna tell Amy |
| |
太棒了 谁去告诉艾米 |
| 0,0:13:12.61, |
we lost her fiance to a madman in the mountains? |
| |
她的未婚夫被深山里的疯子抢走了 |
| 0,0:13:17.28, |
Hey, I drove. |
| |
我出力开车了 |
| 0,0:13:22.68, |
This is so exciting. |
| |
好令人激动呀 |
| 0,0:13:24.05, |
Can we do a body shot? |
| |
我们能不能喝男体酒 |
| 0,0:13:25.31, |
I've always wanted to do a body shot. |
| |
我一直想试试男体酒 |
| 0,0:13:26.77, |
Also, what's a body shot? |
| |
还有 男体酒到底是什么 |
| 0,0:13:29.58, |
It's when you take a drink out of a stranger's belly button. |
| |
就是你用陌生人的肚脐盛酒来喝 |
| 0,0:13:32.37, |
No, thanks. |
| |
免了 谢谢 |
| 0,0:13:33.93, |
What if they have an outie? |
| |
如果他们肚脐外凸怎么办 |
| 0,0:13:34.91, |
Does it just spill everywhere? |
| |
就流得到处都是吗 |
| 0,0:13:38.09, |
Okay, look, we've got all night. |
| |
我们有一整晚时间 |
| 0,0:13:39.13, |
Let's just take it easy. We can... |
| |
放松点 我们可以... |
| 0,0:13:40.71, |
I'm getting married! |
| |
我要结婚啦 |
| 0,0:13:45.01, |
Here you go. First round is on the house. |
| |
给 第一轮免费 |
| 0,0:13:46.49, |
Hey there. |
| |
你好呀 |
| 0,0:13:48.05, |
Do you do body shots? |
| |
你提供男体酒服务吗 |
| 0,0:13:49.46, |
Oh, she said she didn't want one. |
| |
她说她不想玩这个了 |
| 0,0:13:50.88, |
Mind your business. |
| |
少管闲事 |
| 0,0:13:53.30, |
Cheers! |
| |
干杯 |
| 0,0:13:55.96, |
12分钟后 |
| |
|
| 0,0:13:59.49, |
Amy? |
| |
艾米 |
| 0,0:14:00.84, |
Amy? Should we get her home? |
| |
艾米 我们要不要送她回家 |
| 0,0:14:03.30, |
Why? She's sound asleep, and we have sliders coming. |
| |
为什么 她睡死了 我们又点了迷你汉堡 |
| 0,0:14:06.75, |
One more round! |
| |
再来一轮 |
| 0,0:14:10.14, |
So, how would this work |
| |
这在奇点的情况下 |
| 0,0:14:11.65, |
in the context of a singularity? |
| |
会如何进行 |
| 0,0:14:13.55, |
Yes, that's-that's a tricky bit to explain. |
| |
这部分不好解释 |
| 0,0:14:16.28, |
I assume you're familiar with non-abelian group theory. |
| |
你应该熟悉非阿尔贝群理论吧 |
| 0,0:14:18.80, |
Oh, and how. |
| |
当然 |
| 0,0:14:20.17, |
You never forget your first group theory. |
| |
你永远不会忘记第一次群理论 |
| 0,0:14:22.46, |
Listen, I'm gonna put on a pot of coffee, |
| |
各位 我去煮一壶咖啡 |
| 0,0:14:24.51, |
because there is a lot of math to go through. |
| |
有很多数学的部分得过一遍 |
| 0,0:14:26.57, |
And he said he didn't want a wild bachelor party. |
| |
他还说他不想要狂野的单身派对 |
| 0,0:14:29.25, |
Excuse me? |
| |
你说什么 |
| 0,0:14:30.18, |
Oh, uh, Sheldon's getting married in a month. |
| |
谢尔顿一个月后要结婚了 |
| 0,0:14:33.61, |
Congratulations. |
| |
恭喜你 |
| 0,0:14:35.15, |
Yeah, I'm a married man myself. |
| |
我也是已婚男人 |
| 0,0:14:37.25, |
Oh, really? Is she here? |
| |
真的吗 妻子也在这儿吗 |
| 0,0:14:38.58, |
And alive? |
| |
还活着吗 |
| 0,0:14:41.98, |
A-And can people other than you see her? |
| |
除了你 其他人也能看到她吗 |
| 0,0:14:46.97, |
She lives in Munich. |
| |
她住在慕尼黑 |
| 0,0:14:48.16, |
It's a perfect marriage. |
| |
这是完美的婚姻 |
| 0,0:14:49.33, |
We focus on our work |
| |
我们专注于自己的研究 |
| 0,0:14:50.54, |
and send each other cards every year on our birthdays. |
| |
每年在生日的时候寄卡片给对方 |
| 0,0:14:53.85, |
Hey, wait, what-what month is it? |
| |
等等 现在是几月 |
| 0,0:14:55.96, |
Uh, April. |
| |
四月 |
| 0,0:14:56.69, |
Most years. |
| |
几乎每年 |
| 0,0:14:59.10, |
The point is we give each other space. |
| |
重点是 我们给彼此空间 |
| 0,0:15:00.96, |
I give her Europe, she gives me South America. |
| |
我给她欧洲 她给我南美洲 |
| 0,0:15:03.37, |
That's where she thinks I'm living. |
| |
她以为我住在那儿 |
| 0,0:15:07.66, |
I-I've never considered a long-distance marriage. |
| |
我从没考虑过远距离婚姻 |
| 0,0:15:10.97, |
Well, listen, if you want to be a great scientist, |
| |
听我说 如果你想成为伟大的科学家 |
| 0,0:15:12.99, |
you can't afford to be distracted. |
| |
就不能被分心 |
| 0,0:15:15.28, |
Hey, where are my manners? |
| |
我怎么那么失礼 |
| 0,0:15:17.52, |
You fellas must be hungry. |
| |
你们一定饿了吧 |
| 0,0:15:19.59, |
Do you like rabbit? |
| |
你们喜欢兔肉吗 |
| 0,0:15:20.78, |
- ?Sure. ?- Sounds good. |
| |
喜欢-听起来不错 |
| 0,0:15:22.07, |
Okay. |
| |
那好 |
| 0,0:15:23.84, |
But can you tell the difference between rabbit and squirrel? |
| |
但你们能分辨兔肉和松鼠肉的区别吗 |
| 0,0:15:28.03, |
- ?Don't think so. - ?Probably not. |
| |
应该不行-估计没办法 |
| 0,0:15:29.21, |
Great! |
| |
太棒了 |
| 0,0:15:31.94, |
We're having rabbit. |
| |
我们今晚吃兔肉 |
| 0,0:15:36.03, |
Be right back! |
| |
我去去就回 |
| 0,0:15:40.36, |
It is amazing how much he's accomplished |
| |
他通过脱离日常生活 |
| 0,0:15:42.88, |
by isolating himself from the distractions of day-to-day life. |
| |
获得了如此大的成就 实在太惊人了 |
| 0,0:15:46.18, |
Okay, please don't tell me you want to live like this. |
| |
拜托别告诉我你想过这样的生活 |
| 0,0:15:49.33, |
See, that's the strange thing. |
| |
怪就怪在这儿 |
| 0,0:15:51.05, |
I don't. |
| |
我不想 |
| 0,0:15:52.99, |
What is wrong with me? |
| |
我有什么毛病啊 |
| 0,0:15:54.97, |
Why don't I want this? |
| |
我为什么不想要这种生活 |
| 0,0:15:56.86, |
Look at how cool it all is. |
| |
瞧这一切有多酷啊 |
| 0,0:15:59.87, |
Nothing is wrong with you. You have friends, |
| |
你没毛病 你有朋友 |
| 0,0:16:02.53, |
you have a fiancee, you have a full life. |
| |
有未婚妻 有完整的人生 |
| 0,0:16:06.47, |
You know what, |
| |
知道吗 |
| 0,0:16:08.64, |
you're right. |
| |
你说得对 |
| 0,0:16:11.18, |
Thank you for bringing me up here. |
| |
谢谢你们带我来这儿 |
| 0,0:16:14.47, |
But I think I'm ready to go home now. |
| |
但我想我准备好回家了 |
| 0,0:16:16.57, |
Really? You don't want to stay for dinner |
| |
真的吗 你不想留下来吃晚饭 |
| 0,0:16:18.23, |
and talk more science? |
| |
聊更多的科学吗 |
| 0,0:16:19.38, |
No. No, we better go. |
| |
不了 我们还是走吧 |
| 0,0:16:21.01, |
I miss Amy. |
| |
我想念艾米了 |
| 0,0:16:22.73, |
And my phone. |
| |
还有我的手机 |
| 0,0:16:29.97, |
Also, I'm from Texas, |
| |
还有 我是德州人 |
| 0,0:16:31.42, |
and I can taste the difference between rabbit and squirrel. |
| |
我能尝得出兔肉和松鼠肉的区别 |
| 0,0:16:43.07, |
Oh, look who's back! |
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看谁重返人间啦 |
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There she is! |
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她醒了 |
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What happened? How did we get here? |
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发生了什么 我们怎么到这儿的 |
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You don't remember anything? |
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你什么都不记得了吗 |
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I remember taking some shots, and then... |
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我记得喝了一些烈酒 然后 |
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that's it. |
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就断片了 |
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Oh, my gosh, did I pass out? |
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天啊 我醉倒了吗 |
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You kind of did. |
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貌似是的 |
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At my own bachelorette party? |
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在我自己的单身女郎派对上吗 |
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I'm so lame. |
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我真是逊爆了 |
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Well, you didn't pass out before you did |
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你醉倒前还是做了 |
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all kinds of fun stuff. |
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各种好玩的事呀 |
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What did I do? |
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我做了什么 |
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What did you do? |
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你做了什么啊 |
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What'd she do? |
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她做了什么 |
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爱尔兰传统踢踏舞舞剧 |
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well, you don't remember Riverdancing on top of the bar? |
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你不记得在吧台上跳《大河之舞》了吗 |
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I did that? |
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我跳了吗 |
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Yeah, you did! |
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当然了 |
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But I don't know how to Riverdance. |
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但我不会跳《大河之舞》啊 |
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Didn't stop you from teaching all those shirtless firemen. |
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那也没能拦住你教那些半裸的消防员 |
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I saw shirtless firemen? |
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我看见半裸消防员了吗 |
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Saw, smelled, slid down like a pole. |
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看见 闻过 还把他们当钢管滑下来 |
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Did I flash anybody? |
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我有没有露奶给某人看 |
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How about everybody? |
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应该问有没有给所有人看 |
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I can't believe it. I'm so embarrassed. |
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真不敢相信 我觉得好羞愧 |
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You didn't take any pictures, did you? |
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你们没拍照吧 |
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Oh, no, we would never do that to you. |
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我们绝不会那样对你 |
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Yeah. But if there were pictures, |
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对啊 但如果有照片 |
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they would be crazy. |
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一定狂野极了 |
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You guys are good friends. |
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你们真是我的好朋友 |
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Dinner! |
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晚饭来啦 |
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Guys? |
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人呢 |
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I can't believe they left without saying good-bye. |
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他们竟然不告而别 |
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Wait a minute, what if they stole my work? |
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等一下 万一他们窃取了我的研究呢 |
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Wait a minute! |
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等一下 |
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What if they were never here at all? |
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万一他们根本没来过呢 |
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Wait a minute! |
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等一下 |
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What if they haven't gotten here yet |
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万一他们还没来到 |
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but they're on their way?! |
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但已经在路上了呢 |
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I better tidy up. |
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我还是赶紧收拾收拾 |
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Hello. |
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你好啊 |
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Welcome back. How'd it go? |
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欢迎回家 怎么样了 |
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Well, Dr. Wolcott's theories of time |
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沃尔科特博士关于时间的理论 |
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might save my new interpretation of string theory. |
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或许能拯救我对弦理论的新解读 |
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Oh, well, that's exciting. |
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真令人激动 |
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It is. |
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确实 |
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How was your bachelorette party? |
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你的单身女郎派对怎么样 |
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Well, I was in a bar, |
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我到酒吧去了 |
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and I saw some shirtless men. |
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还看到一些半裸的男人 |
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They were firemen, and they fought over me. |
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他们是消防员 为我展开了激烈的争夺 |
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But Penny and Bernadette got me out of there |
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但在胜利者得到我送的战利品前 |
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before the victor got my spoils. |
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佩妮和伯纳黛特就把我带走了 |
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I see. |
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知道了 |
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What's the matter? |
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怎么了 |
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You look glum. |
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你好像闷闷不乐的 |
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Amy, would you still love me |
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艾米 如果我不是你以为的那种人 |
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if I wasn't who you thought I was? |
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你还会爱我吗 |
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What are you talking about? |
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你在说什么呢 |
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Well, what if it turns out |
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如果我其实不是 |
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I'm not the single-minded, science-obsessed recluse |
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你当初爱上的那个专心致志 沉迷科学 |
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who puts his work above everything and everybody else |
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把研究看得比一切人事物都重要的隐士 |
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that you fell in love with? |
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怎么办 |
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What if I'm not the straightlaced, |
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如果我不是你以为的那个 |
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buttoned-up, quilting queen you thought I was? |
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严厉刻板 沉默寡言的缝被女王 怎么办 |
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What if I'm a... |
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如果我是个 |
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Riverdancing wild woman? |
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跳《大河之舞》的狂野女人呢 |
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I'd still love you. |
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我依然会爱你 |
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I'd still love you, too. |
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我也依然会爱你 |
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Do you really know how to Riverdance? |
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你真的会跳《大河之舞》吗 |
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You tell me. |
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你来告诉我啊 |
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I'm the only man you do that for. |
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你不许跳给其他男人看 |
