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第十一季 第二十三集 |
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That's not right. |
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这是不对的 |
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That's so unreasonable. |
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你这人根本不讲理呀 |
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Yeah, well, if you're going to be like this, |
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如果你要这样做 |
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then I don't want to talk to you right now, either. |
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那我也不想跟你说话了 |
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Okay. I love you. Bye. |
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好吧 爱你 拜拜 |
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Amazon customer support? |
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在和亚马逊客服讲话吗 |
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No, my mother. |
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不 是我妈 |
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Guess who she's insisting we invite to our wedding. |
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你猜她非要我们邀请谁来参加婚礼 |
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Jesus? |
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耶稣吗 |
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If only. |
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是就好了 |
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My brother. |
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是我哥哥 |
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Wait a minute. You didn't invite your brother to your own wedding? |
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等等 你没邀请你哥来参加婚礼吗 |
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He tormented me my whole childhood. |
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我的整个童年都是在他的淫威下度过的 |
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I don't think I should reward that type of behavior |
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这样的行为怎么能配获得 |
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《星球大战》系列中的宇宙飞船 |
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with a slice of wedding cake in the shape of the Millennium Falcon. |
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吃上一块千年隼形状结婚蛋糕的机会呢 |
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Try again. |
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你再说一遍 |
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A slice of wedding cake in the shape of a cake. |
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一块蛋糕形状的结婚蛋糕 |
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Look, he may have been mean to you when you were kids, |
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也许他小时候对你坏了点 |
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but you're both grown men now. |
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但你俩现在都是成年人了 |
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That's right. I'm a grown-up, |
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没错 我成年了 |
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and if I don't want to invite him to my wedding, then I won't. |
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如果我不想让他参加我婚礼 我就不用邀请他 |
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Okay. |
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好吧 |
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Except I have to 'cause my mommy's making me. |
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可我不得不邀请 因为我妈咪逼我做 |
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Okay, so each welcome bag gets a schedule of events, |
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每个迎宾礼袋中含有一张婚礼时间表 |
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a map, and chocolate from me. |
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一份地图和我送的巧克力 |
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And from Sheldon, a bottle of Purell... |
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谢尔顿送的一瓶免冲洗手液 |
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...the number for Poison Control in case someone |
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以及如果有人误喝了洗手液 |
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accidentally drinks the Purell, |
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需要拨打的毒物控制中心电话 |
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and a laminated table of elements |
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以及一张压膜的元素周期表 |
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because the American school system is a failure. |
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因为美国的学校系统就是垃圾 |
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How many out-of-town guests are there gonna be? |
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有多少客人是从外地来的 |
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I'm actually not sure. |
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我还真不知道 |
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Turns out Sheldon didn't invite his brother. |
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我才发现谢尔顿没有邀请他哥哥 |
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Mm. Now it's starting to sound like a wedding. |
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现在开始有婚礼的感觉了 |
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And his mom said she won't come if his brother's not there. |
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如果他哥不来 他妈也不肯来了 |
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Ooh, now it's starting to sound like a good wedding. |
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现在开始有完美婚礼的感觉了 |
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Hey, Bernie. |
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妮妮 |
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How do you know if someone has pink eye? |
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红眼病的症状是什么来着 |
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Um, their eye would be red, swollen and probably oozy. |
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眼睛发红 变肿 还有分泌物 |
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Okay, thanks. |
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好的 谢谢 |
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Both kids have pink eye. |
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咱家俩娃都得了红眼病 |
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Oh, no. |
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不会吧 |
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You stop right there. |
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你站着别动 |
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I'm getting married in a week; |
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我下周就要结婚了 |
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you are not giving me pink eye. |
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你可不能把红眼病传染给我 |
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I don't have pink eye. |
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我又没得红眼病 |
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Hey! Hey. Hey. |
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慢着 慢着 慢着 |
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Step away from the bride. |
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别靠近新娘 |
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Okay. I'll go back upstairs. |
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好 那我回楼上去了 |
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Get in the shower and then take those clothes and burn them. |
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赶紧去冲澡 然后把这身衣服都烧了 |
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Yeah, and all the rest of your clothes! |
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没错 把你其他衣服一起烧了 |
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Ah, worth a shot. |
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值得一试嘛 |
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So am I gonna be, like, the only single guy at Sheldon's wedding? |
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我是不是谢尔顿婚礼上唯一单身的人 |
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No. |
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不 |
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There-There'll be a lot of single people there. |
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还有好多单身人士在呢 |
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Stuart, Amy's great-aunt... |
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斯图尔特 艾米的姑姥姥 |
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Although, Stuart's already friended her on Facebook, |
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不过 斯图尔特加她脸书好友了 |
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so, better move quick. |
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所以你最好抓紧动作 |
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I got to find a date. |
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我必须找个伴了 |
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I don't want to be that sad single friend |
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我才不想做 |
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that everyone looks at with pity. |
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被众人报以同情目光的可怜单身狗 |
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Uh, I'm-I'm afraid that ship may have sailed. |
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我想这已经是无法挽回的事实了 |
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Leonard, |
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莱纳德 |
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you have a brother, right? |
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你也有哥哥对吧 |
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Yes. |
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对 |
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Is he the worst? |
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他是不是特讨厌 |
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Is he an unspeakable abomination? |
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是不是可恶到令人发指 |
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Does the very thought of him make your skin crawl? |
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是不是一想到他就让你毛骨悚然 |
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Well, he laughs at his own jokes, |
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他除了会说完笑话自己笑之外 |
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but otherwise he's okay. |
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其他方面还算不错啦 |
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Sheldon, what's going on? |
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谢尔顿 你怎么了 |
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I'm trying to invite my stupid brother to my wedding |
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我要邀请我那个傻大哥来参加婚礼 |
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and he's avoiding my calls. |
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可他故意不接我电话 |
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You don't know he's avoiding your calls. |
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你怎么知道他故意不接你电话 |
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Hey, you've reached George Cooper. |
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你好 我是乔治·库珀 |
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Please leave a message, unless this is Sheldon again, |
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有事请留言 但如果你是谢尔顿 |
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in which case, please try me on my other number, |
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那么请拨打我的另一个号码 |
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1-800-suck-it. |
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1-800-去死-吧 |
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See? |
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听到没 |
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And I know that's not a real number |
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我知道那号码是假的 |
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because why would it be toll-free? |
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谁会给自己弄个免费专线呀 |
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Sheldon, you tried. |
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谢尔顿 你尝试过了 |
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What more could you have done? |
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你也没有其他办法了 |
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Hey, why didn't you invite him in the first place? |
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你为什么一开始不邀请他呢 |
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You don't know what it was like growing up with him. |
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你不懂和他一起长大的恐怖体验 |
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I get it; I grew up with lots of brothers. |
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我懂 我兄弟多着呢 |
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My brother Adoot was especially mean. |
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我哥阿杜特就特别坏 |
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Really? I've never heard you mention Adoot. |
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真的吗 我从没听你说过阿杜特 |
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Yeah, sure I have. |
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我当然说过 |
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He's the one who left the door open when we were kids, |
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小时候就是他忘了关门 |
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and my pet mongoose ran away. |
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害我的宠物猫鼬跑掉了 |
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Stupid Adoot. |
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白痴阿杜特 |
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Look, uh, short of getting on a plane and flying there, |
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除了搭飞机亲自去找他 |
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what does your mother expect you to do? |
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你妈还指望你怎么做呢 |
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I kept saying no. |
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我一直在说我不要 |
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H-H-How am I here? |
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我怎么就坐上来了呢 |
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Hey, did I tell you? |
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我告诉你没 |
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- I found a date. - ?To the wedding? |
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我找到个伴了-去参加婚礼吗 |
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Uh, to coffee. |
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不 去喝咖啡 |
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But if things go well, Sheldon and Amy's wedding. |
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但如果进行顺利 谢尔顿和艾米的婚礼上见 |
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Aren't you worried it's a little intense |
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你不会担心邀请一个 |
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to ask someone you just met to go to a wedding? |
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刚认识的人参加婚礼会把人逼得太紧吗 |
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I'm running out of time. |
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我时间要不够了 |
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Wh-Wh-Why can't there be a service where you can |
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怎么没人开发一种服务 |
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just pay someone to be your date for the evening? |
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可以付钱请人假装当一晚你的伴侣呢 |
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Like an escort service? |
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就像三陪服务吗 |
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No, no, no. Y-You wouldn't be paying for sex. |
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不 不 不 不是付钱和她上床 |
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I mean, obviously if things went well, |
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虽然如果进展顺利 |
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it could lead to sex, but, but the money is for, |
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那自然会上床 但你主要是付钱请她 |
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like, you know, her time and companionship. |
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花时间陪伴你 |
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Oh, I get it... |
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我明白了 |
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an escort service. |
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三陪服务 |
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Stop saying that. |
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别再这么说了 |
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Stop meaning it. |
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别再不谋而合了 |
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Hey, Raj, remember when you borrowed |
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拉杰还记得你那天 |
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my VR goggles the other day? |
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借走我的虚拟实境眼镜吗 |
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Yeah. |
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记得 |
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Probably shouldn't have done that. |
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真不是个好主意啊 |
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轮胎医生 |
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So, wait, y-your brother is Dr. Tire? |
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等等 你哥就是轮胎医生吗 |
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Yes, and, apparently, |
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是的 而且呢 |
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it only takes half a semester of community college |
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只需要读半学期的社区大学 |
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to get that particular doctorate. |
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就能得到这个医生文凭 |
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We passed three of these stores on the way here. |
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我们一路上经过了三家分店呢 |
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Why did you say he's just "some loser who sells tires"? |
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你为什么会说他是"卖轮胎的废柴" |
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You're right, that was unfair. |
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你说得对 我那话有失公允 |
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He's a loser who sells more tires than anyone in Texas. |
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他是全德州轮胎销售量最高的废柴 |
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Oh, excuse me. |
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打扰了 |
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Uh, we're looking for a Georgie Cooper. |
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我们想找小乔治·库珀 |
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One second, I'll check to see if the doctor's in. |
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稍等片刻 我去看一下医生在不在 |
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He is not a doctor. |
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他才不是医生 |
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There's only one doctor here and it's me. |
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在场只有一个博士[医生] 那就是我 |
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I'm also a doctor. |
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我也是博士啊 |
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Do you want to wait in the car? |
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你想回车上等吗 |
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I wanted to wait in California. |
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我想在加州等啊 |
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So, is this Georgie? |
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他就是小乔治吗 |
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Yes. |
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是啊 |
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And what is he even using |
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他用那个听诊器 |
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that stethoscope to listen to? |
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是想要听出个什么鬼啊 |
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I don't know, small leak? |
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不知道啊 微小的漏气吗 |
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All right, that makes sense. |
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好吧 这合理 |
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What the hell are you doing here? |
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你他妈来这里干嘛 |
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Hello, Georgie. |
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你好 小乔治 |
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It's just George now. |
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现在叫乔治就行了 |
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Fine, George. |
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好吧 乔治 |
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No, I don't like it-- Georgie. |
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不行 人家不喜欢 小乔治 |
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I see you haven't changed one bit. |
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我看你真是一点都没变啊 |
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Thank you, that is a nice thing to say. |
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谢谢你 这话真动听 |
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Hey, I'm Leonard. |
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你好 我是莱纳德 |
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I'm here for-for no reason. |
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我来是因为.... 毫无理由 |
| 0,0:06:39.09, |
What do you want, Sheldon? |
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你想怎么样 谢尔顿 |
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Why aren't you returning my phone calls? |
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你为什么不回我的电话 |
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You're supposed to be the smart one; |
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你才应该是聪明的那个 |
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you figure it out. |
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你自己想 |
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He's not that kind of smart. |
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他不是这种聪明 |
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You might want to give him a hint. |
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你最好给他一点提示 |
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We haven't talked in over ten years, |
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我们有十多年没说过话了 |
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and now that you need something, |
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现在你有事求我 |
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you think you can just show up at my store? |
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你以为你就可以直接跑来我店里吗 |
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Well, let's just drop everything |
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我们把手头事情都先放一边 |
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to accommodate Sheldon. |
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先满足谢尔顿吧 |
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Nice try, |
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你少来 |
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but I am not a gullible little boy anymore. |
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我不再是容易上当的小男孩了 |
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I can recognize sarcasm. |
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我现在能听出话中带刺 |
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Okay. You're right. |
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好吧 你说得对 |
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I'm-I'm-I'm sorry. |
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抱歉 |
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Tell me what you need. |
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告诉我你有何需要 |
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Your wish is my command. |
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您的愿望对我就是圣旨 |
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That's better, thank you. |
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这次好多了 谢谢 |
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Oh, my God. |
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天啊 |
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Yeah, I got it, too. |
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对 我也得了 |
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Wow. You really can't keep your hands off Howard, can you? |
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你真是不碰霍华德会死 是吧 |
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I know, I have a problem. |
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我知道 我有病 |
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I just wanted to make sure you and Amy didn't get it. |
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我就想确认你跟艾米没得红眼病 |
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Well, I didn't get it. |
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我是没得啦 |
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You infected me a week before my wedding. |
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你在我婚礼前一周传染给我了 |
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What am I supposed to do about this? |
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我该怎么解决这个 |
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Wear a veil? |
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戴上面纱 |
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It's not funny. |
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一点都不好笑 |
| 0,0:07:55.15, |
Look at what you've done to me! |
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看看你对我做了什么 |
| 0,0:07:57.80, |
Could you just, like, not touch my computer |
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你能不能 别碰我的电脑 |
| 0,0:08:00.34, |
or... like, anything else. I just, ugh, |
| |
或是其他东西 我... |
| 0,0:08:03.96, |
I don't want to look like that in your wedding photos. |
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我不想在你婚礼照片上留下这副丑样儿 |
| 0,0:08:08.90, |
There aren't gonna be any wedding photos. |
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不会有什么婚礼照片了 |
| 0,0:08:10.60, |
My fiancé's a germophobe. |
| |
我的未婚夫有洁癖 |
| 0,0:08:12.10, |
If he finds out I'm contagious, |
| |
要是被他发现我得了传染病 |
| 0,0:08:13.49, |
he'll never come back from Texas. |
| |
他就会永远留在德州不回来了 |
| 0,0:08:15.80, |
What if we tell him the theme of the wedding is Walking Dead |
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如果我们告诉他 婚礼主题是《行尸走肉》 |
| 0,0:08:18.62, |
and this is our zombie makeup? |
| |
这是我们的丧尸妆怎么样 |
| 0,0:08:21.94, |
That'll probably work. |
| |
这应该能行 |
| 0,0:08:22.80, |
We'll call that plan B. |
| |
我们先把这列为B计划 |
| 0,0:08:26.47, |
Oh, well... |
| |
好吧 |
| 0,0:08:29.43, |
Turns out this is gonna come in handy after all. |
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结果这个东西还是有用武之处的啊 |
| 0,0:08:35.11, |
Hold up. I-I'm confused. |
| |
等一下 我没听明白 |
| 0,0:08:36.96, |
You didn't want me at your wedding, |
| |
你不想我参加你的婚礼 |
| 0,0:08:38.75, |
but now that Mom won't come, |
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但现在妈不愿意来 |
| 0,0:08:40.42, |
you want me there. |
| |
你就希望我参加了 |
| 0,0:08:42.37, |
I know you don't hear this a lot, |
| |
我知道你不常听到这话 |
| 0,0:08:44.22, |
but that is exactly right. |
| |
但你说得完全正确 |
| 0,0:08:45.71, |
Good job. |
| |
干得好 |
| 0,0:08:48.80, |
Not helping, Sheldon. |
| |
这是火上浇油 谢尔顿 |
| 0,0:08:50.81, |
Listen here, |
| |
听好了 |
| 0,0:08:51.96, |
you want me at your wedding, |
| |
你希望我参加你的婚礼 |
| 0,0:08:53.75, |
all you got to do is ask nicely. |
| |
你只需礼貌地问我就行了 |
| 0,0:08:58.64, |
- Georgie. - ?George. |
| |
小乔治-是乔治 |
| 0,0:09:03.36, |
I would like you at my wedding. |
| |
我希望你能来参加我的婚礼 |
| 0,0:09:07.23, |
Thank you, Sheldon. |
| |
谢谢你 谢尔顿 |
| 0,0:09:08.92, |
That is so nice to hear. |
| |
听见这话真暖心 |
| 0,0:09:11.62, |
But I would rather swallow a pregnant wildcat |
| |
但我宁可吞掉一只怀孕的野猫 |
| 0,0:09:14.19, |
and crap out a litter of kittens. |
| |
并拉出一窝小奶猫也不去 |
| 0,0:09:19.63, |
It is fitting that you got into tires, |
| |
你做轮胎行业最适合不过了 |
| 0,0:09:21.99, |
because you are tiresome. |
| |
因为你"胎"讨厌了 |
| 0,0:09:25.56, |
Sheldon, come on. |
| |
谢尔顿 过来 |
| 0,0:09:28.26, |
Was that too mean? |
| |
我说得太恶毒了吗 |
| 0,0:09:29.14, |
No, not too mean, not too good either. |
| |
不算太恶毒 但哏也有点烂 |
| 0,0:09:39.03, |
No, Mother. That's not fair. |
| |
不 妈妈 这不公平 |
| 0,0:09:41.72, |
But he told... |
| |
但他对我说... |
| 0,0:09:43.49, |
Yes, ma'am. |
| |
是的 女士 |
| 0,0:09:45.39, |
But I said... |
| |
但我说... |
| 0,0:09:47.04, |
Yes, ma'am. |
| |
是的 女士 |
| 0,0:09:49.41, |
Good-bye. |
| |
再见 |
| 0,0:09:51.60, |
What'd she say? |
| |
她怎么说 |
| 0,0:09:52.85, |
She's not getting in the middle of it |
| |
她不会插手 |
| 0,0:09:54.57, |
because we "boys need to work it out ourselves." |
| |
因为我们"兄弟俩得自己解决问题" |
| 0,0:09:58.24, |
Oh, maybe it's fine if she doesn't come to the wedding. |
| |
她不来参加婚礼或许也没关系 |
| 0,0:10:01.04, |
I've got Amy now, |
| |
我现在有艾米了 |
| 0,0:10:02.51, |
and she can do everything a mom can do and more. |
| |
妈妈能做的她都能做 还远不止此 |
| 0,0:10:07.02, |
Say that to her on the wedding night. |
| |
洞房花烛夜对她说这句话 |
| 0,0:10:08.28, |
Really spice things up. |
| |
能增添情趣呢 |
| 0,0:10:11.10, |
This is all Georgie's fault. |
| |
这都是小乔治的错 |
| 0,0:10:13.08, |
My whole childhood, he was mean to me. |
| |
我整个童年时期他都欺负我 |
| 0,0:10:15.22, |
Sorry. I know what it's like to live with a bully. |
| |
辛苦了 我知道跟一个恶霸同住是什么感觉 |
| 0,0:10:19.08, |
Your brother bullied you? |
| |
你哥哥也欺负你吗 |
| 0,0:10:20.54, |
Oh, I was talking about Penny, but sure, yeah. |
| |
我说的是佩妮 不过他当然也有 |
| 0,0:10:23.89, |
Once, when I was eight, |
| |
我八岁那一次 |
| 0,0:10:25.27, |
I was going to dress as my favorite scientist for Halloween, |
| |
我准备在万圣节扮成我最喜欢的科学家 |
| 0,0:10:27.92, |
and Georgie threw my costume away. |
| |
小乔治竟然把我的服装扔了 |
| 0,0:10:30.15, |
I had to wear a sheet and go as a ghost. |
| |
我不得不罩上床单 扮成鬼 |
| 0,0:10:33.35, |
Scared myself all night long. |
| |
整晚都吓死我自己了 |
| 0,0:10:37.20, |
Well, look, we don't fly out until the morning. |
| |
我们明早才飞走 |
| 0,0:10:39.55, |
Why don't I try and talk to him, give it one more shot? |
| |
不如我去跟他谈谈 再试一次 |
| 0,0:10:43.90, |
All right. |
| |
好吧 |
| 0,0:10:46.61, |
But if he says, "Nerd says what," |
| |
但如果他说 "书呆说什么" |
| 0,0:10:48.16, |
- Don't answer him. - ?What? |
| |
别回答他-什么 |
| 0,0:10:49.52, |
You are a lamb to the slaughter. |
| |
你犹如待宰的羔羊 |
| 0,0:10:55.35, |
So, how was your date? |
| |
你的约会怎么样 |
| 0,0:11:00.13, |
It was going well until my eye dripped in her latte. |
| |
本来很顺利 直到我眼睛分泌物滴进她咖啡 |
| 0,0:11:05.74, |
We're so sorry we ruined your date. |
| |
很抱歉我们毁了你的约会 |
| 0,0:11:07.76, |
Oh, boo-hoo. |
| |
真是可怜呢 |
| 0,0:11:10.92, |
His date got ruined. |
| |
他的约会毁了 |
| 0,0:11:12.26, |
I'm about to get married, and look at me. |
| |
我可是快结婚了 看看我 |
| 0,0:11:16.67, |
It looks like it's getting better. |
| |
看起来有好转了 |
| 0,0:11:17.90, |
Oh, does it? |
| |
是吗 |
| 0,0:11:18.88, |
Does it look like that with your two clear eyes? |
| |
你两只清澈明亮的眼睛看到的吗 |
| 0,0:11:23.99, |
I'm sorry. Are you mad that I don't have pink eye? |
| |
不好意思 你是在气我没得红眼病吗 |
| 0,0:11:26.49, |
- What do you think? - Yes! |
| |
你说呢-没错 |
| 0,0:11:32.02, |
Uh-huh. Okay. |
| |
好的 |
| 0,0:11:33.24, |
Okay. Uh, uh, listen, I hear you. |
| |
好的 我听到了 |
| 0,0:11:36.19, |
美国职橄球联盟史上最成功的的球队之一 |
| |
|
| 0,0:11:36.19, |
I know they're pricey, but these are the Dallas Cowboys of tires, okay? |
| |
我知道很贵 但这些可是轮胎中的达拉斯牛仔队 |
| 0,0:11:41.68, |
And we're talking the Troy Aikman Cowboys, |
| |
我说的可是特洛伊·艾克曼时期的牛仔队 |
| 0,0:11:41.68, |
均为牛仔队的四分卫 |
| |
|
| 0,0:11:43.50, |
not that pretty boy Tony Romo. |
| |
可不是小白脸托尼·罗莫时期 |
| 0,0:11:46.97, |
All right. Good call. |
| |
好的 好选择 |
| 0,0:11:48.90, |
You won't regret it. |
| |
你不会后悔的 |
| 0,0:11:50.80, |
Boom! ? |
| |
炸裂 |
| 0,0:11:51.77, |
Wow. That was impressive. Yeah. |
| |
好厉害啊 |
| 0,0:11:53.76, |
Well, it's easy when you love your product |
| |
这并不难 只要你热爱自己的产品 |
| 0,0:11:56.25, |
and hate Tony Romo. |
| |
以及讨厌托尼·罗莫 |
| 0,0:11:59.33, |
Yeah, that guy's the... |
| |
是啊 那家伙真是... |
| 0,0:12:01.64, |
Actually, I don't, I don't know who that guy is. |
| |
其实我不知道他是谁 |
| 0,0:12:04.96, |
If you are here about Sheldon's wedding, don't bother. |
| |
如果你是来当谢尔顿婚礼的说客 省省吧 |
| 0,0:12:08.11, |
Come on. I-I know you two have your differences. |
| |
别这样 我知道你俩有些[意见]不同 |
| 0,0:12:10.82, |
You mean pretty much everything about us? |
| |
你是指基本上在所有方面都不同吗 |
| 0,0:12:12.80, |
Well, not everything. |
| |
也不是所有方面啦 |
| 0,0:12:14.51, |
You're both tall, you have the same last name. |
| |
你们都很高 你们的姓氏都一样 |
| 0,0:12:18.99, |
Maybe I shouldn't have started this like it was a list. |
| |
也许我一开始不应该说得好像能列出很多条 |
| 0,0:12:22.56, |
You have no idea what you are talking about. |
| |
你根本不知道自己在说什么 |
| 0,0:12:24.89, |
Ooh, there-- that-that was very Sheldon. |
| |
你看 这语气像极了谢尔顿 |
| 0,0:12:29.29, |
Look, I-I'm sure he was not the easiest brother to have, |
| |
我很肯定他不是好相处的弟弟 |
| 0,0:12:33.01, |
but it wasn't easy for him either, |
| |
但他也不好过 |
| 0,0:12:34.79, |
with you picking on him all the time. |
| |
因为你经常欺负他 |
| 0,0:12:38.48, |
Picking on him? Is that what he told you? |
| |
欺负他 他是这么说的吗 |
| 0,0:12:41.32, |
Well, what about the time |
| |
比如那一次 |
| 0,0:12:42.58, |
you threw away his Halloween costume? |
| |
你扔掉他的万圣节服饰呢 |
| 0,0:12:45.33, |
Well, yeah, 'cause he was gonna dress as some girl scientist. |
| |
但那是因为他想打扮成女科学家啊 |
| 0,0:12:51.48, |
Madame Curie? |
| |
居里夫人吗 |
| 0,0:12:53.76, |
Oh, I didn't know she was a madam. |
| |
我不知道她还是个鸨母[夫人]啊 |
| 0,0:12:58.34, |
Come on. He was still gonna get beat up for wearing that dress. |
| |
拜托 他穿那个裙子 我不揍也会有别人揍 |
| 0,0:13:01.21, |
Well, didn't you sit on his head |
| |
你不是还在他要看 |
| 0,0:13:02.84, |
while he tried to watch Star Trek? |
| |
《星际迷航》的时候坐他头上了吗 |
| 0,0:13:04.70, |
Well, yeah, but that was hilarious. |
| |
对啊 可是那样超好笑 |
| 0,0:13:08.69, |
That is pretty hilarious, yeah. |
| |
的确是还挺好笑的 |
| 0,0:13:11.55, |
Look, I mean, I always looked out for him at school. |
| |
拜托 以前上学时我总罩着他 |
| 0,0:13:14.47, |
I drove him everywhere. |
| |
我开车载他到处去 |
| 0,0:13:15.54, |
I apologized to people when he was rude. |
| |
他失礼时我替他跟人赔不是 |
| 0,0:13:17.76, |
Yeah. I've done all that. |
| |
这些我也全做了 |
| 0,0:13:20.36, |
I've also removed all the red balloons from his Lucky Charms |
| |
我还帮他挑掉爱尔兰小精灵麦片里 |
| 0,0:13:23.55, |
because they weren't "Irish enough." |
| |
他觉得不够"爱尔兰"的红色气球状麦片 |
| 0,0:13:25.82, |
All right. So you know what I'm talking about. |
| |
那你应该懂我说的意思啊 |
| 0,0:13:27.57, |
And has he ever thanked you? |
| |
那他可曾谢过你 |
| 0,0:13:30.35, |
Not in so many words, |
| |
没用太多言语... |
| 0,0:13:32.47, |
or any words. |
| |
或任何言语说过 |
| 0,0:13:34.61, |
Would it kill him to actually say it? |
| |
那让他表达感激一下是会死吗 |
| 0,0:13:38.26, |
No. No, it wouldn't kill him. |
| |
不 的确不会死 |
| 0,0:13:44.08, |
Leonard, |
| |
莱纳德 |
| 0,0:13:46.33, |
you know how I got the money |
| |
你知道我是怎么拿到钱 |
| 0,0:13:47.84, |
to open up my first store? |
| |
来开我第一家店的吗 |
| 0,0:13:51.38, |
I busted my ass for it, |
| |
是我拼了老命弄来的 |
| 0,0:13:53.39, |
cause all the extra money that we had had to go to Sheldon |
| |
因为我家多余的钱全都要给谢尔顿 |
| 0,0:13:55.83, |
so he could go to college and he could go study in Germany. |
| |
好供他上大学和去德国读书 |
| 0,0:14:00.41, |
And do you know what he's never said to me? |
| |
你知道他从没对我说过什么吗 |
| 0,0:14:02.95, |
Danke schon? |
| |
当颗藓 |
| 0,0:14:07.13, |
It's, uh, "thank you" in German. |
| |
这是"谢谢"的德语 |
| 0,0:14:09.48, |
Do you need me to sit on your head? |
| |
需要我也坐到你脑袋上吗 |
| 0,0:14:12.95, |
Nope. |
| |
不用了 |
| 0,0:14:14.39, |
After all my sacrifices, |
| |
在我牺牲了那么多之后 |
| 0,0:14:16.96, |
guess which kid my mom is the most proud of. |
| |
你猜我妈最以哪个孩子为荣 |
| 0,0:14:21.93, |
If it makes you feel any better, |
| |
不知道这话能不能安慰到你 |
| 0,0:14:23.52, |
my mom's most proud of Sheldon, too, so... |
| |
但我妈最引以为荣的也是谢尔顿 所以... |
| 0,0:14:27.63, |
Leonard, |
| |
莱纳德 |
| 0,0:14:29.44, |
you want a beer? |
| |
要来瓶啤酒吗 |
| 0,0:14:31.07, |
Yeah, I would love a beer. |
| |
我愿意来瓶啤酒 |
| 0,0:14:33.19, |
There you go. |
| |
给 |
| 0,0:14:33.94, |
- Thanks. Can you open it for me? - No, it's a twist-off. |
| |
-谢谢 你能帮忙我打开吗 -这是拧开的那种 |
| 0,0:14:36.16, |
I know. |
| |
我知道 |
| 0,0:14:48.41, |
Hey! |
| |
看 |
| 0,0:14:49.55, |
I got all the beads to the other side. |
| |
我把所有珠珠都弄到另一边了 |
| 0,0:14:53.71, |
It's not a puzzle, Penny. |
| |
佩妮 这又不是什么谜题 |
| 0,0:14:57.20, |
Do you really want to be touching that? |
| |
你确定你要碰那些东西吗 |
| 0,0:14:58.92, |
Do you know how many sick kids...? |
| |
你知道有多少生病的孩子摸... |
| 0,0:15:00.56, |
You know, never mind. Knock yourself out. |
| |
算了没事 你尽量玩 |
| 0,0:15:05.36, |
Bernadette says they're checking the kids now. |
| |
伯纳黛特说他们在检查孩子了 |
| 0,0:15:07.43, |
You know, maybe we didn't all need to come. |
| |
其实我们不用全部都来的吧 |
| 0,0:15:09.80, |
Hey, whatever kind of pink eye their kids have, I have, |
| |
他们孩子得了哪种红眼病 我就得了哪种 |
| 0,0:15:13.23, |
and I need to know. |
| |
我需要知道情况 |
| 0,0:15:14.54, |
And if it's viral, I'm screwed. |
| |
如果是病毒性的 那我惨了 |
| 0,0:15:16.42, |
Maybe not. You know, I know it's not traditional wedding attire, |
| |
不一定 我知道这不算传统婚礼服饰 |
| 0,0:15:19.91, |
but how about a welder's mask? |
| |
但焊工面罩你觉得如何 |
| 0,0:15:23.52, |
If you know a welder, |
| |
如果你认识焊工 |
| 0,0:15:24.50, |
美国婚礼习俗 婚礼需要准备四样东西 |
| |
分别是新的 旧的 借的 蓝的 |
| 0,0:15:24.50, |
that could be your "something borrowed." |
| |
那面罩可以算你"借来的东西" |
| 0,0:15:28.94, |
Great news! It's bacterial! |
| |
好消息 是好治的细菌性 |
| 0,0:15:30.73, |
- Yeah! ?- Yeah. ?Yes! |
| |
太好了-棒 |
| 0,0:15:32.32, |
- Yeah. ?- Yes. ? |
| |
赞啦-耶 |
| 0,0:15:33.28, |
What are you doing?! Wash your hands! |
| |
你们在干嘛 快去洗手 |
| 0,0:15:35.37, |
Oh. ?Not you. |
| |
你不必了 |
| 0,0:15:40.31, |
Hello. Room service? |
| |
你好 客房服务吗 |
| 0,0:15:41.71, |
I'm calling about the club sandwich on your menu. |
| |
我打来是想说一下你们的总汇三明治 |
| 0,0:15:45.87, |
No, I-I don't want one. |
| |
不 我没有要点 |
| 0,0:15:47.44, |
I just want you to spell it correctly. |
| |
我只是想纠正你们的错字 |
| 0,0:15:51.15, |
Unless the "Club" is the Poor Typing Club. |
| |
除非你们的"总会"是指总会写错字 |
| 0,0:15:55.19, |
Okay. |
| |
好 |
| 0,0:15:55.85, |
Now let's discuss this 15% "gratooty"? |
| |
现在来说你们的15%小"废" |
| 0,0:16:02.53, |
Yeah-- well, that was rude. |
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对... 你这样也太没礼貌了 |
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Someone just lost their gratooty. |
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某人要得不到小"废"了 |
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Sheldon, you need to apologize to your brother. |
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谢尔顿 你得跟你哥哥道歉 |
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I'm sorry? ? |
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你说什么[抱歉] |
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Yes. Like that, but nicer, and that way. |
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是的 就是这样 但面向那里语气好点 |
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I have nothing to apologize for. |
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我没有什么好对他道歉的 |
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I told you this was a bad idea. |
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我就跟你说这是烂主意 |
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Sometimes you can't patch a tire. |
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有些轮胎是补不了的 |
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You just got to buy a new one. |
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你只能买新的换 |
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Actually, that's always the case. |
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其实永远都是这样 |
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Never patch, buy new. |
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永远别补 汰旧换新 |
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While I appreciate your folksy tire wisdom, |
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虽然我挺欣赏你的民间轮胎箴言 |
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I don't appreciate what you're putting Mom through. |
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但我并不欣赏你让妈遭受的事 |
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What would you know about what Mom's been through? |
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妈遭受什么你知道个鬼啊 |
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You were never home. |
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你一直都不在家 |
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Yeah, this is good. |
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这样挺好的 |
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Get it all out. ? |
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把不满都说出来 |
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- Not now! ?- Shut up! |
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不是时候-闭嘴 |
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You went away to college after Dad died. |
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爸去世后你就去上了大学 |
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Who do you think took care of everything? |
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你觉得是谁负责照顾了家里 |
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Mom did. Mom always took care of everything. |
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妈妈啊 妈总是照顾好了一切 |
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Mom was a mess, Missy was a dumb teenager. |
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妈妈当时魂不守舍 米希是个中二少女 |
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I had to look after both of 'em. |
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只能我来一肩挑起照顾她们的责任 |
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I talked to Mom all the time. |
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我整天都有跟妈打电话啊 |
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If she was upset, she would have told me. |
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她如果不开心会告诉我的吧 |
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She was protecting you, you idiot, |
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她是在保护你 你个白痴 |
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just like everyone always does. |
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你生活中我们所有人都这样 |
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If things were bad, |
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如果情况那么糟糕 |
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then why didn't you tell me? |
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那你为什么不告诉我 |
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Because I was protecting you, too. |
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因为我也在保护你啊 |
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You're my baby brother, Sheldon. |
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谢尔顿 你是我的弟弟 |
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I know life has been hard for you, |
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我知道你从小就过得辛苦 |
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but that don't mean it's been easy for the rest of us. |
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但这并不代表我们其他人就一帆风顺啊 |
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I suppose I didn't think about how it was for everyone else. |
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我好像是没有想过其他人的感受 |
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No, that's all right. |
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算了 没事 |
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I know you didn't. |
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我知道你没想过 |
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I'm sorry. |
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对不起 |
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Thank you. |
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谢谢 |
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And it would mean a lot to me |
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如果我的大哥能出席我婚礼 |
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to have my big brother at my wedding. |
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那将对我意义非常重大 |
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I wouldn't miss it. |
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我不会错过 |
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Is it me, or did we just patch a tire? |
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是我错觉 还是我们刚补好了一个轮胎 |
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He said, "never patch." do you even listen? |
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他说了"永远别补" 你不听人说话的吗 |
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Hey, how's it going? |
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情况怎么样啦 |
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Really good. |
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非常好 |
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Georgie's going to come to the wedding. |
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小乔治会来参加我们的婚礼 |
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Oh, that's great! |
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那太好了 |
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Why aren't you looking at the camera? |
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你为什么不看镜头 |
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Oh, you know, I'm just working on my peripheral vision. |
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我是在锻炼我的周边视觉 |
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Well, that is nonsense. |
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你在说什么胡话 |
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Your peripheral vision is fine. |
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你的周边视觉好得很 |
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Are those women's magazines making you feel bad |
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是不是那些女性杂志又让你觉得 |
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about yourself again? |
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自己这里不好那里不好了 |
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Yup, that is what's happening. |
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是的 正是这个情况 |
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I have told you before, those women are airbrushed |
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这话我跟你说过了 杂志上的女人全都靠修图 |
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to make it look like they have good vision. |
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这次也是修了好看起来像有好视力 |
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Hey, I-I was thinking, |
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话说我想到 |
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now that you and your brother made up, |
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现在你跟你大哥和好了 |
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there's no reason to rush home. |
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你也不用着急回家啊 |
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Maybe you and Leonard could, could stay for, uh... |
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或许你跟莱纳德可以多待... |
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two to three more fun-filled days there. |
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两到三个充满欢乐的日子后再回来啊 |
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That's a great idea! |
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真是个好主意啊 |
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Hey, Leonard, good news. |
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莱纳德 有好消息 |
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We do have time to visit the Museum of the American Railroad! |
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我们现在有时间去参观美国铁路博物馆了 |
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I'd say no, but what's the point? |
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我想拒绝 但说了又有何用 |
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Ooh. You might not want to get too close. |
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你最好别太接近我 |
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Pink eye. |
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红眼病 |
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Me, too! |
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我也是 |
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- Bacterial? - ?Yeah. |
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细菌性的吗-是的 |
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Same! ? |
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一样 |
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I-I know this is gonna sound crazy, but... |
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我知道这话听起来可能很疯狂 但... |
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would you be interested in going to a wedding with me? |
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你会有兴趣跟我一起去参加个婚礼吗 |
