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第十一季 第二十二集 |
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What-what are you doing? |
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你这是在干嘛 |
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The light is red so I came to a stop. |
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红灯了 所以我停下啊 |
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You're in a stolen cop car with a dead hooker in the trunk. |
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你开着偷来的警车 后车厢还有死掉的妓女 |
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You don't have to obey traffic laws. |
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你不必遵守交通规则吧 |
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I know I don't have to. |
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我知道我不必 |
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The fun is choosing to. |
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但选择遵守才是乐趣所在啊 |
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Hey. Missed you guys at the faculty mixer. |
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你们没有来学院聚会啊 |
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Ah, you should have been there; dessert was bananas. |
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真应该来的 甜点简直香蕉你个芭乐赞 |
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Sorry, that was misleading. The dessert was pie, |
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抱歉 这话有点歧义 甜点是派 |
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but the pie was bananas. |
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这个派香蕉你个大西瓜赞 |
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Actually, the pie was cherry, |
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其实这个派是樱桃口味 |
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but the taste of the pie was... bananas. |
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但吃起来这美味简直香蕉你个大樱桃 |
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Those mixers are such a waste of university money. |
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这些聚会根本就是在浪费大学的钱 |
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If they spent less money |
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如果学校少把钱花在 |
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on frivolous nonsense and more money on science, |
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这些琐碎的狗屁上 多花钱在科学上 |
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we'd all be better off. |
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对大家都有好处 |
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You're a theoretical physicist. |
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你就是个理论物理学家 |
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What more do you need than an office and a whiteboard? |
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除了一个办公室跟一张白板 你还需要什么 |
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Someday, my new formulas on entropy decrease |
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某一天 我的量子退相干导致熵减少的 |
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due to quantum decoherence will need to be tested |
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新公式将会需要测试 |
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and that will require funding. |
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到时候就会需要资金 |
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Your theories are pretty abstract. |
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你的理论都挺抽象的 |
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I wouldn't even know how to |
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我都不知道该怎么 |
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design an experiment to prove them. |
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设计出证明它们的实验 |
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Says the experimental physicist. |
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某实验物理学家如是说 |
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Well, I know a place the university can make some cuts. |
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我知道大学可以从哪里削减支出了 |
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Bye, Leonard. |
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莱纳德 拜拜了您那 |
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One second, one second. |
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慢着 慢着 |
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He's got a point. |
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他说的不无道理啊 |
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In order to corroborate your string theory research, |
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要想证实你的弦理论研究 |
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you'd have to create a black hole. |
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你就得制造出一个黑洞 |
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Wouldn't that destroy the Earth? |
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那不会毁掉地球吗 |
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Perhaps, but we'd all go to the grave knowing I was right. |
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或许吧 但大家都可以知道我是对的再入土 |
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I guess you could create a contained microscopic black hole. |
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我想或许你可以制造个微型黑洞啊 |
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Huh. Interesting. |
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有意思 |
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Welcome back, Leonard. |
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欢迎回来 莱纳德 |
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Sorry, you're out. |
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抱歉 你得卷铺盖了 |
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What did I do? |
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我做什么了 |
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Exactly. |
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正是如此 |
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Ooh, this one's pretty. |
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这个好好看 |
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Mm. My mother wouldn't approve; |
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我妈不会同意 |
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shows too much clavicle. |
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露太多锁骨了 |
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She calls it "The bosom's welcome mat." |
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她把锁骨称为"胸部的迎宾脚踏垫" |
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I can't wait to get drunk |
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我真是等不及要喝醉 |
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and pick a fight with her at your wedding. |
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然后在婚礼上跟她起争执了 |
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It's just so hard to tell what will look good on me. |
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真的好难知道到底哪件我穿起来会好看 |
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No. This is just to give you ideas. |
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不 这只是让你知道个方向 |
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You know, do-do you want something simple and elegant? |
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让你知道你是想要简单高雅款呢 |
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I mean, do you want a train? |
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你想要拖尾[火车]吗 |
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Ooh, we're talking about trains. |
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大家在聊火车啊 |
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Not the kind of trains you like. |
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不是你喜欢的那种火车 |
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Oh, I like all kinds of trains-- steam, diesel, |
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我喜欢所有火车啊 蒸汽火车 柴油火车 |
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coal, elevated, bullet. |
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煤炭火车 高架列车 子弹列车 |
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I defy you to name a train that I don't like. |
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你有本事就说出个我不喜欢的火车 |
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The kind on the back of a wedding dress? |
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在婚纱后面的那种火车[拖尾] |
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I did not see that coming. Good job. |
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我完全没料到这个 你厉害 |
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But while we're on the subject of fashion, |
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趁我们刚好在聊有关时尚的话题 |
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I'm asking the university for some funding tomorrow. |
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我明天想跟大学要研究资金 |
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What should I wear? |
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我应该穿什么 |
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Mm. Well, I've got a push-up bra I can loan you |
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我有一件聚拢提升型胸罩可以借你穿 |
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that always gets me free drinks. |
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它总能让我得到免费酒水 |
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How much money are you asking for? |
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你想要多少经费 |
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$500 million. |
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5亿 |
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Then I'd go no bra. |
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那我劝你直接不穿胸罩去吧 |
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What do you need that kind of money for? |
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你要这么大一笔钱干什么啊 |
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I have figured out an experimental design |
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我想出了一个实验设计 |
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that may corroborate my latest thinking on string theory. |
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可以证实我最新的弦理论想法 |
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I just need 2,148 high-power lasers |
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我只需要2148台大功率激光器 |
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to compress 20 micrograms of gold into a small enough volume |
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来把20微克的黄金压缩到足够小的质量 |
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to make a microscopic black hole. |
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从而创造出一个微型黑洞 |
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Just nod. |
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点头就好了 |
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Sheldon, they're not gonna give you half a billion dollars. |
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谢尔顿 他们不会给你5亿的 |
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I mean, they won't even give me that much |
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连我都要不到那么多 |
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and I keep promising I can make people's brains "grow younger." |
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我可是保证了我能让人的大脑"返老还童"呢 |
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Can you? |
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你能吗 |
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No. Shh. |
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不能 |
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But I need it. It's the only way to settle the contradictions |
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但我需要啊 这是唯一有办法解决 |
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between gravity and quantum mechanics. |
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重力与量子力学间矛盾的方法了 |
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Well, it's too much money, you can't ask for that all at once. |
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这要求的款项太大笔了 你不能一次要这么多 |
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Well, what if I ask for it in six easy installments |
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那我让他们分6期付款如何 |
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of $83,333,333.33? |
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每次给8333万3333.33 |
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Okay. What if you asked for $20 million? |
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好吧 那你去要个2千万如何 |
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I'm sorry, I'm trying to do science, |
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抱歉 我是要做科学研究 |
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not hire Lady Gaga to come to my birthday. |
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不是要请嘎嘎小姐来我生日表演 |
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Do you even know who Lady Gaga is? |
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你知道人家嘎嘎小姐[歌手]是谁吗 |
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Presumably, the wife of Lord Gaga. |
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我推断她应该是嘎嘎先生的老婆 |
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Sheldon, you know, Penny's got a point. |
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谢尔顿 其实佩妮说的有道理 |
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Sometimes when you want something big from someone, |
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有时候你想跟别人提一个大要求 |
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you-you got to be careful not to scare them away, you know? |
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你得小心别一下就把别人给吓跑 懂吗 |
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You got to start small and-and build up slowly, |
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你得小火开始 慢慢加料慢慢炖 |
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even if it takes eight years. |
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哪怕得炖他个足足八年 |
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Eight long years. |
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八个漫长的年头 |
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That's oddly specific. |
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年数莫名精确啊 |
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Have you ever done that? |
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你做过这件事吗 |
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Nope. |
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没有 |
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So with this level of high-power laser array, |
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用这个程度的大功率激光器阵列 |
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we would actually be able to solve |
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我们终于可以有办法 |
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the black hole information paradox once and for all. |
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一劳永逸地解决黑洞信息悖论呢 |
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That's impressive, and how much funding were you looking for? |
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非常出色 那你需要多少研究资金呢 |
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$20 million. |
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2千万 |
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Really? |
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真的吗 |
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You think you can build that for $20 million? |
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你觉得你用2千万就能造出来吗 |
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Not a chance. |
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下辈子吧 |
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I'm sorry, then why are you asking me for it? |
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抱歉 那你为什么跟我要这数目 |
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Because once you've spent $20 million, |
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因为一旦你已经花了2千万 |
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you're much more likely to give me an additional 50. |
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你就很有可能再给我追加5千万 |
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So actually, what you're saying is with $70 million, |
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所以其实你的意思是 只要有7千万 |
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you can build this. |
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你就能造出这个 |
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I can see why you'd think that, but no. |
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我能理解您为何这么想 但非也 |
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You can't go to the board of trustees |
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你肯定不能去跟董事会的人说 |
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and say you gave Sheldon Cooper $70 million |
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你给了谢尔顿·库珀7千万美元 |
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and have nothing to show for it. |
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但什么能拿出来的成果都没有 |
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No. The only way you'd be able to save face is to double down. |
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不能 你唯一保留颜面的方法就是再加一倍 |
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So 140? |
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所以就是1亿4千万 |
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And then double again. |
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然后还得再加倍 |
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280? |
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2亿8千万吗 |
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And then-- good news-- not quite double again. |
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然后有个好消息 再将近双倍一次 |
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So, uh, what do you say? |
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所以... 您怎么说 |
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We have a deal? |
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我们说好了吗 |
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He said no? |
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他拒绝了吗 |
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No. That's only a two letter word. |
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不要只有两个字 |
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You're gonna have to double down. |
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你得再加倍 |
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Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon, but this sort of thing happens. |
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我也很遗憾 谢尔顿 但这种事常有 |
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Higgs had to wait almost 50 years |
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科学家希格斯等了足足50年 |
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before they built a collider big enough to prove his theory. |
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他们才终于建了一个大到足以证明他理论的对撞机 |
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50 years? |
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50年吗 |
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But I want to play with it now. |
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但我现在就想玩到它 |
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You just have to wait for science to catch up |
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你得等等 等到科学够进步了 |
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or technology to get cheaper. |
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或者这科技技术变便宜了 |
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Think about, uh, DVD players-- |
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你想想比如DVD播放器 |
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they used to cost, like, a thousand dollars, |
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以前一台要上千块钱 |
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but just the other day I used one to smash a bug. |
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但前几天我还用一台来砸扁虫子 |
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Yeah, you-you just have to be patient. |
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对 你得有耐心 |
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But what if while I'm being patient, |
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但要是我耐心等候时 |
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someone more relentless than me |
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有比我更死缠烂打的人 |
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badgers their university into giving them money? |
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逼得他们大学给他们拨款了呢 |
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If there's someone more relentless than you, |
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如果有人比你更死缠烂打 |
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I'd like to meet them. |
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我还挺想会会他们 |
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I would not. |
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我不想 |
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I'm not waiting for the university to come around. |
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我不会坐等大学自己想通 |
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I'll find another way to raise the money. |
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我会另找法子筹款 |
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Ooh, if it's one of those booths where we can throw a pie at you, |
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如果是可以朝你丢派的那种出气小房间 |
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I'm in for, like, 20 bucks. |
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我愿意奉献20大洋 |
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40 bucks if I can throw a DVD player. |
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如果我能朝你丢DVD机 我愿意出40 |
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Would you like some champagne? |
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二位想来杯香槟吗 |
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Oh, thank you. |
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谢谢 |
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- Thanks. - ?Sure. |
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谢谢-不客气 |
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This is nice. |
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这挺不错的 |
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What? Helping Amy find a dress or day drinking? |
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你是指帮艾米选婚纱还是白天买醉 |
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It's just nice, okay? |
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反正就是不错 问个屁 |
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What do you think? |
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你们觉得怎么样 |
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Amy, oh, my God. |
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艾米 我的天啊 |
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You look so beautiful. |
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你看起来真美 |
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I feel beautiful. |
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我也觉得自己很美 |
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And look, both clavicles. |
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你们瞧 两边锁骨都露了 |
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Take that, Mom. |
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吃屎吧 老妈 |
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You know what they say: |
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你知道俗语说的好 |
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if you got 'em, flaunt 'em. |
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有料不秀 天诛地灭 |
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Is it possible that the very first dress is the dress? |
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有没可能第一条就是最好的选择 |
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Oh, don't be silly. |
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说什么傻话 |
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You can't buy the first dress you try on. |
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怎么能买你试穿的第一条裙子 |
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That'd be like marrying the first guy that you... |
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这就跟嫁给你第一个男... |
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You can't buy the first dress you try on. |
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怎么能买你试穿的第一条裙子 |
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Little finger sandwiches, too. This place is amazing. |
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还有手指三明治 这地方棒极了 |
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Interesting thing about finger sandwiches: |
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手指三明治有意思的是 |
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you put enough of them together, |
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你把足够分量拼起来 |
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you got a sandwich. |
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就能得到一个完整的三明治 |
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Uh, guys, we have a problem. |
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姐妹们 有个问题 |
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- Are you okay? ?- What's wrong? |
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你没事吧-怎么了 |
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I look amazing in all of these dresses! |
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我穿所有婚纱都美爆了 |
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Wow. Look at your waist. |
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瞧瞧你的小蛮腰 |
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Where you been hiding that thing? |
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你之前都藏哪儿去了 |
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Bernadette, stop. |
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伯纳黛特别说啦 |
| 0,0:08:09.60, |
Penny, you say something nice now. |
| |
佩妮 轮到你开始吹捧了 |
| 0,0:08:13.57, |
Boy, you know, when Sheldon sees you in that dress, |
| |
天啊 谢尔顿看到你穿这条裙子后 |
| 0,0:08:15.48, |
he's gonna want to methodically take it off, |
| |
一定会想井然有序地把裙子脱掉 |
| 0,0:08:17.46, |
fold it up, carefully place it in a storage box, |
| |
折好 小心放入储物盒 |
| 0,0:08:20.02, |
label it, and then ravish you. |
| |
贴好标签 然后尽情蹂躏你 |
| 0,0:08:23.24, |
Should I try on some more? |
| |
我要不要再试几条 |
| 0,0:08:24.40, |
Are you having fun? |
| |
你享受这过程吗 |
| 0,0:08:25.19, |
Am I having fun being beautiful? |
| |
我享受这美绝人寰的过程吗 |
| 0,0:08:26.61, |
Of course I am! |
| |
老娘当然享受 |
| 0,0:08:28.45, |
Great. Keep going. |
| |
太好了 继续 |
| 0,0:08:31.19, |
This is it. |
| |
就是它了 |
| 0,0:08:32.22, |
This is the one. |
| |
这就是命中注定的裙子 |
| 0,0:08:41.13, |
Do you love it? |
| |
你们爱它吗 |
| 0,0:08:43.90, |
Do you? |
| |
你爱吗 |
| 0,0:08:46.66, |
I do. |
| |
我超爱啊 |
| 0,0:08:49.51, |
Wow. |
| |
哇 |
| 0,0:08:52.61, |
Also, wow. |
| |
我也是 哇 |
| 0,0:08:59.56, |
- Hello, Leonard. ?- Hi. |
| |
-你好 莱纳德 -嘿 |
| 0,0:09:00.88, |
Are you doing anything? |
| |
你在忙吗 |
| 0,0:09:02.27, |
No. I'm just sitting here at my desk |
| |
没有 我就坐在书桌前 |
| 0,0:09:04.50, |
typing on my computer for nothing. |
| |
无目的地敲打电脑键盘 |
| 0,0:09:07.75, |
That was my guess, but I didn't want to assume. |
| |
我就是这么想的 但我不想想当然 |
| 0,0:09:11.01, |
Can you help me shoot my Kickstarter video? |
| |
你能帮我拍摄众筹网站的短片吗 |
| 0,0:09:14.40, |
Do you really think people are gonna give you |
| |
你真觉得大家会给你 |
| 0,0:09:15.85, |
half a billion dollars? |
| |
五亿美元吗 |
| 0,0:09:17.34, |
Of course not, but if I can raise enough seed money |
| |
当然不是 但如果我能筹到足够的种子基金 |
| 0,0:09:20.31, |
to show that I'm serious, |
| |
显示出我是认真的 |
| 0,0:09:21.30, |
I should be able to attract some major investors. |
| |
应该就能吸引到一些大款投资人 |
| 0,0:09:23.90, |
And look at the cool incentives I'm offering. |
| |
快看看我提供的超酷捐款福利 |
| 0,0:09:28.27, |
For $50,000, I will examine your diet |
| |
捐5万 我就帮你检查饮食情况 |
| 0,0:09:31.06, |
and create a customized bathroom schedule." |
| |
为你量身定制如厕时间表" |
| 0,0:09:36.72, |
That's fitting-- 50 grand down the toilet. |
| |
挺合适的 5万丢进马桶冲走 |
| 0,0:09:39.50, |
Well, how about this? |
| |
这个怎么样 |
| 0,0:09:40.70, |
For $100,000, I will design the flag |
| |
捐10万 我就亲自为你家 |
| 0,0:09:43.14, |
of your house or apartment. |
| |
设计一面旗帜 |
| 0,0:09:44.78, |
And for $1 million, |
| |
还有 捐100万 |
| 0,0:09:46.73, |
I will come over and tell you what's wrong with you. |
| |
我就莅临你家告诉你 你有什么毛病 |
| 0,0:09:51.68, |
Aw, and all these years, I've been getting that for free. |
| |
这么多年来 我都免费"享受"这待遇 |
| 0,0:09:56.53, |
Don't be smug, Leonard. |
| |
少自以为是了 莱纳德 |
| 0,0:09:58.27, |
That's one of the things that's wrong with you. |
| |
这正是你其中一种毛病 |
| 0,0:10:03.11, |
Well, that was a successful trip. |
| |
这趟行程收获颇丰 |
| 0,0:10:05.04, |
Yes. |
| |
是啊 |
| 0,0:10:06.22, |
Amy found a dress that she liked. |
| |
艾米找到了中意的裙子 |
| 0,0:10:08.67, |
She sure did. |
| |
确实 |
| 0,0:10:11.71, |
She found a dress that looked like... |
| |
她找到了一条看上去... |
| 0,0:10:14.87, |
like it made her happy. |
| |
让她快乐的裙子 |
| 0,0:10:18.23, |
She-she did look happy. |
| |
她确实看起来很快乐 |
| 0,0:10:19.75, |
I mean, her face was just glowing, so... |
| |
她脸上洋溢着幸福的光彩 |
| 0,0:10:23.07, |
Yeah, we should make sure the photographer knows |
| |
对 我们应该确保摄影师知道 |
| 0,0:10:24.97, |
to just really... get in there. |
| |
拍的时候... 尽量特写脸 |
| 0,0:10:31.27, |
So we agree it's awful? |
| |
我们同意那裙子丑爆了对吧 |
| 0,0:10:32.51, |
That dress should be set on fire! |
| |
那条裙子就该一把火给烧了 |
| 0,0:10:37.30, |
Should we say something? |
| |
我们该说什么吗 |
| 0,0:10:38.31, |
No, we can't. |
| |
当然不能说 |
| 0,0:10:39.66, |
But don't you think she brought us with her |
| |
但她带我们一起去选裙子 |
| 0,0:10:40.98, |
cause she wants our honest opinion? |
| |
不就是想听我们诚实的意见吗 |
| 0,0:10:43.10, |
No one wants that. |
| |
没人想听真话 |
| 0,0:10:45.75, |
I do. |
| |
我就想啊 |
| 0,0:10:46.75, |
No, ya don't. |
| |
你才不想 |
| 0,0:10:50.19, |
I don't want her to look back |
| |
我不想她难看 |
| 0,0:10:51.05, |
and think she made some awful mistake. |
| |
觉得自己犯了大错 |
| 0,0:10:53.15, |
《芝麻街》中的角色 |
| |
|
| 0,0:10:53.15, |
You mean like your dumb Cookie Monster tattoo? |
| |
你是说像你那个蠢兮兮的曲奇怪兽纹身一样吗 |
| 0,0:10:57.21, |
See? Was that fun? |
| |
看见没 这样好玩吗 |
| 0,0:11:00.34, |
Someone's gonna say something. |
| |
总会有人说难听话 |
| 0,0:11:01.53, |
It should be us now instead of everyone at her wedding. |
| |
与其让她在婚礼上出丑 不如我们现在告诉她 |
| 0,0:11:04.40, |
Okay, but as long as we do it gently. |
| |
好吧 但我们得委婉一点说 |
| 0,0:11:06.64, |
And together. |
| |
还得一起说 |
| 0,0:11:08.87, |
Well, what about my dress? |
| |
我的裙子怎么了 |
| 0,0:11:10.48, |
Don't you like it? |
| |
你们不喜欢吗 |
| 0,0:11:13.76, |
- I don't. - ?It's beautiful. |
| |
我不喜欢-裙子太美了 |
| 0,0:11:26.00, |
Hey, Stuart, I'd like to sell some comic books. |
| |
斯图尔特 我想卖些漫画 |
| 0,0:11:29.28, |
Oh. Well, I know all about that. |
| |
这我太了解了 |
| 0,0:11:31.11, |
Step one is flunk out of art school. |
| |
第一步是从被踢出艺校开始 |
| 0,0:11:35.10, |
Well, why are you selling 'em? |
| |
你为什么要卖漫画 |
| 0,0:11:36.40, |
The university is refusing to fund my experiment, |
| |
大学拒绝给我的实验拨款 |
| 0,0:11:39.40, |
so I need to raise money and do it on my own. |
| |
所以我需要筹钱自己做 |
| 0,0:11:41.61, |
Ah. How much do you need? |
| |
你需要多少钱 |
| 0,0:11:42.82, |
For a start, I'm trying to raise $500,000. |
| |
一开始我想先筹50万 |
| 0,0:11:47.66, |
Well, I hope you have that rare Superman |
| |
那我希望你有那超稀有的 |
| 0,0:11:49.97, |
printed on the skin of actual Superman. |
| |
印在真正超人皮肤上的《超人》 |
| 0,0:11:54.10, |
I know you're making a joke, |
| |
我知道你在开玩笑 |
| 0,0:11:55.41, |
but I really do have some valuable issues in here. |
| |
但我真的有不少期值钱的漫画 |
| 0,0:11:57.62, |
And this is just the first box of many. |
| |
这还只是第一盒 后面陆续还有 |
| 0,0:11:59.65, |
All right, let's see what you got. |
| |
好吧 看看你这儿有什么 |
| 0,0:12:03.71, |
Huh. Is this a complete run of Todd McFarlane's Spawn? |
| |
这是整套托德·麦克法兰的《再生侠》吗 |
| 0,0:12:11.88, |
Yes. |
| |
没错 |
| 0,0:12:14.13, |
Ooh, look at this. |
| |
瞧瞧这个 |
| 0,0:12:15.78, |
Giant-Size X-Men number one, |
| |
《巨大X战警》第一期 |
| 0,0:12:18.95, |
Len Wein's relaunch of the franchise. |
| |
当年莱恩·韦恩对《X战警》系列的承先启后之作 |
| 0,0:12:21.25, |
Yeah. I know what it is. I'm the one who bought it, |
| |
我知道这是什么 是我亲手买来 |
| 0,0:12:23.64, |
bagged it, boarded it and taped it shut |
| |
装入袋子 放好硬纸板 并用胶带封好的 |
| 0,0:12:25.15, |
while wearing white cotton gloves. |
| |
而且全程戴着棉制白手套 |
| 0,0:12:27.93, |
Okay, well, you know, |
| |
好吧 你知道的 |
| 0,0:12:29.08, |
I'm gonna have to open it to assess its condition. |
| |
我需要打开看看它们是否完好 |
| 0,0:12:32.04, |
Just be gentle. |
| |
温柔一点 |
| 0,0:12:33.72, |
It's never felt the touch of a man before. |
| |
它们从来没有被男人碰过 |
| 0,0:12:38.93, |
You don't seem like you really want to sell these. |
| |
感觉你并不愿意卖掉它们啊 |
| 0,0:12:41.68, |
Of course I don't want to sell these. |
| |
我当然不想卖 |
| 0,0:12:43.94, |
These are all important to me, |
| |
它们是我的珍宝 |
| 0,0:12:45.79, |
but not as important as science, |
| |
但还是比不上科学 |
| 0,0:12:47.57, |
and if this is the sacrifice I need to make, then so be it. |
| |
若为科学故 珍宝亦可抛 |
| 0,0:12:51.25, |
Okay. Uh, why don't you leave these here with me, |
| |
好吧 那就把它们留在这儿 |
| 0,0:12:53.67, |
and I'll-I'll price 'em out for you. |
| |
我帮你估个价 |
| 0,0:12:55.55, |
Is it okay if I stand here and watch? |
| |
我能站在旁边看你弄吗 |
| 0,0:12:58.92, |
Sure. |
| |
可以呀 |
| 0,0:13:02.27, |
If anyone asks, tell them I was brave. |
| |
如果之后有人问起 就说我很勇敢 |
| 0,0:13:08.03, |
Hey, I can't believe you just threw me under the bus. |
| |
你刚才就这么把我出卖了吗 |
| 0,0:13:10.13, |
I know, right? That was crazy. |
| |
对啊 超不敢相信吧 |
| 0,0:13:11.73, |
Well... |
| |
你... |
| 0,0:13:13.85, |
Do you know how that makes me look? |
| |
你这样害我成为什么人了啊 |
| 0,0:13:15.22, |
Uh, that's an easy one-- bad. ?Well... |
| |
这个简单 坏人 |
| 0,0:13:18.33, |
Why didn't you tell her that you didn't like the dress, either? |
| |
你为什么不告诉她你也不喜欢那裙子 |
| 0,0:13:20.27, |
I mean, what happened to our united front? |
| |
说好的姐妹一条心呢 |
| 0,0:13:21.80, |
I'm sorry. Is this your first day being a girl? |
| |
不好意思 你是第一天当女人吗 |
| 0,0:13:32.58, |
Ooh, did your mom pack your lunch? |
| |
你妈给你做的午饭吗 |
| 0,0:13:35.52, |
Of course not. |
| |
当然不是了 |
| 0,0:13:36.69, |
Do you know how much it costs to pack a tuna fish sandwich |
| |
你知道从德州连夜寄来干冰包装的 |
| 0,0:13:38.77, |
in dry ice and overnight it from Texas? |
| |
金枪鱼三明治要多贵吗 |
| 0,0:13:42.30, |
Well, I do, and my mother says it's too expensive. |
| |
反正我知道 我妈说太贵了 |
| 0,0:13:45.84, |
I like tuna fish. |
| |
我喜欢金枪鱼 |
| 0,0:13:46.84, |
Do you want it? I'll sell it to you for $5,000. |
| |
那你想吃不 5000块卖给你 |
| 0,0:13:50.44, |
How's the fundraising going? |
| |
你的募款进行得如何了 |
| 0,0:13:51.60, |
- Oh, that depends. Raj, was that a "Yes"? - ?No. |
| |
-看情况 拉杰 买吗 -不买 |
| 0,0:13:53.92, |
It's going badly. |
| |
进行得不顺 |
| 0,0:13:56.63, |
How much have you raised? |
| |
你现在募到多少钱了 |
| 0,0:13:57.93, |
Well, with my Kickstarter campaign, |
| |
众筹网的项目 |
| 0,0:14:00.09, |
selling my collectibles, and the money in my bank account, |
| |
卖掉收藏品的收入 和我的银行余额 |
| 0,0:14:02.55, |
about $65,000. |
| |
差不多6万5千元 |
| 0,0:14:04.75, |
Wow. That's a lot. |
| |
已经很多了 |
| 0,0:14:06.09, |
Yeah, not enough. |
| |
还远远不够 |
| 0,0:14:07.55, |
It's so frustrating that science should be held hostage |
| |
真是闹心 科学竟然沦落为 |
| 0,0:14:10.68, |
to the almighty dollar. |
| |
金钱的奴隶 |
| 0,0:14:11.94, |
Well, don't give up. You'll find that money somewhere. |
| |
别放弃得太早 你总能找到钱的 |
| 0,0:14:14.60, |
- You really think so? ?- No, |
| |
你真这么想吗-才怪 |
| 0,0:14:15.82, |
but it's good that he has a hobby. |
| |
但他现在有了个爱好是好事 |
| 0,0:14:18.32, |
You ever thought of going to Vegas? |
| |
你考虑过去维加斯吗 |
| 0,0:14:20.64, |
Can you be more specific? |
| |
能说更详细点吗 |
| 0,0:14:23.42, |
Las Vegas? |
| |
拉斯维加斯 |
| 0,0:14:25.97, |
Oh, you mean gambling. ? |
| |
你是说赌博呀 |
| 0,0:14:27.81, |
Oh. Well, that's not the worst idea. |
| |
这个主意倒不坏 |
| 0,0:14:29.74, |
Um, it is the worst idea, and I'm including the year |
| |
这是最坏的主意了 就连拉杰 |
| 0,0:14:32.94, |
that Raj wore nothing but tracksuits. |
| |
曾经穿了一年运动服都比这个主意好 |
| 0,0:14:37.61, |
Ordinary people can't beat a casino, |
| |
普通人赢不了赌场 |
| 0,0:14:39.54, |
but mathematicians and scientists, |
| |
但数学家和科学家 |
| 0,0:14:41.21, |
they do it all the time. |
| |
常常是赌场赢家 |
| 0,0:14:42.42, |
Yeah, a group of students |
| |
曾经有一群麻省理工的学生 |
| 0,0:14:43.66, |
from MIT took Las Vegas for millions, and that's MIT. |
| |
从赌城赢走了几千万 这还只是麻省理工呢 |
| 0,0:14:48.22, |
Howard went there. |
| |
连霍华德都能读的学校 |
| 0,0:14:51.42, |
Come on, Sheldon. |
| |
来吧 谢尔顿 |
| 0,0:14:51.97, |
I'll give you a ride out to the desert right now. |
| |
我立马就送你去沙漠 |
| 0,0:14:54.43, |
No one is going to Vegas. |
| |
谁都不许去赌城 |
| 0,0:14:55.94, |
No, we weren't gonna make it to Vegas. |
| |
在到沙漠里的赌城前他就被我埋了 |
| 0,0:15:03.23, |
Hi. Do you have a minute? |
| |
你有空吗 |
| 0,0:15:04.88, |
Depends. Is what I'm wearing okay, |
| |
看情况 我穿这身还行吗 |
| 0,0:15:07.18, |
or should I go change first? |
| |
是不是该去换身衣服呢 |
| 0,0:15:09.95, |
Look, I'm sorry. |
| |
我很抱歉 |
| 0,0:15:11.56, |
I never should have said I didn't like your dress. |
| |
我不应该说不喜欢你的裙子 |
| 0,0:15:13.90, |
It's your wedding, and all that matters is |
| |
那是你的婚礼 只要你觉得美丽 |
| 0,0:15:15.49, |
that you feel beautiful. |
| |
就够了 |
| 0,0:15:17.58, |
Thank you. |
| |
谢谢 |
| 0,0:15:19.12, |
So, are... are we good? |
| |
那我们没事了吧 |
| 0,0:15:20.68, |
No, we're not good. |
| |
不 没事才怪 |
| 0,0:15:22.17, |
You ruined my dress. |
| |
你毁了我的裙子 |
| 0,0:15:23.74, |
Well, why? I just said you should wear it. |
| |
为什么 我都说了你可以穿 |
| 0,0:15:25.82, |
Well, I can't wear it now. I mean, I know you hate it. |
| |
我现在不能穿了 我知道你讨厌它 |
| 0,0:15:28.44, |
That's all I'm gonna be thinking about. |
| |
这件事永远环绕在我脑海了 |
| 0,0:15:29.95, |
No, I don't hate it. |
| |
不 我没有讨厌它 |
| 0,0:15:31.78, |
I asked if you liked it, and you said no. |
| |
我问你喜欢吗 你说不 |
| 0,0:15:34.52, |
There is a lot of room between "don't like" and "hate." |
| |
不喜欢和讨厌之间还差了千八百里呢 |
| 0,0:15:37.05, |
You know, it's-it's where you find rice pudding and jazz. |
| |
米布丁与爵士乐就在这之间 |
| 0,0:15:42.04, |
Anyway, who cares what I think? |
| |
再说 我的想法有啥所谓啊 |
| 0,0:15:44.03, |
I do. You're the-the coolest, |
| |
对我有所谓 因为你是我生命中 |
| 0,0:15:47.05, |
prettiest, best-dressed person in my life. |
| |
最酷 最漂亮 最会打扮的人 |
| 0,0:15:50.46, |
Okay, that would be flattering, |
| |
这话本来应该算夸到天上了 |
| 0,0:15:52.05, |
except I know all the people in your life. |
| |
可惜我知道你身边都是些什么货色 |
| 0,0:15:57.07, |
Look, Amy, |
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听我说 艾米 |
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I don't know what to say. I think I got stuck on the fact |
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我不知道该说什么了 我可能是只想到 |
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that it's not a dress I would choose, but it shouldn't be. |
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我自己不会选那条裙子 但不该是这样 |
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You know, it's your dress. |
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因为那是你的裙子 |
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I mean, hey, would you marry Leonard? |
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比如 你会嫁给莱纳德吗 |
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Ew. |
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恶 |
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Okay, a simple "no" would have been fine, but... |
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简单回答"不会"就可以了 |
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you see my point. |
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不过你懂我的意思吧 |
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That we're different people? |
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我们不一样 |
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Yes, and from now on, I am gonna remember |
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没错 从现在开始 我要提醒自己 |
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that this wedding is all about you. |
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这场婚礼你才是主角 |
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I appreciate that. |
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谢谢 |
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You're a good maid of honor. |
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你真是一个好伴娘 |
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It's Bernadette. Hello? |
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博纳黛特打来了 喂 |
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I feel bad about hanging Penny out to dry. |
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我觉得让佩妮背黑锅 于心有愧 |
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The truth is, I don't like the dress, either. |
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事实上 我也不喜欢那条裙子 |
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Are you kidding me? |
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你们在玩我吗 |
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Now Bernadette doesn't like the dress? |
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现在博纳黛特也不喜欢那裙子吗 |
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Oh, she is the worst. |
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她最贱了 |
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Anyone seen Sheldon? |
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有人看到谢尔顿了吗 |
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Last time I saw Sheldon was this morning. |
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我最后一次看到他是今早 |
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美国都市传说 在镜子前喊"血腥玛丽"这名字三次 |
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就会把这个鬼给召唤来 |
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Careful. Don't say his name a third time. |
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小心 不要再念第三次他的名字了 |
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You don't think he actually went to Las Vegas, do you? |
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他不会真的去拉斯维加斯了吧 |
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Five red. |
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红色五号 |
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This is it. |
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时机已到 |
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- Is everything okay, sir? ?- Oh. Hi. |
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-你还好吗 先生 -你好 |
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It's better than okay. |
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不能再好了 |
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I am a physicist, and I have been observing this wheel for hours |
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我是个物理学家 我观察这个轮盘好久了 |
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and running a chi-square analysis, |
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并对它进行了卡方分析 |
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which is how I know that the ball is far more likely |
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发现这个球极有可能会掉在 |
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to land on 32, 17 or five. |
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32 17 和5的位置 |
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So if you could hold off on replacing this wheel, |
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希望您能暂时别更换轮盘 |
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I'd like to make several large bets. |
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我想要下几个大注了 |
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Well, good for you. Pelican. |
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好的 很好 鹈鹕 |
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What's pelican? |
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鹈鹕是什么 |
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Sir, would you come with us? ? |
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先生 请跟我们来 |
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Oh, no. I have to place my bet first. This is for science. |
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不 我还没下注呢 我这是为了科学 |
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- 17 black. - No! No! |
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黑色17号-不 别啊 |
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Oh, guess who's no longer allowed to set foot in...? |
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猜猜谁终生不得再次踏入... |
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You look beautiful. |
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你好美 |
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Really? |
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真的吗 |
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Cause I was gonna return it. |
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因为我正打算退掉它 |
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Why would you return it? |
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为什么要退呢 |
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You look like a pile of swans. |
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你看起来美若一群天鹅 |
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I'm so glad you like it... |
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你能喜欢 我好开心 |
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because... it's gonna be my wedding dress. |
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因为...这就是我的婚纱 |
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I can't wait to marry you. |
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我都等不及要娶你了 |
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Why do you smell like smoke? |
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你为什么一股烟味 |
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I was in Vegas. |
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我去维加斯了 |
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Vegas? |
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什么维加斯 |
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I'm sorry. Las Vegas. |
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抱歉 是拉斯维加斯 |
