| 00:00.75, |
Hey, sir. Duane Bailey, running for, uh, |
你好 先生 我是杜恩·贝利 |
| 00:02.57, |
town council reelection. |
准备参加镇议员改选 |
| 00:04.25, |
- Oh, don't look. There's that jerk Duane Bailey. - Oh, yuck. |
-别看 是杜恩·贝利那个混蛋 -唉 真衰 |
| 00:07.91, |
I should say something to him, shouldn't I? |
你说我是不是该损损他 |
| 00:09.66, |
I gotta be honest, I was just walking off your tone. |
实话说 我刚刚只是妇唱夫随 |
| 00:11.70, |
Who's Duane Bailey and why do we hate him? |
杜恩·贝利是谁 我们为什么要恨人家啊 |
| 00:13.24, |
Honey, he's that councilman who shot down my stop sign. |
亲爱的 他就是否决我停车牌议案的那货 |
| 00:16.21, |
- Big phony - Yeah. |
傻大缺-没错 |
| 00:17.36, |
Hey! Duane Bailey seeking reelection town council. |
你好 我是杜恩·贝利 竞选镇议员连任 |
| 00:19.40, |
Hope I can count on your vote. |
希望你能投我一票哦 |
| 00:21.25, |
Well, you just got it. |
好啊 我一定投你 |
| 00:23.26, |
You don't remember meeting me,do you. |
你不记得见过我 是吧 |
| 00:25.19, |
Claire Dunphy,last month town council meeting. |
克莱尔·邓菲 上个月镇会议上见过 |
| 00:28.47, |
Oh, yes I do. |
哦 当然 |
| 00:29.89, |
Yes I remember you. |
我当然记得你 |
| 00:31.42, |
I want a stop sign. |
给老娘个停车牌 |
| 00:34.38, |
Just having fun. Here, have a pen. |
开个玩笑啦 来 拿支笔吧 |
| 00:37.89, |
Duane bailey. |
杜恩·贝利 |
| 00:38.77, |
Councilman. Citizen. Puggle breeder. |
忠诚议员 良好市民 哈巴小猎犬爱好者 |
| 00:41.55, |
I love them. |
我爱哈巴小猎犬 |
| 00:42.28, |
Because they're a different mix of breeds, |
因为那是种族大融合的产物 |
| 00:44.59, |
just like America. |
恰似美利坚合众国 |
| 00:46.27, |
I like what he's saying, Claire. |
我很赞同他的话 克莱尔 |
| 00:47.68, |
- He isn't saying anything. - Look at his... |
他说的完全狗屁不通-看这个 |
| 00:48.87, |
We need a stop sign at our intersection. |
我家路口需要立个停车牌 |
| 00:51.98, |
Everyone says that, |
谁都想立停车牌 |
| 00:52.87, |
But pretty soon, |
若是听之任之 |
| 00:53.71, |
we're stopping at every single corner. |
我们就要"转角遇到停车牌"了 |
| 00:55.51, |
Why don't you go ask Canada how that's working out? |
加拿大倒是停车牌遍布 在那儿开车多悲剧啊 |
| 00:57.69, |
- He nailed it. - Hi. Duane Bailey. |
他真有才-你好 我是杜恩·贝利 |
| 01:01.84, |
Actor/writer/director who packs a punch. |
身兼演员编剧导演 铁拳勇猛谁敢争先 |
| 01:03.87, |
- Oh, Sylvester Stallone. - Sylvester Stallone. |
是席尔维斯特·史泰龙-席尔维斯特·史泰龙 |
| 01:05.00, |
I said it first. |
我先说的 |
| 01:08.34, |
Oh, my god. |
我的天啊 |
| 01:09.22, |
This guy brought his kids, Mitchell. |
这人居然带孩子来 米奇尔 |
| 01:10.69, |
What, to this movie? Isn't it supposed to be super violent? |
让孩子看这影片 这片子可是暴力无下限啊 |
| 01:13.36, |
I'm sorry. I don't mean to overstep, but I don't know |
抱歉 我不是想多管闲事 但是 |
| 01:16.14, |
that this movie is really appropriate for children. |
这部电影好像有点"少儿不宜"吧 |
| 01:18.45, |
I'm terrified to see it. That's why we're here during the day. |
我都不敢看 所以我们才挑白天来 |
| 01:21.57, |
It's okay. We're good. |
没事 我们受得了 |
| 01:24.47, |
Okay. |
好吧 |
| 01:25.63, |
I tried. |
我尽力了 |
| 01:26.20, |
Yeah. All you can do. |
是啊 尽你所能了 |
| 01:29.11, |
You know, I've--I've read this book, |
知道吗 我读过原著的 |
| 01:30.83, |
And I know what's gonna happen, and it's very disturbing. |
知道大致剧情 的确很可怕 |
| 01:33.70, |
I really think you might be inviting |
我觉得 您这是自找罪受 |
| 01:35.35, |
some pretty serious nightmares here. |
想晚上做噩梦吧 |
| 01:36.89, |
Hey, buddy, they're my kids. I got it. |
兄弟 听好 我的孩子我做主 |
| 01:39.70, |
Yeah, but I don't think you do. |
是吗 我可不觉得 |
| 01:40.65, |
Cam. Cam. He says he's got it, all right? |
小卡 小卡 他说了他做主 |
| 01:42.94, |
You said your piece. Just watch the movie. |
你仁至义尽了 好好看电影吧 |
| 01:47.06, |
Oh, uh, Gwyneth Paltrow. |
是格温妮丝·帕特洛 |
| 01:48.15, |
- I really must insist you not traumatize your kids... - Cam. |
您真不该毒害您的孩子...-小卡 |
| 01:50.83, |
- by exposing them to gratuitous violence... - Stop it. Shh! |
不该让他们过早接触暴力影片-别说了 |
| 01:52.68, |
- and graphic depictions of-- - Daddy, I'm scared. |
以及血腥影像-爸爸 我吓到了 |
| 01:55.59, |
Yeah, well, you're gonna be. |
是啊 待会儿更吓死你 |
| 01:56.74, |
I'm gonna tell you one more time. |
我最后警告你一次 |
| 01:57.78, |
- No, I'm gonna tell you one more time. - Okay. |
-不 是我最后警告你一次 -好了 |
| 02:00.44, |
It was "The Muppet" Movie. |
人家看的电影是《布偶》 |
| 02:01.93, |
We were in the wrong theater. |
我们进错放映厅了 |
| 02:05.83, |
Enjoy the show. I was always a fan of the Muppets, |
好好看哦 我一直都很喜欢布偶系列的 |
| 02:08.25, |
Especially the two guys in the theater |
尤其是那两个在剧场 |
| 02:09.88, |
- who wouldn't shut up. - Just leave. |
-喋喋不休的"好人" -赶紧走 |
| 02:21.10, |
摩登家庭 |
第三季 第五集 |
| 02:27.12, |
- Hello? - I'm running late. |
喂-我要晚一点了 |
| 02:28.94, |
This knucklehead's kept me waiting for over an hour. |
那傻缺让我等了一个多小时 |
| 02:31.63, |
I never had to wait like this when his dad was running things. |
他爸当权的时候 都没让我等这么久 |
| 02:33.95, |
Yeah. |
是啊 |
| 02:34.57, |
And soda was a nickel. |
改朝换代政策变 |
| 02:36.21, |
Just tell them that your family is coming over. |
直接告诉他 你家人要来参加家庭聚会 |
| 02:38.61, |
This guy fired his own father. |
那货把他老爸都给炒了 |
| 02:39.97, |
He's not gonna care about my family. |
他才不会鸟我的什么家人呢 |
| 02:41.37, |
Okay, then just leave. |
那你就直接走呗 |
| 02:42.87, |
You don't need his money. |
你又不需要他的钱 |
| 02:44.46, |
Once a week, I have eight family members |
每个礼拜 都有八张嘴 |
| 02:46.28, |
coming to my house for free food. |
来咱家白吃白喝 |
| 02:47.93, |
I'm not going anywhere. |
我走不起 |
| 02:49.04, |
Okay. I see you when I see you. |
行 那就回家再见吧 |
| 02:54.64, |
Are you okay? What is wrong? |
你怎么了 出什么事了吗 |
| 02:56.54, |
I want to be homeschooled. |
我真想在家自学 |
| 02:58.08, |
Really, Manny? Do you want me to learn you English? |
当真吗 曼尼 你想让我"学"你英语吗 |
| 03:01.37, |
What is going on? |
到底怎么了 |
| 03:02.59, |
I have a big report due, |
有份报告要做 |
| 03:04.20, |
And the teachers don't seem to care about the substance. |
但老师根本不在乎文章内容 |
| 03:06.38, |
All they care about is the flash. |
他们只重视花巧外表 |
| 03:08.07, |
Manny, sometimes you can be a little bit old-fashioned. |
曼尼啊 有时候你有点守旧 |
| 03:11.08, |
Remember the first time |
还记得你第一次 |
| 03:12.09, |
you saw the kids with the backpacks with wheels |
看见小朋友用滑轮背包时 |
| 03:14.34, |
and you thought they were too flashy? |
你还觉得太花哨 |
| 03:16.67, |
You're going to school, not boarding a flight to Denver. |
我是去上学 又不是要登机去丹佛 |
| 03:19.05, |
It's getting absurd. |
真是荒谬 |
| 03:20.15, |
Reuben freestyle-rapped his report on Irish immigrants. |
雷本那篇爱尔兰移民报告 竟是说唱形式表现的 |
| 03:22.91, |
That doesn't even make sense. |
真是莫名其妙 |
| 03:24.55, |
Maybe you do a Riverdance. Maybe. |
或许他可以跳个爱尔兰踢踏舞 又怎样 |
| 03:26.95, |
- What is your report on? - The Mafia. |
报告是什么主题-黑手党 |
| 03:29.34, |
Perfect. We do a papier-mache Tommy gun. |
太好了 我们做个冲锋枪纸模 |
| 03:32.55, |
Oh, no. We shouldn't have to jazz it up. |
不 我们不搞那些花里胡哨的 |
| 03:34.26, |
Okay, then we go upstairs and we get your old rocking horse |
那好 我们去楼上把你的旧木马拿来 |
| 03:36.76, |
and we chop the head off. |
斩首示众 以显主题 |
| 03:37.74, |
No, that's a terrible idea. I love Brownie! |
不 太残忍了 我喜欢布朗尼 |
| 03:40.50, |
Do you want to send a message or not? |
你到底想不想"杀马震师"啊 |
| 03:44.31, |
Jay never wants me to help him with his business, |
杰从不让我插手他的生意 |
| 03:46.60, |
And now suddenly, manny doesn't want to listen to me either. |
突然间 曼尼也不听我的话了 |
| 03:49.75, |
It's very frustrating. |
真让老娘郁闷啊 |
| 03:51.54, |
I have all the answers. |
老娘可是万事通 |
| 03:54.49, |
Hey! There he is. |
嘿 你来了 |
| 03:55.64, |
- Bring it in , Jay. How you doing, Joshie? |
-快进来 杰 -你好吗 乔小希 |
| 03:57.99, |
- It's Josh now. - Have a seat. |
还是叫我乔希吧-请坐 |
| 04:01.03, |
Ah, all right. |
那好 |
| 04:01.69, |
So I flipped through your proposal, |
我大概看了一下你的方案 |
| 04:03.94, |
And here's the thing-- |
是这样... |
| 04:05.38, |
We're about to build our largest luxury condo complex yet. |
我们的超规模豪华复合式公寓 开建在即 |
| 04:08.44, |
And I have an important question for you-- |
有个重要的问题要问你 |
| 04:10.61, |
what is it you want to build? |
你想要构筑什么 |
| 04:14.47, |
Closets. |
壁橱 |
| 04:16.55, |
See, I was kinda hoping you'd say "Dreams." |
你看 我指望你会说"构筑梦想"呢 |
| 04:19.05, |
I thought that was implied. |
我暗含那个意思 |
| 04:20.94, |
Jay, I'm looking for closets nobody's ever seen before, |
杰 我的壁橱可要是空前绝后的 |
| 04:23.84, |
You know, a big "Wow!" |
惊艳之作 |
| 04:25.36, |
You know what I'm saying? |
明白我的意思吗 |
| 04:26.12, |
You want a nice closet with sharp design, |
你追求的是上好的壁橱 |
| 04:27.69, |
quality materials, and expert craftsmanship. |
要设计新锐 质量上乘 做工精湛 |
| 04:31.07, |
Uh, I mean, I want it to be like, bam! |
不止如此 我还要它举世皆惊 |
| 04:33.77, |
You know, people are gonna walk in there and go |
大家走进来然后说 |
| 04:35.19, |
Whoa! What do I hang first? |
哇 先挂哪件好呢 |
| 04:38.08, |
I wanted to hang myself. |
先挂了我吧 |
| 04:40.52, |
Yeah, let's talk more specific. |
谈点详细的吧 |
| 04:42.78, |
What exactly do you like and what don't you like? |
您的喜厌好恶到底怎样 |
| 04:44.87, |
All right, fair enough. Uh... |
好吧 有道理 |
| 04:47.13, |
I don't like this. This makes me sad. |
我不喜欢谈细节 很不爽 |
| 04:50.30, |
I do like getting my mind blown. |
我喜欢奇思妙想 |
| 04:52.96, |
I love your enthusiasm. |
你的狂热我很欣赏 |
| 04:55.18, |
Uh, before I go off in the wrong direction, |
为免我思路偏差 不合你意 |
| 04:57.60, |
How about an example? |
给个例子行吗 |
| 04:58.39, |
All right, check this out. |
好吧 听着 |
| 04:59.14, |
So, like, three weeks ago, I'm down in South Beach. |
三周前 我去南部海滩度假 |
| 05:01.63, |
I walk into this thumpin' club. |
我走进摇滚俱乐部 |
| 05:03.70, |
Bartender says, "What do you wanna drink?" |
酒保问我"你要喝什么" |
| 05:05.85, |
I say, "Wow me." |
我说"给我个惊喜" |
| 05:07.83, |
He mixes this thing together. I take one sip, |
他调了杯酒 我就喝了一小口 |
| 05:10.28, |
and I'm like, "Hello, nurse!" |
再醒来时 我说"护士姐姐好" |
| 05:12.23, |
And she's like, "You've been unconscious for two days." |
护士告诉我 "你已经昏迷两天了" |
| 05:15.26, |
That's what I want in a closet. |
我的壁橱要的就是这个感觉 |
| 05:18.43, |
I don't think I need to hear any more. |
我想我不需要再听了 |
| 05:24.86, |
Whatcha doing there? Homework? |
你干啥呢 做作业吗 |
| 05:26.69, |
What do you want? |
有话快说 |
| 05:28.13, |
I need to borrow some money. It's really important. |
我想借点钱 江湖救急 |
| 05:31.08, |
How much? |
借多少 |
| 05:32.66, |
$900.00 |
900美元 |
| 05:34.29, |
What?! |
什么 |
| 05:35.11, |
Come on. If you were in trouble, |
拜托了 如果你遇到困难 |
| 05:36.86, |
I would do anything for you. |
我会倾囊相助的 |
| 05:39.05, |
We're not just sisters. |
我们是姐妹以上 |
| 05:41.92, |
We're best friends. |
闺蜜已满啊 |
| 05:45.07, |
Look, I would if I could, |
不是我不帮 |
| 05:47.09, |
but I don't have any money. |
我是真的没钱啊 |
| 05:49.37, |
And since we're talking, |
既然话都说开了 |
| 05:50.53, |
I never told anyone this before, and it... |
我就老实说吧 那谁谁 |
| 05:54.35, |
...wipe that smug smile off his stupid face. |
别蠢脸堆笑充市花了 |
| 05:57.41, |
His face is stupid. |
他那张脸是够蠢 |
| 05:58.58, |
Oh! I can't believe ridiculous people like him end up in office. |
这种跳梁小丑竟能当上公务员 |
| 06:02.34, |
Well, why don't you run? |
你为什么不参选呢 |
| 06:04.51, |
You're smart, you care about the community, |
你聪明过人 关爱社区 |
| 06:06.31, |
and you're easy on the eyes when you put a little effort into it. |
稍微打扮下 也蛮有红颜铁娘子风范 |
| 06:09.50, |
- Are you serious? - Yeah, you know, |
说真的吗-是啊 |
| 06:10.70, |
maybe change out of the sweaty gym clothes every once in while. |
别整天穿着汗湿的运动装就行 |
| 06:13.22, |
I thought you were talking about running for office. |
我知道 你是问参选那句吗 |
| 06:16.08, |
Go on. |
接着说 |
| 06:17.15, |
I'd be lying if I said I'd never thought about it. |
说没想过肯定是骗人 |
| 06:19.00, |
I mean, I know it's a ridiculous little local thing, |
我知道那只是个芝麻官 |
| 06:21.21, |
but it might be fun to get out there and contribute. |
但踏出家门 奉献市民 也未尝不好 |
| 06:23.62, |
Plus I think I'd be good at it. |
再说 我觉得自己能够胜任 |
| 06:24.98, |
- You'd be great. - Mm. How would this work? |
你一定很出色-但如何能行呢 |
| 06:27.64, |
I mean, who would be here for the kids after school? |
孩子放学后谁照顾 |
| 06:30.18, |
Who would take them to practice and recitals |
谁带他们去排练 去朗诵会 |
| 06:32.85, |
and keep them from burning the house down? |
阻止他们上房揭瓦呢 |
| 06:35.08, |
It must be so hard being a single mom. |
单亲妈妈真心不容易 |
| 06:38.57, |
Claire, I will. |
克莱尔 有你老公在呢 |
| 06:41.38, |
If you wanna fly, |
如果你想高飞 |
| 06:42.08, |
I'm not gonna hold your feet to the ground. Hmm. |
我绝不扯你后腿 |
| 06:44.21, |
I wanna be the one to push you off the cliff. |
我会助力一臂 推你离地 |
| 06:47.86, |
I think I'm gonna do it. |
我决定了 |
| 06:49.17, |
Great. |
很好 |
| 06:50.77, |
- Go fly. - Phil. |
飞吧-菲尔 |
| 06:52.20, |
- No. - Oh, phil! |
天啊-菲尔 |
| 06:54.97, |
I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women-- |
我得承认 我就是女强人控 |
| 06:57.28, |
Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, |
米歇尔·奥巴马 奥普拉 康多莉扎·赖斯 |
| 07:00.07, |
Serena Williams-- |
塞雷娜·威廉姆斯[小威廉姆斯 |
| 07:01.31, |
Wait a minute. |
慢着 不对[菲尔提到的都是黑人 |
| 07:04.40, |
- Do you want a fry? - No, I can't eat. |
要吃薯条吗-不要 我吃不下 |
| 07:06.32, |
We should've stayed and seen "The Muppets." |
我们还不如留下来看《布偶》 |
| 07:08.19, |
I can't even look at ketchup without seeing blood. |
我现在一看番茄酱 还觉得满目血腥 |
| 07:10.15, |
Ooh, runaway curly fry. You know these are good luck. |
漏网卷薯条 好运的象征 |
| 07:16.42, |
- Oh, my god. What was that? - We just got rear-ended. |
-天啊 怎么回事 -追尾了 |
| 07:18.60, |
Oh, pull off to the side street. Pull off to the side street. |
靠边停车 靠边停车 |
| 07:20.85, |
- Are you okay? - Oh, I think I cut the roof of my mouth on the straw. |
你还好吗-上牙膛被吸管划破了 |
| 07:23.39, |
- Oh, my god. Mm! - So yes. |
我的老天-所以说没事咯 |
| 07:28.05, |
Oh, boy. |
天啊 |
| 07:28.80, |
I am so sorry. This is all my fault. |
真抱歉 都是我的错 |
| 07:30.92, |
Are you guys okay? |
你们还好吗 |
| 07:31.91, |
W-well, I-I sustained a minor mouth injury. |
我嘴里受了点小伤 |
| 07:34.92, |
We're fine. Thank you. It's... |
我们没事 谢谢 |
| 07:35.89, |
Look, I feel terrible. |
我真过意不去 |
| 07:37.53, |
Um, don't worry. I'm gonna take care of everything. |
别担心 我来处理这件事 |
| 07:39.20, |
Let me just get my insurance info. |
我去拿保险单 |
| 07:40.62, |
Okay. Thank you. |
好的 谢谢 |
| 07:42.15, |
Well, he seems nice. |
这个人不错啊 |
| 07:43.74, |
You know, if this were a romantic comedy, |
按爱情喜剧片标准情节 |
| 07:45.19, |
this would be our meet cute. |
这就是我和他的意外邂逅 |
| 07:46.61, |
We'd spend the rest of the afternoon |
我们一起打发这个午后 |
| 07:48.00, |
drinking wine, eating food, |
喝喝小酒 吃点小饭 |
| 07:49.92, |
flying a kite, you know, doing montage-y stuff. |
放风筝 此处蒙太奇慢放 |
| 07:51.95, |
Yeah, am I in this movie of yours? |
我在你的电影里吗 |
| 07:53.25, |
Yeah, you're the gay best friend. |
在啊 你是我的"Gay蜜" |
| 07:55.89, |
- Oh, my god! - Oh, my god! We have a runner! |
我的天-我的天 这货逃逸了 |
| 07:57.56, |
Um, it's d-w-y-- I can't read it. |
车牌是D W Y 我看不清了 |
| 07:59.50, |
- Come on! Let's go! Let's go! - Go where? |
-快点 跑啊 -跑去哪 |
| 08:01.20, |
- We have to chase him down! - No, we're not supposed to do that! |
我们得去追他-不能这么做 |
| 08:03.60, |
Help! Stop that car! |
来人啊 拦住那辆车 |
| 08:05.26, |
He's getting away! Help! |
他逃逸了 来人啊 |
| 08:07.44, |
Yeah, you almost got him, Cam. You almost got him. |
马上就追到了 小卡 马上就追到了 |
| 08:10.19, |
He's getting away! |
他逃逸了 |
| 08:15.68, |
Whatcha doing? Playing? |
你干啥呢 玩游戏吗 |
| 08:17.68, |
Yeah. |
是啊 |
| 08:19.59, |
Do you have any money saved up? |
你有存私房钱吗 |
| 08:22.66, |
I'm comfortable. |
小康生活吧 |
| 08:24.37, |
I've saved $1,217. |
我攒了1217美元 |
| 08:27.48, |
It wasn't even that hard. |
不费吹灰之力 |
| 08:29.07, |
Don't forget your lunch. |
别忘了带午餐 |
| 08:31.11, |
Thanks, mom. |
谢了 老妈 |
| 08:33.41, |
Don't forget your lunch money, buddy. |
午餐钱拿好 兄弟 |
| 08:35.09, |
Thanks, dad. |
谢了 老爸 |
| 08:35.86, |
You bet. |
那当然 |
| 08:41.96, |
Please. It's really important. |
求你了 我真是急需用钱 |
| 08:43.85, |
Look, I'd love to help you out, |
我是真想帮你 |
| 08:46.19, |
but I'm not very liquid right now. |
可我最近周转不灵 |
| 08:48.11, |
It's in a block of ice. |
钱都冻在冰砖里了 |
| 08:49.97, |
I got the idea |
我听说过 |
| 08:50.68, |
when I heard about rich guys with frozen assets. |
有钱人"冻结资产"的事 灵光一现 |
| 08:55.66, |
Assets. |
资产啊 |
| 08:59.88, |
I am running for town council, |
我准备参选市政议员 |
| 09:02.21, |
and I understand that I can pick up a form here. |
申请表是在这领吧 |
| 09:05.15, |
Fourth floor. |
去4楼 |
| 09:06.36, |
Elevator down the hall. |
电梯在大厅那边 |
| 09:07.78, |
Beyonce, when'd you start working here? |
碧昂丝 你怎么来这上班了 |
| 09:10.68, |
Oh, Duane. He's always saying stuff like that. |
又是杜恩 他老说这些俏皮话 |
| 09:13.99, |
Duane Bailey. Running for reelection. |
我是杜恩·贝利 正在竞选连任 |
| 09:16.42, |
You're joking. |
真是贵人多忘事 |
| 09:17.33, |
I just saw you in the parking lot two hours ago. |
我们两小时前才在停车场见过 |
| 09:19.58, |
Oh, hey. It's you! |
原来是你啊 |
| 09:21.41, |
Oh, it's you. |
怎么是你啊 |
| 09:23.03, |
What... Are you doing here? |
你 来这儿干嘛 |
| 09:24.50, |
I am entering the race for town council, |
我也要参加镇议会的选举 |
| 09:26.40, |
and I am running against you. |
我要和你唱对台戏 |
| 09:28.44, |
Oh. Well, don't you have pluck. |
好吧 真是勇气可嘉 |
| 09:30.68, |
No, I plan on winning, so... |
不 我志在必得 所以 |
| 09:32.18, |
Oh, yeah, I bet you do. |
我猜你就这么想 |
| 09:33.00, |
Marcia! Rocking the bangs! Love it. |
玛莎 打扮得不错啊 爱死了 |
| 09:35.68, |
Do you know why, of all the dogs in the world, |
你知道吗 为何世上小狗千千万 |
| 09:37.32, |
I breed puggles? |
我独爱哈巴小猎犬 |
| 09:38.24, |
Why do I feel like this is a rhetorical question, |
我预感你是要自问自答吧 |
| 09:40.43, |
- And you're about to l-- - It's because they're lovable, yes, |
接着你就要...-因为他们不光讨人爱 |
| 09:42.25, |
but they're also tenacious hunters who won't quit |
还是顽强的猎手 不咬死猎物 |
| 09:45.18, |
until the kill is complete. |
誓不罢休 |
| 09:46.95, |
Really? 'cause I feel like they just yip a lot. |
真的吗 我倒是觉得他们老是汪个不停 |
| 09:48.95, |
Look, lady, you're going down. |
女士 你会一败涂地的 |
| 09:50.83, |
I've won six straight elections. |
我六次选举一路全胜 |
| 09:52.41, |
I don't plan on losing to some bored housewife, |
我可不会输给居里闲人 |
| 09:54.04, |
so don't quit your lack of a day job. |
接着当主妇吧 小心失业 |
| 09:58.33, |
Excuse me! |
你给我站住 |
| 09:59.42, |
Excuse me! |
你给我站住 |
| 10:02.44, |
Excuse me. |
您请等一下 |
| 10:04.95, |
Hello? |
喂 |
| 10:06.30, |
Anne. |
是安妮啊 |
| 10:08.87, |
Haley did that? |
海莉真干得出来 |
| 10:10.61, |
Oh, god. Okay. Um... |
天啊 好吧 |
| 10:13.78, |
I'll call you right back. |
我一会再打给你 |
| 10:15.79, |
For your information, sir, |
您有必要知道 先生 |
| 10:17.51, |
I am no bored housewife. |
我才不是居里闲人 |
| 10:19.61, |
No, I-I would kill for "Bored." Why isn't this lighting up? |
我是想闲闲不下来呢 指示灯怎么还不亮 |
| 10:23.42, |
Oh, it's because it's, uh, staff only. |
因为这是员工专用 |
| 10:25.69, |
Yeah. |
没错 |
| 10:27.16, |
Here. Allow me to... |
来 请允许我 |
| 10:29.29, |
Not get that for you. |
不为你效劳了 |
| 10:31.23, |
Good luck! |
祝你好运 |
| 10:36.54, |
Dad, I cut my arm. |
老爸 我把胳膊划伤了 |
| 10:38.35, |
Oh, wow. You sure did, buddy. |
划得够深的呀 老弟 |
| 10:40.85, |
I'll get you fixed up. |
我来帮你处理 |
| 10:42.86, |
Where's mom? |
老妈去哪儿了 |
| 10:44.11, |
She belongs to the people now. |
她现在属于人民群众了 |
| 10:46.53, |
My allergies are acting up again. |
我的过敏症又犯了 |
| 10:48.35, |
Well, it is your lucky day, |
今天你走运了 |
| 10:50.85, |
Because, missy, |
因为呢 小姐 |
| 10:52.98, |
Dr. Dad has everything you need. |
医生老爹应有尽有 |
| 10:56.16, |
Behold the healing powers of grape flavoring. |
瞧这葡萄味灵丹圣水的魔力吧 |
| 11:00.19, |
Where's mom? |
妈妈去哪儿了 |
| 11:01.21, |
Some people took her. |
她移情别"人"了 |
| 11:02.40, |
Drink this. |
喝了 |
| 11:03.42, |
Listen, guys, your mom is taking on more responsibilities |
孩子们 你妈妈现在除了家务之外 |
| 11:06.69, |
outside of the... house, |
还另有职责 |
| 11:08.42, |
But don't you worry. |
不过别担心 |
| 11:10.45, |
Good old... Dad-- oh, my goodness! |
金牌奶爸全 我的妈呀 |
| 11:12.84, |
I'm so sorry! |
对不起 |
| 11:15.30, |
You punched me! |
你打到我了 |
| 11:16.56, |
Dad, you gave me the drowsy kind. |
爸 你给我的是催睡型的 |
| 11:18.70, |
There's a drowsy kind?! |
过敏药还有催睡型的吗 |
| 11:20.19, |
I have to study for a test! |
我还要复习备考呢 |
| 11:22.04, |
Oh! It really hurts! |
真的好痛啊 |
| 11:23.36, |
- Well, I'll get you some ice. - No. No, no, no. |
我帮你找点冰块-别 别 别 |
| 11:25.38, |
I'll get it. |
我自己来吧 |
| 11:31.96, |
Oh, you made it. How was it? |
你总算赶上了 事情办得怎么样 |
| 11:34.91, |
Why? What's wrong, babe? |
怎么了 出什么事了 亲爱的 |
| 11:36.23, |
- I don't want to talk about it. - Do it anyways. |
我不想说这个-说来听听嘛 |
| 11:38.91, |
Uh, this stupid kid's been in the business about ten minutes. |
那个蠢货才刚刚踏入这个行业 |
| 11:41.44, |
He barely looks at my proposal, |
他基本上没看我的方案 |
| 11:43.17, |
and he says he wants more "Wow." |
还说他想要"惊艳之作" |
| 11:45.01, |
What does he mean by more "Wow"? |
他所谓的"惊艳"是什么 |
| 11:46.95, |
It's the "Bieber-ization" of America. |
是种典型"比伯式"美化说法 |
| 11:48.79, |
What do beavers have to do with anything? |
关水獭什么事 |
| 11:50.56, |
The beavers--they build the dams all over the country |
水獭啊 他们全国到处修水坝 |
| 11:52.69, |
so there's no floods, |
使美国免遭洪灾 |
| 11:53.91, |
is the "Beaver-ization" Of the Americas. |
这就是美国的水獭化 |
| 11:57.31, |
I'm finding there's less and less we can talk about. |
我们之间的共同语言越来越少 |
| 12:00.43, |
So why didn't you tell him |
那你怎么不告诉他 |
| 12:02.35, |
that you've been in the business for such a long time-- |
你干这行经验丰富 |
| 12:04.42, |
It's not gonna make any difference. |
说了也没用 |
| 12:05.24, |
He wants to make a change. |
他一心想要改革 |
| 12:06.51, |
And I got a factory full of people depending on this. |
全工厂上下都要靠这个单子养活 |
| 12:08.98, |
- Yeah, but maybe if you tell him that -- - Gloria, please. |
不然你就告诉他-拜托 歌洛莉亚 |
| 12:10.71, |
I-I-I've had a tough day. |
我今天很不顺 |
| 12:12.43, |
Can we please not talk about it? |
先不谈这事了好吗 |
| 12:13.99, |
But I want to help. |
可人家想帮你嘛 |
| 12:15.39, |
Trust me. I wish you had the answers. |
相信我 我倒希望你能帮上忙 |
| 12:16.96, |
I do! |
我能的 |
| 12:19.38, |
- Hey, guys. - Hey, grandpa. |
各位-外公好 |
| 12:21.60, |
- Hey, Jay. - What's with her? |
-你好啊 杰 -她怎么了 |
| 12:23.59, |
Just tired. Growth spurt. |
只是困了 青春期嗜睡 |
| 12:26.89, |
- Hi, guys. - Hi, baby girl. |
大家好啊-嗨 小姑娘 |
| 12:28.88, |
Hola, Lily. How are you? |
莉莉 你好嘛 |
| 12:31.68, |
Dads are fighting. |
大爸二爸吵架了 |
| 12:33.06, |
No, uh, we're not fighting. |
没有 我们没吵架 |
| 12:34.60, |
No, not at all, honey. |
宝贝 绝对没有 |
| 12:35.35, |
No. Okay, uh, go play, sweetheart. Okay? |
没吵架 宝贝 玩去吧 好吗 |
| 12:37.80, |
Let's go play with some blocks. Let's go stack some blocks. |
我们玩积木去吧 堆积木去 |
| 12:39.08, |
All right. Okay, the reason we're fighting |
好吧 我们之所以吵架是因为 |
| 12:41.41, |
is 'cause this one thinks he's dirty Harry. |
他竟然自以为是警探哈里 |
| 12:43.26, |
Having a hard time picturing Clint Eastwood in that shirt. |
真难想象伊斯特伍德穿你那样的"基情衬衫" |
| 12:45.44, |
Okay, let me ask you something. |
好 我问问你 |
| 12:46.66, |
Today, at a stoplight, a guy ran into our car, |
今天 有个家伙在红灯时撞了我们的车 |
| 12:49.35, |
and then just took off. |
然后肇事潜逃 |
| 12:50.52, |
I wanted to chase after him. Mitchell... |
我想去追他 而米奇尔 |
| 12:52.53, |
kept a level head and called the police. |
很淡定地报了警 |
| 12:54.79, |
Pfft. Police. Aren't they too busy winning the war on drugs? |
切 警察 他们不都忙着扫黄禁药吗 |
| 12:59.34, |
Okay, so which one of us did the right thing? |
你们评评理 我们俩谁的处理方法正确 |
| 13:01.28, |
Hit and run. Gotta chase him down. |
肇事逃逸 必须追捕 |
| 13:02.93, |
I chase the people all the time. |
我成天就追着人跑 |
| 13:05.68, |
No. No. That's--that's irresponsible and dangerous. |
不不 那样既不负责任 又危险 |
| 13:07.02, |
Okay, well, what if he had been armed? |
好吧 要是他有枪怎么办 |
| 13:08.42, |
He wasn't armed. He had a Hillary bumper sticker. |
他车尾贴着希拉里的头像 肯定是个禁枪派 |
| 13:10.76, |
This isn't an isolated incident. |
不只这一回 |
| 13:12.62, |
This morning he flipped out at somebody at the muppet movie. |
今早他看布偶电影时还冲别人发疯 |
| 13:15.36, |
You saw the muppet movie without me? |
你们撇下我去看布偶电影吗 |
| 13:17.76, |
Oh, no. |
不是的 |
| 13:18.38, |
No, honey. Just the first two numbers. |
宝贝 不是的 我们是进错影厅看错片了 |
| 13:20.13, |
No, lily. Wait. |
莉莉 不是的 |
| 13:21.24, |
Hi. Hi. Hi. Phil, where are you, honey? |
大家好 菲尔 你在哪儿 宝贝 |
| 13:23.24, |
I need to talk to you. Do you know what our daughter did? |
有事跟你谈 你知道咱女儿闯什么祸了吗 |
| 13:25.45, |
Nothing. She's fine. She's reading. |
没啥 她很好 在看书呢 |
| 13:27.49, |
No, not her. Haley. Haley! |
不是她 是海莉 海莉给我出来 |
| 13:29.38, |
- Come over here. I want to talk to you. -There she is. |
-过来 我有话问你 -她在这儿呢 |
| 13:31.63, |
Not a scratch on her. |
没缺胳膊少腿 |
| 13:33.19, |
Do you have something you want to say to us? |
你有什么要告诉我们的吗 |
| 13:34.76, |
Uh...-Mm... Let me help you out here. |
这个...-让我帮你说吧 |
| 13:37.99, |
Fake ID's? |
伪造身份证 |
| 13:39.32, |
- What?! - Mm-hmm. |
什么-正是 |
| 13:40.82, |
Haley tried to get her and her friends some fake ID's. |
海莉想给自己和她朋友弄些假身份证 |
| 13:44.23, |
I wasn't gonna use them for drinking. |
我买假身份证不是为了买酒 |
| 13:46.27, |
We just wanted to get into this club to see a band. |
我们只是想去酒吧看场乐队表演 |
| 13:48.67, |
She took a bunch of money from them and then she lost it. |
她收了他们一笔钱 然后弄丢了 |
| 13:51.81, |
- How much? - $900. |
-多少钱啊 -900美元 |
| 13:53.94, |
- Oh, my god! Oh! - You're kidding me! |
我的天-开什么玩笑 |
| 13:56.01, |
It's not my fault! |
真不怨我 |
| 13:57.39, |
I gave money to this guy. He's the one who ripped us off. |
我把钱给了那家伙 他把我们给忽悠了 |
| 14:00.34, |
What happened to your face? |
你的脸怎么了 |
| 14:02.06, |
- Oh. I ran into a door. - Yeah. |
-噢 我撞门上了 -是啊 |
| 14:05.29, |
- What happened to your face? - Dad hit me. |
你的脸怎么了-老爸打的 |
| 14:07.30, |
It was an accident. |
纯属意外 |
| 14:08.17, |
- Phil! - I was trying to open up a band-aid! |
菲尔-我当时是想撕开创可贴 |
| 14:11.32, |
What's wrong with her? |
她怎么了 |
| 14:12.26, |
- Growth spurt. - What's wrong with her? |
青春期嗜睡吧-到底怎么了 |
| 14:13.97, |
- I drugged her. - Phil! |
我给她下药了-菲尔 |
| 14:15.32, |
I accidentally gave her the nighttime allergy medicine. |
我不小心给她吃了夜间服用的过敏药 |
| 14:18.26, |
Mm. All right, one thing at a time. |
好吧 先一桩桩的来 |
| 14:20.29, |
Haley, how are you going to repay your friends? |
海莉 你打算如何把钱还给你朋友 |
| 14:23.34, |
I don't know. |
我不知道 |
| 14:24.57, |
I know. You go there with a couple of guys-- |
我知道 你带上几个弟兄去找他 |
| 14:27.16, |
She's gotta get the money back. Who is this kid? |
她会把钱拿回来的 那小鬼是谁 |
| 14:29.16, |
A guy at school's cousin's friend. He lives in Gardena. |
是我同学表哥的朋友 他住在加迪纳 |
| 14:31.79, |
Well, if you know where he lives, just call the police. |
知道他的老巢在哪儿还不简单 报警就是了 |
| 14:33.66, |
No cops. We can't afford a scandal right now. |
不能报警 咱家现在不能有丑闻 |
| 14:36.83, |
Claire's running for town council. |
克莱尔要竞选镇议员呢 |
| 14:38.42, |
That was before, |
那是之前 |
| 14:39.41, |
when I thought you could take care of the children. |
我以为你能照顾好孩子们 |
| 14:41.59, |
I take my eye off the ball for one minute, |
我就一小会儿没盯着孩子 |
| 14:43.38, |
and I've got one in a coma, one with a black eye, |
他们就一个倒地不起 一个变熊猫眼 |
| 14:45.83, |
and one running a crime ring. |
还有一个在组织犯罪团伙 |
| 14:47.17, |
Well, to be fair, Haley started her crime ring |
说句公道话 海莉的"小犯罪团伙" |
| 14:49.94, |
when your eye was still on the ball. |
早在你盯着的时候就已经开始形成了 |
| 14:51.77, |
It's not a crime ring. |
那可不是犯罪团伙 |
| 14:53.64, |
I just gotta get my hands on that $900. |
我就是想拿回我那900元 |
| 14:56.31, |
I know how the mafia would handle this. |
我知道黑手党一般怎么解决这事儿 |
| 15:00.18, |
The kid is right. I'm sick of these smart-ass punks |
孩子说得对 我最讨厌那些小混混 |
| 15:02.74, |
who keep changing the rules |
出尔反尔 乱了道上规矩 |
| 15:03.71, |
and think they can get away with anything they want. |
目中无人 自以为凌驾一切 |
| 15:05.79, |
I'm gonna pay this guy a visit. |
我要去会会那家伙 |
| 15:07.02, |
Haley, text me his address. |
海莉 把他地址发给我 |
| 15:08.38, |
- I'm going with you. - Me, too. |
我和你一起去-我也去 |
| 15:09.49, |
Oh, no. No. Nobody's going anywhere. |
不不 谁也不能去 |
| 15:11.30, |
Okay, we're not vigilantes. |
咱又不是治安队的 |
| 15:12.98, |
Shotgun! |
带上枪 |
| 15:13.93, |
No! No weapons! |
不 别抄家伙啊 |
| 15:19.59, |
In my country, it is tradition |
按我老家的传统 |
| 15:21.26, |
when the men are out seeking vengeance, |
当男人出门寻仇时 |
| 15:23.18, |
The women--they stay home, and they drink. |
女人们就在家喝酒 |
| 15:25.63, |
Sometimes I think you just make this stuff up. |
有时我觉得你纯粹是胡编乱造的 |
| 15:27.71, |
- Do you want a drink or not? - Oh, yeah. |
你到底要不要来一瓶-乐意至极 |
| 15:30.61, |
So what happened? |
到底是怎么回事 |
| 15:32.85, |
You were running for office, and now you're not? |
你本来要去竞选 现在又不干了吗 |
| 15:34.98, |
Mm. I don't really want to talk about that. |
我不太想谈这个 |
| 15:36.82, |
I know. I am sick and tired of no one needing my help. |
我就知道 我受够不被人需要的感觉了 |
| 15:40.30, |
You are going to tell me what is wrong, |
你得告诉我出什么岔子了 |
| 15:42.15, |
and I'm gonna give you the right answer, |
而我会告诉你怎么解决 |
| 15:43.79, |
because I have all of them. |
因为我是万事通 |
| 15:46.05, |
So why are you not running for office? |
说 你怎么又不去竞选了 |
| 15:48.85, |
Because my family needs me too much. |
因为我的家人缺了我不行 |
| 15:50.65, |
You saw what just happened. |
你刚也看到我们家的各种乱子了 |
| 15:52.19, |
Why are you not running for office? |
你怎么又不去竞选了 |
| 15:54.02, |
That doesn't work on me. |
这招对我可没用 |
| 15:55.46, |
Why are you not running for office?! |
你怎么又不去竞选 |
| 15:57.33, |
Because I don't want to lose! |
因为 我不想输 |
| 15:59.19, |
I--pfft! |
我靠 |
| 16:00.67, |
I haven't done anything outside of my house in 18 years. |
我已经18年没在外工作了 |
| 16:04.44, |
I don't want the first thing I do to be a complete failure. |
我不想我干的第一件事就一败涂地 |
| 16:07.68, |
Okay. |
好吧 |
| 16:10.02, |
I'm gonna tell you a story about a little girl |
我要给你讲个小女孩的故事 |
| 16:13.07, |
who entered a beauty pageant... |
她去参加一次选美 |
| 16:14.98, |
even though she was very, very scared that she was going to lose. |
尽管她非常非常害怕失败 |
| 16:19.76, |
Let me guess. You won. |
让我猜猜 你赢了 |
| 16:21.76, |
Of course I won, |
我当然赢了 |
| 16:22.37, |
But I was talking about my cousin Maria Conchita. |
但我说的是我表妹玛丽亚·肯奇塔 |
| 16:24.43, |
She had a nose like a toucan. |
她鼻子大得像巨嘴鸟 |
| 16:25.54, |
She stuffed her body in this bikini. |
非得把身体塞进比基尼里 |
| 16:27.53, |
And at the end, she finished dead last. |
最后 她光荣牺牲了 |
| 16:31.34, |
How is that a good story? |
这故事的启迪作用在哪儿 |
| 16:33.19, |
Because she faced her fears, and it didn't kill her. |
因为她直面恐惧 没被恐惧吓死 |
| 16:39.38, |
What killed her two weeks later was a bus. |
她是两周后被一辆公交车撞死的 |
| 16:41.19, |
Are you serious? |
有没有搞错啊你 |
| 16:42.49, |
Yes, because she couldn't see anything coming with that big nose. |
她那鼻子太大了挡视线 没看见车碾过来 |
| 16:46.69, |
This guy has won six elections. |
我的竞争对手赢过6次选举 |
| 16:49.34, |
I am way out of my league. |
我真是力不从心 |
| 16:50.85, |
Look, I don't know anything about this guy, |
听着 我不了解你那竞争对手 |
| 16:52.92, |
But I know that you're a tough lady, |
但我知道你是个女强人 |
| 16:54.99, |
and I come from a family of tough ladies. |
姐姐我从小就是在女强人家吓大的 |
| 16:57.26, |
And I have to say, sometimes you scare me a little bit. |
我必须承认 有时你的霸气绝对吓到我 |
| 17:00.57, |
And I know that you're strong enough to win |
所以我坚信你必胜 |
| 17:03.33, |
And definitely strong enough to be okay if you lose. |
就算输了也会一笑而过 |
| 17:07.61, |
I scare you? |
我有吓到你 |
| 17:08.53, |
Are you kidding me? |
那还用说 |
| 17:09.62, |
I want thanksgiving at my house! |
今年感恩节要在老娘家过[上季剧情 |
| 17:12.63, |
Why does everybody think I talk like that? |
为何人人都觉得我说话就是那样的 |
| 17:18.21, |
This is it. |
就是这儿了 |
| 17:21.54, |
W-w-wait. No, no. Come on. Do we have a plan? |
等等 别急 我们有作战计划吗 |
| 17:23.49, |
It doesn't seem like we have a plan. |
貌似没计划好吧 |
| 17:25.09, |
Yeah, I got a plan. Either he gives us the money, |
哥有计划 那小兔崽子要是不还钱 |
| 17:27.14, |
Or he gets a private performance from England Dan and John Ford Coley. |
就让他尝尝哥的哼哼哈嘿双截棍 |
| 17:30.66, |
That's not a good plan. That's not even a good band. |
你那算毛的好计划啊 那乐队本身就烂死了 |
| 17:32.60, |
If all you're gonna do is criticize, just wait by the car. |
你要是只想唧唧歪歪 还是在车里等着吧 |
| 17:35.08, |
Okay, fine. |
好吧 |
| 17:36.40, |
I'll see you in jail. |
等我去探监你们吧 |
| 17:38.52, |
It's gonna be a big adjustment for two of you. |
你俩可得花一大笔保释金 |
| 17:49.87, |
Yeah?-you peter? |
什么事-你是皮特吗 |
| 17:51.56, |
What do you want? |
有何贵干 |
| 17:52.32, |
You know haley dunphy? You owe her $900. |
你认识海莉·邓菲吗 你欠她900块 |
| 17:55.01, |
-We're here to collect. -You dig? |
我们是来收钱的-明白吗 |
| 17:56.60, |
I tried to call that girl, like, ten times, |
我给她打了N次电话了 |
| 17:58.63, |
But her voice mail was always... Full. |
但她语音信箱总是满的 |
| 18:00.82, |
That does sound like Haley. |
确实挺像海莉的风格啊 |
| 18:02.27, |
So how are you gonna make this right? |
那你打算怎么挽救啊 |
| 18:04.62, |
You guys want the money, right? That's fine. |
你们就是想要钱嘛 没问题 |
| 18:06.40, |
I don't need any hassle. Hold on. |
我也不想多费唇舌 等一下 |
| 18:08.74, |
I'll just... grab it. |
我这就去取钱 |
| 18:14.96, |
That was easy. |
轻松搞定 |
| 18:16.00, |
He's lucky he didn't put up a fight. |
他倒是挺识趣 没敢动手 |
| 18:17.85, |
I would've treated him to a reunion of Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young! |
否则哥让他尝尝无影脚 倚天剑 加屠龙刀 |
| 18:24.14, |
-We got a runner! -Runner! |
那小子跑了-抓住他 |
| 18:26.16, |
Stop! Stop! |
站住 站住 |
| 18:27.32, |
Stop! |
站住 |
| 18:31.76, |
No. No. No. |
别跑 别跑 |
| 18:33.70, |
No. |
别跑 |
| 18:36.32, |
I got him! |
我抓住他了 |
| 18:37.67, |
-Oh, my god. You did! -Don't be so surprised. |
-天哪 你做到了 -别那么惊讶 |
| 18:40.20, |
Help! He's slipping out of his skinny jeans. |
快帮我 他要"金蝉脱裤"啦 |
| 18:44.88, |
These are cute. I totally have these. |
裤子好可爱哦 我也想要 |
| 18:50.71, |
There you go! |
要回钱了 |
| 18:52.60, |
Oh, you got it back! Thank you! |
你要回钱了 谢谢外公 |
| 18:54.85, |
Hey, don't thank me. Thank your uncle Mitchell. |
别谢我 谢你米奇尔舅舅 |
| 18:56.72, |
He's the one who tackled the guy. |
他才是擒贼英雄 |
| 18:58.69, |
-I got grass stains. -Well, I will tell you one thing. |
我染上了光荣的草绿色-好吧 我只能说 |
| 19:02.04, |
I have learned my lesson. |
我受到了深刻的教育 |
| 19:04.04, |
Disappointing my family and friends |
让我的家人和朋友失望 |
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is punishment enough. |
是对我最大的惩罚 |
| 19:07.60, |
Nice try. You're grounded for two weeks. |
装得挺像 你还是得禁闭两周 |
| 19:11.59, |
Okay, we have big news. |
来吧 我们有个大新闻 |
| 19:13.57, |
Claire has decided to run for mayor after all. |
克莱尔最终决定参选镇长 |
| 19:17.94, |
Thank you, but it's town council. |
谢谢 实际上只是镇议员而已 |
| 19:20.08, |
It doesn't matter. You're not going to win anyways. |
无所谓职位 反正你也赢不了 |
| 19:22.98, |
But she's going to be okay. You see? |
但她肯定会一笑而过的 看到了吗 |
| 19:25.00, |
I help the people. |
我能帮助他人 |
| 19:26.25, |
Why don't you two let me help you? |
为什么不让我助你们爷俩一臂之力呢 |
| 19:28.62, |
Well, I can't speak for Jay, |
我不知道杰是什么原因 |
| 19:30.75, |
But I guess I'm just too proud to ask for help. |
我反正是因为自尊心太强 不想求助 |
| 19:33.96, |
Are you serious? She cuts your steak. |
有没有搞错 你连牛排都求你妈来切 |
| 19:36.33, |
What about you? |
那你呢 |
| 19:37.63, |
I don't want to bother you with my business. |
我不想让生意上的事烦你 |
| 19:39.66, |
What else do I do every day? |
那我每天还能干点啥 |
| 19:41.10, |
I don't know. I'm guessing the gym. |
我不知道 我猜大概是去健身 |
| 19:42.39, |
And... One other thing? |
还有 别的啥 |
| 19:44.70, |
Dad, you should listen to her. She might really help you. |
爸 你应该听她的 或许她能帮到你哦 |
| 19:47.96, |
She could be an asset. |
她能帮上"大"忙呢[胸大臀大 资本"丰厚" |
| 19:51.57, |
Asset.-Heard it. |
"资本"-听到了 |
| 19:55.73, |
And look at the shelves over here. |
看看这些架子 |
| 19:57.68, |
They're for the shoes. Those are my favorite ones. |
可以放鞋 这些都是我的最爱哦 |
| 20:00.82, |
So what do you think? |
您觉得如何呢 |
| 20:04.29, |
Wow! |
哇哦 |
| 20:07.99, |
Same... Exact... Closet. |
与之前的壁橱完全一样 |
| 20:12.68, |
We never needed fake I.D.S on the farm. |
想当年在农场我们不需要什么假身份证 |
| 20:14.18, |
We figured if a 16-year-old could drive a tractor, |
我们觉得如果16岁的孩子能开拖拉机 |
| 20:16.84, |
He could drink a beer. Not at the same time, of course. |
那喝啤酒肯定也没问题 当然不能一边喝一边开 |
| 20:19.58, |
It's Missouri, not Texas. |
我们那儿是密苏里州 可不是德克萨斯 |
| 20:21.04, |
I used a fake I.D. to get into an "R"-rated movie-- |
我用假身份证去租过一部重口味电影 |
| 20:24.83, |
The Fabulous Baker Boys. |
《贝克兄弟》 |
| 20:26.88, |
I found the title to be misleading. |
我发现那片名简直是误导观众 |
| 20:28.58, |
Lot of Michelle Pfeiffer-- that's all I'm saying. |
女主角戏份太重 不够基情 太坑爹了 |
| 20:30.89, |
I remember when I got my fake I.D. |
我记得我也搞过假身份证 |
| 20:33.12, |
Me, too. Crazy times. |
我也是 年少轻狂 |
| 20:34.62, |
Hell, yeah. I tried to enlist in the army, |
当年我想要应征入伍 |
| 20:36.63, |
But they saw right through me, so me and a bunch of guys |
结果被看穿了 之后我就跟一帮家伙们 |
| 20:38.43, |
drove across state lines, we got a bunch of booze. |
开车越过国境线 搞到一些烈酒 |
| 20:40.53, |
We loaded up on fireworks, and I woke up in the morning-- |
我们边放烟火边豪饮 等我醒过来 |
| 20:43.60, |
I kid you not-- in a mexican strip joint. |
不骗你们 我们居然是在一个墨西哥脱衣舞场 |
| 20:48.15, |
You? |
你呢 |
| 20:49.23, |
Uh, I used mine to rent some bowling shoes and kept 'em. |
我用假身份证去借保龄球鞋 然后将之据为己有 |
| 20:52.85, |
Suckers probably spent months |
那帮笨蛋大概会花好几个月时间 |
| 20:54.41, |
trying to track down Dr. Richard Hertz. |
去找那个所谓的理查德·赫兹博士 |
| 20:58.28, |
Think about it. |
多疯狂啊 |
