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0:00:03.42,	And we have liftoff.	灯 亮起来
0:00:08.55,	Yello? House of the future.	哈罗 欢迎致电未来之家
0:00:10.39,	Phil, you have two whole days to yourself.	菲尔 你有两整天时间可自由支配
0:00:12.13,	Please tell me you're not gonna spend them	别告诉我你想把全部时间都用来
0:00:13.24,	trying to wire the house to your ipad.	将家里的装置都连接到ipad上
0:00:15.18,	Nope, 'cause I've already done it.	不会 因为我早已完成了
0:00:17.82,	I think when you get home,	我觉得等你到家的时候
0:00:18.80,	you're gonna be very surprised to see that this house	你会惊讶地发现我们家
0:00:21.08,	has an actual functioning brain in it.	有个能控制一切的大脑中枢
0:00:23.96,	Great. Great.	真棒 太棒了
0:00:25.15,	Now go out and see some friends.	现在出去会会朋友吧
0:00:26.34,	I'm headed out now.	我这就出去
0:00:27.32,	I have a third showing at that colonial.	我要在殖民健身房进行第三次形体展示
0:00:29.59,	Cam gave me a free pass to his gym.	小卡给了我一张免费入场券去他的健身房
0:00:31.67,	I am--not too bright.	我 不要太亮[脑子不灵光]
0:00:33.35,	I am--	我...
0:00:34.31,	Dim!	暗下来[很笨]
0:00:35.74,	Honey, if you could hear yourself.	亲爱的 听听你自己在胡说些什么
0:00:37.60,	Promise me you'll go outside and play.	答应我 你会出去玩玩的
0:00:39.17,	Miss you, too.	我也想你哦
0:00:43.82,	Phil Dunphy, this is the year 2025.	菲尔·邓菲 当前时间为2025年
0:00:46.57,	Welcome. You're the first one here.	欢迎 你是第一个踏入未来世界的人
0:00:49.70,	■
0:00:52.70,	■
0:00:55.70,	■
0:00:59.19,	第四季 第八集
0:01:02.20,	Shall we hit the waterslide first?	我们先去玩滑水道吧
0:01:03.78,	I may just sit in the room for a bit.	我就待在房里好了
0:01:05.03,	Ugh! Stop moping!	拜托 别郁闷了
0:01:06.62,	So you didn't get a date to one stupid dance.	你不就是没找到舞伴去参加一场傻逼舞会嘛
0:01:08.84,	It's not one stupid dance.	那才不是傻逼舞会
0:01:10.06,	It's the kickoff to the whole dance season.	那是整个舞蹈季的开场舞
0:01:12.03,	It's like you've never heard boys talk.	你是没听到过那些男生们的评价吧
0:01:14.45,	Hi. We are here for the academic challenge.	嗨 我们是来参加知识竞赛的
0:01:16.86,	It's under "Dunphy."	登记名是邓菲
0:01:18.66,	or it could be under "Returning champion."	或者也可以称为"冠军归来"
0:01:21.21,	Not sure how they file these things.	不知道他们会不会为这类东西建档
0:01:23.70,	Alex wins things, which is great.	艾丽克斯总是获胜 那很好
0:01:25.86,	But she puts so much pressure on herself.	但她一直给自己太大的压力
0:01:28.10,	I... I almost wish she would lose this year.	我 我都有点希望她今年能输掉
0:01:31.91,	Plus, that way, I could go on the waterslide.	再说 那样我就可以去玩滑水道
0:01:33.73,	It's got a corkscrew, 2-second freefall,	那里有螺旋状水道 2秒的自由落体
0:01:36.27,	And a radar gun at the bottom.	在底部还有个雷达枪
0:01:39.37,	I'm Phil.	我成了菲尔了
0:01:40.76,	Nothing from the minibar, and no pay-per-view.	不准喝小酒柜里的东西 不准看付费电视
0:01:43.06,	Can we at least--	我们能不能至少...
0:01:43.71,	No, you may not send things out for pressing.	不 你不能把衣服送出去烫
0:01:45.94,	Honey, we have an hour until the competition.	宝贝 比赛要1小时后才开始
0:01:48.37,	Do you want to go to the contestants mixer?	你想不想去一下参赛者交谊会
0:01:49.79,	No, I don't want to humanize them.	不 我才懒得去教化他们
0:01:51.50,	Can you believe this is my first bar mitzvah?	你敢相信这是我第一次参加犹太男孩成年礼吗
0:01:54.02,	You'll love it. I heard the gift bags have smartphones.	你会喜欢的 我听说礼物袋里装的都是智能手机
0:01:56.52,	Jewish people are so awesome.	犹太人出手实在太阔绰了
0:01:59.68,	Oh, my god. Did you see that? She smiled at me.	天啊 你看到了吗 她对我回眸一笑
0:02:02.97,	People get that way in dance season.	在舞蹈季 那样很正常啦
0:02:04.63,	No girl's ever smiled at me like that.	从来没有女孩像那样对我笑过
0:02:06.87,	Luke, we have to go to that bar mitzvah.	卢克 我们必须参加那个成年礼
0:02:08.54,	Why?	为什么
0:02:09.23,	There was a connection.	我们是有缘人千里相会
0:02:11.25,	I know this sounds crazy,	我知道这听起来有些疯狂
0:02:12.59,	But I feel like my whole life has led to this moment.	但我觉得我的人生为这一刻等待了太久
0:02:14.62,	You made a very similar speech	你之前也说过类似的话
0:02:15.99,	to get my mom to stop for those churros.	好说服我妈停下来买西班牙小油条
0:02:17.58,	Luke, I need you for this. You're sneakier than I am.	卢克 我需要你的帮助 你比我奸诈
0:02:20.30,	You're a bigger liar. You have no moral compass.	你比我会撒谎 你内心从来不会愧疚不安
0:02:23.02,	Look, thanks for all the compliments,	听着 谢谢你的诸多"夸奖"
0:02:24.65,	But breaking into one stupid party?	但是要闯入一个傻逼派对
0:02:26.47,	That's not even a challenge.	那根本毫无挑战
0:02:30.53,	Oh, no. Three bar mitzvahs?	噢不 有3个成年礼同时举行
0:02:34.13,	Now it's interesting.	这下有点意思了
0:02:39.63,	Cam, stop.	小卡 停下
0:02:40.31,	What? We have to get them out of there.	怎么 我们得让他们离开屋子
0:02:41.80,	What's taking them?	怎么磨蹭了这么久
0:02:43.74,	We have the most amazing gift for Jay and Gloria's nursery.	我们为杰和歌洛莉亚的婴儿房准备了超棒的礼物
0:02:47.08,	It was Cam's idea, and it's a pretty big swing.	都是小卡的主意 是个好大的秋千
0:02:50.06,	It's not a swing. It's not a swing.	才不是秋千呢 绝对不是秋千
0:02:51.93,	I just need Jay and Gloria out of the house	我只需要杰和歌洛莉亚离开屋子
0:02:53.50,	for a minimum of four hours	最少大约需要4小时
0:02:54.62,	So I can have my crew install it.	好让我的伙计完成安装
0:02:56.09,	Simple.	多"简单"
0:02:57.33,	Oh, please. If it were up to you,	拜托 要是听你的意见
0:02:58.42,	we'd get them something off their gift registry.	我们该送给他们那个礼品登记簿上的东西
0:03:00.26,	Oh, you mean the list of things	你是说那个小清单
0:03:01.42,	that they specifically said that they wanted?	上面列满了他们明确说想要的东西吗
0:03:03.30,	Oh, they don't know what they want.	他们根本不知道自己想要什么
0:03:05.53,	...Before I snap his finger off!	再按我就剁掉他的手指
0:03:09.14,	Ay, no.	哎呀不
0:03:10.18,	Jay was supposed to cancel. We cannot go to lunch.	杰本该取消的 我们不能一起去吃午餐了
0:03:13.08,	- Oh, no. - I am sorry,	噢不-我很抱歉
0:03:14.74,	but he's supposed to pick up the crib at the store,	他应该去商店把婴儿床买回来的
0:03:16.71,	And I am too tired. The baby kicked me all night.	我太累了 宝宝踢了我一整晚
0:03:20.09,	It's either going to be a football player	他要么是个橄榄球队员
0:03:22.47,	or a chorus girl.	要么是个歌舞团姑娘
0:03:23.76,	You can be both.	可以两者兼具的
0:03:24.64,	My senior year, I was a right-side linebacker	我高三的时候 既是右侧中后卫
0:03:26.26,	And a left-side cancan dancer in "Gigi."	也是《金粉世界》音乐剧中的左侧康康舞选手
0:03:28.52,	Wow, she really set you up for that one, didn't she?	她真是抛砖引出你的传奇故事啊 是吧
0:03:30.20,	Yeah, when it came out of her mouth,	是啊 当她说出口的时候
0:03:31.13,	I nearly stopped breathing.	我当时都快不能呼吸了
0:03:32.42,	You didn't call them to cancel.	你没打电话告诉他们要取消
0:03:34.21,	Sorry. You want gas money?	抱歉 你们要油钱吗
0:03:35.96,	Don't pay attention to him.	别理他
0:03:37.19,	He's been very grumpy lately.	他最近脾气暴得很
0:03:38.95,	Okay, here's a thought--	好吧 不如这样
0:03:40.05,	Mitchell, you go to the crib store with Jay.	米奇尔 你和杰一起去婴儿床店
0:03:42.00,	That way I can spend some quality time	那样我能与这位美丽的女士
0:03:43.54,	- with this pretty lady. - No, I'm going to lay down.	共度美好时光-不要 我要去躺会儿
0:03:45.43,	No, no, I'm gonna take you both to lunch.	别别别 我要带你们娘俩儿去吃午饭
0:03:47.80,	Okay? There, it's settled. Now go put a lip on. Okay?	好吗 就这么定了 去涂口红 好吗
0:03:50.55,	Fine. I guess you won't get in the way.	好吧 我猜你也不会碍事的
0:03:52.49,	You mean it, pa? Really and for true?	说真的吗 老爸 这是真心话吗
0:03:54.60,	I won't get in the way?	我不会碍事
0:03:57.76,	Oh, that's a good idea.	带个垫子真明智
0:03:58.99,	Oh, yeah. The chairs are rocks.	是啊 椅子硬邦邦的
0:04:01.07,	Charlemagne.	查理曼大帝
0:04:02.88,	You can get a 1-day cushion for $8,	可以花8美元租一天用的坐垫
0:04:04.95,	or a 2-day for $12.	或者花12美元租两天用的
0:04:06.92,	Alex Dunphy.	艾丽克斯·邓菲
0:04:07.73,	Last year, I got 2 1-dayers--big mistake.	去年我租了两个一天用的 真是大错误
0:04:11.03,	Who wrote the 95 theses?	《95条论纲》是谁写的
0:04:12.47,	My daughter went on to win the whole thing,	我女儿一路过关斩将笑到最后
0:04:14.56,	and all I could think was,	而我想到的就是
0:04:15.53,	I just flushed $4 down the toilet.	我白白多花了4美元啊
0:04:17.81,	John Calvin.	约翰·加尔文[正确答案是路德]
0:04:19.22,	Whoo! Alex!	好样的 艾丽克斯
0:04:21.00,	I guess I just didn't want to presume	我大概是没有想到
0:04:22.84,	that we would be here for the two days.	我们会在这里呆两天吧
0:04:24.90,	But still, what kind of message	但我要是租一天用的坐垫
0:04:26.00,	was I sending with the 1-dayer?	那反映了什么心态啊
0:04:27.78,	You "Whoo'd" Me?	你竟然说好样的
0:04:29.18,	What are you doing here?	你在这儿干什么
0:04:30.14,	I'm out. I got the question wrong,	我出局了 我听错问题了
0:04:31.79,	which is embarrassing enough without you "Whoo-ing" Me!	那已经够尴尬了 你竟然还说我好样的
0:04:33.60,	Alex! Alex, come back here. Don't!	艾丽克斯 艾丽克斯 回来 别走
0:04:37.34,	Don't!	想都别想
0:04:40.25,	Wait, what are the last four numbers again?	等等 最后四位数是什么再说一遍
0:04:42.13,	1984	1-9-8-4.
0:04:43.57,	It's kind of a lucky number for me.	对我来说算是个幸运数字了
0:04:45.07,	It's the year "Footloose" came out.	《浑身是劲》就是那年上映的
0:04:46.56,	Oh, yeah. And I really am gonna call you for that rematch.	是啊 我真想与你再赛一场
0:04:49.02,	Anytime. I mean, not super late,	随时随地 我是说 也别太晚
0:04:51.37,	But... Wait,	但是 等等
0:04:53.09,	you're a bulldog?	你是斗牛犬队的
0:04:53.91,	Yeah. You?	是啊 你呢
0:04:58.56,	I knew there was something about you I liked.	我就知道我喜欢你某一点
0:05:00.72,	Oh, you mean besides me letting you win?	你是说除了我让你赢这点之外吗
0:05:03.87,	You know, we have a big game today.	今天有非常重要的一场比赛
0:05:05.10,	You wanna watch it together?	想要一起看吗
0:05:07.47,	Shoot. I'm--I'm late for a showing.	惨了 我的形体展示快迟到了
0:05:08.79,	No pressure at all, but if you feel like it,	别有压力 如果你喜欢的话
0:05:10.30,	we could watch it at my place. I could text you the address.	可以来我家一起看 我短信告诉你地址
0:05:12.86,	All right. Well, thanks.	好的 那谢谢了
0:05:14.10,	Hey, it was great meeting you, Phil.	见到你真高兴 菲尔
0:05:15.22,	You, too, Dave.	我也是 戴维
0:05:20.77,	Hey, it's me.	嘿 是我
0:05:21.83,	Yeah, you were totally right about this gym.	你对这家健身房的说法完全正确
0:05:23.97,	I just met the cutest guy.	我刚遇到一个超帅的男人
0:05:25.51,	What did I tell you?	我跟你说过什么来着
0:05:26.29,	That place is like a gay bar with dumbbells.	那地方就像个放了哑铃的Gay吧
0:05:28.71,	Redundant.	真多余
0:05:29.59,	Well, I don't know much about him,	我还不太了解他
0:05:30.92,	but he invited me over to his place	但他邀请我去他家
0:05:32.22,	o watch a football game tonight.	一起看橄榄球赛
0:05:33.56,	Oh, my gosh, a date.	老天啊 约会呀
0:05:34.70,	I have a good feeling about this.	我很看好你们哦
0:05:36.22,	Oh, well, don't start planning the wedding yet.	别这就开始计划婚礼了
0:05:38.06,	I mean, I'm not even sure if it's a date date.	我还不确定这是不是那种情侣约会
0:05:40.46,	You met him at hook-up central.	你和他在"约炮中心"相遇
0:05:41.70,	Of course it's a date date.	当然是那种情侣约会了
0:05:42.96,	Am I even ready for a date date?	我准备好开始情侣约会了吗
0:05:44.44,	Tough love time, David--	艰难的爱情时期 戴维
0:05:45.55,	Simon left you six months ago,	西蒙六个月前离开了你
0:05:46.94,	and you're bumming everyone out.	你排斥所有人接近你
0:05:48.06,	It's time to get back up on that horse.	现在是时候重返情场了
0:05:49.95,	Hope to see you tonight, Dave.	希望今晚能见到你 戴维
0:05:52.27,	I can't remember the last time	我都记不得上一次某个男人
0:05:53.44,	a man made that sound for me.	对我这般狂吼是什么时候了
0:06:09.60,	She's not here. We have the wrong bar mitzvah.	她不在这 我们找错了成人礼派对
0:06:11.51,	Not if you like prime rib, bubbie.	如果你喜欢上等肋排就来对了 "奶奶"
0:06:11.51,	[Bubbie在英文中可以表示兄弟 但在犹太语中是奶奶的意思]
0:06:13.60,	You said to blend.	你说过要装得像一点
0:06:14.80,	I picked up some expressions at the latke station.	我在拿犹太糕点的时候顺便学了几个短语
0:06:17.30,	P.S.--They're hash browns.	对了 其实都是薯饼
0:06:19.13,	We're not blending.	我们不用装着融入了
0:06:20.02,	She's at one of the other two.	她肯定在另外两个成人礼的其中之一上
0:06:21.46,	Come on.	快点
0:06:23.51,	Oh. Sorry.	抱歉
0:06:24.86,	Such a hurry, this one.	那家伙真莽撞
0:06:27.03,	Come on.	快点
0:06:30.75,	That is too cute.	太可爱了
0:06:31.79,	What the hell is that?	那是什么玩意儿
0:06:33.34,	Oh, that's the store mascot. That's hugga bunny.	那是商店的吉祥物 拥抱兔
0:06:35.76,	- He goes around and he hugs-- - No, I get it.	-他到处晃悠 拥抱 -行了 我知道
0:06:38.07,	Nice for flu season.	流感季节到处抱"真好"
0:06:39.60,	He ought to be called conjunctivitis bunny.	他应该叫结膜炎兔
0:06:42.15,	Okay.	好吧
0:06:42.99,	Uh, so, dad,	这样 爸爸
0:06:44.00,	The cribs are over there, but while we're here,	婴儿床在那边 但既然我们在这边
0:06:45.76,	a little advice--you can never have too many onesies.	给你个小建议 买多少连体衣都不嫌多
0:06:48.12,	All right? Any event, day or night.	任何场合 任何时间
0:06:49.89,	Throw one on, little pair of booties,	给宝宝套上一件 再穿上双袜袜
0:06:51.24,	boom--ready to go out.	就可以出发了
0:06:52.40,	Dress it up, you could dress it down.	把它穿在身上 显得很随意
0:06:53.84,	You could--dad?	也可以...爸爸
0:06:56.97,	Dad?	爸
0:06:58.31,	Something was clearly going on with my dad,	我爸明显有什么心事
0:07:00.41,	but I wasn't about to get sucked in.	但我可不想瞎搀和
0:07:02.26,	It's happened before.	以前也发生过
0:07:03.64,	Dad, you seem sad. Do you wanna talk?	爸 你好像有些难过 能跟我说说吗
0:07:05.82,	Talk?! What are we, girlfriends?	说什么 我们什么关系 闺蜜吗
0:07:08.75,	To use a sports reference,	引用"运动"来解释
0:07:10.69,	put the football away, Lucy.	把橄榄球收起来吧 露西
0:07:10.69,	[典出漫画《花生》	露西总喜欢把橄榄球收起来 不让查理·布朗踢]
0:07:12.74,	I ain't kickin'.	我都没想踢
0:07:14.27,	So Saturday noon?	那就周六中午
0:07:15.43,	- Saturday noon's fine, Jay. - Yeah.	-周六中午可以 杰 -好的
0:07:16.54,	Hey, dad, I picked you up a diaper bag.	爸爸 我给你挑了一个尿片包
0:07:18.45,	Fun fact-- this insulated pouch	有趣的设计在于 这个隔热袋
0:07:20.27,	will keep a bottle of prosecco cold	可以让一瓶普洛赛克酒保持冰凉
0:07:21.50,	for an entire Wiggles concert.	足以撑过整场儿童乐队表演
0:07:23.39,	Hi.	你好
0:07:24.02,	- Uh, Mitch, it's doctor-- - Bob Jensen.	-米奇 这位是 -鲍勃·詹森医生
0:07:26.23,	Nice to meet you.	很高兴见到你
0:07:27.36,	Jay, I will see you.	杰 再见
0:07:28.31,	Yeah, I'll see you then. Good, Bob.	好的 到时候见 鲍勃
0:07:33.14,	Doctor? Sweater vest?	医生 毛背心
0:07:34.92,	My dad acting all shifty?	我爸表现的很诡异
0:07:36.70,	He was seeing a shrink.	他在看心理医生
0:07:38.51,	Dad, I can see that you're going through something.	爸爸 我看得出你在为什么事情煎熬
0:07:40.76,	And I can see your bra strap, Oprah.	我还能看见你胸罩带呢 奥普拉大妹子
0:07:42.48,	Mind your own business."	管好自己的事儿吧"
0:07:45.52,	Tee up the football all you want, Lucy.	把那个橄榄球放好 露西
0:07:47.56,	Still ain't kickin'.	我仍然没想踢
0:07:49.31,	She clearly misheard the question.	她显然听错了问题
0:07:51.56,	The acoustics in here are terrible.	这里的音响效果太差了
0:07:53.83,	Especially for a little girl	尤其对于一个耳朵发炎
0:07:55.10,	- just getting over an ear infection. - Oh, my god,	刚刚痊愈的小姑娘而言-我的天
0:07:57.10,	What are you doing?	你在干嘛
0:07:57.90,	- I was explaining your-- - Oh, I heard,	我在为你解释-我听到了
0:07:59.41,	because my ears are fine.	因为我耳朵没事
0:08:00.61,	I'm sorry. I didn't ask her to do this.	对不起 我没让她这么干
0:08:02.01,	I'm trying to help you.	我是想帮你
0:08:03.13,	You were not. You were trying to help you.	你不是想帮我 是想帮你自己
0:08:04.91,	You're just mad because now you can't parade me around	你生气是因为现在你不能像牵着小马驹一样
0:08:06.51,	- like some show pony. - That is not true.	拉着我到处展览了-才不是这样的
0:08:08.19,	Oh, don't deny it. You bought the 2-day cushion.	别抵赖了 你买的是2天用的垫子
0:08:11.82,	Who are you to judge?	你们有什么资格评判我
0:08:26.44,	Thank you for a fun day, okay? Good-bye.	谢谢你带来的欢乐的一天 再见
0:08:28.52,	=-Good-bye?-Ay,cam,sorry,	现在就再见吗-小卡 对不起
0:08:30.30,	But the lunch was two hours,	可是午饭吃了两个小时
0:08:31.77,	and then you had to show me your first apartment.	然后你又让我看你住过的第一间公寓
0:08:33.41,	Oh, could you believe how I used to live?	你能相信我以前过着怎样的生活吗
0:08:35.37,	I really need to take a nap now.	我现在真得补个觉
0:08:36.93,	No. No, no. No. No. No, no. No, no.	不行不行不行
0:08:39.10,	You know what? I have, uh, something I want you to do	你知道吗 我有件事希望你去做
0:08:40.84,	that's even more relaxing than a nap.	可比补觉更让人放松
0:08:42.18,	Yeah.-No. I want to take a nap.	真的-不 我就想睡一会儿
0:08:46.37,	There's my man.	我"男人"来了
0:08:47.41,	That's me. Your man.	我来了 你"男人"
0:08:49.32,	I brought spinach dip. I don't know why.	我带来了菠菜酱 我也不知道为什么
0:08:51.50,	I'll tell you why. 'cause it's delicious,	我告诉你为什么 因为它好吃
0:08:53.04,	and you're an awesome guest.	而且你是个好客人
0:08:54.29,	- Get in here. - All right.	进来吧-好啊
0:08:55.29,	- How are you? - Good. You?	你好吗-还好 你呢
0:08:56.69,	Good. Uh, by the way,	还好 顺便说一下
0:08:57.98,	I left a message for my brother-in-law and his partner	我给我小舅子和他爱人留了口信
0:08:59.69,	to join us, too.	让他们也过来
0:09:00.49,	Oh, more people. Good.	多一些人 好的
0:09:03.29,	- Nice house, by the way. - Thanks.	房子不错-谢谢
0:09:06.44,	Wait a minute. Is that your family?	等一下 那是你的家人吗
0:09:08.65,	Are you married?	你结婚了吗
0:09:09.54,	Yeah, but don't worry. We have the house to ourselves.	是的 不过别担心 今晚家里都属于我们
0:09:11.43,	They're all out of town.	他们都出城去了
0:09:12.40,	I am long overdue for a boys' night.	我已经好久没过"男生之夜"了
0:09:14.61,	Oh, so your wife is okay with--	所以说 你妻子不介意...
0:09:16.36,	Oh, yeah. She suggested it.	不介意 还是她提议的
0:09:18.74,	She knows I need this every so often.	她知道我偶尔需要跟男人们"玩玩"
0:09:20.88,	Long as I clean up afterwards, she's fine.	只要我事后"清洗干净" 她没意见的
0:09:22.85,	You ready for a margarita?	你想喝一杯玛格丽特酒吗
0:09:24.82,	Sure.	好的
0:09:30.93,	Soothing, right?	静气凝神对不对
0:09:32.18,	You see, as the music relaxes the baby,	你看 音乐让婴儿放松
0:09:34.69,	you relax.	你也放松了
0:09:35.59,	No, you're making the baby jump on my bladder.	才没 你让宝宝在我膀胱上跳呢
0:09:38.10,	How can it relax listening to a song about a hooker?	一首关于妓女的歌怎么能让人放松呢
0:09:40.48,	She's not a hooker, she's a private dancer.	她不是妓女 她是一名私人舞蹈家
0:09:42.32,	A dancer for money.	她为钱而舞
0:09:43.08,	She'll do what you want her to--	她会做任何你想让她做的事情...
0:09:44.59,	Oh, my gosh, I taught lily this song.	我的天 我教过莉莉这首歌
0:09:47.18,	Excuse me.	不好意思
0:09:48.76,	Hello?	喂
0:09:49.39,	He's married.	他已经结婚了
0:09:50.25,	To a woman.	跟一个女人
0:09:51.68,	Yeah, she's out of town.	她外出了
0:09:53.58,	I don't know. They must have	我不知道 他们估计是达成了
0:09:54.57,	some sort of arrangement or something.	某种协议什么的
0:09:56.69,	So what? If they know about it,	那又怎样 若他们彼此心知肚明
0:09:57.70,	who cares?	管那么多干嘛
0:09:58.69,	You're not ready for a relationship anyway.	反正你也还没准备好认真谈恋爱
0:10:00.16,	Just have some fun.	玩玩而已嘛
0:10:01.39,	It feels weird. He has other people coming over.	感觉好怪 他还邀请了其他人来
0:10:03.97,	I think I'm gonna bail on this.	我觉得我还是走吧
0:10:05.52,	He's just feeling you out like you're feeling him out.	他是在试探你 就像你也在试探他一样
0:10:08.36,	I promise you, these other guests will mysteriously cancel.	放心吧 其他客人最后一定会神秘爽约
0:10:11.65,	Hold on just a second, sweetie.	稍等一下 亲爱的
0:10:13.91,	Hello?	你好
0:10:14.60,	Hey, you guys still coming?	你们还过来吗
0:10:16.16,	Oh, I forgot to call you. We have to cancel.	我忘了打给你 我们去不了了
0:10:18.08,	No problem. Bye.	没关系 再见
0:10:21.43,	More margaritas for us.	我们有更多玛格丽塔酒喝了
0:10:22.59,	The other guys just cancelled.	其他客人刚刚说不过来了
0:10:24.71,	Are you still there?	你还在吗
0:10:25.90,	You were right. The other guys just cancelled.	你说对了 其他客人不来了
0:10:27.90,	See?	瞧吧
0:10:28.75,	Now listen to me.	听我说
0:10:29.67,	You're gonna have two margaritas.	你要喝两杯玛格丽塔酒
0:10:31.01,	Maybe start a third. Laugh at his jokes.	也许可以喝第三杯 他讲笑话你就笑
0:10:33.56,	But not in that high falsetto thing.	但笑声不能太尖
0:10:34.89,	Something more manly. Let's practice.	要有点男人的磁性 来练习一下
0:10:36.52,	Hey, I'm not gonna laugh for you.	我才不要跟你练习笑声
0:10:37.89,	You can be very controlling, you know that?	你有时控制欲太强了 你知道吗
0:10:39.90,	Why does everybody say I'm controlling?	为什么所有人都说我控制欲强
0:10:41.95,	Oh. Gotta go.	我得挂了
0:10:44.27,	Looks like this kennel is for bulldogs only.	看来今晚寒舍只对斗牛犬人开放了
0:10:49.22,	You all right?	你还好吗
0:10:49.90,	Yeah, I'm all right. I'm great.	没事 我很好
0:10:51.34,	Oh, good.	那就好
0:10:52.09,	Listen, uh, I-I don't want this to sound weird,	听着 我不想弄得很古怪
0:10:54.82,	But, um...	但是
0:10:56.68,	But you and I, tonight... Is this, uh...	但你和我 今晚 这算是...
0:11:02.04,	Sorry, Dave, what was that?	抱歉 戴维 你说什么
0:11:04.15,	Nothing.	没什么
0:11:18.19,	Here you go.	给您
0:11:19.10,	For a small fee, we can come to your house	只需交一点费用 我们就可以送货上门
0:11:20.69,	and assemble it for you.	并为您组装
0:11:21.68,	Yeah, my dad's more of a do-it-yourself-er,	我父亲比较习惯自己动手
0:11:23.50,	plus he's not one for strangers in his personal space.	而且他不喜欢让陌生人进他家
0:11:26.08,	All right. Uh, well, can I help you carry it to your car?	好吧 那我帮你搬到车上吧
0:11:28.50,	Yeah, he's not gonna go for that, either.	那样他也不喜欢
0:11:30.02,	The guy won't even use the wheels on his suitcase.	那家伙行李箱上有轮子都不用
0:11:32.10,	Likes everyone to think he's this big, tough guy who--	他喜欢让别人觉得他是大块头猛男
0:11:34.29,	Okay.	好吧
0:11:35.25,	Yo! There he is. All right. Let's get this done.	拿出来啦 好 开始干活吧
0:11:37.91,	Hey, dad, you know--	爸 其实
0:11:38.78,	No, we don't need any help, Mitchell.	不 我们不需要别人帮忙 米奇尔
0:11:40.54,	Just pick up your end.	把你那边举起来
0:11:44.73,	Dad, stop, stop, stop.	爸 停一下 停一下
0:11:45.97,	What? A break already?	怎么 刚抬就要休息吗
0:11:46.93,	Dad, you're obviously going through something.	爸 你很明显有什么心事
0:11:48.85,	Look, you do not have to go through this alone.	你不需要独自承受
0:11:50.96,	I'm here to talk if you want.	我随时愿意倾听你的烦恼
0:11:53.57,	That's really nice of you, Mitchell,	米奇尔 你人真好
0:11:54.61,	But do you wanna do it here?	但真的要在这里谈吗
0:11:56.12,	cause I saw a little princess table	因为我在那边看到一张小公主桌
0:11:57.58,	with a tea set on it.	上面还有一套茶具
0:11:59.07,	You and I could have a real gab fest.	我们父子小闺蜜可以去那好好聊聊
0:12:00.84,	Argh! I'm such a blockhead.	我真是不长记性
0:12:04.57,	Can't we just get this into the car?	我们能赶紧把这东西搬上车吗
0:12:06.16,	Why? So you're not late for your shrink session?	怎么 你怕去看心理医生迟到吗
0:12:07.84,	What?-Yeah. I picked up on that.	什么-是啊 我发现了
0:12:09.50,	Bunny hugger! Saw that, too.	爱抱兔子的老头 那个我也看到了
0:12:11.87,	Mobile spinner.	转玩具架的老头
0:12:15.23,	I swear to god...	老子对天发誓
0:12:19.70,	What are you doing back here?!	你躲在这里做什么
0:12:21.66,	I didn't have the room key,	我没有房间钥匙
0:12:22.91,	and I don't want to be seen in public.	也不想被任何人看到
0:12:24.23,	I thought about what you said before...	我考虑了你刚才说的话
0:12:26.42,	When did China's last emperor	中国的最后一位君主
0:12:27.72,	- ascend the throne? - 1909.	-是在哪年登基的 -1909年
0:12:29.35,	And you can say a lot of things about me,	你说我其它什么都行
0:12:31.32,	but I am not someone who lives through her kids.	但我不是那种把期望寄托在孩子身上的人
0:12:33.49,	Sorry. It's 1909.	答错了 是1909年
0:12:34.93,	Do I like to see you succeed?	要问我喜不喜欢看到你成功
0:12:36.46,	Of course I do!	我肯定喜欢
0:12:37.35,	- Tritium is an isotope of what element? - Hydrogen.	氚是哪个元素的同位素-氢
0:12:39.68,	But do I need that to	但要问我是否需要你的成功
0:12:41.84,	make myself feel important?	来证明自己的价值
0:12:43.28,	Absolutely not.	那绝对不是
0:12:44.35,	No, the answer is hydrogen.	错 答案是氢
0:12:46.29,	As a matter of fact, I'm a little hurt	说实在的 我真的有点寒心
0:12:47.84,	you would think I was so shallow.	你竟然认为我这么肤浅
0:12:49.09,	The Persian satrapy of Skudra included which two areas?	波斯帝国的斯库德拉辖地包括哪两个区域
0:12:51.90,	Macedonia and Thrace.	马其顿和色雷斯
0:12:53.60,	I know moms like that, and that is not me.	我认识几个当妈的是那样 但我不是
0:12:56.73,	No way.	绝对不是
0:12:58.06,	Macedonia and Thrace.	马其顿和色雷斯
0:12:59.43,	Are you freaking kidding me?!	开什么玩笑
0:13:01.04,	Macedonia and Thrace? What even is that?!	马其顿和色雷斯 那是什么玩意
0:13:04.18,	You're hardly even listening! How could we lose this?!	你连听都没听 我们怎么会输的
0:13:09.05,	I said "We."	我居然说了"我们"
0:13:10.19,	Yeah. You do that sometimes.	是啊 你有时就这样
0:13:12.81,	I'm so sorry.	我很抱歉
0:13:14.51,	I am one of those moms.	我就是那种妈妈
0:13:16.71,	I like it too much when you win.	我很爱你赢的时候
0:13:18.88,	I really love lording it over the other moms.	我好喜欢对其他妈耍威风
0:13:22.43,	Well, in our house, I'm kind of your only source for that.	在我们家 你也只能指望拿我炫耀了
0:13:25.45,	You're telling me.	那还用你说
0:13:27.49,	Haley e-mails me pictures of her nails.	海莉只会给我发她涂了指甲油的照片
0:13:29.97,	And Luke asked me if he's part owl.	卢克还问我他是不是有猫头鹰基因
0:13:32.25,	He does get his head pretty far around.	他的头是挺能转的
0:13:32.51,	[猫头鹰的头部可以旋转270度左右]
0:13:34.45,	Alex, I'm so sorry.	艾丽克斯 真对不起
0:13:36.76,	It's okay.	没关系啦
0:13:38.22,	Maybe you do put pressure on me,	可能你是给我施加了点压力
0:13:39.45,	but it's nothing compared to what I put on myself.	但我给自己的压力更大
0:13:41.91,	I guess I needed somebody to blame for what happened today,	我想我只是想为今天的事找个人来怪罪
0:13:44.17,	And there you were.	而你恰好撞枪口上了
0:13:46.32,	You know I'm in awe of you, right?	你知道我很敬畏你的 对吧
0:13:50.30,	Come on. I know a back way out of this place.	起来 我知道这地方的后门
0:13:52.53,	Wait. Don't you have to return that?	等等 这东西你不打算还了吗
0:13:53.80,	No way. I paid good money for this.	才不 我可花了不少钱的
0:13:55.79,	- We're taking it down the waterslide. -Okay.	我们带着它去玩滑水道-好吧
0:13:57.96,	How can she not be here, either?	她居然也不在这里
0:13:59.56,	- This is hopeless. - Have a little faith.	我绝望了-有点信心
0:14:02.17,	Did the Jews give up when the Egyptians chased them	埃及人把犹太人逼到红海边上的时候
0:14:04.34,	to the banks of the red sea?	他们放弃了吗
0:14:05.59,	How do you know all this stuff?	你是从哪儿知道这些的
0:14:06.92,	Was I the only one listening to uncle Menachem's toast?	难道就我一人听了曼纳汉姆叔叔的祝酒词吗
0:14:09.78,	Well, I'm glad it worked out for the ancient Jews,	很高兴这对古犹太人管用
0:14:11.82,	But at the moment	但是眼下
0:14:12.40,	- I don't see God doing me any-- - Look!	我可没看见上帝怎么帮我了-看
0:14:23.13,	I'm not gonna embarrass you,	我不想让你难堪
0:14:24.50,	but you got one minute to get out of here.	限你一分钟之内离开
0:14:27.03,	You, too.	你也是
0:14:30.65,	It's for the best.	就这样也挺好的
0:14:32.22,	All this sneaking around was kind of weighing on me.	到处瞎转悠真让我有点劳累了
0:14:35.18,	- Let's just grab our gift bags and go. - No.	我们拿了礼物袋就走吧-不
0:14:37.48,	I still have 50 seconds.	我还有50秒呢
0:14:40.87,	Excuse me.	打扰一下
0:14:43.57,	Hi.	你好
0:14:44.42,	My name is Manny Delgado,	我叫曼尼·迪尔加多
0:14:45.99,	And I've been searching for you	从你今天在大厅对我微笑后
0:14:46.97,	since you smiled at me in the lobby today--	我就一直在找你
0:14:49.11,	Maybe even my whole life.	或许我已经寻觅你一辈子了
0:14:50.65,	It's too late for us to have the magical night I was hoping for,	我之前期待能与你一起共度良宵 但现在太晚了
0:14:52.88,	but it's not too late for us	但有件事尚不算晚
0:14:54.06,	to have a memento of what might have been.	那就是为错过的良宵留下美好的纪念
0:14:56.30,	I'll be waiting.	我会等你
0:15:12.23,	Okay, Mitch--	好了 米奇
0:15:13.06,	Too late. Not interested.	太迟了 不想听
0:15:15.73,	Now listen.	给我听着
0:15:17.72,	Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna go out the back.	我就不信了 我去开后门
0:15:19.03,	Door, sunroof-- all on lockdown.	车门和天窗都锁了
0:15:23.28,	Okay, look, that guy you met today--	行了 听着 你今天看见的那个人
0:15:25.61,	he is a shrink.	他是个心理医生
0:15:26.78,	But I don't see him all the time.	但我并不怎么去
0:15:28.00,	You mom and I saw him a little before the divorce.	你妈和我在离婚前去了几次
0:15:31.10,	But every now and then, something comes up for me,	但有时我碰到了点什么事
0:15:33.49,	and I go in for a tune-up.	我也会去他那调整一下
0:15:35.87,	If you're waiting for me to ask what's going on with you,	如果你是在等我问你 最近怎么了
0:15:37.96,	you just better keep waiting,	那你还是别等了
0:15:39.14,	cause I learned my lesson.	因为我不想再自讨没趣
0:15:41.10,	I'm down about something--	我为某件事心情不怎么好
0:15:42.18,	something I knew was coming,	我知道这事迟早要来
0:15:44.46,	and now it's finally happening.	现在终于来了
0:15:47.45,	We're turning my office into the nursery today.	我的办公室今天就要变成婴儿房了
0:15:52.52,	You've been moping around like you lost your platoon	你一副打了败仗般的悲伤抑郁神情
0:15:54.92,	- over a room? - Not just a room.	就为了一个房间-不止是房间的问题
0:15:57.75,	It's the only place in this house	整个家里也就在那间房
0:15:59.10,	where I can still close the door and read a book or have a drink.	我能关上门读本书或喝杯酒了
0:16:02.10,	Everything in there was mine.	只有那个房间是完全属于我的
0:16:04.18,	Ah, who cares? Everybody's got their problems.	谁在乎 每个人都有烦心事
0:16:06.59,	No.	不
0:16:10.15,	You know, I can still open my door.	我这边的门还是能开的
0:16:11.53,	You just locked yourself back in.	你只是把你自己反锁了
0:16:14.90,	Look, dad, I...	听着 爸 我...
0:16:16.58,	I had to give up my home office for Lily's bedroom,	我之前也为莉莉的卧室放弃了我的家庭办公室
0:16:19.00,	and I was upset about it, too.	我对此也很伤心
0:16:22.21,	Wasn't hugging bunnies, but...	没到要抱兔宝宝的地步 但也...
0:16:23.52,	All right.	行了你
0:16:24.06,	I-I realize that it wasn't about an office or a room.	我 我意识到这不是办公室或房间的问题
0:16:28.77,	It was about how Lily was gonna change everything.	而是莉莉将要带来的全面改变
0:16:31.58,	But once we got her in there,	但我们一接她到家
0:16:34.54,	I don't know. I-I just-- I never looked back.	我不知道 我 我就 不再想那事了
0:16:38.28,	Yeah, I guess I'm just nervous about everything, you know.	是啊 我想我可能就是对现状有点紧张
0:16:40.14,	Yeah.-Thanks,kid.	是啊-谢谢你 孩子
0:16:44.78,	You know, I'm just recalling	知道不 我忽然想起来
0:16:46.14,	me grumbling about giving up my MG roadster	你和克莱尔快要出生的时候
0:16:48.45,	when you and Claire came along.	我要放弃那名爵跑车也很是不爽
0:16:50.21,	Great car. No backseat.	那车超酷 没后座呢
0:16:53.35,	Isn't it funny? The stupid things that we think--	想起来真是有趣 我们认为最愚蠢的事...
0:16:55.06,	- She was my baby. - are so important.	她是我的小宝贝-如此重要
0:16:59.41,	I guess all told, we had about 50 chickens.	我想算下来 我们总共有50只鸡
0:17:01.63,	Maybe 115 head of hogs.	差不多115头猪
0:17:03.97,	Let's see, 55 cattle.	大概 55头牛
0:17:05.10,	Oh, you know what'll be fun?	哎呀你知道怎么样才好玩吗
0:17:06.19,	Let's see if I can remember all their names. There was...	我想想还记不记得它们的名字 有...
0:17:08.78,	Albert, Lisa	艾尔伯特 莉莎
0:17:10.32,	Steph, and Mike	斯特夫和麦克
0:17:11.70,	Gloria! No, Gloria!	歌洛莉亚 别走 歌洛莉亚
0:17:13.31,	Gloria!	歌洛莉亚
0:17:14.40,	No. I do not want to hear one more story.	不 我一个故事都不想再听了
0:17:18.08,	I am going to take a nap now.	我现在要去小睡一会儿
0:17:19.56,	Okay, yeah, sure. Whatever you want.	好的 当然了 悉听尊便
0:17:21.18,	This day's about you.	今天你说了算
0:17:22.79,	- Just one more thing-- - No, no one more thing!	只是有一件事-别再有事了
0:17:24.67,	I just wanted to take a picture, you know,	我只是想拍张照片
0:17:25.99,	To commemorate our special day.	以此纪念我们这么特殊的一天
0:17:27.30,	Okay, fine! Take the picture!	好吧 你要照就照吧
0:17:29.41,	No, not here. The lighting's terrible.	不 这里不行 光线太差
0:17:31.08,	I was thinking we could take it...	我想可以在
0:17:32.58,	in your new nursery!	新的婴儿房里拍
0:17:37.86,	No, Cam. No.	不 小卡 不
0:17:39.52,	But, Gloria, come--	但是 歌洛莉亚 过来...
0:17:40.78,	Somebody has to tell you this. No.	必须有人点醒你 你这样不行
0:17:42.77,	You try to control everything. You take over people's lives!	你想掌控一切 你想掌控别人的生活
0:17:46.33,	It's always too much with you!	你这个人总是那么过火
0:17:49.04,	You know, maybe we should talk about this out in the hallway.	也许我们应该在外面走廊上谈这个
0:17:50.79,	Why, because there's gonna be better lighting over there?	为什么 因为外面光线更好吗
0:17:52.70,	You're doing it again, Cam. You're doing it again!	你又这样 小卡 你又这样
0:17:58.08,	You're right. I am too much.	你说得对 我太过火了
0:17:59.32,	I do control. I do barge.	我是控制狂 我喜欢干预别人
0:18:01.25,	I'll have my friend Abelard come back and paint over it.	我会叫我朋友阿伯拉德回来把这个涂掉
0:18:03.79,	So this is why you kept me outside all day?	你把我整天拖在外面就为了这个吗
0:18:06.09,	So that your friend Aburar could come and paint a present?	好让你的朋友阿拉伯什么的来画这个礼物
0:18:09.91,	Yeah, rather than getting you a gift off your registry	是啊 我怎么不能像正常人一样从你的
0:18:11.94,	like a normal person.	礼物登记簿中选一样呢
0:18:13.15,	- I'm so stupid. - I love it!	我好蠢-我爱死了
0:18:15.90,	You do?	真的吗
0:18:16.64,	It's just like you--	那画就和你一样
0:18:18.21,	Full of color... And life... And love.	丰富多彩 生机勃勃 超级有爱
0:18:22.21,	I really did think you'd love it.	我真心觉得你会喜欢的
0:18:24.17,	What's going on up here?	什么情况
0:18:26.46,	- What the... - Okay, that was not my idea. I told Cam--	靠-那不是我的主意 我告诉过小卡
0:18:29.49,	I told him that's a lot to put on someone's wall.	我告诉他这样在人家墙上乱涂太过分了
0:18:31.30,	Hold on. I like it.	等下 我喜欢
0:18:33.56,	- Really? Oh... - Thanks, Cam.	真的吗-多谢 小卡
0:18:35.95,	- You actually-- - Makes it easier to give up the room.	你真的...-现在放弃这房间容易多了
0:18:45.58,	Wow, that's close.	就差那么一点儿[太近了]
0:18:48.07,	Guy was an inch out of bounds.	那家伙就出界了一点儿
0:18:55.23,	Time-out.	暂停[够了]
0:18:58.21,	You know what?	知道吗
0:18:59.54,	I'm not gonna be able to relax	不把这事儿"搞定"
0:19:00.83,	until I get this out of the way.	我没法真心乐起来
0:19:05.73,	Dishwasher.	洗碗机
0:19:08.41,	Pretty cool, huh?	超酷的吧
0:19:10.61,	Yeah. It is.	是啊 的确是
0:19:13.16,	Hey, do you think...	你可以
0:19:14.64,	mind if I freshen this?	再帮我倒一杯吗
0:19:15.57,	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Allow me.	没问题 我来吧
0:19:17.97,	Wow. Your hand's shaking.	哇 你的手在发抖
0:19:20.87,	Remember, Dave, it's just a game.	记住咯 戴维 只是比赛[游戏]而已
0:19:28.29,	Oh, god! Oh, my god! my gosh.	我的天 我的天
0:19:32.17,	- Oh, come here. - It's all right.	我来擦-没事的
0:19:34.39,	- I'm--I'm just a little wet. - Oh, no, you're drenched.	有点湿罢了-不 你都湿透了
0:19:36.37,	You can't sit in that. You know what?	你这样没法坐 不如
0:19:37.99,	Take that off. I'll throw 'em both in the dryer	脱掉吧 我扔到烘干机里
0:19:39.90,	and get us a couple of clean ones.	我去拿两件干净的
0:19:41.87,	Okay.	好的
0:19:42.98,	Well, I guess this is something we're doing.	我猜反正也总是要脱的
0:19:46.20,	Interception!	断球
0:19:47.75,	Interception!	断球
0:19:48.94,	- Come on, buddy! - Come on!	-加油 伙计 -加油
0:19:50.09,	- Come on, buddy! - Come on!	-加油 伙计 -加油
0:19:51.29,	Come on! Come on, buddy! Touchdown!	加油 伙计 触地得分
0:19:55.42,	How exciting is this?!	真是太兴奋了
0:19:57.03,	Oh, it's been so long.	人家都等了好久了
0:19:59.83,	- What's happening? - Uhh. Nothing.	怎么了-没什么
0:20:02.00,	Oh, my car keys.	是我的车钥匙"顶"到你
0:20:03.09,	Shoot. The TV went off.	见鬼 电视挂了
0:20:05.60,	Must have screwed something up.	肯定是什么"搞"坏了
0:20:07.46,	You know what? It doesn't matter.	知道吗 没关系
0:20:08.46,	There's another one upstairs.	楼上还有电视
0:20:09.86,	How about we head up to the bedroom	不如我们上楼去卧室
0:20:11.17,	for some halftime festivities?	来个中场"狂欢"
0:20:13.03,	Oh... Okay.	那 好吧
0:20:15.70,	Let's do this.	我们"上"吧
0:20:21.41,	I'd forgotten how much fun this can be.	我都忘了这样有多开心了
0:20:23.20,	We should make this a regular thing.	我们应该定期聚下
0:20:25.09,	Phil, Phil, wait.	菲尔 菲尔 等等
0:20:27.09,	Uh, I think I'd better just head home.	我想我还是回家好了
0:20:29.35,	- What? - I'm just coming out of a long-term relationship,	什么-我刚结束一段长期恋情
0:20:32.56,	and I guess I'm still pretty fragile.	我觉得我现在内心依然脆弱
0:20:35.51,	It's not that I haven't had a-a great time.	不是说我玩得不开心
0:20:37.78,	Not at all. Hey, I get it.	没关系 我懂的
0:20:38.88,	I've spent a few nights in heartbreak hotel.	我也曾经有过肝肠寸断的几晚
0:20:41.15,	If there's anything I can do...	如果有我能帮得上的
0:20:44.10,	You've already done more than you know.	你对我的帮助比你想像的大得多